Arguing with my viewers about things that don't matter

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  • @ZeallustImmortal
    @ZeallustImmortal Рік тому +2081

    "scientifically rigged" is probably the best debate rebuttal I've ever heard.

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Рік тому +173

      “How dare science be against me” is so funny

    • @pleasantdashi7112
      @pleasantdashi7112 Рік тому +3

      Ok

    • @newtybot
      @newtybot Рік тому +26

      The worst part is is it’s not entirely an impossible concept
      Someone could advance science in a way that makes it impossible to repute. Like if you held surveys in only white parts of cities, you would determine that the majority of the cities population is white; even if it’s mixed equally
      Unless ofc we’re talking about science as in “the reality we know is true but is undefined and unmeasured”

    • @SirHorned19
      @SirHorned19 Рік тому +6

      @@newtybot lol... Its usually the other way around though..

    • @gekokapowco
      @gekokapowco Рік тому

      @@newtybot part of science is dissecting information gathering methods and statistical significance, science isn't law, the first person to conduct a study doesn't get the final say, it's the process of getting closer to the truth. A study may be rigged, but the scientific method works to eliminate those variables through rigorous reexamination and critique.

  • @shashumgadimbo6857
    @shashumgadimbo6857 Рік тому +1622

    I'm genuinely perplexed that a guy who lives in a country with bears doesn't realise how frighteningly powerful bears are

    • @sgtrogers
      @sgtrogers Рік тому +151

      Yeah everyone should know how powerful bears are, but bears dont just hang out near people and show off their raw power

    • @carolusrex4469
      @carolusrex4469 Рік тому +215

      He lives around black bears which will run away from anything that moves.

    • @hyenaloaf1858
      @hyenaloaf1858 Рік тому

      ​@@carolusrex4469they usually run away when they view your as a threat luckily, unlike grizzlies. Unluckily, if one does decide to attack you it is most likely a male who is intent on killing you unlike a grizzly because he sees you as prey

    • @sgtrogers
      @sgtrogers Рік тому +18

      @@carolusrex4469 exactly.

    • @justsomedude7953
      @justsomedude7953 Рік тому +10

      Full grown silver back takes any bear any day

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 Рік тому +506

    My favourite part of any court case is when the judge gets bored and starts throwing the TV around the courtroom. Justice in action.

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 Рік тому +30

      Mine is when they jump into the fishtank.

  • @AFXffs772
    @AFXffs772 Рік тому +1904

    imagine a Scuba Diver jumping into the ocean and seeing a courthouse full of fish people arguing which seasons that they’ll never experience is better
    also Bears low diff Gorillas 24/7 lol

  • @fugyfruit
    @fugyfruit Рік тому +850

    The Polar Bear is like the final boss of real life a Gorilla wouldn't stand a chance

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 Рік тому

      Nah, polar bears are fucking weak and pathetic compared to the other large varieties.

    • @adam3896
      @adam3896 Рік тому +6

      Nah humans are

    • @fugyfruit
      @fugyfruit Рік тому +85

      @@adam3896 when it's human vs polar bear I'm 100% betting polar bear even if the human had an assault rifle the polar bear wins guaranteed

    • @adam3896
      @adam3896 Рік тому +8

      @@fugyfruit nuke

    • @adam3896
      @adam3896 Рік тому +43

      @@fugyfruit global warming 💀

  • @fishwoz17
    @fishwoz17 Рік тому +525

    A bear is a literal killing machine. Gorilla has no win condition. Bear has like 10 different ways to end the fight. There’s no debate

  • @colesutphin7384
    @colesutphin7384 Рік тому +141

    a bear v gorilla fight would be so funny to watch because the bear would be wielding a light saber and the gorilla would be shy and docile

  • @jumijablack4854
    @jumijablack4854 Рік тому +507

    I like how the gorilla lawyer said bears have no advantage over things with Thumbs but i seen so many videos of even a little black bear winning against people with thumbs

  • @ComradeBread
    @ComradeBread Рік тому +211

    Now usually I don't take these very seriously for very obvious reasons, but the idea that so many people think a gorilla is in any way not getting turned into an ex gorilla in a fight with a bear is so insane to me

    • @breadg1818
      @breadg1818 Рік тому +2

      But the gorilla is trained

    • @Cabuws
      @Cabuws Рік тому +35

      @@breadg1818 the gorilla is shy

    • @breadg1818
      @breadg1818 Рік тому +9

      @@Cabuws it took public Speaking courses

    • @LilUFO9499
      @LilUFO9499 Рік тому +16

      @@breadg1818 but can public speaking beat being a massive 10ft tall 1500lbs tower of muscles, claws and sharp teeth? That gorilla better have his will written down just in case.

    • @breadg1818
      @breadg1818 Рік тому +5

      @@LilUFO9499 The gorilla is trained in kickboxing

  • @togglinho
    @togglinho Рік тому +55

    During the winter, you can just keep stacking layers on top of layers until you're warm
    But during the summer theres only so many layers you can take off until it's just your skin left

    • @neonlightillusion
      @neonlightillusion Рік тому +14

      You can always take your skin off

    • @Slurpgerk
      @Slurpgerk Рік тому +6

      Sounds like the words of a person without good A/C

    • @BobTheCoconut1
      @BobTheCoconut1 Рік тому +13

      Who in their right mind wants to be walkin around in fifty layers. And I've only got two blankets max.

