Kooji I just found you and I’m in love 😍 I’m obsessed with this demon series! How about a demon consoling you after a nightmare/bad dream scenario?? ❤️❤️
~sorry for this comment, but is so strange read Y/N when I am often to S/N ("seu nome"... in portuguese)... I imagine how strange it must be for you too to read S/N
Me: what a lovely voice Mom: why do have the look of lust in your eyes Me: uhh you know just - nothing Mom: this is why I had three other kids God: don't get your hopes up Satan: yeah it doesn't get better Mom: all I wanted was a normal kid!
“Go away, because you smell really good.” Me: “Oop- Why thank you, that’s the first time someone ever complimented me about my smell.”👀 “A five-star meal.” Me: 👁👄👁.. “I guess I ain’t going no where!~” *Runs over to him* 💃 👺 Edit: Him: *Leans in, breathing* Me: “My left ear itching sir-”
@@sm0llqueen289 But also take your age into account cause that is getting close to underweight I’m 5’2 and usually around 105-110 so 101 is perfectly fine and you really shouldn’t worry about it cause that’s not healthy.
I wonder if one day future-me will get a kooji notif while actually having a bf instead of just wishing for one lmao. Ofc I'll still listen to kooji tho, anime boys are timeless, not even a bf will cure that addiction
Him: HUMAN MEDICINE WON'T WORK ON ME Me: *Has coffee in my hand* D . R . I . N . K - I . T Him: Fine **Insert other lines I forgot** **Insert time skip** Him: It's so bitter **Insert correct thing he said** Since I don't know.. Him: You don't have that delectable smell anymore... Me: ;)))))) coffee can fix anything ;pppp Me: Poor baby you were just tired COFFEE can fix anything COFFEE is good ☕ **Insert funny face**
Him: not some kind of horrifying monster Me: no, you're not. YOU'RE A DEMON ! Also me after watching this video: *plays "I fell in love with the devil" by Avril Lavigne
Is no one gonna mention how that's Kuzuha's avatar in the image ? hearing this makes me conflicted bc kuzu is actually a shy, goofy, loud vampire. He's really soft.
2 videos this month. I'LL TRY TO UPLOAD MORE
Join my discord, you bunch of stinkies:
discord.gg/ehKrtwn
tweetor: twitter.com/KoojiYT
Did he just heart his own pinned comment....THATS ADORABLE 😂🥰🥺
@@loserjasia4559 シ︎𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝 𝕓𝕦𝕥 ⁿᵍˡ ⁱ ᵃᵍʳᵉᵉ
Kooji I just found you and I’m in love 😍 I’m obsessed with this demon series! How about a demon consoling you after a nightmare/bad dream scenario?? ❤️❤️
What’s a good why do make a asmr channel is it just you whispering into a microphone
Me when he carry’s me: I am light because I AM ANTI-THICC
“I can smell your wonderful fragrance”
Me:is he sniffing me
Bruh when he said Fragrance is so funny to me and ive been laughing for 5 minutes i need help
"I cAn SmElL yOu" Lmao
I did the same thing lmao🤣🥴
The way he say fragrance is so funny, FRA-GRA-N-SIS
@@arandomloser1249 same
“Why does your skin not crawl when you’re around a monster like me?”
I guess I’m Y/N
Really out here living that Y/N life
We built different 😌💅
@@juminhorse4710 Yes indeed we are UwU
BHAHAHAHA
~sorry for this comment, but is so strange read Y/N when I am often to S/N ("seu nome"... in portuguese)... I imagine how strange it must be for you too to read S/N
Him: I’m sure you’re as light as a feather...
Me: So you think I’m SkInYYyYyYy
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)𝕪𝕆 𝕊𝕥𝕆𝕡 𝕔𝕒𝕃𝕃𝕚𝕟𝔾 𝕞𝔼 𝕠𝕌𝕥
𝗠𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗵𝘂𝗵?
😭 I feel that
I mean, he wasn’t lying I weigh like 70 pounds at the age of 13-
“I haven’t eaten in days”
Grandmas within a 10 mile radius: allow us to introduce ourselves
LMAO AJSHSUWJSISBQISH
Lmaooooooo
I forgot about this comment so well that i made myself laugh with my own joke
" If you Value your life then run away"
Me: "oh honey I'm just gonna stay"
Ooh this could be a lyrics
...same
same
That really rhymes!!
