I made a vampire who sucks at everything except necks
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- Опубліковано 28 чер 2024
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Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
0:00 - Intro
0:53 - Moving in
3:06 - Getting kicked out of a rich bar
5:42 - This was NOT a furry mod I swear I don't know why this happened
7:08 - Trying to drink from more babes
10:52 - The first terrible party
15:18 - Another bar to get kicked out of
17:28 - They took my horse
21:15 - Throwing a birthday party for an alien babe (it's not her birthday)
28:17 - The end of the betting
Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p - Ігри
Guys I found out earlier today that vampires can be out in the sun much longer than I thought
This entire vid I was under the assumption I couldn't be in the sun for more than an hour or I'd burst into flames lmao
eat sunscreen
I’m a sunscreen eater
Sip sunscreen with a silly straw
fine😢
Chug sunscreen. Become sun queen
the fact charborg got the randomly generated name "asta cummings" for his horse immediately blessed this entire video
and that charborg had the mod that lets you woohoo with a horse. and then denies it was funny af...
@@Honed-meh, he did it on purpose.
@@foreignfat6009
How do you know?
@@typicalasianguy1805 cmon, don't be so guilible. Streamers have to "cheat" sometimes, given most of the gaming streams are for kids and teens with low attention span, so casual or serious stream isn't good enough.
For kids it needs to be, haha funny, haha funny poop, to be entertaining. So streamers like charborg has to fake incredible incompetence and stupidity. I don't envy it, I have too much ego for that.
@@Honed- the mod doesn't let you woohoo with a horse, it just modifies how romance and woohooing in-game works autonomously, even for horses
"Make her think about me!"
"Woman screams in agony." lmao
That is my whole romantic life described in a simple Sims 3 exchange
I thought the title said “I made a vampire who sucks everything except necks” and that combined with the thumbnail is hilarious
I read it the exact same way lmao
PLEASE IT DOESNT?? I THOUGHT IT DID TELL I FOUND THIS COMMENT 😭
“Sucks *at* everything” with the context of sucking *at* necks (instead of just ‘sucking necks’) could also mean that tho. English is weird.
SAME HELP
i thought it was gonna be like one of his interactable streams, like chat making some story like mad libs, i was so confused when i saw the sims 😭
The fact that a woman he just met was willing to have nasty, babymaking sex in an elevator with a smelly vampire but then wasnt willing to let him have a nibble is hilarious
To be fair the blood bank would pay her for her blood, and he won't
@@doughboywhine not more then looking after a freaken baby 😂
Since the horse's name is almost the same as mine I will make all my future life decisions based on this video. Thank you Charborg
Best name 🙌
@@fergusplesioth thank you Fergus, you also have an awesome name
Im jealous
incredible name might i say
Become emoji
No one told Charborg that you can drink plasma from the fridge.
Honestly they probably didn’t know
There's empty plasma bottles throughout the video, they know lol
I like the detail of his bed being right next to a window
This is driving me insane, how the hell does this guy look completely different in every video??? Like in here Charborg actually looks like a normal guy?? But then in some other he looks like someone who would bring a full cheese wheel on a first date as a gift??? WHAT IS THIS??
the most polite vampire in the world, yet nobody respected him.
Nice vampires finish last u_u
I had to read the title twice, first time reading it "I made a vampire that sucks everything except the neck" paired with the thumbnail I thought that that is what it read. Then I read it again and read "I made a vampire that sucks AT everything except necks"
As someone who was part of this stream, there was a huge debate on which pet should be adopted after the ‘death’ of Asta Cummings, including the re-adoption of Asta Cummings.
Sims 3 is so chaotic its an absolute masterpiece.
I think my fave thing about Sims 3 is when theyre really tired, you put them to sleep, and they wake up and get out of bed so they can pass out on the floor lmao
kain being an elderly vampire sim makes it harder to seduce younger sims for their blood, if he can seduce one sim rn imagine how much sims he can seduce in his prime lol
Three?
even if he was twice as good in his prime, 2x0 is still 0
@@doughboywhine but he managed to seduce exactly one person, so it would be 2x1 right?
The sim running home faster than the paperboy had true vampcel energy
Don't let this distract u from chrbrg being a furry
Terror.