    • @Fahimlol
      @Fahimlol Рік тому +2

      ​@@BobTheCoconut1different countires have different codleness

    • @bredcubed1161
      @bredcubed1161 Рік тому +3

      @@BobTheCoconut1 We got -25 degree weather this year and all I had to do was put on pajamas with jeans on top and a fluffy shirt and jacket. Just TWO layers for -25 and I was perfectly fine and comfy.

  • @dradelcra1
    @dradelcra1 Рік тому +76

    The Bear vs Gorilla debate was so funny because 1. He was basing off the Gorilla strength on KING KONG who was fictional! and 2. It is likely he had never seen any movies or zoos or anything that had real gorillas or polar bears. and a possible 3rd option: He was basing it on panda bears.

    • @kittythedragon7789
      @kittythedragon7789 5 місяців тому +2

      Even panda bears can maul you! They just usually don’t because they don’t typically see humans as food or foe, but when threatened the results are quite violent.

    • @HyperfixatationInc
      @HyperfixatationInc 2 місяці тому +2

      Also Gorilla's are well known to be gentle giants, they're just ultra swollen vegans that are more defensive than offensive

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 Рік тому +52

    I like how you could see in the winter vs summer vote people were ACTUALLY being convinced for once, like it went from a pretty even split to 500 people against 250

  • @mylan4742
    @mylan4742 Рік тому +727

    The Gorilla vs Bear thing is genuinely the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen lmao. A polar bear is literally 1,000 pounds… a gorilla is 400 pounds. There is literally no chance a gorilla would win - and bears are fast af too, look up a fight. The fact that literally no one looked up their weights is wild.

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Рік тому +165

      I thought it was so funny that charborg was so convinced that a gorilla would win that he was SHOCKED when he looked up their heights.

    • @donovangunther4538
      @donovangunther4538 Рік тому +40

      Ok but the Western Lowland Gorilla is officially named "Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla" ∴ monke funny

    • @Slurpgerk
      @Slurpgerk Рік тому +4

      Ok but do you know how much mass and speed gorillas can put in a punch? Have you ever seen a video of a bear breaking zoo enclosure glass?

    • @nyanSynxPHOENIX
      @nyanSynxPHOENIX Рік тому +9

      They did look up the weight, they just used kilograms.

    • @vashtic2036
      @vashtic2036 Рік тому +92

      The way everyone was saying "a gorilla could punch the bear" as if punching is anywhere near as effective as TEN CENTIMETER CLAWS

  • @CDUPE
    @CDUPE Рік тому +128

    as someone who worked at walmart for a few years i do not blame charborg for not liking christmas music

    • @LilUFO9499
      @LilUFO9499 Рік тому +5

      I started working retail at a mall during winter time and after the first 3 days of entering the christmas period i decided christmas was now my enemy. At work it was mariah carey, during my breaks it was bad royalty free jazz versions of vaguely christmas-ish music playing in the mall itself. An 8 hour block of christmas music a day can and will ruin a man.

  • @slithxrx4489
    @slithxrx4489 Рік тому +148

    the bear wins, i dont think anyone is really thinking about how the claws will tear you apart if you try to strike and the teeth will counter grappling or wrestling attacks, that gorilla will die

    • @squidcultist0022
      @squidcultist0022 Рік тому +10

      And thats not even taking into account that a polar bear is 15 feet tall

    • @meekotheotter2801
      @meekotheotter2801 Рік тому +3

      aswell as that, with a gorilla, youre advised to stay calm and stay still. with any sort of bear, the advice is either A: act large and tough if its a blackbear i believe, B: try youre darndest not to die

    • @bredcubed1161
      @bredcubed1161 Рік тому +1

      @@squidcultist0022 Exactly, I've seen a stuffed polar bear before and they are GIANT - gorilla wouldn't stand a chance

    • @aleksandargamez1108
      @aleksandargamez1108 Рік тому

      We aint talkin about a normal gorrila we are talkin about an sliverback gorrila

    • @CatgirlExplise6039
      @CatgirlExplise6039 Рік тому

      @@meekotheotter2801 well gorillas are so much more practical and intelligent, maybe if they fought in a larger and more forested enviorment where the gorilla could look to gain an advantage on the bear, maybe get above it and throw large rocks at it, or perhaps jump on top of it from a higher distance, or come up behind and strike it from their blindspot. I think that its a battle that favors the bear but still is winnable by the gorilla

  • @eeeee6452
    @eeeee6452 Рік тому +1189

    How is gorilla vs polar or even grizzly bear a debate💀

    • @PSiOO2
      @PSiOO2 Рік тому +372

      tbh I overestimated gorilla's size and underestimated bear's

    • @penisinlargementpills2511
      @penisinlargementpills2511 Рік тому +22

      gorillas are inhumanely strong..
      but bears are bears.

