Mortal Kombat 11 : Noob Saibot Roasting Kombatants Intro Dialogues
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- Mortal Kombat 11 : Noob Saibot Roasting Kombatants Intro Dialogues
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OUTRO MUSIC: Production Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound: www.epidemicsound.com - Ігри
"Name me one realm you control".
Savage.
Ouch, my heart!
All the ointment in Outworld couldn't treat that burn.
"Sharp tongue for a dead man."
Oooff
“Then who will mourn you”
Bit cold there Bi-Han
This joke didn’t make me laugh,
But it did make me smile
Death is the coldest ice
He’s the original sub zero after all
If I were Skarlet I’d be devastated
I like the way he says that
"You are a thug, not a thief"
*Speech 100*
*Destruction 100*
He is right about that too.
4 years and no one was going to add Pickpocket 100? Shame.
0:30
Noob Saibot: "Your dead ancestors whisper."
Kung Lao: "With quiet pride, I'm sure."
Noob Saibot: "They mock you, Kung Lao."
Brutal.
I would mock him too
@@skrillframe64 why
That's 🔥 Burn at 100th level
*BRUTALITY 100*
Shao Kahn got bodied into oblivion
"Death is the coldest Ice."
-Noob Saibot
His not wrong
Fitting, given that he was the previous Sub-Zero.
*Then who will mourn you?*
"Name one realm you control."
*SPEECH 100*
*REKT 100*
"No realms?"
Bi-Han
Bro proves Spawn's words, that he's so petty
Scorpion: "Do not expect mercy!"
Noob Saibot: "I Expect incompetance!"
Noob Saibot is the one who is incompetent
Savage!
Nobody has the right to treat Hanzo like that 😤
@@seanbotti5385 plot armor
@@seanbotti5385 Bihan kicked scorpions ass two times
"I would not allow female Lin Kuei"
That's actually the most wholesome thing Bi-Han said
It actually is. He is actually kind enough to leave women home and not get them all killed 💀 Bi-Han is pure black airforce energy
Me thinks he HATES woke to you know..."Go woke go broke" @@BarsusDraco
Noob Saibot has no chill. He is on fire with these roasts.
I see what u did there!
*Toasty!*
Reading that made me feel air headed
"Kuai Liang would be a better grandmaster"
This goes to show Noob Saibot still cares about Sub Zero, and has no respect for Frost. No one does.
Frost is an insecure brat
Don't think he cares about Sub Zero, he just thinks Frost is way worse
Nah his just sexist
@@1nfinitune533
I think he cares deep deep down but the thing he's become is too overpowering
He still in his own way loves his brother, even if he doesnt want to admit it
He just destroyed them before they even began fighting.
3:14
Noob:And her soul is mine.
Shang-Tsung:Hey! It was mine line!
Noob: your line is mine!!!!!!
@@andrewjacob8087 as well as his soul
Liu Kang: I am not done fighting yet.
Noob: You are already dead.
Liu Kang: *NANI?*
Noob:*triggered*
What if he said that in Japanese.
Noob Saibot and Scarecrow
Both involved in fear
Both have sickles
Both look like grim reapers
Both Savage as hell
I see no difference. 😁
Bi-Han uses fear to kill and serve his undead army. Crane uses fear to manipulate and serve his sadistic research.
Coincidence? I think not.
Erron black
"Oh hell no!"
But Tobias Boon is more black
Noob Saibot vs Scarecrow should be interesting af
Wish they put some DC Characters in MK11 as guests characters tho
1:10
'Kahn with no Throne.'
*'I Will Reclaim It.'*
*'From beyond the grave??'*
**DESTRUCTION 100**
Had to scroll too far for this one. Dude is telling Shao Kahn not to make plans for the future cuz his future is about to end 😂
"name one realm you control" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
1:05 General Shao: "What Will You Do, Now That Quan Chi's Gone?"
Noob Saibot: "Kill You." Good One.
He just destroyed mk 's biggest villain shao kahn with just some words.
Seriously the most savage character of them all.😂
I love how he complements Sub-Zero while he says shit to him
Finally someone that gets into the banter and doesn't record the walk ups
He straight murdered Shao Kahn. Shit wasn't even fair
I kept scrolling hoping to see a comment about Johnny but decided to stop my search here LOL. You have to be both pretty dang fast, and smart to be able to snap back at Johnny like that.
