Train Station Simulator - How To Train Your Station

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024

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  • @AnonEyeMouse
    @AnonEyeMouse 6 років тому +23

    'I should take the money and go buy a private island somewhere...'
    Jon. Jon? That's called embezzlement, Jon.

    • @librarianseth5572
      @librarianseth5572 6 років тому +7

      We now learn that Jon's last name is hammond, and he ran a flea circus

  • @SLKibara
    @SLKibara 6 років тому +87

    Always love it when you play simulators.

    • @joshuaeames1112
      @joshuaeames1112 6 років тому +7

      Youd rather watch videos in silence, its called dead air not what a good commentator allows to happen, jesus read a book

    • @MW-pb2gf
      @MW-pb2gf 6 років тому +2

      Fattori Xx What else is someone whose entire channel is about narrating gameplay supposed to do?? If you want silent LPs, that’s not MATN, why are you here.

  • @jackdaw6795
    @jackdaw6795 6 років тому +36

    Cleany Person gets paid 400 bucks for 10 hours of work. Policeman gets paid 250 bucks for 12 hours. RIP!

    • @koganusan4025
      @koganusan4025 6 років тому +5

      as it should be. acab

    • @jackdaw6795
      @jackdaw6795 6 років тому

      Oi thats rude! I would be a cop at Jons Train station!

    • @lordrosemount
      @lordrosemount 6 років тому +4

      For $96,000 p.a. in 1970, I reckon I'd be a cleaner.

  • @fishnutter5219
    @fishnutter5219 6 років тому +12

    As a security guard by trade, I found the first hiring of a police officer to be particularly depressing... Don't care about the mood, and how little can we get away with paying him. :P

  • @janedunster5156
    @janedunster5156 6 років тому +3

    "have you guessed that I like this game"
    Yes jon, we kinda guessed.
    Love a seeing a fellow nerd geeking out, good to see I'm not the only one

  • @MW-pb2gf
    @MW-pb2gf 6 років тому +1

    Watching Jon with any kind of tycoon or simulation game, I can tell he’s fully indoctrinated into the European tendency to have horribly few bathrooms of horrifically few stalls. Especially in crowded public places where more bathrooms would really come to handy.

  • @Kaarl_Mills
    @Kaarl_Mills 6 років тому +7

    But are the Trains on time? These are the burning questions Jon

  • @trainstationsimulator6517
    @trainstationsimulator6517 6 років тому +2

    Thank you for this great review of Train Station Simulator! :)

  • @tREX13470
    @tREX13470 6 років тому +25

    Oh god this title...

  • @DTRproductions
    @DTRproductions 6 років тому +7

    Bing bong... the train is now departing non-stop to Rollercoaster Tycoon 2. 1st class pun costs extra.

  • @SingleMaltZombie
    @SingleMaltZombie 6 років тому +6

    I think you should play it some more. It's quite relaxing.

  • @Etherealhorn
    @Etherealhorn 6 років тому

    You are a monster Jon. Do not cut corners from your employees' salaries.

  • @Alex2Buzz
    @Alex2Buzz 6 років тому +1

    Trivia: Midnight, January 1 1970 is the "zero time" of most modern operating systems.

  • @samh7468
    @samh7468 6 років тому +1

    Pushing nerdiness to new heights!

  • @80ki68
    @80ki68 6 років тому

    I don't know why, but I'm very excited about you designing a train station.

  • @sarahkitsune5655
    @sarahkitsune5655 6 років тому

    i have had this game for ages, i love it, was top in leader boards for a while then went down.

  • @phunakart
    @phunakart 6 років тому

    I love When you play simulators, you’ve quickly become one of favorite youtubers. I’m waiting patiently for Autumn leaves and Vampyr

  • @fallenangel8X
    @fallenangel8X 6 років тому +11

    I can't tell you how much I was looking forward to another episode of FNV Autumn leaves....

    • @burntbybrighteyes
      @burntbybrighteyes 6 років тому +2

      Jon's Fallout series are always on sundays. So you need to wait another week.

