In other news, a truck carrying various sports balls has crashed into a local park. Balls are spilling uncontrollably into the park recreational area. More at 7.
I love how the fact you're perfecting comboing the entire thing makes it seem like it's just a harder version of the game, only to unleash hell at the very end.
Boy: ok who the fuck is doing this, this can't be just coincidence or accidental. 0:13 Girl: Should... should I just keep pretending that I don't notice all the balls...?
I like how, despite the chaos, the actual song doesn't have anything severely out of rhythm. There's just more. Even the perfect is kept. And then they all take revenge. Just an utter wave of sports equipment, saying "fuck your perfect!" It's beautiful.
Imagine seeing some kid just launch like 20 balls several hundred feet into the air within the span of a single second. And miss only two. Bet that girls wondering what else could move like that💀
I like how Double Date is supposed to be a slow, relaxing song. But then in this case, the boyfriend just have a strong leg to keep kicking while continuously blushing after every kick. And the girlfriend just have her face stuck since the beaver (am I right?) keep jumping.
I can imagine how everyone heard about the fact that there is a guy who hits any ball that approaches him and called the ENTIRE city to throw him the ball
Breaking news Local small child was assaulted by a bunch of balls and using his strongest leg managed to kick all but 2 balls away but 5 of those balls did hit someone’s grandma and now she’s in the er but hey he just signed a contract to play for fc Cincinnati for 1.5 billion dollars also 10 balls did hit nearby cars and caused a mass pile up but who cares right? AND DONT SAY YOU
Mere mortals could not comprehend the vast amount of euphoria gained by the weasels that day. As their faces for ever will be stuck in that one state, one could only wonder what kind of inhumane things they must have witnessed. But we will never know, for we are just simple in thought and feelings. And all we see is a pair of weasels just franticly jumping while smiling as hard as they can. Not understanding their lack of fear, for what this man potentially could do to them next for ruining his date... Have a nice day.
The soccerball bounces 1 time as being a lightweight The basketball bounces 2 times due to more weight The football is lighter but bounces 3 times dur to aerodynamic shape
how doesnt the girl hear the crap going on and WHY IS THERE SO MANY BALLS DUDE the first couple of times might be an accident even the actual song might be an accident but THIS is just excessive
What really sells it to me is her not even glancing at the growing chaos via sport equipment.
At most her face goes from a smile to being frozen in shock
@@deadlyplum2652shock at the jumpings weasels
she's just so enamored by the weasels
number 1 meerkat enthusiast
She's not even looking at the little goofballs.
Who keeps tossing all those ⚽️ 🏀 🏈 at the poor guy? Y’all gonna give him permanent leg damage
His homie doesn't want him to leave them for a girl
some guy dumping out the entire PE closet on this date
@@liamdeeznMan lives by bros before hoes smh
way he kicks those balls he already has permanent leg damage
He literally became door-kun but for balls
In other news, a truck carrying various sports balls has crashed into a local park. Balls are spilling uncontrollably into the park recreational area. More at 7.
there's more?
@@lokyinng5155at 7, yes
It’s been 3 days. Liar.
"Balls are spilling uncontrollably" is definitely one of the sentences of all time
@@lokyinng5155Would you like to know more?
the girl must be absolutely ENTHRALLED by something just offscreen for her to not even register all the ball-smacking noises to her right
It's somebody else fighting off even more balls
That permanent surprised expression is hilarious.
:O
I think she might be braindead... or deaf.
@@vsptylore3639are you implying that this isn't already enough
Shes looking at the moles
Homie really said "F*ck your perfect!" At the end there
If you're not going to censor properly why do it at all
Because UA-cam might ban.
Tip: UA-cam is very strict. Yet it allows p--n bypasses. People are free to report anything.
@@oscaradeaza1203 you can't get banned for swearing, lmao, and even if you could, why would a single letter be enough?
@@smartydoofus9598I agree with you but damn your profile picture isn’t helping your case.
BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE CENSORS OORAGHH@@smartydoofus9598
Tip: don’t date next to a sport store
I think it is school and its the sports club
@@Daxterbeerthat joke went above your head
@@Daxterbeerthat joke was looking at you in the face and you didn't even realise
@@taxfraudisnotwhatirecommendi dont think sports stores randomly discards balls as much as a school does
@@themetalmario77 sports store: ah no!! not our shelves no no noo!!!
Because of all the leaves, I feel like he’s just kicking them into the tree, and then keeps knocking them back out with the next balls
I didn't even notice the leaves lol
He's just decimating a tree
You can see the rugby/American football balls land in the background
Ok SURELY the girl should notice what’s going on, right? ….Unless if she’s deaf, in which case I don’t blame her.
Of course she notice what is happening,you dont see her face?its literally:😮
She knows better not to stray his attention
Her PTSD kicked in
yoj mean blind?
She's got the airpods in
In my recommended, I see “Double Date but your homie is lonely,” however, once I click on it, it morphs into “Double Date but balls before hoes” how
Congrats finding my vid at the exact moment I thought of this title lmao. Well which one you like better tho
previous better imo, i think the new one kind of sucks
new one is better imo
@@liamdeeznI'm just trying to figure out how gardening implements were brought into this.
Double date but there's an accident at the gym(and no one bothered to fix it)
Some random Guy: oh F*ck my comically large crate of sports balls, i sure hope there isnt anyone sitting down here
"He will never be balling"
Meanwhile:
Aside from the end, this looks legitimately fun
Don't worry I didn't include the end part in the actual playable map so you can try to go for a perfect. It's in the description
what game is this?@@liamdeezn
@@FractalSpaces Rhythm Heaven Fever
@@FractalSpacesrhythm fever
Bro the jocks don't want him to get a gf
Soyboys vs Chad
Idc how good those jocks are at sports, there’s no denying that that boy could shatter their bones just by kicking it
I love how the fact you're perfecting comboing the entire thing makes it seem like it's just a harder version of the game, only to unleash hell at the very end.
When litterally NOTHING is gonna stop you from shooting your shot
Nobody:
The girl: 😮
is no one gonna talk about how his crush/juliet's face was frozen the whole time?
Wait,the girl is called Juliet😮?,today i learned something new
Her PTSD kicked in
Boy: ok who the fuck is doing this, this can't be just coincidence or accidental.
0:13
Girl: Should... should I just keep pretending that I don't notice all the balls...?
you missed 2 balls, restart
I like how, despite the chaos, the actual song doesn't have anything severely out of rhythm. There's just more. Even the perfect is kept.
And then they all take revenge. Just an utter wave of sports equipment, saying "fuck your perfect!" It's beautiful.
1:58 Balls
Ligma
Officer Balls
Ballzz
Imagine seeing some kid just launch like 20 balls several hundred feet into the air within the span of a single second. And miss only two. Bet that girls wondering what else could move like that💀
NO
NO
POV: You try to hang out with your GF but everyone behind you can’t play Volleyball for their lives
The football animation is bastardly evil.
"We tried getting your attention"
"No you didn't"
I'm not an expert but i think that the girl's PTSD kicked in
His bro is trying to get them to break up so they can play more video games so he’s throwing a bunch of balls at them.
That drum beat goes hard tho ngl
I like how Double Date is supposed to be a slow, relaxing song. But then in this case, the boyfriend just have a strong leg to keep kicking while continuously blushing after every kick.
And the girlfriend just have her face stuck since the beaver (am I right?) keep jumping.
Definitely not beavers, maybe meerkats
Why is the entire sports community trying to ruin this date
Bro said “🤷♂️🦵⚽️🏀🏈👩🦳🐒🧡🐒🩷!”
Gotta love the permanent look of surprise on the girl at 0:11, as if she's been confused and dumbfounded into a perpetual silence
"Gotta prep for the game" "witch one?" "ALL THE ONES THAT MATTER"
His left foot : *Crunchy*
Did he bag her? The world may never know...
Sentient sports balls are absolutely PISSED at this kid for NO REASON. Sends ENTIRE army to ruin his date.
i love the calm soundtrack overlayed with both the rolling balls and the guy going absolutely insane 😭😭😭
What’s crazy is he only missed two
I can imagine how everyone heard about the fact that there is a guy who hits any ball that approaches him and called the ENTIRE city to throw him the ball
That poor tree
You're dating a corpse... Or you're in resident evil town...
