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  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 9 років тому +127

    Invincibility Robot:
    So invincible, it's survived long enough to develop arthritis!

  • @lissun-
    @lissun- 9 років тому +567

    "That equipment turned him into, SPIDERMAN."

    • @TrueSavage555
      @TrueSavage555 9 років тому +17

      Spoderman*

    • @cwh244
      @cwh244 9 років тому +1

      Canine hunter
      Spodermum*

    • @undercolor6110
      @undercolor6110 9 років тому +5

      Canine hunter pls

    • @Enkabard
      @Enkabard 9 років тому +3

      I must say spiderman improved over time if he became batman, at least in style!

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 9 років тому +2

      *****
      unfortunately its batman who turned spiderman,you DC haters ,you...

  • @scottkrafft6830
    @scottkrafft6830 7 років тому +477

    When being a child, Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact that his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly, so affected his strong desire of revenging his parents. However God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Ra\'s Al-Ghul, the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce came to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa, in which the equipments turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask, Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere, such as Tougon, the chief of Mafia, Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, and even a mysterious opponents quite familiar with him----- BATMAN BEGINS

    • @brandonthetoyandgamecollector
      @brandonthetoyandgamecollector 7 років тому +47

      that is the worst way of telling the story of batman begins i've ever heard

    • @joey9811
      @joey9811 7 років тому +22

      Hahahha thanks man for posting this. Must have been a hell of a work

    • @deanb4643
      @deanb4643 7 років тому +6

      Scott Krafft i will tell it better
      batmqn saw his parents die in front of him
      and he wants revenge
      DONE

    • @MikeVoss
      @MikeVoss 4 роки тому +4

      When being a child, Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruely, so affected his strong desire of revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Ra\'s Al-Ghul, the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa, in which the equipments turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask, Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere, such as Tougon, the chief of mafia, Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponents quite familiar with him-----

    • @garfielf3343
      @garfielf3343 3 роки тому +7

      I’d like to have this on my tombstone.

  • @napkin60
    @napkin60 10 років тому +645

    I died when Bruce Wayne became Spiderman

    • @silverpothead
      @silverpothead 10 років тому +3

      Same

    • @StalinsWeakestWarrior
      @StalinsWeakestWarrior 10 років тому

      OH GOD, IT IS JHON MALKOVICH! Sorry for your loss man... :'(

    • @the-four-seven
      @the-four-seven 10 років тому

      John Malkovich Have you made your ex-wife actually feel the pain yet?

    • @napkin60
      @napkin60 10 років тому +11

      The Four Seven Yes, thanks to the advanced new N64.

    • @linuxrobotgeek
      @linuxrobotgeek 10 років тому +13

      Shovel Fleet No it's Admlral Ackbar lol.

  • @Doc_Fun
    @Doc_Fun 9 років тому +277

    Jesus Christ, did you see that? Gary Oldman's power level is 65,000. When did the commissioner turn into a dbz character?

    • @fastfutures
      @fastfutures 9 років тому +19

      HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000

    • @thegloriouswizard5270
      @thegloriouswizard5270 8 років тому +7

      WHAT, 9000?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT, CAN IT?!

    • @fastfutures
      @fastfutures 8 років тому +1

      how memetacular of you

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 8 років тому +6

      Please stoo. You've already killed the joke, there's no need to go any further.

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 8 років тому

      stop*

  • @AlphaOmegaSin
    @AlphaOmegaSin 10 років тому +589

    The back of the Batman package had me in tears laughing XD

    • @greyngo
      @greyngo 10 років тому +22

      Whoa. I love your videos man!

    • @deadshot2545
      @deadshot2545 10 років тому +43

      Omg I know! The part that got me was Bruce Wayne became ..... Spiderman!

    • @DarealZT0RM
      @DarealZT0RM 10 років тому +6

      omg man i alomost choct on my food

    • @Henkoshi
      @Henkoshi 10 років тому +9

      I think we have a new Batman movie plot on our hands.

    • @IAmAleksha
      @IAmAleksha 10 років тому +5

      Alpha watches Ashens. Excellent.

  • @mkaatr
    @mkaatr 10 років тому +86

    The batman origin story was awesome. A movie should be made based on it.

    • @SapphireCrook
      @SapphireCrook 10 років тому +12

      That movie would kill me.
      Just that origin story made me choke and cry!

