Baldur’s Gate III in a Nutshell

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  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 4 місяці тому +3097

    Gotta love when you play a Drow and get access to a special Drow-only dialogue that's "Hey, stop fighting! You're equally lesser than me"

    • @st.altair4936
      @st.altair4936 2 місяці тому +39

      Wait, where's that? I'm playing as a Drow now lol

    • @aquacat5552
      @aquacat5552 Місяць тому +57

      @@st.altair4936 I assume Zevlor and Aradin at the beginning of the Grove

    • @st.altair4936
      @st.altair4936 Місяць тому +12

      @@aquacat5552 Ah dang I missed that dialogue then

    • @ine5433
      @ine5433 Місяць тому +68

      ​@@st.altair4936 yeah no it's not with zevlor and aradin, the drow dialogue there was smth along the lines of "ah backstabbing, just like home"

    • @Quazi-wo3pk
      @Quazi-wo3pk Місяць тому +23

      I played drow the first time and these dialog options are hilarious. You just say "hey, stop fighting. Neither of you are like me so you should stop. "😂

  • @malmamia8912
    @malmamia8912 Рік тому +23792

    Act 1 really setting up 2 plots:
    1) you have a parasite in your eye
    2) 18 kinds of racism run rampant

    • @abeidiot
      @abeidiot Рік тому +47

      Not in, behind. Don't ask me how I learnt

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson Рік тому +266

      I've finished act 1 and there was literally 0 racism anywhere. In fact if anything, the characters are weirdly accepting.

    • @marcodoe4690
      @marcodoe4690 Рік тому

      @@Limrasson Play a Drow then. They get a buttload of racism in act one.

    • @Anilomu
      @Anilomu Рік тому +2158

      @@Limrassonfound the human player

    • @KirstenlyArt
      @KirstenlyArt Рік тому

      ​​@@Limrassonyou found zero fantasy racism at all?????? Like quite literally half the grove is like "ugh those foul-blooded hellspawn parasites" at the refugees. Aradin literally calls zevlor and his people three fantasy slurs. And if you aren't human, he will use a fantasy slur at you if he hasn't been punched. And even Zevlor, If you're drow will be like "oh uh... It's unusual for one of your kind to not be horrible" like gee thanks bud.

  • @TheFinalFarewell
    @TheFinalFarewell Рік тому +43292

    As a half-drow, anytime NPCs arent being racist towards each other, its because they're being racist towards me 😂

    • @envymordecai4429
      @envymordecai4429 Рік тому +2706

      I’m a Drow, and I suddenly got the biggest Deja Vu because I played as a Dark Elf in Skyrim I SHOULDVE KNOWN.

    • @everthinggaming50829
      @everthinggaming50829 Рік тому +744

      Half elf half drow here and I have no idea what the drow have done to deserve all the hate

    • @sakurasensations4786
      @sakurasensations4786 Рік тому +1152

      @@everthinggaming50829 I think lore wise in D&D, the drow generally have a track record of being evil so as a race, they’re kinda just… Hated. I don’t know though, maybe there’s a more specific reason to BG3 or broadly D&D too.

    • @Cindercrisp
      @Cindercrisp Рік тому

      ​@@sakurasensations4786mostly because the drow are one of the most evil race of people out there in the lore, they love torture, rape, race war, slavery of the most brutal kind, sacrifice any humanoid with sentience to their twisted dark spidergod Lolth, half their species don't even have any 'rights' if there even is anything like rights in drow society, they condone and even encourage genocide on each others families for better standing in the eyes of Lolth...
      So yea I don't blame anyone for not immediately trusting a Drow...

    • @MrKoffeeKup
      @MrKoffeeKup Рік тому +678

      "They hate me cause of my purple skin" and I picked criminal as my back ground.

  • @willgraham6393
    @willgraham6393 Рік тому +10233

    a talking mirror called me a "filthy half-breed" smh

    • @GeishaVi
      @GeishaVi 10 місяців тому +210

      That mirror was Out of Pocket and caught me off guard!😂💯

    • @FreakoftheAngels
      @FreakoftheAngels 5 місяців тому +2

      What were you? Maybe you deserved it lol

    • @yesyesyes-gb5tw
      @yesyesyes-gb5tw 5 місяців тому +1

      same 😭 so i threatened to smash it and it finally let me in

    • @wesleyhughes4852
      @wesleyhughes4852 3 місяці тому +98

      It's in the basement for a reason lmao 😂

    • @imac.13
      @imac.13 3 місяці тому +19

      Wait. What mirror was that???
      I also assume you were playing a half-elf?

  • @harmonysaolgra7978
    @harmonysaolgra7978 Рік тому +9025

    Walking up to the grove and defending the tieflings from racism only for them to hit me with racism for being a half drow was shocking 😭

    • @notthefbi7015
      @notthefbi7015 11 місяців тому +11

      Tbf Drow as a species are 99.9% evil. The first drow who was actually well known and good canonically in Drizzt Do'Urden. And since then only a few drow have actually turned their back on Lolth. So for them Drow are no different from goblins or mind flayers as you are most likely the only non evil drow they have met.

    • @NovaWolfe
      @NovaWolfe 10 місяців тому +93

      Lmfao

    • @TippedScale
      @TippedScale 10 місяців тому +284

      personally i wouldn't let that slide

    • @GeishaVi
      @GeishaVi 10 місяців тому +253

      Zevlor was nice to my half-Drow. I was surprised, lol. This game really thought of everything.

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 10 місяців тому +401

      @@GeishaVi Played a full Drow. He was shooketh, and had to backpedal fast when I called him out on it. But Zevlor is at least not trying to bite the hand that feeds you, unlike many others.
      Though the most racist character in Act 1 hides it well, actually, seeing that the Sister of the Seeing Pearl can't exactly reveal _why_ she's racist against non-Hags.

  • @lukevankleef4245
    @lukevankleef4245 Рік тому +25630

    Baldur's Gate player: ''Wait, *everybody* is a racist?''
    Elder Scrolls players: ''First time?''

    • @BL-sd2qw
      @BL-sd2qw Рік тому +351

      I feel this 😂

    • @Shroomluck
      @Shroomluck Рік тому +676

      My N'wah!