    • @-seemsee-
      @-seemsee- 6 років тому

      burntbybrighteyes no

    • @fallenangel8X
      @fallenangel8X 6 років тому

      burntbybrighteyes This isn't a full series he said 7-8 hour miniseries which I assumed would be during this week.

    • @burntbybrighteyes
      @burntbybrighteyes 6 років тому

      Well you could be right of course however I think it's very unlikely. Fallout has always been once a week on sundays on this channel. (Atleast for a very long time now). I don't think this will change now, I just think he meant to say this is not going to be a very long series (but still every sunday)

  • @TheGeekCupboard
    @TheGeekCupboard 6 років тому +26

    Good grief. I played this months ago, the day 1 version of the game was terrible. Really terrible. But they upgraded the game pretty quickly and sorted out the majority of the bugs.
    The day 1 release had SO MANY DEAD PEOPLE. I think at one point I had 5 or 6 dead people in my station in one single in-game day.

    • @gosportjamie
      @gosportjamie 6 років тому +2

      +The Geek Cupboard Well a lot of people think taking public transport will kill them...

    • @TheGeekCupboard
      @TheGeekCupboard 6 років тому

      That is true, I just wasn't expecting them to drop dead right there and then on the floor.

    • @gosportjamie
      @gosportjamie 6 років тому

      The Geek Cupboard Well, at least they were making their feelings apparent...

  • @seanhornibrook
    @seanhornibrook 6 років тому

    YES. I will ALWAYS be up for a good management simulator.

  • @ElectricGears
    @ElectricGears 6 років тому +1

    For a team of 3 people it looks like they have done an admiral job on this game. However, I'm going to have to consider it a failure if you can't pick up guests and drop them on the train tracks or streets to get them run over.

  • @Rateus_Johanson
    @Rateus_Johanson 6 років тому

    "We are servicing more and more people" What kind of station is this?!?
    "Now we're servicing a bit more on the national front" The national front? Screw those guys!

  • @skumdiggery4476
    @skumdiggery4476 6 років тому +4

    You should check out openttd to play in your spare time it's a fantastic game

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 років тому +1

    Seems simple but it is a really complex and fascinating game! :)

  • @musictraill958
    @musictraill958 6 років тому

    Thank you for the awesome title

  • @Martin-gd7vy
    @Martin-gd7vy 6 років тому +2

    I'm impatiently waiting for Sofa Simulator.

  • @AceCorban
    @AceCorban 6 років тому

    As a fan of simulator games, I'm looking forward to when Jon inevitably plays Two Point Hospital, whenever it comes out. I used to love Theme Hospital.

  • @thomasesr
    @thomasesr 6 років тому +17

    Butch, Tunnel Snakes Rule!

  • @nagi603
    @nagi603 6 років тому

    Graphically, the playfield looks almost completely like the old Transport Tycoon DeLuxe.... with people added. Although the objective of that venerable game was to build out a transport infrastructure, not just train stations.

  • @aggese
    @aggese 6 років тому +1

    The first ticket(token) machine dates back to aincent greece

    • @maxerd
      @maxerd 6 років тому +1

      holy shit you're not joking

  • @KashouWannabe
    @KashouWannabe 6 років тому +29

    Couldn't get into this. Even with my love of trains this just didn't tick my box.
    Its cool, but I prefer Transport Fever.

    • @fictitious5602
      @fictitious5602 6 років тому

      I wish I could play other transport sims, but I'm not allowed since I sold my everlasting soul to OpenTTD :(

  • @georgehall7059
    @georgehall7059 6 років тому

    Please carry this on!

  • @jonahdelasanta236
    @jonahdelasanta236 6 років тому

    Jon the absolute love of my childhood life was Zoo Tycoon 2. It's the standard to which I compare every single simulation game and its never failed to this day to remain impressive! I'd LOVE to see a video of it if you could get ahold of it.

