Family Guy - Attacked by Plagues

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  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2024

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  • @thedevilisaloser666
    @thedevilisaloser666 Рік тому +816

    "You want an explanation? God is pissed!" is unironically badass.

    • @philipmarable8698
      @philipmarable8698 8 місяців тому +24

      Before Brian became Flanderized.

    • @ButterflyQueene07
      @ButterflyQueene07 8 місяців тому +13

      Coming from someone who is an atheist. Brian?

    • @ThatGuy-vi6cj
      @ThatGuy-vi6cj 8 місяців тому +6

      Seriously I don't know why but I absolutely love that line

    • @sagesigman8269
      @sagesigman8269 7 місяців тому

      Unironically? Brian is an atheist... pretty fuckin' ironic to me

    • @BlackGoId
      @BlackGoId 7 місяців тому

      @@ThatGuy-vi6cjyou have a an understanding of the Lord.

  • @caleb1413
    @caleb1413 Рік тому +1014

    Peter saying the Ten Commandments were written two hundred years ago is such an underrated gag

  • @kyleschwartz2501
    @kyleschwartz2501 4 роки тому +1708

    “Peter the final plague is the death of the first born son!” 😳
    “OH NO STEWIE!” 😧
    “The first born son.” 😲
    “MEG!” 😧
    “Your wife.” 😒
    “CHRIS!” 😧

    • @tylertilwick6852
      @tylertilwick6852 2 роки тому +106

      I love also how Brian says “Your wife” wide-eyed and not with the half-circled dead-eyes lmao

    • @alejandrinaapodaca3359
      @alejandrinaapodaca3359 Рік тому +38

      To brian from family guy
      You mean "daughter".

    • @bakemonowolf4419
      @bakemonowolf4419 Рік тому +11

      6yf

    • @kennithball9787
      @kennithball9787 Рік тому +24

      For once, Peter cared about Meg.

    • @LifetimeTechnec
      @LifetimeTechnec Рік тому +15

      ​@@alejandrinaapodaca3359the joke is that he think that Chris is his wife

  • @rosemerrywhite2816
    @rosemerrywhite2816 6 років тому +841

    You want an explanation
    GOD IS PISSED

    • @matthewforbes2969
      @matthewforbes2969 5 років тому +23

      Ahhhhh let's get out of here!

    • @Howyaduing
      @Howyaduing 4 роки тому +12

      2020!!!

    • @t_man7259
      @t_man7259 4 роки тому +6

      @Just a Dude I don't think he is an atheist hes just in denial about his fath in god

    • @MichaelOfRohan
      @MichaelOfRohan 3 роки тому

      Says the athiest xD

    • @MichaelOfRohan
      @MichaelOfRohan 3 роки тому

      @@gerardorodriguez7500 why

  • @GuardianKyle
    @GuardianKyle 4 роки тому +390

    2:53 "Good cause this is starting to get really old."
    Best describes modern Family Guy.

  • @filtratedrain3221
    @filtratedrain3221 5 років тому +640

    Family guy back then made Brian less of douche and Lois’s voice was less cranky and Meg’s voice is much better and Stewie is dark and that is good

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 2 роки тому +38

      You don't like Mila Kunis? I feel like the deeper voice fits the character better.

    • @kevinbyrne6142
      @kevinbyrne6142 Рік тому +24

      @@icecreamhero2375 I guess they just got sick of writing a valley girl. so they
      flanderized her for being unattractive.
      as for Brian? yeah, he sucks now, and Lois? more sensible back then for sure.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +27

      I wouldn't say Meg's voice is _better,_ just different. I like both of them.

    • @ihaveakirbyobessesion2617
      @ihaveakirbyobessesion2617 Рік тому +2

      Yea too bad this joke didnt hit

    • @seanchukwuezi3079
      @seanchukwuezi3079 Рік тому +1

      I think stewie was always great 2 demeinchal but great

  • @davidintrabartolo5887
    @davidintrabartolo5887 Рік тому +182

    "You want an explanation?! GOD. IS. PISSED!" That line is honestly pretty hard.

    • @AllFiery
      @AllFiery 8 місяців тому +2

      Says the atheist

    • @mann25245
      @mann25245 9 днів тому

      ​@@AllFiery that's modern Brian

  • @ShadowHyena101
    @ShadowHyena101 5 років тому +940

    Stewie actually enjoyed the actual blood bath.

    • @michaeljoyce6766
      @michaeljoyce6766 4 роки тому +66

      He's evil so it makes sense lol

    • @waxbruh5965
      @waxbruh5965 3 роки тому +9

      @@michaeljoyce6766 was evil. He is just gay now lol

    • @qpol
      @qpol 3 роки тому +19

      @@waxbruh5965 he was gay back then but he just didn't show it

    • @Sovereign01
      @Sovereign01 3 роки тому +31

      It's as if someone stabbed Mister Bubble

    • @FamilyGirl566
      @FamilyGirl566 2 роки тому +17

      He may be bisexual there recent times he likes girls

  • @TheAutisticCapricorn811
    @TheAutisticCapricorn811 5 років тому +395

    2:00 "How positively delightful! It's as if someone _stabbed_ Mr. Bubble."

