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КОМЕНТАРІ • 245

  • @Agos226
    @Agos226 2 роки тому +191

    ".…..I'm Cartwright"
    still one of my favorite Jason Alexander deliveries in the whole show

    • @CqThatdude
      @CqThatdude 2 роки тому +7

      And the look on his face ads to it too. It's great stuff

    • @66secularist
      @66secularist Рік тому

      With the slumped head slightly tp one side.

    • @Marmoset2009
      @Marmoset2009 Рік тому +11

      You're not Cartwright...

    • @jgrosse5554
      @jgrosse5554 Рік тому +9

      @@Marmoset2009 OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!

    • @noeditbookreviews
      @noeditbookreviews Рік тому +2

      I always thought so, too. That, and the scene when he lights a cigarette to piss off his fiance. Jason's subtle (and not so subtle) talents as an actor are underappreciated.

  • @syoung321
    @syoung321 4 роки тому +447

    For almost 30 years, we've used the name Cartwright every time we've had to wait for a table or made a carryout order.

    • @annettelanham9897
      @annettelanham9897 4 роки тому +10

      Well played!!!!

    • @darkness2160
      @darkness2160 3 роки тому +11

      Omg good idea using it from now on

    • @718ant5
      @718ant5 3 роки тому +10

      I once did so at a Cantonese restaurant

    • @andersniemi6046
      @andersniemi6046 2 роки тому +9

      I always go for "Abe Froman" on my reservations.

    • @syoung321
      @syoung321 2 роки тому +3

      @@andersniemi6046 *You're* Abe Froman?

  • @k4ir0s
    @k4ir0s 6 років тому +349

    I like how Jerry prods George with "You're not Cartwright." "Of course I'm not Cartwright!!!"

    • @howardstern666
      @howardstern666 4 роки тому

      k4ir0s Pure chemistry.

    • @VinnyJones
      @VinnyJones 4 роки тому +7

      This IMO is the funniest scene of them all

    • @brucemcdonald2678
      @brucemcdonald2678 4 роки тому

      Makes it so much better when you know a Cartwright.

    • @Goraine
      @Goraine 3 роки тому

      Lmao i seen it and had to come look for this.

    • @dansawyer4332
      @dansawyer4332 3 роки тому +4

      One more example of him killing it as the straight man on his own show.

  • @WeylandYutaniCorp91
    @WeylandYutaniCorp91 Рік тому +31

    "I tell her, you not here, she said curse word, I hang up." Love how James Hong says those lines.

  • @Antonio_Serdar
    @Antonio_Serdar 3 роки тому +111

    Jason Alexander is absolutely, absolutely brilliant.
    His acting and the genious of Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld's writing is probably the best comedy the world will ever see.

    • @Vjl5280
      @Vjl5280 2 роки тому +1

      Never won an Emmy

    • @AK99581
      @AK99581 Рік тому +3

      ​​@@Vjl5280 Seinfeld won an emmy in 1993...besides, who cares about Emmys. The show that won the next year, called Picket Fences, no one remembers. Seinfeld is still talked about 30 years later.

    • @Vjl5280
      @Vjl5280 Рік тому +2

      @@AK99581 Jason Alexander never won an Emmy for playing one of the greatest and underrated characters in TV history. I’m sorry I wasn’t more clear.

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 8 місяців тому

      Quick reminder than before his tenure on Seinfeld Jason Alexander had a Tony award winning stint on broadway.

  • @grumpyentity2029
    @grumpyentity2029 7 місяців тому +12

    ‘Of course I’m not Cartwright!’
    Never gets old 😂

  • @tombeaudry3143
    @tombeaudry3143 8 років тому +149

    "Cartwright, Cartwright!!, She say curse word & I hang-up"!

  • @king802
    @king802 4 роки тому +111

    James Hong. Legend.

  • @thegertn8rx190
    @thegertn8rx190 9 місяців тому +10

    I named my dog Cartwright in honor of this episode. 😂

  • @RIUUI007
    @RIUUI007 Рік тому +13

    James Hong is alive and he's currently 94 years old.
    Well done to him, I wish I can have as long a life as that 🙏

  • @grahammaddeaux1363
    @grahammaddeaux1363 4 роки тому +55

    James Hong is my hero. This scene is just like perfect honestly even after all these years.

    • @superstarreviews9937
      @superstarreviews9937 4 роки тому +7

      He plays the same character in an episode of king of queens,while they're waiting for a table at the same Chinese restaurant!

