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  • @mydiyinspo3951
    @mydiyinspo3951 10 місяців тому +26233

    "where are they?"
    "They are here" sounded like a haunted story 😂

  • @bennewell4402
    @bennewell4402 Рік тому +54279

    Doesn't matter how many times UA-cam puts this in my shorts, i will watch it over and over again

  • @LittleRedRidingHoo
    @LittleRedRidingHoo Рік тому +28159

    "Where are they?" Batman asked calmly.

    • @DOI_ARTS
      @DOI_ARTS 11 місяців тому +417

      Joker: "They're here....."

    • @REV4NTH
      @REV4NTH 10 місяців тому +131

      "SwEar tO Me" 🤬

    • @greyarcher2099
      @greyarcher2099 10 місяців тому +24

      And in ZSJL he says "they're here..." about the parademons

    • @veroelvira7911
      @veroelvira7911 10 місяців тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yamasaer
      @yamasaer 10 місяців тому +6

      Two-face?

  • @SilviaGarrett-c6w
    @SilviaGarrett-c6w 4 місяці тому +344

    I can’t stop laughing no matter how many times I!ve watched this. Thank you !

    • @walternelson4123
      @walternelson4123 4 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @lizaobispo6836
      @lizaobispo6836 3 місяці тому +2

      I'm on repeat 😂😂

    • @katokaoula4872
      @katokaoula4872 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@lizaobispo6836 me too 🤣🤣

    • @nellymarv71
      @nellymarv71 3 місяці тому

      Me too! 😂😂😂😂

    • @nellymarv71
      @nellymarv71 3 місяці тому

      ​@lizaobispo6836 😂😂😂 Same here! I've lost count how many repeats I've watched😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JimTayGameToday
    @JimTayGameToday 10 місяців тому +4275

    Major props to this guy, learned a new language and then became a successful comic in that language. That's not an easy task. Funny stuff

    • @robertodavid8546
      @robertodavid8546 10 місяців тому +28

      The heart of the immigrants… we are still taking “their jobs” 😂😂😂

    • @marlygee
      @marlygee 10 місяців тому +68

      Imagine learning a new language only to have to learn the new politically correct version of it as the one you’ve just learned is now outdated 😂

    • @honestiguana
      @honestiguana 10 місяців тому +18

      Take my word for it, as a brazilian I'll tell you that this dude favored passing of laws in Brazil that made it into literal CRIMES exactly the kind of joke he did in this clip, so now he ran to the US to tell this jokes, and EVEN THERE he's against freedom of speech. Dude's a real piece of work.

    • @luuc2
      @luuc2 10 місяців тому +8

      in Portuguese he is not funny tho

    • @tjoy8082
      @tjoy8082 10 місяців тому +2

      The matter is ridiculously funny. Think about people out there trying to f...k language and the little bit of communication we have.

  • @TheTimer1337
    @TheTimer1337 Рік тому +14600

    "They're here" 🤣
    Are we in the Poltergeist bro lol

    • @prinzessinderverurteilung5553
      @prinzessinderverurteilung5553 Рік тому +72

      I want him to announce my presence like that! 💀

    • @kar17755
      @kar17755 Рік тому +11

      Poltergeist is a remix of a Geometry Dash main level polargeist

    • @gamein7979
      @gamein7979 Рік тому +5

      I think I feel deja vu. so I might be watched that word and effect in a movie before

    • @Sahil-uf1dy
      @Sahil-uf1dy Рік тому +3

      It's More like "Split movie MC - Kevin wendell crumb" with his THE HORDE !

    • @kapswishes9834
      @kapswishes9834 11 місяців тому

      I don't describe people as a man or woman
      I describe people as liberal and anti liberal
      As freedom fighters and servants

  • @xyaeiounn
    @xyaeiounn 9 місяців тому +4397

    To craft this joke in a language not your own, it escalates so well, is delivered just right. Much respect.

    • @AnastasioCostaMeno
      @AnastasioCostaMeno 9 місяців тому +31

      Dude is funnier in English than in his native language for some reason 😅

    • @jackwsanta1793
      @jackwsanta1793 9 місяців тому +8

      The laugh track is annoying!!!!!!!!

    • @menacingowl
      @menacingowl 9 місяців тому +3

      Well, it’s not the first time it been told

    • @EnigmaParadox-pk4ce
      @EnigmaParadox-pk4ce 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@AnastasioCostaMenoI love his accent! Where is he from?

    • @jaurybeltraoengers5986
      @jaurybeltraoengers5986 9 місяців тому +11

      @@EnigmaParadox-pk4ce Brasil, his name is Rafinha Bastos, great guy!

  • @MaximumDivine
    @MaximumDivine 7 місяців тому +691

    His voice, his accent, his delivery!!! 🔥

  • @anujasmartphone1627
    @anujasmartphone1627 10 місяців тому +5777

    "It took me three years to learn.." 😂 yes my friend, I feel your pain.