    • @alfje5492
      @alfje5492 Рік тому +1

      Or at least a comic

  • @GlennWebbVideos
    @GlennWebbVideos 10 років тому +97

    As a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles expert I can confirm that pink fish man as you call him is actually called Fish Face but in the cheap tat reality of "Motant Tortlez" he is probably called "Fosh Fuce"

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 10 років тому +1

      I was laughing at that for 5 minutes, I swear to god.

    • @THEMOECOOPERSHOWTM
      @THEMOECOOPERSHOWTM 10 років тому +1

      Really need your opinion in Michelangelo dressed as a clown.... my favorite figure.... and All yours of course....

    • @NullyWard
      @NullyWard 5 років тому +1

      Wait Aren't You Dead....???

    • @joshuaestell1648
      @joshuaestell1648 3 роки тому

      @@NullyWard wait... wasn't this comment made 7 years ago!!!

    • @NullyWard
      @NullyWard 3 роки тому

      @@joshuaestell1648 wait you didn’t get the joke?!?

  • @shimotuazuma9485
    @shimotuazuma9485 8 років тому +100

    Ashens is as strong as 14 men confirmed

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 8 років тому +1

      +Shimotu Azuma XD lol i noticed that, as well.

  • @DonMezzo
    @DonMezzo 10 років тому +184

    >Reading Batman's origin story*
    >Bruce becomes Siderman
    - Wait, W-What the...WHAT!?

    • @bobbyjoe9328
      @bobbyjoe9328 6 років тому +5

      What website do you think you're on?

    • @pigeonliveryworks
      @pigeonliveryworks 4 роки тому +4

      Bruce becomes spiderman
      Peter parker becomes batman

    • @adsdsds6190
      @adsdsds6190 4 роки тому +1

      Amazing plot twist

  • @manofleipe
    @manofleipe 10 років тому +57

    1:06 best Batman fanfic ever.

  • @artbricks97
    @artbricks97 9 років тому +125

    When you said 'spiderman' I laughed so hard!

    • @stevennguyen5600
      @stevennguyen5600 9 років тому +10

      Yeah! I died on my floor! I nearly choked trying to hold back my laugh.

    • @uTubeNoITube
      @uTubeNoITube 9 років тому

      The AtomicTaco How did you post the comment if you died on your floor? Hm...

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 9 років тому +1

      I died when he said Ninja Group xD

    • @Milkpng
      @Milkpng 9 років тому

      I was laughing so hard, if u were in a 100 radius of me, you could hear it and think I'm mental.

    • @Mephisto_X
      @Mephisto_X 9 років тому

      Justin Sun I heard you

  • @3PICAT
    @3PICAT 8 років тому +144

    Woah, Ackbar was a clone in the clone warts? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    • @raian681
      @raian681 8 років тому

      lolol

    • @ennowlaz
      @ennowlaz 8 років тому +1

      well he was .. in thr first episodea from seasons 5

    • @ZacharyDietze
      @ZacharyDietze 8 років тому +8

      IT'S A TRAP!

    • @Super_Grobanite
      @Super_Grobanite 8 років тому +1

      Am I the only one who read this in Klaus from American Dad's voice?

    • @pabloislife4027
      @pabloislife4027 8 років тому +1

      My life is a lie

  • @VALIANTIVY
    @VALIANTIVY 9 років тому +187

    Teenage motant ninja tortlez
    Teenage motant ninja tortlez
    Teenage motant ninja tortlez
    Hooreos in a hulf sheel
    Tortle poower

  • @lazzerfisk004
    @lazzerfisk004 9 років тому +81

    lego starwars + lego chima =lele starwart?

    • @lazzerfisk004
      @lazzerfisk004 9 років тому +5

      they riped of ninjago to.

    • @lazzerfisk004
      @lazzerfisk004 9 років тому

      i know right i have those bricks!

    • @hannahmay3864
      @hannahmay3864 4 роки тому +2

      I was gonna say it looked like Yoda stole whoever the heck the crocodile dudes name is vehicle thingy from chima

    • @joshuagraham5750
      @joshuagraham5750 4 роки тому

      lazzerFISK ok dio

    • @Its09um
      @Its09um 4 роки тому +1

      Hannah May cragger

  • @MoronicChunk1
    @MoronicChunk1 10 років тому +36

    "Invincibility Robot" Im not gonna lie, that's actually an extremely badass name.

    • @dazwannawzad9272
      @dazwannawzad9272 6 років тому

      But what about "Invincibility Robot.....WIZARD !!!". Someone make that happen....