    • @Maker0824
      @Maker0824 Рік тому +208

      I thought it was an easy Gorilla win before reviewing the evidence

    • @Cye_Pie
      @Cye_Pie Рік тому +23

      Gorilla is destroying the polar

    • @NOOBANATOR97
      @NOOBANATOR97 Рік тому +195

      Grizzly wins without a doubt. Its size difference is all that matters.

  • @Yeet-mp6ci
    @Yeet-mp6ci Рік тому +84

    Fun fact: your body needs to cool down for you to get proper sleep. Scientists have discovered that 65 degrees Fahrenheit is the ideal temperature to fall asleep to in your room

    • @birdie8006
      @birdie8006 Рік тому +6

      aha. now no one can blame me for my energy bill.

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 13 днів тому +1

      That’s about 18 Celsius for the non-americans

  • @mambavirus2152
    @mambavirus2152 Рік тому +684

    A bear would so easily clap a gorilla that the debate is not even funny

    • @crustytoad1297
      @crustytoad1297 Рік тому +127

      I have seen a bear get shot, all it did was get pissed.

    • @itsdynamics7723
      @itsdynamics7723 Рік тому +104

      i was laughing so hard bro bears are fucking tanks the gorilla would have zero chance

    • @juicemonkey1
      @juicemonkey1 Рік тому +88

      gorilla make him slip with banana peel

    • @iwantsomepie
      @iwantsomepie Рік тому +16

      ​@crustytoad1297 i have pissed on a bear and i got shot

    • @SynonamessBotchKevin
      @SynonamessBotchKevin Рік тому +14

      true facts, bears can run at like 40mph

  • @SnaxTheSnaxolotl
    @SnaxTheSnaxolotl Рік тому +68

    Bears are apex predators gorillas are strong but don’t have bloodlust in their deeply rooted instinct. They can ‘go ape’ but a bear can already lull people even people who have a gun. Some polar bears can take a few rounds to the skull before they die. A polar bear will destroy any gorilla

  • @Maker0824
    @Maker0824 Рік тому +289

    As a winter enjoyer I was surprised by the outcome. I thought everyone loved summer

    • @ineffabletryx6528
      @ineffabletryx6528 Рік тому +86

      There was one part that made me consider that maybe winter is more of an "introverts" season, while summer is more "extraverted" or something, and so doing a poll of a twitch chat would definitely be skewed in winter's favor in that case. I also think summer put down some weak arguments for their side.

    • @wesleyward5901
      @wesleyward5901 Рік тому +44

      Especially now that summers are getting hotter, less people like it.
      Also hayfever. Fuck summer.

    • @lizzzylavender
      @lizzzylavender Рік тому +21

      Also, this question is super dependent on where people live. I guarantee most of the winter voters are not from North Dakota. -40F is definitely worse than 100F, even though both are miserable (I say this as someone who has lived in both ND and TX).

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Рік тому +16

      @@lizzzylavenderI’m in indiana and last winter it got to -40 outside, but the summers still get to 116. I gotta say I loved the cold way more. Getting bundled up like a little marshmallow will always be superior to sweating so much that it feels like your skin is melting off.

    • @leowolfe1
      @leowolfe1 Рік тому +2

      @@wesleyward5901 In the last 20 years there has been no significant change in the average yearly temperature. Stop parroting misinformation.

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon Рік тому +10

    Imo, while I prefer a comfortable summer over a comfortable winter, I prefer an uncomfortable winter over and uncomfortable summer. You can do a lot more to produce heat than you can remove it, and most methods of beating the heat aren't necessarily available to a lot of people.

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 Рік тому +23

    Bear jaws are actually weaker than gorilla jaws, but I still think a bear would win. I'm assuming it's a grizzly bear and an eastern lowland silverback gorilla. I think the gorilla would injure the bear but ultimately succumb to the bear's attacks and die
    EDIT: Nevermind you changed it to a polar bear vs a silverback that silverback isn't even gonna injure the thing it just dies

  • @Bean_Can_
    @Bean_Can_ Рік тому +22

    Team gorilla just loves to conveniently glance over the fact that it has has severe self esteem issues

  • @sidneytaske7222
    @sidneytaske7222 Рік тому +4

    I remember someone saying something on the lines of
    "You can add more and more layers till you're warm, but you have a limited amount of layers you can take off if you're hot."
    And I think this is why I think winter is better

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 Рік тому +7

    My answers for each question and why:
    1. Summer
    Every summer, my parents drive us to a beach where I get more of an opportunity to socialize with other family members and get to know them better. And at that beach, I get to chill in a pool, and on one day a year, I get to go golfing and go to a waterpark. More often than not it's different days.
    Also, at that waterpark, I feel like I try something new there each time. There's these really big tube slides that are much scarier than they look. Last time, I went down all of them, and they were all super fast. The last one I did was so fast that I felt myself get lifted off the ground while I was in the slide. I got so scared I literally forgot to scream.
    Also, I have a trampoline that I can play with in the summer. And if I get too hot on the trampoline, it's hooked up to a sprinkler so I can just turn that on and boom. Water trampoline.
    Also also, my birthday is in the summer.
    2. Bear
    While the arguments from the bear side are weak compared to the gorilla side's arguments, the video he watched in the stream has a point, and so do the comments on this video. Also that picture he pulled up at the end of the debate has only changed my answer from "undecided" to "bear 100%"