    • @jmartinezhdz
      @jmartinezhdz 10 місяців тому +77

      Man I learned English as a second language... That's even worst... Imagine if you get confused, I'll be pissed as f***k... 😂

    • @MaggieJaneSimpson
      @MaggieJaneSimpson 10 місяців тому +62

      me too. I'm not against it, i respect everyone's choices, but damn it's so confusing sometimes

    • @Sandmann629
      @Sandmann629 10 місяців тому +14

      y'all never learned "they are?"

    • @MaggieJaneSimpson
      @MaggieJaneSimpson 10 місяців тому +59

      @@Sandmann629 in my language, the neutral gender "he". they don't teach you about they as the neutral pronoun, only that it is used for multiple people. you have to learn yourself

    • @lisadickerson1376
      @lisadickerson1376 10 місяців тому +16

      Hilarious! I laughed every time I see it. So funny and so true and so ridiculous the world has become.

  • @TheEssenceofBEINGwithBlessed
    @TheEssenceofBEINGwithBlessed 10 місяців тому +4340

    ... with one person. The frustration in that line is taking me out 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vincentjohnflorio
      @vincentjohnflorio 10 місяців тому +16

      weedaoooone per-thun

    • @mat7083
      @mat7083 10 місяців тому +10

      And he said it in the most majestic tone possible

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 9 місяців тому

      Singular they dates back to the 14th century.. Why are you people crying about this now??
      I can only find one connection between the recent outcry over the singular 'they' and that is homophobia.. Can you give another reason?

  • @romaissaeaze9788
    @romaissaeaze9788 10 місяців тому +5743

    "They are here💀" sounds like it got straight out of a horror movie

    • @josephrichter826
      @josephrichter826 10 місяців тому +60

      It is and we are living it.

    • @newyorknewyork1190
      @newyorknewyork1190 10 місяців тому

      Actually is a horror to see all these transgenderism bull c r a p

    • @Run4Ever77
      @Run4Ever77 10 місяців тому +63

      "My name is Legion, for we are many..."

    • @probuilder961
      @probuilder961 9 місяців тому +12

      Poltergeist

    • @gutshanayamagetwrecked
      @gutshanayamagetwrecked 9 місяців тому +17

      ​@Run4Ever77 yup. As Jesus asked what the demons name was. "They" said such

  • @ahriman935
    @ahriman935 6 місяців тому +156

    That was the most polite and respectful "what the fuck?" I've ever heard.

  • @kiro_derg
    @kiro_derg 9 місяців тому +3913

    the accent makes this 200% better

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 8 місяців тому +11

      Sadly, 200% of 0 is still 0.
      The singular third-person pronoun "they" has existed since the 14th century and is literally older than the singular "you" (because like it, "you" also started off as being purely plural of which the antiquated singular form of was instead "thou")
      By his own words, that he said that his friend was bringing along "a friend". Singular antecedent was literally right there, apparently context and phrasing just doesn't exist in his world, apparently.

    • @lilblock3564
      @lilblock3564 8 місяців тому +161

      @@RebelTheArtGal You mad he makes fun of delusional people?

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 8 місяців тому +14

      @@lilblock3564 Are they really delusional, or are you just hateful of an entire demographic of people? Geez, it's like we literally didn't have two entire major lessons in history to not be hateful of an entire group of people just for them being how they are when they're not harming anyone.
      You made a claim of them being delusional, go on then, prove it. Read through what I've sent and present your case, lest your position gets cleaved apart by Hitchen's Razor.

    • @pedroHernandez-np9rq
      @pedroHernandez-np9rq 8 місяців тому +62

      @@RebelTheArtGalbut they is used now for a plural not singular, so it is funny.

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 8 місяців тому +9

      @@pedroHernandez-np9rq It's still used for both singular and plural, no matter how much you refuse to accept the fact.
      Do tell, if someone were to forget an item, would you say "who forgot his-or-her umbrella here" or "who forgot *_their_* umbrella here"?
      Also, do you have this same stick up your a*s about the pronoun "you" too? Another pronoun that was also initially purely plural, was then used for both singular and plural, of which it has been used for literal CENTURIES before now.

  • @Najahabdi44
    @Najahabdi44 11 місяців тому +8643

    😂😂"they're here"" 😂😂

  • @walterarroyo5220
    @walterarroyo5220 10 місяців тому +2546

    It’s the calm voice that makes it funnier 😂😂😂

  • @annams3110
    @annams3110 4 місяці тому +106

    that "WiTh OnE pErSoN" was the best Chandler Bing impression I've ever seen in my life

  • @moodyquijada1342
    @moodyquijada1342 Рік тому +7147

    You can hear the pain with “I bought a lot of food”. Must have been traumatic

    • @Validboy
      @Validboy Рік тому +26

      Its called acting for comedic effect, this is 100% just a made up joke.. Stop believing in everything you hear..
      Reading something this stupid was quite traumatic, he's litterally a professional comedian. Do you also believe actors are real? You know Armageddon was just a fiction right? Godzilla... never actually happened..
      I do have a bridge to sell you, its super cheap and can be yours at a speeecial prize just for you..