@Huntress. Night I feel ya
him: I hope this doesn't make you uncomfortable
*StArTs wHiSpErInG*
Me: *sToP*
@Aaliyah Allen-Wilson NOooOOoO
@Aaliyah Allen-Wilson free estate
@Aaliyah Allen-Wilson tElL yA SUmEtHIn tHAt yA WoUldN't liKe tO hEaR-
@Aaliyah Allen-Wilson is this wayv love talk ?O-O
@@shaplabd7858 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Why does your skin not crawl when you're around a monster like me?"
Because i am *r/notlikeothergirls*
*I'm a Lego brick*
BAHAHAHA STOP - 💀
💀👋 My god-
I'm a deer 🦌
I'm a pterodactyl
*REEEEEEEEEE*
Again, I'm in love with the demon.
😭😭
Honey you are not the only one
@@zhanee.loyselleee yep
He is a handsome demon
@@Queenbeauty472 army I see you 👀😂
“Just I thought light as a feather,I guess just all humans are this light”
How the hell is he carrying me
Idk boy I'm 60 kilos
@@u_MonaReads bruh I'm 180 pounds (~82 kilos)
I'm like a refrigerator gl my guy
He’s a big strong boye, that’s how😤💖
im heavier than my fridge 😬
him: you don't look like a demon slayer
me: maaan i really want to be a demon slayer and make you my nezuko XD
Haha
Then I will be Zenitsu 😂🥰
@@debadhrita4671 really ?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you will love a Guy ? ( if you're a girl it's okay)
WE WILL BE A GOOD TEAM 😂😂😂😂😂🌸✨ we need inosuke
@@itz_void1563 yoo I am a girl 😂
@@debadhrita4671 oh oh sorry 😂😂😂😂
But as I said WE ARE A ✨PERFECT✨ TEAM
Me: what a lovely voice
Mom: why do have the look of lust in your eyes
Me: uhh you know just - nothing
Mom: this is why I had three other kids
God: don't get your hopes up
Satan: yeah it doesn't get better
Mom: all I wanted was a normal kid!
“Go away, because you smell really good.”
Me: “Oop- Why thank you, that’s the first time someone ever complimented me about my smell.”👀
“A five-star meal.”
Me: 👁👄👁.. “I guess I ain’t going no where!~”
*Runs over to him* 💃 👺
Edit:
Him: *Leans in, breathing*
Me: “My left ear itching sir-”
Yeet. 👌
STOP IT- HJSNNJJSN
YOU'RE LEVI'S UNDERWEAR AND HE SAYS YOU SMELL GOOD, I CAN'T 💀💀
BYE-
"You don't look like a demon slayer"
TSUYOKUUU NARERUUUU-
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Lets be ✨friends✨
@@amayawalker2141 AYYYY YES PLZ
BOKU WO TSURETE TSUSUMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
@@kristinekristine2980 YASSSS
I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE UPLOAD AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME INTO MY ROOM AND ASKED IF I WAS MENTALLY ILL BBFFFFFHAHAHAHA
“You are eating enough food right?”
Me: ..... y-yeah o-of course.... yea no..
Girl same😭
EAT
What is this?
Mystic messenger?
@@spookyjey
*DON'T FORGET TO EAT MC*
Same im not even gonna lie me to
Me: *starts falling asleep*
kooji: you don’t look like a DEMON SLAYER
me: I’m awake.
Yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaasssssss i found a weeb
Me, who dyed my hair like Nezuko: Indeed, indeed i do not (＾－＾)
"You don't like a demon layer though"
Me: *cries because I cannot watch the infinity train*
My crush:*standing REALLY close to me*
My Heart in this moment: 0:49
My crush:Umm..are you okay?
Me:YES(●'◡'●)
👍
👍👍👍
Cool ♡´･ᴗ･`♡
^_________^
Katsuki what the heck!
I am craving for your voice
*And this is what I needed*
👀
👄
Boy sounding like Ursula form the little mermaid
ÒwÓMan'z 🤣🤣🤣
@@reynalda5404 😭✋
🕳️👄🕳️
him: I didn’t expect to get this close
me: SIr ThERe iS nOt a 6 fOoT DisTanCE BetwEeN Us
CoRoNa iS a ThIng
Btw great pfp it's so cute uvU
*looks at thumbnail*
Me: Shigaraki as a demon-
Me, feeding Nezuko the concoction every night she’s asleep:
Tanjiro: 🧿👄🧿🔪
ⁱᵐ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
👁👄👁
ᵐʸ friend
ʰᵉʳᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗⁱⁿ
ʰᵉˢ already taken ᵃⁿᵈ hes
ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ
ᶠᵒʳᵗⁿⁱᵗᵉ my guy Uhhh 😩
👁👄👁💧
Yup i found a weeb
Him : if you value your life then go away
Me thinking
*runs straight toward him*
me: sees kuzu *clicks*
me: *hears voice* OH SHOOT IT'S KOOJI
Idk if it’s just me but the way he pronounced “fragrance” was so adorable like awh sgfgfvgghgg🥰🥺
Ah yiss i love the demon slayer references hehe
I'm sick so this is perfect timing
Him:ur as light as a feather
Me:I'm not light I'm 105 pounds that's heavy dude
Only 101 lbs!?!? That’s light dude most people would kill for that weight!
