Why ramen is so valuable in prison

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  • Instant ramen noodles have become like cash among inmates in the US.
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    Cash is illegal in prisons. And that means everything from tuna to stamps to cigarettes have their own unique value in a trade and barter market.
    But ramen has quickly taken over as the most in demand products the prison system offers.
    Watch this video to see how ramen took over prison economies and why it’s the default item for trade among inmates.
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  • @Vox
    @Vox  5 років тому +3483

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    • @rpk675
      @rpk675 5 років тому +7

      Hm

    • @Vernardo
      @Vernardo 5 років тому +2

      Won't joined here unless if there was VOX Video Lab outside United States!

    • @iwansays
      @iwansays 5 років тому +2

      Sponsored by NISSIN.

    • @hussplayz4002
      @hussplayz4002 5 років тому +1

      I'm the 500th like thank me later

    • @mrrooster397
      @mrrooster397 5 років тому +3

      Man would it be nice if they had the after prison show

  • @poouvfe7439
    @poouvfe7439 4 роки тому +23176

    "Inmates aren't just using ramen as cash, their eating it"
    *Suprised pikachu face*

    • @shadowios7033
      @shadowios7033 4 роки тому +446

      Noodles Nummy *they’re. “Their”, is possession bro I mean come on.

    • @Lemonsrt
      @Lemonsrt 4 роки тому +76

      That’s just paying for food with less steps!

    • @xanhede5657
      @xanhede5657 4 роки тому +132

      They're eating it!? No way!! xD

    • @nomoresmores
      @nomoresmores 4 роки тому +53

      it's they're not "their", they're means they are

    • @mamothgaming
      @mamothgaming 4 роки тому +5

      Johann Alyosha Van Tassel impossible

  • @totallynotarobot9622
    @totallynotarobot9622 5 років тому +30358

    *Gets stabbed*
    Me:why did you stab me?
    Guy:you had a 10 ramen bounty

  • @thatyellowmenace9324
    @thatyellowmenace9324 3 роки тому +5694

    "Ramen is like cash in America prison"
    Me: *looks at my kitchen cabinets* I'm a billionaire

    • @eclipsey3389
      @eclipsey3389 3 роки тому +36

      Ikr

    • @ginsederp
      @ginsederp 3 роки тому +152

      You're a ramenaire

    • @freya-louise6669
      @freya-louise6669 3 роки тому +68

      I’m locking my ramen cupboard incase someone breaks in now as its so valuable

    • @_papercrane
      @_papercrane 3 роки тому +29

      i guess i’m broke, i only have 4 measly ramen packs 😔

    • @yeaididdat666
      @yeaididdat666 3 роки тому +12

      *Me, a European*
      Guess I’m boutta be evicted

  • @b1bsquid
    @b1bsquid 3 роки тому +695

    Me: i need to go to bed
    Vox: *Why ramen is so valuable in prison*
    Me: i have to know

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 2 роки тому +31

      _I don't need sleep, I need answers_

    • @marka2831
      @marka2831 2 роки тому +4

      Cause it's $1 a bag lol

    • @joelwillems4081
      @joelwillems4081 3 місяці тому

      @@marka2831 Really? On the outside it's 3 for a dollar. Even now in 2024 with Biden's economy.

  • @user-fm2pm1hd1d
    @user-fm2pm1hd1d 5 років тому +14793

    Obviously, to fix the sink.

    • @mikep3180
      @mikep3180 5 років тому +288

      You saw that video too eh

    • @ashtonh5423
      @ashtonh5423 5 років тому +32

      Hahaa

    • @littlemarge5901
      @littlemarge5901 5 років тому +21

      Haha instagram

    • @Abonanno24601
      @Abonanno24601 5 років тому +38

      Haha. I see what you did there. I've seen those fix it videos too. Hehehe

    • @whatuser9802
      @whatuser9802 5 років тому +16

      Mmmmmmm ramen sink soup

  • @doc.l
    @doc.l 4 роки тому +9366

    2:00 “your ramen could sell for $2-3 dollars believe it or not”
    College convenience stores: *nervous laughter*

    • @veorangejuice733
      @veorangejuice733 4 роки тому +88

      I thought he said 250 dollars

    • @LEFT4BASS
      @LEFT4BASS 4 роки тому +403

      Rule 1 of college: Never buy anything g from the college that could be bought from a 3rd source.

    • @doc.l
      @doc.l 4 роки тому +161

      LEFT4BASS facts I tried to buy a box of Reese’s a while back and they tried to charge me $7 😭😭 dipped out of there right quick

    • @benlex5672
      @benlex5672 4 роки тому +48

      @@LEFT4BASS It's 2020 everyone should have access to amazon if you are too lazy to walk a mile to a local supermarket. This goes to every single college.

    • @im-a-pickle
      @im-a-pickle 4 роки тому +127

      林鼎鈞 Amazon won’t help you if you want a quick snack at 1am (yet).

  • @ode8119
    @ode8119 3 роки тому +650

    that one brooklyn 99 episode makes so much more sense now lol

    • @nulnoh219
      @nulnoh219 3 роки тому +66

      Street flavor. Picanto Beef.

    • @bertil1587
      @bertil1587 3 роки тому +8

      The fisrt thing i thought

    • @AwesomeTheAsim
      @AwesomeTheAsim 3 роки тому +23

      I thought it was a joke lol. They actually use ramen

    • @komoukeito7640
      @komoukeito7640 3 роки тому +13

      BEEF BABY!

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 2 роки тому +6

      Also it's heaven when you sprinkle the uncooked part on top of it

  • @johnbeatty5077
    @johnbeatty5077 3 роки тому +1221

    I've been out of prison for many years and still suffer from awful food anxiety. Spending every day feeling like I was starving was beyond anything I can describe. I still must have food on every floor at my house and I often get anxiety if I don't have immediate access to food. But at least our great nation protects us against cruel punishment.

