Soldier's Splendiferous Misadventure

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  • @injuredscout9529
    @injuredscout9529 9 років тому +641

    And what did we learn? Always avoid interacting with the Bazmo Billybum.

    • @Dingodang
      @Dingodang 9 років тому +14

      +The Actual Scoutbird i saw a Bazmo Billybum... but that was before the plague hit

    • @alexm.a.d892
      @alexm.a.d892 9 років тому +3

      +SatournFan you are correct soldier said baseball billy bomb

    • @Dingodang
      @Dingodang 9 років тому +1

      Alex M.A.D sniper: k mate

    • @alexm.a.d892
      @alexm.a.d892 9 років тому +1

      +myname mylastname DAH

    • @Lithobraker
      @Lithobraker 9 років тому +12

      +Injured Scout
      No no, he said, "Look out, it's the Bazbo Bibby-Bomb!"

  • @Ali-Hamid
    @Ali-Hamid 8 років тому +356

    Moral of the story, help sniper piss.

  • @The2Trolles
    @The2Trolles 8 років тому +336

    "I am a bomb!"
    And that's how Soldier was banned from flying on airplanes.

    • @iDUMB
      @iDUMB 4 роки тому +5

      Little did heavy know, killer queen had already touched soldier.

    • @logan_jp3
      @logan_jp3 2 роки тому +4

      2:04
      Souprice not big

  • @btly-wing6531
    @btly-wing6531 8 років тому +211

    "I AM A BOMB!"
    I wish more films ended that way.

    • @izzybrizzie9133
      @izzybrizzie9133 8 років тому +9

      Well technically it enzded with KAB

    • @josharts4757
      @josharts4757 7 років тому +4

      Michael Bay films always end and begin like that

    • @buddycarpenter1227
      @buddycarpenter1227 7 років тому +4

      KABOM

    • @ravelong
      @ravelong 7 років тому +2

      *SAME*

    • @lexizallen6290
      @lexizallen6290 7 років тому +2

      BTL Y-Wing What about TomSka's "Holy Shit Cats"? It (basically) ends that way.

  • @ButoPulseGames
    @ButoPulseGames 9 років тому +187

    Now make an alternate version where soldier falls through the teleporter

    • @romanvalenciano5928
      @romanvalenciano5928 9 років тому +1

      +alidoge Soldier will just fly out of the Teleporter exit.

    • @Kandro
      @Kandro 9 років тому +1

      +Roman Valenciano
      And it will be the Sam win the end

    • @chuggluggins1586
      @chuggluggins1586 9 років тому

      Where the exit is hell.

    • @wafflecakepans
      @wafflecakepans 4 роки тому +4

      That's "soldier flies to pipeline"

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 4 роки тому +3

      @@wafflecakepans Well, that explains one consistency in the two videos: the size of Soldier's head size varies on how healthy his nuts are. Soldier's head grows to normal size after eating Heavy's nuts in Soldier's Splendiferous Misadventure, while Soldier's head shrinks after being kicked in the nuts by Engineer in Soldier Flies to Pipeline.

  • @ShadowHunter120
    @ShadowHunter120 11 років тому +285

    2:04
    That moment in life where you realize your grand purpose, is to explode.

    • @kathrynzee9210
      @kathrynzee9210 11 років тому +31

      The purpose of Electrode...

    • @Toast_94
      @Toast_94 11 років тому +20

      So that's how there are so many suicide bombers out there. ._.

    • @ShadowHunter120
      @ShadowHunter120 10 років тому +4

      Oh seeing this as top comment makes my day.

    • @MrEggSaladSanvitch
      @MrEggSaladSanvitch 10 років тому +2

      Jihad?

    • @nintendonian7776
      @nintendonian7776 7 років тому +1

      BRANDY Z I FUCKING LOVE ELECTRODE, PLEASE REPLY TO THIS COMMENT.

