brooklyn nine nine with zero context part 2
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When nothing is out of context because you know everything
Exactly
WHATS CONTEXT ;-;
Lmaooo samee
If I had a quarter for every time I binged this show I'd probably have close to 3 dollars
fr 😭
I still die everytime I re-watch that Halloween episode and holt just goes
''This bitch? Please."
Favorite line
Him calling the dog an idiot after it failed to shake his hand is hilarious too
I think this is my favourite moment 😍😂
Gets me everytime
4:09
“wait, where are my eggs?”
“in my belly.”
I like how they don't even question how the hell holy got into their house
One of my favourite scenes
DanRyna Maybe they assumed he did it Pimento style
Mamas Batchu I legit almost barfed laughing so hard
AHAHAH
My favourite moment ever is when terry and holt are saying “precinct precinct”, “spreadsheet spreadsheet” and “crime crime” in hopes to be inconspicuous
SAME LMAO
What ep is it from
Grace Thomas the one where the precinct is getting evaluated i’m pretty sure
@@babychaeng9109I saw it recently
Ikrrrrr
As your colleague, best friend, brother and ex-lover is so confusing for someone whos not seen B99
Nah, it makes total sense
basically gina and him work together and they are sorta friends their parents are married and they slept with eachother
I literally laughed out loud in the middle of the night and woke up my family
Every anime ever
Step bro what’s happening
I forgot about Jake's repeated "one more time" in the rock-paper-scissors scene and how Rosa didn't say a thing, despite her normally short temper. Goes to show how close they are!
And the fact that Jake played papers every time and Rosa played scissors every time.
Best thing was it was the same take over again
"One more time" title of your sex tape!
I laughed for a solid minute
@Российский медик ooooooh you're right damn it
"spreadsheet, spreadsheet."
"crime, crime."
"precinct, precinct."
HILARIOUS
My faveeee
where's that one from??? I can't remember
@@ugh1230 It's from season 5, episode 13 :)
can’t basically anything boyle says be taken out of context?
I know the context it is still cringeworthy af.
"The turkey will be as damp as-"
*No*
"As juicy as-"
*No*
"As wet as-"
*No*
OMG BOYLE WITH ZERO CONTEXT
Ballantyne 78 omg when I read the first part I could just imagine it so much
'my son is a basic bitch 😔'
Love when Scully and Hitchcock become great detectives when food is involved
But not when fish and lemonade are involved
I need a spin off with those 2 when they were young.
B99: the glory days
Staring scully and Hitchcock
@@tenzingmurillo agree. They were the studs of the nine-nine in the 80's
Imagine someone getting the idea to offer them food for every case they solve, and within a week, the 99 is the most crimefree precinct in New York history.
Also when nice bathrooms are involved
“They were children... little children... one konk to the head was all it took” 😭😂😂😂
That one's even worse with context 😂😳
my favourite azsfdxgchkvbcfgvhjbkl
Carisma _ ahh context doesn’t make it any better 😂😂
one of the best lines for sure
Didn’t he play principal Duvall in mean girls
i have watched so much b99 that these aren't even out of context anymore
edit: aren't
a person so releatable
Omg same
Same !
*aren’t
Ifkr
boyle in a turkey costume saying “i have deeply tragic news for you” is my aesthetic
Lmao same love the pfp btw
Lol, same
as someone who has never seen Brooklyn 99
this was a whole trip
YESSS WATXH THE SHOW PLZ
yeah i’ve only seen the backstreet boys skit, but jason manztoukous or however you spell his surname is great
You are MISSING OUT fam
WATCH IT PLEASE ALSO PAH THIS MUSTVE BEEN SO CONFUSING FOR U
"You've lost your mind."
"What? Who told you that? Was it room?"
I am ROLLING :DDD
“Come on, Room. Let’s go!”
Which time?
"Gina as your colleague, friend, brother and ex-lover"
Even though i know the context that will never stop being weird
Funny thing is they really don’t make any more sense with context
Imagine if Gina and Rosa started dating
So lemme get this straight: they’ve had JK Simmons, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Marshawn Lynch, Sterling Kay Brown, Lin Manuel Miranda, Danny Trejo, Niecy Nash and both the alstate guys as guest stars?