    • @dimitrivasyulivich3591
      @dimitrivasyulivich3591 Рік тому +371

      I mean at least the different type of human can tolerate each other
      Though those filthy elf >->

    • @shadowwolf12398
      @shadowwolf12398 11 місяців тому +257

      “And you refuse to help the stormcloaks”

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe 11 місяців тому +180

      Elder Scrolls: "Hey, you, you're finally awake"

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk Рік тому +11529

    Me: “Why did you slaughter that human?”
    Goblin child: “He killed my parents!”
    Me: “My condolences.”
    Goblin child: “I hated them anyway!”

    • @smol3113
      @smol3113 Рік тому +369

      I love Gale's response to that scene 💀

    • @sapphirII
      @sapphirII Рік тому +79

      @@smol3113 I don't remember seeing it. What was his answer?

    • @justarandomfanner7164
      @justarandomfanner7164 11 місяців тому +646

      @@sapphirII
      First line is “it seems loss and grief hold hands, even among goblins”
      And then when the kids says he hates them “Nevermind.”

    • @KatKat_9
      @KatKat_9 11 місяців тому +84

      @@justarandomfanner7164 he really caught me off guard with that xD

    • @sk_slimeking
      @sk_slimeking 11 місяців тому +4

      Hi abelhawk

  • @Grushvak
    @Grushvak 11 місяців тому +4886

    You forgot "Astarion disapproves" as soon as you break up the race war.

    • @sabsain2399
      @sabsain2399 7 місяців тому +54

      lmaoooo

    • @TheLivewire18
      @TheLivewire18 7 місяців тому +254

      Bro! Astarion is the worst!
      My guy, just go chill in camp and stop complaining. I’ll call you when there’s a chest that needs opening…

    • @cobalt1754
      @cobalt1754 7 місяців тому +158

      He lives for the drama 🙄

    • @Megasaurusify
      @Megasaurusify 7 місяців тому +154

      @@TheLivewire18 you're missing out on his hilarious comments

    • @Sarkhan69
      @Sarkhan69 7 місяців тому +22

      @@TheLivewire18 you know you can respec right? and after ascending him, he's the best option for a monk or dual wield build.

  • @slumburger1145
    @slumburger1145 Рік тому +16989

    Baldur's Gate 3 is either everyone being super horny or everyone being super racist.

  • @thakidace
    @thakidace Рік тому +7489

    Baulder's Gate be like "Oh two choices, I.... equally do not like"

    • @exginto8053
      @exginto8053 Рік тому +39

      *do like

    • @Pm3m_Dia
      @Pm3m_Dia Рік тому +110

      You could always just attack :)

    • @the_stagnant
      @the_stagnant Рік тому +68

      My 2nd playthrough I punched the guy and sided with Zevlor. Dude's a hero.

    • @TomJakobW
      @TomJakobW Рік тому +11

      and that makes the dilemma - and with that one good rpg!

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 Рік тому +4

      ​@@the_stagnanti did that my first one, what did you do the first run?

  • @jindo5
    @jindo5 Рік тому +24681

    The argument between Zevlor and Aradin after the Goblin attack is also really great if you're a Drow. No matter the outcome, *both* of them will be racist towards you at some point during that exchange.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому +1540

      Unless you're a bard. Then you can get them both to chill.

    • @sirshrooma
      @sirshrooma Рік тому

      Tbf most Lolth drows are walking racist genocide machines anyway, so they’re like the race known for being racist.
      It’s us Seldarine drows that get caught in the crossfire. We’re the goddamn freedom fighters of the under dark being lumped in with those red eyed maniacs.

    • @GooseEnjoyer
      @GooseEnjoyer Рік тому +2068

      I was a seldarin elf and zevlor was pretty chill once I sided with him, although come to think of it, he did say something like "you're not like other dark elves", but given what the lolth dark elves do on a daily basis, you can't really blame the guy.

    • @DrBodyshot
      @DrBodyshot Рік тому +1816

      ​@@GooseEnjoyer Its why I don't really find comparing dnd racism with irl racism to be very accurate.
      Faerun is a place where races like gnolls, goblins, and drow are almost universally evil due to both their nature and especially their culture. Anyone in their right mind would be suspicious seeing a drow being nice to them.
      It makes making characters like heroic drow so compelling to me, because you're pushing a rock uphill just to get people to give you the chance to help them. It leads to some great RP

    • @whyareyoubothering
      @whyareyoubothering Рік тому +586

      Being half orc in the game is everyone is nice until you something to them. Then the race card comes out. Then it’s a case of you being orcish. What’s funny is you can play into their stereotypes as an option most times.

  • @VlogCandyMinus
    @VlogCandyMinus Рік тому +2082

    That's why I like being dragonborn. Most people are just like "Ooh exotic lizard man!"

    • @bluespartangaming7440
      @bluespartangaming7440 10 місяців тому +124

      should play divinity original sin 2 as lizard folk. you will get a very different reaction from the locals 😅

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 10 місяців тому +122

      Reminds me of the Narcissism of Small Differences: The more similar people are, the more likely they are to argue and fight over minor, petty differences.

    • @jeph7434
      @jeph7434 10 місяців тому +70

      Im sure thats mainly cause in the realms where bg3 takes place dragonborn everyone knows them to be honorable and noble

    • @VlogCandyMinus
      @VlogCandyMinus 10 місяців тому +67

      @@jeph7434 Also I am I blue dragonborn oath of devotion paladin so Im TOTALLY just reinforcing that idea lol

    • @magicalgirllaurie
      @magicalgirllaurie 10 місяців тому +39

      Apart from that one Githyanki knight who straight up calls you Lae'zel's pet if you try to speak

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later Рік тому +8026

    Friendliest NPC's in Morrowind:

    • @ArchmagosErrantCarbos
      @ArchmagosErrantCarbos Рік тому +246

      D-Tier behavior from this farmtool N'wah amirite?

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 Рік тому

      Dark elves are not racist, S'wit. Just don't be a foreigner.

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Рік тому +57

      ​@@ArchmagosErrantCarbosDamn right.