  • @Hexarth
    @Hexarth 10 років тому +70

    The early adventures of Pootis man, Painis cupcake, Demopan, Bird scout, and vagineer, before they were turned into what they are today.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 4 роки тому +2

      Also, the plot is a prototype to 'Heavy Is Dead', where the Heavy immediately declares that he's dead after being fatally wounded, and later forgets that he's suppose to be dead. Also, the Heavy gets blown up in both videos (from being caught in the blast of the explosion the Soldier causes in 'Soldier's Splendiferous Misadventure', and from a failed attempt to resurrect the Heavy in 'Heavy Is Dead'). And the Demoman keeps belching.

  • @PhasedHere
    @PhasedHere 11 років тому +115

    I completely lost it at "Get over here and help me PISS"

  • @ProphetofTables
    @ProphetofTables 8 років тому +172

    One late spring afternoon, a RED soldier began to laugh maniacally shortly after waking up from an otherwise pleasant nap. Soldier was then slapped by his fellow Sniper, who demanded that Soldier assisted him in urinating. Soldier, of course, refused, and kicked Sniper in the crotch with such force that he died. Soldier then laughed to the point of inadvertently shrunk his head, much to his dismay. He then warped outside next to Heavy, who had just spectacularly failed a B.A.S.E. jump. Soldier then announced that he would consume Heavy's testicles, to which he reluctantly (and painfully) complied. Soldier's head was restored to normal, with Soldier thanking Heavy. Soldier looked up and alerted Heavy to the presence of the Basbo-biddly-bomb, much to the horror of the two. The aforementioned explosive landed directly on top of them, sending them flying into a nearby shack. Heavy reeled from the impact brought on by the blast, while the Demoman leaped over the two in a drunken frenzy. Demoman began to make a statement about Soldier before randomly belching. Soldier didn't take too kindly to this, but in the midst of making his threat heard, Demoman's head expanded to colossal size, sending both Soldier and Heavy flying into the gorge below. Heavy died on impact, while Soldier momentarily held on to a nearby ledge before letting go and plummeting. An allied engineer heard Soldier's cries, and rapidly constructed a teleportation device to land Soldier safely back at base. However, due to a hasty miscalculation, he was off by one foot, and Soldier landed headfirst into solid rock, much to engineer's disappointment. Just then, a scout, hopped up on Demoman's illegal moonshine, then ran up to Solider and kicked him screaming into orbit. Meanwhile, Louis was piloting a modified RV in space. His partner, Francis, came in to warn Louis of an the approaching Soldier, but Louis ejected him from the vehicle, because they had been on bad terms. However, Louis got the urge to peer over the side of the van, which lead him to notice the alarmingly fast, screaming soldier. Louis screamed in horror, because he did not know what to do as a result of a lack of advance warning. Soldier then collided with the van, obliterating it and sending Soldier into reentry. Meanwhile, Demoman had been sleeping after getting his stomach pumped because of the moonshine ordeal. He woke up to see Soldier fast approaching him, but before he could do anything, Soldier impacted his face, with painful results. Soldier, frustrated with Demoman for sending him on his disastrous voyage through space, then got up to insult Demoman, but before he could finish, the scout from earlier, having also gotten his stomach pumped and his brain operated on, arrived on the scene. Scout was feeling particularly hungry to the point of considering eating feces. Demoman was visibly agitated. He was about to put it out of his mind, but when he saw the scout rushing towards him, he knew this was it for him. Scout then leapt upon the poor Scotsman, consuming him. Soldier then told Scout that he would "slap the CRAP out of your mouth," which he followed up on. In a move of frustration, Scout kicked Soldier in the crotch, sending him falling back into the gorge. Heavy's life signs resumed by this point, so he woke up to find Soldier land next to him. Soldier got up just long enough to realize he had ingested an explosive during his disastrous space odyssey, to which Heavy cried out in terror shortly before the bomb detonated, killing them both and ending the madness at last. The End. Help yourself to a sandvich.

  • @BFDudes
    @BFDudes 9 років тому +122

    1:32 Don't you just hate it when you're lying around, taking a well earned nap after a hard days work...
    *When suddenly an insane mercenary falls from the sky headfirst into your balls.*
    Hate it when that happens.

