Mortal Kombat 11 : Puns and Jokes Intro Dialogues
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- Mortal Kombat 11 : Puns and Jokes Intro Dialogues
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Funny how most of these have Sub-Zero. I'd say he is secretly trying to socialize, even though he says he doesn't have the time for it, he's just in denial.
QTE P4ND4 ice puns
He is trying to make his own time
TBH, I have favorite lines from Sub-Zero.
"Even iron rods can be ground to needles"
"Even a child has more discipline"
All of which are true.
Also Frost
Sub Zero:It's not like I love to socialize with people b-baka
"Clear as ice, clean as Jade."
Real smooth there Sub Zero
Agreed i notice it straight away.. Goddamnmit now i to evaluate my ship of sub-zero.. Fuck
Ship is real
Not with Kotal around
@@lonewolfgaming4916 Subz can take him down any time
@@tarnishedpose Lol I know I'm just saying that Kotal would not be happy. PS Subzero is actually my fav Mk character
Not a single soul:
Sub-zero: What killed the dinosaurs? *THE ICE AGE*
Good one
Ba dum tssss
Real cool
Not gonna lie. I read that in Arnie's voice😄👌
@@kaiyaeternya6894
Actually, why didn't that one come up with the terminator? You know with all the Arnie movie references. As much at that movie makes me groan, it is a missed opportunity.
Literally no one:
Sub zero: C O L D
(cold noises)
Jordex Fiallo and Raiden must consult with the elder gods
Lmao
@@sumcheeze Deaf people: 0_0
D'Vorah: *THIS ONE*
“Grandmaster Blueberry ice.” 😂😂😂. Johnny never fails to make me laugh 👏👏👏.
Well he is the jokester afterall lol
Lady Idoun since 92 👏
i found a job for you...
human air conditioner
Or selling snow cones😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:41
"Throw another shrimp on the barbie"
Cassie really nailed it
What does it mean
@@ihsantriapramanda1973 Barbie is short for Barbecue.
@Jessy Bes To who me or the op?
@Jessy Bes Oh Okay.
You sound like a shit-ass American tourist.
Erron to Erron is just basically
*You've yee'd your last haw, pardner*
Ok, this cracked me up bad lmao
Lol
nice
I have been so stressed all week and this is one of the first things that genuinely made me laugh thank you
@@venus1051
Are you ok mate?
Frost: Who's Elsa?
Also Frost: **says the lyrics of Let It Go with hersef**
I'd like to think it's after Cassie shows Frost the movie.
When did she say that?
@@scarlightemperor3410 12:49
Literally no one:
Liu Kang: * RUBS NOSE *
Absolutely not a single person:
Liu Kang: WUHTAAAH!
Bruce Lee
Mortal kombat Bruce lee
Just pick a different intro
Thats cocaine my dude
Well, I guess it's official: if you train with the Lin Kuei, you eventually make ice puns.
Man that's cool
Marcus Calixte I guess that’s what happens when you *chill* with them long enough.
Our Favourite song is Ice Ice Baby
Meh lu Kang in my opinion has more *lit* puns
Icy what u did there
6:55
"Your kombat must be perfected."
"How do you define perfection?"
"Clear as ice, clean as jade."
Even Sub Zero admires Jade.
Sub zero offers jade to join the Lin qie in some intros
why does everyone fucking like her
@@voggo have you seen her?
@@Afeeq1011 yeah but it cant be just cuz shes good looking ???
@@voggo when he said jade he was talking about the gem. He made a pun with the names. But its because jade is loyal, nice, and hot asf literally a dream girl.
3:16
*Kabal* : Suck it Dung Lao
*Kung Lao* : Never make fun of the name!
*Johnny Cage* : Kung Pao my man!
🤣
Sean Newman u must edit cuz Johnny Cage says Kung Pao.
@@monstergabby5103 got you
I died on that one
Kung pao lol🤣
I thought he said "Dung Lao" lol
-Just how cold are you?
-Chilled to the core
-That is super hot
Lmao
Shame he had to go for Frost, though. Even Kano has more standards hitting on Jade.
@@okami_eddy he was being sarcastic lol
@@billkevin4501 he wasn't, he just finds the idea of a girl being evil, hot.