  • @sydneyanastasia3053
    @sydneyanastasia3053 Рік тому +93

    i’m so glad that the bear vs gorilla debate was resolved. i was genuinely getting angry bc it’s very obvious that bears would win. those things are crazy. they can get shot multiple times without dying. humans die all the time to them, even with guns. a gorilla is very comparable to humans so can’t really do much. bears are scary man. like you’re not gonna win in a fight with any beat let alone a polar bear like my guy 😭😭

    • @OswaldM_14
      @OswaldM_14 Рік тому +3

      I agree, but gorillas are many times stronger than humans

    • @aleksandargamez1108
      @aleksandargamez1108 Рік тому +1

      Polar bears are weaker than silverbacks because they have a 1 ton punch force

    • @OswaldM_14
      @OswaldM_14 Рік тому +17

      @@aleksandargamez1108 gorillas don't punch, that force is hypothetical. Humans have to be trained to learn how to punch correctly, gorillas don't punch, period. The gorillas greatest strength is it's bite force, but the bear also has a strong bite+ very long claws. Bear skin is also resistant to tearing because of how loose it is. The gorilla is also much smaller than the bear. It would stand no chance.

    • @aleksandargamez1108
      @aleksandargamez1108 Рік тому

      @@OswaldM_14 its true silverbacks have a 1 ton punch force

    • @OswaldM_14
      @OswaldM_14 Рік тому +9

      @@aleksandargamez1108 bears have four inch claws and can survive gun wounds.
      Gorillas do not have loose skin like bears. An attack from the bear would make large wounds that would kill the gorilla from blood loss.

  • @PineLimeCordial
    @PineLimeCordial Рік тому +7

    winter is wayyy better then summer. Summer where I live is so physically painful, I’m sweating 24/7 and I can’t stand outside for more then 10 seconds without getting sunburned because the UV is dangerously high, so high that when I ask my laptop what the weather it is, all it tells me is “extreme UV, be careful”. Not even Christmas can save summer, because as fun as summer christmas’s are, where I live it rains every Christmas!! so I can’t even have the classic, fun, summer christmases where you swim and have a bbq😭and I’m still boiling the entire day because all the rain does is cancel our plans to hang out with family, it doesn’t kill the heat at all💀💀

    • @PineLimeCordial
      @PineLimeCordial Рік тому

      Like how on computers/laptops where on the toolbar it’ll tell you the date and temperate, most days I checked it during summer, instead of telling me the temperature it’d tell me “extreme UV”. Also during summer this year, I caught the bus home and I had to walk ages to get home because it didn’t stop near my house, and the sun was literally so hot that I could feel it burning my skin, like my skin was literally stinging the whole walk home everyday, I was sunburned the entire season.

  • @funkyfunkers_
    @funkyfunkers_ Рік тому +56

    the size diagrams for the silverback and polar bear SHOCKED ME 😭😭

  • @Rainbowfox_
    @Rainbowfox_ Рік тому +22

    Both summer and winter are good in their own ways, in summer you get to chill in summer clothes and swim but in winter you can bundle up and enjoy the snow outside.

    • @superdean9966
      @superdean9966 Рік тому +4

      FINALLY AN INTELLECTUAL

    • @LuizCarlos-du1pd
      @LuizCarlos-du1pd Рік тому +2

      I prefer winter for the fact that there are way less bugs compared to summer, like every two days a cockroach appears in my house but in the winter season, it rarely appears

    • @steveystovey
      @steveystovey 3 місяці тому

      @@LuizCarlos-du1pd Bugs as the ONLY acceptable answer as to why someone prefers winter to me, a summer lover.

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 Місяць тому

      ​@@steveystovey sweaty sumsucker >:(/j

  • @Oliver-lt7ye
    @Oliver-lt7ye Рік тому +7

    That bear gorilla argument is actually shocking how split it was, a bear would shred a gorilla to pieces

  • @vaethia8908
    @vaethia8908 Рік тому +10

    I am in so much love with these videos. The fish guys combined with the text to speech is charming and silly. :3

  • @lucdhecc9398
    @lucdhecc9398 Рік тому +8

    I cannot stand winter because I get BAD seasonal depression, and being cold physically hurts me. In summer, at most I’m just uncomfortably sweaty

  • @Scoobydoo-tu4hd
    @Scoobydoo-tu4hd Рік тому +10

    My counter to winter is that due to lack of moisture in the air my eczema flares up and my skin starts peeling/bleeding. Only reason I like summer more

  • @RGMS_
    @RGMS_ Рік тому +7

    2:55 i was the same, i had a really crap job that would get much more demanding around holidays and i hated every single one of them, now that i have a great job that allows me to enjoy these holidays i absolutelly love them, specially christmas, i forgot how great that time of the year was and when i felt it again it was amazing

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste Рік тому +22

    *CHRBRG* makes an adorable grandma!

