That must be a grandparent thing bc mine had that exact same sign in their downstairs bathroom. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the sweaty." LoL us grandkids loved it.
Pastrana is a local legend. His compound is about 10 minutes away for where I live. It is complete madness there. Look up “street bike Tommy front flips street bike over foam pit”. He literally over jumps the ramp and comes crashing down onto a skid steer. Insane
I'm just saying you've got a drummer in the studio and you've yet to incorporate him in the intro. I need Hey This Babe (Walk This Way) as an intro immediately
Pastrana practiced that jump with a parachute on as safety measures a few times. When he knew he didn't need to pull the chute then he took it off and they did it... True he did it with no chute in one take and one time but he did actually practice
I had to comment on Mike Cannon’s segment.. that is how women are! We can gain 5lbs without even doing anything so I love you guys we’re experiencing that 😂❤
Ohhh crap I am sorry fella I just have come across this podcast and I apologies for never have see it It’s so amazing High five fellas Crap well now you have yourselves a kick ass fan Crystal nice to meet you
I was down the Jersey shore in late 80s and out of nowhere something hit the sand and sprayed sand like 10 ft in air and in the sand was a blue chunk of ice,one of us could have been killed if we sat 10 ft to the left,took it home in cooler because we thought it was part of a meteorite or something from space but it just a 10 lbs of iced poo and pee..
If you’re gaining or losing that much weight in a matter of days it’s because your body is holding on to excess water weight and you are bloated. It makes sense that it would happen after gorging on so many processed foods which contain a shit ton of sodium (garlic bread and pizza are like the highest sodium foods). Sodium causes you to hold water and would explain both the gain and loss after another day or two once your body fully processes the sodium.
I have a terrible feeling this episode is going to drive me nuts when the first youtube ad pops up at 1minuts 59 seconds in 😢 im too poor for premium goddamit
Sal is literally one of the most neurotic people on the faces of planet. My mom anxiety he had for everything is crazy!!! He's literally like a crazy person. I understand vertigo is a real thing so that's fine but he's very neurotic. Just a someone who's seeing every single episode of impractical Jokers and every episode of his podcast and seen him do a live stand up. You kind of feel like you slightly know a person after all of that. Lol!
In the video of the redbull dude jumping, when he first opens the door of the platform, there is no fish eye lense....you see flatness, then it cuts to the fisheye. Why the fisheye lense? Mike Jolst would say flat earth.....what say you, Sal?
I've gained 15 lbs in one day from a cheat day. And if you don't believe me, I'll do it again live on the show. And I lost it all within a week after just going back to my normal diet.
FYI when you go from clean diet to tons of carbs your body retains all the excess carbs in water from that is easily eliminated when clean eating again. It's easy to gain 10 lbs of water in a day. Not good for you but occasionally no biggie.
29:00 I like the idea of astronauts being too embarrassed to leave their waste just in case aliens find it then think humans are gross and weird ETA: 40:00 and lets be real, Tom Cruise is a scientologist. He's not living a normal life in any capacity. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks he's some superhuman because of everyone around him and his position in that "church."
Fish tend to follow cruise ships because of the waste released and those fish are followed by sharks. That's why when that drunk kid stupidly jumped off the cruise ship and it looked like a shark came to the surface before they lost sight of the kid forever, isn't too unlikely to happen as some people say.. and if you slow the video down, it very clearly is a shark. Which is just so grim and tragic. But also really dumb. 1/3rd of people who go overboard on a cruise ship are never found sharks or not. Don't jump off a ship to impress your friends, y'all.
Sal and Chris could sit here in silence for an hour straight and I’d still be entertained! Needed these laughs today, thanks babes!
Cute
They're gone:(
Babes got me waiting a week for 53 min episode BABES I WANT MORE
He's got Mike Cannon holding him back
Prob got the same amount of AD's tho
Always leave them wanting more
Kiki, do u love me
Hey but at least theres only 20 minutes of ads. Leave the babes alone. 😂
Sals quick math is always on point
Sals looking like a snickity snackity 😂❤
This is everything I look for in a podcast
I really needed this silliness today. Love you guys 💗
I watch this EVERY FRIGGIN THURSDAY!! Never miss an episode. I love you guys! ❤️
Taste Buds battle idea: Airplane bathroom vs. Porta Potty!