Frost is definitely overhated
FROST :the past is in the past
FROST :Then let your storm rage on
FROST :Time to test my limits and break trough
LET IT GOOO LET IT GOOOO
I like to imagine Frost caved and watched "Frozen" after one too many puns. hahaha
Hahahaha... I didn't know the lyrics even got in
even cassie called her elsa
Olaf
LOLOL
I guess being a Lin Kuei automatically gives you ice puns
It's actually taught on the fourth day of training during warm-up.
icy that
Well we do have to keep our cool demeanor
Sub-Zero is a very PUNNY guy.
yup, he is a COOL guy indeed
ur profile fits in this comment
Sometimes he gives people the cold shoulder
I subbing for that
CHILL out buddy
Never expected a serious guy like sub zero would dish out that many puns
Yeah. What does he think he’s in? Batman and Robin?
Haven't you seen his lines at Frost in story mode?
LectricSigma(Σ) my thoughts exactly
Your going ⬇️🐝hon
Well being a grandmaster cryomancer, Sub-Zero is able to get away with them and only Johnny Cage is allowed to joke about him also which goes a long way to how much Johnny has grown on him.
*"MY GRANDMOTHER'S WERE THE BIGGEST!"*
WOOOAH THERE BUDDY
@The Businessman IKR 😂
@The Businessman lmao
@The Businessman his dialogues are so adorable for some reason I think it's because he's trying to grasp the basic concept of earthrealm language
I am actualy interested. Just how big were his granys teeth? He has alredy some big chompers.
1:20 cooking with Baraka would be the most entertaining thing since cooking with Scorpion
He probably would make Other carnivores look like f***ing vegans
Ar ahhhh oveeeen. YOUREALLYHADTODOMELIKETHAT OVEEEEN?
But would there be chopping?
Cooking with Baraka anyone
@@ahmdad9527 hopefully some cake decorating would be involved too
Baraka: You'll be a good practice dummy.
Frost: I am the future of pain, Baraka.
Baraka: More like future of scrap metal.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Baraka keeps it real
You know your bad when even Baraka has a better comeback
Baraka is a fucking Savage
baraka vs cetrion dialogue
"I've come in peace" -cetrion
"And you'll leave in pieces stranger" -baraka
He's a monster, but he admires his grandma.
Baraka roasted her so good that Frost melted
Sub Zero needs to say "Muthafukas always trying to ice skate uphill"
That just makes me wish Blade was in MK.
Everyone: we don’t like guns
Cassie cage: uses guns
Everyone: ignores
Erron Black: am I a joke to you?
"You had to ask, briggs"
Can you blame her for being disturbed?
Something tells me that Baraka & the Tarkatans probably aren't too picky when it comes to eating. If it's running and screaming, possibly begging, it's time to call the family in for dinner...
Kotal: “The apple falls far from the tree”
Dammmmmn kotallllll
And he is totally wrong. Cassie is just like her father he must have forgotten all that sass from the previous game.
50Animator lmao exactly.’ Cassie in MKX was another animal 😂
7:35
7:42
At least Frost learned something from Sub-Zero .
*spongebob and patrick after seeing each others underwear* you dO CARE!!
7:39 Kano ask frost to try his sausage...lol
No one:
Sub-0:"I'm going to cool your actitude"
Theyre cool enough!
It's supposed to be "Sub-Zero", as in the word form of "zero", not the number.
5:33
I love how Scorpion says wise choice for Sub-Zero not mocking his dead family, but they’re literally going to fight to the death right after
It is mere sparring. *Hopefully.*
They fight to death but still won't laugh at each other's disgrace
Liu Kang to Sub-Zero is the greatest burn so far 4:37 :
"All I need is a pail of water."
(A reference to the first MK movie for those who didn't know)
"Defeat him with the element that gives life".
"Dont be such a snowflake" I actually dont believe they let that quote be in the game xD.
"My grandmother's were the biggest"
🤣🤣Baraka never dissapoints haha.
Especially since they're trying to pander to the "woke" crowd of people.
Johnny Cage 1: "i need answers it's killing me"
Johnny Cage 2: "what's the trouble, double double?"
Johnny Cage 1: "are we Johnny Cages or Johnnys Cage?"
ack. my head hurts thinking about it.
“Dude, I lose sleep over shit like this!”
How did it happen that Shao-kahn is not shokan?
"Talk about throwing shade"
"Hey there Elsa what's up"
XD Cassie never fails to make me laugh.. definitely the sassiest for sure
Tanisha Agarwal I especially liked it when she said : hey there Humpty Dumpty to quan chi in MKX
"I'll ask again after you cool down"
Then 5 minute later scorpion got beheaded.
Subzero: Oh.. I forget to ask him about united our clan.