    • @bohanxu6125
      @bohanxu6125 3 роки тому +16

      how do you buy food in prison? do you use the money that you earned during prison labor? if that's the case, the prison is kinda training people to earn their own money and buy food with it. If so, it seems like a good idea to me.

    • @revengeofbanana
      @revengeofbanana 2 роки тому +31

      @@marleyebanks328 Yes, personally I think we can skip the starving inmates to death part and just execute everyone who commits a crime. Much faster.

    • @joanlif2765
      @joanlif2765 2 роки тому +30

      @@marleyebanks328 you seem fun at parties

    • @leviathants7842
      @leviathants7842 2 роки тому +74

      @@revengeofbanana Little 5 year old Timmy stole a toy from the store.. may he rest in peace.. but at least justice was served

    • @johnthomas1940
      @johnthomas1940 2 роки тому +99

      @@bohanxu6125 your family has to put money on your books in order to buy anything. The prisoners are hardly paid anything, 20~ cents a day tops, and with the commissary items being up charged they are very expensive. You cant afford commissary solely from working for the prison lol, it's not teaching them anything and the skills they gain inside are usually skills that they can't apply to real life due to their criminal status barring them from such things as being a fire man etc

  • @allthingsfascinating
    @allthingsfascinating 5 років тому +31750

    Well the richest person in Jail must be called Top Ramen. 😂😂

    • @goyasolidar
      @goyasolidar 5 років тому +2393

      "The Big Noodle"

    • @dieptattho2337
      @dieptattho2337 5 років тому +200

      *Cough* Naruto Uzumaki *cough*

    • @racingsponga
      @racingsponga 5 років тому +89

      all things fascinating nope, he is called “The Store”

    • @racingsponga
      @racingsponga 5 років тому +59

      Anthony Foster take your “L” while you take the “D” in prison. Sorry Looser, not all of us aspire to end up in prison you bad hombre

    • @naomiw39
      @naomiw39 5 років тому +8

      Lmao!!

  • @Faysus
    @Faysus 4 роки тому +3165

    Prisons: 2 Ramen for a coat
    Villagers: 16 Emeralds for 1 paperclip

  • @packosand3287
    @packosand3287 2 роки тому +101

    this reminds me of a story where a kid accidentally built a coca cola mafia in school who then spread over other schools then eventually fell down but it was still a very huge cola mafia

  • @imthewarriorchief
    @imthewarriorchief Рік тому +44

    I remember I was having a bad day in jail, I was isolated on my bed for awhile and my cell mate made me a ramen spread with other things in it and it was very fulfilling and it made me happy.

    • @as.haribo752
      @as.haribo752 2 місяці тому

      Yeah i bet it was very filling 😉

  • @delkor3003
    @delkor3003 5 років тому +2580

    Prison: you can't have money
    Prisoner: hold my ramen

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner 5 років тому +65

      Prisoner: Actually let me get that back

    • @cryptic9235
      @cryptic9235 4 роки тому +2

      1k likes
      2 replies

    • @jediknight73
      @jediknight73 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my god that made me laugh loud enough at work manager came over lol

    • @whip5609
      @whip5609 4 роки тому +1

      just got the 2,00th like, ok, ok

  • @endlessdrive8421
    @endlessdrive8421 4 роки тому +7712

    "The world is peaceful only when everyone has enough to eat" - Momofuku Ando (founder of Instant Ramen)

  • @mabeltorres8069
    @mabeltorres8069 3 роки тому +71

    2:11 I like how it says “black market cost” even though they’re just trading a sweatshirt for 2 packs of ramen

    • @supersaiyaman11589
      @supersaiyaman11589 3 роки тому +3

      a sweater that cost more than 2 packs of Raman that is black market too me

    • @LaVitaNouva
      @LaVitaNouva 2 роки тому +14

      Imagine Hollywood movie scene, in prison, dark atmosphere, menacing music, 2 scary looking dudes exchanging sweatshirt and 2 packs of ramen.

    • @sboinkthelegday3892
      @sboinkthelegday3892 2 роки тому

      IRS seethed, by Ayn Rand

  • @ExtremeForever
    @ExtremeForever Рік тому +22

    I've seen inmates so creative with Ramen that it seems valuable. You can use it to make burritos, tacos, soups, pizzas, alternative to rice, and other side dish. Almost nobody eat it plain unless that inmate is fresh to jail or prison. Once you know what to do with it, it truly is amazing.

  • @bravestant3921
    @bravestant3921 4 роки тому +7657

    I love how he literally just wrote a book about ramen

    • @doxed64
      @doxed64 4 роки тому +177

      and more importantly "prison ramen"

    • @ratsmacker693
      @ratsmacker693 4 роки тому +6

      Very yes

    • @cliffonator1111
      @cliffonator1111 4 роки тому +38

      The only way to write a book is to literally do it.

    • @doxed64
      @doxed64 4 роки тому +3

      @@cliffonator1111 i love you... imma write a book now

    • @deniboeva4066
      @deniboeva4066 4 роки тому +8

      he is helping college students

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 4 роки тому +8752

    College kids and prisoners are very similar.
    Both are held in a system in which they have to try their best to be the top.
    The system they are held in is a business meant to make money.
    They are in debt or have little to no money when they get out of their system.
    And most importantly
    They eat a lot of ramen.

  • @susinator
    @susinator 3 роки тому +111

    Yup. I spent 10 months behind bars a long time ago. Ramen packets were $.99 each, and you could only buy a max of 10 at a time, and keep up to 15 in your property. It truly was the currency of everything. I had a cellmate who constantly played poker, and they would use soups and shots of coffee as betting chips.
    When I got moved to ultra minimum security (which has cells with up to 8 inmates at a time), we would make one huge spread consisting primarily of:
    Soups, bags of chips, refried beans, squeeze cheese. Then anyone would add what they wanted on theirs.
    It was a moment of comradeship, when we shared, ate, joked, and laughed.