  • @AzuleaFlair
    @AzuleaFlair Рік тому +2

    The summer side on the first argument got me mad. There were so many things people could've said.
    The AC exists for a reason, plus you can just go in the pool or grab ice-cream or something
    Water parks and amusement parks/theme parks
    Beaches
    Surfing
    Swimming
    Your/others birthday (if you have it in the summer)
    SUMMER BREAK FOR SCHOOL
    Gardening
    Hiking
    S'mores?
    Picnics
    Sandcastles
    Camping
    Sidewalk chalk
    Water balloon fight
    Firefly catching
    Kayak
    Canoe
    Paddleboarding
    Swingsets
    Outdoor concerts
    Parades
    Slip-N-Slides
    Road trip
    Hot air balloon
    Sprinklers
    Fly a kite
    And many more

  • @jackmiller9539
    @jackmiller9539 Рік тому +16

    LMAO I love how they finally realise towards the end of the bear/gorrila argument that a bear mauls a gorrila

  • @RatTimes12
    @RatTimes12 Рік тому +1

    Summer clears for sure. Heat can be uncomfortable but being cold actually hurts a lot, and shivering drains you of energy so quickly.

  • @ReiAkaris
    @ReiAkaris Рік тому +17

    As a Southeast Asian that lives in eternal Summer...
    *Winter sounds like a dream to escape this hot and humid hellhole.*

    • @ember2933
      @ember2933 Рік тому +6

      Feel you, buddy.
      Us folks literally only have two seasons:
      Fire and Water.
      Not Summer, Winter, Autumn or Fall, just those two.
      You're either cooking eggs on the pavement or seeing your house get flooded because you live just a little too close to the ocean.

    • @declaringpond2276
      @declaringpond2276 11 місяців тому

      As someone who lives in perpetual summer basically, no you do not want winter. If you think 60f is cold, wait until you get to freezing temperatures

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 11 місяців тому

      ​@@declaringpond2276I'd like some freezing temperatures mm mmmm

  • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132

    7:04 hello, I'm here on the behalf of the summer team, not only can you easily do all of the actions being described I this argument even better without a bulky coat, summer means you can enjoy more water based activities, enjoy wearing more fashionable clothing, and see the great amount of wildlife that frolics under the beautiful blue sky. Not to mention how the youth can take a break from their normally monotonous educational experience, and enjoy their childhood.

  • @grantarmstrong2968
    @grantarmstrong2968 Рік тому +9

    Summer versus winter kinda just depends on where in the world you live. Even just in america places such as North Dakota, Mississippi, New York, and Alaska can be unbearable if you go during at the wrong time of year (New York is bad mainly because of the holidays and everywhere else in New York is freezing)

    • @Brendedn
      @Brendedn Рік тому

      I've wakeboarded dressed as Santa on Christmas Eve where I live. Summer is miserable here.

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs Рік тому +3

      Where I live summer is a perfect breezy warmth and winter is icy wind and constant rain. I pray for summer during the winter, seeing so many people vote for winter seems insane to me

    • @duckzilla7777
      @duckzilla7777 Рік тому +1

      @@tmsplltrs Summer here isnt hell bruh where the hell are people living. Summer here is just warm, open the windows and a fan is enough. While winter might be expensive too

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs Рік тому

      @@duckzilla7777 You're talking to me? Either way, what even is 'here'? I'm sure summer is hell in some places

    • @dolphin5177
      @dolphin5177 Рік тому

      ​@tmsplltrs yeah I can't stand summer in cali I moved a little more east but summer is still 90 degrees

  • @LiminalDiver
    @LiminalDiver Рік тому +5

    Now this is THE content we've always been waiting for. These videos give me life man

  • @PaleoPalico
    @PaleoPalico Рік тому +14

    Im glad that charborg is a winter enjoyer

  • @nathanpfirman625
    @nathanpfirman625 Рік тому +1

    Fun Fact: Bites and scratches are known for being the best damaging method of killing a creature like an ape. Since all it takes is a single bleeding wound and they can easily die. While a punch would just leave a mark.

  • @xess4168
    @xess4168 Рік тому +3

    "What are you going to do when it is so miserably hot?"
    Sweat, unless you are not human. You are human aren't you Charborg?

  • @CutestDemon
    @CutestDemon 8 місяців тому +2

    "Gorrilas are... BIG guys!"
    Bears: 2x-4x bigger

  • @emitenleo
    @emitenleo Рік тому +6

    my entire world view is shattered after learning that a bear could whoop a gorilla

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Рік тому +2

    I used to like summer before it became hot enough to never stop sweating while outside. The way nature shines in summer is nice, but now not even insects want to be out in the sun, it's horribly affecting pollination of plants
    I envy people who are always cold for some reason. One of them used to be my personal living icicle, it's interesting how that's possible without severe health issues

  • @cjsnuggs
    @cjsnuggs Рік тому +18

    me when im in a coolest person ever competition and my opponent is charborg

  • @SlewedBoot25934
    @SlewedBoot25934 Рік тому +2

    The Gorilla could just say "Okay!" and the Bear would shatter into pieces as he cannot speak as good as the Gorilla or form coherent sentences to begin with, and can only say shit like "Guh-huh." or "Doooh!".