It will
Since it is not really a big deal
he's just like me fr?
sweet
chrbrg being a furry is already distracting enough though 🥵
5:23 charborg perfectly recreates the akira leave me alone meme
6:32 I am literally sobbing from laughing so hard
Ywah he really told on himself
@@tikimillie NRAAS mod is just a huge mod that let's you alter percentages of things such as ability to get pregnant, rate of having twins, and just general debugging. but holy shit i didnt expect it to apply to the horses in that way-
@@seducedbysasquatchthat’s so strange but also kinda funny
@@ranting2daMAX it's honestly a life saver for TS3. there were so many pathing issues with how sims would walk around the worlds, NRAAS fixed that shit like *snap* . Plus it lets you see all the ins and outs of your sims, the data involved with them.. it can be super interesting! If you play TS4 there's a mod called MCC (Master Command Center) which is basically the same thing. Almost all simmers advise that you download those mods, even if you're not going to play with any other mods. It just makes the game run so much smoother. Alright, end of story, sorry for my rant~
@@seducedbysasquatch Nahh my man chorbs had a furry mod fr fr 🤣
I love that chat can turn on his cam 😂
Father I must eat and need more room.
Glad charborg is finally using his real face in his thumbnails
Idk how else people eat ice cream man. I bite into that shit like an apple.
There's nothing wrong with that it just means you belong in a prison.
You freaking psycho!
God forgives you, but we don't
I eat ice but WHAT
They eat it with their lips or their lips wrapped over their teeth like a pappy without dentures, basically. At least that's how I do it.
that thumbnail is insane 💀💀💀
Classic charborg
Never have I clicked faster🥵🥵
Let me be in same room I swear nothing will happen
@misttermd6299 classic sims actually
@@kurgerBingytWhy do I hear unzipping noises?
horse got the "how hungry....." stare
I knew exactly what game this was before clicking on the video. I know every single moodlet in the sims 3.
This is not a brag. Help me.
This stream was great because during this stream he said he would stream tomorrow and then an entire week passed before he streamed again. Truly the greatest streamer of our time
Every time the horse pops up and stares at me, all i can think of is im so hungry i could eat a
*how hungry*
The Miserable Vampire and his How Hungry? Horse
Its funny how cain is almost as pitiful as dale
Wonder what’s next for the sims and charborg…
He better get a mod to cast his facial movements onto a sim and have chat torment him.
Personally the malwarebytes free trial ended message is the funniest thing yet, because it hits home. I see that stupid message all the time
xokop's birthday party was immaculate
10:34 (inhale) Runnin around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow…!
No time is wasted if you're enjoying yourself and creating memories.
..... I'm fucked
Same bro
Hoodie covered in weird Sims 3 moodlet faces
I can't stop watching this video. It invokes some just primal feeling in me I can't describe. It's as though I tore off the face of god to stare into the eldritch horrors that silently seep through our reality, an entity so powerful that even the devil himself fears, eminating from Kain Manley. A feeling I can only assume is the rawest feeling of fear, a feeling one can only normally have on the brink of death. A sort of fury that you see in the wild, when a gang of chimps turns against one of its own, that screaming, the tree slamming, the ground thumping as they brutally rip apart on of their own, that spontaneous spark of pure violent intent, maliciousness incarnate, a sense of hatred I can feel, but not comprehend. Like an orgasm of malice, and the post nut clarity makes me think about the nature of humanity, of society. And like an orgasm, it's somehow a wonderful feeling, something I want, I actively seek out. I need it, I must have it, I could become addicted to it. The way the sim moves, acts, sounds, all of it wells my most primal urges. I want all who find this unironically appealing to suffer, not because of their ideology, or who they are, but because the feeling this video evokes taints my very essence, this unquenchable thirst, this hatred unending.
okay emo
'Charbohorse:
are you okay
OMG! I love hatred orgasms too!!!
hear me out chat. hear me out. I can fix him.
Fix him? What’s there to fix
@@WingsofFirelover330 I'm just saying. I can fix him.
Unfixable
I love these… “experiments.” The kindest way to put these Sims lives unfortunately.
18:11 she (the repo man(the message said “man”))took the flowers.
Am I the only one who read the title thinking it said: I made a vampire who sucks everything except necks??? Paired with the thumbnail I was deeply disturbed
That damn -tyrannous- wonderful BINGOR hivemind, we should be able to piss ourselves in peace.
charborg almost committing husbandry on his horse isnt something i expected to see when clicking on this video
Genuinely amazed that the thumbnail is allowed on UA-cam
i'm glad I was there to help the appliance gang win second prediction pointing out the tv
Imagine dying and being transported to a different world where your chat determines how shit your new life will be.