  • @Derikimi
    @Derikimi 9 років тому +27

    "when being a child"
    Already had me laughing.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 2 роки тому +1

      And “cruelly murdered” is there an other way?

  • @datacentre81
    @datacentre81 10 років тому +22

    Batman Begins: Christopher Nolan's timeless take on the battle between Spiderman and Doctor Jackstraw.

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec 11 місяців тому

      Doctor Jackstraw needs to be an actual thing now that I think about it. 😂

  • @jericieiliel5154
    @jericieiliel5154 9 років тому +179

    That fanfiction on the batman set

    • @bazboyd44
      @bazboyd44 8 років тому +9

      +Grag Hasseblut bruce wayne is....
      spiderman

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa 8 років тому +10

      +Grag Hasseblut Ikr, he even strokes the crimminals
      I wonder where this fanfiction is going... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @drxshock6957
      @drxshock6957 8 років тому +4

      +Jackson and Peter parker is batman

    • @drxshock6957
      @drxshock6957 8 років тому

      +simtexa idk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @urryclarkfilm
    @urryclarkfilm 9 років тому +83

    The yoda is definitely a recycled Lego figure and the crocodile thing is from Lego Chima (I think)

    • @wiseshibe3487
      @wiseshibe3487 9 років тому

      It is trust me :3

    • @Kfcdrivethru
      @Kfcdrivethru 9 років тому +4

      +UrryClarkAnimation totally correct, the crocodile spinner is from Lego Chima. and i don't remember Yoda having a spear

    • @damn8822
      @damn8822 9 років тому

      Yeah, most of those Lego ripoffs looked like actual real Lego

    • @HarlemHusky
      @HarlemHusky 8 років тому

      +Damon Hall Or a gun 0.0

    • @mitchellturner8647
      @mitchellturner8647 8 років тому

      +Shimo Whiteclaw yeah I know right ¦:^)

  • @jackdelamare
    @jackdelamare 10 років тому +35

    As soon as it said Spiderman, I lost it.

  • @11D4V1D
    @11D4V1D 9 років тому +349

    batman is spiderman confirmed

    • @fastfutures
      @fastfutures 9 років тому +4

      Superman is Barry chuckle confirmed

    • @tobiaslesquid352
      @tobiaslesquid352 8 років тому

      +Joseph Atari Chuckle X-ray Vision, X-ray Vision, Chuckle X-ray Vision! (Duh-doo-day, duh-doodle-dee-day!)

    • @tanglelover
      @tanglelover 8 років тому +2

      +Shadow_Slayer batman likes to stroke criminals in guess where?

    • @drxshock6957
      @drxshock6957 8 років тому

      yep

    • @tanglelover
      @tanglelover 8 років тому

      yes so true :)

  • @taliats
    @taliats 9 років тому +46

    A Clone trooper fighting an Old republic soldier? so which one is the time traveller?

    • @justin4018
      @justin4018 9 років тому +7

      ***** The one with two hearts.
      *Good on you if you got that*

    • @taliats
      @taliats 9 років тому +2

      justin4018
      Yes, Dr Who reference.
      Very good

    • @AnnDVine
      @AnnDVine 9 років тому +2

      Why do they have to be time travellers? Couldn't the Old Republic trooper just be really, really old? Or even someone wearing really old armour. I'm not huge on my pre-Episode I lore, but it's not like everything was erased from history forever, right? ...well actually Disney did sort of do that so I take that back

    • @yoianrhodes
      @yoianrhodes 9 років тому

      +Andy McAwesome 3000 years wouldn't hold well on a suit of armor

    • @AnnDVine
      @AnnDVine 9 років тому +2

      +yo ianrhodes Uh, it's space armoru? In space? 3000 space years. How long even is a space year in Star Wars meant to be? A Corascant year? For the love of god, you gotta tell me!

  • @spoonman6256
    @spoonman6256 9 років тому +47

    That Bionicle ripoff is actually exactly like an existing Bionicle.

    • @DragonixBeys
      @DragonixBeys 3 роки тому +2

      Yep ripoff of Raanu from 2009

  • @NuclearLetsPlay
    @NuclearLetsPlay 9 років тому +203

    WHY AM I SO ADICTED TO ALL YOUR VIDEOS???

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 10 років тому +91

    02:02, I think it's trying to imply that Batman is a Spider-Man villain.

    • @applescruff1969
      @applescruff1969 6 років тому +2

      Dr Shaym I see you yet again. Love your videos.

