Hey! For those who don't know: I'll be on vacation, flying to the U.S, I'll be back on working on videos July 10th! (This video might get demonetized I'm stressing out hasdhasdhasd) Join my discord server fwens UwU: discord.gg/ehKrtwn
"You look like a perfect snack" Hold up a Snack or a Snacc? Woah I've never thought that I would get any likes or comments. Thank you everyone! Plus you all da snacc!
Me: *about to take another bite of my food* Him: "Oh, I wouldn't move an inch if I were you." Me: *freezes* Also Me: *Squints* bruh you ain't stopping meh from eating *eats food anyway*
I do not appreciate your attempts of giving people Stockholm syndrome (edit: suddenly got a notification from this so a 2022 update just in case; this is a /j, i repeat, this is /j)
Ok but like imagine a vampire hunter-turned-vampire. The training of killing the undead but the strength and abilities of a vampire, that would be pretty badass
I was in a vampire phase, even though I didn't know anything about vampires, because my friend liked them. After I moved on, a year later, my mom let me read the Twilight books. I also watched all the movies. Here I am!
vampire: *bites me then asks* are you ok? me: i'M dYinG thanks for the likes, i know i'm relatable 😂 Edit: ok when did this comment get over 1380 Likes- i ain't complaining
"You look like a perfect...snack.." Me: *ThIs mOtHerFuCkA jUst cAllEd mE a SnAcC-* Edit: goD daMn I have not gotten this many likes siR Edit 2: when someone steAls yoUr coMmEnT iDeA aNd hAs mOre lIkes siNce it's on toP-
Me *working on Dungeons and Dragons stuff* : Wow this is so fun I’m not gonna stop for hours-! *gets notification* Me *shoving books aside and clicking immediately*: what’s Dungeons and Dragons?? Edit: I’m so happy I’m not the only person who plays D&D that watches these. Nice to know I’m not the only nerd here Another edit: holy crap thanks for the likes, guys
Honestly who needs a boyfriend when we can just listen to Kooji? In all seriousness though, thank you, Kooji. I’ve been going through a lot of stuff and was feeling very insecure, like something was wrong with me, but then I listened to a few of your videos and they helped a lot. Made me feel kinda special, which is something I really needed. So again, thank you.
Vampire:”someone as attractive as you” Me:”boi I am a fat sack of potato’s fix ur eyes” 😂 Edit:bro I didn’t think this would get so many likes thank you
Big = more blood, delicious to a vampire. Plus if he's an Irish vampire then potato is only a bonus. And besides you never know who will find you attractive even if you don't see it in yourself :)
That metal thing hitting the floor made me jump and put a hand against my heart.... I did not come for a heart attack you blood sucker!!! Still a good video though
*news reporter mode* we interrupt this program for breaking news a handsome vampire boys flirts with girls so be carful out there ladies lock your doors lock the windows and stay safe this is your news reporter signing off!
*listening for a second time* him: monster? Me: *pauses* how should I feel? Creatures lie here. Looking through the window.Creatures Him: me? Me: why?..... Omgerd ima....*rolls around on the couch* EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe!!!!
Man, you have no idea how much of a sucker (Pun wasn't intentional...) I am for a vampire boi... Hope you enjoy your vacation and stay safe!!! 💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜
"[Die monster,] You don't belong in this world!" "It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh." Ah, the Castlevania refrance... I approve greatly
Him: "I wouldn't move an inch if I were you." Me: *slowly smiles* Also Him: "Beauty like yours does not deserve to be mortal." Me: *dies from those words*
Him: “I wouldn’t move an inch if I were you” Me: *starts to jerk around left, right, up, and down because I am gen z and have absolutely no will to live*
Okay, this reminds me so much of Vampire Knight. With the purebloods, war where humans were turned against their will, vampire hunters etc. But I like that, cause I am (currently) crushing on Zero from Vampire Knight
Hey! For those who don't know: I'll be on vacation, flying to the U.S, I'll be back on working on videos July 10th!
(This video might get demonetized I'm stressing out hasdhasdhasd)
Join my discord server fwens UwU: discord.gg/ehKrtwn
Kooji VA Enjoy your vacation, my dude!
Kooji VA Bon voyage! ✈️🏙
Get a patreon man, get them monies!