    • @moodyquijada1342
      @moodyquijada1342 Рік тому +190

      @@Validboy it was a joke 😑

    • @goatreaper4363
      @goatreaper4363 Рік тому +104

      ​@@Validboyrelax

    • @Validboy
      @Validboy Рік тому +3

      @@goatreaper4363 Great comment, nothing to say only assuming that you somehow know my state of mind. Why would I be mad? Because I said "stupid"? Half of that comment was jokes on Moody. What a worthless comment, but fine, you're entitled to your opinion. I'll leave you with a Jimmy Carr favorite so its not a complete waste of time:
      If you want my comeback, you gotta scrape it off your moms teeth..

    • @goatreaper4363
      @goatreaper4363 Рік тому +95

      @@Validboy chill out dude it's not that deep😂

  • @lolzz4049
    @lolzz4049 Рік тому +2750

    The "They are here" has a lot of potential in that story lol

    • @abiyyupanggalih854
      @abiyyupanggalih854 Рік тому +45

      its COMING.....They are COMING....prepare yourself

    • @ImNote69
      @ImNote69 Рік тому

      ​@@abiyyupanggalih854I'm cuming, prepare themselves first

    • @26mar
      @26mar 11 місяців тому +11

      For the Horde !! 😂

    • @DD_Porter
      @DD_Porter 10 місяців тому

      Sounds like a schizophrenic 🤣🤣🤣 They are heeeeere, *all my imaginary friends* 👹👹👹

    • @melaniefigueroa5026
      @melaniefigueroa5026 10 місяців тому +10

      It was scary like they are here but yoj can't see them are they ghost spirit or something 😅

  • @GoCruit
    @GoCruit 10 місяців тому +1291

    Takes a foreign comedian to nail it!😅 "I am, he is, she is, they are"

    • @golfer435
      @golfer435 10 місяців тому +37

      The fact rhat he is actually making a joke that is fully based in tenses and nuanced meanings of words shows full fluency with the language

    • @bovo698
      @bovo698 10 місяців тому +26

      ​@@golfer435 Nah, he probably is fluent, but "to be verb" is literally the first thing you learn when studying English

    • @rion354
      @rion354 10 місяців тому +1

      And we are all together
      See how they run like pigs from a gun
      See how they fly
      I'm crying

    • @hugopereira4212
      @hugopereira4212 10 місяців тому +6

      @@golfer435 what nuanced meanings? everything he said is basic and literal the only "nuance" is the neutral bs part that he is explaining with a joke why exactly it is bs

    • @necrommne
      @necrommne 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@hugopereira4212 it's ez ash

  • @higgzzy
    @higgzzy 4 місяці тому +12

    "They're here"
    Him : 👁 👁
    👄

  • @yopappy6599
    @yopappy6599 10 місяців тому +781

    He way he says,
    “so I bought a lot of food”, sounds like an innocent old grandma who really had no idea. 😂

  • @jeffrowisdabest
    @jeffrowisdabest 10 місяців тому +701

    He delivered that "they are here" line to absolute perfection.

  • @SoftTangerineDreams
    @SoftTangerineDreams 10 місяців тому +894

    The most polite "What the f**k" I have ever heard

    • @itsbecca
      @itsbecca 9 місяців тому +4

      I was worried it was just going to be making fun of people but then it turned out to be a grammar/non-native bit. So good.

    • @princekody
      @princekody 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@itsbeccawhy r you worried this is comedy doesnt matter if he makes fun of it as long as its comedy ppl should not be sensitive towards comedy.

  • @Vi51576
    @Vi51576 7 місяців тому +179

    This is a really good example of a joke about a certain group of people that isnt offensive or driven by hate, keep up the good work this was hilarious

    • @samuellima4779
      @samuellima4779 6 місяців тому +1

      No Brasil ele é conhecido pelo oposto KKKKKK Apesar de ser famoso no Brasil ele igualmente odiado.

    • @mandyoliverio76
      @mandyoliverio76 4 місяці тому

      Except it is offensive because it targets a specific group

    • @Vi51576
      @Vi51576 4 місяці тому +1

      @@mandyoliverio76 that isn't what offense means, you can mention demographic groups, even make fun of them, it's only a problem when it perpetuates cruelty.

    • @LessS-d7e
      @LessS-d7e 2 місяці тому

      ​@@mandyoliverio76you look exactly how I expected you to, it's a cliche at this point 😂

  • @Redraw_Studio
    @Redraw_Studio 10 місяців тому +1441

    If someone else drops this, it will sound like crap. His delivery is truly on point

    • @AaronSmith-x6o
      @AaronSmith-x6o 10 місяців тому +4

      This was my comment 😂

    • @ShitYourself7
      @ShitYourself7 10 місяців тому

      ​@@AaronSmith-x6oit wasnt

    • @ShitYourself7
      @ShitYourself7 10 місяців тому +3

      Meh anyone could make a good delivery

    • @NinjaNerosis
      @NinjaNerosis 10 місяців тому +1

      Ummm any foreigner really with English as ASL...