    • @NoobPix3l
      @NoobPix3l Рік тому +110

      Dagoth ur when the nerevar is an argonian :

    • @Ahiboa
      @Ahiboa Рік тому +31

      n’wah

  • @cookies1479
    @cookies1479 Рік тому +3698

    “Let’s not use the hard *r* “💀

    • @facundomontivero2299
      @facundomontivero2299 Рік тому +212

      My goobla 🤜🤛

    • @katier9725
      @katier9725 Рік тому +23

      What even is "hard r" in this context? None of the words start with r.

    • @jjgarcia156
      @jjgarcia156 Рік тому +91

      ​@@katier9725walk up to any American black person and say "can you tell me what the hard r means?" And you'll be in for a fun surprise

    • @facundomontivero2299
      @facundomontivero2299 Рік тому +44

      @@katier9725 It's the last letter. Just like the "N-word".

    • @DavidCruickshank
      @DavidCruickshank Рік тому +1

      @@katier9725 It references the real life n - word. So you have words like digger and bigger etc, you can pronounce them with a soft R as in digga and bigga or you can pronounce them with a full hard R in diggeR and biggeR. Black people say soft R (n)digga but people who hate black people say hard R (n)diggeR.

  • @picklejho69
    @picklejho69 Рік тому +2879

    Just now realizing that Jackson is about to do a whole series in Baldurs Gate a lá the Minecraft series and I am so fucking HYPED

  • @opiah1514
    @opiah1514 Рік тому +448

    Also talking to anyone in the grove while being a druid tiefling is just magnificent 😂

    • @-StarryNight-fc1qy
      @-StarryNight-fc1qy 9 місяців тому +22

      Omg yeah it’s fucking hilarious😂

    • @lunardelos1210
      @lunardelos1210 7 місяців тому +70

      I played a druid tiefling character I made for a D&D campaign years ago... didn't even think of the consequences of that in the game but was gobsmacked at being hated by the tieflings for being a druid and hated by the druids for being a tiefling

    • @icetide9411
      @icetide9411 4 місяці тому +54

      @@lunardelos1210 "We have decided to come to an agreement over our equal hatred of YOU"

    • @Juliebel177
      @Juliebel177 Місяць тому +3

      I'm a druid drow and Kahga said "You're a Drow, I thought you'd support me in closing the grove from these weaklings." Or some such.

    • @quinntrbl
      @quinntrbl Місяць тому +5

      ​​@@Juliebel177 yeah im a drow and she tried to appeal to me too. Said "is it not natural for a mother to protect her brood?" As if lolth protects her brood. She turns dudes into driders when they piss her off doesnt seem very protective to me

  • @ihavealifeyaknow6827
    @ihavealifeyaknow6827 Рік тому +2185

    Most tolerant elder scrolls characters:

    • @betin731
      @betin731 Рік тому +163

      Faerun is basically racial equality utopia compared to Tamriel. Casual racists vs professional racists

    • @dhgmrz17
      @dhgmrz17 Рік тому +31

      ​​​@@betin731The Imperials aren't too bad and are fine with any race in their ranks. The stormcloaks are most made up of nord supremacists. Solitude under Elisif seems to treat everyone pretty equally. Same with Whiterun under Balgruuf. Winterhold also has no problems with race when teaching magic to users as well. Racism in Skyrim at least is mostly based on the location. That said I understand Skyrim is only part of Tamriel as a whole.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man Рік тому +68

      ​@dhgmrz17 any race is welcome _in the Legion._ Cyrodiil proper is less friendly. The College is probably the only place in Skyrim where everyone is truly welcomed

    • @kena6812
      @kena6812 Рік тому +4

      elder scrolls player*

    • @betin731
      @betin731 Рік тому +73

      @@dhgmrz17 Yeah Skyrim is nothing compared to the rest of Tamriel. If you go to Morrowind you'll have racial and xenophobic slurs thrown your way 24/7

  • @seaotterboy5165
    @seaotterboy5165 Рік тому +4660

    I really want a picture of his wardrobe right now

    • @bloddrinkeraka
      @bloddrinkeraka Рік тому +58

      I'm inside his wardrobe (I won't elaborate)

    • @seaotterboy5165
      @seaotterboy5165 Рік тому +3

      Cmon just 3 likes 😂

    • @seaotterboy5165
      @seaotterboy5165 Рік тому

      Yeahh

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @rhythmdude
      @rhythmdude Рік тому +1

      @@bloddrinkeraka elaborate.

  • @Milanor
    @Milanor Рік тому +2311

    We all are acting like we don't see a goblin and destroy them on a whim

    • @artist172
      @artist172 Рік тому +313

      I rarely fire the first shot, but I fire the last one every time.

    • @Kraator57
      @Kraator57 Рік тому

      Can’t be racist towards a race that no longer exists

    • @dubiousinformation1756
      @dubiousinformation1756 Рік тому +100

      Nah dude, goblins are cool.
      If I don't have the option to make friends with them in games (as well as a lot of other races), I'd prefer to stealth past them to avoid having to do the stabby stabby.

    • @afairyist9981
      @afairyist9981 Рік тому +6

      ​@@dubiousinformation1756 Same

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx Рік тому +39

      The only goblin is a bread goblin - Goblin Layer.

  • @pizekel
    @pizekel 10 місяців тому +361

    You turn around and shadowheart and lae'zel are calling each other slurs

    • @icetide9411
      @icetide9411 4 місяці тому +41

      Give them a couple days, and they starting saying them weirdly romantically to each other and you don't know how to feel about it

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 3 місяці тому +4

      @@icetide9411
      Really? In my playthrough they grew to respect each other but they didn’t start flirting, so I wonder if I didn’t long rest enough for them to start flirting.

    • @icetide9411
      @icetide9411 3 місяці тому +7

      @@alexanderinoa7850 No it's nothing official (I think), they're just really commonly shipped with each other, the same way Gale and Astarion are. People like their enemies-to-lovers trope

    • @nathanfivecoate5848
      @nathanfivecoate5848 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@icetide9411 They go from actively hostile and antagonistic toward one another to slightly begrudging mutual indifference

    • @Iamagod-o7j
      @Iamagod-o7j 2 місяці тому

      In mine we kill both of them before they could do anything

  • @cavareenvius7886
    @cavareenvius7886 Рік тому +6176

    That is why we need a Lizardfolk race in the game. They don't judge you for the colour of your skin. They judge you for how you taste.

