Family Guy - Attacked by Plagues
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"You want an explanation? God is pissed!" is unironically badass.
Before Brian became Flanderized.
Coming from someone who is an atheist. Brian?
Seriously I don't know why but I absolutely love that line
Unironically? Brian is an atheist... pretty fuckin' ironic to me
@@ThatGuy-vi6cjyou have a an understanding of the Lord.
Peter saying the Ten Commandments were written two hundred years ago is such an underrated gag
How?
@@kassiuswithakay5329 He's confusing the Commandments of the bible with the Amendments of the American Constitution
@@nicolasmedina7642 clever
@@nicolasmedina7642 i thought it was a book of mormon reference
@@ImperialDiecastme too lol.
“Peter the final plague is the death of the first born son!” 😳
“OH NO STEWIE!” 😧
“The first born son.” 😲
“MEG!” 😧
“Your wife.” 😒
“CHRIS!” 😧
I love also how Brian says “Your wife” wide-eyed and not with the half-circled dead-eyes lmao
To brian from family guy
You mean "daughter".
6yf
For once, Peter cared about Meg.
@@alejandrinaapodaca3359the joke is that he think that Chris is his wife
You want an explanation
GOD IS PISSED
Ahhhhh let's get out of here!
2020!!!
@Just a Dude I don't think he is an atheist hes just in denial about his fath in god
Says the athiest xD
@@gerardorodriguez7500 why
2:00 "How positively delightful! It's as if someone _stabbed_ Mr. Bubble."
At least he's enjoying this.
Not enough comments about that Stewie loving the bath In blood has me rofl
my baby!
Get out there and tell those people the truth! Make them stop worshipping you before it starts hailing in my house!!
Ah there’s gotta be an explanation for all of this
Stewie actually enjoyed the actual blood bath.
He's evil so it makes sense lol
@@michaeljoyce6766 was evil. He is just gay now lol
@@waxbruh5965 he was gay back then but he just didn't show it
It's as if someone stabbed Mister Bubble
He may be bisexual there recent times he likes girls
Family guy back then made Brian less of douche and Lois’s voice was less cranky and Meg’s voice is much better and Stewie is dark and that is good
You don't like Mila Kunis? I feel like the deeper voice fits the character better.
@@icecreamhero2375 I guess they just got sick of writing a valley girl. so they
flanderized her for being unattractive.
as for Brian? yeah, he sucks now, and Lois? more sensible back then for sure.
I wouldn't say Meg's voice is _better,_ just different. I like both of them.
Yea too bad this joke didnt hit
I think stewie was always great 2 demeinchal but great
2:53 "Good cause this is starting to get really old."
Best describes modern Family Guy.
"You want an explanation?! GOD. IS. PISSED!" That line is honestly pretty hard.
Says the atheist
2:13
Peter: There’s gotta be and explanation for all this?
Brian: You want an explanation. GOD. IS. PISSED!!
and Brian is an Atheist!
2:13
You know God is beyond pissed with your actions when it uses a atheist to tell you he is displeased with your behavior.
🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 ahhh let’s get the hell out of here
@@ketchup2147stop it, stop it! Stop worshipping me!
and yet brian is a athiest...
Man lois was actually a caring mother. Sad to see all those characters turn into the current caricatures
2:15 Brian: You want an Explanation, God is Pissed
i hate brian but that is one of my favorite lines from when he was a good character
AAAAAAAH, let’s get outta here.
@@jordandill7863 I miss when Brian was a likable character
@@nicholasheredia4235
Peter, this is the final plague.
@@tyrone162 Good, ‘cause this is starting to get really old.
"Well someone's got a pretty high opinion of herself"
I died 😂😂
"Write down:
One: You shall have no other God’s before me.
Two: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.
Three: Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
Four: Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy.
Five..."
"Excuse me! How many of these commandments do you have?"
"Ten!"
"What? Are you serious? Only ten commadments and we already wasted four of them?"