    • @ZaHandle
      @ZaHandle 2 роки тому +10

      >ultra minimum security
      might’ve as well just release them at this point

    • @IDontLikeHandIes
      @IDontLikeHandIes 2 роки тому +10

      "ultra minimum security" thats just like an average school 💀

  • @zekebass458
    @zekebass458 2 роки тому +27

    This proves my point that school is just prison but rebranded.

  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow 5 років тому +7622

    I can vouch and say Ramen and Stamps are definitely the main currencies in prison! I've sold a few prison meals in my day! 🍜

    • @m4rkcarey_pdf
      @m4rkcarey_pdf 5 років тому +176

      yo your channel is so good

    • @matlakalshammry3108
      @matlakalshammry3108 5 років тому +7

      كده
      رف

    • @prettygirlscri
      @prettygirlscri 5 років тому +173

      AfterPrisonShow instantly thought of you when I saw this video haha 😆 my boyfriends obsessed with your videos

    • @fran2911
      @fran2911 5 років тому +12

      Hi Joe!!

    • @wholemilk9701
      @wholemilk9701 5 років тому +19

      Oh damn, its Joe

  • @clover-il7tf
    @clover-il7tf 4 роки тому +6177

    “Prisoners are not only using ramen as cash, they’re also _eating_ it!”
    Me: *_gasp_*

    • @iateuranium-235forbreakfas7
      @iateuranium-235forbreakfas7 4 роки тому +11

      Sam1370 what do u mean, just look at your pfp

    • @crushed3815
      @crushed3815 4 роки тому +19

      Wow, I didn’t know they were eating ramen!

    • @samedwards3285
      @samedwards3285 4 роки тому +1

      @@whenyournameisduoduos1282 *_elaborate_*

    • @RinRan1
      @RinRan1 4 роки тому +12

      wow i didn’t know you could *eat* ramen! What a discovery.

    • @kfcchicken6438
      @kfcchicken6438 4 роки тому

      It would be better if it was *le gasp*

  • @milkshakedraws6944
    @milkshakedraws6944 2 роки тому +19

    If I ever go to prison, I’m gonna make sure I let my family know to bring me ramen as a gift whenever they can.

    • @ibrake4rappers
      @ibrake4rappers Рік тому

      they cant. you have to order it from commissary menu.

  • @susinator
    @susinator 3 роки тому +15

    In regard to jail food, they were only required to give you the daily minimum per day. So what you ordered in your commissary truly was the thing that supplemented the jail diet.

    • @mikelisteral7863
      @mikelisteral7863 Рік тому +2

      ill give you 5 ramen if you spilt shot callers wig

    • @susinator
      @susinator Рік тому +2

      @@mikelisteral7863 I'm sorry, I don't get what you're saying.

  • @eeveeaaa4177
    @eeveeaaa4177 5 років тому +2624

    Prisons: *59 cents per meal = inedible*
    Public US Schools: *It's showtime*

    • @elenagarcia4381
      @elenagarcia4381 5 років тому +24

      Facts

    • @catinthehat906
      @catinthehat906 5 років тому +107

      When I was in a large catholic boarding school in Sydney in the 1970's we were fed by the same catering company that supplied Paramatta jail - but the food we had was a lower grade than the prisoners.

    • @alejandroojeda1572
      @alejandroojeda1572 5 років тому +20

      Not only in the US, I think that's universal.
      In my country they once put a prison to rent as an experiment and people literally fought to get it...

    • @TT-dw2tp
      @TT-dw2tp 5 років тому +11

      So glad to live in Germany.

    • @laggingjaeger1148
      @laggingjaeger1148 5 років тому +24

      In my country schools don't bother feeding you starting with middle school and above. If you wanna eat, you gotta go to the small cafeteria where you could buy 23 different types of dough with seasonings. Dough with jam, dough with sugar, dough with dough etc etc.

  • @Brian-zc7nl
    @Brian-zc7nl 5 років тому +3400

    So can I destroy a prison economy by giving an inmate $30 worth of ramen?

    • @bbbbende
      @bbbbende 5 років тому +275

      Yes

    • @thebigpaff
      @thebigpaff 5 років тому +255

      Even 15$ lol

    • @louisvalbo1884
      @louisvalbo1884 5 років тому +163

      humon
      Bro i thought you were me lol

    • @bbbbende
      @bbbbende 5 років тому +78

      @@louisvalbo1884 Oof

    • @FahaadS
      @FahaadS 5 років тому +8

      @@louisvalbo1884 lmao

  • @stonerhino83
    @stonerhino83 3 роки тому +13

    The best job you can get in prison pays 15 cents an hour. Some pay even less.
    Most people watching this think that 60 cents is cheap, not realizing that it takes at least 4 hours of work to earn that much.

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 2 роки тому

      Slavery

    • @someidiot420
      @someidiot420 2 роки тому

      yall might wanna take a look at that 13th amendment again. VERY interesting 👀

    • @Tata-iu3fy
      @Tata-iu3fy Рік тому +1

      I got paid $1.50 an hour, but I had a gate card and went around the state putting office cubicles together. They have better paying jobs than what you say.

  • @snypa-ck7hn
    @snypa-ck7hn 2 роки тому +5

    6 years out, funny how i miss our weekly meal combines. im sure i eat better now, but the group experience of combining bad food to make something great was so fun.

  • @viperneon
    @viperneon 4 роки тому +1343

    This is what TayK meant when he said “we gonna be eating good noodles everyday”

    • @rustya8459
      @rustya8459 4 роки тому +19

      HAHAHA underrated comment

    • @mhummy7920
      @mhummy7920 4 роки тому +1

      under rated

    • @aaronverico1396
      @aaronverico1396 4 роки тому +39

      So he knew 'The Race' was going to end eventually. That he was going to be caught and put in jail for a long time. And he was.

