Every Goal Ever Scored by San Marino

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2016
  • All 22 goals by 201st ranked nation in the world: San Marino.
    Only ever won 1 game in their history and 22 goals in 25 years.
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  • @simuncovic4170
    @simuncovic4170 5 років тому +7375

    San Marino: 1 International win
    You: 0

  • @endermelle
    @endermelle 5 років тому +9361

    it ain't much but it is honest work

    • @Lorenzo-uz5qw
      @Lorenzo-uz5qw 5 років тому +24

      😂

    • @yacined4190
      @yacined4190 5 років тому +58

      That old Farmer 😀

    • @charmkk9448
      @charmkk9448 5 років тому +77

      San Marino's time will come trust me

    • @lucia19397
      @lucia19397 3 роки тому +26

      @@charmkk9448 i believe on them too
      Forza San Marino 🇸🇲

    • @minerplayz9842
      @minerplayz9842 3 роки тому +1

      El Tjepco LOL 😂

  • @IvanIvanov-dj9lv
    @IvanIvanov-dj9lv 5 років тому +5172

    san marino-lichtenstein: big derby

    • @hannesp3493
      @hannesp3493 5 років тому +375

      I think Gibraltar and Malta would also be in there

    • @danmagro2294
      @danmagro2294 4 роки тому +80

      @@hannesp3493 I am from malta and i think its faroe islands in football

    • @danmagro2294
      @danmagro2294 4 роки тому +93

      @MATMAR TV No its not get the hell out we have been independent since 1964 from the UK

    • @danfield8726
      @danfield8726 4 роки тому +17

      Dan Magro Faroe Islands Just Beat Malta

    • @danmagro2294
      @danmagro2294 4 роки тому +9

      @@danfield8726 I know man I know man 😑 I was mad

  • @BIazy
    @BIazy 7 місяців тому +279

    scoring for San Marino is probably a better feeling than winning the WC

  • @ijp789
    @ijp789 5 років тому +10432

    *now every goal they have conceded*

    • @tomosprice8136
      @tomosprice8136 5 років тому +1372

      @trxpical dxm It would probably make a trilogy of movies

    • @vladparizer4812
      @vladparizer4812 5 років тому +979

      Would be longer than the entire Harry Potter series

    • @nekomimi793
      @nekomimi793 5 років тому +81

      @@vladparizer4812 too right son😂

    • @TheHunter2
      @TheHunter2 5 років тому +248

      @@nekomimi793 it's on the making, but it can never be finished as goals are being constantly added to it

    • @Theo-fp2oe
      @Theo-fp2oe 5 років тому +40

      how much time u got?

  • @BolisStewie
    @BolisStewie 5 років тому +6512

    Fifa should make a rule,when you play against san marino you have to score minimum 4 goals of difference or you'll lose the game

    • @thimogenegerard9186
      @thimogenegerard9186 5 років тому +73

      Lol

    • @kosovoisalbania
      @kosovoisalbania 3 роки тому +390

      Sadly the other teams will still win

    • @RandomCarl05
      @RandomCarl05 3 роки тому +18

      Lol

    • @XTheLolX301
      @XTheLolX301 3 роки тому +334

      @@kosovoisalbania I think one time a country won just one by 1 goal and the had to replace the manager for that

    • @kosovoisalbania
      @kosovoisalbania 3 роки тому +47

      @@XTheLolX301 lmfao really

  • @TheGauravkumarrathore
    @TheGauravkumarrathore 3 роки тому +1250

    Goals scored against England -
    Ronaldo - 0
    Messi - 0
    San Marino - *1*
    Hashtag greatness . True GOAT .

    • @ryusucks5790
      @ryusucks5790 3 роки тому +13

      Thats not true lol

    •  3 роки тому

      @@ryusucks5790 peace

    • @generalleonidas7268
      @generalleonidas7268 3 роки тому +73

      @@ryusucks5790 do you get the joke

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 3 роки тому +28

      @@generalleonidas7268 Yeah but its still bullshit so the joke doesnt work.

    • @dios6525
      @dios6525 3 роки тому +27

      San Marinho G.O.A.T. 🤙🐐

  • @nezahuall
    @nezahuall 6 місяців тому +71

    Scored in 3 games in a row.
    They're MASSIVE

  • @felipepezzotta
    @felipepezzotta 6 років тому +4634

    San Marino is actually good at free kicks

    • @Nahue91Carp
      @Nahue91Carp 6 років тому +431

      Just Andy Selva, the Legend.