    • @domajackthesheepoid3948
      @domajackthesheepoid3948 2 роки тому +25

      At least he's enjoying this.

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 Рік тому +10

      Not enough comments about that Stewie loving the bath In blood has me rofl

    • @aliciak7700
      @aliciak7700 Рік тому +10

      my baby!

    • @lanceplaxton6967
      @lanceplaxton6967 11 місяців тому +8

      Get out there and tell those people the truth! Make them stop worshipping you before it starts hailing in my house!!

    • @tierneewilliams1834
      @tierneewilliams1834 11 місяців тому +7

      Ah there’s gotta be an explanation for all of this

  • @Katiecutiepie166
    @Katiecutiepie166 Рік тому +420

    2:13
    Peter: There’s gotta be and explanation for all this?
    Brian: You want an explanation. GOD. IS. PISSED!!

    • @jonmusicia2595
      @jonmusicia2595 Рік тому +32

      and Brian is an Atheist!

    • @rahimlabib915
      @rahimlabib915 Рік тому +61

      2:13
      You know God is beyond pissed with your actions when it uses a atheist to tell you he is displeased with your behavior.

    • @ketchup2147
      @ketchup2147 Рік тому +18

      🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 ahhh let’s get the hell out of here

    • @trewashington787
      @trewashington787 11 місяців тому +9

      @@ketchup2147stop it, stop it! Stop worshipping me!

    • @le9038
      @le9038 11 місяців тому +9

      and yet brian is a athiest...

  • @bengeorge9063
    @bengeorge9063 Рік тому +165

    Man lois was actually a caring mother. Sad to see all those characters turn into the current caricatures

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 3 роки тому +368

    "Well someone's got a pretty high opinion of herself"
    I died 😂😂

    • @HypercatZ
      @HypercatZ Рік тому

      "Write down:
      One: You shall have no other God’s before me.
      Two: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.
      Three: Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
      Four: Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy.
      Five..."
      "Excuse me! How many of these commandments do you have?"
      "Ten!"
      "What? Are you serious? Only ten commadments and we already wasted four of them?"
      "What do you mean by "wasted"?"
      "I mean: They all say the same thing: Look at me: I'm the great grand lord! Worship me every time you have the chance or go to hell! Don't you think you're pretty egomaniacal?"
      "Should I remember you who are you talking to?"
      "Oh right! The incredible magnificent Jeho..."
      "Shh! Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain! That's the third rule!"
      "What? And how are people gonna worship you if they can't even tell your name!"
      "They will refer me as The Lord, or as God!"
      "God? But there are many gods out there!"
      "No, there aren't!"
      "Yes there ar..."
      "NO! THERE ARE NOT! THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD! ME! ME AND ONLY ME! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME! YOU EXIST ONLY TO WORSHIP ME AND ME ONLY!"

    • @AshiHimura-kc7sq
      @AshiHimura-kc7sq Рік тому +8

      Not me, Peter. God. The real God.

    • @pattonramming1988
      @pattonramming1988 8 місяців тому +2

      Any conversation with a woman

  • @loganthevillager9176
    @loganthevillager9176 3 роки тому +292

    “Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son!”
    “Oh no, STEWIE!”
    “The *first* born son.”
    “MEG!”
    *“Your wife.”*
    “CHRIS!”

  • @itfigurescomics6704
    @itfigurescomics6704 Рік тому +130

    2:15 When Brian used to be the voice of reason in this family XD

  • @orlandogarcia7084
    @orlandogarcia7084 Рік тому +154

    Is nobody gonna talk about how even Stewie is concerned that Chris is dying at 3:03?

    • @RyanTheDark
      @RyanTheDark Рік тому +27

      Well, guess he had some good in him even in the older seasons. There were times of the old episode fleshing out his humanity.

    • @JonwithnoH0823
      @JonwithnoH0823 9 місяців тому +7

      He was completely evil back then

    • @rickyrosay33977
      @rickyrosay33977 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@RyanTheDark I always felt stewie liked his brother even in the older seasons there's this moment and in the newer seasons he saves Chris from getting strangled by a disgruntled former hot dog eating contest champion

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 2 місяці тому

      @@rickyrosay33977don’t forget he also helped Chris with a date with that Down syndrome girl

  • @RyanTheDark
    @RyanTheDark Рік тому +137

    I love these older episodes. I would feel something every scene for some reason, and had they kept this form of storytelling, the show could have had a longer golden age. Peter, Brian, and Lois were much more likable. Stewie's episodes made me laugh. Meg wasn't overly treated like the punching bag. And Chris was just a teenager with hormones that were relatable. There's so many more characters that were ruined of course, but at least we always have these older seasons.

