Scout Breaks His Fingers
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- All because Scout broke his fingers.
Music Used:
Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword - Battle Ghirahim
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This was originally a silly audio that I made a long time ago when I was bored. I wanted to make a video for it but never did because I wanted to finish other things first.
Requested Pictures (from PMs):
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I like how Heavy's eyebrows go up right before the phone explodes, like he's just like "Oh god" but doesn't have time to get away.
He remembered he was in a gmod video, where anything out of the ordinary means shit's about to get real.
1:15 Seven years later, and that's still one of the best jokes that's been made in these Gmod videos.
Beep
@@engiman7086 anything is a phone.
*bleep*
It never fails to make me smile
Yeah, that part with the phone never fails in making me laugh.
This is a good example of a well made gmod comedy. It doesn't give you any moment to catch your breath.
When I saw this first time, I was on the floor dying out of laughter.
and nothing is overdone. no irrational actions, just the characters + insanity
Well, expect for the bit with the phone. Which gives you enough down-time to catch you off guard with another gag.
One lovely summer morning, Scout was in quite the predicament. During one of his acid trips, he fell and broke all the fingers on one of his hands. Finding the sight of his contorted fingers amusing, he did the same thing to his other 5 fingers. He soon realized what he had just done, so he went to the Medic's office to get his fingers healed. He had just opened the door to the building, when his stomach growled. He hadn't eaten since yesterday morning, but he was too busy playing a game of baseball with his team. Medic was going to work, when he heard Scout's stomach growl and assumed he ate his pet bird, Archimedes. Excited for a bit of action, Medic kicked Scout into the building, laughing maniacally. He then ran at Scout and sliced open his stomach, thanks to his bonesaw. He then sarcastically asked Scout if his incision hurt, but suddenly got possessed by a demon for a couple seconds, causing him to speak backwards. Next, Medic told Scout that he must unfortunately castrate him, as that is part of the procedure. Before Scout could protest, Medic swiftly sliced off Scout's genitals, without even considering using anesthesia. Scout screamed and fell to the floor, calling for help. A Soldier ran into the office after hearing Scout's anguished cries. Being a sadistic asshole, Soldier refused to help Scout at all, and after a brief argument, Scout died from a rapidly spreading infection, brought on by Medic's bonesaw, which he neglected to clean. After a moment of amusement from Soldier, he looked up and rudely insulted Medic, because they've been on bad terms recently. Medic could stand it no longer and butchered Soldier with his bonesaw. A Heavy had been sitting at a distance being a moron (as usual), the entire time. Noticing the horrible act Medic had just committed, Heavy voiced his disapproval and Medic turned to him, calling him a ysP, to which Heavy retaliated, "Medic is ygdigubsyiusb sandvich". The cannibalistic Heavy then ate Medic, and laughed, mocking his death. A Sniper who had just arrived from his hunting trip, complemented Heavy on his skillful kill, before noticing the mutilated bodies of Scout and Soldier. He cursed in shock, and proceeded to call the 911, but called a demon hospital, instead. Sniper knew quite a bit of demon, thus understood what the gentleman on the phone was saying. Due to Sniper's phone being a piece of shit, it malfunctioned and exploding, sending the two men flying into the forest outside of town. Sniper suffered a concussion, causing him to repeat his words, and Heavy screamed for help, as they had no phone and he didn't want just leave Sniper there. Sandvich. The end.
Couldn't have said it better...
Still a better love story than Sweatshirt.
Beautiful.
Howlay f*ck
Yup, basically.
Does anyone else miss 7 years ago? Times were more simple back then..
8 years now boiii
I love them, man. 🥺
Back when I first got into TF2, and eventually found this video...
Discovering a SEA of content to come (including Kitty0706’s ❤️) that finally made me realize I found MY type of humor. xD
Everything was simpler before 2020.
Every day.