Have a nice vacation kooji!!!!!
Yes. Come to us Kooji. *dabs*
"And yet... so cute"
*Me*: "BiTcH wHeRe??!!"
Dude when I read your comment it said that... wat🤤🤤🤤🙃😌
@@trentoncastle5438 🤣🤣🤣
LItEralLy mE
Same energy
@@JasmineTruit Yes, it really do be that way
“Don’t worry, you’re not going to die”
WELL SHIT, THERE GOES MY MONDAY PLANS
We finna get that fuci fuci on😂😂😂
THE HELL WERE YOUR MONDAY PLANS
@@oni3x116 death ,of course!
Mooooooooooood 😂😂
Same- vampires these days...
Him: "Don't move."
Me: (slowly reaches hand into chip bag)
Him: ....
Me: (slowly crunches chip)
Sapphire Wolf mood 😂👌🏽
So why am i reminded of the "my movements are so slow-" scene by drax??
Me tho 😂
ALL TAKE THIS POTATO SHIP AND EAT IT!!!!!
Me
"I wouldn't move an inch if I were you"
*what are you, a tyrannosaurus rex?*
*Jurassic Park music intensifies*
Dinosaur screeches **intensives**
him:i wouldn'T move an inch if I were you
*SLIDE TO THE LEFT
SLIDE TO THE RIGHT
CRISS CROSS*
*plays Jurassic park music in background*
*everybody clap your hands!*
7:42
"Do not worry for I am here"
Who are you? All might?
DAMNIT DAD! Uh I mean DAMMIT ALL MIGHT!
Lol
EXACTLY
*wheeze*
Ki OOF THAT GOT ME SO GOOD
"You look like a perfect snack"
BICTH I'ma the HOLE DAMN meal!😂
😂 yass queen
I think you got that from the song "Juice" by Lizzo
XD Yas
XD
lmao I’m just a nasty crumb on the floor 😂😭😂
"You look like a perfect snack"
Hold up a Snack or a Snacc?
Woah I've never thought that I would get any likes or comments. Thank you everyone! Plus you all da snacc!
omg me too,, thought that as well sksksk
Neither for m lmao
Considering his comment on virginity. Snacc
@@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 he actually said "the opportunity"
Well I think so anyway if I'm wrong sorry
• καοяυ • turn captions on
"I wouldn't move an inch if I were you."
Me: *Starts furiously wiggling*
*Lil shimmy dance.*
The ol' razzle dazzle
Imma do a shimmy
Cha cha real smooth!
*Becomes inflatable tube man*
"i wouldn't move an inch if i were you"
me: *wiggles hand*
When the sub wants to obey but also wants to know what master will do...
Idk why the “*wiggles hand*” made me laugh so much
@@bun2738 *wiggles intensify*
fynn 😂😂
fynn I SPOT A FERID
"You just don't die do you?"
Sadly no
@Sad cat
Me...Hello darkness my old friend.
@@carolynmurphy6877 I've come to talk with agian
Belmont's and joestars have a habit of that
*has knife in head when saying that*
LegEnds neVEr dIe😂
Him: the last thing you want...
Me: in your Burger King burger is someone’s foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.”
Cheese Waffles I was saying that out loud too😆😆😆
I’m crying omg
Omg yes
*NUMBER 13. BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE*
XD
ThAt "I love you.." aT tHe EnD wAs NoT gOoD fOr My HeAlTh
Oof
My health was and still is quaking
duuuuude i thot i got shot with a gun
Lol
Hey another army😃🤠
Me: *about to take another bite of my food*
Him: "Oh, I wouldn't move an inch if I were you."
Me: *freezes*
Also Me: *Squints* bruh you ain't stopping meh from eating *eats food anyway*
that's an ironic thing to say to a vampire my dude.
Well it could be this way:
"If you can resist your hunger, I cAnt."
Him: *walks out of room*
Me: *sHoVeLs FoOd iN mOuTh aT tHe SpEeD oF lIgHt*
blindinG lightS why the hell am I doing that too
@@dovakel2529 haha
IRONIC
get it? Cause..blood...contains iron?
Vampire: I get it... You must be a Belmont?!
Me:*JUST finished watching Castlevania for the 10,000th time* .....
