ASMR Vampire falls in love with you! Roleplay

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  • @KoojiVA
    @KoojiVA  5 років тому +1340

    Hey! For those who don't know: I'll be on vacation, flying to the U.S, I'll be back on working on videos July 10th!
    (This video might get demonetized I'm stressing out hasdhasdhasd)
    Join my discord server fwens UwU: discord.gg/ehKrtwn

    • @soleriaki3826
      @soleriaki3826 5 років тому +16

      Kooji VA Enjoy your vacation, my dude!

    • @lucina1954
      @lucina1954 5 років тому +12

      Kooji VA Bon voyage! ✈️🏙

    • @DollOfTheDamned
      @DollOfTheDamned 5 років тому +11

      Get a patreon man, get them monies!

    • @kenmelincarrillo3293
      @kenmelincarrillo3293 5 років тому +4

      Have a nice vacation kooji!!!!!

    • @bakuhoe5712
      @bakuhoe5712 5 років тому +9

      Yes. Come to us Kooji. *dabs*

  • @wendyecheverria9622
    @wendyecheverria9622 5 років тому +3030

    "And yet... so cute"
    *Me*: "BiTcH wHeRe??!!"

  • @noram4582
    @noram4582 5 років тому +2830

    “Don’t worry, you’re not going to die”
    WELL SHIT, THERE GOES MY MONDAY PLANS

  • @Raawtoast
    @Raawtoast 5 років тому +4906

    Him: "Don't move."
    Me: (slowly reaches hand into chip bag)
    Him: ....
    Me: (slowly crunches chip)

  • @yinilisk
    @yinilisk 5 років тому +4614

    "I wouldn't move an inch if I were you"
    *what are you, a tyrannosaurus rex?*

    • @erenjaeger6125
      @erenjaeger6125 5 років тому +287

      *Jurassic Park music intensifies*

    • @QIANAXX
      @QIANAXX 5 років тому +172

      Dinosaur screeches **intensives**

    • @magicalyiris4244
      @magicalyiris4244 5 років тому +258

      him:i wouldn'T move an inch if I were you
      *SLIDE TO THE LEFT
      SLIDE TO THE RIGHT
      CRISS CROSS*

    • @zaibnisa5539
      @zaibnisa5539 5 років тому +87

      *plays Jurassic park music in background*

    • @sweets_and_scifi_lover
      @sweets_and_scifi_lover 5 років тому +99

      *everybody clap your hands!*

  • @ki1653
    @ki1653 5 років тому +2854

    7:42
    "Do not worry for I am here"
    Who are you? All might?

  • @summer-rosemariedehart2203
    @summer-rosemariedehart2203 5 років тому +2089

    "You look like a perfect snack"
    BICTH I'ma the HOLE DAMN meal!😂

  • @Fae-Phay
    @Fae-Phay 5 років тому +1711

    "You look like a perfect snack"
    Hold up a Snack or a Snacc?
    Woah I've never thought that I would get any likes or comments. Thank you everyone! Plus you all da snacc!

  • @TheTiniestFrogWitch
    @TheTiniestFrogWitch 5 років тому +570

    "I wouldn't move an inch if I were you."
    Me: *Starts furiously wiggling*

  • @l4zytowm
    @l4zytowm 5 років тому +620

    "i wouldn't move an inch if i were you"
    me: *wiggles hand*

    • @mirandamiranda8217
      @mirandamiranda8217 5 років тому +11

      When the sub wants to obey but also wants to know what master will do...

    • @bun2738
      @bun2738 5 років тому +15

      Idk why the “*wiggles hand*” made me laugh so much

    • @l4zytowm
      @l4zytowm 5 років тому +12

      @@bun2738 *wiggles intensify*

    • @bun2738
      @bun2738 5 років тому +5

      fynn 😂😂

    • @pyxidis1632
      @pyxidis1632 5 років тому +2

      fynn I SPOT A FERID

  • @iamworm7252
    @iamworm7252 5 років тому +703

    "You just don't die do you?"
    Sadly no

    • @carolynmurphy6877
      @carolynmurphy6877 5 років тому +16

      @Sad cat
      Me...Hello darkness my old friend.

    • @yeehaw861
      @yeehaw861 5 років тому +5

      @@carolynmurphy6877 I've come to talk with agian

    • @mistermonstr699
      @mistermonstr699 5 років тому +2

      Belmont's and joestars have a habit of that

    • @kokichiouma9963
      @kokichiouma9963 5 років тому +1

      *has knife in head when saying that*

    • @oke5420
      @oke5420 4 роки тому +5

      LegEnds neVEr dIe😂

  • @cheesewaffles7710
    @cheesewaffles7710 5 років тому +698

    Him: the last thing you want...
    Me: in your Burger King burger is someone’s foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.”