  • @VMB01996
    @VMB01996 11 місяців тому +90

    I love how Peter broke the fourth wall when mentioning he looked like an Emmy 😂

    • @danielbautista9062
      @danielbautista9062 7 місяців тому +6

      “Hint, hint.”

    • @jalenellis3594
      @jalenellis3594 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@danielbautista9062Peter: And you still won't give us an emmy?! Come on!! If Modern Family did that joke, you'd be carrying them around on your shoulders!

  • @cmvogt5951
    @cmvogt5951 5 років тому +226

    2:15 Brian: You want an Explanation, God is Pissed

    • @jordandill7863
      @jordandill7863 4 роки тому +23

      i hate brian but that is one of my favorite lines from when he was a good character

    • @nicholasheredia4235
      @nicholasheredia4235 4 роки тому +16

      AAAAAAAH, let’s get outta here.

    • @bribribribribribribribribri
      @bribribribribribribribribri 3 роки тому +20

      @@jordandill7863 I miss when Brian was a likable character

    • @tyrone162
      @tyrone162 Рік тому +5

      @@nicholasheredia4235
      Peter, this is the final plague.

    • @BWW2015
      @BWW2015 Рік тому +2

      @@tyrone162 Good, ‘cause this is starting to get really old.

  • @ivankalami
    @ivankalami 3 роки тому +264

    "Ah that's great son, light is good. Run towards the light." I know this quote might make Peter look like an idiot, but actually he knows that Chris is going to die, and so he assures him in his final moments that death is okay and nothing to be afraid of.

    • @stephanniemorin
      @stephanniemorin 2 роки тому +9

      How'd he get Chris into being in an incestuous relationship with his dad in a later episode again?

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Рік тому

      Nope, he's literally just an idiot.

    • @themenacingsloth
      @themenacingsloth Рік тому +12

      @@stephanniemorin It’s been said that Seth’s legit tired of the show but Fox won’t let it die. If that’s the case, then dude’s half assin’’cause his heart’s no longer in it & he knows he’ll still get that check. I’ve seen seasonal rot in other shows too like SpongeBob, but at least the creator had left at that point, Seth’s still here & what the show has turned into is FAR far away from his caliber of humor. It’s sad really

    • @ReynLynxPSI
      @ReynLynxPSI Рік тому +11

      @@themenacingsloth I'm pretty sure Seth only does voice work on the show at this point, he isn't involved in the actual production at all anymore. Which is probably even sadder than if he was still working on it.

    • @OneeyedHunter96
      @OneeyedHunter96 Рік тому +3

      This foreshadows the beginning of Peter hating his children.

  • @demierussimmons8235
    @demierussimmons8235 6 років тому +1908

    Back when Brian was a Christian

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 6 років тому +365

      And not a monster who is full of him self.

    • @ShadowHyena101
      @ShadowHyena101 5 років тому +284

      And back when Stewie was genuinely evil!

    • @47FloridaManDre
      @47FloridaManDre 4 роки тому +268

      U don’t have to be Christian to be educated in religions

    • @CloneScavengerVulpin8389
      @CloneScavengerVulpin8389 3 роки тому +64

      Maybe family guy will make an episode about why brian gave up on christianity.

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 3 роки тому +2

      Either that or be a Mormon

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +76

    1:48 "Trust me Meg, at his age it's strictly involuntary." Wtf 😂 One of those jokes I sorta wish I didn't understand.

  • @jessicam8671
    @jessicam8671 6 років тому +93

    that last part with Chris dying almost made me tear up

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip 3 роки тому +65

    Darkness
    Gadflies
    Boils
    Water to Blood
    Hail (Lois mentions it and there are dark clouds outside, so I'm counting it)
    Frogs
    Death of the Firstborn
    Either some scenes were deleted, or they forgot the lice, pestilence, and locusts.

    • @AlastorAltruistGaming
      @AlastorAltruistGaming 2 роки тому +14

      Either that, or God in this show was being very generous (which pales in comparison to what He did to Pharaoh). God may’ve been angry, but not THAT angry with Peter.

    • @carolinebergin4633
      @carolinebergin4633 Рік тому +6

      And cattle disease

    • @OptimusPhillip
      @OptimusPhillip Рік тому +4

      @@carolinebergin4633 That's what I was referring to with "pestilence".

    • @carolinebergin4633
      @carolinebergin4633 Рік тому +2

      @@OptimusPhillip ah! I see

    • @xashes6552
      @xashes6552 Рік тому +2

      Cattle decease was Brian (the dog) with whatever has happening to him

  • @katyhayhurst7806
    @katyhayhurst7806 3 роки тому +134

    0:53-0:59 Years later, Family Guy is still waiting for an Emmy win.

