I am not surprised but I am seeing why the guy is going to run away from the law due to what he does to the orphans like what he did to BB and A one becomes a serial killer who planned himself to be his final murder and the other killed himself to take away the stress of himself having to try and surpass the worlds greatest detective Batman or in this case L.@@Robust-d7u
As an English person can clarify that orphans have now been reclassified as under animal control. The reasoning Rishi Sunak gave was that it made horse-racing more fun.
@@gabrielboorom2683 Yeah but the good thing about racing orphans is that just like racing horses once they've been crippled you can send them to the Tesco's Processing Plant.
If the Last Jedi taught me one thing, it's that good guys will fight against animal abuse and not care about child slavery, so I guess in that regard reclassifying orphans under animal control is a promotion.
@Kayrannkanal20 He definitely has a personality in the original. It's just not as dynamic as Mello's or L's. It's subdued, but still childish. It's subtle, but there.
@Kayrannkanal20 I used to think like you, but after rewatching the series even more than I already had, watching character break downs, growing older, reading author interviews and also reading the manga aftermaths (which shows a lot more of Near's sneaky character), he was actually a lot more ruthless than L. L wasn't a pure angel, but the fact that Near most likely went behind everyone's backs and used the Death Note at least once to make sure his plan worked, that's something even L wouldn't do, L's biggest mistake was being too forthright with his plans and Near never made that mistake. L cared about justice, was willing to bend the law to get it, yes, but still cared. Near cared about winning and succeeding L's legacy, not justice itself. If anything, he was more like Mello, only less impulsive and therefore more successful. I now think him and Mello mirror each other more than they mirror L. Yes, they both take quirks from him as he was their mentor, but they're characters in their own right. L is still superior to them in my eyes, but that's just because L is just so awesome to me.
The only adult in the room: Well it's time to go on the run and become a mortician and I like insects Near: mello, i want to be more than friends Mello: I JUST GET DONE WITH BREAKFAST AND THIS IS THE NONSENSE I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH AT 9:30 IN THE MORNING????
I haven't read or watched the vast majority of Death Note so I'm looking forward to eventually doing so and having this color my opinions of these characters
even though they are canonically averse to being close to each other, near x mello is funnily enough my biggest death note ship somehow LMFAO. but tbh, with the nonexistant romance elements of this series though, there is no competition for me since light is just being a manipulative bitch to every female he sees that isn't family. (l is sadly not as genuine in the manga than as he appears to be in the anime, so he's not that sentimental about light either... lawlight is a cute concept though!) the first episode mello and near were introduced, i was like "yeah no I can already tell that their rivalry is induced by psychological trauma from the orphanage's shitty child raising, i feel like the most cathartic thing would be for them to overcome that and become besties! plus i have the biggest hunch that they will have to team up anyway in order to stand a chance in catching kira. therefore i will be rooting for them to make-up every single time they are together in a scene because that would be cute and sweet. god knows these child geniuses have some of the worst psychological issues known to man istg." ...and then the ending happened. i felt compelled to beat roger with a stick for allowing a jealous mello to run away to america as a minor in the first place. like, how did you not expect that he was likely to do illegal stuff to get by, given his age making it very hard to him to be legally independent OVERSEAS by himself with presumably limited funds. aren't they supposed to be catching criminals instead of teaching their detectives to BEHAVE like absolutely rotten criminals just to apprehend suspects for their own rotten deeds??? 💀 and don't even get me started on how they somehow did not feel responsible at all for mello's safety despite being his caretakers. he could have just straight-up died from whatever ambitiously illegal shit he was trying to attempt at the brash age of 16 in a gun-crazy, violent nation. i coud tell that mello was a ticking time-bomb through three minutes of observation, how did the house even miss that he was not psychologically fit enough to safely survive on his own as a minor??? guess where his shenanigans landed him... six feet under, due to unaddressed emotional baggage!!! it is almost like he could have lived a healthy life if the adults took the time to defuse his glaring inferiority complex. #casualchildneglect
Somehow Mello is the most sane person in the room
as always
@@AlternateSnake yeah, the man who joined the mafia, killing and kidnapping out of jealousy. That says a lot about this orphanage
I am not surprised but I am seeing why the guy is going to run away from the law due to what he does to the orphans like what he did to BB and A one becomes a serial killer who planned himself to be his final murder and the other killed himself to take away the stress of himself having to try and surpass the worlds greatest detective Batman or in this case L.@@Robust-d7u
I’m literally taking screenshots of some of these lines. This is too good.
“Who knew crime was illegal?”