    • @gabefolco1888
      @gabefolco1888 6 років тому +2

      Dr Shaym that’d be an awesome comic if they made that

  • @burpitola
    @burpitola 9 років тому +16

    "ooh, hands, they're always useful."

  • @DudokX
    @DudokX 10 років тому +14

    That is the story of that famous "I am not Batman" Spiderman Dude from chatroulette video.

  • @smexyvigoro
    @smexyvigoro 9 років тому +46

    "Its a crap!"

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 9 років тому +22

    Spiderman? Spiderman?! SPIDERMAN?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK? WHY THE FUCK? HOW THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?

  • @PlumBrendan69
    @PlumBrendan69 10 років тому +53

    I was brought here by Demon Kitty... the soon to be president of the U.S.

    • @k-nun
      @k-nun 10 років тому +17

      Demon Kitty has gotta watch out, cuz when Spiderman is done with Gete, he's coming for him

    • @k-nun
      @k-nun 10 років тому +7

      coolnessishere And he is gonna stroke him so hard

    • @fugglebobble9493
      @fugglebobble9493 10 років тому

      coolnessishere but not before trading standards come and kill them first

  • @MWatson75
    @MWatson75 8 років тому +83

    I was walking through a dollar shop in Brisbane and I actually found a Spider-Man figure in batman packaging.

    • @zixise
      @zixise 8 років тому +12

      It's canon now!

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 8 років тому +1

      +Thomas De Brule Cowobongo

    • @drogoburrows8805
      @drogoburrows8805 8 років тому +3

      I'm pretty sure I saw that around Brisbane too. It was at a place called "dollars and scene"

    • @cyanyde4950
      @cyanyde4950 5 років тому +1

      @@drogoburrows8805 I'm done with the world holy cheese balls that's great lmfao XD

  • @linuxrobotgeek
    @linuxrobotgeek 10 років тому +43

    So Bruce Wayne is Peter Parker? Makes perfect sense.

    • @StarProductionssss
      @StarProductionssss 10 років тому +9

      Everything I knew was a lie D8 *Dramatic voice*

    • @_aelfweard
      @_aelfweard 9 років тому +3

      It's his alter-alter ego.

    • @uTubeNoITube
      @uTubeNoITube 9 років тому +1

      Edgardo Peregrino I haven't felt this fucked up about something since I found out Darth Vader was Anakin Skywalker!!

    • @_aelfweard
      @_aelfweard 9 років тому

      uTubeNoITube Wait, what? MAJOR SPOILERS DOOD!

  • @yungkipp9847
    @yungkipp9847 8 років тому +82

    the yodamobile is a lego chima speeder

    • @checkp0int885
      @checkp0int885 8 років тому +3

      This video is 3 years old

    • @adamjohnson8305
      @adamjohnson8305 8 років тому +3

      +Some Guy on UA-cam better late than never.

    • @R04DR8G3
      @R04DR8G3 8 років тому

      +Some Guy on UA-cam 2 actually

    • @vaultboythevaultdweller769
      @vaultboythevaultdweller769 8 років тому

      hahahaaha crocodile mobile! xD

    • @finalknight353
      @finalknight353 8 років тому

      that completely stole the lego pieces that time, none of it was custom. except the light saber.

  • @pain0_
    @pain0_ 8 років тому +14

    I love when batmans backstory featured spiderman

  • @ArtemyMusha
    @ArtemyMusha 10 років тому +11

    Star Wart? It's that time when Darth Vader teamed up with the villain from Super Mario Bros 2!

  • @BrookeK92
    @BrookeK92 10 років тому +9

    Wow that robot is arthritic XD "Hang on fellers, Oh! My back!"

    • @Squiffy097
      @Squiffy097 10 років тому +1

      Ehehe I was about to put the same thing.

  • @paulspydar
    @paulspydar 9 років тому +134

    I'm waiting for the Chinese rip off "Ashons"

    • @yyyyyom
      @yyyyyom 9 років тому

      :D

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 9 років тому +3

      *Looks at the bottom shelf*
      "New Protagus IP"

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 7 років тому +6

      paulspydar Ashons! Wonderful sofa, strange review.