  • @kookiebunny5925
    @kookiebunny5925 5 років тому +1015

    ThAt "I love you.." aT tHe EnD wAs NoT gOoD fOr My HeAlTh

    • @akixtey2821
      @akixtey2821 5 років тому +8

      Oof

    • @akixtey2821
      @akixtey2821 5 років тому +22

      My health was and still is quaking

    • @Finifu
      @Finifu 5 років тому +5

      duuuuude i thot i got shot with a gun

    • @iluvu7551
      @iluvu7551 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @popcat-vj2tr
      @popcat-vj2tr 5 років тому +2

      Hey another army😃🤠

  • @nisukehyuno9286
    @nisukehyuno9286 5 років тому +1816

    Me: *about to take another bite of my food*
    Him: "Oh, I wouldn't move an inch if I were you."
    Me: *freezes*
    Also Me: *Squints* bruh you ain't stopping meh from eating *eats food anyway*

    • @dovakel2529
      @dovakel2529 5 років тому +43

      that's an ironic thing to say to a vampire my dude.

    • @nisukehyuno9286
      @nisukehyuno9286 5 років тому +32

      Well it could be this way:
      "If you can resist your hunger, I cAnt."

    • @nxvy_bee
      @nxvy_bee 5 років тому +32

      Him: *walks out of room*
      Me: *sHoVeLs FoOd iN mOuTh aT tHe SpEeD oF lIgHt*

    • @kandiking2634
      @kandiking2634 5 років тому +4

      blindinG lightS why the hell am I doing that too

    • @carolinechan8004
      @carolinechan8004 5 років тому +7

      @@dovakel2529 haha
      IRONIC
      get it? Cause..blood...contains iron?

  • @adrianagaetan-reyes6929
    @adrianagaetan-reyes6929 5 років тому +1617

    Vampire: I get it... You must be a Belmont?!
    Me:*JUST finished watching Castlevania for the 10,000th time* .....
    AND I OOOP-

  • @anniekagamine5838
    @anniekagamine5838 5 років тому +521

    *has earbuds in*
    "do not worry I am here now"
    *ovaries exploded *

    • @bonk3573
      @bonk3573 5 років тому +5

      Ouch

    • @messiebessie9119
      @messiebessie9119 5 років тому +11

      ALL MIGHT?!?! IS THAT YOU?! DID HE EAT YOU?!

    • @kaylee4445
      @kaylee4445 5 років тому +6

      I got bakuhoe flashbacks

    • @holdentudiks7123
      @holdentudiks7123 5 років тому +3

      Gay boner gang represent

    • @rosie6821
      @rosie6821 5 років тому +6

      I'm trying not to imagine exploding ovaries

  • @raiiny_deer
    @raiiny_deer 5 років тому +4370

    Boy you better raise your standards cause I’m legit trash bro

    • @Lee-wl9hq
      @Lee-wl9hq 5 років тому +84

      Your profile picture is everything

    • @smellcoloursseeflavours4150
      @smellcoloursseeflavours4150 5 років тому +77

      Creator_ Chan
      If you’re “trash” then what am I?😂👌

    • @rainhosam6087
      @rainhosam6087 5 років тому +72

      As someone who cares deeply about the environment my duty is to pick up up is 7 pm okay
      ( My favorite pick up line hope it cheered u up)

    • @unwantedgalaxy
      @unwantedgalaxy 5 років тому +10

      Creator_ Chan hasfsfdsds same

    • @MoriOugaienjoyer
      @MoriOugaienjoyer 5 років тому +12

      Nagito much?

  • @yggy1126
    @yggy1126 5 років тому +3860

    I do not appreciate your attempts of giving people Stockholm syndrome
    (edit: suddenly got a notification from this so a 2022 update just in case; this is a /j, i repeat, this is /j)

    • @maryalbright8568
      @maryalbright8568 5 років тому +120

      I love this comment 🤣🤣

    • @itsryumin
      @itsryumin 5 років тому +64

      What is stockholm syndrome?
      (Please somebody explain, i dont know what it is)

    • @yggy1126
      @yggy1126 5 років тому +162

      @@itsryumin it's a condition which causes hostages to develop a psychological alliance with their captors