    • @injuredscout9529
      @injuredscout9529 9 років тому +8

      You mean eyeballs?

    • @MemeDarg
      @MemeDarg 9 років тому +2

      +Injured Scout nope

    • @Mr_Deedeedoo
      @Mr_Deedeedoo 7 років тому

      same

    • @dqscout
      @dqscout 6 років тому

      Dude since when has that ever happened to someone in real life oh lemme think *NEVER*

    • @dqscout
      @dqscout 6 років тому

      LeL

  • @Thrashguy2000
    @Thrashguy2000 9 років тому +100

    Our story begins with the Soldier Laughing at something off camera, only to be interupted by the Sniper who needs help trying to piss. The Soldier declines the offer and kicks the Sniper in the groin, killing the Sniper instantly. The Soldier continues to laugh until his head shrinks under mysterious circumstances. The Heavy lands nearby and Soldier says that we will eat the Heavys nuts. The Heavy Obliges and gets his nuts eaten by the Soldier, after which the Soldier thanks the Heavy. Soldier then points out that the B(ambo)B(izmy)B(um) is heading their way and get launched over the ravine only to meet the Demoman. The Demo says that the Soldier is something but burps halfway through it. The Soldier, insulted, threatens the Demoman, only to get launched by the Demos super burp off the hill they were on. The Heavy dies from the fall and Soldier loses his grip on a nearby cliff and falls. A Engineer notices and quickly constructs a teleporter, but since he forgot to get his contact lenses at 1-800-contacts he builds it a bit too short of the Soldier and The Soldier is embedded into the ground. However a Scout frees the Soldier from the soil by kicking him skywards exclaiming that its a home freakin run. However the Soldier continues going at escape velocity. Meanwhile in space, Louis is driving in the outer earth orbit in his space camper van. Francis, greets Louis, only to get shot back to earth by Louis' space pistol. Louis smells the Soldier being launched towards his space camper van and screams, only to be supposedly killed by the resulting blast while the Soldier goes back to the Earths surface and crashed into the Demoman and calls the Demoman crap. The Scout from before returns with a craving for crap and eats the Demomans crap while the Demo tries to forget what happened. The Soldier, disgusted, exclaims that he will slap the crap out of the Scouts mouth and tries to, only to be kicked by the Scout towards the Heavy , who has been revived by the Soldiers screaming. The Soldier then suddenly exclaims that he is a bomb and proceeds to detonate while the Heavy screams, killing them both in the resulting explosion. *Sniper voice* The End.

  • @magmablock
    @magmablock 8 років тому +452

    Num
    Num
    Num

  • @pixelsz3
    @pixelsz3 8 років тому +258

    I can't stop coming here. Why do i keep rewatching this, help

    • @votedenied3814
      @votedenied3814 8 років тому +3

      Your probably looking for the 2 Easter eggs in this video or you have a problem.

    • @pixelsz3
      @pixelsz3 8 років тому +3

      HardcoreKidGamer I have a problem

    • @Godoforever
      @Godoforever 8 років тому +8

      I come here a lot to listen to soldier saying "You are ten pounds of CRAP in a five pound"

    • @Godoforever
      @Godoforever 8 років тому +4

      OK, I have definitely memorized the entire script for this video, I have a problem....

    • @beagle6696
      @beagle6696 6 років тому

      ThatPixelNacho because your a bomb. AHHHHH

  • @elliegoat
    @elliegoat 8 років тому +107

    "Hey Louis!"
    *bang*
    *"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"*

  • @Awesomest915
    @Awesomest915 3 роки тому +54

    1:11 For some reason I found the cartoony “boing” sound effect combined with Louis’ expression super funny.

  • @GLaDOS551
    @GLaDOS551 10 років тому +58

    OMG 0:28 ITS THE WILHELM SCREAM!