I know I’m forgetting the family matters dad and many others but still!
And Katie Sagal!
@@OvSpP and also adam sandler.
@@trinimac8395 and with sandler comes another NFL player, Joe Theismann.
i love this show and have watched it on repeat on netflix for years but i don’t know who any of the people apart from lin manuel miranda and neil degrades tyson (btw i’m a brit 🇬🇧) who are these people???
Jake playing the guitar while screaming is me during quarantine when the wifi is off and I am trying to learn a new song
2:02 even *with* context, the bit of having Neil Degrasse Tyson lift like an absolute TANK at Terry’s gym took me completely by surprise
1:22 "There blood on the fish!
ON THE FISH!!" 😂😂my fav
Imagine if Gina and Rosa started dating
Power couple
Thus April Ludgate was born
Esther Sung no but why would I love that- it’d be a great way for Gina to come back tho
If things don't work out between gina and Milton then I definitely ship gina and rosa!
Spidey Fan OMDS I JUST STARTED WATCHING PARKS AND REC AND THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT 😂
I LITTERALLY WATCHED THE CRIME SCENE EPISODE LIKE 30 MINUTES AGO
Omg ME TOO
Me toooo!!
I’m now saddened by the Jossolyn break up. That was the first episode she was mentioned in 🥺.
Jade Nguyen Spoilers my dude .
ThiccMauiツ aahhhhh! I forgot it hadn’t aired in all the countries! Sorry my dude.
I’ve watched this show so much nothing is out of context anymore
THE FIRST SCENE KILLS ME OMFG-
what episode is it from? I don't recognize it
@@shambles7409 i think its in season 7 i cant remember which episode it is tho sorry 🥺
@@shamsa3098 na not s7. S6 tho maybe
@@shambles7409 I'm pretty sure its 6x13
@@artemis477 oh okay
This makes me wanna rewatch the whole series 😂😂
honestly I think this has reached the rank of shows i watch more than once.
Reshma Jasmin I watch it every day! I’ve seen it so much that I can memorise every freakin line
ive watched it so many times that if you give me a random screenshot from the show i can tell you exactly what was being said at that moment and by whom
I have a couple episodes I’ve basically memorised by now
I can't watch the whole thing yet damm u UK 🇬🇧
"Cowabunga, mother" always kills me
I've watched like 10 of these sorts of videos and I've never seen something repeat... I need to watch this show, there's so much chaotic energy
these videos are the only thing getting me through quarantine
1:47 with context that scene is even more disturbing
oh guys, we are friends! i love you guys AAAAAAAA
*L E A N I N G*
2:19 just trying to imagine someone who’s never seen b99 before oh god 😂
I am confused and scared
Where can I watch this?
@@jaderade6732 Netflix!
@@jaderade6732 hulu
Spreadsheet, spreadsheet?
Crime, crime.....
Precinct, precinct....
Why do I always laugh when this comes on??
And also
There is nothing more intoxicating than a clear absence of a penis
Damn who writes this
2:45
"Spreadsheet Spreadsheet."
"Crime Crime."
"Precinct Precinct."
ok that one got me
"Terry can't throw his family away, buuuuut these are nice suspenders..." xD Got me good xD
"As your colleague, best friend, brother and ex lover"
Not something you hear everyday lol
Unless you live in Alabama
@@friendlysniper5008 haha
even w/ context there's no way that isn't weird
i n m y b e l l y
“are you really playing the gay card on me right now?” is one of my favourite lines ever.
"Yas queen"
*snap*
"I am teaching father the math!" would have been great aswell. It's one of my favourites 😂
That “Daaamn Neil DeGrasse Tyson, how are you doing that?” Killed me
2:07 i love this whole video
10 second clips turn into 20 minute episodes in my head
“they were children, one conk on the head is all it took” had me in stitches lmao
When you know the context it gets dark
The friendship of Terry and Jake is the absolute reason I wake up in the morning
“it’s not sticking cause I’m so juicy” best.line.ever
2:23 cant say enough how funny holt's dramatic face is
He looks like a petulant child.
omg these videos are just getting BETTER
1:55 "I have some deeply tragic news for you" should become a meme
Wait where's breakfast!?