    • @jalenellis3594
      @jalenellis3594 Рік тому +15

      Peter: And you still won't give us an Emmy?! Come on!! If Modern Family did that joke, you'd be carrying them around on your shoulders.

    • @goliathgar4985
      @goliathgar4985 10 місяців тому

      Reason why Family Guy doesn't get an Emmy is because they keep doing bad jokes for cut aways, poor acting for the characters and get more censorship for words that aren't meant to be said on airwaves: the f bomb and the s words to someon or something happened, not sure why cock is censored, and ahole. Not to mention peter keeps doing more dangerous stuff since he's a retarded person, abusive and very terrible father, out of control drunk and never keeps his word about changing to be good: no more treating his daughter like dirt by telling her to shut up, abandoned her or fart in her face, ruin his love live with Lois, bad role model for Chris and never help with stewie (change diapers or other things)

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 10 місяців тому +2

      End it will never get one ever

    • @goliathgar4985
      @goliathgar4985 10 місяців тому +1

      @@starvoltnexus3139 in 30 years and better screen writing

    • @thekeeperofsecrets1615
      @thekeeperofsecrets1615 8 місяців тому +2

      They do have an Emmy just not the modern writing team

  • @amyartlover
    @amyartlover 5 років тому +373

    "God is pissed"
    Keep in mind this is coming from an athiest...

    • @1cioda
      @1cioda 5 років тому +71

      Well that was before the show went into a tailspin

    • @Bohnezzzzzz
      @Bohnezzzzzz 5 років тому +5

      Ok......

    • @FIREANGEL-nq1uh
      @FIREANGEL-nq1uh 4 роки тому +32

      Amy Anime Lover this was before they made him an atheist

    • @mitchellneuhoff9946
      @mitchellneuhoff9946 3 роки тому +7

      Well even an atheist would say something like that for something they can’t explain

    • @jameshaggerty8348
      @jameshaggerty8348 2 роки тому

      I feel like now he just says that to make himself look better than everybody. The far left liberals are also atheists typically speaking. Brian is a hypocrite. Remember Stewie once caught him praying in the later episodes, when they thought the world was ending.

  • @michaeljoyce6766
    @michaeljoyce6766 4 роки тому +112

    Chris: Dad it's me
    Peter: Go to your room

  • @Ment2703
    @Ment2703 2 роки тому +64

    3:19 heartbreaking moment 😢

    • @michellimilchin6246
      @michellimilchin6246 3 місяці тому

      The Lion sleep tonight wimoweh slowed down heartbreaking

    • @michellimilchin6246
      @michellimilchin6246 3 місяці тому

      Chris Griffin death Mozart adagio music classic cartoons

  • @ShadowWizard224
    @ShadowWizard224 Рік тому +28

    3:39 “She’s new” LOL

  • @blahblahlick4709
    @blahblahlick4709 5 років тому +84

    "it's like someone stabbed Mr. Bubble"

    • @liliavazquez3976
      @liliavazquez3976 6 місяців тому +5

      "My Baby!"

    • @adrianhill8203
      @adrianhill8203 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@liliavazquez39762:05
      lois: 😠 get out there and tell those people the truth make them stop worshipping you before it starts hailing in my house

    • @trewashington787
      @trewashington787 Місяць тому +1

      @@adrianhill8203there’s got to be a explanation for all this.

    • @adrianhill8203
      @adrianhill8203 17 днів тому

      ​@@trewashington7872:15
      brian: 😡 you want an explanation GOD IS PISSED

  • @Hdogxx247
    @Hdogxx247 6 років тому +83

    2:00 2:04 2:15 2:19

  • @Dann_Palkarr
    @Dann_Palkarr 2 роки тому +112

    "You want an explanation?! GOD! IS! PISSED!"
    Back in the old days when Brian wasn't an atheist.

    • @sonicraymanfan456va
      @sonicraymanfan456va Рік тому +21

      Really wished they kept him as a Christian, him being an Atheist makes him extremely unlikable tbh and he makes it his entire personality

    • @squitlertron
      @squitlertron Рік тому +4

      points for realism

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 11 місяців тому +9

      I prefer Brian when he was the straight man/voice of reason.

    • @MAnuscript421
      @MAnuscript421 8 місяців тому +1

      It’s not that Brian is an atheist that annoys me. It’s that he comes off as being better than everyone and looks down on those who are Christian.