  • @waffleman-
    @waffleman- 9 років тому +4

    A: What is your favourite Star Wars character?
    B: Star Wars.
    A: Which one, the Jedi Clone Trooper?
    B: No, the generic guy holding a thing.
    A: Alright!
    ^This is how Chinese children play Star Wars

  • @danielm2142
    @danielm2142 9 років тому +66

    i typed down Batman's (Spiderman's) story just in case anyone wants it (it makes an excellent life story).
    When being a child, Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millio-naire were killed cruelly, so affected his strong desire of revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Ra\'s Al-Ghul, the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa, in which the equipments turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask, Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere, such as Tougon, the chief of Mafia, Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponents quite familiar with him----- BATMAN BEGINS

    • @jackhenderson1039
      @jackhenderson1039 9 років тому

      Interesting

    • @danielm2142
      @danielm2142 9 років тому +1

      Jackson Heuschel it's a true work of art.

    • @stevekovoc3939
      @stevekovoc3939 9 років тому +1

      Arctic FoxX Yeah, I know! lol Seriously, what is this, this isn't the backstory of BATMAN, this is a backstory for gosh dang SPIDERMAN. lol Not too bad in the story department, though, although I'm pretty dang sure I can do better than that. lol

    • @danielm2142
      @danielm2142 9 років тому +2

      Stephen Kovok
      i know, i really want to find out who wrote this back-story.

    • @stevekovoc3939
      @stevekovoc3939 9 років тому +2

      lol I'm guessing it got lost in translation from Chinese or whatever.

  • @BigLollipop02
    @BigLollipop02 10 років тому +14

    NEW STAR WART MOVIE STARRING ADMLRAL ACKBAR THE STORMTROOPER
    famous quote
    "It's a copyright!"

  • @noahbaber114
    @noahbaber114 10 років тому +11

    *in batman voice* I'm batman, but I'm also........ SPIDER-MAN!

  • @TheRadioSquare
    @TheRadioSquare 9 років тому +17

    Luther Wayne was a Blackwidow-man all along.

  • @obesechickennugget6323
    @obesechickennugget6323 3 роки тому +2

    At 14:00 when he mentions the different company and how it isn’t suspicious I remembered a Victor Reznov quote, “The flag may be different but the methods are the same.”

  • @GeneralMetrac
    @GeneralMetrac 9 років тому +20

    my aunt bought me a ton of these, except they were yugioh cards...when I learned they were fake (which was obvious), I found another use for them. BB gun practice and fire starting!

  • @SarkyBrit
    @SarkyBrit 10 років тому +10

    Those little bike thing's that came with Yoda are a direct rip-off of the Lego Chima Speedorz set's, They're all animal themed to match the lego minifigure-animal things.

    • @MagicMinecart
      @MagicMinecart 10 років тому

      I'd like to see the exact release date of the actual set with Yoda, the show premiered on January 16 2013, so if this was before that, or even within a month or two of it, it probably isn't a rip off, the LEGO Chima sets didn't start to come out immediately,so I would believe if this was something else.

    • @SarkyBrit
      @SarkyBrit 10 років тому +1

      No, im pretty sure they are a rip-off of the Speedorz sets.

  • @xRemRooodx
    @xRemRooodx 10 років тому +30

    How does knock-off companies get away with these kind of things? They change one letter in the name but still have the real names for the characters. :D

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 9 років тому +3

      It's all rather mystifying, isn't it? I recon a large percentage of the knock off-stuff is, in fact, quite illegal in some capacity, but it's actually possible that they do so poorly or are so not well known that they may get away with it just for the sheer fact that they don't register on the copied company's radar.

    • @samarsvard6384
      @samarsvard6384 9 років тому +1

      Duncan Van Ooyen i think some of it is definitely illegal because they used some actual lego molds for some of the heads, for instance yodas head

    • @NarcassiticGamer
      @NarcassiticGamer 9 років тому

      sam arsvard well it's a Chinese knock off brand for starters

    • @LightsJusticeZ
      @LightsJusticeZ 9 років тому +1

      Pinta Dubbs If it comes from China, then they have no copyright rule in their country so suing products made in China wouldn't go down at all. Thats why they can make whatever

    • @Chaseeeeeeeeeeeee
      @Chaseeeeeeeeeeeee 9 років тому

      NarcassisticGamer

  • @TorutheRedFox
    @TorutheRedFox 8 років тому +10

    "Thats presumably an XBoxed render." - Ashens 2013

    • @TorutheRedFox
      @TorutheRedFox 8 років тому

      +LBPPlayer7 And no, "XBoxed" isnt a typo.

  • @kingracc822
    @kingracc822 8 років тому +6

    the croc bike thing is from Lego chima. As far as I know, Yoda never went to china. A LEGO SERIES. Lego did make a darth malgus though.