    • @sanyiaadventuresworld6172
      @sanyiaadventuresworld6172 4 роки тому

      _kidwithglasses 💀💀🤣🤣

    • @Soniccairo
      @Soniccairo 4 роки тому +4

      Except he doesn't say that

  • @xSynomical
    @xSynomical 5 років тому +3693

    Cop: ARE YOU HIDING DRUGS?!
    Prisoner: nah fam it’s chicken ramen want some

    • @fiisshuhooks3566
      @fiisshuhooks3566 5 років тому +1

      BFA Synomical 😂😂😂

    • @Quayyy463
      @Quayyy463 5 років тому +1

      BFA Synomical please stop copying me!!

    • @xSynomical
      @xSynomical 5 років тому +8

      Mr 33 lol I never copied u

    • @Jonas-xl4wg
      @Jonas-xl4wg 5 років тому +39

      @@xSynomical he probaly made the same coment with 3 likes so nobody saw it and is mad u got likes

    • @xSynomical
      @xSynomical 5 років тому +16

      I selled my wife for interned connecton well that’s his problem he probably didn’t like it

  • @aranelangel
    @aranelangel 3 роки тому +102

    "Turns out: Food isn't just about nutrition, it's also about security." Food has always and will always be the mainstay of security. And anyone who is learning that fact as an aside has never experienced poverty at any level.

    • @eddiecabrera7549
      @eddiecabrera7549 2 роки тому +1

      True that, if you can feed a group of people and keep them comfortable then you got all the power in the world

    • @paullucas3
      @paullucas3 Рік тому +2

      I’m 50 years old. I promise you my mom worked and scraped and did all she could, but we were hungry. I’ve spent my adult life making sure my kids never wanted for anything. Sometimes though, I wonder if that hunger, that fear, makes us more……

  • @Tammissa
    @Tammissa 2 роки тому +3

    He’s so right. My x boyfriend spent time in prison and he told me all about the ramen/food/toiletries system. I was blown away.

  • @Anni-kb5gj
    @Anni-kb5gj 5 років тому +1643

    Tbh ramen should be international currency

    • @Kaiyats
      @Kaiyats 5 років тому +1

      tess Bel Lmao no!!!

    • @izuhib1952
      @izuhib1952 5 років тому +8

      We are talking ...

    • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
      @xxP1ST0LER0xx 5 років тому +5

      Stick to bottle caps

    • @Avarice0918
      @Avarice0918 4 роки тому +2

      I still prefer bullets rather than caps

    • @noahsd
      @noahsd 4 роки тому

      Ok brands like Nissan and top ramen would be trillion-dollar businesses. Or trillion ramen businesses?

  • @ayana.ch.4756
    @ayana.ch.4756 5 років тому +3069

    Me: *gets 5 bags of ramen*
    Also me: oh i'm rich now, ok.

  • @gandalfgreyhame3425
    @gandalfgreyhame3425 Рік тому +7

    This whole ramen story is actually about cost shifting the cost of feeding inmates to the inmates themselves (and their families) as the prisons spend almost nothing to feed them to save money.

  • @rutgerhauser2377
    @rutgerhauser2377 3 роки тому +8

    3:30 let's be honest. Aramark gives tainted food to college students as well.

  • @jaksujschannel3214
    @jaksujschannel3214 5 років тому +2665

    Well at least if they break their sinks it can be fixed quickly

    • @saikikusuo3407
      @saikikusuo3407 5 років тому +23

      Wait omg did u see that video👌😂too

    • @brizzlintea346
      @brizzlintea346 5 років тому +4

      Mirnas channel hAHHAAAAA

    • @javonhayes1017
      @javonhayes1017 5 років тому +4

      That's what I was thinking of the whole time I watched the video lmao

    • @Eepareep
      @Eepareep 5 років тому +1

      OMG LOL YOU SAW THAT VIDEO TOOO!!!

    • @Findingbambi
      @Findingbambi 4 роки тому

      Someone explain, i dont get it

  • @larysa2stylin
    @larysa2stylin 4 роки тому +1788

    Prison: money is not allowed
    Prisoner: hold my ramen
    Same prisoner: ok give it back

    • @thatguy4363
      @thatguy4363 4 роки тому +6

      Did you really just copy and paste a popular 6 month old comment??? Even though you added a line doesn't mean your original. Shame

    • @larysa2stylin
      @larysa2stylin 4 роки тому +25

      @@thatguy4363 I didn't copy and paste and why are you so quick to judge.

    • @larysa2stylin
      @larysa2stylin 4 роки тому +20

      @@thatguy4363 besides who really cares, you're focusing on the vid not the comments

    • @four-x-trading5606
      @four-x-trading5606 4 роки тому +7

      Who cares it’s funny to those who haven’t heard

    • @unripetomato4312
      @unripetomato4312 4 роки тому +1

      Yah also that last line is hilarious

  • @wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687
    @wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687 Рік тому +5

    Just going to drop this here. I once served a few months and was Ramen rich. I knew a lot of origami and I knew how to make boxes out of commissary bags. I made so many boxes for Ramen I was like a bank. I never had to get a lot of money on my books because I always had Ramen to trade. I also re wrote letters for it.

  • @garcellonodello1461
    @garcellonodello1461 3 роки тому +2

    police: why do you have all these instant ramen in your coat
    me: to look rich in prison

  • @learningtoloverain
    @learningtoloverain 5 років тому +1514

    When my dad was writing to me from prison all of his letters were talking about his food cravings. Specifically onion rings. When he finally got out I met him at a park and he just started eating ramen straight out of the packet. Watching this video made me think about what he was doing when he was locked up. Occasionally he sent me letters with cool artwork of my name saying his “friend” drew it for me. I’m wondering if his “friend” did it out of the kindness of his heart, or for some ramen. 🤔

    • @AndroidsDontDance
      @AndroidsDontDance 5 років тому +211

      Honestly probably out of kindness. You have a lot of time in prison. He probably spoke of you which prompted people who were bored to draw pictures for you.