    • @itsryumin
      @itsryumin 5 років тому +42

      @@yggy1126 thanks for the help 😊😊😊

    • @yggy1126
      @yggy1126 5 років тому +34

      @@itsryumin np bro 🗿🤙

  • @summer-rosemariedehart2203
    @summer-rosemariedehart2203 5 років тому +349

    "you don't want to see me get mad"
    Me: *Has instant Halk flash backs*

  • @lovingdelusions
    @lovingdelusions 5 років тому +561

    1:57 i just cant get over how he said 'so cute' i'm sorry-

  • @redriot2115
    @redriot2115 5 років тому +881

    Ok but like imagine a vampire hunter-turned-vampire. The training of killing the undead but the strength and abilities of a vampire, that would be pretty badass

    • @pussyc0ffin
      @pussyc0ffin 5 років тому +51

      Red Riot Eijiro Kirishima
      There’s actually an anime about that. It’s called hellsing and i really recommend it

    • @lapislazuli6669
      @lapislazuli6669 5 років тому +23

      Fuck yes! Kiri, my Man, my beloved Soft-Stone, you fucking right

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 5 років тому +14

      And Vampire Hunter D

    • @Abby-uv6ei
      @Abby-uv6ei 5 років тому +17

      Good idea Kirishima! Now.. go write a book!

    • @ohnoitsevan
      @ohnoitsevan 5 років тому +12

      **thinks of Gordon Walker from Supernatural**

  • @carolinechan8004
    @carolinechan8004 5 років тому +1979

    "And im not going to let your virginity pass"
    Me : *EXCUSE MEE?¿?!?!*
    Edit: thx for the likes lmao

    • @majaagic3203
      @majaagic3203 5 років тому +42

      When did he say that again??

    • @majaagic3203
      @majaagic3203 5 років тому +17

      @non sense thanks

    • @ombris628
      @ombris628 5 років тому +96

      I’m pretty sure he was saying “I’m not gonna let the opportunity pass” tho.... the first part was kinda muffled

    • @Em_Cee669
      @Em_Cee669 5 років тому +46

      I thought I was the only one who heard that 😂

    • @camerontofu5798
      @camerontofu5798 5 років тому +83

      I like how he's like "oh cool ur pure blood" then just "Oh btw I wanna FUCK" 😂😂

  • @xiangling6465
    @xiangling6465 5 років тому +1098

    Vampire: Humans are so fragile, And yet. So cute
    Me: Hell No! I’m NOT CUTE! Don’t EVER call me CUTE sir!

    • @ki1653
      @ki1653 5 років тому +49

      I am feared! Fear me! *cute growling*

    • @ItsMe-wn7vp
      @ItsMe-wn7vp 5 років тому +8

      Shadow _TheNOOB
      OMG MOOD

    • @aetherdemigod
      @aetherdemigod 5 років тому +11

      SAME

    • @Attackontrashcan
      @Attackontrashcan 5 років тому +21

      **human Chihuahua activated**

    • @haisee2093
      @haisee2093 5 років тому +13

      Don't call me cute! I'm not mother fuggin cute! Imma slap you if you say dat again boi! *triggered

  • @katsukiswife662
    @katsukiswife662 5 років тому +667

    "so cute"
    Me: *looks around* boi I know you aren't talking about me, I am literally the same level of cuteness as the gum I your shoe.

  • @purplecatlover8135
    @purplecatlover8135 5 років тому +214

    Asmr: Sleep well...
    Captions: Bleep well...

    • @oke5420
      @oke5420 4 роки тому +3

      Lool

    • @oke5420
      @oke5420 4 роки тому +2

      @@deannapollick4818 your profile pic tho.......IZUKU!

  • @thefallenchild1083
    @thefallenchild1083 5 років тому +636

    I just got out of my vampire phase...GUESS WHOS BACK

    • @phoenixfairy8431
      @phoenixfairy8431 5 років тому +8

      The Fallen Child sameeeee

    • @dragonstouch1042
      @dragonstouch1042 5 років тому +16

      The Fallen Child there is no escape

    • @sendhelpplz8289
      @sendhelpplz8289 5 років тому +4

      You can not run from it

    • @miraculousaly-bug2411
      @miraculousaly-bug2411 5 років тому +2

      I was in a vampire phase, even though I didn't know anything about vampires, because my friend liked them. After I moved on, a year later, my mom let me read the Twilight books. I also watched all the movies. Here I am!

    • @amiaaac
      @amiaaac 5 років тому

      You were in one too?

  • @r___ane_0172
    @r___ane_0172 5 років тому +304

    "you're a Belmont, aren't you?" SHITSHITSHITSHIT GOTTA GO (but srsly I yelled when he said that)

    • @KenDiana35
      @KenDiana35 5 років тому

      What's Belmont?