  • @sponge1234ify
    @sponge1234ify 6 років тому

    oh god
    is this gonna be the next Airport CEO all over again
    this is gonna be the next Airport CEO all over again, isn't it

  • @pennyc7833
    @pennyc7833 6 років тому

    I've seen so many games lately that remind me of the original Sims and Zoo Tycoon style builders. I really kind of love it. :)

  • @Hihi-mu1oe
    @Hihi-mu1oe 6 років тому

    There is many a true nerd on this channel

  • @tribalwarrior1979
    @tribalwarrior1979 6 років тому

    Had my eye on this myself, would like to see a potential miniseries.

  • @thomasesr
    @thomasesr 6 років тому

    oooh, those isometric square grids are so RCT makes me feel good.

  • @ogrejd
    @ogrejd 6 років тому +7

    Nah. $200k in 1970 dollars isn't really that much - it's only $1,296,845.36 in today's dollars.

    • @cruncmcfuncle564
      @cruncmcfuncle564 6 років тому +1

      ogrejd Ah, I see you're a man of googling the answer to prove Jon wrong as well. (I did toooooo)

    • @user-ug7fk2js2x
      @user-ug7fk2js2x 6 років тому +1

      You where off by about 3 zeros though, also a 15 fold increase seems like a quite a bit to me.

    • @ogrejd
      @ogrejd 6 років тому

      No, my number is quite accurate. $200,000 from 1970 IS equivalent to $1,296,845.36 in today's dollars. There has been a cumulative rate of inflation of 548.4%.

    • @cruncmcfuncle564
      @cruncmcfuncle564 6 років тому

      ogrejd Realised my mistake. Oops

  • @Jules_Diplopia
    @Jules_Diplopia 6 років тому

    Thank, you, I have this on my wishlist... nice to see it in the real...

  • @landonsanders624
    @landonsanders624 6 років тому +1

    Hey Jon, I don't mind the simulation games, I quite like them actually, but I'd like to see a new series like continuing the new Fallout 4 Mod. Really like the RPG and strategy games. Love the channel!

  • @thexblur544
    @thexblur544 6 років тому +17

    This sim is oddly satisfying to me, must be *capitalism*

    • @MW-pb2gf
      @MW-pb2gf 6 років тому +1

      - Blur - I don’t know why but this is the funniest fucking comment to me.

    • @thexblur544
      @thexblur544 6 років тому

      M W : Thanks m8, I appreciate it lol

    • @koganusan4025
      @koganusan4025 6 років тому +1

      this comment is oddly aggravating to me

    • @thexblur544
      @thexblur544 6 років тому

      Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism : Well, you can’t win them all can ya? Lol

  • @MrWeedWacky
    @MrWeedWacky 6 років тому +1

    I bet the toilets in this station do in no way resemble the Trainspotting toilet.

  • @tollerest
    @tollerest 6 років тому

    props for title

  • @TheEviling
    @TheEviling 6 років тому

    Love the title of this video :)

  • @bolita12345
    @bolita12345 6 років тому

    When he talks about the bathroom and never adds more bathrooms >.>

  • @KvltKommando
    @KvltKommando 6 років тому

    I like the late 90's early 2000's style of graphics

  • @adelaide2511
    @adelaide2511 6 років тому +11

    This is an extremely misleading title and I'm sorely disappointed in you. I watched for almost 25 minutes and there were no tips on how to train my station!

  • @willowrabbit
    @willowrabbit 6 років тому

    Loved it. would like another episode

  • @PortoWulf
    @PortoWulf 6 років тому

    This was fun

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 5 років тому

    Take a shot every time Jon says Ticket Machines.

  • @cruncmcfuncle564
    @cruncmcfuncle564 6 років тому +8

    200k in 1970 was a lot of money, but not enough to buy a private island. Adjusted for inflation, it's about 1,300,000 dollars. Which would be nice to have. And also have you ever played New Vegas bounties?

  • @lordscabrousscrotus9370
    @lordscabrousscrotus9370 6 років тому +1

    109! getting closer to that number 1every day

  • @HyperionHelstrand
    @HyperionHelstrand 6 років тому

    I've had a massively bad day at work, with drunken idiots only making it worse. This is exactly what I wanted to come home to, thank you.

  • @iGuy1996
    @iGuy1996 6 років тому +1

    SERIES!!