  • @MisterVercetti
    @MisterVercetti 4 роки тому +129

    *Chicago: (gets hit with coronavirus, riots, and hurricane force winds one after the other)*
    *Mayor Lightfoot:* There's gotta be an explanation for all of this!
    *Chicago residents:* You want an explanation? GOD. IS. *_PISSED._*

    • @byronchavarria4954
      @byronchavarria4954 2 роки тому +6

      Hurricanes Hit Florida

    • @thewanderingcreative7173
      @thewanderingcreative7173 Рік тому +3

      @@byronchavarria4954 those are more to keep the florida men from enslaving humanity.

    • @andreroberson6554
      @andreroberson6554 Рік тому +1

      @@byronchavarria4954 Hurticanes dont just hit florida

    • @johnaymar6529
      @johnaymar6529 Рік тому +1

      5000 miles of stinky ass seaweed focuses on maralargo... Trumps like shoot at the ocean! No sir I think gods pissed

    • @linkskywalker5417
      @linkskywalker5417 Рік тому +1

      More like tornado force winds.

  • @Sam-lo8yh
    @Sam-lo8yh Рік тому +22

    2:33 I love how stewie is just enjoying this

  • @picks_1993
    @picks_1993 Рік тому +26

    0:30 “Go to your room.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @giuseppemassari9970
    @giuseppemassari9970 4 роки тому +52

    "How positively delightful! It's as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble!"

    • @levifout60882
      @levifout60882 2 роки тому +6

      "My baby! Get out there, and tell those people the truth. Make them stop worshipping you before it starts hailing in my house!"

    • @lanceplaxton6967
      @lanceplaxton6967 Рік тому +4

      "Oh, there’s gotta be an explanation for all this!"

    • @tyrone162
      @tyrone162 Рік тому

      @@lanceplaxton6967
      You want an explanation? GOD. IS. PISSED!

    • @rubbyheart3056
      @rubbyheart3056 Рік тому +1

      You want an explanation? God... is... PISSED.

    • @braxtindennis2516
      @braxtindennis2516 Рік тому +6

      ​@@lanceplaxton6967 You want an explanation? (slaps) God (slaps) is (slaps) pissed!

  • @SFAPowerhouse
    @SFAPowerhouse 2 місяці тому +3

    2:15 GOD....IS.....PISSED!!! One of Brian's greatest moments....if not, the greatest!

  • @kerrygligorovic9758
    @kerrygligorovic9758 Рік тому +30

    This whole thing started because Peter and Chris wanted to get their favourite TV show back on air.

  • @stuartbarclay7940
    @stuartbarclay7940 11 місяців тому +23

    Brian: You want an explanation?! GOD! IS! PISSED!

  • @alekso1462
    @alekso1462 2 роки тому +21

    2:15 When you want an explanation as to why you've been having a bad day all day

  • @spinebuster9490
    @spinebuster9490 Рік тому +17

    1:52 _Trust me Meg, at his age it's strictly involuntary_

  • @kingolly3820
    @kingolly3820 2 роки тому +64

    Peter is way smarter in older seasons

    • @stiepanholkien605
      @stiepanholkien605 Рік тому

      He used to be a fat fuck, now he's a fat baby.

    • @darkside9547
      @darkside9547 Рік тому

      And not such of self centered asshole like in the newer seasons and when Lois wasn't all dramatic.

    • @forgottenanimator4474
      @forgottenanimator4474 Рік тому +2

      In the wrong ways

  • @hileewhitaker6855
    @hileewhitaker6855 Рік тому +21

    1:46 felt bad Meg screams like eliza voice 😅

  • @enby_of_chaos2008
    @enby_of_chaos2008 Рік тому +15

    The lights going out, Chris's pimples, and Brian's fleas might have been the result of the sandman paying a visit not just to provide dreams but to also pull a prank

    • @enby_of_chaos2008
      @enby_of_chaos2008 Рік тому +1

      After all he has been spending a lot of time around Jack Frost

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms Рік тому +13

    The single frog latching onto Peters face at the end, XD

  • @Evee545
    @Evee545 Рік тому +22

    2:15 still one of my favorite parts from family guy

  • @WornSteve2751
    @WornSteve2751 Рік тому +7

    0:34 Go to your room 😂

  • @silverstrike5904
    @silverstrike5904 3 роки тому +22

    2:26 stewie smiling

  • @Frightmarelordofthenightmares
    @Frightmarelordofthenightmares 2 роки тому +13

    2:16 You know you fucked up when a athiest tells you god is pissed with you and you can see it on peters face.

    • @manofmercy1500
      @manofmercy1500 13 днів тому +2

      To be fair, he wasn’t an athiest yet at this point. Back then he was Christian.

    • @Frightmarelordofthenightmares
      @Frightmarelordofthenightmares 13 днів тому

      @manofmercy1500 He was atthis time? I watch Family Guy but I didn't realize this was the time he was Christian. Thanks for telling me.👍

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +22

    1:34 Poor Chris 😭

  • @axlsixer4291
    @axlsixer4291 4 роки тому +17

    2:12. You’re welcome!