    • @RandomNonsense1985
      @RandomNonsense1985 2 роки тому

      He's popped up in just about dverything over the years. Airplane, Chappelle's Show, Balls of Fury...

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard Рік тому

      @@RandomNonsense1985 Kung Fu Panda...

    • @CharlieTooHuman
      @CharlieTooHuman Рік тому +3

      @@RandomNonsense1985 you could say he popped up in Everything… Everywhere… All At Once.

  • @dannymundycomedy
    @dannymundycomedy 8 років тому +96

    one of my favorite george moments. CARTWRIGHT!

    • @Tmillea
      @Tmillea 5 років тому +1

      Danny Mundy I like the wedgie

    • @Marmoset2009
      @Marmoset2009 10 місяців тому

      Who's Cartwright?

  • @jerrythebaum4388
    @jerrythebaum4388 5 років тому +38

    George's face when he says "...I'm Cartwright..."
    Hahhaha

    • @Tribozom
      @Tribozom 3 роки тому

      And we still don't know the story of this Cartwright.

    • @CadeD679
      @CadeD679 11 місяців тому +1

      His face and the tone. His delivery was a perfect ten!

  • @mortuus4601
    @mortuus4601 5 років тому +90

    This show never gets old, jokes still make u laugh today and are so relevant.

  • @deecee9854
    @deecee9854 4 роки тому +49

    This show wouldn't be half as good without the cast. They all killed it lol. Perfect casting.

  • @phrasesinner
    @phrasesinner 9 років тому +134

    Costanza.....Bonanza.....Cartwright. 👌

  • @MrRu13s
    @MrRu13s 2 роки тому +28

    this is low key the funniest Seinfeld scene in the entire show

    • @RicoSuave73nsparks
      @RicoSuave73nsparks Місяць тому

      I agree. It would have been missing a solid belly laugh without this scene.

  • @IDBTitanosaurus
    @IDBTitanosaurus 3 роки тому +19

    Constanza sounds like Bonanza. So when the matre d' heard "Costanza" he heard "Bonanza" so he said Cartright, which is the family in Bonanza.

    • @odessa745
      @odessa745 3 роки тому +3

      You're a genius

    • @Equ1n0x88
      @Equ1n0x88 3 роки тому +4

      Eeyup. That's the story I heard too. Tbh I never understood how they expected the audience to get that, but maybe the didn't. Maybe like reservoir dogs, they don't want to say the real reason and they just felt it sounded funny

    • @Hyena-yj3dw
      @Hyena-yj3dw 11 місяців тому +5

      Funny thing is James Hong was the chef for the cartwrights too for a season 😂

    • @moomoo1068_
      @moomoo1068_ 10 місяців тому

      wow great explanation

  • @BillGraper
    @BillGraper 5 років тому +31

    No matter how many times I watch this, I still end up laughing so hard I can't see. 😂

  • @vitothepizzaguy7475
    @vitothepizzaguy7475 7 років тому +53

    whos cartwright?
    im cartwright
    your not cartwright
    AF COURS IM NOT CARTWRIGHT!

    • @SquirrelASMR
      @SquirrelASMR 5 років тому +2

      Lol I love that. It's so funny words cannot describe.

  • @brucewayneissupermanquinn601
    @brucewayneissupermanquinn601 10 місяців тому +2

    Love how the dude (the great James Hong) yells so shrilly. Cracks me up!

  • @amitnaamani5702
    @amitnaamani5702 2 роки тому +9

    The last dialogue here is always stored in my brain somewhere, popping up everynow and then without any reason, just to make me laugh 😂 "She called, he yelled "Cartwright"... Lol

  • @TerryUniGeezerPeterson
    @TerryUniGeezerPeterson 4 роки тому +10

    Caghtright....CAUGHTRIIIIIIIGHT!

  • @vasel208
    @vasel208 3 роки тому +15

    👍👍👍👍👍👍😆
    This sitcom got me out of dark times back in the 90s. Still makes me laugh today.

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi 5 років тому +23

    Life before Cellphones.

  • @dougiefresh1450
    @dougiefresh1450 8 років тому +85

    ....im cartwright

    • @SquirrelASMR
      @SquirrelASMR 5 років тому +11

      I love how depressed he is when he says that.

    • @jgreico11
      @jgreico11 4 роки тому +8

      You’re not Cartwright

    • @miketheguy2847
      @miketheguy2847 2 роки тому +7

      OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!

  • @mackenzieleopeng4272
    @mackenzieleopeng4272 3 місяці тому +1

    George was the greatest character on this show.