    • @halo289
      @halo289 5 років тому +10

      AndroidsDontDance can I get this version of ur comment in English please?

    • @thesultanofsmack5957
      @thesultanofsmack5957 5 років тому +115

      halo289 His comment made total sense to me.

    • @matthewjames206
      @matthewjames206 5 років тому +19

      That's a goddamn fantastic story.

    • @heyjustin9908
      @heyjustin9908 5 років тому

      @@halo289 me to.

  • @lburke2689
    @lburke2689 5 років тому +1677

    I can't believe I just watched a video about jail ramen.

    • @toxicaristotle3052
      @toxicaristotle3052 5 років тому +5

      "you're not a alone, no no no"

    • @incisive2641
      @incisive2641 5 років тому +5

      This is our lives now

    • @shampoovta
      @shampoovta 5 років тому +1

      there is a cookbook on this subject, didn't you know? Prison Ramen ua-cam.com/video/IA5z25bb4tk/v-deo.html. this is an old story, like 5 years old

    • @Alucard2091
      @Alucard2091 5 років тому +1

      Am just preparing myself for my Jail Time in the future

    • @SoCalFreelance
      @SoCalFreelance 5 років тому +1

      I can't believe there is a book about it 🙄

  • @michaelluciano7774
    @michaelluciano7774 2 роки тому +5

    I always keep a case or two of Romen noodles in my kitchen. Sometimes after paying all my bills and debts I'm left with zero dollars in my account. My safety net is my top Romen noodles, because I can eat for pennies on the dollar..

    • @Tata-iu3fy
      @Tata-iu3fy Рік тому +2

      Same, mostly for emergencies though. They have a long shelf life, and can feed my son and I for months if need be. The way things are going now, I should buy more.

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike 2 роки тому +4

    I never bought ramen when I was locked up, I would buy honey buns and trade for Ramen
    with the conversion rate (in CT at least) it was an instant come up, and even more so on weekends

  • @snotmikeuppuffedhe
    @snotmikeuppuffedhe 5 років тому +3252

    Tekashi 69 must be enjoying his ramen in prison right now

    • @broccodoggo8363
      @broccodoggo8363 5 років тому +113

      With his hair I think he is becoming a little better than ramen if you know what I mean

    • @kj7853
      @kj7853 5 років тому +41

      With tay k eatin good noodles

    • @ryanvercoe304
      @ryanvercoe304 5 років тому +3

      Bruhh that was fast..LOL...did you catch this doco earlier..and come back just to comment??

    • @sadiefleming4
      @sadiefleming4 5 років тому +2

      You did not just...😧

    • @theonetheonlyw5483
      @theonetheonlyw5483 5 років тому +31

      I don't think that's the kind of noodle he's enjoying

  • @ruinedyourjoke6267
    @ruinedyourjoke6267 5 років тому +2608

    ‘I need that drug now’
    ‘Ramen, chicken flavor only’
    ‘Please i only got veggie’
    ‘Add some extra spices and we got a deal’
    ‘I’m out of spices, please’
    ‘No spice,no drug’
    ‘I’ll add some extra veggies’
    ‘Show me the ramen’

  • @akoww1000
    @akoww1000 2 роки тому +6

    A prison in my state had to put in rules on how many items you can buy at one time and you may only have say 5 packs of ramen in your cell. If more than five are found the guards will take all of them. My little brother spent some time in there for DUI that caused damage. He was shocked at what people would do for ramen when they didn't have cash in their accounts. They also hand candy, crackers, and jerky. He was told that all prisons have different items in their jail stores. Also, the Ramon there cost like 1.50 and most thing cost more because it was a Prison for profit

  • @pinchpeak5203
    @pinchpeak5203 3 роки тому +27

    "Cash isn't allowed in prison"
    "You could sell your ramen for 2 to 3 dollars"
    Which one is it?

    • @Unknown-qx7dq
      @Unknown-qx7dq 3 роки тому

      Good catch lol

    • @Sixtybolts
      @Sixtybolts 3 роки тому +6

      I'm guessing he's using commissary prices as an exchange rate, i.e. ramen can get you $2-3 worth of something else.

    • @pinchpeak5203
      @pinchpeak5203 3 роки тому

      @@Sixtybolts commissary money isn't a physical form though, so how would you trade it?

    • @dref345
      @dref345 3 роки тому +1

      @@pinchpeak5203 It's $2-3 of food etc from the commissary... like a can of Coke.

  • @Newo1
    @Newo1 5 років тому +3680

    Imagine being allergic to gluten in prison...

    • @ofpine
      @ofpine 5 років тому +225

      @Andy The Wookie many people are intolerant

    • @neshmicc
      @neshmicc 5 років тому +155

      In Canadian prisons they have to accommodate for different diets(within reason of course). So kosher/halal, vegan/vegetarian, or allergies will get you a different meal.

    • @Newo1
      @Newo1 5 років тому +89

      @Alexander Heen I have celiac's but its much easier to tell people you are allergic (easier for waiters who may not know what celiac's is at restaurants and stuff). Good point.

    • @pedroandrepiccoli
      @pedroandrepiccoli 5 років тому +27

      @Alexander Heen You can be allergic, it is much rarer, but still possible. While I am celiac, my mother is allergic to gluten, the whole symptomatic and time of "effect", as well as the ways of detecting it are different. For example, both the enteroscopy and colonoscopy, as well as the blood tests showed that she was not celiac, but the less common test for gluten allergy was positive.

    • @gaurav.13
      @gaurav.13 5 років тому +7

      I guess if you told you are gluten intolerant in prison, you get beaten to death.

  • @williamgutshall2706
    @williamgutshall2706 4 роки тому +6099

    So a food designed to solve starvation is being used as a way to solve starvation.
    Makes sense.

