@@purplewolf9927 Saaaaaame I literally ran once because I was accidentally standing next to an ant hill and literally bolted away and my friend was just staring at me like I'm crazy.....
Plot twist: The hunter’s guild found out we were willingly staying with him and delivered us a letter (via bird probably) telling us to leave him or they would kill him and we can’t tell him anything because the guild has eyes and ears literally everywhere. Jk that’s just my way to make me feel better about myself because I betrayed this precious vampire boi. ;-;
This would be the only reason I would betray my vampire boi. I love this idea. And the add-on of us not having a family makes sense also. We are so damn creative when we want to be.
Kooji: "But instead... You thought it best to break my heart and run away." Me: Wh-What?! You- heh- You think that I would do that to you?! No! Whoever would do such... Well, they must be crazy!
You're such an amazing voice actor and script writer. I got so excited when I realized this was a continuation of the vampire and vampire hunter pair. This was so relaxing and really took me to another world. Thank you so much for another upload, Kooji! You help make life a little less lonely :3
He's like someone with split personality. He's mean at first, then becomes soft. For a moment, he'll become violent, and then becomes sweet. I've kept observing it while listening and it didn't happen once so basically this vampire has two sides. Also me: Who cares? How I wish you're real. Haha
Screeeeeeeeeeee edit: your cute little human? 1. when did i become cute 2. who the heck says im human or and 3. who says i have energy to be a hunter or any of that
Call me stalker but I check out ur Channel and look at your song play list and... I always thought I was weird for liking most of those song! I'm so glad they're other weird people out there like me!!!!
Please tell me there's gonna be another part where we find out the listener was actually trying to protect him and not do him wrong like this please! My poor heart can't take the abuse of him being sad 😭 Also 14:18 mic quality is to damn good. It done scared the shit outta me 🤣
The only reason why I would run away is simple: I'm not good enough for you. You are a perfect vampire who deserves better than a freaky, ugly, weirdo like me. It's simple as that. As for a vampire hunter, I would not stand a chance against anyone let alone a vampire so yeah no.
Me, silent, for three days? No no no no no it would've been I lost my voice after singing every song I know and the Alexander Hamilton soundtrack 20 times. Edit: every time I did the soundtrack I would sing guns and ships 3 times for the heck of it
how does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower, somehow defeat a final superpower. How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross's flag higher?
The fact that I somehow got nervous and scared when he bit me and actually started crying then him going " Shh don't cry " MAKES ME THINK HE JUST BROKE THE 4TH WALL-
Him: You left me... Me: I just went to buy tuna,calm down tho Him:You are a weak little human... Me:Sir now you're without tuna now,you don't say that to a girl
I... How dare you make me feel so bad ?! Jezz I wanna *hug* and *cherish* him then *lull* him to sleep and *tell* him that *everything* will be okay. Cause I would *NEVER* let him slander himself like that ! ..... OOOOOH BOY I DON'T WANNA MAKE THIS BABY SUFFER PLEASE KILL ME AND END MY AGONY 😭
1.he so hot and your trying to leave him 2.him:it’s been three days and you haven’t said anything Me:is he talking to dead me 3.why didn’t he tern me into a vampire
Does he even know what he's doing to us? I keep friendzoning people because I don't think anyone could ever reach this level. These videos just make me so happy and weak at the same time...dangerous combination.
I don’t know why this is random but at the start it kind of sounded similar to the way of talking of the other mother from coralline i don’t know why that popped into my head it did though
Join my Discord server or i'll bite you >:(
discord.gg/ehKrtwn
Mmm kinky....lol just kidding
...ok
TRY ME-
You can't bite me, boomer. >:|
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Him: *does not let me go*
Me: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!~~
I love u for that comment^-^
He obviously doesn't love us ;-;
*cri*
"Im just a poor boy, will you let me go??"
Padawan Mara Vladu pwease I will gib you a potato •^•
Asma Begum Munni IF YOU LOVE WEED LETS GO SMOOOOOOOKKKEEE
I thought it said
“Vampire doesn’t like you!”