@@Diavolotheboss66Johnny handled it pretty well.
“They mock you kung Lao”
I feel bad for him
Noob kind of looks like a crusader in the thumbnail
Or like a viking
Roman warrior
nah he looks medieval
Crusader of death.
The helmet style didn't exist until hundreds of years after the crusades.
Sub Zero: do not speak of my friends
Noob saibot: sure cuz u have none
Hayden Lin hanzo and smoke: *Am I a joke to you?*
Rox_MKX11 _ They wouldn’t say that considering they’re dead.
How bout Jax tho?
Me: You don’t have any friends Bi-Han
the edgy one strikes again
After seeing every single characters' intro dialogue, I still say that Bi Han simply delivered the hottest roast, the nastiest burn, to some characters. Sure, he may not roast every character like, say, Johnny Cage, Cassie Cage, Spawn, etc, but his roasts are quality roasts, like well roast. Some characters close to him when it comes to epic roast or comeback are Liu Kang, Fujin (surprisingly), Rambo, Spawn, Baraka, and Kabal. Shang Tsung is truly close to him when it comes to it.
His most epic roasts in my opinion are:
- Name one realm you control. (To Shao Kahn)
- I expect incompetence. (To Scorpion)
- It also has your friend, Smoke. (To Sub Zero)
- More like perfect savage. (To Mileena)
- I would not allow female Lin Kuei. (To Frost)
Rewatch the dialogue's I think Spawn in the all time roaster.
He also roasted Johnny well
I also liked then who will mourn you? (to scarlet)
He also said to Sonya join your soilders in hell 💀
God Damn your voice is like nails on a chalkboard
It'll be the last thing you hear
Oh hell no
That caught me off guard lol
Erron Black basically said "Fuck this shit"
AH HELL NAH!
lol erron is the only char that have sharp tongue as johnny. Thats why johnny like 'hate' him, even in his announcer pack 🤣
Erron should say: "From you, yes"..
Noob: Quan Chi no longer binds me
Shao Kahn: Now what will you do, specter
Noob: Ya know T-bag, bully, break tier lists, all that good stuff
3:09 that was cold bro real cold.
Bi-Han: You killed Hanzo.
D'vorah: yeah. You can thank me later.
Bi-Han: *Y O U K I L L E D H A N Z O*
Dvorah stole his kill
3:46 Brotherly love
Noob: “NI-“
Lmao 😭😭😭
3:26 Based Noob Saibot
Noob Saibot does the best roasting of others.
Nah, Spawn is. Although Noob is a close second
3:37 best quote from Bi-Han
Lol Erron Blacks response!
0:40
“Noob Saibot the Roast King”😝
1:31 is the best one 😂
Frost: You should have been Grandmaster
Noob saibot: I would not allow female Lin Kuei
Me: DAYUUUM!
Frost: REEEEEEE!!!
2:21BEST NOOB ROAST EVER
Noob really is the most savage kombatant
*"NAME ONE REALM YOU CONTROL."*
Just remember when Noob Saibot said: "Virtue? Everything is evil!", no truer words have been spoken.
What is a virtue?
@@fatalwaffle1715 Virtues would be things like:
Courage, Moderation, Selflessness, Patience, Confidence, Honesty, Wittiness, Friendliness, and Modesty.
@@Vecchio_Rhosod85 I looked that up sometime after I asked that question but thanks.
Noob’s dialogue to Jacqui is the most savage thing I’ve ever heard
BI-HAN THE GRANDMASTER OF ROASTING
Bro really hit him with the “name 10 books” 💀0:55
Fr0st: You should have beEn grandmaster.
Noob Saibot aka Bi-han: I would NOT female Lin Kuei.
Triggered Fr0st: Y0U"RE WoRSE THAN KUA1 L1ANG!!!
Bi-Han: Get back in the kitchen
Bi Han: "Begone Thot"
Bi Han is still cold as ice even as a wraith
1:21 Omae wa mo shinderu.
NANI?!?
@@Zeskop it's already dead
Fist of the North Star
NANI?!