  • @MrLEGOMAN713
    @MrLEGOMAN713 10 років тому +61

    I died at "Come over here and help me PISS"

  • @DEWGGaming
    @DEWGGaming 7 років тому +33

    0:09 Soldier laughed so hard that all of the testosterone spontaneously left his body. True story.

  • @breadscout
    @breadscout 7 років тому +30

    0:30 THAT SOLDIERS A- * burp*if God had wanted you to live he-*burp* (scaled screeming)

  • @RyugaIrving
    @RyugaIrving Рік тому +8

    I finally found this masterpiece again after many invasive memories of it for months now.

  • @064razor
    @064razor 11 років тому +29

    After seeing this video, I'm thinking what it would be like if scouts played football/soccer instead of baseball.

    • @ThePseudonoob
      @ThePseudonoob 11 років тому +5

      Well, there is a misc for the scout called "The Ball Kicking Boots" which are essentially a pair of soccer cleats.

  • @dirkthedaring5131
    @dirkthedaring5131 7 років тому +17

    0:19 Look out, its the Basmobiddybum!!

  • @Wircea
    @Wircea 9 років тому +117

    0:45 hidden gibus engineer frame

  • @nevoh4940
    @nevoh4940 10 років тому +128

    Its not soldier's splendiferous Misadventure.....
    its Soldier's_Splendiferous_Drugs_and_scout_kick_soldier_into_space_and_soldier_came_back_to_revenge_but_he_failed_and_scout_kick_his_balls_and_this_is_the_end_of_my_spamming_pootis.avi

  • @Vecchio_Rhosod85
    @Vecchio_Rhosod85 9 років тому +15

    0:08
    Soldier: "Dammit!"
    Soldier might as well have added: "It happened again!"
    XD

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 4 роки тому +1

      It happens again in 'Soldier Flies to Pipeline', after Engineer kicked Soldier in the nuts.

  • @MAGNUM05
    @MAGNUM05 4 роки тому +8

    Rest In Peace, Rick May (September 21, 1940 - April 13, 2020)

  • @lexizallen6290
    @lexizallen6290 7 років тому +16

    0:54 Nice kick.

  • @NoobaGutt
    @NoobaGutt 11 років тому +27

    your videos are so weird... i fricken love them!

  • @SB2749
    @SB2749 10 років тому +9

    0:43 sounded like one of Mario's grunts when he gets hurt in SM64.

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 8 років тому +38

    *LOOK OUT IT'S THE BAAS-BAAL-BILLY-BAMB!*
    xD

  • @escape093
    @escape093 11 років тому +42

    Dem exaggerated lip movements.

  • @Isrealisanillegitimatestate
    @Isrealisanillegitimatestate 11 років тому +11

    The world of Gmod sounds like it would be a terrible place to live. Seriously, any random person could just spontaneously turn into a bomb.

  • @glitch3818
    @glitch3818 4 роки тому +9

    Quick story: I was on my phone looking at assassin's creed gameplay videos when all of a sudden I heard spastic laughter from my brothers phone next to me, followed by *GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME PISS!!!* And it was the most random and hilarious thing to hear at that moment and I never laughed so hard in my life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @supersonicbros23
    @supersonicbros23 9 років тому +7

    1:25 Now pause the video and switch over to "Soldier Flies to Pipeline"

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 4 роки тому +2

      Well, that explains one consistency in the two videos: the size of Soldier's head size varies on how healthy his nuts are. Soldier's head grows to normal size after eating Heavy's nuts in Soldier's Splendiferous Misadventure, while Soldier's head shrinks after being kicked in the nuts by Engineer in Soldier Flies to Pipeline.

  • @benhaggerty8707
    @benhaggerty8707 8 років тому +9

    Can I just say, scouts as a whole must have the strongest fucking legs in existence.

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker
    @HunhowsShadowStalker 10 років тому +89

    And then I respawned...

  • @MaxMalevich
    @MaxMalevich 8 років тому +8

    0:57
    Well, that's a homerun fracture for sure!