    • @carkeynosgr2788
      @carkeynosgr2788 6 років тому +266

      1 goal every 2 or 3 years and is good at free kicks?
      Free kicks is just a chance to score

    • @juandiegog5703
      @juandiegog5703 5 років тому +100

      Free kicks normally aren't goal.
      1 of +10 free kicks are goal

    • @OQR_TC
      @OQR_TC 5 років тому +303

      @@carkeynosgr2788 mate, they only get 1 free kick ever 2-3 years

    • @manusuarez3640
      @manusuarez3640 5 років тому +14

      @@carkeynosgr2788 what an idiot lol

  • @GDNachoo
    @GDNachoo 5 років тому +8328

    FIFA should make a golden rule: If San Marino scores it will be an instant win, granting 10 points for San Marino in the FIFA Ranking and in his group

    • @davidwacko6623
      @davidwacko6623 5 років тому +165

      why are this team so shit

    • @tkb4026
      @tkb4026 5 років тому +871

      @@davidwacko6623 Because of how small the country is.

    • @deanmadnut2614
      @deanmadnut2614 5 років тому +610

      @@davidwacko6623 they are not professional football players I've heard.

    • @mikez6314
      @mikez6314 5 років тому +414

      They dont play football for a living
      Just andy Selva was a proffesional Player

    • @tkb4026
      @tkb4026 5 років тому +106

      @@deanmadnut2614 Due to how small the country is, but thanks for just adding on.

  • @Eddie_Barzoon
    @Eddie_Barzoon 3 роки тому +500

    In 2021, only 3 players out of 25 are professionals and they play for third division Italian teams. I respect San Marino and I'm happy for every goal they score.

    • @RS-ne1qi
      @RS-ne1qi 3 роки тому +11

      same :)

    • @pacman4596
      @pacman4596 8 місяців тому +20

      It sucks that the only thing people do is just laugh at them, when they probably can't even kick a ball.

  • @arancanunughakibrat
    @arancanunughakibrat 4 роки тому +1317

    el-clasico for kids
    San-Marino vs Giblartar for REAL MEN

    • @m4sterrr553
      @m4sterrr553 4 роки тому +56

      Actually Gibraltar is far better now

    • @arsenread2825
      @arsenread2825 3 роки тому +42

      nah its san marino v andorra

    • @m9awdgang974
      @m9awdgang974 3 роки тому +12

      Nope it is San Marino vs Malta

    • @EM-kn9im
      @EM-kn9im 3 роки тому +13

      Nope it’s san marino vs moldova

    • @willparrish8474
      @willparrish8474 3 роки тому +3

      Football hipsters be like

  • @miokuroki4097
    @miokuroki4097 7 років тому +6076

    I'm trying to develop them in Football Manager but they are hopeless.

    • @jesusvermillionthemereoleo5660
      @jesusvermillionthemereoleo5660 7 років тому +111

      Mio Kuroki lol

    • @azgames1840
      @azgames1840 6 років тому +63

      Mio Kuroki Hahahaha

    • @searchervevo1124
      @searchervevo1124 5 років тому +164

      I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dragonknightorc7562
      @dragonknightorc7562 5 років тому +247

      Im them on football manager beat malta 4-0 they have good young CMs and GK STs are hard i just play the biggest strongest

    • @christophermunn3819
      @christophermunn3819 5 років тому +115

      I played a football game too long, I won the world cup as the worst team in it, I thought it is time to cal it a day.

  • @lorenzoisbeast12
    @lorenzoisbeast12 5 років тому +5294

    When I was 10 I always thought about me and my friends moving to San Marino and playing for them because we always thought we were better than them lmao

    • @kieronbrunwin6822
      @kieronbrunwin6822 5 років тому +407

      Same
      I was going to move to San Marino and play for them

    • @user-qc2kt5kd3i
      @user-qc2kt5kd3i 5 років тому +110

      Mr. Coolio you were right, surely. Everyone is better than San Marino players

    • @chrisninety1
      @chrisninety1 5 років тому +733

      @@user-qc2kt5kd3i Given the reason San Marino are so poor is because they have such a tiny pool of players to choose from, ask yourself this - if the town you live in has a population similar to that of San Marino's (around 33,000), are you one of the best eleven (or even twenty two) players there? If so then you might have a chance, but if not then you wouldn't.
      Bear in mind also that three of the current squad play in the top three leagues in Italy, so if you're not good enough to play in the top three leagues in Italy, you're already worse than those particular players.

    • @user-qc2kt5kd3i
      @user-qc2kt5kd3i 5 років тому +107

      chrisninety1 I was just kidding, dude😉

    • @eri6903
      @eri6903 5 років тому +25

      @@chrisninety1 R/Whoosh

  • @kaiserwilhelm1914
    @kaiserwilhelm1914 3 роки тому +316

    San marino won a game when greece won euro.
    Weird things happened that yesr

    • @Ricardinhotuga
      @Ricardinhotuga 3 роки тому +25

      And Portugal won 100 M fast Race silver medal on olímpics 2004, how is that possible

    • @miguelgiffoni6132
      @miguelgiffoni6132 3 роки тому +36

      Porto won ucl that year lol

    • @lime4521
      @lime4521 3 роки тому +22

      Arsenal went invincible too

    • @MrWhitet7
      @MrWhitet7 3 роки тому +1

      @@miguelgiffoni6132 idiot. Do you know how many international cups Fc Porto has won since 80's? 7. Not 1 or 2. 7

    • @miguelgiffoni6132
      @miguelgiffoni6132 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrWhitet7 i mean, look at the other teams lol

  • @francescocovito4371
    @francescocovito4371 3 роки тому +96

    They aren't professional player ( one of them is my math teacher) but they play with hearts and when they scored it's fantastic

    • @RS-ne1qi
      @RS-ne1qi 3 роки тому

      rlly?