  • @tjimicole2677
    @tjimicole2677 7 місяців тому +1

    James Hong is so good. This was always one of my favourite episodes, but James Hong ( the maitre'd / host ) just gets better and better every time you watch the episode.

  • @fluffynoses
    @fluffynoses 7 років тому +55

    this is why we should all be thankful for our smartphones lmfao

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery 5 років тому +5

      This scene wouldn't happen with cell phones that's what the early 90's was golden.

    • @vittoriocapra1169
      @vittoriocapra1169 3 роки тому +5

      @@MatrixDiscovery many situations and humor catalysts in Seinfeld wouldn’t work today given our current technology

    • @llnn5112
      @llnn5112 3 роки тому +3

      Smartphones pretty much ruined the world. It would’ve been better if they never existed.

  • @joaorodr84
    @joaorodr84 4 роки тому +17

    Cartwright is getting upset!

  • @CanadianLoveKnot
    @CanadianLoveKnot 3 роки тому +8

    Funny how this is one of the best episodes, and the Network originally didn't want to air it! lol

  • @CqThatdude
    @CqThatdude 2 роки тому +2

    I love the ''I'm Cartwright'' LOL!!

  • @tidepods1884
    @tidepods1884 6 років тому +17

    CARTWRIGHT??!? CAAAARTWRIIIIGHT!??!?

  • @jaxnebcharfski2863
    @jaxnebcharfski2863 3 роки тому +5

    This is the scene i show people if they haven’t ever seen Seinfeld

  • @TheBalls55
    @TheBalls55 Рік тому +2

    Omg I'm watching the old show Bonanza and the Chinese cook is yelling Cartwright .That's what it's from,lol

    • @Hyena-yj3dw
      @Hyena-yj3dw 11 місяців тому +2

      James Hong played their chef for a season while the original actor victor seng was out lol

    • @rogermarin1712
      @rogermarin1712 5 місяців тому +1

      Just finding this out now after 30+ years of watching Seinfeld. Gold.

  • @sarahmack96
    @sarahmack96 4 дні тому

    My husband and I have been randomly saying “cartwright, cartwright!” for months, and our dog would get SO excited. Just now we realized she thinks we’re saying her favorite thing - car ride, car ride! Poor girl 😂

  • @TheVic18t
    @TheVic18t 2 роки тому +4

    Here because of James Hong’s Star on the Walk of Fame

  • @DogsRLunch
    @DogsRLunch 7 років тому +42

    She called...he yelled Cartwright...I missed her.

  • @rotcod2886
    @rotcod2886 7 років тому +10

    Cartwright? THAT'S MY MOVE!!

    • @andrebrown4152
      @andrebrown4152 4 роки тому +1

      😂 I picked up on that one!
      “Counter-clockwise swirl” 😂

    • @justinedse3314
      @justinedse3314 2 роки тому +1

      Ummmmpphhh! I stopped short!

  • @Tdub0911
    @Tdub0911 6 місяців тому +2

    There are certain words or catchphrases that stick out for me in Seinfeld episodes even though I may not know the name of the episode. Cartwright is one and them and Mulva is another. This show was a riot. My favorite episode is not The Contest or any other, it is the Merv Griffin episode. Every skit in that one episode is hilarious and how Kramer didn't even react when all the character asked and wondered what the hell was going on.

    • @KNR6292
      @KNR6292 4 місяці тому

      I was watching a football game and one of the players was named Cartwright, so of course, my mind immediately says: Cartwright, 4!

    • @Tdub0911
      @Tdub0911 4 місяці тому

      @KNR6292 haha, I bet I would've too. The best part is how it makes zero sense to equate George with Cartwright. Anytime later that I saw that actor I'd think of that first.

  • @ceave
    @ceave 7 років тому +7

    3 people said curse word, I hang up

  • @Draac
    @Draac 4 роки тому +9

    One of the best episodes.

    • @sheffrudytke1086
      @sheffrudytke1086 2 роки тому +1

      Yes!!! Nothing happened and still the funniest episodes 🤣

  • @claudia-official
    @claudia-official Рік тому +1

    This scene will never get old 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @richv1979
    @richv1979 2 місяці тому

    Who’s Cartwright?
    I’m Cartwright
    You’re not Cartwright
    OF COURSE IM NOT CARTWRIGHT
    😂😂😂😂

  • @thetemplelaboratory
    @thetemplelaboratory 2 роки тому +2

    this is my very favorite Seinfeld joke.