I was about to cry-
Same
....🎶🎶🎶CRRRY ME A RIVER!!!🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Mishka The Dragon don’t cry do uwu
Same
Haha lol-
Me: *smilling the entire time*
Him: Maybe one day you'll give me a smile
Me: BOI, MY SMILE IS ALREADY YOURS
Ya I know :>
Me on the first vampire vid: Oh he’s so nice and sweet
Me now: WAIT NO NO UNO REVERSE
SugoiGrove ehehehe (I yeeted da uno reverse card)
It entered crazy town real fast
Yep same (vampire feeding) so sweet
I WAS GOING FOR A WALK IN THE GARDEN, CALM DOWN
Me I'm going to school 😑
Well maybe he want to come with me? 😂
It's annoying I don't want to go it's raining. TnT
Lol 😂😂
I’m was going Starbucks chill
How the heck are there so many people with my name?!?!?
If you love me, let me gooo
If you love me, let me goooo
No.
CAUSE THESE WORDS ARE NICE ENOUGH TO LEAVE SCARS THE FEAR OF FALLING APART!
GOOOOOO 😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sasha Antonova dang 😔
That heartbeat sound is giving me anxiety 🙃
Omg!!! You hear it to I thought I was crazy!! Or hearing my own heartbeat!!!
Ikr
Nameless Creature SAME! THATS WHY I LOVE THIS CHANNEL SO MUCHHHHH
WHENNN timestamp ??? or is it throughout the whole video ?
OH NVM I HEAR IT
Vampire: we’ll have so much fun
playing connect 4
Solitaire
Solitaire is fun
@@KoojiVA Yeah no I'd definitely stay then
How about some checkers
Kooji VA playing UNO is also cool UwU
Me, someone who can't even hurt a ant: *who's dat he's talking to-*
me person who is scared of ants
@@purplewolf9927 Saaaaaame I literally ran once because I was accidentally standing next to an ant hill and literally bolted away and my friend was just staring at me like I'm crazy.....
lol i love spiders and bees.I really love to hunt birds(i don't kill them i just let them go). ;-; what am i???
@@katsukibakugou549 you are. A very unique human but please stay away from me
@@ToffeeCoffee001 Rawr,i'm going to eat you ÒwÓ
Him: You left me..
Me: *You have no bathroom where do you think I went.*
I just wheezed so hard 💀
Lol :>
Lol
😂😂😂😂
Plot twist: The hunter’s guild found out we were willingly staying with him and delivered us a letter (via bird probably) telling us to leave him or they would kill him and we can’t tell him anything because the guild has eyes and ears literally everywhere.
Jk that’s just my way to make me feel better about myself because I betrayed this precious vampire boi. ;-;
THANK YOU I FEEL BAD TOO
Yo what if the listener’s family was killed by a vampire, which is why they became a hunter and why they have nothing to go back to.
Sondra Sue :o I like that suggestion.
LOL I WAS IMAGINING THE SAME STORY IN MY MIND
This would be the only reason I would betray my vampire boi. I love this idea. And the add-on of us not having a family makes sense also. We are so damn creative when we want to be.
Omg i'm scared to finish this WHY DO I ALWAYS LISTEN TO THESE BEFORE BED
HIM: "You must be terrified right?"
ME: PFSH- ME? NO- I-I'M NOT SCARED-
These calm me for some reason LOL
Only like 2 minutes in and I already feel bad, the poor baby 😭
Yeeee me to
I kinda feel bad.
I SWEAR it said “Vampire doesn’t love you”
I really thought it said that
No it sed vampire dosent let you go
"you tried to leave me"
Me: chill dude I was just trying to buy some toilet paper
BRO I LOVE THIS VAMPIRE NO MATTER WHAT I WOULD NEVER LEAVE HIM HE
Kooji: "But instead... You thought it best to break my heart and run away."
Me: Wh-What?! You- heh- You think that I would do that to you?! No! Whoever would do such... Well, they must be crazy!
No sh*t Sherlock 🙂🙂🙂
You're such an amazing voice actor and script writer. I got so excited when I realized this was a continuation of the vampire and vampire hunter pair. This was so relaxing and really took me to another world. Thank you so much for another upload, Kooji! You help make life a little less lonely :3
He's like someone with split personality. He's mean at first, then becomes soft. For a moment, he'll become violent, and then becomes sweet. I've kept observing it while listening and it didn't happen once so basically this vampire has two sides.
Also me: Who cares? How I wish you're real. Haha
Him: you left me....
Me: Cant a human go outside to get some air and sun... jesus...
Righttt
Screeeeeeeeeeee
edit: your cute little human?
1. when did i become cute
2. who the heck says im human or
and
3. who says i have energy to be a hunter or any of that
Call me stalker but I check out ur Channel and look at your song play list and... I always thought I was weird for liking most of those song! I'm so glad they're other weird people out there like me!!!!