    • @kyleserfass4455
      @kyleserfass4455 Рік тому +396

      If you romance Lae'zel, she will both look like a lizard person AND judge you by your taste...and smell.

    • @kardellious
      @kardellious Рік тому +356

      I always loved the lizard folk motto. "No such thing as a useless member" which sounds really nice till you know what they're about.

    • @Puzzles-Pins
      @Puzzles-Pins Рік тому +124

      Of course they don't judge you by your skin, they know it's absolutely what's inside that counts!

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 Рік тому +68

      You can play as a githyanki or a dragonborn. Both are pretty close.

    • @angelmatesmolan
      @angelmatesmolan Рік тому +15

      I'd say that's why we need all animal races in the game

  • @punishedcrow
    @punishedcrow Рік тому +873

    Act 1 be like: would you like to slaughter the goblin children or the half-devil children?

    • @AchaOda
      @AchaOda Рік тому +54

      Me: both

    • @Wence42
      @Wence42 Рік тому +49

      You never had to slaughter the goblin children to save the tieflings. Just their 3 leaders, two of which aren't even goblins

    • @jaredouimette1
      @jaredouimette1 Рік тому +18

      @@Wence42 you do to save the druid

    • @Wence42
      @Wence42 Рік тому +15

      @@jaredouimette1 that wasn't part of the dilemma, it was goblins or tieflings. However, you can let the children live, they run for the door. Just let them get away.

    • @jaredouimette1
      @jaredouimette1 Рік тому +32

      @@Wence42 they alert the rest of the camp if you're trying to release him stealthily.

  • @codeyfox622
    @codeyfox622 Рік тому +952

    The solution is to be a Dragonborn and proclaim yourself better than anyone else so therefore their squabbles are pointlesd

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Рік тому +187

      "Guys guys, none of you are the Master race, I mean comon, its so obviously us."
      I can jive with this.

    • @johnyshadow
      @johnyshadow Рік тому +42

      Drow (Lolth-sworn, female for more effect), or Githyanki also work.

    • @hoangkienvu7572
      @hoangkienvu7572 Рік тому +45

      And then all the races unite to slaughter every Dragonborn in the world. World peace achieved. Classic villain gambit.

    • @creeper326.
      @creeper326. Рік тому +75

      @@hoangkienvu7572and then a few years down the line and people are racist again

    • @jimmygames5557
      @jimmygames5557 Рік тому +6

      The answer, be a racist yourself, ok... lamo

  • @Ace_Maus
    @Ace_Maus 11 місяців тому +149

    As a Druid Tiefling, the grove was... an experience. And I kept putting Shadowheart and Lae'zel on time-out. 😅

    • @vexywexypoo
      @vexywexypoo 5 місяців тому +1

      Same! Hostile experience all around.

  • @Brother_Aniki
    @Brother_Aniki Рік тому +1768

    "Knife ear" is my favorite fantasy slur

    • @FightingFoodonsFan
      @FightingFoodonsFan Рік тому +55

      Sounds flattering to me. lol

    • @Phshteve
      @Phshteve Рік тому +185

      Those damn leaf lovers can't be trusted.

    • @pluemas
      @pluemas Рік тому +76

      Rock and stone, brother

    • @bpk0666
      @bpk0666 Рік тому +106

      The Dnd group I play with is a party of 4, with an orc, 2 half elves, and 1 human. A few months ago one of the half elves used the term "round ear" while joking with the orc about the human (knowingly in earshot of the human). It was said in an obviously sarcastic way, but the pure disgust in his tone made it easily my favorite fantasy insult ever

    • @tikimillie
      @tikimillie Рік тому +57

      Honestly like the idea of high elves all being racist pricks

  • @agiftofflame
    @agiftofflame Рік тому +712

    "we'll not tolerate drow here"
    "another one kill him"
    "go back to your caves elf"
    to quote a few lines I've had thrown at my drow character.

    • @Marmychuuu
      @Marmychuuu Рік тому +96

      that's what you get cavey

    • @johnyshadow
      @johnyshadow Рік тому +72

      I take the Hag´s approach to those situations.
      "You don´t want to see my face anymore?"
      "Fine, I´ll just take out your eyes then."

    • @pancakejamboree8700
      @pancakejamboree8700 Рік тому +59

      I mean drow society is pretty damn evil to be fair.

    • @creeper326.
      @creeper326. Рік тому +43

      People in Skyrim say they want to make my tail a belt, and that my brother will make a fine rug. The nerve of some people

    • @cheeseman670
      @cheeseman670 Рік тому +25

      Call them nwah’s.

  • @KintokiSan
    @KintokiSan Рік тому +834

    "sorry, what's good?"
    Delivery had me rolling

  • @ACherry-fo5xc
    @ACherry-fo5xc Рік тому +80

    "Let's not use the hard r here"
    Goobla

  • @changer_of_ways_999
    @changer_of_ways_999 Рік тому +9443

    BG3: Tries to convince me that tieflings aren't inherently evil.
    Also BG3: Literally every child tiefling is a remorseless thief.

    • @hmmm5800
      @hmmm5800 Рік тому

      Children in general tend to be little shits.

    • @byronholt2031
      @byronholt2031 Рік тому +1223

      Arabella was quite remorseful. And there were a few children in the druid grove that weren't part of Mol's gang. (Like the ones Wyll is talking to when you first meet him)

    • @CptBlaueWolke
      @CptBlaueWolke Рік тому

      it's like reality, if racism leads to poverty you look how you can make a coin. Honest work doesn't work out very well, due to racism, so doing crime it is - creating the classic selffulfilling racism prophecy "those people are CRIMINALS!!!"

    • @PsychoKilll42
      @PsychoKilll42 Рік тому +698

      Meanwhile, Karlach

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 Рік тому +620

      ​@@PsychoKilll42Karlach is such a sweetheart

  • @emperorpalpatine5559
    @emperorpalpatine5559 Рік тому +525

    It’s funny when you’re a half orc and everyone says something to the effect of “you have a scary face”

    • @3KLIPSE
      @3KLIPSE Рік тому +34

      FUCKING RIGHT??
      God damn it my eyes are up here, quit looking at my tusks

    • @JPG.01
      @JPG.01 Рік тому +38

      To be fair... half orcs do look scary. I made my half orc an old warrior, which makes him look much less intimidating. Long white hair and beard, with the maturity slider all the way. He... looks a bit like a green Santa if santa had tusks.
      But even THEN he looks scary.
      I leaned all into the "be weary of the old man in a profession where men typically die young" thing.