  • @PS-Straya_M8
    @PS-Straya_M8 5 років тому +5

    Hair trigger George ..... love it! :)

  • @shawncartwright
    @shawncartwright 2 роки тому +2

    I'm Cartwright

  • @pejapolo
    @pejapolo 9 років тому +34

    Best scene ever.... Periods

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 7 років тому +7

      I think the plural of "period" is ellipses.

    • @bog7227
      @bog7227 7 років тому +1

      Smaakjeks K no it's ..

  • @patricksheldon5859
    @patricksheldon5859 2 місяці тому

    Watching this for the first time in decades and I could have sworn he yelled Cartwright about 12 times

  • @SomeBody-jo3tz
    @SomeBody-jo3tz 2 роки тому +1

    This is Ambassador Cartwright.

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 2 роки тому +2

    Cartwright

  • @santanaross9289
    @santanaross9289 4 роки тому

    Yes I Just Got A Call I Yell Cartwright CARTWRIGHT Just Like That Lol Classic Seinfeld

  • @brandonmoskos9149
    @brandonmoskos9149 2 місяці тому

    I can't eat popcorn for dinner!!! 😂

  • @ab8588
    @ab8588 3 роки тому +3

    Does Sky Burger exist?

  • @yenomeerf
    @yenomeerf 6 років тому +89

    They need to put these on Netflix for the millennials to enjoy

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 6 років тому +2

      Netflix either passed on this or was outbid by Hulu. Unless you're not American, this is a good thing.

    • @salviosantos9471
      @salviosantos9471 6 років тому

      Please!!!!

    • @wilfordbrimleypranks
      @wilfordbrimleypranks 5 років тому +5

      Just torrent it

    • @RettaSangili
      @RettaSangili 5 років тому +1

      Just a year and change more to go

    • @ABCRapster
      @ABCRapster 4 роки тому

      Fox Chicago has me covered, thank you :)

  • @BelindaWoodson
    @BelindaWoodson Місяць тому

    Put the Shopping CART RIGHT back

  • @markizbicki47
    @markizbicki47 Рік тому

    Costanza spunds like Bonanza And the main characters on Bonanza We're named Cartwright

  • @66secularist
    @66secularist Рік тому +1

    Life before mobile phones was tough.

    • @CharlieTooHuman
      @CharlieTooHuman Рік тому +1

      That’s all I think about when I watch Seinfeld nowadays 😂 A majority of their problems could have been solved if there were mobile phones

  • @RicoSuave73nsparks
    @RicoSuave73nsparks Місяць тому

    Funniest bit in the Chinese Restaurant

  • @314rft
    @314rft 2 роки тому +1

    Fun fact, James Hong also plays the president of China in Black Ops 2.

  • @ragnarkisten
    @ragnarkisten 5 місяців тому +1

    Costanza - Bonanza!

  • @santanaross9289
    @santanaross9289 4 роки тому +2

    How You Get CartWright Out Of Costanza She Called lol

  • @inutero10
    @inutero10 Рік тому

    That second “cartwright” lol

  • @phillipleblanc5867
    @phillipleblanc5867 27 днів тому

    I’ve never heard this from any of their interviews but I’ve speculated that the Chinese restaurant owner yells “Cartwright” after Tatiana asked to page Costanza because Costanza rhymes with Bonanza! And the family name in Bonanza was Cartwright!!
    What do you think?

  • @kahlillawrence9906
    @kahlillawrence9906 4 роки тому +1

    Hahaha the days before cellphones were an everyday day device to have.

  • @JeffWarren47
    @JeffWarren47 3 роки тому +1

    No cell phones.

  • @julianobubersetzung2070
    @julianobubersetzung2070 3 роки тому +1

    this truly happened to someone I know THIS week at burger king

  • @scottieman2
    @scottieman2 3 місяці тому

    She said curse word. I hang up.

  • @malvane8061
    @malvane8061 3 роки тому +2

    He does kinda look like Dan Blocker

  • @NoellaScott
    @NoellaScott 2 роки тому +3

    Watching this episode in the 90s was stressful. I had PTSD from all the endless restaurant waiting I’d done as a child. And then, when you finally sat down, you knew you’d have to live through ordering drinks, a salad bar, at least another half hour for appetizers…

  • @maxmccoomb9051
    @maxmccoomb9051 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious, I know I’m not Cartwright!

  • @stagna1959
    @stagna1959 9 місяців тому +1

    One of only two episodes where Kramer was not there. I think Michael Richards was not too happy about it. But they did it again in "Pen" where George was missing too . I guess it was easier to swallow it when 2 main characters were missing.
    NBC was very against the idea to do whole episode in restaurant waiting room, but Jerry and Larry David insisted.
    Episode was not complete disaster, but never considered good either.