    • @Cabuws
      @Cabuws Рік тому

      The gorilla wouldn't talk cause its shy

    • @SlewedBoot25934
      @SlewedBoot25934 Рік тому

      @@Cabuws the person who said that had a typo he meant to say bear

  • @mendezh2276
    @mendezh2276 Рік тому +4

    Wtf is a dark bear?!???😂😂 that had me rolling man🤣 I'm trying to eat here😭

  • @superfastpanda12345
    @superfastpanda12345 Рік тому +1

    Team winter. One of my fondest memories is waking up night of Christmas eve and it was a bad snow storm all day. But at night it was a heavy slow snow fall. Warm vent below me and cold as ice window with lights in front of me and a sea of untouched snow. Magical memory

  • @TheArt3mis
    @TheArt3mis Рік тому +6

    best argument for winter vs summer. in winter if you too cold you can always put on more clothes but in the summer you can only take so many off before it becomes illegal.

    • @duckzilla7777
      @duckzilla7777 Рік тому +1

      Maybe it depends on person. I like hot weather. When people say its too hot its just ok for me

  • @buildermonkey2229
    @buildermonkey2229 5 місяців тому

    In summer you can go biking, you can go run, swim, and some people like me just love the sunlight. Winter is just slow in general and almost always has grey skies which does not help my mental health.

  • @otdg6787
    @otdg6787 Рік тому +10

    Im happy his higness came to his senses with the polar bear being the absolute victor

  • @flatrising9212
    @flatrising9212 Рік тому +1

    PLEASE continue to do more of this series, I love it so much

  • @boingo3275
    @boingo3275 Рік тому +12

    Winter fans when the snow that's bringing an amazing childlike sense of wonder and nostalgia blocks all the roads and nobody can get to work on time

  • @Gunkerjunk
    @Gunkerjunk Рік тому +1

    i absolutely fall apart in the heat. sweating, stressed, just generally unhappy. winter for life

  • @WelcomeHome0v0
    @WelcomeHome0v0 8 місяців тому +3

    I showed my autistic bear nerd wife the bear vs gorilla debate and we both couldn’t even finish because it was the simplest answer! Of course a bear is gonna win! Gorillas are naturally pacifist and would 100% be timid and shy away from the bear! Also a bears bite force is so strong it can crack a bowling ball! Like dude what fan fic are you writing where you think a gorilla would stand any chance??? Signed- someone who actually knows animals and their autistic wife with a 15 year long bear obsession.

  • @alexs.7956
    @alexs.7956 Рік тому +2

    Chat typing in reverse is just so wholesome lmao

  • @IchNachtLiebe
    @IchNachtLiebe Рік тому +7

    I'm not a huge gamer watcher. I do watch gamers sometimes. But this series is pretty sweet. A fresh breath of air for a gamer channel.
    I don't remember why I subscribed originally but this series in the courtroom kept me watching.

  • @MW-qt9ts
    @MW-qt9ts Рік тому +1

    Polar Bears are intense. Parts of the world where polar bears are common, it is illegal to /NOT/ have a firearm on you or among a group for the purposes of safety.

  • @RT-qd8yl
    @RT-qd8yl Рік тому +2

    The summer camp argument was really wholesome 🙂

  • @connor3284
    @connor3284 Рік тому +1

    A gorilla would probably beat a black bear or panda bear or sloth bear, but a brown bear or polar bear would tear a gorilla apart. Just the weight and strength difference alone would give them a huge advantage.

  • @Zand0r
    @Zand0r Рік тому +5

    I cant belive hes making my opinion of winter look bad by not knowing bears are huge

  • @the_hecaton
    @the_hecaton Рік тому +2

    I'm with winter, you can always add clothes but with summer the limit is your skin, if you remove that last barrier, ironically, you could die by hypothermia

  • @chillman3188
    @chillman3188 Рік тому +6

    In defense of summer, without it we would have no pheinius and herd 😢

    • @Zacmate
      @Zacmate Рік тому +4

      As a winter enjoyer, you do raise a good point

  • @tovact
    @tovact 11 місяців тому +2

    I have a worse problem warming up in the winter than cooling off in the summer

  • @chiptuni
    @chiptuni Рік тому +18

    Almost every single aspect of summer is present in spring. Summer is just an exaggeration of spring

    • @marialaelyn1586
      @marialaelyn1586 Рік тому +4

      That's not the question though

    • @infinitewisdom8400
      @infinitewisdom8400 Рік тому +1

      I would personally say the same thing of Fall/Autumn compared to Winter.