  • @HeroBrine352
    @HeroBrine352 10 років тому +36

    Yoda is just a ripoff of the LEGO series Legends of Chima. The little vehicle is called a speedor.

    • @CFiNero
      @CFiNero 10 років тому

      Wow. Someone's smart. Star Wars was released years before this lego Chima crap.

    • @HeroBrine352
      @HeroBrine352 10 років тому +3

      I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, or what you are trying to point out? I know star wars has been around for quite a while now, but I'm pretty sure these Star Wart sets were probably made after Legends of Chima came to market.

    • @leviadragon99
      @leviadragon99 10 років тому +8

      You're both right/wrong.
      The Lego Star Wars sets (and Star Wars in general) has existed for longer than the Chima nonsense, but that little vehicle was ripped right off from Chima and thrown in with Star Wars minifigs to combine an action gimmick with a recognisable brand in much the same way Ninjago spinners were thrown in with minifigs from the Lego tie-in to the most recent TMNT cartoon.
      Happy?

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 10 років тому

      And why is it called a speedor? Because LEGO is too good for normal words.

  • @LeeBall
    @LeeBall 10 років тому +14

    Gotta love the "they've clearly ripped off any spiderman images they could find" even you got it wrong Ashens unless that was tongue in cheek? Ohhh you.

  • @MrSnake9419
    @MrSnake9419 10 років тому +6

    The chief of ninja group.
    My sides have left this fucking planet.

  • @TackyFlamingo
    @TackyFlamingo 5 років тому +5

    This is basically a review channel, but what makes it so much better than those basic other ones is that he reviews some of the most ridiculous things with the most ridiculous voices, words, pronunciation, and uses. I salute you Ashens

  • @Andrewnuva199
    @Andrewnuva199 5 років тому +2

    "could've been in those Clone Wars cartoons cause nobody watched them"
    Boi them's fightin words

  • @RondoOfBloodX
    @RondoOfBloodX 6 років тому +2

    What’s funny about the Batman Spiderman story is that in one of the Shinobi games you fight Spiderman as a boss and when he takes a few hits he actually DOES transform into Batman. I know it’s in reverse but I still thought it was hilarious.

  • @sperrin
    @sperrin 10 років тому +53

    That plot on the back of the box was better then the plot from all 3 of Nolan's Batman films.
    When they reboot Batman (again), they should use that plot.

  • @ohnospaghetti-o6123
    @ohnospaghetti-o6123 8 років тому +3

    Yoda comes with a bloody Lego chima bike !!! 😂😂

  • @ohnospaghetti-o6123
    @ohnospaghetti-o6123 8 років тому +4

    I was laughing so hard at that knockoff batman trading card thing

  • @SuperFoxdemon
    @SuperFoxdemon 4 роки тому +1

    I went through this whole video straight faced. Even the Spider-Man thing only got a smirk out of me. But when Donatello had a picture of himself and his worst enemy on skateboard to remind who is and who hates, lost it. I’m literally crying from laughter. Normalize putting pictures of yourself and your worst enemy on things to remind you of who you are and who you hate

  • @Icelandic_Sand
    @Icelandic_Sand 4 роки тому +11

    I was laughing so hard when he got to the yoda one, then he said "maybe it's from the clone wars cartoon, cause nobody watched them." And the smile instantly just dropped from my face.

    • @DucksFor4
      @DucksFor4 3 роки тому +1

      This was 6 years ago when people hated the prequels so George sold it to Disney then everyone wanted George back

    • @zephyr8072
      @zephyr8072 10 місяців тому

      And now 3 years later everyone sees Filoni for the cheap hack he always was and nobody cares about the clones wars or anything else he farted out.

  • @saltykaiser81
    @saltykaiser81 8 років тому +17

    15:05 oh god, Michelangelo's face is reminding me of that cave man SpongeBob meme thing that's currently trending in 2016

    • @faxmuchine
      @faxmuchine 8 років тому +7

      Spongegar?

    • @UnhelpfulLamp
      @UnhelpfulLamp 8 років тому +8

      Ahh now its just a meme and not a actual character recognized from the show

  • @xxRyanxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    @xxRyanxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10 років тому +13

    i died. batman = spiderman

  • @venusinverted
    @venusinverted 10 років тому +6

    Batman: what the hell I never even dressed up as Spider-Man, and Gete doesn't exist!
    Spider-Man and Deapool: *laughing their asses off in the corner*

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 8 років тому +3

    0:16 What rolls down stairs
    is better than chairs
    rolls over your neighbor's dog?
    It's great for a snack
    and fits on your back?
    It's Log, Log, Log!