AND I OOOP-
Akari_ Tales
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW SEASON
We are talking the same language 👍
@@Dreamer.Queen. 👍 😂💕
@@frickinfreakazoid9569 AHHH ME TOOOOOOO!!!!! 💕💕💕
@@alumastarblazingfuego989 😂 👏
*has earbuds in*
"do not worry I am here now"
*ovaries exploded *
Ouch
ALL MIGHT?!?! IS THAT YOU?! DID HE EAT YOU?!
I got bakuhoe flashbacks
Gay boner gang represent
I'm trying not to imagine exploding ovaries
Boy you better raise your standards cause I’m legit trash bro
Your profile picture is everything
Creator_ Chan
If you’re “trash” then what am I?😂👌
As someone who cares deeply about the environment my duty is to pick up up is 7 pm okay
( My favorite pick up line hope it cheered u up)
Creator_ Chan hasfsfdsds same
Nagito much?
I do not appreciate your attempts of giving people Stockholm syndrome
(edit: suddenly got a notification from this so a 2022 update just in case; this is a /j, i repeat, this is /j)
I love this comment 🤣🤣
What is stockholm syndrome?
(Please somebody explain, i dont know what it is)
@@itsryumin it's a condition which causes hostages to develop a psychological alliance with their captors
@@yggy1126 thanks for the help 😊😊😊
@@itsryumin np bro 🗿🤙
"you don't want to see me get mad"
Me: *Has instant Halk flash backs*
sweetie-cat chan YES!!!
🤣😂
Amazing
Halk
Ah yes ✨H A L K✨
1:57 i just cant get over how he said 'so cute' i'm sorry-
Ye
Fudge cake.....
Ikr 🥺
Loving Delusions ikrrr
Ikr!!!
Ok but like imagine a vampire hunter-turned-vampire. The training of killing the undead but the strength and abilities of a vampire, that would be pretty badass
Red Riot Eijiro Kirishima
There’s actually an anime about that. It’s called hellsing and i really recommend it
Fuck yes! Kiri, my Man, my beloved Soft-Stone, you fucking right
And Vampire Hunter D
Good idea Kirishima! Now.. go write a book!
**thinks of Gordon Walker from Supernatural**
"And im not going to let your virginity pass"
Me : *EXCUSE MEE?¿?!?!*
Edit: thx for the likes lmao
When did he say that again??
@non sense thanks
I’m pretty sure he was saying “I’m not gonna let the opportunity pass” tho.... the first part was kinda muffled
I thought I was the only one who heard that 😂
I like how he's like "oh cool ur pure blood" then just "Oh btw I wanna FUCK" 😂😂
Vampire: Humans are so fragile, And yet. So cute
Me: Hell No! I’m NOT CUTE! Don’t EVER call me CUTE sir!
I am feared! Fear me! *cute growling*
Shadow _TheNOOB
OMG MOOD
SAME
**human Chihuahua activated**
Don't call me cute! I'm not mother fuggin cute! Imma slap you if you say dat again boi! *triggered
"so cute"
Me: *looks around* boi I know you aren't talking about me, I am literally the same level of cuteness as the gum I your shoe.
I see you every where
@@mydickissmallonly2inchs532 sksksksk I am everywhere 😉😉
I’m cute in the way a cross eyed puppy is, probably-
@@dr.altoclef9255 Aww! Your cuter than that love.
Meee
Asmr: Sleep well...
Captions: Bleep well...
Lool
@@deannapollick4818 your profile pic tho.......IZUKU!
I just got out of my vampire phase...GUESS WHOS BACK
The Fallen Child sameeeee
The Fallen Child there is no escape
You can not run from it
I was in a vampire phase, even though I didn't know anything about vampires, because my friend liked them. After I moved on, a year later, my mom let me read the Twilight books. I also watched all the movies. Here I am!
You were in one too?
"you're a Belmont, aren't you?" SHITSHITSHITSHIT GOTTA GO (but srsly I yelled when he said that)
What's Belmont?
*_Well hecc. I haven't lived correctly.._*
@@alumastarblazingfuego989 I also didnt live correctly 😅
@@alumastarblazingfuego989 i havent lived correctly too......