    • @amarnath1412
      @amarnath1412 10 місяців тому +3

      Exactly. He was too good in this one. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

  • @BlueJasmine24
    @BlueJasmine24 10 місяців тому +465

    "So I bought a lot of food" 😆

    • @غريب-ظ3ل
      @غريب-ظ3ل 9 місяців тому +2

      I will do the same if this will happen to me 😂😂
      Nice video

    • @TheTubejunky
      @TheTubejunky 9 місяців тому

      Food = poison in his language riight>?

  • @andormatrahazi8140
    @andormatrahazi8140 Рік тому +3236

    No one says WTF quite as softly and satisfyingly as the Brazilian dude. Smoothest wtf ever.

    • @YourRussiandad650
      @YourRussiandad650 Рік тому +4

      The notification bell is on for me 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @juliabomfim4076
      @juliabomfim4076 Рік тому +21

      we say "wtf' a lot here as a slang 😂 it comes quite naturally to most of us

    • @miqueinhamgtow2961
      @miqueinhamgtow2961 Рік тому +24

      it's a matter of practice, Brazilians see wtf things on daily base, so naturally perfected the art of saying that whatever language they learn

    • @marcelasalcedo2753
      @marcelasalcedo2753 11 місяців тому +4

      I love his voice !❤❤❤

    • @liahk1000
      @liahk1000 11 місяців тому +13

      Ah não sabia que é brasileiro. Sou sueca e posso detectar o sotaque português em sueco, mas não tô acostumado a ouvir o sotaque português em inglês😊

  • @Danta77
    @Danta77 4 місяці тому +6

    "They'rre here" with deep voice and evil laughter is enough for a scary movie

  • @TJadhav95
    @TJadhav95 9 місяців тому +917

    "With one person" took me out😂😂😂

  • @stellanagita5644
    @stellanagita5644 10 місяців тому +890

    He nailed it when he said tell them that they have to eat all this free food 😅😅😅😅

    • @kaili9942
      @kaili9942 10 місяців тому +15

      He channeled a frustrated mother right there.

    • @trollking99
      @trollking99 10 місяців тому +21

      I don't think he said free 😂😂😂

  • @keithg460
    @keithg460 10 місяців тому +361

    You know your delivery SUPERB when I can watch it multiple times and still laugh.

    • @nataliaalmeida-nacillustra5954
      @nataliaalmeida-nacillustra5954 9 місяців тому +2

      Brazilian comedians are great at delivery

    • @IRIDEHARLEYS
      @IRIDEHARLEYS 9 місяців тому +1

      @@nataliaalmeida-nacillustra5954 And he's a Jewish Brazilian. Double funny! ;)

  • @gregreeweber6247
    @gregreeweber6247 7 місяців тому +72

    Bro looks like an Arab Adam Sandler

    • @AlexandreBortoliniAV
      @AlexandreBortoliniAV 6 місяців тому +10

      Actually Brazilian

    • @wiliandsouza
      @wiliandsouza 6 місяців тому

      He's jewish

    • @RafaelLima-hg8kz
      @RafaelLima-hg8kz 6 місяців тому +1

      You would be surprised with so many people looks like arabs in Brasil

    • @lucasnlima
      @lucasnlima 6 місяців тому +3

      Brazilian and he is also of Jewish descent

    • @IgorAraujoShow
      @IgorAraujoShow 5 місяців тому

      ​@@AlexandreBortoliniAVHe is the number one here in Brasil 😋

  • @phoenixjohnson-g5i
    @phoenixjohnson-g5i 10 місяців тому +396

    Absolutely hilarious!
    "They are here" gives me "I'm Batman" vibes

  • @tylerpan5447
    @tylerpan5447 10 місяців тому +798

    "Call me THEY"
    "For you are many? Wait a moment. I'm calling an exorcist"

    • @mochisprite9779
      @mochisprite9779 9 місяців тому +30

      I mean, Legion actually sounds like a non-binary name though

    • @__u__
      @__u__ 9 місяців тому

      ​It doesn't actually doesnt sound like a name at all. I wouldn't name a dog legion, it's a noun. @@mochisprite9779

    • @koketsorakomane1795
      @koketsorakomane1795 9 місяців тому +4

      jesus🤣🤣

    • @USBestCountryonEarth
      @USBestCountryonEarth 9 місяців тому

      Exactly. Sounds like demonic possession of the legion of demons.

    • @CarlosGlatzos976
      @CarlosGlatzos976 9 місяців тому +12

      guess that´s the only way to treat "them".

  • @EudiahBiwott
    @EudiahBiwott 9 місяців тому +1798

    His delivery is a masterpiece

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 9 місяців тому +1

      Eh, the delivery is pretty much just copped from somewhere else, and the entire point is stupid anyways.
      The concept of singular "they" is older than singular "you" and has been in use for over 500 years now.

    • @noripogikatelucas8266
      @noripogikatelucas8266 9 місяців тому

      😂

    • @Sushie55
      @Sushie55 9 місяців тому +11

      @@RebelTheArtGal Not in the same way that it’s being used now

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 9 місяців тому

      @@Sushie55 What exact way are you talking about?
      It's just singular they, wydm "not the same way"?