  • @TheHomeImprovementChannel
    @TheHomeImprovementChannel Рік тому

    Never gets old! ... 😂

  • @rollotomassi4768
    @rollotomassi4768 6 років тому +5

    Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China

  • @MatrixDiscovery
    @MatrixDiscovery 5 років тому +7

    Anyone else wanted to see what SKY burger looks like?

    • @TheMarkWilson
      @TheMarkWilson 4 роки тому +1

      I picture Sonic but maybe not accurate in NYC

    • @mikaelapierce1819
      @mikaelapierce1819 3 роки тому

      @@TheMarkWilson I was thinking something along those lines to... or maybe Red Robin

  • @terrylucaspoetrycoach4489
    @terrylucaspoetrycoach4489 3 роки тому +1

    Why does the link say "full episodes" and this is what I get?

  • @socksumi
    @socksumi 5 років тому +3

    George Cartright.

  • @danstlaurent8306
    @danstlaurent8306 Рік тому

    She say curse word, I hang up

  • @perseomunevar
    @perseomunevar 6 років тому +6

    @0:37
    @0:41

    • @Goraine
      @Goraine 3 роки тому

      Lmaooo nice

  • @stevenwillie7667
    @stevenwillie7667 5 років тому +3

    You're not Cartwright ?

    • @jgreico11
      @jgreico11 4 роки тому +3

      OF COURSE I’M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!!

  • @Hyena-yj3dw
    @Hyena-yj3dw 11 місяців тому

    What’s even funnier is the actor James hong used to be on bonanza as the cartwrights chef.

    • @jimwoo9552
      @jimwoo9552 10 місяців тому

      Bonanza/Constanza......Cartwright !

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi Рік тому +2

    Before Intermittent Fasting was considered good.

  • @bradfromthevalley
    @bradfromthevalley Рік тому +1

    I just got it Costanza ryhmes with Bonanza, Chinese man make a funny.

  • @jermar1979
    @jermar1979 4 роки тому +2

    Love this episode!

  • @clhound
    @clhound 4 роки тому +4

    They should've went to Hop Sing's instead, just don't name names.

    • @to_a_nico
      @to_a_nico 4 роки тому +1

      You got me Blacklisted at Hop Sings?!

  • @ajunaibi99
    @ajunaibi99 3 роки тому +4

    Can’t stand yaaaaaa

  • @saltymcsaltface
    @saltymcsaltface 3 роки тому +1

    It's Po's dad from King Fu panda

  • @romka4567
    @romka4567 6 років тому +2

    Seinfeld 4!

  • @kfjexit16w
    @kfjexit16w Рік тому

    One of the few episodes that Kramer wasn’t in

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 2 роки тому +2

    Who's Cartwright

  • @pureAmericanMETAL735
    @pureAmericanMETAL735 6 років тому +9

    Your not Cartwright lol

  • @malin6951
    @malin6951 2 роки тому

    CARTWRIGHT? 📞

  • @berrafatale25yearsago87
    @berrafatale25yearsago87 2 роки тому +1

    Caaaathwaaaait

  • @LetusGOok
    @LetusGOok 7 років тому +2

    Eat Chinese food in the cab. I like that.

  • @AB-mt9nf
    @AB-mt9nf 3 дні тому

    Costanza - Bonanza ie Cartwright

  • @Loyal_homie100
    @Loyal_homie100 2 роки тому

    it sucks that kramer wasn’t in this episode also the pen episode as well

  • @robbienorton9522
    @robbienorton9522 Рік тому

    Morgan Freeman: In-fact they never made the movie

  • @rhey81
    @rhey81 5 років тому +1

    I literally ran into this today at Flame Broiler.. I had placed a to go order for Carl, but when I got there my food wasn't ready and they took my order like I had never called it in. They asked for my name again I told em Carl but because I have brown skin and look Hispanic despite the fact that I'm not they called me Pablo..

    • @Tmillea
      @Tmillea 5 років тому

      armst012 one time my cousin was putting an order for pick up for our uncle to get and he said the name was schmuck valeriani. Got the last name right but they said smook. It took him the entire ride home to get what they were trying to say.

  • @nicolenguyen5246
    @nicolenguyen5246 3 роки тому

    where can I find full episode :( ..?

  • @lou6337
    @lou6337 4 роки тому +1

    Classic