    • @warbosswurldsmasha5414
      @warbosswurldsmasha5414 Рік тому +22

      ​@@3KLIPSEThat one duergar called me a brute, so I proved him wrong by going on a murderous rampage.

    • @3KLIPSE
      @3KLIPSE Рік тому

      @@warbosswurldsmasha5414 Natural 20 play👀

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 Рік тому +4

      I worry about what has happened to all the full-orcs

  • @chaytonlindsey4885
    @chaytonlindsey4885 Рік тому +785

    Don't forget the "I don't want to die!" and you throw some ancient lore at them to convince them to ride it out.

    • @MaXiMoS54
      @MaXiMoS54 Рік тому +22

      I'd make a 2nd video of where protagonist is irritated after reloading for the 5th time for a dice roll

  • @burgerkingman_1581
    @burgerkingman_1581 11 місяців тому +76

    Just started a playthrough as a dark Dwarf, and I keep getting accused of being a slave trader 💀 (granted, considering the way the Duergar in the underdark act, I can understand why)

    • @alchemicpunk1509
      @alchemicpunk1509 10 місяців тому +13

      In act 1 there is literally only one (1) duergar besides a potential duergar Tav/Durge who isn't directly either a slaver or a slaver's minion. And his reason being a masonry nerd, aka a broader dwarf stereotype.

  • @Mika-Fresh
    @Mika-Fresh Рік тому +437

    “Ninky Nonk” is going on my list of insults 😂

  • @gadman85
    @gadman85 Рік тому +904

    Green Guy: "Damn Ninky Nonks! Am I Right?"
    Dark Urge Whispers to player: Suddenly you fantasize about how beautiful the green skin would look bathed in his red blood. No one would miss this guy. If they did, they'd blame the other guy instead.

    • @whitestguyuknow
      @whitestguyuknow Рік тому +25

      Nobody likes Boogers anyways

    • @tonywilliams6294
      @tonywilliams6294 Рік тому +12

      Extra Option: Tell Green Skin there's a bear interested in meeting him tonight.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Рік тому

      @@tonywilliams6294*S T O P*

    • @AV524
      @AV524 Рік тому +27

      Dark Urge Whisper: You start to question the dispute between the two men based on their colors. The thought quickly fades and is replaced with the wonderful thought of making all of them one unified color: *Red.*

    • @tonywilliams6294
      @tonywilliams6294 Рік тому +5

      @@AV524 Reroll (got 13): Comment on weather.

  • @Iamsirius32
    @Iamsirius32 Рік тому +377

    I legit thought the sound at the end was my fire alarm

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 10 місяців тому +39

    Everyone sets aside their differences when the Drow shows up.🤝

  • @LozenColorado
    @LozenColorado Рік тому +333

    We live in a society.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Рік тому +2

      Minority passes by.
      Boomers after 1 picosecond: Here I go being racist again.

    • @My-Name-Isnt-Important
      @My-Name-Isnt-Important Рік тому +6

      @@cattysplat You know, I've heard more racist remarks from Gen Z than anyone else. Even old relatives of mine I knew that were racist, didn't really ever say anything racist.

    • @Kyoz
      @Kyoz Рік тому

      ​@My-Name-Isnt-Important True. I have had family members that would throw racial slurs at the tv when they get angry, but they would be the first to help someone no matter the race.
      It's just anger and venting.
      Gen Z genuinely believes that races are unequal and the only solution is discrimination and separation.
      Famous colleges now raise the bar for certain races and lower the bar for others. Which exemplifies both discrimination and their belief that races are unequal.

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- Рік тому +1

      Yup why it's so hard for people to be decent no asking anyone to be Jesus and seen so many people fall short of the decency line

  • @bensmith8682
    @bensmith8682 Рік тому +337

    This just in: local man discovers the balkans

    • @XxInuyashadowxX
      @XxInuyashadowxX Рік тому +24

      I guess romanians are the tieflings of our setting, but who are the goblins?

    • @SOLARITY333
      @SOLARITY333 Рік тому +27

      @@XxInuyashadowxX Turks.

    • @TsarofScars
      @TsarofScars 11 місяців тому +19

      @@SOLARITY333 hey man, don't do the goblins like that, they don't deserve that. serbs is more accurate

    • @balintmate4464
      @balintmate4464 11 місяців тому +5

      As a central european im approve this post

  • @schitzotypal3188
    @schitzotypal3188 Рік тому +240

    No fantasy is complete without a healthy dose of racism

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 місяці тому +4

      You try living in a world of constant tribals wars between not just different _cultures_ (human, elven, etc), but dozens of sentient _species_ (often with their own subspecies and subcultures), who are all pushing and shoving for the same resources.
      And try not be be eaten/enslaved/burnt alive by the weekly invasion of drow slavers/Githyanki slavers/Hell fiends/demons/dragons/mindflayers/magic automatons from another planar dimension and/or the Underdark.

  • @snuggiethegoblin7101
    @snuggiethegoblin7101 Рік тому +43

    As a full blooded Drow I fully expect others to plot my demise because if they aren’t, they are weak

  • @clairesuzanne99
    @clairesuzanne99 Рік тому +71

    I’m playing a drow monk and the people in the grove are trying real hard to get her to lose her inner peace 😂

  • @ItsVenti
    @ItsVenti Рік тому +457

    We need someone to mod Vicious Mockery into "Vicious Racism"

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Рік тому +22

      based

    • @snarkycommenthere9027
      @snarkycommenthere9027 Рік тому +4

      I mean with AI technology, one may even be able to modify the voicelines... who knows what could happen

    • @JasperLane
      @JasperLane Рік тому +3

      "Ya pointy eared git!"

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 Рік тому +896

    You portrayed open racism vs. closeted racism perfectly.

  • @hamzahrahmanyar2840
    @hamzahrahmanyar2840 10 місяців тому +27

    You forgot to add “astarion disapproves” after literally helping anyone

  • @krzlcve
    @krzlcve Рік тому +107

    Tieflings insulting my drow character 😭 like we are in the same boat here!!!!