  • @Rabbid4240
    @Rabbid4240 5 років тому +7

    This is like a dream I once had
    a fever dream to be exact

  • @richardmatthews2598
    @richardmatthews2598 9 років тому +5

    2:00 That awkward moment when you realize that you were a bomb the entire time.

  • @MadPlagueDoctor
    @MadPlagueDoctor 10 років тому +18

    LOOK OUT ITS THE BAZMO BIDDY BOMB D:

  • @zirotostudios4690
    @zirotostudios4690 11 років тому +11

    Scout didn't die? And he kicked ass too? You have my attention.

  • @thecandydemon7713
    @thecandydemon7713 11 років тому +7

    Left 4 Dead 3 leaked, it's in space with a camper! OH, and ZOMBIES WITH JETPACKS!

  • @iceypumpkinhead
    @iceypumpkinhead 7 років тому +3

    0:00 I love it when Sosger is making random noises while the pitch is being altered.
    Its somehow funny.

  • @HumanTooth
    @HumanTooth 6 років тому +4

    5 years later and this is still a masterpiece

  • @Tom-H1
    @Tom-H1 3 роки тому +6

    Let's be honest, when it zoomed in on Lous, who else thought he'd say 'Pills'

  • @teckton1469
    @teckton1469 10 років тому +4

    0:03 I was waiting for someone to put those Sniper lines together.

  • @MrBump2
    @MrBump2 8 років тому +3

    "Look out, it's the bazmo billy bum!"
    *Heavy's jaw drops as he stares in awe*
    That might be the funniest thing I've seen in any gmod video.

  • @metalpapaya800
    @metalpapaya800 9 років тому +5

    0:44 How I feel when I place a level 3 teleporter in a completely useful place and a friend walks right past it ; - ;

  • @delisceum9160
    @delisceum9160 8 років тому +1

    lewis be like " this would be a nice space vacation , if I hadn't forgot my PILLS "

  • @fujizetttheultra.941
    @fujizetttheultra.941 3 роки тому +2

    "Oh, you know what would hit the spot?..... C R A P!!"
    Scout- When ever the heck this was made.

  • @teeby2037
    @teeby2037 9 років тому +54

    NUM NUM NUM NUM
    Had me fucking dead.

  • @Supore
    @Supore 10 років тому +9

    If you look closely between 0:45 and 0:46 and pause frame by frame, you can see a fancy engie.

    • @TheFallen552
      @TheFallen552 10 років тому +1

      YOU LIED!!!!!! i tried and found no fancy engi! >:O

    • @Supore
      @Supore 10 років тому

      Bec Noir It might take a few tries, but if you get lucky to pause the exact frame, you can see the engie with the second hat in the towering hat series.

    • @randomrandomrandom64
      @randomrandomrandom64 10 років тому +1

      Yah I found this earlier - it's a gibus. I also think he's drinking beer lol.

    • @Supore
      @Supore 10 років тому

      Andrew Karafilis Tremaine No, it's the grey hat from the Towering Pillar of Hats. I paused it.

    • @omarhasan9198
      @omarhasan9198 10 років тому +1

      oh i saw it its about :45

  • @JbrosLul
    @JbrosLul 3 роки тому +5

    I must agree that he is a very crazy soldier

  • @trashlambo
    @trashlambo 3 роки тому +1

    Jesus christ seven years ago and this is still incredibly well done...

  • @sirashere4541
    @sirashere4541 4 роки тому +2

    Welcome to where quarantine has brought me today.

  • @mprogger5476
    @mprogger5476 4 роки тому +9

    0:38 THE HEAVY IS DEAD???

    • @lanky_danky929
      @lanky_danky929 4 роки тому +1

      CORRECT

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 роки тому +1

      Also, the plot is a prototype to 'Heavy Is Dead', where the Heavy immediately declares that he's dead after being fatally wounded, and later forgets that he's suppose to be dead.
      1:56
      Also, the Heavy gets blown up in both videos (from being caught in the blast of the explosion the Soldier causes in 'Soldier's Splendiferous Misadventure', and from a failed attempt to resurrect the Heavy in 'Heavy Is Dead'). And the Demoman keeps belching.