"What do you mean by "wasted"?"
"I mean: They all say the same thing: Look at me: I'm the great grand lord! Worship me every time you have the chance or go to hell! Don't you think you're pretty egomaniacal?"
"Should I remember you who are you talking to?"
"Oh right! The incredible magnificent Jeho..."
"Shh! Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain! That's the third rule!"
"What? And how are people gonna worship you if they can't even tell your name!"
"They will refer me as The Lord, or as God!"
"God? But there are many gods out there!"
"No, there aren't!"
"Yes there ar..."
"NO! THERE ARE NOT! THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD! ME! ME AND ONLY ME! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME! YOU EXIST ONLY TO WORSHIP ME AND ME ONLY!"
Not me, Peter. God. The real God.
Any conversation with a woman
Is nobody gonna talk about how even Stewie is concerned that Chris is dying at 3:03?
Well, guess he had some good in him even in the older seasons. There were times of the old episode fleshing out his humanity.
He was completely evil back then
@RyanTheDark I always felt stewie liked his brother even in the older seasons there's this moment and in the newer seasons he saves Chris from getting strangled by a disgruntled former hot dog eating contest champion
“Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son!”
“Oh no, STEWIE!”
“The *first* born son.”
“MEG!”
*“Your wife.”*
“CHRIS!”
🤣😂😂🤣
Lois: Are you kidding me right now
I can't tell if Peter was dumber and the old older cartoons of the newer ones
I don’t get the “your wife” bit.
@@trasegorsuch5140is Meg from Lois tho..?
2:15 When Brian used to be the voice of reason in this family XD
"Ah that's great son, light is good. Run towards the light." I know this quote might make Peter look like an idiot, but actually he knows that Chris is going to die, and so he assures him in his final moments that death is okay and nothing to be afraid of.
How'd he get Chris into being in an incestuous relationship with his dad in a later episode again?
Nope, he's literally just an idiot.
@@stephanniemorin It’s been said that Seth’s legit tired of the show but Fox won’t let it die. If that’s the case, then dude’s half assin’’cause his heart’s no longer in it & he knows he’ll still get that check. I’ve seen seasonal rot in other shows too like SpongeBob, but at least the creator had left at that point, Seth’s still here & what the show has turned into is FAR far away from his caliber of humor. It’s sad really
@@themenacingsloth I'm pretty sure Seth only does voice work on the show at this point, he isn't involved in the actual production at all anymore. Which is probably even sadder than if he was still working on it.
This foreshadows the beginning of Peter hating his children.
I love how Peter broke the fourth wall when mentioning he looked like an Emmy 😂
“Hint, hint.”
@@danielbautista9062Peter: And you still won't give us an emmy?! Come on!! If Modern Family did that joke, you'd be carrying them around on your shoulders!
I love these older episodes. I would feel something every scene for some reason, and had they kept this form of storytelling, the show could have had a longer golden age. Peter, Brian, and Lois were much more likable. Stewie's episodes made me laugh. Meg wasn't overly treated like the punching bag. And Chris was just a teenager with hormones that were relatable. There's so many more characters that were ruined of course, but at least we always have these older seasons.
1:48 "Trust me Meg, at his age it's strictly involuntary." Wtf 😂 One of those jokes I sorta wish I didn't understand.
3:19 heartbreaking moment 😢
The Lion sleep tonight wimoweh slowed down heartbreaking
Chris Griffin death Mozart adagio music classic cartoons
Back when Brian was a Christian
And not a monster who is full of him self.
And back when Stewie was genuinely evil!
U don’t have to be Christian to be educated in religions
Maybe family guy will make an episode about why brian gave up on christianity.
Either that or be a Mormon
"it's like someone stabbed Mr. Bubble"
"My Baby!"
@@liliavazquez39762:05
lois: 😠 get out there and tell those people the truth make them stop worshipping you before it starts hailing in my house
0:53-0:59 Years later, Family Guy is still waiting for an Emmy win.