    • @ardenmurray9217
      @ardenmurray9217 5 років тому +8

      *_Well hecc. I haven't lived correctly.._*

    • @taiylorjusttaiylor3698
      @taiylorjusttaiylor3698 5 років тому +1

      @@alumastarblazingfuego989 I also didnt live correctly 😅

    • @majaagic3203
      @majaagic3203 5 років тому

      @@alumastarblazingfuego989 i havent lived correctly too......

    • @Patchwork26
      @Patchwork26 5 років тому

      No one's lived correctly here!

  • @ShortcakeSweetstuff
    @ShortcakeSweetstuff 5 років тому +1601

    vampire: *bites me then asks* are you ok?
    me: i'M dYinG
    thanks for the likes, i know i'm relatable 😂
    Edit: ok when did this comment get over 1380 Likes- i ain't complaining

  • @realbruhmoment8401
    @realbruhmoment8401 5 років тому +999

    "You look like a perfect...snack.."
    Me: *ThIs mOtHerFuCkA jUst cAllEd mE a SnAcC-*
    Edit: goD daMn I have not gotten this many likes siR
    Edit 2: when someone steAls yoUr coMmEnT iDeA aNd hAs mOre lIkes siNce it's on toP-

    • @daystarrail
      @daystarrail 5 років тому +13

      Snacc with double C

    • @samlamb9023
      @samlamb9023 5 років тому +12

      Tom Eddsworld girl we all be lookin like snaccs ;)

    • @kaylee4445
      @kaylee4445 5 років тому +13

      IM A WHOLE DAMN MEAL DAMMIT

    • @realbruhmoment8401
      @realbruhmoment8401 5 років тому +7

      @@kaylee4445 LOL YOU A WHOLE COURSE MEAL

    • @rayamv5510
      @rayamv5510 5 років тому +2

      XDDDDDDD NOICE

  • @elizabeth7965
    @elizabeth7965 5 років тому +723

    Me *working on Dungeons and Dragons stuff* : Wow this is so fun I’m not gonna stop for hours-!
    *gets notification*
    Me *shoving books aside and clicking immediately*: what’s Dungeons and Dragons??
    Edit: I’m so happy I’m not the only person who plays D&D that watches these. Nice to know I’m not the only nerd here
    Another edit: holy crap thanks for the likes, guys

    • @gxilds420
      @gxilds420 5 років тому +11

      I’ve never heard anything more relatable than this

    • @rook9492
      @rook9492 5 років тому +6

      Sorry dad i dont care if you need my help on how to start Straud! i have a better vampire now.

    • @skyesalathe6802
      @skyesalathe6802 5 років тому +4

      - YourFriendlySlytherin - OOFTIE HELLO FELLOW NERD,
      But seriously me every time
      I hesitated canceling a session when I saw the notification

    • @GOOCHPILLED
      @GOOCHPILLED 5 років тому +3

      Lmao, me working on my campaign

    • @warpedlotus850
      @warpedlotus850 5 років тому +2

      Ma people!

  • @fake00ut
    @fake00ut 5 років тому +1004

    Ovaries? I don’t know her

    • @sadweeb330
      @sadweeb330 5 років тому +16

      Ahoge ur profile picture gives me life

    • @fake00ut
      @fake00ut 5 років тому +5

      Dweeb Denki kokichungus

    • @thefallenchild1083
      @thefallenchild1083 5 років тому +1

      Meeee

    • @noram4582
      @noram4582 5 років тому +24

      cultcakes *cuts out ovaries from body* TROOM TROOM TOLD ME TO

    • @cryptidm0th340
      @cryptidm0th340 5 років тому +9

      @@noram4582 instructions unclear, ovaries are fuckin out.

  • @mlem7446
    @mlem7446 5 років тому +181

    him: I wouldnt move an inch if I were u
    me: moving is a waste of energy y would I

    • @glitchuri9366
      @glitchuri9366 5 років тому +3

      Him: DA FUQ BISH U not so cute anymoreMe: nuiuuuuuuuuuuuu come bakkkkkkkk!!!!!

    • @ItsMe-wn7vp
      @ItsMe-wn7vp 5 років тому

      mlem omg me all the time like no joke I woke up at 7:30 this morning and didn’t get out of bed till 12:45 I’m sad my life is sad like why

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 5 років тому

      Me: *shimmies*

    • @xxrevenge_seekerxx7012
      @xxrevenge_seekerxx7012 5 років тому

      mlem IKR

  • @Den1seQu0ta
    @Den1seQu0ta 5 років тому +151

    Him: wouldn't move an inch if I were you
    Me: BISH I NEED TO BREATH

  • @ohnoitsevan
    @ohnoitsevan 5 років тому +207

    Honestly who needs a boyfriend when we can just listen to Kooji?
    In all seriousness though, thank you, Kooji. I’ve been going through a lot of stuff and was feeling very insecure, like something was wrong with me, but then I listened to a few of your videos and they helped a lot. Made me feel kinda special, which is something I really needed. So again, thank you.