    • @Sushie55
      @Sushie55 9 місяців тому +8

      @@RebelTheArtGal People would call a singular person “they” when they don’t know the person’s gender. Like:
      “Mommy I made a new friend!”
      “That’s great! What’s their name?”
      That’s different from, “Call me they. It’s my gender.”

  • @SLB-re1sp
    @SLB-re1sp 7 місяців тому +24

    Love this! Whenever it pops up on my feed, I watch it at least 3 times. 😆

  • @thearchitect4005
    @thearchitect4005 10 місяців тому +1061

    "They're gonna eat all of these f**kn food" 😂😂😂

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 10 місяців тому

      The sad yet funny part is, given how "those" kind of people usually look; They could easily eat twelve people's worth of food in one sitting. 🐖

    • @dan30162
      @dan30162 10 місяців тому +4

      I scrolled for this comment haha 😂

    • @Tibane9511
      @Tibane9511 9 місяців тому +2

      Me too 😂

  • @linkanmahapatra311
    @linkanmahapatra311 10 місяців тому +826

    Delivery timing is absolutely perfect that makes it even funnier

    • @alifc1082
      @alifc1082 10 місяців тому +1

      That comedy...is not just the words, the story but also the delivery. There is no comedy without it

  • @jintonceng3165
    @jintonceng3165 Рік тому +523

    I like the way he relates the jokes in a soft-spoken manner, almost whispering, with no shouting or screaming even when he said WTF!! 😂

  • @brenogustavo292
    @brenogustavo292 7 місяців тому +24

    Nao sabia que o Rafinha tava fazendo sucesso na gringa kkkkkkkkkkk

  • @russelrhaybasiao1498
    @russelrhaybasiao1498 10 місяців тому +259

    "They are here..." sounds like an intro to a horror movie 😮

  • @Salubrious101
    @Salubrious101 9 місяців тому +346

    It's all about the delivery, truly masterful, and all in a second language.

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 9 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, except the delivery only "works" by disregarding concepts such as "context" and "phrasing".
      Even as another non-native speaker, I could spot that.

    • @brondahawkins9264
      @brondahawkins9264 8 місяців тому +16

      Bore off​@@RebelTheArtGal

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 8 місяців тому +3

      @@brondahawkins9264 Take your own advice, newcomer

    • @CrowCereal
      @CrowCereal 6 місяців тому

      ​@@RebelTheArtGal not every non-native speaker understands "they" being a singular pronoun, or as intelligent as you seem to be .^.
      the concept of non-native speakers not understanding stuff that should be common sense is a kind of trope in comedy
      even some native speakers get confused, so it's more like a "boomer and technology" thing than a "person doesn't respect identity" thing

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 6 місяців тому

      ​@@CrowCereal Aye, but I still can't shake off how it pretty much is just like a dog-whistle.
      The replies I've received on this comment section really just steer my point that way too.

  • @nengcomel
    @nengcomel 10 місяців тому +935

    As a Southeast Asian, I would think so too if someone said like that. They should have clarified it was just one person.😂😂😂

    • @mjstc7893
      @mjstc7893 10 місяців тому +26

      As a non American*

    • @vincenthychow1119
      @vincenthychow1119 10 місяців тому +42

      Yeah. We learn English, French, Spanish of whatever European languages as foreign languages. Third person singular conjugates in the different way from plural. This is grammar, not personal preference.

    • @kimidayo2463
      @kimidayo2463 10 місяців тому +26

      ​@@mjstc7893I think what they meant is the culture of preparing a lot of food for possible guest. They aren't sure all non-American has this habit of preparing food (not just little snack but a whole heavy meal) for guests. And I'm pretty sure mentioning SEA is enough for ppl with brain to understand that they're non-American 🙄

    • @mjstc7893
      @mjstc7893 10 місяців тому +23

      @@kimidayo2463 i meant it as in these whole pronouns things only happen in America

    • @crocodil-vw6es
      @crocodil-vw6es 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@mjstc7893As a European it does also happen in Europe but like they don't get mad about it if someone calls them the wrong pronoun like they do in America.
      People are just chiller over here, if they wanna be called an it thats fine no body gives a sht

  • @iremideositade4460
    @iremideositade4460 6 місяців тому +11

    The pause after each sentence😂😂

  • @Javihabitomber_
    @Javihabitomber_ 10 місяців тому +1175

    He looked so shocked when he said 'one person'😂😂😂

    • @Deejaay83urj38
      @Deejaay83urj38 10 місяців тому +3

      Ikr!

    • @s.basgic7828
      @s.basgic7828 10 місяців тому +15

      Any sane person would look shocked 😂😂 this confuses everyone.

    • @southsider9638
      @southsider9638 10 місяців тому

      One UNKNOWN person. Damn, you failed school hard, huh...

    • @southsider9638
      @southsider9638 10 місяців тому

      ​@@s.basgic7828uh... sure.

    • @s.basgic7828
      @s.basgic7828 10 місяців тому +19

      @@southsider9638 " they " indicates more than one person..... not a single entity. Did you skip that class, buddy?