Nah more seriously I'd never do him this dirty 😒😅😭
*don't feel*
*Conceal*
*Let it go.*
*Into the unknown*
@@soulsnackbecauseidonteatmu4341 mad me chuckle real hard 👀😂
when I turn around and find
I am lost in the woods!
@@Parker_Lot like how bella lost edward in the woods
The hardest game in history is trying to guess what asmrists are going to say next.
It's not that complicated 😂 I'm getting better in it 😂
It's not that bad... ;-;
Right cute eri profile pic
@@lg.s_basement same TvT
Please tell me there's gonna be another part where we find out the listener was actually trying to protect him and not do him wrong like this please!
My poor heart can't take the abuse of him being sad 😭
Also 14:18 mic quality is to damn good. It done scared the shit outta me 🤣
I do feel bad but man his scary as hell
I thought we were cuddling and he wouldn’t let go but-😳
Omg same 😂
"I'm nothing but a blood sucking monster"
You mean a mosquito
YOU DID NOT CALL MY MANS A MOSQUITO PLSSSSS 😭😭😭🤺🤺🤺
Since when did this vampire got possessive?!
Lol that’s wat I thought
Since now
Bruh he’s been creepy and possessive since the start
The only reason why I would run away is simple: I'm not good enough for you. You are a perfect vampire who deserves better than a freaky, ugly, weirdo like me. It's simple as that. As for a vampire hunter, I would not stand a chance against anyone let alone a vampire so yeah no.
Him: "..A cute little human like you-"
Me: No wonder I broke your heart. You're a lIaR!
Actually me lmao
Mood
YUH‼️
Me, silent, for three days?
No no no no no it would've been I lost my voice after singing every song I know and the Alexander Hamilton soundtrack 20 times.
Edit: every time I did the soundtrack I would sing guns and ships 3 times for the heck of it
A FELLOW HAMILSTAN 👏👏
@@gestering shall we proceed to type the lyrics of one of the songs in an orderly fashion? If so I vote for guns and ships
Sure! Guns and ships is one of my favourites, you can start :)
how does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower, somehow defeat a final superpower. How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross's flag higher?
Yo! Turns out we have a secret weapon, an immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in...
Me, a girl that has loved vampires my entire life: Wait...I'd never lie to nor leave him though. WHO'S THIS GIRL YOU HAVE IN OUR BASEMENT???? 😡
Two minutes in and I really wanna hug him already. Poor lonely baby
The fact that I somehow got nervous and scared when he bit me and actually started crying then him going " Shh don't cry " MAKES ME THINK HE JUST BROKE THE 4TH WALL-
Ngl his voice is adorable >:(
*i feel my wattpad stories thriving*
Me the whole time -" are you going to kill me now??"
Me *hears heart beat* " is my heart that loud??........oh.....wait it's the video"
TELL ME WHY THE HEARTBEAT IS MATCHING WITH MINE- Y'ALL I-
this is my music when I walk home
This really do be bopping doe😳😳
Sydney 1410 ikr I do be dancing
Yea
25 veiws
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UA-cam can I try the drugs your taking?
I want some to !! 😂😂
Him: You havent said anything in three days..
Me: Am I dead??
Him: "I suppose you could say that you're my type"
Me: "you've got a bad taste"
I’m no hunter I’m,
*The Potato Goddess.*
If you is queen I wish to be Potato Princess 😤
Christia Quire
I Ranked up to Potato Goddess, so now shall Rank you up to Potato Queen.
*Sasha Blouse enter the chat*
@@tfisgoingon_ Oh no RUNNNNNNN!!!
Him: You left me...
Me: I just went to buy tuna,calm down tho
Him:You are a weak little human...
Me:Sir now you're without tuna now,you don't say that to a girl
This is the best Birthday gift ever! Thank you Kooji! HAve a nice day/night ♥
love from Italy♥
Thank you very much! Be careful out there!
Un italiana? 😂😍
@@emmathefox_ eeeeei ahahahah
@@KoojiVA I will, thanks 🙈💕
*Bold of you to assume I'm human.*
Same
I'm a demon child
I'm a frog
I’m a rock :)
I am simply 100 rats stacked in a trench coat
Nooo, Kooji! I'd never break your heart ;-; Thank you for the amazing audio ❤
Boi my legs are legit buckling. The feelings are so real and I flinched everytime he raises his voice.