Peter: And you still won't give us an Emmy?! Come on!! If Modern Family did that joke, you'd be carrying them around on your shoulders.
Reason why Family Guy doesn't get an Emmy is because they keep doing bad jokes for cut aways, poor acting for the characters and get more censorship for words that aren't meant to be said on airwaves: the f bomb and the s words to someon or something happened, not sure why cock is censored, and ahole. Not to mention peter keeps doing more dangerous stuff since he's a retarded person, abusive and very terrible father, out of control drunk and never keeps his word about changing to be good: no more treating his daughter like dirt by telling her to shut up, abandoned her or fart in her face, ruin his love live with Lois, bad role model for Chris and never help with stewie (change diapers or other things)
End it will never get one ever
@@starvoltnexus3139 in 30 years and better screen writing
They do have an Emmy just not the modern writing team
Chris: Dad it's me
Peter: Go to your room
I lost it there 😂.
Darkness
Gadflies
Boils
Water to Blood
Hail (Lois mentions it and there are dark clouds outside, so I'm counting it)
Frogs
Death of the Firstborn
Either some scenes were deleted, or they forgot the lice, pestilence, and locusts.
Either that, or God in this show was being very generous (which pales in comparison to what He did to Pharaoh). God may’ve been angry, but not THAT angry with Peter.
And cattle disease
@@carolinebergin4633 That's what I was referring to with "pestilence".
@@OptimusPhillip ah! I see
Cattle decease was Brian (the dog) with whatever has happening to him
that last part with Chris dying almost made me tear up
"God is pissed"
Keep in mind this is coming from an athiest...
Well that was before the show went into a tailspin
Ok......
Amy Anime Lover this was before they made him an atheist
Well even an atheist would say something like that for something they can’t explain
I feel like now he just says that to make himself look better than everybody. The far left liberals are also atheists typically speaking. Brian is a hypocrite. Remember Stewie once caught him praying in the later episodes, when they thought the world was ending.
3:39 “She’s new” LOL
2:00 2:04 2:15 2:19
2:33 I love how stewie is just enjoying this
Brian: You want an explanation?! GOD! IS! PISSED!
Peter: Aaah! Let's Get Outta Here!
0:30 “Go to your room.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:35
"How positively delightful! It's as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble!"
"My baby! Get out there, and tell those people the truth. Make them stop worshipping you before it starts hailing in my house!"
"Oh, there’s gotta be an explanation for all this!"
@@lanceplaxton6967
You want an explanation? GOD. IS. PISSED!
You want an explanation? God... is... PISSED.
@@lanceplaxton6967 You want an explanation? (slaps) God (slaps) is (slaps) pissed!
0:34 Go to your room 😂
"You want an explanation?! GOD! IS! PISSED!"
Back in the old days when Brian wasn't an atheist.
Really wished they kept him as a Christian, him being an Atheist makes him extremely unlikable tbh and he makes it his entire personality
points for realism
I prefer Brian when he was the straight man/voice of reason.
It’s not that Brian is an atheist that annoys me. It’s that he comes off as being better than everyone and looks down on those who are Christian.
*Chicago: (gets hit with coronavirus, riots, and hurricane force winds one after the other)*
*Mayor Lightfoot:* There's gotta be an explanation for all of this!
*Chicago residents:* You want an explanation? GOD. IS. *_PISSED._*
Hurricanes Hit Florida
@@byronchavarria4954 those are more to keep the florida men from enslaving humanity.
@@byronchavarria4954 Hurticanes dont just hit florida
5000 miles of stinky ass seaweed focuses on maralargo... Trumps like shoot at the ocean! No sir I think gods pissed
More like tornado force winds.
Back when Peter actually cared about his family.
1:34 Poor Chris 😭
1:52 _Trust me Meg, at his age it's strictly involuntary_
Peter is way smarter in older seasons
He used to be a fat fuck, now he's a fat baby.