i would literally murder to weigh that much 🥺
I want to be light
Like idk 5 pou is or 10 pounds lighter
@@sm0llqueen289 But also take your age into account cause that is getting close to underweight I’m 5’2 and usually around 105-110 so 101 is perfectly fine and you really shouldn’t worry about it cause that’s not healthy.
I weight 87 ;-;
The only thing scary about this man is how he pronounced fragrance 🧍♀️
i really love ur asmrs! im really a fan of demon and kitsune asmrs! theyre so cute 🥰❤
Same dude same!
Killua 😳
Killua I didn't know you liked demon boys 😲
I went from the Demon Slayer opening played on a calculator (on my recommendation page), to this (in my notifications). I'm not complaining
The video: a two on the audio scale
The ad: "Hi My NaMe Is...!"
Me: spooked
"You don't look like a demon slayer"
me: TANJIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“You a r e eatiNg enough food- right?”
Me and my red beaded bracelet: Ye s
Such a cute idea;-;
5:27 "THANK GOD"
Did I just heard a demon thanking God?!??
demon in 4k 📸
I fell asleep from the humming 🤧✨
hah fear won't stop me so you stuck with me demon boi
Lmaoo😂😂
I had a ‘did I see that shit right’ moment when I saw KOOJI posted- it’s been a second lmao...
Todoroki? MARRY ME💗💕❤✨💓
@@yadi709 when’s the wedding??
@@yadi709 Am I invited to the wedding?
@@shototodoroki5545 I didn't know you liked demon boys 😲
Because of his eyelashes he looks like he has heart pupils 💕🤗
Can't unsee it now. Damit...
@@soruanaveru8181 >}
I think that's bc he does.
... He does tho
*im early c; I’m totally obsessed w/ your voice-*
My essay can wait now 👉👈😂
Tell me about it 😌✋
SHOTO I KILLED ENDEAVER🤫
@@diakir0mi243
What you did cool
Now I can have all of his credit cards 😁
@@Gabby_loves_sanrio Oi oi THEN GIMME SOME MONEY TOO 😤
@Huntress. Night it’s ok I can help😌✌️
Demon: what did you put in this?
Me randomly: grape juice 🧃
me: crying in pain (it's that day of the week)
this: IMPOSSIBLE
me now: *Happy crying noises*
DADDY SHIGGY USHZJKkaj 😩😩😩
First of all.....shigaraki what are you doing here?
@@younggravy7356 we have caught him red handed
@@younggravy7356 research purposes only
@@shigarakitomura4587 mhm....suure.... just research
so you ThInK Im sKinnnnYyyyy 🤣🤣🤣
yes im fat as frick
@@spriklesrosecrew5624 no we just born different XD
@@whatisahandlwe LMAOOOO XD
"You sure h an Innocent and frail creature in my eyes"
Me who's been called innocent all my life: "nice-"
Even if hes a demon, hes an angel to me😥☝❤
boy was I waiting for this
"Why does you skin not crawl when your around a monster like me?"
Because iM nOt LiKe oThEr gIrLs
As usual... love your work!!!
Mans got the Kuzuha thumbnail XD
Him: What the hell did you put in this?! Why is it so bitter?
Me: 10 lemons 5 calamansis 11 limes and some kimchi :)
I wonder if one day future-me will get a kooji notif while actually having a bf instead of just wishing for one lmao. Ofc I'll still listen to kooji tho, anime boys are timeless, not even a bf will cure that addiction
facts😌
It is nearly 5:00am I shouldn’t be up but I am
😂 go to bed!
Bruh am 7h late to reply but in my country this is exactly 5:00am too🤣
I am a rebellious child of god
If it means listening to this masterpiece✨
I’d probably be the least light person he’d ever meet❤️😗✌️✨
am i late
am i late
AM I LATE
Nope......but i'm LATE!!!!!
@@user-xo7bg1jv9v no no i am
Oh....welllll....
You're not really late
I’m also very late
NOPE IM LATE
Him: why are you running
Me: I see a squirrel.. I must chase..