  • @AndrewLeo_
    @AndrewLeo_ 6 років тому

    That moment you realize that the yellow lines don't match. Very professional John ;)
    Oh and having the yellow lines oh the inside reminds me of a small station called Wiltshire.... I since some John tomfoolery going on here ;)

  • @manueltellez9460
    @manueltellez9460 6 років тому

    I haven't watched the video yet, but I still know I want a Livestream

  • @zagamer1403
    @zagamer1403 6 років тому +1

    Can you please make some more of this game I like it and probably other people will too.

  • @TheEJackUK
    @TheEJackUK 6 років тому

    can you get points rather than building track to edge of screen?

  • @mrcheesemunch
    @mrcheesemunch 6 років тому

    Are you ever going to do a video on Plague Inc? I can see how it wouldn't be the most exciting game to make a video out of but then again you did make a video on Mountain which as said isn't even really a game.
    I'd like to see what virus names you come up with.

  • @Bond50OnBluRay
    @Bond50OnBluRay 6 років тому

    Jon you should play Ostalgie: The Berlin Wall. It's a really interesting game kind of like Crisis in the Kremlin.

  • @RenzeKoper
    @RenzeKoper 6 років тому +3

    Modern day train in 1970? (Second train to arrive)
    Edit: steam train followed by an ICE in America, there goes my emersion

    • @takeshikido7562
      @takeshikido7562 6 років тому +1

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
      The second train is a Siemens Desiro which was first introduced in 1999.
      The devs really should do their homework.

  • @LeaderofChickens
    @LeaderofChickens 6 років тому

    I like trains *train noises*

  • @renammartinez
    @renammartinez 6 років тому

    Unrelated to the video, but, after all experience Tim Football has brought to Oxford, how does our favorite carton of eggs evaluate England's debut on the world cup?

  • @doryna8203
    @doryna8203 6 років тому

    Jon: (shouting) That's sexy!
    Claire: (thinking) Please let him be watching porn and not playing that bloody train station game again.

  • @jamesren12980
    @jamesren12980 6 років тому +3

    Since Thomas had a cat named hairy potter maybe Emily has a cat called Ali, for ally cat

    • @EVERSMAN42
      @EVERSMAN42 6 років тому

      James Renouf are you from Jersey, you have a local surname

    • @jamesren12980
      @jamesren12980 6 років тому

      EVERSMAN42 no, I'm from Wiltshire in England, but I'm glad to hear that others have the same last name!

    • @Joe-cc9it
      @Joe-cc9it 6 років тому

      James Renouf oh heck I'm also a Wiltshire person

    • @Joe-cc9it
      @Joe-cc9it 6 років тому

      James Renouf close to Chippenham

  • @brandonrenard5192
    @brandonrenard5192 6 років тому

    Please do more

  • @VampireofEmotion
    @VampireofEmotion 6 років тому

    if we're getting ultra nerdy, technically it should be railway station simulator...
    also have you played lego loco? it's an honestly glorious railway-building lego pc game (and my childhood)

  • @librarianseth5572
    @librarianseth5572 6 років тому

    Now play zoo tycoon complete collection please. There are cheat codes for unicorns!

  • @kilroy3001
    @kilroy3001 6 років тому

    Butch clearly has the bloody mess perk

  • @AstrobotJones
    @AstrobotJones 6 років тому

    If those people are teleporting to the train station, why wouldn't they just teleport to their destination? 🤣

  • @skywise001
    @skywise001 6 років тому

    Does clair know your sneaking away to get your intense relaxation from a train game? :D

  • @QuintonMurdock
    @QuintonMurdock 6 років тому

    JOHN. YES

  • @phatsailormoon
    @phatsailormoon 6 років тому

    Jon will you be uploading Vampyr tomorrow? Im hooooooooooked

  • @lumpy245
    @lumpy245 6 років тому

    You are British
    Getting excited at a train game

  • @RinIsArty
    @RinIsArty 6 років тому +1

    This game is so unrealistic. Nobody sprints for the trains. :P

  • @robtoe10
    @robtoe10 6 років тому

    See, British railways are the opposite: the more miserable the passengers the more expensive the train!