Charby baby! Great content as always!
I remember asking on a Conan stream if there would be more sims, he said there would be and he delivered
charboHORSE was the best thing to happen ever
Keep this up bro this stuff is so funny 😂😂
I just found this channel a few days ago, and I’m so happy that I did. My new favorite content creator.
He's absolutely wonderful isn't he.
this term is overused nowadays but if there is anyone i would call underrated on this site it's charborg
@@jaken6462 He's definitely been steadily picking up a larger audience. Used he only rarely uploaded very edited versions of his best streams on his main channel Charborg, but now that he uploads here on his second channel he's really picked up quite the audience. If you haven't watched his main channel stuff you definitely should its really good.
You should subscribe to his twitch his live streams are great lol
Leave while you still can
I dont use twitch, but that gambling idea looks pretty fun
13:39 plot twist: it’s a white tiger. (Maybe)
I love this channel
10:22 horse: proceeds to chase down down pedestrians, immediately has second thoughts right before plowing down the pedestrian. (Wait that last sound “strange”.
Love your videos from across the pond
God save the Queen* but I am British and YES
God save the king
God shave the king's meaty fingers
I'm also from the Commonwealth, the new king sucks. He cheated on his wife and is already super old. I want out of this shitty union
@@YourDad-dh6fj LONG LIVE THE KING
So we just going to ignore that vampire picture
It's in the game lol 😂
15:33 I’m so happy you didn’t notice.
Its my first time being soo early in a Charbog video, but i only wanted to say is tha Charbog needs to make a sequel of this Playthrought where he tries to make his sim a movie star and appear on a movie or something that would be cool lol
NOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭 THE HORSE!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I WAS IN HORSE GANG!!! HORSE DIE GANG ON TOP!!!
I thought the title said “a vampire who sucks ANYTHING but necks” 😂
Please help me it’s 1am and I am trying not to wake my family up from laughter
I lost it when Animal Care and Control took the horse.
I demand an explanation for the whooho mod you had there, chrborg
Its 5 in the morning in germany of course the first thing i do after waking up is cheking my phone oh new charborg video day already started good
Great video
I was fully convinced this was gonna be some weird dev log or smthn ig I read the title very wrong so now I’m just embarrassed I was fully expecting that and wanted to watch it
My mind just went dirty because of the thumbnail 💀
Rest In Piece Kain , Worst Horse Owner of all time
I had to re read the title a few times.
This makes me realize that I basically just played fairies and witches in sims 3 supernatural.
Misread the title as "I Made a Vampire that Sucks Everything Except Necks"
Kain Manley belongs on the "catch wall"
This game made me buy the sims 3. Worth it, first hour I stole everything out of my neighbor's house without him knowing.
happy birthday Xokop
Going around a bar telling women to come outside so they can ride your horse is a guaranteed way to get the police called on you 😭
I’ll give sims 4 this, vampire can drink blood without consent in that.
You can also try for baby with no consent if you get the other sim drunk!
Wich is pretty fucked up
This is a breach of masquerade
fitting
Is this guy at all related to Grampire?
Let’sss gooo a new vidddd
I miss Christmas
The title makes it sound like it’s a hentai💀
Same house Tunt and Jannis lived in.
😳 the title
accidentally calling her xingbop felt like some alien racism there
Little known fact: vampire piss is only visible in a mirror.
Best wishes
poor guy is going to go on a plasma free diet now
I skipped the "at" in the title and got very intrigued.
As a furry I know for a fact that charborg is infected and will become one of us soon. It all started when he leashed us as we know physical contact is the highest form of transmission of Furricus Cringicus.
charborg you're COOOLLL!!!!!!!!!
I rode to the bar with a horse with no name
I miss TS3. Bridgeport and Moonlight Falls were my favorite worlds.
I’m not the only one expecting a song at the end of the video right?
"i need some babe to ride my horse"
raising eyebrow suspiciously
24:39 sound like something kendrick lamar would sample
I remember one time while playing sims 3 I managed to. trap the repo worker in the walls before they took anything. cask of amontillado'd them
Nice video