Almost a decade
I just realized, after all these years, the medic actually fixed scout's broken fingers.
i will never not laugh at soldier saying, "you're dead that's good, amen."
This made 0 sense. AND I LOVE IT!
It taps into all the right humor synapses. Whatever the science to comedy is, theTig3r42 has it down.
Holy beep, beep, beep, beepboopbeepboopbeepboop
This should be the official welcome to UA-cam:
Yo, a little help here?
No!.
I'm dyin' here!
No.
Help!
NNNNNOOOOOOO.
you suck!!!
ahdadgaha!
I'm ded!!!
100 god speech you magnificent MAGGOT!!!
Andrtew Peet uhmm to late we both already do it...
+James Peet ugh that medic is loud and ugly
+Rodrigo Duterte Dummkopf!!!
isbsysbdusmdidgdgs!
All because Scout broke his fingers
Someone Read The Description
Yo a little help here?
*Soldier runs over*
“No”
Kills me every time.
Have to watch it every day.
I'm surprised that Google hasn't banned your ID yet xD
@@Cyphae1996 Now I wanna know what was it.
If Sniper.exe stopped working, i would piss on my computer.
Same
The logical thing to do.
Who wouldn't?
Jarate
The true way to fix any sniper related issue
*ZE HEAVY IS A SPYALPH*
Medic is Ohhhh SANDWICH
Heavy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the medic is LoUd AnD uGlY
+Jack Griffin dic
Stoopid, stoopid!
This video is RUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUB
CameronThomas.exe has stopped working.
What now? >:3
TiExEx lol
TiExEx piss on your computer
*Runs home to mama D:*
It's also moist and stoopid. (stoopidstoopid)
0:45
Just love how solider says that ''NO,''
NO
0:38
That screech... is probably humanly impossible, but, all things considered...
Just stay in a room with a 3 to 6 year old and tell them they’re not gonna get any sugary treats if they don’t do (x chore here), that screech MIGHT be possible
"When a Scout wants Help, you say NO, Soldier!"
This was my first TF2 YTP. Coming back to it three years later, I still remember every word.
that's not YTP
It's a lot like one though
Mine was Team Fabulous 2.
+Pink Tabby Largo mine was the Gmod Idiot Box (if that counts).
+Chase Legoman either that or Moments with Heavy: Christmas Dinner or something.
RIP, kitty0706.
1:08 WOHOHO-
And those glorious pose and face. I just lose it right there everytime XD
Literally the dreams of every gmod enjoyer including me
Moist and STUPID!
- Heavy 2013
stupidstupid
+The #1 Runaway Guys Fan That's some shawnky PESS right there!
+M. Nourishad CHUGGACONROY OMG U KNOW THEM YES!!!
FireDragon239 No?
akay
-sniper 2838
The Heavy Is a Snyab!
Medic is- *DFGSHFGDWSHDGF-* Sandvich.
*NO.*
*YES.*
*NOM.*
Wohoho! MOIST AND STUPID! Stupidstupid! :D
Zack505 The Blocklander that's sum shockin' *PISS* right there
Moist and STUPID! stupid stupid!
Thank you!
SacMatty oh-hohoho!
I like how I thought it was a good idea to have the volume all of the way up at the beginning of the vid.
LOUD AND UGLY
*CENSORED*
I bet you started regretting that decision at 0:40.
A distressed Scout scream is a lovely thing to behold
0:56 is the best part.
D U M M K O P F
I can’t not think of this everytime I hear Ghirahim’s theme nowadays
0:32
Medic broke his fingers.
When we finally have contact with the aliens, I hope that this is the first thing we show them. Good first impressions and all that, ya know?
1:40 Sniper.exe stopped working.
What now? >:3
1. Ragequit
2. Run home to mama
3. Piss on computer
3
Secret answer 4
**scream like a heavy**
secret answer 5 *scream pootis*
EpicButter Man Nope.avi
Ahhh that was rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub...
Sniper.exe has stopped working.