    • @chiptuni
      @chiptuni Рік тому

      @infinitewisdom8400 well fall and winter are far more different from each other to make the distinction matter. Winter is at least unique while summer is already outclassed

    • @st8lion
      @st8lion Рік тому +1

      @@chiptuni snow sucks unless you are rich

    • @komos3719
      @komos3719 Рік тому

      Spring is infinitely worse. Increased humidity and more bugs.
      No shot

  • @anenthusiast6942
    @anenthusiast6942 Рік тому

    here in australia on the coast, winters are just miserable, no snow, but if you go to the beach your extremities begin to suffer from frostbite.
    on the other hand, while summer is hot and everybody inland is usually incinerated by a bushfire, you can actually do stuff like swimming at the beach and y'know, not have to wear a jumper
    also our christmas is in summer

  • @zacharysnyder2520
    @zacharysnyder2520 Рік тому +15

    The bear vs gorilla fight would be under a minute bear victory.

  • @FaeraOthronus
    @FaeraOthronus Рік тому

    My theory about summer lovers is that they live in a place where it isn't humid, because if you go somewhere that's hot and humid it's literally impossible to cool off without going into a building or car with AC.

    • @trueblueflare
      @trueblueflare Рік тому +1

      As a winter lover, no dry heat sucks as well

  • @Awoonaa
    @Awoonaa Рік тому +6

    why summer is superior:
    no bad roads, no chance of ice storms that knock out infrastructures, no ice to fall on. no seasonal depression

    • @wesleyward5901
      @wesleyward5901 Рік тому +2

      Summer does nothing but give seasonal depression. Too much heat ruins your mood far more than too much cold.

  • @R1ngYiSang
    @R1ngYiSang 10 місяців тому +1

    TBH I like summer more cause heat is uncomfortable but the cold is painful and it always finds a way in your clothes. Not only that but the cold has a way higher chance to make you sick. Also I'm half Japanese so I'm way more used to really humid and hot places.

  • @mojomitts
    @mojomitts Рік тому +9

    “How the hell do you cool off in Summer?”
    “just don’t move very much”
    It’s funny, but I take this advice to heart when it comes to anything outside during the heat.

  • @MarciandCo
    @MarciandCo Рік тому

    I have no idea where I first heard this, but there's a helpful phrase when you encounter a bear.
    "If it's brown lay down(play dead), if it's black fight back, and if it's white, you're dead."

  • @SomeRandomVergilFanboy
    @SomeRandomVergilFanboy Рік тому +3

    That first one would have been an easy yes if it was Australian summer and winter

  • @suffocatingsquid
    @suffocatingsquid Рік тому +1

    I LOVE these courtroom videos, theyre so funny, please keep making them!!

  • @Howtoeatrocks
    @Howtoeatrocks Рік тому +14

    I'm team winter but shocked at how food availability wasn't mentioned. Best foods are summer exclusive. Like mango

    • @a.persson5728
      @a.persson5728 Рік тому +1

      Plus ice cream doesn't hit the same in the winter. (Also team winter here)

    • @Tarragon_Gamer
      @Tarragon_Gamer Рік тому

      ​@@a.persson5728is ice cream better when it is melting in your hand because of the heat

  • @Universal0Life
    @Universal0Life Рік тому +1

    It’s obvious no one in that twitch chat been to the islands during summer. Laying on a field while the suns heat is coming down, thinking your gonna get cooked then a great breeze passes by. Canceling out of heat you have feeling just right, sometime the breeze makes you colder than you would think just for the sun to have your back so you don’t completely freeze.

  • @mephilesfan
    @mephilesfan Рік тому +9

    these courtroom streams are some of his best fr

  • @DynamicBread
    @DynamicBread Рік тому

    “They both- they both banged at the same- look at this” ah a new clip to add to the collection 15:00

  • @tovarischshashlikov
    @tovarischshashlikov Рік тому +46

    alright, let's argue about something

    • @Chinchilla68
      @Chinchilla68 Рік тому +11

      Which is better rabbit or chinchilla?

    • @rexthereptile2492
      @rexthereptile2492 Рік тому +19

      @@Chinchilla68chinchillas got the cooler name

    • @Eros.n.pippins
      @Eros.n.pippins Рік тому +12

      ​@@Chinchilla68rabbit. more colours

    • @JanathanTran
      @JanathanTran Рік тому +1

      Chicken or burger

    • @franz643
      @franz643 Рік тому +12

      @@JanathanTran chicken can be borger too so chicken is best of both tbh

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme Рік тому +2

    Gotta say, the videos where chat can speak are the absolute best!

  • @endercat3344
    @endercat3344 Рік тому +8

    Winter sucks because the bugs, isopods, spiders, all those cuties die and I have to wait MONTHHS until the joy ad life comes back :(

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo Рік тому

      What the fuck

    • @superdean9966
      @superdean9966 Рік тому +3

      Another intellectual!
      At least I know that there are some people in this comment section that can think.

  • @Vesdus
    @Vesdus Рік тому +1

    "Those days where it snows 6 inches and you have to scrape your windshield and heat up your car in the morning"
    Oh, you sweet innocent Americans.