"FATALITY"
@@lk3njil oof
@@lk3njil scorpion is not best in the game all heroes have special power and all have somthing good
@@budeci0167 what are you talking about?? Im just making a joke here.
@@budeci0167 that should be obvious... do you expect someone to not get some kind of special ability? Literally everyone in this universe has the ability to break bones with a single punch (not including shinnok with his whole, bone thing in mkx).
Nice comback from baraka's
"My grandmother's teeth is the biggest!" Lol! 😂😂😂
Right, Im at work and that shit killed me 😂😂
Facts lmao
"Mettle is proved in kombat."
...He's not the sharpest when it comes to jokes or slang.
95%: Sub-Zero bragging about his cryomancy
5%: Everyone else
"Puns are a crime against humanity."
-Jacqui, MKX
"You brought a knife to a hat fight" 😂
Scrotal
Kung Pao
Dung Lao
😂🤣😂😂🤣
Dung Lao is the best one.
Captain kangaroo
Dung Lao😂😂😂😂😂😂
Slow kang
Erron Black is just too cool. Way too cool, partner.
Don't be such a snowflake lol
E E Ron 😂
What ever you say, A-A-Ron!
Key and Peele man... I couldn't miss that
I wish he did one with Jacquie. That would’ve been hilarious
Someone get jay kuelin
That killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@yourpalbryan1442 you rang
4:37 is an Easter egg to the mortal kombat movie
🤣😂👏👏👏👏👏
I was looking for a comment like yours
"The Kytinn know no fear."
...Well, you know, except when you kind of Exorcist-crawled away from Scorpion's fire and all.
#justiceforhanzo
How was that fear ? She literally went away from death
@@AnasDaif Fear of Death...
Tactical Retreat
Yumero "Juggernaut" From dota2:"There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity."
@@mysticmind4563 i have crossed that line. I'VE YEED MAH LAST HAW PARDNER
Kung Lao: The White Lotus knows of your gang.
Kano: I’m guessing we’re not your bowl of rice.
xD
_Johnny:_
You know what's different between you and me?
_Sub-Zero:_
*That you take nothing seriously?*
I’m cooler than you
99% ice cold jokes
1% the captain kangoroo
Wow many likes thank you ^^
"Are those horns holding up your halo?"
nice
Erron Black is the realest character on MK11
nobody:
baraka: my grandmother's were the biggest
Dung lao.
We have ripped spines out.
We have sawed boats in half.
Nuked cities.
But that?
THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE.
*FLEX TAPE CANNOT FIX THAT*
2:39 SONYA: Bring it, lady bug. *playing Miraculous Ladybug's theme*
9:03 Double tongue twister!
9:33 Frost, not only the ice queen, but also the backfire queen.
9:56 Another movie project, Johnny?
Finally someone else who made the ladybug connection!
@@OrionWeidman LOL!
I love how most of these are sub zero gotta love that he is being ambiguously passive aggressive with those ice puns
Scrotal 😂 I can't lmao
XD "Test my limits and break through" "Let the storm rage on"
lol i cant
Reference from ‘Let it Go’
*The cold never bothered her, anyway.* XD
@@murple1041 No shit
12:13 baraka’s grandma🤣🤣🤣🤣
When she's angry, she'll *chew* Baraka up
Johnny Cage: Whatever you say, A-Aron! Lol
is this refers to Key & Peele?
Bekzhan Raiymbek Yes it is! Lol
Kung Lao: "This hat cuts diamondd"
Sub Zero: "Diamonds don't fight back"
Kung Lao: *"And icicles **_dooo_** , Sub Zero?"* 😂😂😂
7:35 Rarely moment even Frost hate Sub-zero, She still said the same like him.
I guess she really admires him deep down
"Diamonds do not fight back."
"And icicles do, Sub Zero?"
Well yes. Yall ever slam a door too hard in the wintertime? Shit's dangerous.
Baraka you sweet maneater
“My grandmother were the biggest” AAWW
4:38 love the 1995 MK Movie reference. God this game is such a work of art.
Liu Kang: Taking you down will be easy
Sub Zero: What did she tell you
Liu Kang: All I need is a pail if water
Movie reference!! i love when they reference the movie
When Sub-Zero says "A cold wind blows," I always imagine Johnny Cage following it up with "Did you fart?"
"Never make fun of the name."
"What's up Kung Pao."
Fifi Mint
A title from an action comedy martial arts movie and i guess it has a sequel too
Erron: "Where I'm from, I do the grilling."