  • @kaitlynyaa
    @kaitlynyaa 2 роки тому +6

    $1.77 a meal?
    dang that's more expensive than my school lunch
    luxury smh

  • @MilnaAlen
    @MilnaAlen 3 роки тому +3

    I was curious about Finland and apparently in at least one prison the most popular products are curd (kinda like a thick yogurt) and eggs, apparently to get protein for weightlifting. They also get 4 meals a day which cost more to make than school lunches (and have 2800 calories per day), so they seem to eat pretty well. Oh, and they apparently can buy cigarettes in the store, that was a surprise.

  • @jimoneprism
    @jimoneprism 5 років тому +2449

    You guys missed a big reason for Ramon being so useful in jail. The food has zero flavor so inmates put the Ramon seasoning on their food to make it edible

    • @VitaKet
      @VitaKet 5 років тому +183

      This guy knows.

    • @cbernier3
      @cbernier3 5 років тому +47

      Why can't they just sell them seasoning?

    • @ryat3856
      @ryat3856 5 років тому +9

      cbernier3 eat the noodles duh

    • @cbernier3
      @cbernier3 5 років тому +26

      @@ryat3856 it's far more cost effective to buy spices and noodles separately.

    • @BlitzAMV
      @BlitzAMV 5 років тому +25

      Ramon.....

  • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
    @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 5 років тому +1799

    *_Gang name: Top Ramen_*

  • @kentvonseverin1257
    @kentvonseverin1257 2 роки тому +4

    At your local market the lower grade ramen sells for 10 per $1.00 often. Prisons by in far greater bulk than grocery stores. So the profit margins for ramen sales at the State prisons is huge. The California food budget per inmate per day is $.90. This is why prisoners must have a staple to fall back on when the daily menu is inedible (which is often).

  • @dantedeloden
    @dantedeloden 3 роки тому +3

    also generally, county jails food is on the smaller end, but in big prisons where people are actually doing real time, the breakfast/dinner servings are much bigger and are technically sufficient to keep you alive. this is HOWEVER very low calorie, low nutritious, and un-filling for the reason to depress you, and generally make you less energetic. by doing this they try to reduce the amount of violence in said prisons. this is actually a true reason.

  • @Lennyst
    @Lennyst 4 роки тому +1110

    BREAKING NEWS: A man escapes jail just to steal Ramen and goes back in his cell.

  • @Hotghanaradio
    @Hotghanaradio 5 років тому +2949

    I know Tay-K be eating them good noodles everyday in jail 😂😂

  • @cowsagainstcapitalism347
    @cowsagainstcapitalism347 3 роки тому +2

    Check out his book Prison Ramen. The half that isn't recipes are entertaining, and sometimes heartbreaking stories by former inmates.

  • @bigdave6952
    @bigdave6952 3 роки тому +5

    i think i need to start eating more ramen 🤣

  • @chunkymilk1288
    @chunkymilk1288 4 роки тому +4516

    Holy moly that prison food looks better than my school’s special.

    • @BrianHopson
      @BrianHopson 4 роки тому +389

      No joke I'd rather take ramen over my schools Friday special, Big Daddy Pizza.
      (Yes that's the real name of our special)

    • @krikfocowski1315
      @krikfocowski1315 4 роки тому +249

      Hold up you guys get food?

    • @auxyy8494
      @auxyy8494 4 роки тому +44

      LOL ramen is better than my school lunch

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 4 роки тому +16

      @@krikfocowski1315 wait they get food? Wut tha frick going on.

    • @Ursache420
      @Ursache420 4 роки тому +50

      Bro in Romania we literally get a slice of bread and some milk, what you guys are talking about is literal gold over here

  • @darthderp8066
    @darthderp8066 5 років тому +227

    College: can I have that ramen pack
    Prison: trade you 2 sodas for it

  • @WildDogXD
    @WildDogXD 3 роки тому +1

    This reminds me of a FitMC video. Why "bread" has become a weapon in the OLDEST anarchy server in Minecraft

  • @zacksrandomprojects9698
    @zacksrandomprojects9698 2 роки тому +2

    Ramen was valuable when I was on the ship in the Navy also. Very rarely was there good food on the chow line. We kept Ramen noodles and the styrofoam cups of noodles in our racks for just such occasions.

  • @andrewrenolds1063
    @andrewrenolds1063 3 роки тому +3522

    Prisoners: Ramen is power
    Naruto:breaks down in tears of joy

    • @24-sankalpreddy48
      @24-sankalpreddy48 3 роки тому +76

      Ichiraku ramen 🍜 🍜

    • @pedritx
      @pedritx 3 роки тому +41

      Heck yeahhhh ichiraku ramen 🍜

    • @hawkmoon128k5
      @hawkmoon128k5 3 роки тому +27

      I was waiting for a Naruto joke thank you

    • @josecalmo4356
      @josecalmo4356 3 роки тому +8

      How does this not have a billion likes

    • @mel-bp1kp
      @mel-bp1kp 3 роки тому +4

      You're the Goat for this one 🤣

  • @jakedesnake97
    @jakedesnake97 5 років тому +537

    This video is interesting from an economy standpoint because it shows that money has no instrinsic value: people have to agree that the thing they use for trade has value.

    • @samuelschonenberger
      @samuelschonenberger 5 років тому +49

      Power is where people believe power resides in

    • @davidb5205
      @davidb5205 5 років тому +16

      "In a room sit three great men, a king, a priest, and a rich man with his gold. Between them stands a sellsword..."

    • @Papercut625
      @Papercut625 5 років тому +5

      @@samuelschonenberger it's that simple principle why Bitcoin will inevitably fail.

    • @djtan3313
      @djtan3313 5 років тому

      Man is d measure of all things...