    • @lukaf.8621
      @lukaf.8621 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @George-eu6hk
      @George-eu6hk 2 роки тому

      Lol😂

    • @alguiencualquiera6217
      @alguiencualquiera6217 2 роки тому +29

      The fact that they have normal Jobs is amazing, i think one of the goalkeepers they had was a bus driver and he worked as one for team

  • @robbiebalboa
    @robbiebalboa 5 років тому +2043

    Its like a local farm team just decided to try to qualify for Euros and World Cups, many respects to these guys for having a go.

    • @brezel0215
      @brezel0215 5 років тому +6

      Yes

    • @miguelgonzalez9378
      @miguelgonzalez9378 5 років тому +225

      "Yeah bro, I played for San Marino and scored a dinger against England, but enough about me how was your week Larry?"

    • @17Domy97
      @17Domy97 5 років тому +50

      Yeah, for a 33k population region is worth to celebrate after scoring against a major team.

    • @ozanozenir2503
      @ozanozenir2503 5 років тому +11

      Robert B iceland is only 300k population but they are actually a good team atm. San marino could do much better than this.

    • @jeroenjanssen3941
      @jeroenjanssen3941 5 років тому +46

      @@ozanozenir2503 No they can't Iceland are overperforming. I live in a town in Belgium with a population of 12.000 and its the same as if we made a nation and tried to win against real Nations.

  • @boozybassplayer
    @boozybassplayer 5 років тому +2199

    For a country of less than 35k in population i would say they do quite well. Good luck to them

    • @venturer9400
      @venturer9400 5 років тому +211

      Liechtenstein has a similar population, yet they have a not so terrible national team and even a professional league. But when you look at it, playing for San Marino is like a reunion with your high school buddies who you used to play football with.
      Edit: the me from 2 years ago was thinking of the Luxembourg league, Liechtenstein doesn't have one - my bad.

    • @Freyyyr
      @Freyyyr 5 років тому +116

      @@venturer9400 Liechtenstein doesn't have even a football league. Their football teams play in the swiss football pyramid

    • @blockbust3r822
      @blockbust3r822 5 років тому +37

      @@venturer9400 Hi!
      I play in a baby football italiain club, imma the number 3, in a hot summer we played whith San Marino under 15 and we win 10 to 0.
      It is soo bad to play football.
      They dint havent touch te ball during that game, and altrought I was a defender I scored a goal of head by a corner kick.
      A funny thing happened to me: an attacking boy holding the ball in his hands as it if were a rugby match, the referee give him the red card, and the sammaritan guy sais:
      (Where are you take that red sheet?)😂😂😂😂😂
      The my team friends and I understood the boy cause the language of San Marino its the Italiain.
      Wrong experience, ya?
      He basicaly confused rugby whit football😂😂😂😂
      How the national of San Marino can score plus to twenty goals if they didnt know the football?😂😂

    • @andyangys3680
      @andyangys3680 5 років тому +10

      Anyone can easily get into this team

    • @andyangys3680
      @andyangys3680 5 років тому +1

      Nosaveddata dude it is obvious even if San Marino plays in Asia, they won’t even win 2% of their game. The likes of South East Asian teams plays better than them.

  • @countryman_876
    @countryman_876 6 місяців тому +20

    why did this get recommended after San Marino scored in 3 straight games for the first time ever😂

  • @heyitsmepatrick
    @heyitsmepatrick 3 роки тому +206

    they don't care if they lose 5-0, 10-0 ,or even 13-0, if they score a goal its a good day on the pitch

    • @SuperFerz
      @SuperFerz 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, that shows their spirit. I think if a team "lays concrete" against stronger teams then the score wouldn't be that imbalance. Instead, San Marino wants to attack and they can score.

    • @InvagPrune
      @InvagPrune 3 роки тому

      Same thing with Panama goal against England in 2018 WC, even though it was a 6-1 scoreline they celebrated the hardest

    • @rasmusjensen291
      @rasmusjensen291 3 роки тому

      That's the beauty of football

    • @luffy_army
      @luffy_army 6 місяців тому

      Good mentality.

    • @footballnerd277
      @footballnerd277 6 місяців тому +1

      Well if they lose 5-0, 10-0 or 13-0. Then by very definition, they have not scored a goal......

  • @atlanntis8064
    @atlanntis8064 7 років тому +3661

    Mega Man

    • @darkmatterhafnium1522
      @darkmatterhafnium1522 6 років тому +26

      Ikr

    • @aawazza1817
      @aawazza1817 6 років тому +48

      Atlanntis it means they are so terrible that they have to celebrate when they score

    • @axelcalin4067
      @axelcalin4067 6 років тому +210

      200th Fifa country. There are maybe bad but I do like their positive behaviour !