Sending the babes love on this Thursday 💗💗💗 also love the sweatshirt Sal
Final impractical joker punishment. Sal goes to space!
No Sal has to swim in a tank of thawed out "blue ice" or "brown rain." LoL
Hello Sal Vulcano and Chris Distefano Happy Thursday Babes
“maybe they don’t and I’ve made it up” 😂😂
The smash cut to BlueChew after all the blue shit talk is unintended comedy gold.
This show is going from hey babe, to hey, babe ! Keep up the hard work guys it’s paying off :)
That must be a grandparent thing bc mine had that exact same sign in their downstairs bathroom. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the sweaty." LoL us grandkids loved it.
Damn where can one acquire this 750mg cheesecake that Chrissy is talking about ?? 🤣🤣🤨
Babes I look forward every Thursday for a new ep and you guys never disappoint thank you for the laughs
Happy Thursday Babes!!
I’ve been listening to hey babe since like the first 5 episodes. Love yous. Such a great show.
Perfect transition from blue ice to blue chew
Sal has decades of anxiety all coming out about that airplane pee situation. Hahhah
LOVE THE VIBES
I wish I had friends like Sal n Chris
I wish I had friends.
HEY BABE love this show
It’s great listening to the parachuting part while packing parachutes for tandem skydiving lol. It’s absolutely worth doing at least one time.
Happy thurs-babe!
im gonna ride the button fly’s out is my new motto for life ❤🎉
Sal is looking really good lately ❤
True story! As a kid, my house was hit by a frozen block of toilet water from a plane above! Dented the roof 😂
Luv Yew Babes!
Babes..
I had to take it up with BLOOM CAFE!!!
Sal looking svelte!! 😊
Pastrana is a local legend. His compound is about 10 minutes away for where I live. It is complete madness there. Look up “street bike Tommy front flips street bike over foam pit”. He literally over jumps the ramp and comes crashing down onto a skid steer. Insane
Hey baaaaabes!!
@21:20 the plot of Joe Dirt
What a beautiful intro 🤘🏽
Hey babes!! 🎉❤
Babes, give us 90 minutes plz. The babies want it.
blue icee, blue water, blue shit, blue chew!
I'm just saying you've got a drummer in the studio and you've yet to incorporate him in the intro. I need Hey This Babe (Walk This Way) as an intro immediately
Hey Babes!!!!! ❤❤❤
Pastrana practiced that jump with a parachute on as safety measures a few times. When he knew he didn't need to pull the chute then he took it off and they did it... True he did it with no chute in one take and one time but he did actually practice
I had to comment on Mike Cannon’s segment.. that is how women are! We can gain 5lbs without even doing anything so I love you guys we’re experiencing that 😂❤
Ohhh crap
I am sorry fella I just have come across this podcast and I apologies for never have see it
It’s so amazing
High five fellas
Crap well now you have yourselves a kick ass fan
Crystal nice to meet you
That chunk of ice shit reminds me of that shit meteor in Joe Dirt. Hahahahah
“Maybe they don’t and I made it up”
I was down the Jersey shore in late 80s and out of nowhere something hit the sand and sprayed sand like 10 ft in air and in the sand was a blue chunk of ice,one of us could have been killed if we sat 10 ft to the left,took it home in cooler because we thought it was part of a meteorite or something from space but it just a 10 lbs of iced poo and pee..
why arent they bringing up when chris ate 35000 calories in one day? lmaooo
Thursdays are for the babes ❤ and if you have a problem with that… TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!
Chocolate rain
Can we see who the people behind the scenes? I hear the pod on Spotify, and try to catch it on UA-cam. I need faces, who is the guy that breakdances!
Aye bae bae !
Stevie like I said bust those windmills out next time!!!!
dude I NEED to see the scrapped episode where you were too high lmao
❤❤❤God Bless!
I guessed 178! I feel like I won a prize.