    • @ItsMe-wn7vp
      @ItsMe-wn7vp 5 років тому

      Arryn Jayde boiii this is like actually me

    • @oke5420
      @oke5420 4 роки тому

      The only problem is that he has a gf

  • @Fauxbird
    @Fauxbird 5 років тому +303

    "You're a Belmont, aren't you?"
    **CASTLEVANIA FANGIRL MODE O N**

    • @avstersgovro1738
      @avstersgovro1738 5 років тому +2

      Omg same😂

    • @plebcat8714
      @plebcat8714 5 років тому +3

      YoUr prOfIle Pic MaKes iT bEtTer uWu

    • @levi_weirdo
      @levi_weirdo 5 років тому

      Honestly same, just, just, same that is all I have to say

    • @cosplaygroup7303
      @cosplaygroup7303 5 років тому

      Thx for the new thing to watch

    • @kokichiouma9963
      @kokichiouma9963 5 років тому

      Ava Gauvreau same here I was playing the game when listening to this and i spit out my freaking water when he said that

  • @bread.2568
    @bread.2568 5 років тому +636

    Vampire:”someone as attractive as you”
    Me:”boi I am a fat sack of potato’s fix ur eyes” 😂
    Edit:bro I didn’t think this would get so many likes thank you

    • @awkwardpotato335
      @awkwardpotato335 5 років тому +7

      XxGreenFlamexX that’s exactly what I thought 😂

    • @FandomHoarder
      @FandomHoarder 5 років тому +4

      XD same bruh--

    • @santana8402
      @santana8402 5 років тому +2

      XxGreenFlamexX I felt this on a spiritual level

    • @crowley4058
      @crowley4058 5 років тому

      Relatable

    • @mirandamiranda8217
      @mirandamiranda8217 5 років тому +9

      Big = more blood, delicious to a vampire. Plus if he's an Irish vampire then potato is only a bonus.
      And besides you never know who will find you attractive even if you don't see it in yourself :)

  • @Kk_69
    @Kk_69 5 років тому +113

    “Bc you look like a perfect snacck.”
    Me:” IK I AMMMM.” “ IMMA WHOLE DAMN MEAL BIOCH!”

    • @redqueen3630
      @redqueen3630 5 років тому

      Yassssss Queen we a whole full course meal

    • @carolynmurphy6877
      @carolynmurphy6877 5 років тому

      @Kallie Ashton
      Yass Queen mee

    • @animefangirl3700
      @animefangirl3700 5 років тому

      Chill...He says that later... he calls protagonist (us) a meal.

    • @lo3055
      @lo3055 5 років тому

      You are not a meal , your a hole Viking feast

    • @oke5420
      @oke5420 4 роки тому

      *to be continued meme intensifies*

  • @rotten__zxmbie
    @rotten__zxmbie 5 років тому +112

    Him: last thing you wanna do is get me mad
    Me: i aint SCARED OF yOu (screaming inside 😨)

    • @tenyaiida2265
      @tenyaiida2265 5 років тому +1

      EIJIROU WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

    • @TheArturox86
      @TheArturox86 5 років тому +1

      Tenya Iida Tenya? What are you doing here?~

  • @blackbun130
    @blackbun130 5 років тому +86

    I didn't expect him to be so darn adorable, what the heck.

  • @Kaas_Strages
    @Kaas_Strages 5 років тому +240

    That metal thing hitting the floor made me jump and put a hand against my heart.... I did not come for a heart attack you blood sucker!!!
    Still a good video though

    • @levi_weirdo
      @levi_weirdo 5 років тому +8

      I love your name honestly

    • @eoxiima
      @eoxiima 5 років тому +4

      Levi’s Lil’Bitch UR NAME IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING LMAO

    • @oke5420
      @oke5420 4 роки тому

      Wassup lil bitch
      ( ignore this plez )

    • @strawb3rrrie564
      @strawb3rrrie564 4 роки тому

      this was my reaction too 😔🤚

  • @starsgames4581
    @starsgames4581 5 років тому +200

    *Me staring at creepy pasta memes then seeing the notification.Then me saying “I’m bout to watch my kind of creepy pasta!”*

    • @ItsMe-wn7vp
      @ItsMe-wn7vp 5 років тому +4

      Nikki Smith hi bro you talking bout me lol

    • @trinityroland6392
      @trinityroland6392 4 роки тому +2

      Wait can vamps and werewolves be in creepypasta

    • @bbeat4241
      @bbeat4241 4 роки тому +1

      Ahhhhh MEEEEEEE

  • @Yourmom-up3ml
    @Yourmom-up3ml 5 років тому +187

    Him: IM NOT LET YOUr “VIRGINTY” PASS...
    Me: HOLY 💩 HE SAID VIRGINTY *nosebleeds* kooji Va how couLd yOu dOu dIs tO mE??