    • @alexanderfooy723
      @alexanderfooy723 5 років тому +45

      Jurren Galjaard Does every team celebrate like that? It’s like a pig pile with the whole XI and bench. They look like they’ve won the World Cup.

    • @hirkE
      @hirkE 5 років тому +122

      @@alexanderfooy723 They know that they are not the best just let them have fun with the goals they score, it will be good memories when they are old, remembering how they scored against a big country

  • @Morgan_Black
    @Morgan_Black 5 років тому +660

    The actual highlight in this video is hearing that Sassuolo played in the third Italian division in 2008

  • @snowwarm7172
    @snowwarm7172 5 років тому +85

    They scored against Belgium on 3 different occasions, much bigger teams dont have that record, impressive!!

    • @torehansen9287
      @torehansen9287 3 роки тому +9

      Belgium has been shit in the past, the team they have today is miles ahead of the teams before 2010

  • @tal914
    @tal914 3 роки тому +33

    San Marino: scores 10 goals in 10 years.
    Belgium:

  • @DansGeekTake
    @DansGeekTake 6 років тому +2455

    Of course one of teams they scored against was England. Bloody typical

    • @BlackZWolf
      @BlackZWolf 6 років тому +281

      Not only that, but it was a world record of fastest goal in qualifiers for 23 years, when Benteke (Belgium) surpassed Davide Gualtieri by 0.2 seconds against Gibraltar.

    • @jacobburtonswfc
      @jacobburtonswfc 5 років тому +29

      Ireland and Wales also so not as bad as it was when it happened.

    • @paulashton6302
      @paulashton6302 5 років тому +15

      7 seconds wasn't it......imagine that now.....England had a good defence back then aswell

    • @predictivetextisforaunts
      @predictivetextisforaunts 5 років тому +3

      ‘Cause they’re shite!

    • @HardHustler956
      @HardHustler956 4 роки тому

      Also Finland lol

  • @hfahid96
    @hfahid96 5 років тому +666

    lol i think they might actually have the highest free kick goals percentage than any national team ever.

    • @footballnerd277
      @footballnerd277 6 місяців тому +1

      It helps when the Wales goalkeeper chooses to stand behind his wall, rather than at the far side of the goal.

  • @jkostta
    @jkostta 7 місяців тому +10

    and another today!

  • @hugobosske
    @hugobosske 5 років тому +639

    So nice to see such a small nation celebrating so hard at every goal. Real spirit!

    • @kobeforever-hokage5471
      @kobeforever-hokage5471 5 років тому

      tajsamkojisam that’s sad lol

    • @kobeforever-hokage5471
      @kobeforever-hokage5471 5 років тому +1

      MrThunderbird1111 they are professionals tf r u talking about, some Just don’t have club teams atm. Lol u can’t play in Euro qualifying if ur not a pro footballer

    • @MartinXSTR
      @MartinXSTR 4 роки тому +46

      @@kobeforever-hokage5471 you're completely and utterly wrong, only 2 or 3 of san marino players are in professional clubs

    • @thebungler532
      @thebungler532 4 роки тому

      Hokage Ultra Instinct Gogeta How silly are you?

    • @antoniotonicipriani9496
      @antoniotonicipriani9496 3 роки тому +1

      Simpatični su😂

  • @deadmanwithpitchforkarms8376
    @deadmanwithpitchforkarms8376 5 років тому +592

    2:00 Latvia's manager resigned after that match because not beating SM was too much of a humiliation for him :D

    • @Brickcellent
      @Brickcellent 3 роки тому +31

      Irish one did too after the narrow 2-1 win

    • @bigytutoshd5146
      @bigytutoshd5146 3 роки тому +3

      @@Brickcellent and lithuanian

    • @abdelilahoucheri9072
      @abdelilahoucheri9072 3 роки тому +2

      are u for real ?

    • @drtrap394
      @drtrap394 2 роки тому +2

      @@abdelilahoucheri9072 I mean that's really bad not to win against SM

  • @96_stars22
    @96_stars22 7 місяців тому +8

    They've done it today

  • @mr.constantin
    @mr.constantin 7 місяців тому +6

    Every time they score i come up to this video, it took 2 years haha.

  • @marksmith-cr2bz
    @marksmith-cr2bz 5 років тому +647

    Just imagine San Marino produce one world class player and he carry’s them I would like to see that tbh

    • @jhawk889
      @jhawk889 5 років тому +188

      If they did they would probably declare for Italy

    • @TheMarkChannelYT
      @TheMarkChannelYT 5 років тому +86

      mark smith What about Massimo Bonini, that played for Juventus from 1981 since 1988?

    • @AnotherRandomFellow
      @AnotherRandomFellow 3 роки тому +11

      That's Wales

    • @yolomaster1492
      @yolomaster1492 3 роки тому +7

      @AnotherRandomFellow imagine if Gareth bale saw ur comment

    • @tonyh7994
      @tonyh7994 3 роки тому +21

      They already did. Bonini.