DEADASS MY ALARM FOR MY FIRST PERIOD WENT OFF WHEN HE SAID “just close ur eyes”
"where are you running off to? youre making me sad"
me: *stops running* i will sTOP RUNNING FOR YOU BBY DONT WORRY
😭💜oh boy!!that was sooooo good
aww this was my everything, made my depressed night feel so much sweeter, thank you for your perfect calming voice Kooji 😍 a real life saver.
"Why dose your skin not crawl when your around a monster like me?"
Because I have a monster named Lary under my bed
DANGIT LARRY STAHP TERRORIZING THE CHILD
I'm so happy every time I see you uploaded!!
Holy Kooji's voice had already got me simping but HUMMING IS ANOTHER LEVEL OF ATTRACTIVENESS AAAAA
WHAT
I really love your asmrs! I always get so excited when you post!
Him: *mentions Demon Slayer*
Me: *suddenly doing the breathing thing*
Him:such a innocent creature
Yes:ofc i am innocent
My history :👁👄👁
I probably make too many of these references-
Kuzuhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
(Kuzuha from Nijisanji - He's streaming at the moment I wrote this )
The thumbnail l-
I am in love with a demon
"For research purposes" jk "Unless"😏
this reminds me of that scene in black pather ,✰
Him: you human child
Me: aww shoot you caught me🕺
Him: HUMAN MEDICINE WON'T WORK ON ME
Me: *Has coffee in my hand* D . R . I . N . K - I . T
Him: Fine **Insert other lines I forgot**
**Insert time skip**
Him: It's so bitter **Insert correct thing he said** Since I don't know..
Him: You don't have that delectable smell anymore...
Me: ;)))))) coffee can fix anything ;pppp
Me: Poor baby you were just tired COFFEE can fix anything COFFEE is good ☕ **Insert funny face**
AYEEEEEE LETTSSS GOOOOO
I’m an easy person:
I see Kuzuha: I click 😆
im an easy person too then 👍👍
*squits at the photo being used*
one: I know him
two: the voice fits him
three: *love me man*
four: *MAY I LOVE YOU!*
I'm a simple girl. I see a picture of Kuzuha, I click.
Same homie✌
SPEED IT KEEEEEEEEEEY
I’m shook at the fact that I actually enjoyed the humming for once-
Him: you don't look like a demon Slayer..
Me: Nah I ain't tanjiro sadly.
Yaaay my demon daddy is back uwu ❤
whats a dad?
@@spriklesrosecrew5624 what....?
@@iknowart7254 whats a dad
@@spriklesrosecrew5624 it's someone who helped you be here today
@@iknowart7254 oh i dont have one of thos
Woah I liked the heartbeat sound effect It was cool
Him: you don’t look like a demon slayer
Me: my sword is coming in the mail on January 11th
Oh man it’s Kuzuha my man if you talked a bit more rowdy you would have sounded like him lololol
Cause mama I'm in love with a
De-e-monn-
and this kind of love isn't rational its VIrtUaL-
Demon: What did you put in this?
Me: Rum.
Demon: ITS BITTER
Not them taking kuzuha as the pic OAKSJJFBD
Demon: I don't feel the same pain anymore.
Me: Yeah, that's the power of night advil.
My mom: "don't get tricked by demons"
Me: "well its complicated"
No one.....
Him Humming:
Me: Oh wow- shit- I thats calming...
"You dont look like a demon slayer though"
Me: im awake, did someone say demon slayer
Him: carry you
Me: sIr I'm fAt dO yOu tHinK yOu cAn cArrY mE?
Also me: 'yeet ice coffee at him'
He's so cute!
Bruuuuh i rlly thought it was my freaking heartbeat 😂
Him: not some kind of horrifying monster
Me: no, you're not. YOU'RE A DEMON !
Also me after watching this video:
*plays "I fell in love with the devil" by Avril Lavigne
I'm simple. I saw kuzuha, I clicked it
Even if i try to be early there will be other people amd youtube has a problem with the notifications 😅
Is no one gonna mention how that's Kuzuha's avatar in the image ? hearing this makes me conflicted bc kuzu is actually a shy, goofy, loud vampire. He's really soft.
I really loved the singing at the end, very calming
Him: "Can I smel- "
Me : HoL UP.. No SnIFfInG ...ILL BREAK YOUR ANKLESSSSS✨🧚♀️🧚♀️✨🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️
o.o sangwoo
I-
"What did you put in this?! It's so.. *Bitter*."
Me: My bad. Musta picked the grape flavor on accident