  • @j.s.h7046
    @j.s.h7046 8 років тому +4

    storm trooper with a lightsaber this company spoiled the force awakens 2 years before it even came out

  • @keithjrisk
    @keithjrisk 10 років тому +12

    3:09 Now everybody is confused.

  • @owencrook8212
    @owencrook8212 6 років тому +4

    The "Admiral Ackbar" part made me laugh so god damn hard

  • @lemmingscanfly5
    @lemmingscanfly5 10 років тому +8

    That "invincibility robot" is I shit you not a 100% bionicle ripoff even down to the box.

    • @GundamLegacyExtreme
      @GundamLegacyExtreme 10 років тому

      But it's not a bionicle ripoff... it's a knockoff of the Bionicle's Spiritual Sequel Hero Factory.

    • @lemmingscanfly5
      @lemmingscanfly5 10 років тому +6

      Believe me, I know my fucking bionicles.
      That is Raanu, an agori of the fire tribe on bara magna. Part of the glatorian line, the last line of bionicles made in 2010 before hero factory happened.

    • @GundamLegacyExtreme
      @GundamLegacyExtreme 10 років тому +1

      My apologies, I didn't really follow the final few bionicle lines since they just weren't as appealing as the older ones.

    • @lemmingscanfly5
      @lemmingscanfly5 10 років тому +2

      I'm still pissed at lego for discontinuing the series. Even know the last few were a little bit bland, mainly only the last 2 though.

    • @Sean_735
      @Sean_735 10 років тому +1

      lemmingscanfly5 That was the weirdest fucking thing I've ever heard.

  • @BurntFaceMan
    @BurntFaceMan 9 років тому +8

    Yours says master Yoda. Mine says "Mstr Yardo" which i believe is a far better name =P

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 8 років тому +68

    The Clone Wars cartoons are highly regarded amongst most fans.

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 5 років тому +7

      Better than that Rebels rubbish

    • @auralunaprettycure
      @auralunaprettycure 3 роки тому +7

      Gendy's 2D Clone Wars cartoon is a really fantastic piece of work too. One of my favorite mini series ever

    • @stupididiot9912
      @stupididiot9912 3 роки тому +11

      I felt personally offended when he said no one watched them

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 роки тому +1

      @@auralunaprettycure I can agree on this one.
      That's what I wanted to see more of

    • @filmfan2004
      @filmfan2004 3 роки тому

      Most fans? yh not anymore lol

  • @icecoldheard
    @icecoldheard 10 років тому +5

    Ashens, you've got the strength of 14 men!? Damn, you're strong...

  • @JhysenTheAsian
    @JhysenTheAsian 10 років тому +9

    I lost it when it said Spiderman

  • @justinwilkinson1107
    @justinwilkinson1107 10 років тому +16

    since when did they allow trolls to write up the stories on toy boxes?

  • @spoonman6256
    @spoonman6256 8 років тому +15

    IT'S A TRAPRLRLRL!

  • @wyattwilliams9087
    @wyattwilliams9087 3 роки тому +2

    Watching in 2020, very odd to hear him say "could have been in those clone wars cartoons because nobody watched them" the show that was so popular, the company finally broke down and gave out a new season after years of demanding it, then it got a sequel (which admittedly less people watched) and now his its own spin-off

  •  10 років тому +13

    OH MY GOD, this video is so satisfying.
    And I cracked at 13:40.

  • @colinwilliams8811
    @colinwilliams8811 10 років тому +46

    angry fanboy mode, activate... THAT IS MICHELANGELO NOT DONATELLO!

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 4 роки тому +1

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • @sonicrockz1011
    @sonicrockz1011 8 років тому +4

    Bugged me when he couldnt get the turtle to spin even though there was directions right above where he was looking

  • @alexeverett308
    @alexeverett308 8 років тому +77

    The star wart Lego is LS literally re-packaged Lego...

  • @expendableindigo9639
    @expendableindigo9639 7 років тому +1

    For some reason my favorite part is the image of Batman ploped over the text and mirrored so that the capes intersect.

  • @pokemonchampion6722
    @pokemonchampion6722 10 років тому +4

    "We don't want you to feel *left* out." Places on *left* arm. That's kinda punny. :)

    • @norseman__
      @norseman__ 10 років тому +2

      Damn it I wanted to say that!

  • @flatshade
    @flatshade 10 років тому +10

    ADMLRAL ACKBAR: It's a tarp!