In my belly
AHHHHH!!!!!!
one of the best scenes in the show
The reason why I don’t watch shows like these is so I can come to UA-cam and receive the absolute gift of being able to watch clips like these with truly, no context. It’s a simple joy in my life
“Damn Neil DeGrass Tyson, how are you doing that?” Best quote ever
"It's physics Terry. Just physics."
At 0:44 it looks like some creepy roleplay between Jake and Amy
"It's not sticking because I'm so juicy"
The words of a true hero
I’ve watched the show so many times I know the context on all of these
I know where all of these are from you did a wonderful job
I dont recognize the first scene? what episode is it from?
AMV World the one where Jake and Holt were trying to figure out who stole valuable coin’s from kevin’s work
@@chaoticnetural5752 wow I cant believe I don't remember that, do u know by any chance what season and episode is that?
Thank you sooo much :)
AMV World it’s season 6, it just came out ok Netflix where I like so I just watched it last week lol. So i was kinfa cheating!
At 2:35 I started laughing sooo hard.
yasssssssss i love this show so much!!!
"Raymond?"
"Cowabunga, Mother. "
Even more random and wonderful than Holts awkward obsession with the balloon arch, was the fact that Rosa actually would have loved it… lmao
I love how in the first scene Holt is like 👁👄👁*vibing* and jake is like 😬*vibing*
2:30 damn pimento,why do I love you so much? Hahaha
This video is gonna blow, I'm calling it
you chose the best random clips this is gold
God I love this channel
4:07
🤣
OMG, NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON WAS IN THIS SHOW?!?!
even though i know the context of every single one, these videos make my day
*STOP YELLING AT ME I SAVED THE DAY* Jake, I love you and your childish sentences.
Last 20 seconds honestly my favourite clips
I'm sad that *"paaaaaaaIIIIINNNNNN"* isn't here
0:00 tHeY sToLe ThAt FrOm PiTcH pErFeCt
Thankyou for this.
as someone who has never seen the show i am deeply concerned and confused
I hope they never cancel this show. It’s the best!
Seriously though- the top two moments of Boyle are the "I have tragic news" in a bird costume scene, and the "You have the right to remain silent" while naked scene.
The best thing is that even if you watched the show these scenes feel exactly the same way
I’ve watched all these episodes!!!
There's blood on the fish
On the fish‼
"Then how come everyone cries during sex?"
Had me dying. Poor little charles.
This is the most amazing video in the entire world no cap.
wHo’s gOt tHe wOrm?
Charles a man has died rEAD THE ROOM
me having never watched the show nor knowing anything about it: excuse me wtf
These B99 comtext video are the best on youtube. Every other one has too much context, but these videos are jusr perfect.
4:07 always my fav Captain Holt reaction😂😂
Oh how I wanted Jake to go rock one time I hope that there’s a blooper feel where he does...
0:51 THE CUT SCREAM PLS
“Physics” LMAO NEIL DEGRASS TYSON IS MY HERO 😂
this is the greatest video ever made. you really put lots of effort into this. that's admirable. i should stop talking. ok. bye.
ITS NOT STICKY BECAUSE I'M SO JUICY
noice.
I just finished watching this and this just makes me wanna watch it all over again
I never get tired of Boyle's meltdown going "This is a hole, not a pit" lmaoo
I am like Terry.
I will talk in third person on occasion.
Help. Me.
The first clip is good... but StarKid did it first.
this video is the best thing ever
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
What episode is the first scene from 😂😂 it's bugging me
1:46 the most out of context clip and I love it 😂😂😂😂
2:50 and maybe that one
2:56 or that one
The cut at 0:51 is pure perfection 😂
"im excited to join isis" is one of my favorite quotes on the show
I have never actually seen brooklyn nine-nine so that makes this even better