    • @kronos661
      @kronos661 10 місяців тому +3

      No.

    • @alchemicpunk1509
      @alchemicpunk1509 10 місяців тому +9

      Lolth-Sworn Drow: **prepares your execution for the crime of sympathy**

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 8 місяців тому

      A Drow was literally murdering them.

  • @Machintoshhater
    @Machintoshhater Рік тому +121

    Welcome to the Forgotten Realms, where the color of your skin doesn't matter unless you've got different stat bonuses.

  • @ComedicLetter
    @ComedicLetter Рік тому +635

    “Knife ear”
    “Drunk midget”

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man Рік тому +27

      Second one could apply to dwarves, halflings, gnomes, _and_ goblins

    • @Harryeaster
      @Harryeaster Рік тому +19

      That's not racist. That's just Legolas and Gimli broing around (when they aren't a couple).

    • @FightingFoodonsFan
      @FightingFoodonsFan Рік тому +2

      I still say "Knife Ear" sounds like an awesome nickname, not an insult.

    • @DESTROYER-xm1vt
      @DESTROYER-xm1vt Рік тому +2

      been playing Dragon age lately elves getting called knife ears happens so often it should be a passtime now I'm playing as a quanari and everyones calling me a bloody ox

    • @camiblack1
      @camiblack1 Рік тому +1

      Come on, let's actually call them what they are. leaf backs and dirt miners.

  • @emilyrose5319
    @emilyrose5319 10 місяців тому +27

    People are nicer to my dark urge tiefling than they are my super heroic drow. They’re so mean to her 😭😭😭

  • @ManaLaDeDa
    @ManaLaDeDa Рік тому +195

    "Sorry, what's good?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DZombieDragon
    @DZombieDragon Рік тому +144

    My friends and I started playing a campaign together and I made a Seldarine drow sorcerer. I’ve got the highest charisma, so I’m the designated ‘conversation starter’ of the group. Hilarious that I’m the best at speaking and persuasion when every time I approach someone, I’m immediately met with suspicion due to being a drow 😂

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 Рік тому +26

    I only hate 2 things:
    -Racism
    -Goblins

  • @BeeTeaBoi
    @BeeTeaBoi Рік тому +17

    Playing a drow character makes the story even funnier bc they will unite in their hatred for me

  • @JPeay227
    @JPeay227 Рік тому +42

    As someone who hasn't played a single second of Baldurs Gate, this seems hilarious, probably right on point, and just the right amount of mirroring real life.

  • @bilibloc6309
    @bilibloc6309 Рік тому +55

    Working in a library feels weirdly the same

    • @TotalWater-d2o
      @TotalWater-d2o Рік тому

      Probably less homeless people jacking-off tho

  • @gachaheatpppp69
    @gachaheatpppp69 Рік тому +203

    The magic is powered by racism.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Рік тому +20

      Explains why its so powerful

    • @malmamia8912
      @malmamia8912 Рік тому +6

      And mushrooms! Which are also racist sometimes

    • @ZAWARUD00
      @ZAWARUD00 Рік тому +3

      I wish I would live in BG3, I would be a powerful magic user 😅

    • @cattiston374
      @cattiston374 Рік тому +1

      *Obligatory “The Ranger in a Nutshell”*

  • @thegreninjagal6808
    @thegreninjagal6808 10 місяців тому +19

    I once walked into the grove as a Tiefling/Druid, THE DRUIDS LITERALLY DIDNT SEE ME AS A REAL DRUID BECAUSE I WAS A TIEFLING LMAO

  • @Bigmaaaaan
    @Bigmaaaaan Рік тому +169

    Red skin actors when they get to say the g word

  • @patrickdees5256
    @patrickdees5256 Рік тому +79

    When you're only one in the room that isn't a racist.

  • @dalton344
    @dalton344 Рік тому +160

    People when 5e came out: “That’s racist!”
    People when BG3 came out: “That’s canon!”

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Рік тому +19

      The d&d gamers and the WoTC/Hasbro normies are two different groups of people

    • @omegadavid99
      @omegadavid99 Рік тому

      whats 5e?

    • @dalton344
      @dalton344 Рік тому +3

      @@omegadavid99 abbreviation for “5th Edition,” in reference to the role playing game Dungeons & Dragons itself.

    • @omegadavid99
      @omegadavid99 Рік тому

      ah ok thanks !@@dalton344

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica Рік тому +9

      ​@@jonathanwells223So like how did you get out of those lockers when they shoved you in there? do you like bang on the door or try to pick it from the inside

  • @nocturnalcove9736
    @nocturnalcove9736 10 місяців тому +22

    I'm a Tiefling and when i got to Emerald Grove, the druids were calling my race 'half-devils' or 'parasites' and they were surprised when I got mad at them. Don't know why...

    • @TiredSnowBerry
      @TiredSnowBerry 10 місяців тому +7

      Ikr? 😂 My brother and I have been doing a multiplayer campaign where he's a tiefling and I'm a high elf. Everywhere we go, some NPC is making snide remarks about his character's race, meanwhile, the githyanki queen straight up told my character that she's heard good things about my heritage and was honored to have me as a potential servant. 😅 It's like night and day in the worst and funniest way

    • @InternetMonster1
      @InternetMonster1 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@TiredSnowBerryFirst person who treats you well does so because they want something from you.

    • @TiredSnowBerry
      @TiredSnowBerry 6 місяців тому

      @@InternetMonster1 too true, lol

    • @rinleygrimwald7815
      @rinleygrimwald7815 5 місяців тому

      I’m only helping you because Halsin will be sad if I don’t. >:(

  • @a...i...
    @a...i... Рік тому +17

    You forgot the random racism towards the player too😂

  • @Adam_okaay
    @Adam_okaay Рік тому +47

    Holy shit. Never in my life did I dream a BG game or any other CRPG could blow up so big. Fucking wild man.

  • @seanocso3315
    @seanocso3315 Рік тому +59

    "So i began by spawning every village type in a single block, they don't live in harmony they're all very racist."