I now wanna see Erron showing Baraka some cooking techniques.
"Suck it dung lao"
I spit out my water when I heard this
Grandma, what big teeth u have.
*My grandma's were the BIGGEST*
I love how simple Baraka is
10:59 Cage: Whatever you say, A-Aron
From substitute teacher XD
"Human Air Conditioner"
3:27 or in my case, his (kung's) variation
I find it funny how nobody ever calls out sub-zero for his obsessive love of puns. Everyone just takes what he says at face value and ignores the constant puns.
"All I need is a pail of water."
Great reference.
I was thinking the same thing haha
You have raised a fine daughter
- Just as surprised as you are, Scrotal....
Johnny Cage is the king of puns
Sean Sonya’s the queen and Cassie’s the princess.
Sean sub zero
@@robertsimon2885 The Cage/Blade family rule
Tanisha Agarwal m.ua-cam.com/video/ojrvfoJeueg/v-deo.html
7:08 Erron's little laugh does something to me... saving this button for academic reasons.
I keep thinking that Kung Lao will cut his fingers on his hat
"Hey there Elsa, what's up!" XD
NO realm is safe from ice puns
isr? (ice snow, right?)
@@geocross237 ice one
The realms will eventually meet that cold fate.
I think you need to cool it.
Everyone, just chill with these puns.
5:15
This is why we love Johnny.
i can’t be the only one who gets that reference tho, right?
Woah-oh, here she comes
Storm
Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up...
Oh-oh here she comes...
She’s a maneater!
Sorry not sorry
7:39 Kano ask frost to try his sausage...lol
4:37 Gotta love that movie reference
4:46 that 2nd world war reference
Germany: My fire still burns
Russia: It would not last the winter
9:05 OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Kung Pao, My Man!”
“Hey There Elsa, What’s Up?”
Lmao. 😂😂😂💯💯💯
3:58 Erron Black with that Wendy's reference. 😂👌
...I'm not seeing it.
@@okami_eddy Wendy's is all about fresh beef and has Frosties. Not sure if they were trying to reference it but I get it
Frosty the Snowman is the ref he's making, I think
3:19
“ *Never* make fun of the name. “
*Literally a couple seconds later*
“Kung Pao my man.”
Johnny always makes me laugh. These are Johnny's insult names on the characters:
Sub-Zero: Grandmaster Blueberry Ice
Kung Lao: Kung Pao/The Shaolin Spin Doctor
Noob Saibot: Captain Emo
Frost: Frosty the Snow Chick/Snow Fox
Baraka: Nosferatu/Fang Face
Kabal: Speedy
Erron Black: A-Aron
D-Vorah: Centi-Puke/Insect-A-Babe
Kotal Kahn: Nostradamus/Scrotal
Man, this makes me realize how good the intro dialogues are in this game. I was so intrigued and entertained by the intros, I forgot this video was about the puns and jokes in the intros. Btw Sub-Zero is in this a lot.
I love Sub-Zeros snark, but I also love how serious he always is
4:24 you blew it kitana, YOU BLEW IT!
It may be simple, but "Suck it, Dung Lao" is still my favorite line.
1:22 --- That one time Jacqui *REGRETTED* facing off with Baraka after getting NUKED by words (a comeback).
Baraka:"Speak your joke to my face." Jacqui Briggs:"Grandmother,what big teeth you have?" Baraka:"My grandmother's were the biggest!"
You can feel the laughs trying to escape sub zero as he makes those puns🤣
Johnny Cage: Kung Pao, my man!
Kung Lao: I am done correcting you, Cage.
😂😂😂😂😂
Xristiane Stormwind Reference To Kung Pow Movie.
Lemme rename this real quick
“Johnny Cage, Cassie Cage, and Sub-Zero open their mouths”
😂😂😂😂👏
"All I need is a Pail o' water" nice reference.
Liu Kang: "All I need is a pail of water". lol... nice throw back!!
There's alot of references to that movie in this game. Backgrounds, item drops hell the trailer video remixed the theme to that movie.
Johnny: "Hey there, Tall Dark & Gruesome."
Noob Saibot: "An apt description."
Johnny: "Do you not get I'm mocking you?"
I love how sub zero literally tells kitana to cover up it'd be funny to see what he would say to cassie since they have this mentor student thing goin on
"Don't be such a snowflake"
shots fired, i say..
I love that most if em is sub zero and frost and also that theyre the one who makes the pun
Beautiful number 1