    • @mymusicmen13
      @mymusicmen13 5 років тому +3

      @@Papercut625 when I read your comment I got a notification from Etorro that bitcoin dropped 3.6% today to $6.067. Amazing coincidence

  • @blacklight4075
    @blacklight4075 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the dinner idea.

  • @NoDream424
    @NoDream424 2 роки тому +1

    I wonder if there is a website that shows you the prison price versus the sale price of an item because i would personally like to see that

  • @clydeceniza2521
    @clydeceniza2521 5 років тому +433

    Ramen is not nutritious but keeps the stomach full which is important

    • @ares1870
      @ares1870 5 років тому +11

      @@PennyMsElite 2 is my limit...

    • @austinweisman1578
      @austinweisman1578 5 років тому +1

      Penny Proud you eat 5 every time?

    • @austinweisman1578
      @austinweisman1578 5 років тому +1

      Penny Proud I’m full with just 2

    • @sneeki8082
      @sneeki8082 5 років тому

      Albert The Scientist 10 in a day?

    • @hoodlumscraggy1801
      @hoodlumscraggy1801 5 років тому

      Complex Ez it’s not a salt packet it’s gives the ramen it’s flavor

  • @lifemythanimations6606
    @lifemythanimations6606 5 років тому +343

    How long until those prisoners leave and replace the world economy with ramen?

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 5 років тому +1

      The day cometh nigh

  • @user-fp1go9fl7n
    @user-fp1go9fl7n 3 роки тому +2

    I can't believe cup noodles have become the primary cash for a bartering system inside prisons. Also it's interesting how American prisons have gone so far to establish their own special environment. It's like some form of new nature or something. Thanks for the video.

  • @bongofury5924
    @bongofury5924 3 роки тому +4

    It assists in prevent the insertion of the meat cucumbers, sometimes.

  • @mackinblack
    @mackinblack 5 років тому +525

    *Convicted felon here. I can vouch that everything discussed in this video is absolutely true.*

    • @freethepeople9075
      @freethepeople9075 5 років тому +8

      they forgot about stamps.... Stamps is dollar for dollar, some times more.....

    • @mackinblack
      @mackinblack 5 років тому +8

      @@freethepeople9075 in Texas stamps only have value in jail. Not so much in prison. Not sure how it works in other states.

    • @freethepeople9075
      @freethepeople9075 5 років тому +3

      @@mackinblack in Alabama and ilinois prison they like dollars. If on a lock down they worthless.

    • @minnowknight6570
      @minnowknight6570 5 років тому +1

      @@mackinblack up in the Clements Unit stamps were pretty popular as currency at least it was when I was a pod boss

    • @JulioGonzalez-yc2wu
      @JulioGonzalez-yc2wu 5 років тому +4

      How did you become a convicted felon?

  • @alternateworldline
    @alternateworldline 5 років тому +393

    Me tomorrow
    *Hooded man breaks in prison to sell ramen*

    • @Kanoa_Stibbard
      @Kanoa_Stibbard 5 років тому +9

      And gets shanked immediately

    • @danielleeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @danielleeeeeeeeeeeeeee 5 років тому +4

      and gets ramened right after

    • @julianjuj9431
      @julianjuj9431 5 років тому +2

      *HOW I BECAME A MILLIONAIRE FROM A UA-cam VIDEO???!!!”*

    • @jamesrussell2936
      @jamesrussell2936 5 років тому +1

      You'd make the inmates mad because the value of the ramen dollar (raller?) would go down drastically, and those who have the most ramen/power would be the most angry.

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 років тому

      Ramen in jail? This finna be a breeze!

  • @qaching
    @qaching 4 місяці тому +1

    This video is so perfect

  • @animationspace8550
    @animationspace8550 3 роки тому +27

    "It's the chosen favourite among college kids and inmates across America"
    You said the same thing twice

    • @lpgoodgamer7137
      @lpgoodgamer7137 2 роки тому

      Wow, I didn’t know they allowed prisoners to go to college

  • @buzzlightyear4327
    @buzzlightyear4327 5 років тому +858

    US Prisons: 56 cents for an awful meal
    Public schools: hold my carton of milk

    • @rubikubegd408
      @rubikubegd408 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah but prison food is way less filling and doesn’t have as much nutrients and carbs

    • @Soft_Machine
      @Soft_Machine 4 роки тому +4

      WOODY IS BETTER

    • @TheThumbsUpGuy
      @TheThumbsUpGuy 4 роки тому +4

      Make it 5 dollars for the same stuff

    • @jediknight73
      @jediknight73 4 роки тому

      Lolz

    • @Sablus
      @Sablus 4 роки тому +7

      @@rubikubegd408 ...um have you checked out the kind of food kids are getting in public schools? (specially those in underfunded districts) it's literally causing diabetes and childhood obesity due to empty carbs, excess fats+sugars and very little in the way of fruit and vegetables.

  • @ThisisBarris
    @ThisisBarris 5 років тому +3179

    This confirms it. Student life = prison

    • @sofar187
      @sofar187 5 років тому +76

      The cafe at my university is run by aramark

    • @uss_04
      @uss_04 5 років тому +55

      You’re trapped in the library. Basically Prison with wifi

    • @cityuser
      @cityuser 5 років тому +60

      ​@J. Moore You can escape a prison the same way you can drop out of school- both have severe consequences on your life.

    • @kangkim150
      @kangkim150 5 років тому +55

      @J. Moore You can't drop out of student loans tho.

    • @alexwilson8260
      @alexwilson8260 5 років тому +2

      Hence proved!

  • @senimanbahadur6811
    @senimanbahadur6811 2 роки тому

    Good point, Vox is making this looks like a very normal situation for inmates. Instead of tackling the main situation they chose to make video about Ramen in Prison

  • @scabbage
    @scabbage 4 роки тому +185

    Talking about dedication - spent 13 yrs in prison to conduct this study.