    • @totallynotparker.3579
      @totallynotparker.3579 4 роки тому +5

      I THOUGHT HE SAID PERGINITY?
      OR VIRGINITY OR SUMTHING IDK-

    • @maxdudley2416
      @maxdudley2416 4 роки тому +1

      Hi Hello How Are You? i thought it was ‘the opportunity’-

  • @Darkcyndermaya
    @Darkcyndermaya 5 років тому +110

    I like this character quite a lot and that heart beat thing was a nice touch.

  • @soulvakden7976
    @soulvakden7976 5 років тому +193

    Vampire: I'm not a heartless monster you know
    Me: You kill people, you're " undead" what do you mean?!?!?!

    • @glitchuri9366
      @glitchuri9366 5 років тому +17

      Hes not heartless because he stole mine UwU

    • @soulvakden7976
      @soulvakden7976 5 років тому +2

      @@glitchuri9366 omg lmao good one

    • @olgasoasis8208
      @olgasoasis8208 5 років тому +5

      Guessed he want to push that aside

    • @justsomerandomhuman6737
      @justsomerandomhuman6737 5 років тому +3

      @@glitchuri9366 omg that is smooth af👌👌

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 5 років тому +3

      “Well I guess you *have* a heart, it’s still in there, but it ain’t movin’ much.”

  • @klopia1
    @klopia1 5 років тому +51

    WOWE THE WAY HE SAID ‘SO CUTE’ I-

  • @kristinekristine2980
    @kristinekristine2980 5 років тому +238

    *news reporter mode* we interrupt this program for breaking news a handsome vampire boys flirts with girls so be carful out there ladies lock your doors lock the windows and stay safe this is your news reporter signing off!

    • @pulsehazard2525
      @pulsehazard2525 5 років тому +10

      Lol does the complete opposite 😊

    • @majaagic3203
      @majaagic3203 5 років тому +25

      Hide your wifes, hide your kids, AnAAND hide your husbands bcs he is flirting with everyone here

    • @ButterscotchBabe
      @ButterscotchBabe 5 років тому +12

      Im not locking shit😂😂😂daddy come get me

    • @ariii44420
      @ariii44420 5 років тому +2

      Kristine Kristine
      Comment like be like.....
      69😂😂

    • @cowwithahoodie
      @cowwithahoodie 5 років тому +1

      *"Accidentally" forgets to lock a window*

  • @KendrasKornerAudio
    @KendrasKornerAudio 5 років тому +107

    Me:*confused by the compliments and why he loves me*
    Me also: I am scared but also kind of like it...
    Great work on the video! ^_^

  • @jaymielopez4611
    @jaymielopez4611 5 років тому +63

    "I hope you're not uncomfortable with that"
    Boi you're the one who sounds uncomfortable. XD love uu kooji

  • @katsukibakugo5020
    @katsukibakugo5020 5 років тому +40

    "I wouldn't move an inch if I were you"
    Me, having turrets: **Agressing ticking-**

  • @nashime3135
    @nashime3135 5 років тому +81

    YOOOOOOOO!!!! HIS VOICE MATCHES PERFECTLY WITH A VAMPIRES AND A YANDERE!!!! (in a good way😅)

  • @XanffyODK
    @XanffyODK 5 років тому +55

    Him: *doors opens* Ah I've been expecting you
    Me: Uhm *trick or treat?*

  • @dekuuseless3072
    @dekuuseless3072 5 років тому +45

    Him: Would you stay with me?
    Me: GOD NO! WE JUST HAD A FIGHT IN THE BEGINNING!

  • @scoutdog1148
    @scoutdog1148 5 років тому +49

    Him:it is meant to be...
    Me:...
    Him:...
    Him:ForEVeR aPreSATeD.
    Me:*falls off of bed.*

  • @Ashley-ot7do
    @Ashley-ot7do 5 років тому +68

    At 22:11 it sounds like he shoved his head in his shirt. Lol 😂 love it.