You missed one
Hanzo: Do not expect mercy
Bi-Han: I expect incompetence
0:11- Noob Saibot the silver knight of shadows rage
0:13 - Noob Saibot the bloody phantom of malevolence
2:45
If anyone's curious, this is referencing The Phantom of The Opera. More specifically, since Noob says something about eternal night, it's most likely referring to "The Music Of The Night", the Phantom's only solo song (aside from his quick reprise of "All I Ask Of You")
I'm a HUGE Phantom fan and Noob is my favorite MK character, so this reference makes my heart happy. ❤
Shao lost before the match even begins
*AW HELL NO*
"From beyond the grave?"😂😂😂
Hope noob is cool under all the shade he throws.
0:35 hiishhh that hurts
Me: I studied hard for this test expect to do well.
Noob: I expect incompetence
Bi-Han is such a petty bitch in this game and I love it, especially considering he was such a blank character in the past. Even if he does sound like Black Doom for some reason.
Yeah however Noob only really sounds like him in the story mode and yet ironically his casual skin which definitely give off more of a
Black Doom vibe (and a Black Death like face) in multiplayer sounds more like a simple ghost.
"Name one realm you control"
What makes me laugh is that it's true, but at the same time, Shao wasn't even trying to be mean lol, he just wanted Noob's help
Yeah he said serve but still
Aaron black is definitely from Texas “Ah hell nah”
1:20 "NANI!?"
He is just amazing in these
3:24 based noob saibot
I like when Noob saibot defends his brother from every something will harm him .
0:55-1:02
Not even an attack and their was already Fatality.
You can hear Skarlet resignation while explaining her origins to Bi Han, she knew what was comming.
Time of Death: 0:54
*No true Lin Kuei could stomach you.*
Does that include your brother?
*What brother?*
I knew that Noob Saibot was so stupid
@@seanbotti5385 🤣🤣🤣🤣 your misspelling got me off guard... Still laughing 😂😂😂
@@novemberalpha6023 Wow, you’re right, I I totally forgot about that. 😂🤣😂🤣
Damn noob asking raiden for a new life and clan is kinda sad
"Name one realm you control.."
1:54 Sub-Zero: You keep my friends’ names out of your f@#!ing mouth!
0:38 nah, Erron, that would be Dashie’s scream
(I like his videos but my god)
"You will sing of pain for me."
Sick
This whole video is the reason why I love noob
Damm ! I Love that voice.... And Noob Saibot. 😍💘✨
"Death only takes" brutal
LMFAOO Bruh everybody shits on frost
"Even legends die"
"Ha ! You just called me a legend"
"Not at all"
“I will reclaim it”
“From beyond the grave”
Did I hear a fist of the north star reference
Noob Saibot: Omae wou shinderiu
Me:Nani!*explodes*
@@raymandop1331 frost is a frozen fan, shang stang is his own movie fan, Jax is a brother in arms fan, the former khan is a Donald trump supporter and Kano is a gigantic Pervert
@@ExtremeX9 lol
He may not be sub-zero anymore but he is still the coldest kombatant
He’s my favorite character and gets done dirty but this time around I hope he’s a absolute savage
Scarecrow and Noob Saibot... Why are hellish guys with sickles so good at roasting people?
Hearing Saibot's voice makes me glad I don't believe in smoking.
0:37
i love that part.
You have no family
Yes I'm an orphan Bi han...
Then you will mourn you
*A Kahn with no Throne.*
Man I wish I could play him well considering he's savage af. At least I can main kabal pretty well and best pretty dope
"Death only takes"
I'm surprised Johnny or Cassie didn't make a Bohemian Rapsody reference to him, ya know because one of the lyrics in that song is "I see a little silhouette of a man". That would've been perfect!
The gear.on the thumbnail👍
0:51
Well Bi-Han is not completely wrong about that obviously
I can't believe @3:27 stayed in this game, nowadays...lol
His insults on Shao are awesome
Lol sounds like the dark brotherhood door
His lines on Shao Kahn are ruthless!
I'm surprised Bi-han Still has sum respect to kuai liang even thou he hates him
In the original timeline. Bi Han was proud of the fact Kuai Liang was now grandmaster. However, whatever shred of Humanity he had left died when Quan Chi resurrected him as Noob Saibot
@@jaredgarcia8638 oh the soulnado must have screwed up his mind
@@raymandop1331 well between that and Noob becoming a wraith, he's become true evil
@@jaredgarcia8638 oh
@@raymandop1331 yeah. That bad