  • @AshSmash110
    @AshSmash110 6 років тому

    cool video love your fallout out stuff the most but do watch your other videos

  • @greindes1579
    @greindes1579 6 років тому

    I like trains

  • @ToTheGAMES
    @ToTheGAMES 6 років тому

    Jon, are you going to play Bus Simulator 2018?

  • @jarradscarborough7915
    @jarradscarborough7915 6 років тому +1

    *STAAAAAAY-SHUUUUUUUUN*

  • @nathanielschaede6651
    @nathanielschaede6651 6 років тому

    I see a new live stream! Lol

  • @legdig
    @legdig 6 років тому

    C'mon jon, play railroad tycoon 3!

  • @thedamnyankee1
    @thedamnyankee1 6 років тому

    should I be that guy and point out that this is not a station simulator, but a terminal simulator?

    • @maxiecat5378
      @maxiecat5378 6 років тому

      same difference really..........well, technically a terminal usually indicate a place for people to board planes while for a train it's called station no matter how big either terminal or the station is^^"

    • @thedamnyankee1
      @thedamnyankee1 6 років тому

      No. Terminals are the end of the line. a station is along the line.

    • @maxiecat5378
      @maxiecat5378 6 років тому

      sooooo, are you saying that every place i know where the start and end that is called X-station is wrong?, i mean, i have never in my entire live of traveling all kinds of places seen anyone anywhere call the start or end of the line as anything but a station,
      heck, go to google maps and write in terminal and the only thing you get up is airport ones, or if you try add train to the search it only shows trains going near airport terminals, also, even if you are indeed correct, that is not what people think of when they hear the word, for most people terminal is a place you go to for flights and stations are places you go to for train, thus it is the correct word to use generally to avoid confusion for normal people regardless what it possible might technically be called.....
      if i mention football in US instead of soccer then while it's still technically correct people will not think of soccer but the US one, which is why tjey call football in US for soccer instead of football to avoid confusion regardless if football is also the correct word....

  • @liamthomas9955
    @liamthomas9955 6 років тому

    Vampyr??

  • @Smi7h1sH3r3
    @Smi7h1sH3r3 6 років тому

    so happy they pay more....
    no, no that doesn't make sense actually....lol

  • @Czarhay
    @Czarhay 6 років тому

    Trainspotting

  • @georgeclark4227
    @georgeclark4227 2 роки тому

    trolley bus not tram

  • @RockmanLabs
    @RockmanLabs 6 років тому

    Pun-y title hurting me X_x

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 6 років тому

    Dang it, I am early. I hate it when I am early. There is only 22 comments and none of the funniest people are here yet.

  • @alexpeacham2445
    @alexpeacham2445 6 років тому

    Geek Cupboard did this a while back.

  • @Bronzeaxe
    @Bronzeaxe 6 років тому

    oof, Never been this early

  • @Retrofire-47
    @Retrofire-47 6 років тому

    That UI looks absolutely atrocious
    Try Chris Sawyer's Locomotion...

  • @jameseddy8199
    @jameseddy8199 6 років тому +2

    Who else is watching in 1912

  • @kylelimevlogs9210
    @kylelimevlogs9210 6 років тому

    Are you gonna make a fallout 4 you only live once

    • @jamesren12980
      @jamesren12980 6 років тому

      kyle lime vlogs he is but not for a bit

  • @vetexe7256
    @vetexe7256 6 років тому

    Notif squad

  • @bladedomega9702
    @bladedomega9702 6 років тому

    Vomit lol pretty sure that piss

  • @CubeStarMaster
    @CubeStarMaster 6 років тому +2

    Who are the 8 people that disliked this video

    • @CubeStarMaster
      @CubeStarMaster 6 років тому

      who are the 19 people that disliked this video

  • @gunsandgaming62
    @gunsandgaming62 6 років тому +1

    Third, wait was I first?

  • @theodorekennedy143
    @theodorekennedy143 6 років тому

    First