“What kinda person ties up someone they love”
Me: A Yandere and people who are into all that
Please make more of these! They’re one of my favess. 🥺
the first few mins of the vid makes me feel so guilty and want to explain myself :^(
i wouldnt be able to be quiet for 3 days, silence gives me a headache i would be talking to myself or singing the whole time
Im so happy you uploaded!!
I... How dare you make me feel so bad ?! Jezz I wanna *hug* and *cherish* him then *lull* him to sleep and *tell* him that *everything* will be okay.
Cause I would *NEVER* let him slander himself like that ! .....
OOOOOH BOY I DON'T WANNA MAKE THIS BABY SUFFER PLEASE KILL ME AND END MY AGONY 😭
I did not expect for it to suddenly turn like that like dang idk if he's gonna kill me or what
I really love this series can’t wait to see a 4th part if you’re planning on making a continuation. 💗
Uh...love is complicated...?
What a exactly "fun" he wants to...
Mami
We are going to play video games! UwU
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Why are you all looking at me like that’s? O^O
1.he so hot and your trying to leave him
2.him:it’s been three days and you haven’t said anything
Me:is he talking to dead me
3.why didn’t he tern me into a vampire
Him" its like i got stabed by a hundred daggers !!"
Me " um becuse you did sir you need to heal !!!!!"
“iS tHAt CrOWlEY fRom OWarI nO SeRApH/SeRApH oF thE eND?” Is the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the thumbnail
Yay now I can fall asleep with no nightmares
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Does he even know what he's doing to us? I keep friendzoning people because I don't think anyone could ever reach this level. These videos just make me so happy and weak at the same time...dangerous combination.
Me: runs away to protect him from my family of hunters
Him: goes yandere and recaptures me
Me: damnit he's good at this.
When you dont know if its a heartbeat soundeffect or your own heart
1:33
Me who is dealing with my selfishness issues: well yes I'm an asshole you should have known that
it's all fun and games until my pulse actually goes crazy
I want to kiss this boy so bad oh my lord.
Sameeee
Ikr
My volume was on full and all I heard was my headphones making a lil bit of static and "i T MuS T B e-"
I’m one hour early this is the earliest I’ve ever been!
"Don't cry :("
I was actually crying....
👁👄👁
Omg me too 😭🤣
he: you tried to LEAVE me
me: honey ive been here 3 days if i dont send a pigeon to my mom shes going to destroy us both
you have given nothing but love dosen't change the fact you still are a vampire
I JUST WENT TO WALMART TO BUY SOME EGGS! EGGS!!!
Your voice is soothing😭
This Is My Favorite Good Job Love Your Videos
oh look a new vid! oh jeez the title looks like itsa yandere audio... lemmme just check the co-
*reads comments*
*slowly backs away*
id give out my both kidneys for another video of this character
I hate myself in this one....I would never run away from a vampire that cares this much about me 😭
hahahaha he doesn't care, he's a psycho
Neither would I I'm so sorry 😭. He's like a cute little bean 😍. I probably wouldn't run away anyway since I have a slight obsession with vampires.
Stockholm syndrome do be hitting hard on this one
What if she wasn’t a hunter but he thought that?
Freaking awesome
Him: "being sad the I tried to run and calling him self a monster"
Me: I'm sorry I love you I wont do it again 😭 and your not a monster I love you
Just so cute aaah
Falling in love for you from Brazil, dude 💙
I've been responding the entire time while I was half asleep... When he said I wasnt answering, guess who woke up fully.
This is a gripping story. Scary good.
In five first minutes I almost cried 😭😊
BRO WE NEED A PART 4
YESSS!!
*_is anyone else excited for Castlevania's 3rd season airing on 5th of March???_*
You must be absolutely
terrified
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When you guess what their going to say before they say it.
Joseph be like
aaaaand I've subscribed. Great voice and great acting!
Him: i should get rid of you
Me: 👀 chile anywaayyyssss 🕳️🤸♀️
*Him*: I’m a Disgusting P-
*Me an SCP nerd*: THE PESTILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Him*: -arasite
I don’t know why this is random but at the start it kind of sounded similar to the way of talking of the other mother from coralline i don’t know why that popped into my head it did though
I wonder how well He'll take it if I tell him I don't love him?
Kooji takes all me uwus 💕
You’re way better than Akiradubs, you give us such quality content. Actually, you’re hands down the best at asmr on UA-cam.
i thought the heart beating was coming from my phone but it was just me
Oh my god👀💘
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