You madman
3:01 "I wouldn't know, I had parents who loved me"
I was gonna screenshot this exact same moment
And the Wammy should cultivate orpahns into prime detectives. Good, good...
“Speaking out of turn like that is why you get reduced water privileges.”
Why is Mello the most normal one in this conversation
Because Mello is best boy
@@sealsaregood5146 ok
@@sealsaregood5146and near is best wife
@@sealsaregood5146 alright _Near_
he a soy boy
I want to find a woman who will love me the way Near loves Mello.
If only…😞
You won't find that in a woman, try "broadening your horizon."
@@MondeSerenaWilliamsdone
"Detect yourselves some food and shelter "
That was unnecessarily cold lol
As an English person can clarify that orphans have now been reclassified as under animal control. The reasoning Rishi Sunak gave was that it made horse-racing more fun.
damn
Beats racing orphans. They're usually hobbled or crippled.
@@gabrielboorom2683 Yeah but the good thing about racing orphans is that just like racing horses once they've been crippled you can send them to the Tesco's Processing Plant.
@@kleptrep94
When's the last time you needed glue?
If the Last Jedi taught me one thing, it's that good guys will fight against animal abuse and not care about child slavery, so I guess in that regard reclassifying orphans under animal control is a promotion.
Who could have predicted child labour to be illegal... Very based
Who could’ve predicted crime to be illegal lol
Do both
Too bad he doesn’t live in an orphanage full of detectives who could have told him.
Near and Mello’s relationship is truly top tier hahaha
If your significant other doesn’t express 10% of the love Near has for Silly Mello then it’s time to move on. He’s set the bar too high.
Top tier? More like top Near
"And launch a cereal called Mell-o's"
He's the sweetest cupcake anyone could ever want
yes, that would be an interesting brand
I love how there's just 3 different conversations happening at once
omg mello feeling like he lost the conversation bc near said "whoever finds the other the fastest is the *winner*"
Underrated 💙
I don’t understand why i think this is what nears personality actually is like
He only expressed it around Mello but we never saw them together enough
@@-dennis3755yess the only explanation
@Kayrannkanal20 He definitely has a personality in the original. It's just not as dynamic as Mello's or L's. It's subdued, but still childish. It's subtle, but there.
@Kayrannkanal20 I used to think like you, but after rewatching the series even more than I already had, watching character break downs, growing older, reading author interviews and also reading the manga aftermaths (which shows a lot more of Near's sneaky character), he was actually a lot more ruthless than L. L wasn't a pure angel, but the fact that Near most likely went behind everyone's backs and used the Death Note at least once to make sure his plan worked, that's something even L wouldn't do, L's biggest mistake was being too forthright with his plans and Near never made that mistake. L cared about justice, was willing to bend the law to get it, yes, but still cared. Near cared about winning and succeeding L's legacy, not justice itself. If anything, he was more like Mello, only less impulsive and therefore more successful. I now think him and Mello mirror each other more than they mirror L. Yes, they both take quirks from him as he was their mentor, but they're characters in their own right. L is still superior to them in my eyes, but that's just because L is just so awesome to me.
@Vilgax00 That was only in the anime, which was poorly adapted from L's death onwards. In the manga Near has his own personality.
I love how you incorporated actual lore from the manga regarding Roger.
I'm looking forward to Mello's and Nears Mariachi Band.
I love that the Death Note fandom is like this.
I swear everyone single one of Roger's lines in this video is comedy gold dude is so chill about talking about such serous stuff 😂😂😂😂
Okay, but thats how Child Protective Services started, as an org under Animal Welfare Services.
& in the US the first child abuse law case had to treat the child as legally a pig
This Near is the most canon Near interpretation to ever exist
I wash brushing my teeth while watching this and Mell-os almost assassinated me.
Why...why do you watch videos while brushing your teeth?
I love Near
He is so wholesome!
"WATER PRIVILEGES" omfg
its a mind game
No way the real Near
@NearOTP Yo I like your memes!
@@AbhemPandey thx man
2:22 Best line
The only adult in the room: Well it's time to go on the run and become a mortician and I like insects
Near: mello, i want to be more than friends
Mello: I JUST GET DONE WITH BREAKFAST AND THIS IS THE NONSENSE I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH AT 9:30 IN THE MORNING????
Jesus dude this is GOLD! The gold of gold!!!
Please keep making more.
"speaking out of turn like that is why you get reduced water privileges" my god 😭
water privileges
💜
*snatch* no more water for you!!