I often wonder what goes through peoples minds when they make these. I love it.
1:14 is just great lmao
Gotta love these sounds specialy the reversed talk XD
1:13 my favorite face
All because scout broke his fingers XD
'I'm dead!'
'You're dead. That's good, Amen..'
"Godspeed, you magnificen-F-AGGOT
Hatianidiot 'Did zhat sting? SAWOOSE!'
BlackxSkittlez Uh... No... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Yo a little help here?
sonic11999 Nope.avi
"God speed you magnificent maggot"
- Rick May, 2013
1:07
Heavy: Hey Medic, have you seen my sandwich?
Medic: I AM your sandwich.
No.
You are trying to combine two things.....
Chances are people won't now adsf movies....
Joey!
TheRealSharpSword
Yes.
hope you didn't just create two accounts to joke with yourself..
nah, a lot of ppl are making laugh of my username
0:56 Soldier: that Medic is *LOUD AND UGLY!*
"DUMMKOPH!"
WOHOHO wise stand stupid-stupid-stupid-stupid
HEAVY: NOT GOOD
@@grimace9658The Heavy is a ypS.
@@akirahisui-lucario5636Medic is OruOrAaABEEYA sandwich
Scout in the beginning: *screaming of the absolute damned*
Medic: That heavy is a SNEAA
Heavy: That medic is OAAOISJIIHE Sandwich!
cheezkid26 NO! >:(
KittiCatCharlie *eats you* Nom
cheezkid26 I took shanky piss
right there
Super kami guru Nice
cheezkid26 what incredible roasts
Yo little help here? No! I'm dying here! No! HELP! NOOO! YOU SUCK! OAHOAAH! I'M DEAD! You're dead, that's good.
amen
Yes, yes I do remember that part.
*****
HHHA ooh! Dat Medic is *LOUD & UGLY!*
doumchof!
sonofmyrighthand2000 OHHOH, NOT GOOD!!!
I remember the first time I watched this. It was about 2 years ago and I was eating cereal when it got recommended. I clicked it and the cereal didn’t stay in my mouth for long.
0:38 i almost cry of laugh
I guess there is such a thing as 'too funny'
nope.
Thats your opinion
yes
Gabriel Hujjat
Or Full of Sandwiches.
Though Madd Manor is a classic, too.
SNIPER IS DEMOMAN.
souns like scout says 9/11 at 0:05
It kind of does
+Demented Valkyre I thought he sayed niner niner but I can hear 9/11 too
+Demented Valkyre
Scouts doesn't melt steel beams ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Demented Valkyre illuminati confirmed
OMG
Still come back to this whenever talking about old TF2/GM videos it's like the epitomy of them
Sniper.exe has stopped working
that awkward moment when you're reading this comment, and can't stop reading because you are so intrigued by it, that you keep reading, and then you realize it says nothing important...
dammit
Probably the weirdest TF2 video made with gmod I've ever seen
i'm trying to know what this video means since 2012...
You should watch Engineer's Interesting Day. Makes more sense than this. Trust memememememememememememememememe
ERROR: joke.exe has stopped being funny
MistarDerp
another video that i will for years try to understand...
MistarDerp i choose to piss on cmputer.
0:40
OH GOD MAH EARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
dafuq did i just watch?
A VIDEO ON THE INTERNET!
My life
Scout breaking his fingers
The internet in a nutshell
welcome to the tf2 community.
They flew so far that they went around the planet and landed on that map again.
0:35 I finally found it
1:31 team rocket blasting off again
This monstrosity won my subscription. XD
Been looking for this vid for months... FINALLY :D
Scout:Help!
Soldier:NNNNNOOOOO!
Scout: You suck. (Inaudible noises.) I'm DED.
You ded thats good Amen.
This video is a roller coaster from beginning to end.
The part with Sniper absolutely kills me
That's some shonky PISS right there!
HOLY *CENSORED*
what?