  • @johnreed4743
    @johnreed4743 10 місяців тому +17

    Gotta love how the green guy said nothing to the red guy's face, but immediately started talking shit when he left.
    Perfect representation of the average racist.

  • @MrCrazyeyes07
    @MrCrazyeyes07 Рік тому +143

    Nice vid my Goobla.

    • @MrCrazyeyes07
      @MrCrazyeyes07 Рік тому +50

      It’s okay guys, I got the G pass from my green friend.

    • @Wildmoonchildani94
      @Wildmoonchildani94 Рік тому +6

      Only shrek can use that word😡

    • @creeper326.
      @creeper326. Рік тому +4

      @@Wildmoonchildani94what about Fiona?

    • @Wildmoonchildani94
      @Wildmoonchildani94 Рік тому +4

      @@creeper326. I mean, obviously Fiona, yoda , Kermit and other green people can use that; it IS technically their word.

    • @creeper326.
      @creeper326. Рік тому +2

      @@Wildmoonchildani94 I see

  • @waifusmith4043
    @waifusmith4043 Рік тому +10

    Just putting it out there,
    I decked the human when I saw the argument

  • @leafyisqueer7155
    @leafyisqueer7155 Рік тому +54

    I love this exchange guys like "Yeah everybody around here hates me" and I was like Oh thats so sad. Then he was just a massive dick.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 Рік тому

      many such cases on the so called "marginalized groups" as i am finding lately with LGBTQ activists.

  • @LinkVisage
    @LinkVisage Рік тому +8

    My tiefling druid was very conflicted

  • @Angie13133
    @Angie13133 Рік тому +27

    "Two racists walk into a bar..." 😂 Ninky Nonk 😂

    • @126theman
      @126theman Рік тому

      Bartender’s belly explodes and a zombie refuses to take your order properly

  • @mucusman7511
    @mucusman7511 Рік тому +83

    We all gotta admit it brings more substance to the game and really makes the world feel real, not having little social things like this makes game worlds just feel synthetic.

    • @All-due-respect-I-disagree
      @All-due-respect-I-disagree Рік тому

      Racism for world building

    • @kingmarc4235
      @kingmarc4235 Рік тому +7

      Unfortunately act 3 nearly doesn't use the players race at all

    • @mucusman7511
      @mucusman7511 Рік тому +6

      @@kingmarc4235 depression

    • @fabianstein1023
      @fabianstein1023 Рік тому +4

      ​@@kingmarc4235lol just like going to any city from a small village/town 💀

    • @rdbiv6874
      @rdbiv6874 Рік тому +5

      ​@kingmarc4235 reflects on the fact that Baldurs gate has all walks of life and is fairly used to other races. But under stress even Baldurs gate citizens became hostile towards the refugees.

  • @fireking0531
    @fireking0531 Рік тому +48

    Man, being a drow is honestly the best. Unifying all races against you is truly a feat to respect. 😊

  • @Hiya8partyz
    @Hiya8partyz 11 місяців тому +7

    Haven’t played bg3 but most realistic depiction of racism I’ve seen in a while

  • @GlitchedRed
    @GlitchedRed Рік тому +8

    Yep, that's Faerûn. Dwarves hate the Elves hate the Orcs eat the Humans hate the Tieflings.

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 5 місяців тому +2

      @GlitchedRed
      kobolds hate gnomes (like everyone should).

  • @AngelSaintCloud
    @AngelSaintCloud Рік тому +191

    Honestly being a drow in Baldur's gate 3 is wild considering how many people refer to me based on my race.
    I'm black and even I don't get this much in real life lmao

    • @My-Name-Isnt-Important
      @My-Name-Isnt-Important Рік тому +42

      Well, in the Lore the Drow usually kill everyone else and perform dark rituals that cause tons of chaos for everyone. So the hatred is sort of earned. Now if you could play as a Bugbear, people would attack you on sight.

    • @justanotherLunny
      @justanotherLunny Рік тому +26

      A lot of DnD races are actual groups of people that mostly follow the same culture, so generally all the bias are more towards a "tribe" so to speak than the color of the skin.
      It's a very brutal world, lack of trust is rampant. But when you get to more civilized areas, that effect is drastically lower as people feel safer, and so are the bias mostly gone.

    • @exginto8053
      @exginto8053 Рік тому +12

      @@justanotherLunnySooo, like entire world was before inventing nationalism?

    • @SainteHorus
      @SainteHorus Рік тому +3

      That's the funny thing about being a Drow, you have a good argument to let off steam.

    • @hawoaliahmed6996
      @hawoaliahmed6996 Рік тому

  • @elMemeroSupremo
    @elMemeroSupremo Рік тому +63

    "lets slaughter these green skins brother"
    -probably a space marine

    • @MrTuubster
      @MrTuubster Рік тому +11

      Let's not get into Warhammer 40k racism. BG3 is small fry compared to that.

    • @dalentces2492
      @dalentces2492 Рік тому

      Greenskin vs spawn of Magnus, not sure space marines would dig either

    • @Korksbebig
      @Korksbebig Рік тому

      WH40k is an advanced level of hatred for other races. Not even racism in our sense just pure hatred.

    • @dubiousinformation1756
      @dubiousinformation1756 Рік тому +4

      ​@@MrTuubster
      I mean the silver lining is that there really are no good guys in 40k, so you can't feel bad for anyone in it.
      Just pick your favorite team and roll with it.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man Рік тому +3

      ​@dubiousinformation1756 Everyone in 40k are the good guys so long as the Dark Eldar exist

  • @lowkey_kiana
    @lowkey_kiana 5 місяців тому +6

    How to get through baldurs gate 3:
    Be a different race with the disguise self spell based off of what race they feel inferior to

  • @FreyjaHerself
    @FreyjaHerself Рік тому +24

    Playing through the game as a dwarf and the racism I recieve is being called short. Or making fun of my nose.

    • @bUwUmer1260
      @bUwUmer1260 Рік тому

      STRONK DWARF MAGE BARRELMANCERS UNITE

    • @ThePopo543
      @ThePopo543 Рік тому +1

      Go dwarfpilled or go home

  • @Doormau5719
    @Doormau5719 11 місяців тому +15

    That "ninky nonk" feels way more racist that it should

  • @Spiker985Studios
    @Spiker985Studios Рік тому +57

    I see Jackson's about to become a Dark Urge

    • @alantremonti1381
      @alantremonti1381 Рік тому +6

      They really had the "murder hobo" players cornered with that one huh.