THESE ARE MY FAOVRITE EVER LMAOOO
I didn't know Near had game like that
You're being sarcastic right?
@@fireiscoming1768 of course I am, but it’s still pretty funny though
He's got that autistic rizz
"Honestly who knew crime was illegal."
Like WHAT!? Near is absolutely insane yes, but i can see where he gets it from!
😭😭😂 The Matt joke is underrated
"get the fuck out of my orphanage"
Do a death note abridged series.
I genuinely have thought quite a lot about this.
@@sealsaregood5146 Mr funny voice man, I humbly request it...
@@sealsaregood5146na just mellow and near forever
@@sealsaregood5146please do
@@sealsaregood5146it would be so good lol
These videos are so well written. They’re hilarious and clever.
Thinking back this is probably the most Roger ever talked.
He doesn't get that many lines in the actual series.
I love the 'Near is an obsessive gay who thinks of nothing but Mello' trope
I can’t believe somebody actually managed to make Mello understandable and empathizeable
i need this to be a full abridged series
so..... so bad
I haven't read or watched the vast majority of Death Note so I'm looking forward to eventually doing so and having this color my opinions of these characters
Honestly, who knew crime was illegal? 🤔
Safe Mello. Free him from all the crazy ones here.
I rewatched this 100 times already, this is peak comedy
1:07 WTF I GOT A BOTTLE OF WATER RIGHT AS THIS PART CAME ON!
Why is this not more popular?!
HEKEEKELPO I LOVE THESE TYPES OF VIDEOS
You are my favorite person fom the show death note
Every one of these just keep getting better 😂 this needs to blow up
This is a masterpiece why isnt this canon 😂🤣🤣
Who knew crime was illegal
even though they are canonically averse to being close to each other, near x mello is funnily enough my biggest death note ship somehow LMFAO. but tbh, with the nonexistant romance elements of this series though, there is no competition for me since light is just being a manipulative bitch to every female he sees that isn't family. (l is sadly not as genuine in the manga than as he appears to be in the anime, so he's not that sentimental about light either... lawlight is a cute concept though!)
the first episode mello and near were introduced, i was like "yeah no I can already tell that their rivalry is induced by psychological trauma from the orphanage's shitty child raising, i feel like the most cathartic thing would be for them to overcome that and become besties! plus i have the biggest hunch that they will have to team up anyway in order to stand a chance in catching kira. therefore i will be rooting for them to make-up every single time they are together in a scene because that would be cute and sweet. god knows these child geniuses have some of the worst psychological issues known to man istg."
...and then the ending happened. i felt compelled to beat roger with a stick for allowing a jealous mello to run away to america as a minor in the first place. like, how did you not expect that he was likely to do illegal stuff to get by, given his age making it very hard to him to be legally independent OVERSEAS by himself with presumably limited funds. aren't they supposed to be catching criminals instead of teaching their detectives to BEHAVE like absolutely rotten criminals just to apprehend suspects for their own rotten deeds??? 💀 and don't even get me started on how they somehow did not feel responsible at all for mello's safety despite being his caretakers. he could have just straight-up died from whatever ambitiously illegal shit he was trying to attempt at the brash age of 16 in a gun-crazy, violent nation. i coud tell that mello was a ticking time-bomb through three minutes of observation, how did the house even miss that he was not psychologically fit enough to safely survive on his own as a minor???
guess where his shenanigans landed him... six feet under, due to unaddressed emotional baggage!!! it is almost like he could have lived a healthy life if the adults took the time to defuse his glaring inferiority complex. #casualchildneglect
Real shit
Same
So real
WHY IS NEAR A GOONER ☠️
Okay I'm now binge watching all these videos and subscribing. Holy hell this is insanity, and i love it.
Near is the”my glorious king,” LeBron memes but as a person
Underrated
This is so good!
I hated Near in the anime but, he's by far my favorite character in these vids.
The first 13 seconds of this video are the best.
My first video of this channel and I am already subbing it
Same
Matt referred
Also mel-os is amazing
He knew bill 3084 was going to be coming out
wow you knew immediately what specific bill along with its specific numbers correlates to child labor? impressive
poor Matt
And then Light won
Water privileges😂
how tf can this be so fucking gay and still be entertaining
Have you seen Tommy from Smosh?
@@anti1training been a while
This is great
Why is this so funny
This is unhinged 💀
I see near and mello as brothers is that weird 😭
Honestly, who knew crime was illegal?
Please i beg you redo the whole series like this
Could you please share your voice model for near? It's really good and I'd like to use it.
Wow this is too much lol
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