  • @morgenrafferty4534
    @morgenrafferty4534 10 років тому +47

    They Mixed Speedorz with Star wars and sold them WOW VERY ORIGINAL

    • @morgenrafferty4534
      @morgenrafferty4534 10 років тому +15

      NOW THEY MIXED TEANAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WITH NINJAGO
      WTF

    • @kaylasmith3573
      @kaylasmith3573 10 років тому +4

      Hahah it's from Lego Chima I have one Next to me and I was like ??

    • @guccisofa4958
      @guccisofa4958 10 років тому +6

      Hey! It's not Star Wars it's Star Wart can't you tell the difference!?!?

    • @morgenrafferty4534
      @morgenrafferty4534 10 років тому +4

      i5tarx lol

    • @harryha7890
      @harryha7890 9 років тому

      morgen rafferty how big is the wart of the star

  • @joshualoynes7408
    @joshualoynes7408 7 років тому +1

    The first ASHENS video I ever saw little over 2 years ago....
    A new world opened up to me.

  • @xcmodev1558
    @xcmodev1558 4 роки тому +1

    “When being a child”
    We’re off to a beautiful start!

  • @CressAlwein
    @CressAlwein 10 років тому +4

    11:30 Wouldn't want you to feel LEFT out
    Unintentional. But i still laughed my arse off. Thank you Ashens!

  • @kelmes9946
    @kelmes9946 8 років тому +5

    At least the children who make this get some money because you're buying this...

  • @BlaringPlane
    @BlaringPlane 9 років тому +21

    on the back of the invincibility robot it had a screenshot of the HALO 3 SANDTRAP map

    • @Anticsplosion
      @Anticsplosion 9 років тому

      +joseph smith I didn't notice that!

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 9 років тому

      Ah, the memories :D

    • @Anticsplosion
      @Anticsplosion 9 років тому

      Cybermat47 I still have the nightmares.

    • @dddowo
      @dddowo 8 років тому

      +joseph smith It was my favorite map >.< I went on forge so many times there...

    • @VaporStrikeX2
      @VaporStrikeX2 8 років тому

      +Aeyo And of course you have to fly the Elephant at least once.

  • @Cowman7344
    @Cowman7344 2 роки тому +2

    Ashens is so consistent in the way he makes videos, that I thought this was uploaded today, but it's nearly nine years old. lol

  • @Toxxxic_
    @Toxxxic_ 8 років тому +1

    that was THE BEST batman lore breakdown ever

  • @Bnlol1
    @Bnlol1 10 років тому +24

    Yep, didn't show up in my sub box until it was a week late. Good job UA-cam.

  • @Swanhub
    @Swanhub 10 років тому +7

    How the fuck did Ashens not notice "LTEM" on the Starwars cards?

  • @SDeww
    @SDeww 8 років тому +8

    the legobox says star wart but! the cards inside the box say star wars lol

    • @arthurmorgan4736
      @arthurmorgan4736 8 років тому

      In a place in Malaysia KL there is a place called Chow kit that sells a lot of knock-off Lego and let me name you the brands
      :Star wart
      :Star was

  • @porgey3344
    @porgey3344 10 років тому +2

    Ashens- *reads origin story*
    Me- seems legit

  • @davidbutler5612
    @davidbutler5612 9 років тому +1

    "Dr. Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker"
    Not too far from the truth with pretty much any Scarecrow incarnation I've seen.

  • @MatthewRichardson1
    @MatthewRichardson1 10 років тому +6

    I guess the I key on their keyboard didn't work.

  • @snoballuk
    @snoballuk 10 років тому +4

    Spiderman,
    Spiderman,
    Does whatever Batman can.
    Because he is
    Bruce in disguise
    According to
    some Chinese guys.
    Watch out!
    It's Batman-pretending-to-be-Spiderman!

  • @EvilDoresh
    @EvilDoresh 10 років тому +5

    The next Batman movie better have this origin as a title crawl.

  • @nicholsjoshua15
    @nicholsjoshua15 8 років тому +1

    "Maybe it's from the Clone Wars cartoon that no one watched" Ashens
    Every Star Wars fan watched Star Wars : The Clone War. The first and second season were okay but after that the show really picked up.
    Matt Lanter made Anakin Skywalker likable again and brought a touch of innocent child, good young man, and Sith Lord to the character.

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 5 років тому

      👍

  • @SleepSoul
    @SleepSoul 10 років тому

    I actually cried from laughter in the middle of Ashens reading out the back.