  • @brissadlr9939
    @brissadlr9939 5 років тому +70

    This is what happens when you upset God

    • @gerardorodriguez7500
      @gerardorodriguez7500 4 роки тому +1

      Brissa DLR yep when you anger god you get the Plagues

    • @Howyaduing
      @Howyaduing 3 роки тому +7

      That explains 2020

    • @spiderjedi0142
      @spiderjedi0142 3 роки тому +6

      So he takes his anger on innocent kids who were only related to the bad guy?

    • @lionkingflo6355
      @lionkingflo6355 3 роки тому +1

      @@spiderjedi0142 That happens because the pharaoh wanted to kill all the first childs of the Israelis again

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 3 роки тому +1

      No excuse.

  • @ks_ig2728
    @ks_ig2728 Рік тому +14

    Back when Peter actually cared about his family.

  • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
    @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 3 роки тому +35

    1:21
    Brian: the light bulbs last night, my fleas, Chris's pimples? They're just like darkness, gadflies and boils. Three of the plagues god visited upon Egypt when the pharaoh angered him in the old testament.

    • @alphathorsten5045
      @alphathorsten5045 2 роки тому +3

      Oh, come on, Brian. There’s a logical explanation for all those things. There was a power surge, you don’t bathe, and Chris has had acne problems since the fourth grade. The kids were all calling him “Chrisco” and “Pizzaface” and “Rootin’ Tootin’ Raspberry.” Remember Chris?

    • @boogie_m0nster
      @boogie_m0nster 2 роки тому +4

      Back when Brian was religious

    • @Tsubasa2030
      @Tsubasa2030 Рік тому +3

      @@alphathorsten5045 Now I do. *cries*

    • @tyrone162
      @tyrone162 Рік тому +1

      @@Tsubasa2030
      Meg - (shrieks)

    • @Tsubasa2030
      @Tsubasa2030 Рік тому +2

      Meg, what's wrong?
      Meg: I was giving Stewie a bath, and...and...

  • @buddytenney7121
    @buddytenney7121 2 роки тому +13

    2:15 Brian: You want an explanation?
    (Slaps Peter three times)
    God. Is. Pissed!
    Me: Says the dog who doesn't believe in God.

  • @kittenclysm116
    @kittenclysm116 4 роки тому +40

    2:15 The explanation for COVID-19

  • @levifout60882
    @levifout60882 2 роки тому +12

    How positively delightful, it's as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble.

  • @Gygantis3DRullz
    @Gygantis3DRullz 4 роки тому +13

    2:15 Doom Eternal ending without context.

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 3 місяці тому +2

    3:34 GOD: "Peggy, turn off the plagues please?"
    PEGGY: "Yes sir, Mr. Patterson."
    GOD: "...S-shhh-she's new." 😂

  • @danmang923
    @danmang923 Рік тому +24

    God I miss the old Family Guys.... even they had some wholesome messages behind the episodes.

  • @ryanarment5393
    @ryanarment5393 Місяць тому +5

    The good old days. When Brian was the voice of reason instead of the biggest douche in a show where everyone is a douche. Lois was a good mother and tried to reign in peter’s stupidity instead of an abusive reprehensible pirate hooker. And Peter was a well meaning, but still idiotic man child instead of a malicious psychopath who has broken every criminal law there is.

  • @griffinaward023
    @griffinaward023 4 роки тому +13

    0:23 “Oh come on Lois those were written like two hundred years ago.”
    Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no. They were written WAAAAAAAY longer than that.

    • @silverstrike5904
      @silverstrike5904 3 роки тому

      Yep

    • @Sovereign01
      @Sovereign01 3 роки тому +1

      ... yes, that's the joke 😁

    • @griffinaward023
      @griffinaward023 2 роки тому +1

      @@Sovereign01 How’s that supposed to be a joke?

    • @rubyskylorrose
      @rubyskylorrose 2 роки тому +1

      @@griffinaward023 I agree ☝️. It’s written in the Old Testament which is no laughing matter 😢

  • @cathalcorcoran2554
    @cathalcorcoran2554 4 роки тому +13

    2:13 2020 in a nutshell

  • @muhammadhakimie7562
    @muhammadhakimie7562 4 роки тому +17

    2.02 back when stewie is evil hahaha but that line is so funny

  • @nicolasmedina7642
    @nicolasmedina7642 Рік тому +6

    Notice how at 3:42 when the storm clouds dissipate so does the massive tree in their backyard

  • @jdx4174
    @jdx4174 Рік тому +7

    The frog at the end is the best🤣🤣

    • @tonymata8070
      @tonymata8070 8 місяців тому

      That freaking got me. 🤣💀

  • @zankfilms2898
    @zankfilms2898 2 роки тому +13

    "You want an explination, GOD, IS, PISSED!"