  • @ShadowAEFUG
    @ShadowAEFUG 5 років тому +59

    Him: I will get you something to drink.
    *Schweppes commercial*
    (I cried 🤣)

  • @th3unwis3
    @th3unwis3 5 років тому +429

    I’m here and queer, go easy on my heart ok Kooji? 😂☺️

    • @redriot2115
      @redriot2115 5 років тому +23

      Relatable

    • @cosmosis9903
      @cosmosis9903 5 років тому +16

      Same

    • @lovestalgic
      @lovestalgic 5 років тому +29

      the whole bnha best boy squad is here i-

    • @cosmosis9903
      @cosmosis9903 5 років тому +9

      iris cx of course. Vampires + kooji = beautiful piece of art

    • @pussyc0ffin
      @pussyc0ffin 5 років тому +23

      Katsuki Bakugo
      *lord explosion bae, red riot, AND Shinso are watching a kooji video*
      Understandable

  • @stanleehi8723
    @stanleehi8723 5 років тому +37

    Before the video: tell me he's British or has a deep voice
    Him: I've been-
    Me: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @chocolatemilkshake4186
    @chocolatemilkshake4186 5 років тому +124

    AAAA!! I LOVE VAMPIRES! THANK YOU FOR THIS WONDERFUL AUDIO!!
    You are seriously the best. Keep up the good work! 😁😁

  • @tipicalkid3975
    @tipicalkid3975 5 років тому +132

    I don’t care if he’s a vampire hE cUtE

  • @alias5025
    @alias5025 4 роки тому +11

    I didn’t think he’d end up being so polite and shy, I’m impressed •ω•

  • @alesandrareynolds6660
    @alesandrareynolds6660 5 років тому +180

    If you dislike this video, you're simply a monster.

  • @joannagaga04
    @joannagaga04 5 років тому +20

    Vampire: **is legit trying to eat me**
    Me: *" oH mY GOd GuYs He SaiD I wAs A sNaCk"*

  • @nottodaysatan8833
    @nottodaysatan8833 5 років тому +76

    *listening for a second time*
    him: monster?
    Me: *pauses* how should I feel? Creatures lie here. Looking through the window.Creatures
    Him: me?
    Me: why?..... Omgerd ima....*rolls around on the couch* EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe!!!!

  • @badcreations9527
    @badcreations9527 5 років тому +89

    Please, I beg you.
    Make a one hour version of this.

  • @emilyblades981
    @emilyblades981 5 років тому +264

    A perfect snack
    But what kind of snack like a snack or a snacc
    Imagination 🌈

  • @NVDIA6960
    @NVDIA6960 5 років тому +51

    Man, you have no idea how much of a sucker (Pun wasn't intentional...) I am for a vampire boi...
    Hope you enjoy your vacation and stay safe!!!
    💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜

  • @FG-hp1lm
    @FG-hp1lm 5 років тому +18

    "[Die monster,] You don't belong in this world!"
    "It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh."
    Ah, the Castlevania refrance... I approve greatly

  • @sakuraa4414
    @sakuraa4414 5 років тому +50

    Ah geez.. your sound quality is so great!! Can tell you worked super hard on this, it really shines! 😮

  • @GothKiitsune
    @GothKiitsune 5 років тому +95

    But enough talk, have at you!
    (Sorry had to)
    edit: oh hey, kooji found that silly and GFDI u quoted my fave castlevania game DX

  • @jellybelly6965
    @jellybelly6965 5 років тому +16

    Him: "I wouldn't move an inch if I were you."
    Me: *slowly smiles*
    Also
    Him: "Beauty like yours does not deserve to be mortal."
    Me: *dies from those words*

  • @krdraws3123
    @krdraws3123 5 років тому +25

    Him:”don’t move an inch”
    Me:....
    Him:....
    Me:*jazz hands*
    Him:.........

  • @princessrosalinastarstoolm4928
    @princessrosalinastarstoolm4928 5 років тому +46

    Oh, goody! Castlevania Romance! 💖

  • @emilyblades981
    @emilyblades981 5 років тому +19

    When this uploaded I cried and clicked until it loaded and when it did all I heard was.....
    *creak* and how adorable and I scearmed

  • @allynlore1257
    @allynlore1257 5 років тому +14

    dang i'm jealous of people like you with such calming voices

  • @lindsaychin2621
    @lindsaychin2621 5 років тому +18

    "I've been expecting you"
    *D a d d y*

  • @filledwithmaggots
    @filledwithmaggots 5 років тому +31

    That I love you at the end omg I no joke started saying to myself "I'm fine I'm fine........... I am not fine!!!" And then I started fangirling

  • @JasmineTruit
    @JasmineTruit 5 років тому +7

    When he says little bird my heart melts

  • @katiemobley4491
    @katiemobley4491 5 років тому +23

    Kooji: “You’re not going to die.....”
    Me: “Shoot me-“

  • @judgingopossum
    @judgingopossum 5 років тому +15

    The vampire:
    18:26
    Me:*drinking soda*are you sure about that?