  • @hno_elmerchavarria8820
    @hno_elmerchavarria8820 Рік тому +1763

    How many had watched this clip over 25 times and still laugh? 😂😂😂

  • @angienatalia8770
    @angienatalia8770 9 місяців тому +231

    This short never gets old!! I love how he delivers 😂😂😂

  • @aidenfarrow5788
    @aidenfarrow5788 3 місяці тому +3

    I am
    You are
    He/she/it is
    We are
    You are
    They are
    That person's new, I don't know them.
    Oh look, someone left their umbrella on the bus.

  • @ambarperez8505
    @ambarperez8505 10 місяців тому +143

    FINALLY a youtube COMEDIAN made me laugh. 😂 That joke was brutal! The facial expressions are on point!

    • @damianflores5130
      @damianflores5130 10 місяців тому

      Look for Jeff Hanley he's hilarious also you'll enjoy it.

  • @luckywetland
    @luckywetland Рік тому +805

    *DEEP VOICE* "They are here"

    • @omarbaldeon-
      @omarbaldeon- 11 місяців тому +5

      Sounds like Solid Snake's voice

    • @ThePhiloSpheres
      @ThePhiloSpheres 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah bro we're not deaf we heard his deep voice you don't have to be a parrot or a transcript in the comment section there are no deaf person here _💀_

    • @luckywetland
      @luckywetland 10 місяців тому

      @@ThePhiloSpheres FRUSTRATED PHILOSOPHER-wannabe’s VOICE “yeah bro we’re not deaf 🧏🏻”

    • @ThePhiloSpheres
      @ThePhiloSpheres 10 місяців тому

      @@luckywetland says the guy who quote stuff like a parrot, touch grass.

    • @luckywetland
      @luckywetland 10 місяців тому

      @@ThePhiloSpheres You got some issues bro?
      Like you just found out you’re adopted?

  • @TheMoonchild1969
    @TheMoonchild1969 10 місяців тому +278

    His delivery is exquisite.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lim3eE3
    @lim3eE3 7 місяців тому +85

    i love how he isn’t even being disrespectful lmaoo i like this guy

  • @adrianmasters250
    @adrianmasters250 9 місяців тому +525

    This guy's delivery is as smooth as butter, love it

    • @fiveiron23
      @fiveiron23 9 місяців тому +1

      It was perfectly smooth and he left just the right amount of room for the audience to laugh at the perfect intervals in nice even bursts... Or.... Laugh track.
      It's a laugh track, that's why his delivery seems smooth.

    • @ayoforyayoo
      @ayoforyayoo 9 місяців тому +1

      @@fiveiron23there’s literally a crowd you can see a glimpse of them in parts of the clip

    • @fiveiron23
      @fiveiron23 9 місяців тому

      @@ayoforyayoo so? Ever heard of dubbing. It's very obviously a laugh track, come on man why fool yourself

    • @ayoforyayoo
      @ayoforyayoo 9 місяців тому +1

      @@fiveiron23 not everything’s fake ffs

    • @Dreamline78
      @Dreamline78 9 місяців тому

      @@ayoforyayoo Not everything. But this is. Be harder to fool.

  • @ashleynimmoh
    @ashleynimmoh Рік тому +600

    This joke gets me every time

  • @Lava1964
    @Lava1964 9 місяців тому +1612

    Imagine a besieged army officer asking for reinforcements and being told "They're coming!" and just one soldier shows up.

  • @cindymack8786
    @cindymack8786 4 місяці тому +1

    Hilarious! I LOVE his delivery!!

  • @Accel_Lex
    @Accel_Lex 10 місяців тому +194

    “They are here” 😂 I got paranormal vibes from that.
    I would've assumed there's some spirits in the room.

  • @831poisonivy
    @831poisonivy 11 місяців тому +191

    I will never get tired watching this, still makes me laugh all the time🤣🤣🤣

  • @AadityaRhysRai-ly9dp
    @AadityaRhysRai-ly9dp Рік тому +445

    that pitch when he goes, " with one person"
    😂😂😂❤

    • @Silvi0430
      @Silvi0430 Рік тому +6

      Yeah.. So disappointed and sad 😥😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆

  • @rickcuban322
    @rickcuban322 7 місяців тому +19

    Love this skit. I watch it over and over

  • @fritzgw7094
    @fritzgw7094 Рік тому +660

    He is naturally funny, and he damn knows his craft

    • @dredd1987
      @dredd1987 10 місяців тому +9

      This is one of the biggest comedians of Brazil... He basically started the stand up scene here over 20 years ago with others.

    • @renanbrayner984
      @renanbrayner984 10 місяців тому +8

      He pretty much founded the whole standup community in Brazil, left the country because we don't have freedom of speech 💀

  • @tf-ok
    @tf-ok 10 місяців тому +121

    " Where are _they_ ?"
    " _They_ are here. "
    " So you tell _them_ ."

  • @uptownbully7992
    @uptownbully7992 9 місяців тому +404

    This joke practically wrote itself 😂😂😂😂 and can go on endlessly

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 9 місяців тому

      Because dumbasses like him and you weren't taught that singular "they" has been in use for longer than singular "you".