    • @liliavazquez3976
      @liliavazquez3976 9 місяців тому +2

      "Aaah! Let's Get Outta Here!"
      *Frogs Comes Out*

  • @iulaihe51299
    @iulaihe51299 9 місяців тому +3

    2:10
    thats good animation skill you can aee the anger & fear in her eyes

  • @LeeLeezy19
    @LeeLeezy19 5 днів тому +1

    at 2:12, i notice the stewie picture in the background, stewie's clothes looks just like the one from the unaired pilot nice reference

  • @percyproductions634
    @percyproductions634 3 роки тому +13

    2:26 Stewie Is Very Happy

  • @shinigamimaster4708
    @shinigamimaster4708 Рік тому +13

    Damn, I'd hate to think what would happen if he pissed off Zeus. Well Zeus' punishments are more cruel than God's

    • @craniifer
      @craniifer Рік тому

      You could argue the Abrahamic God is just as bad, but prefers to draw the whole thing out.

    • @shinigamimaster4708
      @shinigamimaster4708 Рік тому +3

      @@craniifer yup. And in this case, He'd rather have God punish him than Zeus since he'd probably make him regret the day he was born.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 7 місяців тому

      I wonder how Christians would react if they discovered that God was female?

  • @kerryallen9128
    @kerryallen9128 Рік тому +7

    I like that episode of family guy especially when Brian the dog says God is pissed

  • @556deltawolf
    @556deltawolf Рік тому +13

    Funny because Peter could've saved Chris easily. All he had to do was kill a young lamb and use the blood to mark the outside of his door.

    • @kristophersy773
      @kristophersy773 Рік тому +1

      A bit late for that, he had to do that before the Spirit came to claim the souls

    • @JohnAymar-k4o
      @JohnAymar-k4o Рік тому +1

      Um I think God would actually notice him doing that

    • @kristophersy773
      @kristophersy773 Рік тому

      @@JohnAymar-k4o True, but then again God sent an angel of death in Egypt for the plague right?

    • @user09832
      @user09832 8 місяців тому

      ​@@kristophersy773 yeah even here god sends an angel

  • @Eshkanama
    @Eshkanama 5 років тому +17

    2:56 😂😂😂

  • @art_hist_2000
    @art_hist_2000 9 місяців тому +2

    Lois: Oh my God!
    Peter: Yeeees?
    😂😂😂 I'm dead!

  • @colleenfinuf4188
    @colleenfinuf4188 3 роки тому +17

    Back when Family Guy was tasteful.

  • @IAmNotHim97
    @IAmNotHim97 3 роки тому +11

    “God. Is. PISSED!”
    ~The Atheist

  • @bigbossgaming5329
    @bigbossgaming5329 2 роки тому +36

    God I miss it when Lois and Peter were good parents, Chris was a lovable dummy, Meg was only the butt of the joke every couple episodes, Brian was a good dog, and Stewie was evil

    • @jamtop1105
      @jamtop1105 Рік тому +1

      *Peter and Lois

    • @Beyond-Mysteries
      @Beyond-Mysteries Рік тому +1

      So you miss what never was since Peter and Lois were always awful parents.
      Megs been the full butt since episode 2.
      Brian is getting better.
      Stewie is still evil.

    • @PintheDog
      @PintheDog 10 місяців тому

      @@Beyond-Mysteries Don't kid yourself. Brian will _never_ get better again.

    • @Beyond-Mysteries
      @Beyond-Mysteries 10 місяців тому

      @PintheDog So what about "Family Cat" where he knew something wasn't right, warned the entire family about Pouncy, admitted he's been a bad dog to Meg, tracked her down then risked his life against an entire Army just to save her.
      That's not becoming better?

    • @PintheDog
      @PintheDog 10 місяців тому

      @@Beyond-Mysteries No, I won't. That's one episode. He reverted back to being a sucky character soon after.

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 3 роки тому +13

    I am astonished at the utter lack of cuttaway gags.

    • @jameshaggerty8348
      @jameshaggerty8348 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly my thoughts.

    • @RyanTheDark
      @RyanTheDark Рік тому +2

      The show when it was in its golden age. Season 1-3 was the best.

  • @templatelf
    @templatelf Рік тому +3

    You know for being all forgiving, guiding you the right way, omniscient, omnipotent, nigh invincible , this god dude is pretty petty.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 7 місяців тому

      He's like a kid holding a magnifying glass over an ant hill
      Good thing he isn't real

  • @juliebradley5892
    @juliebradley5892 3 роки тому +14

    Brian: You want an explanation? God... is... PISSED!
    Me: Um, I don't mean to burst your bubble, Brian, but I don't think athiests are supposed to say that.

    • @AlastorAltruistGaming
      @AlastorAltruistGaming 2 роки тому +5

      This was at the point of the show before the writers made Brian an atheist.