  • @Nikkii..
    @Nikkii.. 5 років тому +18

    Him:I wouldn’t move an inch if I were you
    Me:hm *takes one dramatic step forward in slow motion*

  • @silentstorm9421
    @silentstorm9421 5 років тому +25

    *Turns around while petting a white cat*
    “I’ve been expecting you....”
    Sorry but that’s all I thought in the beginning! Great vid btw! 💖

  • @amyb-990
    @amyb-990 5 років тому +12

    God, I'd love a second part to this...see how the hunter and vampire manage each other! Great work. Enjoy your holiday!

  • @kermitdefrog6293
    @kermitdefrog6293 5 років тому +14

    Him: "I wouldn't move an inch, if I were you."
    Me: *Moves exactly an inch*

  • @justsomerandomhuman6737
    @justsomerandomhuman6737 5 років тому +26

    "don't move"
    Me: *starts to do fortnight dances*

  • @somerandomperson9901
    @somerandomperson9901 5 років тому +10

    I swear these asmr’s are music my ears
    They just keep getting better and better 😂💕💕

  • @victoriatheamaizing5737
    @victoriatheamaizing5737 5 років тому +18

    Omgomgomgomg he’s so cute plz give us more of him 🥺🥰

  • @GenAqua
    @GenAqua 5 років тому +80

    Belmont...like Simon Belmont from Castlevania?

  • @sweet-amai7473
    @sweet-amai7473 5 років тому +19

    Y'know why I wouldn't survive as a vampire?
    *because blood ALONE can ( in NO way ) fill my greedy lil stomach*

  • @emilywest5821
    @emilywest5821 4 роки тому +5

    13:58
    "I am not going to let your virginity pass"
    Uhhh... Hope you got a time machine there, buddy.

  • @KimTaehyung-ew1gr
    @KimTaehyung-ew1gr 5 років тому +36

    Idk what to say except ily ❤️❤️
    Btw ive been getting into kinda liking vampires sooo this is perfect 🤣🤣 and at first the steps scared meeeee🤣

  • @Burgerstainss
    @Burgerstainss 5 років тому +14

    W h y I s h e s o a d o r a b le
    Him: *Nom sound*
    Me: *cries*
    Dad: why are you crying
    Me:VAMPIRES

  • @Dreamer.Queen.
    @Dreamer.Queen. 5 років тому +16

    Do you smell that? Yep, Castlevania.

  • @rebeccadyches5066
    @rebeccadyches5066 5 років тому +6

    This is such a cute character!

  • @jackyp9510
    @jackyp9510 5 років тому +14

    Him: “I wouldn’t move an inch if I were you”
    Me: *starts to jerk around left, right, up, and down because I am gen z and have absolutely no will to live*

  • @Myskullhrtzss
    @Myskullhrtzss 5 років тому +27

    Me: Looks like youve dropped something
    Him: What did i drop?
    Me: your standards, Hi im Lacie

    • @crowley4058
      @crowley4058 5 років тому

      Love this

    • @Myskullhrtzss
      @Myskullhrtzss 4 роки тому

      @a weeb on the internet OH MY GOD PLEASE THAT IS PERFECT I LOVE YOU

  • @klaracapone8272
    @klaracapone8272 5 років тому +21

    Idk how but I'll steal ur voice... one day... I could listen to it all *LIFE*
    Are you a singer?

  • @rainyb8209
    @rainyb8209 5 років тому +5

    7:00 it sounds like he's pouting until he realized we can hear him XD

  • @mysticva1627
    @mysticva1627 5 років тому +8

    We need Part 2, ahh it's so adorable!😍💚

  • @egyptianwerewolf1466
    @egyptianwerewolf1466 5 років тому +6

    Okay, this reminds me so much of Vampire Knight. With the purebloods, war where humans were turned against their will, vampire hunters etc.
    But I like that, cause I am (currently) crushing on Zero from Vampire Knight

  • @greeninc.6202
    @greeninc.6202 5 років тому +8

    VampBoi: “I’ve been expecting you...”
    AlsoVampBoi: “I didn’t expect anyone to make it this far!”
    Lol