"There he is officer, the man from my 5th grade math problems."
Never skip leg day 🗣️🗣️🗣️
1:58 It's raining balls
Hallelujah
My guy's out kicking chun li
He really said “🦵⚽️🏀🏈”
I like the "fuck you" at the end. Just in case you made it that far.
jeez that tree branch must be baren judging by how many leaves fell.
What is even going on the left side?
A field day?
Olympics?
I think the owner of the local sports store is a little jealous that some kid got more game than him
Just the end where they release the entire field
“So how did you start your soccer career?”
“It’s complicated.”
Breaking news
Local small child was assaulted by a bunch of balls and using his strongest leg managed to kick all but 2 balls away but 5 of those balls did hit someone’s grandma and now she’s in the er but hey he just signed a contract to play for fc Cincinnati for 1.5 billion dollars also 10 balls did hit nearby cars and caused a mass pile up but who cares right? AND DONT SAY YOU
Leg: im outta here (goes on fire then becomes dust)
The end 💀
Mere mortals could not comprehend the vast amount of euphoria gained by the weasels that day.
As their faces for ever will be stuck in that one state, one could only wonder what kind of inhumane things they must have witnessed.
But we will never know, for we are just simple in thought and feelings.
And all we see is a pair of weasels just franticly jumping while smiling as hard as they can.
Not understanding their lack of fear, for what this man potentially could do to them next for ruining his date...
Have a nice day.
This is great 😂
Beat goes hard though.
Bro is the most gifted athlete 💀
1:58 the balls: OK THAT'S IT BUDDY!
His girlfriend really said “😲”
Meanwhile the people at the church wondering where all the footballs are coming from.
Girl is shocked for her entire life
imagine doing this with the rhythm heaven ds control scheme
Bro has got a career as an NFL punter
*BALLS*
*BOTTOM TEXT*
BUMPER BALLS!!!
this is the kinda garbage chinese PvZ1 mods would do, the modder literally said *"MORE OF THEM."*
what was girl looking at to the point where she could not even hear all of the ball kicks😂
and who tf keeps throwing balls at this man
she's flabbergasted
How do you kick a basketball without bruising the hell out of your foot
The footballs 🏈 remind me of those dang yellow spears from the undyne fight
Boy: 😐
Girl:😯
I notice 2 balls escaped💀
Dawg there were like 80 balls heading towards him, its more impressive that he only couldn’t kick 2
it's reminds me one of those guitar hero tracks that puts a damn catch out at the end to mess with the fc
It's ok he got head after this
Shes looking at the star explosions
Those dude from the sports club must really be jealous of that guy.
Its actuqlly just the same couple balls falling out of the tree
The speed of this guy's leg is extremely impressive
Never missed leg day
No one's even catching the footballs anymore.
this is probably the only man who can kick his own head whilst sitting
never skip leg day 🔥🔥🔥
I want to see it where he’s sitting with a ball, girlfriend is in the hole and he’s kicking prairie dogs.
Double Date if it was made in Heaven Studio
dude if i be him, i will get all the ball and sell it.. gonna be rich 😂
that guys right leg is gonna be so strong
no but the leaves falling imply that he kicked them into a tree and now i wanna know how the woman doesn't fucking notice
Balls before halls
My man over here is fighting for his life...
The last part almost felt like wavespamming
Dude is training to be Sanji in the One Piece anime remake
balls
The soccerball bounces 1 time as being a lightweight
The basketball bounces 2 times due to more weight
The football is lighter but bounces 3 times dur to aerodynamic shape
那兩隻大老鼠真是太有喜感了!☺️
how doesnt the girl hear the crap going on
and WHY IS THERE SO MANY BALLS DUDE
the first couple of times might be an accident
even the actual song might be an accident
but THIS is just excessive
Not today babe I'm really tired after our date.
Ball is life.
I like how her face broke so she spends the next minute and half going 😮
He remembers the bro code
Where did all these balls come from?