No one's lived correctly here!
vampire: *bites me then asks* are you ok?
me: i'M dYinG
thanks for the likes, i know i'm relatable 😂
Edit: ok when did this comment get over 1380 Likes- i ain't complaining
*whezes*
I can’t type ;-;
Bigger mood
Lunaxchan *gags up blood* REEEEEEE MY SPIRIT WILL HAUNT HIM
vampire: gOoD~
"You look like a perfect...snack.."
Me: *ThIs mOtHerFuCkA jUst cAllEd mE a SnAcC-*
Edit: goD daMn I have not gotten this many likes siR
Edit 2: when someone steAls yoUr coMmEnT iDeA aNd hAs mOre lIkes siNce it's on toP-
Snacc with double C
Tom Eddsworld girl we all be lookin like snaccs ;)
IM A WHOLE DAMN MEAL DAMMIT
@@kaylee4445 LOL YOU A WHOLE COURSE MEAL
XDDDDDDD NOICE
Me *working on Dungeons and Dragons stuff* : Wow this is so fun I’m not gonna stop for hours-!
*gets notification*
Me *shoving books aside and clicking immediately*: what’s Dungeons and Dragons??
Edit: I’m so happy I’m not the only person who plays D&D that watches these. Nice to know I’m not the only nerd here
Another edit: holy crap thanks for the likes, guys
I’ve never heard anything more relatable than this
Sorry dad i dont care if you need my help on how to start Straud! i have a better vampire now.
- YourFriendlySlytherin - OOFTIE HELLO FELLOW NERD,
But seriously me every time
I hesitated canceling a session when I saw the notification
Lmao, me working on my campaign
Ma people!
Ovaries? I don’t know her
Ahoge ur profile picture gives me life
Dweeb Denki kokichungus
Meeee
cultcakes *cuts out ovaries from body* TROOM TROOM TOLD ME TO
@@noram4582 instructions unclear, ovaries are fuckin out.
him: I wouldnt move an inch if I were u
me: moving is a waste of energy y would I
Him: DA FUQ BISH U not so cute anymoreMe: nuiuuuuuuuuuuuu come bakkkkkkkk!!!!!
mlem omg me all the time like no joke I woke up at 7:30 this morning and didn’t get out of bed till 12:45 I’m sad my life is sad like why
Me: *shimmies*
mlem IKR
Him: wouldn't move an inch if I were you
Me: BISH I NEED TO BREATH
That just made me think
Logic???????
Honestly who needs a boyfriend when we can just listen to Kooji?
In all seriousness though, thank you, Kooji. I’ve been going through a lot of stuff and was feeling very insecure, like something was wrong with me, but then I listened to a few of your videos and they helped a lot. Made me feel kinda special, which is something I really needed. So again, thank you.
Arryn Jayde boiii this is like actually me
The only problem is that he has a gf
"You're a Belmont, aren't you?"
**CASTLEVANIA FANGIRL MODE O N**
Omg same😂
YoUr prOfIle Pic MaKes iT bEtTer uWu
Honestly same, just, just, same that is all I have to say
Thx for the new thing to watch
Ava Gauvreau same here I was playing the game when listening to this and i spit out my freaking water when he said that
Vampire:”someone as attractive as you”
Me:”boi I am a fat sack of potato’s fix ur eyes” 😂
Edit:bro I didn’t think this would get so many likes thank you
XxGreenFlamexX that’s exactly what I thought 😂
XD same bruh--
XxGreenFlamexX I felt this on a spiritual level
Relatable
Big = more blood, delicious to a vampire. Plus if he's an Irish vampire then potato is only a bonus.
And besides you never know who will find you attractive even if you don't see it in yourself :)
“Bc you look like a perfect snacck.”
Me:” IK I AMMMM.” “ IMMA WHOLE DAMN MEAL BIOCH!”
Yassssss Queen we a whole full course meal
@Kallie Ashton
Yass Queen mee
Chill...He says that later... he calls protagonist (us) a meal.
You are not a meal , your a hole Viking feast
*to be continued meme intensifies*
Him: last thing you wanna do is get me mad
Me: i aint SCARED OF yOu (screaming inside 😨)
EIJIROU WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Tenya Iida Tenya? What are you doing here?~
I didn't expect him to be so darn adorable, what the heck.
