Stewie: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed It's the only help that you'll ever need Because everything is better with a bag o' weed! Stewie: There you go. You're all getting it now. Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good, Stewie: They go assault a queer. Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill, Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer. Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush, Stewie: He humps a guy like me. Ensemble: Right! All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free One, two, three, ho! A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed Because everything is better with a bag o' weed Stewie: Have a go, Brian. Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool" Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool." Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear All: Hey! Because all we need is a bag o' weed To make us wanna cheer And one, two A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed You can try and fight, but we're all agreed Because everything is better with a bag o' weed (instrumental break) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight And a one, two, three, four And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh! A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed You're a happy guy when you plant the seed Because everything is better with a bag O' Weed! Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
Stewie: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
It's the only help that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!
Stewie: There you go. You're all getting it now.
Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free
One, two, three, ho!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
Stewie: Have a go, Brian.
Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."
Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear
All: Hey!
Because all we need is a bag o' weed
To make us wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
You can try and fight, but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
(instrumental break)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with a bag
O'
Weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
this show was so full of references to old movies and I love the way it does
the best 3 minutes in my life
I'll smoke to dat everything better with a bag of weed
😁
420
This should be a national holiday for drug lovers
what dance is this
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