  • @doctorstrange4887
    @doctorstrange4887 5 років тому +352

    San Marino won the World cup 2022.

  • @OneCash
    @OneCash 5 років тому +42

    Andy Selva scored 8 of these 22 goals. He's propably more of a legend to his national team than Messi is to Argentina.

  • @king--kang.
    @king--kang. 5 років тому +14

    San Marino, Andorra, Liechstenstein, Moldova... love those small selections but with a big heart

  • @muhammedaliaydin1357
    @muhammedaliaydin1357 7 років тому +1604

    139 Games 1 Win, 4 draws and (134 loses)

    • @stefinothebest
      @stefinothebest 6 років тому +274

      now it's 142 matches, 1 win, 4 draws, 137 loses.

    • @Adrian-wt2yk
      @Adrian-wt2yk 5 років тому +128

      @@Homeowner486 if you watch video closely, they beaten Liechtenstein in 2004

    • @ItsMe0274
      @ItsMe0274 5 років тому +80

      @Shirotera 1601 no shit Sherlock

    • @gabrieltorresdiroma7959
      @gabrieltorresdiroma7959 5 років тому +6

      Now, they have a 2 wins I think, because they defeat Wales in 2018

    • @gdinitiate4775
      @gdinitiate4775 5 років тому +9

      @@gabrieltorresdiroma7959 They didn't I'm afraid

  • @Leverag
    @Leverag 5 років тому +596

    4:03 I’m more impressed that Sassuolo was in the 3rd division in 2008.

    • @beni8001
      @beni8001 5 років тому +3

      Steven Graham didnt they have to relegate because of betting scandals?

    • @Leverag
      @Leverag 5 років тому +104

      @@beni8001 You might be thinking of Juventus. From what I read about Sassuolo they were in the regional divisions until the '80s, and got to the 3rd division in 2006, followed by Serie B in 2008 and Serie A in 2013. Some impressive managerial history there.

    • @TheMarkChannelYT
      @TheMarkChannelYT 5 років тому +31

      Steven Graham Managerial history that culminated in qualifying for the Europa League in 2016. Impressive

    • @temavero2124
      @temavero2124 5 років тому +32

      @@Leverag yes really nice history sassuolo... Now if you are interested check out Spal evolution, I live near Ferrara, and Spal was in serie D 5 or 6 years ago. Then Serie c(named lega pro) then serie b after some years, then serie A, and last year the team did well, and this year is playing again in serie A trying not to be relegated (sorry for bad English). More info searching SPAL on wikipedia

    • @Javimtz32
      @Javimtz32 5 років тому +2

      @@temavero2124 Didn't SPAL play in Serie A during the 70's?

  • @igorslijepcevic9420
    @igorslijepcevic9420 7 місяців тому +8

    Everyone here after goal against Denmark. 🇸🇲

  • @lokishq
    @lokishq 4 роки тому +33

    "Unbelievable... San Marino scoreed"

  • @tomhankook2030
    @tomhankook2030 6 років тому +255

    They scored so much goals that it can fit into 6 minutes. Pure awesomnes.

  • @cafercemulger1889
    @cafercemulger1889 7 років тому +662

    They didn't score so many goals but most of them are very nice goals especially the free kicks of Andy Selva.
    It's little country and they don't have so many professional soccer players, but they have at least courage to play against big names.
    The greatest player of them is Some guy called Bonini, who played for Juventus many years and won the Italian League.
    EDIT: You can add one more, they finally managed to score a goal.
    It was against Kazakhstan.

    • @czabialonzo425
      @czabialonzo425 6 років тому +21

      and the Champions League

    • @21shyzqo3
      @21shyzqo3 6 років тому +12

      San Marino have only 4000 people. If sometigh like 2000 are women, 400 are Kids, 400 were old, You can immagine how they Can win

    • @Nahue91Carp
      @Nahue91Carp 6 років тому +73

      Actually San Marino's population is 32000.

    • @rikumachida4811
      @rikumachida4811 5 років тому +3

      Fabio SQUAD why would there 800 more women than men

    • @davidwacko6623
      @davidwacko6623 5 років тому

      why are this team so shit

  • @aron3677
    @aron3677 4 роки тому +39

    This is really heart-warming how they can appriciate a single goal.

  • @El-Tigre747
    @El-Tigre747 2 роки тому +3

    Best wishes from your fellow small nation Malta 🇲🇹🤝🇸🇲

  • @bartis17
    @bartis17 7 років тому +298

    5:22 golgolgolgolgolgoglogloggolgogloglgogloglgogloglgoglgoglgogloglgollllllllllgoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • @masterexploder9668
    @masterexploder9668 6 років тому +217

    They present a true sportsman spirit.

  • @GZBro
    @GZBro 5 років тому +14

    It's great how happy they are after Every goal. This is real Passion for the Sport!