And not such of self centered asshole like in the newer seasons and when Lois wasn't all dramatic.
In the wrong ways
This whole thing started because Peter and Chris wanted to get their favourite TV show back on air.
2:26 stewie smiling
oh god
(all jokes aside)
2:15 still one of my favorite parts from family guy
You want an explanation!?
GOD! IS! PISSED!
2:15 When you want an explanation as to why you've been having a bad day all day
2:16 You know you fucked up when a athiest tells you god is pissed with you and you can see it on peters face.
The single frog latching onto Peters face at the end, XD
1:46 felt bad Meg screams like eliza voice 😅
Meg: *EEEEEAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!*
Cuz the VA is Eliza here.
The lights going out, Chris's pimples, and Brian's fleas might have been the result of the sandman paying a visit not just to provide dreams but to also pull a prank
After all he has been spending a lot of time around Jack Frost
This is what happens when you upset God
Brissa DLR yep when you anger god you get the Plagues
That explains 2020
So he takes his anger on innocent kids who were only related to the bad guy?
@@spiderjedi0142 That happens because the pharaoh wanted to kill all the first childs of the Israelis again
No excuse.
2:12. You’re welcome!
2:15 Doom Eternal ending without context.
1:21
Brian: the light bulbs last night, my fleas, Chris's pimples? They're just like darkness, gadflies and boils. Three of the plagues god visited upon Egypt when the pharaoh angered him in the old testament.
Oh, come on, Brian. There’s a logical explanation for all those things. There was a power surge, you don’t bathe, and Chris has had acne problems since the fourth grade. The kids were all calling him “Chrisco” and “Pizzaface” and “Rootin’ Tootin’ Raspberry.” Remember Chris?
Back when Brian was religious
@@alphathorsten5045 Now I do. *cries*
@@Tsubasa2030
Meg - (shrieks)
Meg, what's wrong?
Meg: I was giving Stewie a bath, and...and...
2:15 The explanation for COVID-19
No idiot
You want a explainion CHINA....EATS.....BATS
2:13 2020 in a nutshell
Lois: Oh my God!
Peter: Yeeees?
😂😂😂 I'm dead!
0:26 “ Time have changed ” (Light bulbs breaking)
2:15 Brian: You want an explanation?
(Slaps Peter three times)
God. Is. Pissed!
Me: Says the dog who doesn't believe in God.
Peter: ARGH! Let's Get Out Of Here!
2:26 Stewie Is Very Happy
lol why
How positively delightful, it's as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble.
"You want an explination, GOD, IS, PISSED!"
"Aaah! Let's Get Outta Here!"
*Frogs Comes Out*
2:56 😂😂😂
“Oh my God!”
*”YES?”* 😏
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
0:23 “Oh come on Lois those were written like two hundred years ago.”
Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no. They were written WAAAAAAAY longer than that.
Yep
... yes, that's the joke 😁
@@Sovereign01 How’s that supposed to be a joke?
@@griffinaward023 I agree ☝️. It’s written in the Old Testament which is no laughing matter 😢
2.02 back when stewie is evil hahaha but that line is so funny
2:02
Back when Family Guy was tasteful.
2:10
thats good animation skill you can aee the anger & fear in her eyes
Brian: You want an explanation? God... is... PISSED!
Me: Um, I don't mean to burst your bubble, Brian, but I don't think athiests are supposed to say that.
This was at the point of the show before the writers made Brian an atheist.
Shouldn't that be "Burst your Mr Bubble"? 😜
@@AlastorAltruistGaming which is stupid cause actually saw his son Jesus so
The frog at the end is the best🤣🤣
That freaking got me. 🤣💀
Notice how at 3:42 when the storm clouds dissipate so does the massive tree in their backyard
It was blown away by strong winds
Funny because Peter could've saved Chris easily. All he had to do was kill a young lamb and use the blood to mark the outside of his door.