  • @Slurpgerk
    @Slurpgerk Рік тому +15

    The feeling of sunlight on my skin is incomparable to anything else on this planet. Summer 100% all the way

    • @Brendedn
      @Brendedn Рік тому

      Just move out of the arctic circle.

    • @carcotasu081
      @carcotasu081 Рік тому

      You appreciate sunlight more on a sunny day during winter

    • @Slurpgerk
      @Slurpgerk Рік тому +2

      @@Brendedn i live in PA

    • @aaa5126
      @aaa5126 Рік тому

      Not if you like wearing black clothes, it starts to burn quick

  • @user-yw5dm4hd8k
    @user-yw5dm4hd8k Рік тому +1

    It’s a wash for gorillas in every stat but reach and strength. A gorilla has a stronger bite force at 1300 psi but it doesn’t matter as a grizzly is only 50 psi less and has a much more lethal bite. A gorilla is poorly adapted to land and has poor mobility compared to how shockingly fast bears are. A gorilla has nails that may scratch skin and cause bleeding but very little more, while a bear has claws that can cut into organs. A gorilla will have to play out of the bears reach in order to win but due to the speed of the bear that is near impossible. It is not impossible for the bear to lose this fight but the changes are slim to none

  • @enderking8851
    @enderking8851 Рік тому +3

    I bet that a good percentage of the summer haters can’t swim

  • @nojo2410
    @nojo2410 Рік тому +1

    Polar bear wins hands down. 20 claws all like 4 inches long. It’s faster, can be almost twice as tall on hind legs, weighs almost double as well and is a much more aggressive animal.

  • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132

    11:30 hi, I'm here for team gorilla, since the gorilla's are a members of the primate group, they can have much more complex thoughts that could easily find ways to overpower most species of bears, such as using their powerful grip to pin theit opponent down or even maul them with their superior forearm strength. Not to mention their sharp canines that can easily bite into the fleash of a creature

    • @kidneythief9633
      @kidneythief9633 Рік тому +2

      so how can a gorilla beat a bear but not a leopard which win 9/10 and the 1 time they don’t it’s a draw now if it loses to the tiny one how can it beat something 2x is size with better armour and weapons and is faster

    • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
      @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 Рік тому +2

      @@kidneythief9633 a leopard is more agile and can easily sneak up on a gorilla. Rather then a bear, who uses purely its size and basic speed to hunt.

    • @kidneythief9633
      @kidneythief9633 Рік тому +2

      @@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 ok so even in actual fights between the leopard and a gorilla the gorilla loses because it has very thin skin so claws and bites easily cut into it unlike a bear which has very thick and loose skin that protects it from the gorillas main tool it’s bite so realistically what would happen in a bear would swing it’s giant paws with giant claws and gut the gorilla where it stands

    • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
      @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 Рік тому +1

      @@kidneythief9633 Although you raise a good point, let us analyze our opponents deeper. The average height of a silverback mountain gorilla is roughly 6 feet. And the average non-standing size of the grizzly bear is 3.5 feet, and it can stand at 8 feet. Although the bear can easily use its claws and standing height for intimidation, the silverback can easily use it's over large mass to charge the bear and bite into it. Not to mention how the silverback itself can also intimidate by standing and making loud noises.

  • @markjrcolin1210
    @markjrcolin1210 Рік тому

    I used to love summer. Then the average temp climbed from around 35°C max, to 45°C max (with 40 being a rather average day of summer these days).
    I know that’s probably not as hot as many parts of the states these days, but the climb in temp is still insane.

  • @iansahleen1173
    @iansahleen1173 Рік тому +3

    People who like Winter more than Summer have never lived through a 4 foot blizzard

    • @Ohokk0
      @Ohokk0 Рік тому +4

      people who like summer more than winter have never lived through a 120 degree summer

    • @iansahleen1173
      @iansahleen1173 Рік тому +1

      @@Ohokk0 here in Utah we have both

    • @bredcubed1161
      @bredcubed1161 Рік тому +1

      Living in a place where we got 107 in the summer and -30 in the winter, the cold is FAAAR better. Just 2 layers and you are fine, and with super hot temps it feels like you live inside a microwave.

  • @CutestDemon
    @CutestDemon 8 місяців тому +1

    Charborg lore: Christmas is a single cranberry

  • @excalibur1232
    @excalibur1232 Рік тому +4

    I only like summer because my birthday is in summer

  • @Zouna92
    @Zouna92 Рік тому +2

    This shows again that roughly 20% of people think they could beat a bear in a fight...

  • @000claw
    @000claw Рік тому +3

    "What would a bear even do against something with thumbs" Clearly someone has never heard of bears mauling humans to death

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Рік тому

    4:50 I haven’t worn a jacket or coat during winter for years, and I’m fine, oh and maybe immune to sickness (mostly).

  • @yurr7408
    @yurr7408 Рік тому +3

    Bears are op, bears would win ez

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 Рік тому

    15:58 "Is Google listening to me" yes. There is no joke here, Google listens whenever it can like some kind of corporate [heyy maybe one day I'll come back and edit this with the name of the person I'm trying to think of]