  • @marlonblanton
    @marlonblanton 2 роки тому +8

    Kto wszedł po meczu San Marino - Polska 05.09.2021r ?????

  • @gasaidjohn3499
    @gasaidjohn3499 5 років тому +151

    Fun Fact: San Marino has won the European Cup/Uefa Champions League the same amount of times as the entire continent of Asia.
    Edit: Sonaldo wasn't enough today

    • @balu1030
      @balu1030 5 років тому +4

      Park ji Sung won it in 2008
      I know, this doesn't sound much better... :)

    • @avtm06
      @avtm06 3 роки тому +4

      Massimo Bonini (Sanmarinese player) has won it with Juventus in 1985.

  • @jimk1507
    @jimk1507 7 років тому +155

    congratulations San Marino

  • @elevatetv_
    @elevatetv_ 4 роки тому +46

    I love how San Marino give the other bad national teams a chance

  • @syteanric1868
    @syteanric1868 5 років тому +16

    I love how, even if losing by a few goals, they go mental when they score....
    Good old San Marino!

  • @sobaschnique6674
    @sobaschnique6674 5 років тому +107

    EA, may you please add these celebrations to FIFA?

  • @TheMuldoonFella
    @TheMuldoonFella 5 років тому +46

    The genuine emotion when San Marino score is honestly unrivaled.

  • @friendo9897
    @friendo9897 3 роки тому +17

    Not gonna lie, I love how they become crazy every time they score

  • @edowivb7696
    @edowivb7696 Рік тому +3

    Hopefully one day san marino can rise, greetings from Indonesia 🇮🇩❤️

  • @_jp_3809
    @_jp_3809 7 років тому +766

    San marino should face southeast Asian teams, Caribbean teams and Oceania teams. That way they could actually score goals, win more often and climb the fifa rankings, because if you think about it San Marino is awful because they have to face Uefa teams which are arguably the best in the World.

    • @316leggedtexasrattlesnake8
      @316leggedtexasrattlesnake8 7 років тому +7

      deluxe Krabby Patty ikr

    • @samueljordan5718
      @samueljordan5718 6 років тому +116

      deluxe Krabby Patty the Asian and Caribbean teams would still destroy them

    • @boringCodes_
      @boringCodes_ 6 років тому +22

      Thailand and indonesia should face with them

    • @madghostjz
      @madghostjz 6 років тому +46

      Only Brunei,Indonesia,east Timor and Cambodia is weakest in Fifa ranking and weakest in asia is Pakistan.
      In Caribbean team is in the same place with San Mario.Your opinion that Southeast Asia it weak it racist and true only 1% and Caribbean it 99.999%

    • @Myona1000
      @Myona1000 6 років тому +62

      They are 107th because they play terrible teams. San marino never gets to play any other terrible team really.

  • @nickolaos9080
    @nickolaos9080 7 місяців тому +24

    San Marino just scored against Denmark!

    • @luisenriqueper9476
      @luisenriqueper9476 6 місяців тому +1

      and aginist kazakhstan and finland. 3 consecutive goals!

    • @luffy_army
      @luffy_army 6 місяців тому +1

      @@luisenriqueper9476 wow amazing for san marino

    • @luisenriqueper9476
      @luisenriqueper9476 6 місяців тому

      @@luffy_army the best goal streak of San Marino in his history

  • @BecuaseTheInternet1080
    @BecuaseTheInternet1080 5 років тому +1006

    Anyone have this recommended after Scotland struggled to beat them ?

    • @alexgandy2488
      @alexgandy2488 5 років тому +17

      Yeah and have you ever realise how many pros shirts they must have

    • @comicgenius21
      @comicgenius21 5 років тому +16

      Republic of Ireland also struggled .

    • @bakedsodium6528
      @bakedsodium6528 5 років тому +3

      That was Kazakhstan

    • @comicgenius21
      @comicgenius21 5 років тому +5

      @@bakedsodium6528 no it was San Marino.. in 2007 we just barely beat them.. Stephen Staunton was the manager then...

    • @SGMiner21
      @SGMiner21 5 років тому

      @@comicgenius21 no that was Gibraltar

  • @xperte85
    @xperte85 4 роки тому +6

    Andy Selva (*1976) is San Marino's top goalscorer (8) and 1 of 2 players who scored more than 1 goal for his country. He is also one of the country's rare professionell football players. He scored San Marino's only winning goal against Liechtenstein (2004). Selva is still playing for a local team at age 43. I liked to play him at Fifa '98 :D

  • @Sarisonte8D
    @Sarisonte8D 6 місяців тому +4

    And yesterday they just make history scoring for 3 games in a row!!!