  • @marilyngrimm-bm8dq
    @marilyngrimm-bm8dq 3 місяці тому

    'THEY ARE HERE.' 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Perfection!

  • @MrLittleW
    @MrLittleW 10 місяців тому +27

    ‭“My name is Legion...for we are many.”

  • @gulcicek6521
    @gulcicek6521 10 місяців тому +243

    He delivers the best grammer stories😂

    • @Dolsey1
      @Dolsey1 10 місяців тому +9

      Grammar

    • @klin117
      @klin117 10 місяців тому +2

      How the fuck........😂😂😂😂😂

    • @franksanz1044
      @franksanz1044 9 місяців тому

      💀

    • @keenfire8151
      @keenfire8151 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Dolsey1 Grammar.

  • @Sky.MoonDay
    @Sky.MoonDay 10 місяців тому +107

    "they are here". Sounded like a horror movie 😅😂😂😂

    • @uphill248
      @uphill248 10 місяців тому +2

      💯

    • @22Unlucky
      @22Unlucky 10 місяців тому +2

      That's the joke. It is a line from Poltergeist.

    • @K_m_desu
      @K_m_desu 10 місяців тому +2

      It’s a horror movie, it’s called woke people

  • @The_Disappearing_Ms_Herrod
    @The_Disappearing_Ms_Herrod 4 місяці тому +1

    Man gave them the finger in the most, polite way.

  • @alvintayedzerwa7191
    @alvintayedzerwa7191 9 місяців тому +97

    'Them' A whole legion of demons 😂😂😂

    • @gleicya.1818
      @gleicya.1818 9 місяців тому +1

      Oh shit 😂😂 bring fire and salt 😂😂

    • @Walnut-1
      @Walnut-1 9 місяців тому

      "They arrived!"
      Where are the rest?
      "Their pronouns are they/them"
      So i brought this whole army of 5000 men to fight 10 people?

  • @YvesGeorge
    @YvesGeorge 11 місяців тому +2665

    This is how you make a joke about them without being offensive.

    • @m7carj
      @m7carj 10 місяців тому

      They are already stupid, no need to be offensive

    • @hounder1673
      @hounder1673 10 місяців тому +23

      he learned after being processed in brazil , but he is a genious

    • @jackb3103
      @jackb3103 10 місяців тому

      There's some overweight blue haired chick that will be offended.

    • @EndOfHypnosiss
      @EndOfHypnosiss 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@hounder1673 Processed for what?

    • @Yahel792
      @Yahel792 10 місяців тому +70

      ​@@EndOfHypnosiss As in processed food, he got processed in an industrial blender in brazil

  • @TheDanimatorsChannel
    @TheDanimatorsChannel 10 місяців тому +36

    Prime example of how delivery can make a decent joke great

  • @dr.thaliaw9881
    @dr.thaliaw9881 3 місяці тому

    LMAO!!! You’re out of control!!😂😂😂😂

  • @guestdubai1332
    @guestdubai1332 Рік тому +141

    His execution is quality

  • @jespyjuma1073
    @jespyjuma1073 10 місяців тому +119

    The calmness! It's a masterpiece

  • @wurumburner5106
    @wurumburner5106 10 місяців тому +181

    For some reason, the way he said, "they are here" made me think of Mark 5:9 "And He was asking him, "What is your name?" And he said to Him, "My Name is Legion, for we are many."

    • @davidbochela1441
      @davidbochela1441 10 місяців тому

      Yes,you are 1000%...Legion,demon possessed

    • @paulhammSOLD
      @paulhammSOLD 10 місяців тому +10

      🤝🏾

    • @teramajtaklu2180
      @teramajtaklu2180 10 місяців тому +14

      Nice one , message delivered

    • @777JisL
      @777JisL 10 місяців тому +9

      100%

    • @srctwd6041
      @srctwd6041 10 місяців тому

      That is very scary spiritual truth. It really is a doctrine of demons.

  • @balpast04
    @balpast04 Місяць тому +2

    *_"They are hEre"_* 👹

  • @Elena-wz7dm
    @Elena-wz7dm 9 місяців тому +22

    This is hilarious. I can watch it over and over again and can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @anmolfrost
    @anmolfrost 10 місяців тому +92

    bro speaks in lowercase

  • @derekzombie1514
    @derekzombie1514 9 місяців тому +14

    The calm delivery makes it 100x better lmao

  • @armanabelino7517
    @armanabelino7517 7 місяців тому +2

    As a gay guy I approved this great comedy 😂❤

  • @mdphillips779
    @mdphillips779 Рік тому +132

    He needs to open a "Briskets, Pizza and Pasta" chain

    • @allykid4720
      @allykid4720 Рік тому +18

      To feed one person at a time.