  • @JefferyAlPython96
    @JefferyAlPython96 2 роки тому +3

    Get over here and help me PISS, I love that line

  • @stardust9
    @stardust9 8 років тому +9

    GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME PISS

  • @animefoxylover1015
    @animefoxylover1015 7 років тому +2

    1:07 Lesson for Francis: Don't talk to Lois when he's upset XD

  • @voiding_
    @voiding_ 4 роки тому +1

    You can literally just watch the first few frames of any of these videos and instantly know that it's the pinnacle of comedy

  • @geebee2994
    @geebee2994 9 років тому +3

    Why is it in most videos the tf2 characters always say "I'm dead" two seconds before they actually die.
    _And then later some of them come back to life_

  • @userPrehistoricman
    @userPrehistoricman 9 років тому +86

    91 people helped the sniper piss

  • @CeceGames
    @CeceGames 3 роки тому +3

    Anyone else see the Easter eggs tiger mentions in the description?

  • @divinity8900
    @divinity8900 5 років тому +2

    "ya know what would hit the spot? CRAP. i t ' s d e l i c i o u s"

  • @Yuna-fg4gk
    @Yuna-fg4gk 8 років тому +1

    "I am dead, not big surprise." -Heavy 2016

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 3 роки тому +14

    I’m almost certain this was the first sfm animation I ever watched
    Fond memories..

    • @FilipV88
      @FilipV88 2 роки тому +9

      This was made in GMod though.

  • @sorceress_nicole
    @sorceress_nicole 10 років тому +7

    Look out, it's the Basmo Biddybomb!

  • @zZapsZz443
    @zZapsZz443 3 роки тому +5

    0:03: when the weed hits

  • @GuardianStriker
    @GuardianStriker 10 років тому +1

    2:07
    Heavy Denton: A BOMB!
    Fempyro: Time to die JC!
    Soldier Bomb: I'm gonna whoop your ass!

  • @littlehibiscus8118
    @littlehibiscus8118 4 роки тому

    Out of all your animations this one takes the cake.

  • @kreuzfahrer8242
    @kreuzfahrer8242 10 років тому +10

    I AM DEAD. NOT BIG SOUP RICE.

  • @millythegoffy7784
    @millythegoffy7784 4 роки тому +5

    1:01 um is sound like super metroid item

  • @calumward1192
    @calumward1192 4 роки тому +5

    Rip soldier irl 😭

  • @officeridiot4806
    @officeridiot4806 8 років тому +1

    This is my favorite video ever

  • @carterw70
    @carterw70 8 років тому +1

    Instructions not clear enough: mistook for Soldier's Magnificent Adventure.

  • @Sonicbooooom
    @Sonicbooooom 10 років тому +5

    omg i lost it at "look out! its the bazbo billy bum! XD

  • @Pwnage195
    @Pwnage195 11 років тому +14

    Does anyone know the sound at 1:43 the demoman uses?

    • @LordSiravant
      @LordSiravant 11 років тому +30

      One of the stock sounds from GoldenEye for the N64.

    • @Pzafrk
      @Pzafrk 11 років тому +19

      LordSiravant
      Delicious!

    • @master_alexander1718
      @master_alexander1718 10 років тому

      Pzafrk Thankfully I already don't remem-DAUA!!!

    • @LordSiravant
      @LordSiravant 10 років тому

      ***** You are correct. The sound doesn't have a special name though.

    • @Pwnage195
      @Pwnage195 10 років тому +3

      LordSiravant I found it a while after I left this comment. It's a pain sound from the 007 game.

  • @HarmOverTheHouse
    @HarmOverTheHouse 10 років тому +14

    0:07 School in a nutshell.

  • @usuallydead
    @usuallydead 10 років тому

    Nothing would ever get DONE in a world like this.
    Except, you know, lots of screaming and explosions.