Don’t run away from your feelings babe!!
Heyyy babes love all your stuff ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Hey babes!
I don't pee on a plane, never pee in vain. But when I do pee, it's usually in pain. [Dr Seuss.. probably]
God I love you clowns
Hi sal, i love you babbbbbbe
If you’re gaining or losing that much weight in a matter of days it’s because your body is holding on to excess water weight and you are bloated. It makes sense that it would happen after gorging on so many processed foods which contain a shit ton of sodium (garlic bread and pizza are like the highest sodium foods). Sodium causes you to hold water and would explain both the gain and loss after another day or two once your body fully processes the sodium.
I have a terrible feeling this episode is going to drive me nuts when the first youtube ad pops up at 1minuts 59 seconds in 😢 im too poor for premium goddamit
Tom Cruise is neck deep in Scientology
Just out of curiosity, is that a young Joe in the duck frame behind Sal? I couldn’t see it that well but it kinda looks like a young Joe
Sal is literally one of the most neurotic people on the faces of planet. My mom anxiety he had for everything is crazy!!! He's literally like a crazy person. I understand vertigo is a real thing so that's fine but he's very neurotic. Just a someone who's seeing every single episode of impractical Jokers and every episode of his podcast and seen him do a live stand up. You kind of feel like you slightly know a person after all of that. Lol!
Pastrana the man , reason I started racing motocross . I live 30 mins from him, rode at his neighbors house awesome guy
In the video of the redbull dude jumping, when he first opens the door of the platform, there is no fish eye lense....you see flatness, then it cuts to the fisheye. Why the fisheye lense? Mike Jolst would say flat earth.....what say you, Sal?
I've gained 15 lbs in one day from a cheat day. And if you don't believe me, I'll do it again live on the show. And I lost it all within a week after just going back to my normal diet.
Mike didn’t gain 15 pounds of weight, he gorged on 15 pounds of food 😂
I cant believe planes haven't revamped the bathrooms by now. Geeeezzzeee. I am officially not using planes or cruise ships ever.
is Sal entering his bad bitch era
skinnysalgoals
Foster the People come over here and sit next to me
FYI when you go from clean diet to tons of carbs your body retains all the excess carbs in water from that is easily eliminated when clean eating again. It's easy to gain 10 lbs of water in a day. Not good for you but occasionally no biggie.
Who goes to the hospital for an edible lmfao
HEY BABE!
Sals fit 🔥
I’m convinced that Chris has no idea what a sea lion is
"Purple Rain"
Mike would get a dui if he's sober
I’ve never in my 27 years of life had a pair of button fly pants…. Doesn’t sound terrible to me tho 😂
Shout out caribue coffee
How are cruise ships legal? hahahaha
Sal is aging in reverse, I swear.
I was sad when I found out they don’t read the comments 😢
👀
Sal not drinking enough
1 pee a day?! If you even look at a glass of water you gotta pee at least 3 times a day
29:00 I like the idea of astronauts being too embarrassed to leave their waste just in case aliens find it then think humans are gross and weird
ETA: 40:00 and lets be real, Tom Cruise is a scientologist. He's not living a normal life in any capacity. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks he's some superhuman because of everyone around him and his position in that "church."
38:18 toxoplasma gondii
Steve is the homeless B.Boy 😆
I like it!
Allllegedllly✨4:25
He does scientology things during his normal day.
🙌🏻🙌🏻😊😊😊
What happened to Pimp? I miss that laugh😭.
He works on Dan soders pod now
Hi babies 🥹🥹
Fish tend to follow cruise ships because of the waste released and those fish are followed by sharks. That's why when that drunk kid stupidly jumped off the cruise ship and it looked like a shark came to the surface before they lost sight of the kid forever, isn't too unlikely to happen as some people say.. and if you slow the video down, it very clearly is a shark. Which is just so grim and tragic. But also really dumb. 1/3rd of people who go overboard on a cruise ship are never found sharks or not. Don't jump off a ship to impress your friends, y'all.
Look up, Honey wagon in Germany.. I dare you
😂😂😂😂😂😂