    • @hasanb4809
      @hasanb4809 3 роки тому +1

      Most likely petty crime, he was 13 yrs in and out so he got like maybe 3-4 year sentences at each time

  • @garnetqueen7266
    @garnetqueen7266 5 років тому +705

    All food is highly valuable. You'll never understand how valuable food is, until you've lived without it.

    • @pie197
      @pie197 5 років тому +10

      Mr.Mystery
      B o I

    • @3colors93
      @3colors93 5 років тому +9

      students in university do ahahah

    • @odayakaminoru5562
      @odayakaminoru5562 5 років тому +18

      @Mr.Mystery even a water for take a bath is valuable in most third world country

    • @norwegianunion1236
      @norwegianunion1236 5 років тому

      But if u live without food u die

    • @Alusnovalotus
      @Alusnovalotus 5 років тому +1

      Garnet Queen amen, girl.

  • @habibakbar
    @habibakbar 2 роки тому +1

    It's just the best kind of food that is very practical, other than that it's unique taste for me kinda sums up my love for it

  • @jameslo4073
    @jameslo4073 2 роки тому

    "I like the way your penmanship is, can you write this letter for me" wow thats some jail talk I would not expect

  • @Supernoxus
    @Supernoxus 5 років тому +402

    In short. prisoners don't get fed enough food to survive, so they give you just about anything for some ramen.

    • @hardcandy7112
      @hardcandy7112 5 років тому +5

      Cheap cardboard noodle made in china .

    • @jarikinnunen1718
      @jarikinnunen1718 4 роки тому

      Carbs raises insulin and when it go down, get hungry again.

  • @birdlife377
    @birdlife377 4 роки тому +607

    Psst, hey officer, let me go for 5 packs of ramen
    *officer looks back and forth*
    *shakes head*
    *unlocks door*

    • @fork_film3291
      @fork_film3291 4 роки тому +27

      Kills him for 5 extra ramen he was hiding

    • @jgperes
      @jgperes 4 роки тому +11

      @@fork_film3291 stonks

    • @bigbangattack1888
      @bigbangattack1888 4 роки тому +1

      Bird Life lol

    • @ratsmacker693
      @ratsmacker693 4 роки тому +4

      *stabs him*
      Oficcer:why did you stab me
      Prisoner: you have a 10 noodle bounty and

    • @jzv.71
      @jzv.71 4 роки тому +1

      isn't it *nods head*

  • @lachlanmtb7540
    @lachlanmtb7540 3 роки тому

    Well that was way more interesting than I expected

  • @IAmGoingToDeleteThisChannel

    2:39 When my school has chicken nuggies, 12th graders Get 5 Frickin nuggies😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • @jaypi4867
    @jaypi4867 4 роки тому +386

    : " How much does this bike cost"
    : "That will be 20 ramens sir"

  • @Chrundle9
    @Chrundle9 5 років тому +2353

    *So brooklyn 99 was being serious*

  • @dima1815
    @dima1815 2 роки тому +1

    Me watching this video on the toilet after ramen kicked in at 1:00AM

  • @PopOutPaulie
    @PopOutPaulie 3 роки тому +2

    When I was in prison Coffee and Tuna pouches was definitely more valuable then soups. Only because its way easier to transfer 10 Coffees rather then 10 soups when you gotta pay for something from a different dorm or a different yard

  • @Pandapls
    @Pandapls 5 років тому +1067

    Prisoner: “eh man eh man what you got”
    Ramen dealer: “I got that kimchi fresh from the market ,20 a G fam”

    • @ronylouis0
      @ronylouis0 5 років тому +2

      what's the correlation with kimchi and ramen, ramen is a Japanese soup while kimchi is seasoned Korean food

    • @Fa-lt4fh
      @Fa-lt4fh 5 років тому +2

      ronylouis shut up

    • @sophievande22
      @sophievande22 5 років тому

      @@ronylouis0 I think he is referring to kimchi flavored ramen

    • @ronylouis0
      @ronylouis0 5 років тому

      @@sophievande22 wait, that's illegal

  • @astroshinde
    @astroshinde 3 роки тому +739

    I got a ramen add, while eating a bowl of ramen watching this video on ramen.

  • @blakeshelton4422
    @blakeshelton4422 2 роки тому +1

    holy moly prison food looks just like my school’s.
    wait ...

  • @kamenzhelyazkov8575
    @kamenzhelyazkov8575 2 роки тому +1

    not planning on living in prison, but if so, i know what to ask people that visit me on the first day

  • @bigonion874
    @bigonion874 4 роки тому +385

    0:42 “it’s literally gold”
    Hey it’s the same way outside prison walls too

    • @zahlen_0092
      @zahlen_0092 4 роки тому +19

      it clicks, we're in a much bigger prison so it's much cheaper

    • @mekadoe5902
      @mekadoe5902 4 роки тому

      Ever been to the project? 2 weeks after foodstamps everybody borrowing noodles that 75 cent at the chinx store!

    • @unguidedone
      @unguidedone 4 роки тому

      i kid you not... i eat on 2 dollars a day and i do it well. rice beans potatoes buckwheat oatmeal peas are my main staples but fill that with tons of veg like kale and once in a while some salmon roe

  • @ngzulin
    @ngzulin 3 роки тому +338

    "hey you got the stuff"
    "Yeah"
    *"Hands over a pack of top ramen"*
    "Thanks same order next week"

  • @frederik3326
    @frederik3326 Рік тому +9

    The US prison system is a very sad story. The fact that I can buy a stock of some prisons in the US says it all.

    • @cheezchris
      @cheezchris 10 місяців тому

      Wrong, I say the US prison are 2nd best, the first would be Switzerland. Compared to the rest of the world, these western prisons are a paradise. Now your stuff. Some prisons, inmates would have to sleep standing because there are no rooms to sit or lay down.

  • @twobitsmickeymouse3439
    @twobitsmickeymouse3439 3 роки тому

    Having worked for Aramark in my younger days, I am not surprised.