  • @G_Linka
    @G_Linka 5 років тому +265

    I can clearly remember that one against England...
    We had to win by seven clear goals to qualify ahead of Holland, but their goal obviously meant we didn't go to USA 94'.
    If they had won 8-1 England would have done it.
    But that's England for you, just falling a bit short at the final hurdle!
    LOL 😜👍❗

    • @abbaszaidi8371
      @abbaszaidi8371 4 роки тому +31

      G Linka not quite.
      We had to win by 7 clear goals and Poland had to beat Holland
      It was 1-1 in that match at half time. Holland went on to win 3-1.
      The BBC got bored of our efforts against the mighty San Marino and televised Wales cocking it up and missing a penalty against Romania

    • @bigboymatthew7471
      @bigboymatthew7471 3 роки тому +5

      @@abbaszaidi8371 Lol really? The BBC just left the game hahahah

    • @abbaszaidi8371
      @abbaszaidi8371 3 роки тому +4

      @@bigboymatthew7471 something like that. I think after Holland took the lead, BBC buggered off to Cardiff Arms Park.
      Did I not like that!

  • @donalthevegan5932
    @donalthevegan5932 5 років тому +28

    5:30 When your little brother scores against you in Fifa.

    • @Lanngeax
      @Lanngeax 5 років тому +1

      Lmao, good one.

    • @ijp789
      @ijp789 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂 Underrated comment

  • @guibredacalixto9086
    @guibredacalixto9086 7 місяців тому +8

    They've done it again 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @milonga_
    @milonga_ 4 роки тому +2

    So proud of being from this lovely country 🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲

  • @scoobyskreep3518
    @scoobyskreep3518 5 років тому +51

    One of the fastest ever international goals ever was scored by these legends

  • @predictivetextisforaunts
    @predictivetextisforaunts 5 років тому +85

    Andy Selva was a legend!
    Head and shoulders above the rest of his team.

    • @Star-kx7gb
      @Star-kx7gb 4 роки тому +9

      Lol he scored 8 in 74, as a striker. You know a team's bad when your legend is a striker who isn't even Serie E level...

    • @hendrikfullgraf1031
      @hendrikfullgraf1031 3 роки тому +13

      @@Star-kx7gb He was Serie B level at his best, you need teammates to provide for you in order to score goals

    • @bigboymatthew7471
      @bigboymatthew7471 3 роки тому +2

      @@Star-kx7gb He played until 2016 and scored his last goal in 2008, I don't know what happened to him but to not score a single goal in 8 years is extremely sad

    • @exres4374
      @exres4374 3 роки тому +1

      @@Star-kx7gb what is "serie e"?

    • @Star-kx7gb
      @Star-kx7gb 3 роки тому +1

      @@exres4374 I'm just taking the piss but it's a theoretical 5th division of Italian football, but it's not called Serie E.

  • @joseph-fernando-piano
    @joseph-fernando-piano 7 місяців тому +4

    As of October 2023, San Marino have scored 28 goals in 200+ games... their all-time leading scorer, Andy Selva, has scored 8 of them, or 29% of his country's goals, while only one other player has scored at least 2... if Messi had scored the same percentage of Argentina's all-time goals, he would have 578 international goals...

  • @osiand9328
    @osiand9328 3 роки тому +6

    This reminds me so much of the team I was playing for as a child / teenager. Some seasons we had to play against teams older than us, and also a lot better than us. We would lose by 7,8,9 goals in many of the games, but if we did manage to score, the reaction was similar to this.

    • @vietcool7269
      @vietcool7269 3 роки тому

      That’s why u have to respect all the 1 win country small

    • @vietcool7269
      @vietcool7269 3 роки тому

      Ur team was so pro and Sản marino

  • @nikossamsung10
    @nikossamsung10 5 років тому +74

    They seem to score amazing goals by free kicks

  • @BellamyOfficial
    @BellamyOfficial 7 років тому +618

    san mirino, best team

  • @ahmadh6780
    @ahmadh6780 5 років тому +23

    Man please don't blame them they only have a population of 33k!

  • @mrgeek434
    @mrgeek434 3 роки тому +8

    San Marino only have a population of about 30,000. It's literally the equivalent of your local town's club playing against international teams.

  • @Pistomark
    @Pistomark 7 років тому +38

    I have the gol number 13 in an old VHS (san marino-belgium 1-2 of 2005).. A fantastic goal of Andy Selva (al volo di sinistro), assist by Carlo Valentini at 40' for a 1-1 at the moment

    • @bigboymatthew7471
      @bigboymatthew7471 3 роки тому +1

      Post a video on it because I think that goal is missing from the video

  • @SandDune11
    @SandDune11 5 років тому +10

    I just love how mental they go whenever they score, doesn’t even matter about the score line, pure class

  • @jonathanzaragoza634
    @jonathanzaragoza634 3 роки тому +6

    Those goals were awesome tho!!! Love the fact that they celebrated with so much passion! Much love towards San Marino!!!❤️

  • @trollmalooxd4309
    @trollmalooxd4309 3 роки тому +7

    San Marino: 22 goals
    Hazard this season: 1 goal
    San Marino 1 Hazard 0

  • @BaccatePlayer
    @BaccatePlayer 5 років тому +12

    It's a paradise to play for San Marino - you don't have to be anyone great at football, just healthy young man with a will power and you're travelling ATW meeting many famous stars, earning money doing what you love without much consequences since nobody even hope that you're gonna win and once you somehow score - you're a legend for a country and always remain as a part of their history.