That metal thing hitting the floor made me jump and put a hand against my heart.... I did not come for a heart attack you blood sucker!!!
Still a good video though
I love your name honestly
Levi’s Lil’Bitch UR NAME IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING LMAO
Wassup lil bitch
( ignore this plez )
this was my reaction too 😔🤚
*Me staring at creepy pasta memes then seeing the notification.Then me saying “I’m bout to watch my kind of creepy pasta!”*
Nikki Smith hi bro you talking bout me lol
Wait can vamps and werewolves be in creepypasta
Ahhhhh MEEEEEEE
Him: IM NOT LET YOUr “VIRGINTY” PASS...
Me: HOLY 💩 HE SAID VIRGINTY *nosebleeds* kooji Va how couLd yOu dOu dIs tO mE??
I THOUGHT HE SAID PERGINITY?
OR VIRGINITY OR SUMTHING IDK-
Hi Hello How Are You? i thought it was ‘the opportunity’-
I like this character quite a lot and that heart beat thing was a nice touch.
I-is that spiderman?
Spider-Man?
Vampire: I'm not a heartless monster you know
Me: You kill people, you're " undead" what do you mean?!?!?!
Hes not heartless because he stole mine UwU
@@glitchuri9366 omg lmao good one
Guessed he want to push that aside
@@glitchuri9366 omg that is smooth af👌👌
“Well I guess you *have* a heart, it’s still in there, but it ain’t movin’ much.”
WOWE THE WAY HE SAID ‘SO CUTE’ I-
*news reporter mode* we interrupt this program for breaking news a handsome vampire boys flirts with girls so be carful out there ladies lock your doors lock the windows and stay safe this is your news reporter signing off!
Lol does the complete opposite 😊
Hide your wifes, hide your kids, AnAAND hide your husbands bcs he is flirting with everyone here
Im not locking shit😂😂😂daddy come get me
Kristine Kristine
Comment like be like.....
69😂😂
*"Accidentally" forgets to lock a window*
Me:*confused by the compliments and why he loves me*
Me also: I am scared but also kind of like it...
Great work on the video! ^_^
"I hope you're not uncomfortable with that"
Boi you're the one who sounds uncomfortable. XD love uu kooji
"I wouldn't move an inch if I were you"
Me, having turrets: **Agressing ticking-**
YOOOOOOOO!!!! HIS VOICE MATCHES PERFECTLY WITH A VAMPIRES AND A YANDERE!!!! (in a good way😅)
Yeeeeee he dus
Him: *doors opens* Ah I've been expecting you
Me: Uhm *trick or treat?*
Lmao I died thank you
Him: Would you stay with me?
Me: GOD NO! WE JUST HAD A FIGHT IN THE BEGINNING!
Him:it is meant to be...
Me:...
Him:...
Him:ForEVeR aPreSATeD.
Me:*falls off of bed.*
At 22:11 it sounds like he shoved his head in his shirt. Lol 😂 love it.
Vindictive Queen 😂 your right lol
Oh god
Him: I will get you something to drink.
*Schweppes commercial*
(I cried 🤣)
I just got dO YoU wANt A hOmE commercial 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Mine's Jollibee
To be honest
i use an ad blocker
I’m here and queer, go easy on my heart ok Kooji? 😂☺️
Relatable
Same
the whole bnha best boy squad is here i-
iris cx of course. Vampires + kooji = beautiful piece of art
Katsuki Bakugo
*lord explosion bae, red riot, AND Shinso are watching a kooji video*
Understandable
Before the video: tell me he's British or has a deep voice
Him: I've been-
Me: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAA!! I LOVE VAMPIRES! THANK YOU FOR THIS WONDERFUL AUDIO!!
You are seriously the best. Keep up the good work! 😁😁
Me too
Me three!
Gacha Random I made it 80 you is welcome
I don’t care if he’s a vampire hE cUtE
I didn’t think he’d end up being so polite and shy, I’m impressed •ω•
If you dislike this video, you're simply a monster.
Ba-dum-pshhh
Agreed
State facts ghorl/boi
Vampire: **is legit trying to eat me**
Me: *" oH mY GOd GuYs He SaiD I wAs A sNaCk"*
*listening for a second time*
him: monster?
Me: *pauses* how should I feel? Creatures lie here. Looking through the window.Creatures
Him: me?