    • @Sovereign01
      @Sovereign01 2 роки тому +1

      Shouldn't that be "Burst your Mr Bubble"? 😜

    • @williebelcher9303
      @williebelcher9303 2 роки тому

      @@AlastorAltruistGaming which is stupid cause actually saw his son Jesus so

  • @CarolynDestruction
    @CarolynDestruction 5 років тому +21

    People in 2019: y is everyone dying?
    Me: 2:25

  • @jashawnwhite9590
    @jashawnwhite9590 8 місяців тому +3

    1:46 She has a cute scream
    2:00 He’s enjoying it

  • @TheDeadman4093
    @TheDeadman4093 3 роки тому +7

    2:16 GOD. IS. PISSED.

  • @CloneScavengerVulpin8389
    @CloneScavengerVulpin8389 3 роки тому +14

    Peter really ticked off God.

  • @felllucas123gaming8
    @felllucas123gaming8 3 місяці тому +1

    0:26 “ Time have changed ” (Light bulbs breaking)

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos Рік тому +3

    I love that image of all of the frogs leaping out of Peter's shirt.

  • @theelitemanticore151
    @theelitemanticore151 3 місяці тому +2

    “Oh my God!”
    *”YES?”* 😏
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @davidmckelvey2601
    @davidmckelvey2601 Рік тому +14

    I love how Brian acknowledges God's existence even though he's an atheist.

    • @Yeahimman32
      @Yeahimman32 Рік тому +3

      This was before he's an atheist

    • @zeke7200
      @zeke7200 Рік тому +1

      I think Pearl's death caused him to start over drinking and stop believing in god

  • @thomasgray127
    @thomasgray127 Рік тому +4

    3:04
    Even Stewie was concerned about Chris

  • @damianches3805
    @damianches3805 11 місяців тому +6

    How come Peter Griffin never won an award like Homer Simpson 🤨💬?

  • @snakeeyes2551
    @snakeeyes2551 6 років тому +36

    Brian is actually incorrect it's the actually the death of the firstborn child, not the death of the firstborn son

    • @cedricmartin8797
      @cedricmartin8797 6 років тому +6

      I think Brian trying get Peter to know who first... So firstson means Chris.

    • @redkingrauri3769
      @redkingrauri3769 5 років тому +13

      It is firstborn son. Exodus 11:4-6: "About midnight I will go throughout Egypt. Every firstborn son in Egypt will die, from the firstborn son of Pharaoh, who sits on the throne, to the firstborn of the slave girl, who is at her hand mill, and all the firstborn of the cattle as well. There will be loud wailing throughout Egypt-worse than there has ever been or ever will be again."
      Remember this is the old testament. Daughters don't matter.

    • @SilverAshes109
      @SilverAshes109 5 років тому

      It would still be Chris... Unless you mean to just correct the wording.

    • @redkingrauri3769
      @redkingrauri3769 5 років тому

      @@SilverAshes109 I know it's Chris. I'm saying the initial post is wrong.

    • @crystalr4737
      @crystalr4737 5 років тому +1

      So meg wouldve died

  • @anniegao9105
    @anniegao9105 4 роки тому +10

    1:46 *fangirl scream*

    • @Tayla-ChanProd6245
      @Tayla-ChanProd6245 Рік тому +2

      Startled me.

    • @anniegao9105
      @anniegao9105 3 місяці тому

      lol ikr well appropriately…
      *screams like Meg with bloody hands when seeing this*

  • @percyproductions634
    @percyproductions634 3 роки тому +7

    2:15 You Want an Explanation??? *Snap Cheeks* GOD IS PISSED

  • @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe
    @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe Рік тому +4

    🎶I send the swarm, I send the horde
    Thus saith the Lord!!!🎶

  • @brodyboes8575
    @brodyboes8575 Рік тому +3

    1:48 When someone has bad news for you

  • @thelonelykloud7435
    @thelonelykloud7435 5 років тому +10

    Your wife 😂😂

  • @kittyofpink
    @kittyofpink 8 місяців тому +1

    You know, at 3:11 when Peter says “run towards the light,” instead of Peter being stupid and not knowing what Chris was saying, he could’ve been saying “go to heaven. You’ll like it better than here.”

  • @Malloy2-j5z
    @Malloy2-j5z Рік тому +3

    2:16 never make the man upstairs mad

  • @TMan5636
    @TMan5636 4 місяці тому +2

    You know you've f*cked up royally when even the atheist is saying "God is Pissed!"

    • @PurpleGuy661
      @PurpleGuy661 2 місяці тому

      Brian only said he was an atheist cuz he wanted to score a woman

  • @burnsyboyy7534
    @burnsyboyy7534 2 роки тому +6

    Its as if someone Stabbed Mr Bubble 😂😂😂.