Dials 715, 02889269192867292026829192
R.I.P my ears, died cause of this video is *loud and ugly*
*DUMMKOPF*
Commandant Obvious *Dummkopf
(Yup im German ^^)
whoops, my bad (has been corrected but I said DUMMKOP*H* instead of the correct DUMMKOP*F*)
abvious ur german is rubrubrubrubrubrub *error*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Scout: * breaks his fingers *
The world: why do I hear boss music?
1:15 1:49 That was beyond ordinary. I loved how the bleeps went along with the dial and the sniper was the star of this highlight.
Yeah, it just gives you enough down-time during the phone call part, to then catch you off guard with another gag.
This is an accurate simulation of my mental health.
Ah, that was rub rub rub rub rub.
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub
Sniper.exe has stopped working
rub
Give that meat a good ol' rub.
*RUB INTENSIFIES*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!* 😫
Sandvich. 😃🥪
1:08 heavy's laugh is so funny
0:00- 0:06
When you wake up and it's Monday.
At 0:06 he even said 9/11
Scout screaming after he gets sawed he screams like a child
You know, I have to admit that I never expected the theme of a Demon Lord to be so fitting to something like this.
Press 1 for aw...
Press 2 for Ok this is UHUHUHUHUH!
Press 3 for AMOGANAMSNELL
Press 4 for NO.
Press 5 for That medic is LOUD AND UGLY
Press 6 for NO!
Press 7 for a phone call
Press 8 to continue your phone call
Press 9 for RUB RUB RUB RUB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
5 DUMCOF
I make sentence. 6 then 5
looking back at this 3 years later makes me feel like I have been here in the tf2/gmod community during it's golden years of comedic videos...
Someone's on acid
Heavy chose Ragequit.
1:07 Is that the bite of ‘87?
Mark: IS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!
Sending this to a friend without any context was the best choice I've made all week.
still the first ever video on UA-cam I ever watched-
Whos watching 7 years later
Not enough ear rape
The TF2 community was amazing back when this kind of stuff was made.
0:49 When you get damaged by fire, hunger, wither and poison at the same time
If you told me this is what the actual game was like, I’d believe you, and I play this game on a daily basis
Well, that was bruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh
This taught me a very valuable lesson. Which I will announce, once I recover the scattered bits and pieces of my sanity.
Never break your fingers
I watch this like 5 times a day please help
"Yo! Little help here?"
"no."
"I'm dying in here!"
"No."
"Help!"
"NO."
you know a vid is good when you are laughing every 5 seconds.
if you thought it was funny now, try it with auto captions >:3
Doge Demon i may be a year late but christ that is funny.
Truly a classic. A piece of artwork.
0:16 as having one finger broke I can confirm it hurts as hell.
Archimedes?
STILL NOONE FIGURED IT OUT WHAT IS HE SAYING 1:21
It's a backwards until it's the have the tvshga Frfr vrc bttfatgj ggfaerruzryz b kh h hkchkfyidyisitarusitstisykdkgeyosyi
Still a masterpiece
Is this even Scout? He was only in for like almost 1 minute while everyone else was longer
That medic is a sandwich!
No.
Yes.
NOM NOM NOM NOM
0:35 the reason why I came over here lol. 🤣💀
Moist and *STOOPID!*
STOOPID STOOPID!!
That's some shonky PISS right there.
PurpleSamurott Thank you! :D
HOLY *BLEEP!*
PurpleSamurott Wat? :o
I keep coming back to this. What has my life come to
The medic is sus
Susvich.
SANDVICH
Spam 9...
Press 4
Valsword
Spam 2
"That Medic is loud and ugly"
"D U M K O P F"
0:24 IM FULLEH CHARGED!!!
0:00 upon realizing you wasted money to see Suicide Squad
its almost at 1,000,000 views! lets make that happen!
I miss 2012, when the world imminently ending was just a dumb internet meme and not a distinct real possibility.