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The dislikes are from CJ hitchcock and scully pressing the wrong buttons, Carleen because her entire life is garbage, commissioner Kelly, teddy, debbie, the vulture, Wuntch and Daniels from episode one because she’s mad she didn’t get included in the rest of the show
“Yea I’m gonna cry” -Jake “life sucks, nothing good happen” -rosa “Yea I’m depressed” -Jake “It’s better to love nothing” - Captain Raymond Bro’s I felt that
“Jake, can you hear me? IS IT LUNCH TIME?!” had me figuratively catatonic the first time I heard it. I had to rewind because I missed so much of the episode...
hi everyone! please sign petitions and donate if you can for #BlackLivesMatter ! if you can’t donate, watch this video: ua-cam.com/video/bCgLa25fDHM/v-deo.html (you can also search up on youtube ‘stream to donate’)
link to sign petitions + donate: blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
other links to donate:
- secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd
- secure.actblue.com/donate/bailfundscovid
if there are other places to donate and/or sign petitions that I haven't mentioned, please comment them below!
stay safe! ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
HOPE YOU GET 1K
fuck off
The Moto Idots someone had their eggs shit in
to quote The Moto Idots
: fuck off
@@mhmsureokay im happy you liked your comment, but please shut the fuck up
“To catching a serial killer.”
“ To catching a serial killer!”
...
“To Rihanna, because I love Rihanna.”
I would like your comment, but it has 555 likes and I don't wanna ruin it
I am sorry but I find Gina annoying and very rude
@@transformersrepublic5878 what
@@transformersrepublic5878 wut-
@@transformersrepublic5878 Really?
“‘Be myself’, wHAt kINd oF GARbagE aDvICe iS tHaT?!?!”
smartPuff 73 - I love pufferfish
I’ve used that quote way too many times to have self esteem
“Was it a non Chris?” always makes me laugh so hard
he's got his priorities right
“Chris... CROSS?!” 😂😂😂 I missed it the first time
What about Criss Angel he's a mind freak.
It was an oboe-chris.
LOOK AT AMY WHEN HE SAYS THAT ...SO FRICKING CUTE
"thank you Carlene, your entire life is garbage" I love rosa
same
@Mantha Mantha yess periodt
Who doesn’t
With a smilee
"I wasn't hurt badly, the doctor says I had internal bleeding"
"ThaTs WherE aLL The bLoOd Is sUpPoseD tO bE"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am dead.
Lololololololol
My friend deadass quoted this to me after cysts ruptured in their body. I really appreciate the first news I heard of it was a b99 reference
@@rowandoyle7 that's amazing 😂
This is literally my fave Jake moment😂
"Oh...ooohh...noooo..."
this might be the only show i can't choose a favorite character
Mine is Doug for sure
Your likes are at 99 so I’m not going to like it
@@hannahnewnham4220 Well, his comment has 115 likes so that ship has sailed.
fr
Same
“Anyways I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out homies” - me everytime my manipulative parents yell at me.
Are you okay?
quarentine sis, quarentine...
ooof if that ain’t a mood
It doesn't work. They follow me to the bathroom.
Oh my God, same.
“oh... oh n-no” is SO GOOD when holt says it wtf i love it
Best delivery of an "oh no" EVER!
ikr
Holt really said Paddington at 3:47
This killed me
This got me
Never. Love. Anything...
Gina is more a mood than the show
The human form of the 💯 emoji
Right now, we should all be Gina Linneti
Nothing like a bit of workplace sexual harassment to aspire towards
@@samg7737 true. gina can be gross in that regard.
Srry jake is the best part of b99
The dislikes are from CJ hitchcock and scully pressing the wrong buttons, Carleen because her entire life is garbage, commissioner Kelly, teddy, debbie, the vulture, Wuntch and Daniels from episode one because she’s mad she didn’t get included in the rest of the show
Felix Felicis who dat?
And the 4th is from carleen whose sad because her entire life is garbage
and teddy
justice for daniels
and one from debbie as the 99 found out she was working for a crime family
BRO I WAS LITERALLY MOUTHING THE WORDS ALONG TO THESE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You need Jesus, Amen.
Same dude
Lol sAme
Dude ... We just love our guys too much
Because we’re fucking awesome.
"i can be normal." me when i have to walk infront of many people
Its.... mildly depressing that the video starts and ends with Jake leaving to cry
fench frie omg i am just realising this 👁👄👁
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who noticed XD
How all my days start and end also.
i made this 2 years ago, i’m surprised and confused as to why it’s getting attention all of a sudden lmaooo
quarantine baby
the youtube algorithm is a mysterious entity
UA-cam works in mysterious ways
UA-cam recommended. You love to see it
recommendation ayy
“I hope you have aneurysm after aneurysm after ANEURYSM” the way that line is delivered sends me
"i wasn't hurt that badly, the doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be"
That's my favorite line hahah
"dear beyonce, salonge, rihanna, someone cool thats white... cardi b" felt
@Jack Black because Cardi b ain't even white, she's afro latina I think
What episode is this from
@@seanmartucci4162 the episode where rosa is in the active shooter situation and gina and amy are fixing the toilet. season 5
lady gaga maybe?? but idk if I can define her as cool
@@loretohidalgo3533 YES AHAH
Diaz's "your entire life is garbage" with smile is a line i wanna use constantly to myself and to whoever i hate.
same although I'm late
"everything is garbage" is my new everyday mantra
Nobody:
Holt: “never... *Love* ...anything”
"PAAAAaaaaaaiiiiinnnnn"
gina is me 24/7
"but isn't gina linetti a state of mind? in a way, we're all gina linetti"
Charles needed to be in this more
harpercrafts hes my favourite idk why i didn’t put him in more lmao because he’s the biggest mood honestly
“Yea I’m gonna cry” -Jake
“life sucks, nothing good happen” -rosa
“Yea I’m depressed” -Jake
“It’s better to love nothing” - Captain Raymond
Bro’s I felt that
Holt dressed as Paddington Bear walks into the precinct:
"Fine, I was trying something and it didn't work!!"
nothing brings me more joy than watching terry carry people like their sacks of cotton
this is the best video on the internet
Holts “oh no” got me. You know it’s not good when Capt Holt sounds like that 😂
When Gina gets hit by a truck, I shouldn't be laughing.