  • @SomeDemoMain
    @SomeDemoMain 7 років тому +1

    1:36 YOU ARE TEN POUNDS OF *CRAP* IN A FIVE-POUND--1:49 SCOUT! I WILL *SLAP* THE *CRAP* OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

  • @chasechute1491
    @chasechute1491 11 років тому +5

    1:23 Two Earths.

  • @DeepRockGalacticMissionControl
    @DeepRockGalacticMissionControl 8 років тому +4

    what did heavy buy at the Chinese restaurant
    not big soup rice

  • @heroshaddie
    @heroshaddie 9 років тому +3

    "I will eat your nuts!"
    "Very well."
    XD Godammit

  • @TheGreatMelonyt
    @TheGreatMelonyt 6 років тому +2

    i want that splat sound effect at 0:29 lmao

  • @TomEyeTheSFMguy
    @TomEyeTheSFMguy 7 років тому +2

    Thankfully, I already don't remember this.

  • @thisnameisnotfake517
    @thisnameisnotfake517 10 років тому +6

    man u need more subs.

  • @TheDarkAssasination
    @TheDarkAssasination 8 років тому +7

    Soldiers ultimate attack 0:14

  • @NDOhioan
    @NDOhioan 10 років тому +8

    0:05 But wouldn't he piss himself if he got kicked in the nuts? Doesn't that mean that soldier *technically* helped him piss, despite saying he wouldn't?

  • @absolutemystery372
    @absolutemystery372 11 місяців тому +2

    2024 and still pretty much dead, That sucks, I wonder what happened to this guy.

  • @kniveline586
    @kniveline586 7 років тому +1

    It kind a makes sense Scout’s kicks are so strong, as he runs really fast

  • @AgentHooligan
    @AgentHooligan 10 років тому +10

    1:07 HOLY SHIT!

  • @Dobonhonkero
    @Dobonhonkero 10 років тому +12

    Press 3 for "DED not beeg soup rice"

    • @marcstergeorge7065
      @marcstergeorge7065 10 років тому +1

      Press 1 for "I will eat your nuts."

    • @TBTI
      @TBTI 10 років тому +3

      Dangit, can't unhear soup rice. >_>

    • @MrLEGOMAN713
      @MrLEGOMAN713 10 років тому

      Press 9 to help the sniper piss

    • @owenbaldwin7746
      @owenbaldwin7746 7 років тому

      Press 4 to get hit in the private my a soldier

    • @owenbaldwin7746
      @owenbaldwin7746 7 років тому

      By*

  • @crappyjunk5
    @crappyjunk5 4 роки тому +4

    As of today, April 13th 2020, we've lost Soldier's VA to COVID-19. It's a sad day. Thanks for all the years of laughs in both Gmod and TF2

  • @MegaPenguinGames
    @MegaPenguinGames 10 років тому

    You, my good sir, should be the number one most subscribed person on UA-cam! Very funny!

  • @Turret3471
    @Turret3471 10 років тому +1

    0:19 Look out! It's the Bazbowbidybum!

  • @shnkoo6302
    @shnkoo6302 6 років тому +3

    1:16 What scream is that?

  • @higaindane
    @higaindane 10 років тому +3

    I almost choked on my fucking cinnamon toast crunch while watching this. xDDDD

    • @urmommy5
      @urmommy5 10 років тому +2

      I AM DED! SCOUT! I will slap the CRAP outta your mouth!

  • @professordense7187
    @professordense7187 8 років тому +9

    "Get over here and help me piss!" Oh my god, I'm dead already.

  • @jozinek876
    @jozinek876 7 років тому

    I've known TF2 for several months now, and only now do I comment on this, I know, awkward, but a truly splendiferous job you've made of this vid, well done mate ;)

  • @Kieferson1
    @Kieferson1 8 років тому +1

    I remember a top comment form years ago that still makes me laugh to this day and I quote
    "In space only Louis can smell you fly."

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 4 роки тому

      I always thought that Louis could smell Soldier because the latter soiled himself, hence the stock sound of a baby crying beforehand.