Me: why?..... Omgerd ima....*rolls around on the couch* EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe!!!!
LOOKING THROUGH MY WINDOW!
Someone else who knows that song...😂
Please, I beg you.
Make a one hour version of this.
A perfect snack
But what kind of snack like a snack or a snacc
Imagination 🌈
A snakk
snaCC
Nah he meant a WhOlE sNaCc
Man, you have no idea how much of a sucker (Pun wasn't intentional...) I am for a vampire boi...
Hope you enjoy your vacation and stay safe!!!
💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜
"[Die monster,] You don't belong in this world!"
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh."
Ah, the Castlevania refrance... I approve greatly
Ah geez.. your sound quality is so great!! Can tell you worked super hard on this, it really shines! 😮
But enough talk, have at you!
(Sorry had to)
edit: oh hey, kooji found that silly and GFDI u quoted my fave castlevania game DX
Him: "I wouldn't move an inch if I were you."
Me: *slowly smiles*
Also
Him: "Beauty like yours does not deserve to be mortal."
Me: *dies from those words*
Him:”don’t move an inch”
Me:....
Him:....
Me:*jazz hands*
Him:.........
Oh, goody! Castlevania Romance! 💖
When this uploaded I cried and clicked until it loaded and when it did all I heard was.....
*creak* and how adorable and I scearmed
dang i'm jealous of people like you with such calming voices
"I've been expecting you"
*D a d d y*
That I love you at the end omg I no joke started saying to myself "I'm fine I'm fine........... I am not fine!!!" And then I started fangirling
LUKA DAT YOU?!?!?! OMG lmao
When he says little bird my heart melts
Kooji: “You’re not going to die.....”
Me: “Shoot me-“
The vampire:
18:26
Me:*drinking soda*are you sure about that?
Him:I wouldn’t move an inch if I were you
Me:hm *takes one dramatic step forward in slow motion*
*Turns around while petting a white cat*
“I’ve been expecting you....”
Sorry but that’s all I thought in the beginning! Great vid btw! 💖
Silent Storm9 same here tbh
God, I'd love a second part to this...see how the hunter and vampire manage each other! Great work. Enjoy your holiday!
Him: "I wouldn't move an inch, if I were you."
Me: *Moves exactly an inch*
"don't move"
Me: *starts to do fortnight dances*
I swear these asmr’s are music my ears
They just keep getting better and better 😂💕💕
Omgomgomgomg he’s so cute plz give us more of him 🥺🥰
Belmont...like Simon Belmont from Castlevania?
bingo ;)
Dang...
FAN MODE GIRL ON*
No, joestar
Y'know why I wouldn't survive as a vampire?
*because blood ALONE can ( in NO way ) fill my greedy lil stomach*
13:58
"I am not going to let your virginity pass"
Uhhh... Hope you got a time machine there, buddy.
Idk what to say except ily ❤️❤️
Btw ive been getting into kinda liking vampires sooo this is perfect 🤣🤣 and at first the steps scared meeeee🤣
I'm into vampires as well
Bailey Fryou armyyyyyyyy
W h y I s h e s o a d o r a b le
Him: *Nom sound*
Me: *cries*
Dad: why are you crying
Me:VAMPIRES
Do you smell that? Yep, Castlevania.
This is such a cute character!
Him: “I wouldn’t move an inch if I were you”
Me: *starts to jerk around left, right, up, and down because I am gen z and have absolutely no will to live*
Jacky :p mood
Me: Looks like youve dropped something
Him: What did i drop?
Me: your standards, Hi im Lacie
Love this
@a weeb on the internet OH MY GOD PLEASE THAT IS PERFECT I LOVE YOU
Idk how but I'll steal ur voice... one day... I could listen to it all *LIFE*
Are you a singer?
7:00 it sounds like he's pouting until he realized we can hear him XD
We need Part 2, ahh it's so adorable!😍💚
I neeeeeed it too
Okay, this reminds me so much of Vampire Knight. With the purebloods, war where humans were turned against their will, vampire hunters etc.
But I like that, cause I am (currently) crushing on Zero from Vampire Knight
VampBoi: “I’ve been expecting you...”
AlsoVampBoi: “I didn’t expect anyone to make it this far!”
Lol