    • @saramas8718
      @saramas8718 11 місяців тому +2

      😂😂

    • @funsterkeyven
      @funsterkeyven 10 місяців тому +1

      And go around telling every table in his best Liam Neeson voice, "you are going to eat all of this fucking food"

  • @cadenisforeverbored1612
    @cadenisforeverbored1612 Рік тому +733

    I love seeing you do this joke and how it’s such a clever spin on your perspective and the stupid english language

    • @viccelito
      @viccelito Рік тому

      Stupid gender politics*

    • @LeafyMouse4478
      @LeafyMouse4478 Рік тому

      Bro just the stupid English language the stupid woke movement also

    • @kherise
      @kherise Рік тому

      It’s the stupid people, not the language

    • @hamasakibibou7433
      @hamasakibibou7433 Рік тому +162

      How stupid the gender ideology language is*

    • @RelaxingForLife
      @RelaxingForLife Рік тому +25

      ​@@hamasakibibou7433thank you 😊

  • @LeannSerao
    @LeannSerao 10 місяців тому +84

    Ive watched this a hundred times and i laugh every single time

  • @AKR-py1hr
    @AKR-py1hr 2 місяці тому +1

    HOLE OR A POLE😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamessibona7044
    @jamessibona7044 10 місяців тому +11

    The presentation was so cool with that easy soft voice and the accent was precious.
    You bl**dy too good.
    I'm dead!

  • @calming_sound
    @calming_sound 10 місяців тому +50

    Absolutely hilarious! The punchlines are impeccable 😂

  • @americanwoman445
    @americanwoman445 10 місяців тому +27

    Its all in the delivery and he nailed it.

  • @djdonald243
    @djdonald243 7 місяців тому +2

    Yah, it can be inconvenient to be polite, but if you were raised right, you know that being polite can be the most important thing.

  • @Iykyk234
    @Iykyk234 Рік тому +143

    He is the cutest comedian ever ❤️

  • @princesamuel100
    @princesamuel100 11 місяців тому +82

    Legend says they are still eating the food.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mouhamehawel174
    @mouhamehawel174 10 місяців тому +9

    "They are here" 🤣🤣🤣
    Dude, I'm sure non binary people are laughing hard at this too.!

  • @chairezfamily
    @chairezfamily 8 місяців тому +14

    😂😂😂😂 omg my husband is learning English i felt this struggle

  • @thesilentgirl5500
    @thesilentgirl5500 10 місяців тому +19

    I never get enough of these jokes 😂😂😂😂

  • @nazmasayeed7684
    @nazmasayeed7684 Рік тому +75

    Love the accent!

  • @Vdeinnar
    @Vdeinnar 10 місяців тому +59

    It should be "THEY is here!"

    • @ksparody
      @ksparody 10 місяців тому +4

      😂😂

    • @FLSonshine
      @FLSonshine 10 місяців тому +3

      Nice catch!😊

    • @notHifen
      @notHifen 10 місяців тому +6

      "This employee is late for THEIR shift, so when THEY ARE here, please send them to my office"
      "are" is used for gender neutral singular pronouns as well.

    • @AnonYmous-ow2eb
      @AnonYmous-ow2eb 10 місяців тому

      ​@@notHifen Currently yes, but I don't think they were correcting the grammar, rather making a case for using it in a different fashion. I'm personally hoping we'll get a singular gender neutral pronoun that becomes the default [edit: the following comparison is historically inaccurate, see a comment below for the correction] like the old English use of "he." (I think people would be surprised how rarely gender actually matters in conversation!)

    • @SebiBubble
      @SebiBubble 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@AnonYmous-ow2ebwe already got that, it's called "they" lmao

  • @estertorres2554
    @estertorres2554 7 місяців тому

    Fantastic, you don't know how much I laughed😅😅😂😂😂🎉

  • @kellylee6503
    @kellylee6503 10 місяців тому +23

    I like this comedian 's tone and expression 😂

  • @theresaokafor4915
    @theresaokafor4915 Рік тому +17

    Should be 'they IS here, they's here'
    😂😂 If we can mess up the gender pronoun, might as well mess up the English subject-verb relationship

    • @Em-jc7ct
      @Em-jc7ct Рік тому +6

      That wouldn't be grammatically correct. It would be "They are here". The use of 'they/them' as a pronoun has been part of English language for years.
      The English language doesn't make sense as it's influenced from 3 different languages.
      I'm a native UK English speaker

    • @theresaokafor4915
      @theresaokafor4915 Рік тому +9

      My point exactly, we forsake logic and facts, be it grammatically incorrect or against biology and nature, then we have a problem on our hands.

    • @Em-jc7ct
      @Em-jc7ct Рік тому +4

      @@theresaokafor4915 sorry I think there has been a misunderstanding. Nothing is being messed up. Nothing is grammatically or biologically incorrect on this topic

    • @ND-kh5yw
      @ND-kh5yw 10 місяців тому

      ​@@theresaokafor4915 but that's literally not happening. They can be used to refer to any single human being on the planet. Just because some people want you to just cut out the "she/he" part you bigots want to act like that was never a part of the English language?? Lmaooooo

    • @HawKster_
      @HawKster_ 7 місяців тому

      and you is stupid lol

  • @bennyotchere9165
    @bennyotchere9165 Рік тому +32

    I don't know how many times I've come across this and it's funny every time!

  • @maggiecalderon490
    @maggiecalderon490 4 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 I thought I was the only confused one!?