  • @marissabulso6439
    @marissabulso6439 Рік тому +10

    I love the phrase, “Sorry, what’s good?” 😂👏🏻👏🏻 It’s a really great one.

  • @The_AuraMaster
    @The_AuraMaster Рік тому +33

    As someone playing a Tiefling in a campaign right now, that "red skin" comment was personal

    • @seriousdraw
      @seriousdraw Рік тому +3

      Foulblood.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 місяці тому +1

      That's why my Tiefling Warlock has deep amethyst purple skin, blue-green hair and glowing orange eyes. But so far people have been surprisingly nice to him because he has weapons-grade charisma. ;-)
      My companions have yet to find out he's a Warlock of the Great Old One Cthulhu, and considers Mindflayers "posers". Hm....

    • @The_AuraMaster
      @The_AuraMaster 3 місяці тому

      ​@TF2CrunchyFrog Mine had Orange skin, but then a vampire offered us "Blood cake" and I partook of it to see what would happen. I now have Dark Blue skin and, in the DM's words "feel slightly more fiendish". No regrets on my end lol

  • @1523.M
    @1523.M Рік тому +46

    Lmao I thought my tinnitus was acting up again.

  • @jhonm6347
    @jhonm6347 Рік тому +22

    😂first time I went to the druid camp I wanted to just punch everyone

    • @ElsieJay
      @ElsieJay Рік тому

      Playing a Tiefling, you bet I put Aradin on his ass

    • @FindAdventure
      @FindAdventure Рік тому

      I killed the head lady first time I went through but I myself am also a druid and could sense through her cult bs and lies.

  • @adamushu
    @adamushu Рік тому +19

    Elder scrolls lore summarized.

  • @TamerLyriQ
    @TamerLyriQ Рік тому +23

    “I’m sorry what’s good? 😳” killed me 😂

  • @justafish4452
    @justafish4452 Рік тому +7

    The thing is, with all the different races in a fantasy world, it’s really easy to hate at least one of ‘em

  • @Slackerhun
    @Slackerhun Рік тому +11

    I always like how in fantasy games racism based on skin color is often replaced by racism against other humanoid races. Probably because those also have huge cultural and differences and often much larger anatomical ones to blame (like saying half-orcs are dumb because they are strong.

    • @toncek9981
      @toncek9981 Рік тому

      Just as in a real life... you hate people from different town, together you hate people from different region, together you hate people from different nation, together you hate people of different race... you just add "together you're hating different type of humanoids" atop of that.

    • @triggerme6144
      @triggerme6144 Рік тому

      Black and white didn't matter because they both ganged up on green.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 місяці тому

      Plus the millenia of tribal wars for resources and history of enslavement between the different species/sub-species (looking at your, drow elves!)

  • @Grave_zip
    @Grave_zip Місяць тому +2

    My blind play through being a drow and being immediately sussed out by everyone, including a cow

  • @envymordecai4429
    @envymordecai4429 Рік тому +152

    I literally yelled “LADIES WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF CAN WE NOT BE RACIST ON TOP” at my screen when Lae’Zel and Shadowheart first met 😂
    Also I’m a Drow, if they aren’t saying mean things to sweet baby Karlach it’s because they’re saying them to me 😭

  • @ILiterallyFeltThat
    @ILiterallyFeltThat Рік тому +12

    What I hear in Skyrim standing in the Gray Quarter in Windhelm:

    • @gojifan4001
      @gojifan4001 Рік тому +1

      Try to be Nord everywhere in morrowind,see what happens

  • @CharliMorganMusic
    @CharliMorganMusic Рік тому +69

    I'm just trying to be a very progressive human adventurer over here.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Рік тому +12

      Good thing humans aren't racist right

    • @mpbMKE
      @mpbMKE Рік тому +8

      That's right, let all the lesser species have their petty squabbles. 😅

    • @nahuelmat
      @nahuelmat Рік тому +1

      @@cattysplat that's not what OP meant, they're saying their own character is not racist.

    • @himedo1512
      @himedo1512 Рік тому +1

      Go to the goblin camp and come back. Or talk to the ogres. Or the githyanki.

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- Рік тому +2

      ​@@cattysplatDid I just saw a human with a maga hat on we still need a lot of work

  • @travahnadonis9725
    @travahnadonis9725 4 місяці тому +2

    Aradin walking into the grove and immediately calling zevlor "foulblood"

  • @shamanahaboolist
    @shamanahaboolist Рік тому +9

    This is basically what it's like when I go for my family Xmas.

  • @Wingsaber
    @Wingsaber Рік тому +175

    You did such a good job with those made-up slurs that I actually feel offended anyway 😡

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 Рік тому +27

      fr, I have no idea why "ninky nonk" sounds so disturbing to me but it does XD

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 Рік тому +12

      Damn you guys are sensitive.

    • @LiteraltrashcanTT
      @LiteraltrashcanTT Рік тому +8

      Ive never felt better seeing that green skin get what it deserves.

  • @DoktorTaiko
    @DoktorTaiko Рік тому +12

    I didn't notice the red skin, until it was mentioned...

  • @Nonethelessersoul
    @Nonethelessersoul 11 місяців тому +4

    Ah yes. BG3 the game of choosing between a rock and a hard place

  • @klarenzcobie6595
    @klarenzcobie6595 Рік тому +17

    "Those goblers are really up to something again" 👹

  • @oplap6269
    @oplap6269 Рік тому +5

    *MY RANCID BLOOD SPEAKS TO ME: "KILL. KILL. AND KILL AGAIN."*
    *MY TWITCHING KNIFE-HAND WRITES A TRAGEDY IN BLOOD.*

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 місяці тому

      Bhaalspawn, the literal magic test tube baby.

  • @BonnieYTwithafish
    @BonnieYTwithafish Рік тому +14

    There’s enough powder and oil barrels to fix this issue

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 місяці тому

      tieflings have fire resistance ;-)

  • @Granimal8
    @Granimal8 2 місяці тому +1

    Possibly my favorite quote of all time: “well if it ain’t the pot calling the kettle a darkie”😂