    • @eliad6543
      @eliad6543 5 років тому +8

      Also imagine how fit these players are getting - they're non-stop concentrated defending for the whole game and always have to face players who are much faster and stronger than them. It must add up over time.

    • @metjovi
      @metjovi Місяць тому +1

      Absolutely. That's what I was thinking. I would have loved to born there so I could play with no pressure taking each day at a time. Being a soccer player for San Marino has to be the closest thing to play with your buddies as a kid or teenager. I wouldn't mind if everybody gets to know I play for the worst team ever.

  • @tomosprice8136
    @tomosprice8136 5 років тому +15

    Ahh I remember the good old days of the 2010 World Cup game on PS3 when everyone won the World Cup with San Marino

  • @iitsmeromii
    @iitsmeromii 3 роки тому +3

    They just play for fun and they enjoy it. This is really adorable and beautiful :)

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave 5 років тому +10

    So they've scored 22, won 1 game, and the goal scored in that game is damn near a screamer - fair to say they've got some quality in the free kicks

    • @danmagro2294
      @danmagro2294 4 роки тому

      23 in 2017 5 1 against Azerbaijan

  • @adammcgregor312
    @adammcgregor312 5 років тому +14

    It’s just like every goal they score they are just as surprised as everyone else

  • @sloth-gaming
    @sloth-gaming 7 років тому +139

    Atleast there not Micronesia and not losing to 50-0

  • @YT-gw5dy
    @YT-gw5dy 2 роки тому +2

    I like them , they are a humble team who never give up . I hope they won a match one day

  • @nicolabuono8442
    @nicolabuono8442 3 роки тому +5

    12 october 2020 : Liechtenstein- San Marino 0-0 Nation League match

  • @muhammedaliaydin1357
    @muhammedaliaydin1357 7 років тому +74

    San Marino for world cup 2018 XD

  • @deadmanwithpitchforkarms8376
    @deadmanwithpitchforkarms8376 5 років тому +15

    1:48 couldn't see a thing

  • @steinhvik4380
    @steinhvik4380 4 роки тому +4

    My favourite national side..I love how every goal is so hard fought and how they are so happy when they score

  • @footballpredictions2836
    @footballpredictions2836 3 роки тому +3

    this is gonna be a banger

  • @luceroplayz4741
    @luceroplayz4741 7 років тому +349

    Still better than Arsenal

    • @Willy-nu3oc
      @Willy-nu3oc 6 років тому +40

      still better than spurs then

    • @np2155
      @np2155 5 років тому +4

      shut up

    • @marcetrex1591
      @marcetrex1591 5 років тому +5

      Fuck you

    • @Buffalohomer
      @Buffalohomer 5 років тому +3

      Oh come on, noone is going to say: 'still more likely to win a prize than Spurs?' :p (although i'm not keen on hating on any team, this was an easy one)

    • @deathangel273
      @deathangel273 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @rosanero1992
    @rosanero1992 6 років тому +11

    It was such a great idea to collect all their goals in one video! Now you can update with the one scored by Mirko Palazzi in the 5-1 defeat in Azerbaijan :)

  • @sayerslayer2348
    @sayerslayer2348 5 років тому +1

    Theres always hope if there's will! Keep up San Marino, full support from Uruguay!

  • @jonathanzaragoza634
    @jonathanzaragoza634 3 роки тому +2

    Those goals were epic tho! And the fact that they celebrated with so much passion! Much love towards San Marino!❤️

  • @MrRoztoc
    @MrRoztoc 5 років тому +8

    Notice: San Marino every time plays to score one goal at least.
    Except against Malta. Those national teams of San Marino, Gibraltar or Andorra I respect absolutely! :)

  • @anyafolger7283
    @anyafolger7283 3 роки тому +3

    I love they reaction on every goals

  • @jkostta
    @jkostta 6 місяців тому +2

    and they scored again against Finland!😮 Sign of a big improvement!

  • @JoseFlores-xh5cj
    @JoseFlores-xh5cj 3 роки тому +4

    0:42
    England: "We have the best league and the best clubs in the world; thus one of the best National team, nobody can bloody touch us mate"
    San Marino: "Give me 7 seconds"

  • @Rafael-pi4md
    @Rafael-pi4md 5 років тому +4

    they did some beautiful free kicks goals

  • @ahmadh6780
    @ahmadh6780 5 років тому +5

    So
    They have scored 23 goals in 27 years
    Nice!👏👏👏

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band 7 місяців тому +1

    Belgium are real bros for letting San Marino score so many times on them.
    It's so weird hearing such casual commentary on the most historic goals to happen for that entire season.

  • @katarzynanagorna4960
    @katarzynanagorna4960 2 роки тому +4

    2021 with Poland