A bit late for that, he had to do that before the Spirit came to claim the souls
Um I think God would actually notice him doing that
@@user-vf4xl2dp8j True, but then again God sent an angel of death in Egypt for the plague right?
@@kristophersy773 yeah even here god sends an angel
You know for being all forgiving, guiding you the right way, omniscient, omnipotent, nigh invincible , this god dude is pretty petty.
He's like a kid holding a magnifying glass over an ant hill
Good thing he isn't real
Peter really ticked off God.
And all just to save a tv show from cancellation. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jameshaggerty8348 exactly
I’ll say he did piss God off completely in my book 📕
@@rubyskylorrose yes.
“God. Is. PISSED!”
~The Atheist
How come Peter Griffin never won an award like Homer Simpson 🤨💬?
Damn, I'd hate to think what would happen if he pissed off Zeus. Well Zeus' punishments are more cruel than God's
You could argue the Abrahamic God is just as bad, but prefers to draw the whole thing out.
@@craniifer yup. And in this case, He'd rather have God punish him than Zeus since he'd probably make him regret the day he was born.
I wonder how Christians would react if they discovered that God was female?
God I miss the old Family Guys.... even they had some wholesome messages behind the episodes.
So like any episode lol
It's wholesome to consider pride as a bad thing?
I am astonished at the utter lack of cuttaway gags.
Exactly my thoughts.
The show when it was in its golden age. Season 1-3 was the best.
I love how Brian acknowledges God's existence even though he's an atheist.
This was before he's an atheist
I think Pearl's death caused him to start over drinking and stop believing in god
I like that episode of family guy especially when Brian the dog says God is pissed
Your wife 😂😂
2:16 GOD. IS. PISSED.
God I miss it when Lois and Peter were good parents, Chris was a lovable dummy, Meg was only the butt of the joke every couple episodes, Brian was a good dog, and Stewie was evil
*Peter and Lois
So you miss what never was since Peter and Lois were always awful parents.
Megs been the full butt since episode 2.
Brian is getting better.
Stewie is still evil.
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead Don't kid yourself. Brian will _never_ get better again.
@PintheDog So what about "Family Cat" where he knew something wasn't right, warned the entire family about Pouncy, admitted he's been a bad dog to Meg, tracked her down then risked his life against an entire Army just to save her.
That's not becoming better?
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead No, I won't. That's one episode. He reverted back to being a sucky character soon after.
For once, I agree with Lois
People in 2019: y is everyone dying?
Me: 2:25
You could say that again.
1:48 When someone has bad news for you
This is from S2 E9 for anyone who wants to know... :)
2:16 never make the man upstairs mad
1:46 *fangirl scream*
Startled me.
lol ikr well appropriately…
*screams like Meg with bloody hands when seeing this*
3:34 GOD: "Peggy, turn off the plagues please?"
PEGGY: "Yes sir, Mr. Patterson."
GOD: "...S-shhh-she's new." 😂
3:04
Even Stewie was concerned about Chris
I like Brian because he’s funny
@2:15 2020 in a nutshell
especially with the coronavirus, the murder hornets, and the stings they leave
God does listen when we cry out to him.
I send a pestilence and plague
Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread
Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until you break, until you yield
I send the swarm! I send the horde!
Thus saith the Lord!
Nice "Prince of Egypt" reference
One of the best early DreamWorks movies
“Wow i look like a freaking Emmy”
“...Hint hint...”
Best line since 2016 not gonna lie 😂
Its as if someone Stabbed Mr Bubble 😂😂😂.
When you forget to return the slab to King Ramses
*Plays the 10 plagues song from Prince of Egypt*
You know that song is playing when you think of the 10 plagues
Great idea!
LET MY PEOPLE GO!
Yep, a pretty good song too
“I send my scourge, I send my sword, thus sayeth the Lord!”
I love that image of all of the frogs leaping out of Peter's shirt.