But huh, I'M LAUGHING.
I can't stop rewatching 2:08
It’s crazy how many people are so passionate about Brooklyn 99 as I am 😂😂
I have said almost all of these today
"okay do you have a back up plan incase my hypothetical person can only do 9500, or......3" TOP.TIER.COMEDY.
This show is just a whole mood. 😂
"Anyway, i'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out, homies!"
I actually said this once.
wdym there's nothing straight about this show
1:56 Jake has the same reaction Amy did when she found out David was being arrested
Amy’s face in the background as Jake names all the Chris’ and then gasps as it may not be a Chris 😂
"We having a good time?"
"..."
"We are not!"
man I love Jake
Beyonce, Solange, Rihanna, "sOmEoNe CoOl tHaTs WhItE"
Ohh Lord ... it cracked me up
“To catching a serial killer “ - Holt & Jake
“To Rihanna BECAUSE I love Rihanna” -Gina
When you have ADHD and Jake does something: That’s a mood.
0:11 Just see Amy's expression changing behind lmao
The pigeon who usually sleeps under my window when he sees the fake owl I put up: 3:15
I spend more time watching this show than I do with my entire family
"if i die turn my tweets in a book!"0:02
Holt's speech during bill hader's character funeral: "paiiiN" yeah this needs a part 2 lmao
finally a video that says "blank minutes straight" and is an actual whole number :D (it just bugs me when it isn't for some reason)
Emmy same!! it bugs me too 😩
Its 3:59 for me
I just need to point out that this is exactly four minutes long and that makes me unreasonably happy and satisfied
Ugh I freaking love b99
I’ve rewatched it over 7 times
i mean jake and gina are the biggest mood
never thought I'd see the words brooklyn 99 and straight in the same sentence
I would describe this video as a Gina and jake salad with a lil captain holt dressing
a-noine-noine.
Oh man I already ate so I’ll have * *insert the whole menu* *
The internal bleeding joke is my favorite of The whole show
Charles fangirling and fainting is 60% of the reasons why I watch B99
“i hate people. life sucks, nothing good ever happens” i love rosa too much
When Jake took the picture of Holt in the hat I laughed so hard omg 😂
when gina got hit by that bus I remember texting my friend like yup thats my future
Lol I just got it in my "recommended" out of nowhere. Great compilation, I love this show. 😍
3:42 only legends can rock that. Marry Poppins, Peggy Carter, Captain Holt...
finally found the time to watch the entire show in a week and i am pleased to say i can quote almost all of these
PieceofLove B i’m so proud 🥺
Holt has a meltdown at 2:31🤣
Pretty much me during this quarantine
Please for the love of b99 get a flu shot for the coronavirus already....
I love how this was basically Gina, Rosa and Jake, so relatable lmao and I love b99
Did anyone else catch Amy moving to the beat of the Chris names?
And then flinch slightly when Jake said non-chris?😂😂😂😂
3:00 is me when someone eats my food lol
God i love Amy
when Jake is naming Chris's look at Amy in the background. she's the cutest!
Jake: I’m just going to grab a healthy breakfast
Holt: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?
Jake:*awkward face*
0:26 Gina you are legend girl
"Bitch you know I'm out of data"
Most relatable phrase ever
Hey, I just revised something, Gina said “if I die turn my tweets into a book” and Amy actually did that, like, 4 seasons later.
Ok but the hole time I was waiting for Boyle's "Life is a party and I'm the piñata" why isn't it here oh my god
this show genuinely never gets boring
the fact that i know every episode that these scenes are in means something
*im addicted*
3:35 we Stan Gina 😌
i love how this started and ended with jake leaving to cry alone
absolute mood
"You know I'm out of data,"
"No I did not have breakfast."
“ohh.. oh.... *no...”*
I love how the video starts with Jake saying "Alright, I'm gonna go cry" and ends with him saying it too
Rosa is my mood 😂
imagine how this looks to someone who hasnt watched b99
Bruno Bentovim they’re missing out on a GOOD show 😩
0:00 is me when i found out b99's final season is s8
IM SO UPSET
“Be myself? What kind of garbage advice is that!” Truth 😂😂🥰🥰
3:30 well that’s one heck of a mood
Just love Amy's face behind Jake in the Celebrity Chris bit (0:06)
UA-cam must be hiding a gem
The gem:
This videooo ❤❤❤
Antonnette Balansag 🥺👉👈
Agh this is my favourite show of all time I love it so much!
“Jake, can you hear me? IS IT LUNCH TIME?!” had me figuratively catatonic the first time I heard it. I had to rewind because I missed so much of the episode...
That first one was totally me at some point every day.
I loved the red hat that scene makes me sad for holt😭
This is literally me the entire week😂
3:32, I actually screamed at that part. How the heck is Gina still alive?!?!?
I feel like Carlene in this moments of my life
They needed to include the entire clip at 1:45 bc then Gina says the person on the phone was her grandmother 😂
i just love how half of the vid is either rosa or gina 😭😭
this aged so well