How TOP GUN Maverick Should Have Ended

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  • @HowItShouldHaveEnded
    @HowItShouldHaveEnded  Рік тому +210

    Grab some Villain Pub socks before March 31st! freakerusa.com/hishe

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Рік тому +1

      One more you should have put it: When Rooster's targeting stuff fails, have a ghostly Goose tell him, "Use the Force, Rooster!"

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 2 роки тому +8354

    The "Because I'm Batman" gag cracked me up, I loved that they were able to get Val Kilmer back for a heartwarming cameo.

    • @boltthrower3215
      @boltthrower3215 2 роки тому +106

      Right….now I get it…he played Batman …Wooooooow what a genius joke😮😊😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Mike__B
      @Mike__B 2 роки тому +110

      I mean if you didn't see that one coming before it happened you haven't been watching this series long enough. And if you said it in the raspy Batman voice before it happened... you probably have been watching this series for too long.

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 2 роки тому +7

      I'm gonna be laughing all day thinking about that.

    • @erikbihari3625
      @erikbihari3625 2 роки тому +7

      Thought it'd be Michael Keaton!

    • @russellholmes3187
      @russellholmes3187 2 роки тому +14

      Seems some of the other commenters are a little on the sour side, a little jaded, and, from the level of sarcasm displayed, still very young of soul, which makes me a bit saddened.
      I thought it was a worthy inclusion in the movie; delicate, and artfully portrayed.
      And - of course - Because Of Course He IS!!! (and a good one, too; not like the last kid. I'd rather have another Affleck outing than that limp bit of lettuce, and even Iain Glen did a good stint as Bruce in Titans.)

  • @SeanPalpatine
    @SeanPalpatine 2 роки тому +7020

    This was the best "because I'm batman" in years, well thought out HISHE

  • @jeebugorn
    @jeebugorn 2 роки тому +5062

    THANK YOU for the Tomahawks to SAM site part. i was like "you just launched 87 tomahawks, you coulda used like 12 of them to take out the SAMs and made things easier"

    • @cid76
      @cid76 2 роки тому +258

      They had jamming signals for gps guided missile and bombs, so the ability to pinpoint without laser guide was like iron bombs or V1

    • @Skiesaremine
      @Skiesaremine 2 роки тому +344

      @@cid76 those cruise missile have terrain following features allowing them to check the terrain beneath them.

    • @jeebugorn
      @jeebugorn 2 роки тому +389

      @@cid76 and yet the tomahawks had no issue hitting the airfield

    • @Nick86ITA
      @Nick86ITA 2 роки тому +75

      Sam are radar guided, toss some tald and Harm them.

    • @salvi_animation001
      @salvi_animation001 Рік тому +13

      YOU DONT NEED TO CUT ME OFF

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 2 роки тому +7676

    Maverick is seriously in debt from all those checks he couldn't cash

    • @aaronshim9829
      @aaronshim9829 2 роки тому +161

      He's probably also in debt for having to pay all the tabs for everyone in the bar even after bringing all those dollar bills and trying to pay them back in the movie

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ 2 роки тому +38

      i am not very familiar with the archaic american style of economy, but if he is cashing the checks, should it not be him who is getting the money?

    • @Sushie55
      @Sushie55 2 роки тому +1

      @@SpartanSniper3 ?????

    • @Sushie55
      @Sushie55 2 роки тому +8

      @@LednacekZ “That he *couldn’t* cash”

    • @christiantruppo5770
      @christiantruppo5770 2 роки тому +3

      @@LednacekZ archaic means ancient, it is in fact overly modern which is what has broken it.

  • @DoomRulz
    @DoomRulz 2 роки тому +2194

    That was your best "Because I'm Batman" moment ever, in the history of this channel. Well-done.

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 2 роки тому +13

      Eh, not sure about that. Besides, I'm not sure if anything will ever top Bat Blood.

    • @fynkozari9271
      @fynkozari9271 2 роки тому

      Warum.

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 2 роки тому +1

      I thought for sure he was going to say "I'm your huckleberry."

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 роки тому +2

      What about the one from hishe Ant-Man.

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 2 роки тому +2

      @@multiverse_media2023
      *squeaky voice* "Because I'm Batman!

  • @nate24680
    @nate24680 2 роки тому +2418

    Still cracks me up how the run is like Star Wars, flying down low in a narrow corridor/trench, avoiding turrets on either side, to strike a ventilation vent, but Top Gun they had to hit it twice.

    • @michaelm1
      @michaelm1 2 роки тому +178

      Oh, great. Now you ruined Star Wars for me. I can't stand it when they copy plot elements from future movies like Top Gun Maverick.

    • @cordellej
      @cordellej 2 роки тому +34

      @@michaelm1 wait till i tell you they also did it in iron eagle 2 as well

    • @michaelm1
      @michaelm1 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@cordellej Oh, no! :-) Although, whoever thought it was a good idea to kill off Doug also killed that movie for me. I can't even remember what followed after that, nor do I care. So that one's okay. Already ruined, sadly.

    • @phantomforcesclips2609
      @phantomforcesclips2609 2 роки тому +16

      ace combat !1111

    • @mohammedalnayar
      @mohammedalnayar 2 роки тому +29

      That's pretty much the same mission that took place in Iraq, where they shot a shelter through the vents as well. The first missile opened up a way, the second hit true.
      What was astonishing was that they had to refuel the jets in air though (Maverick missed out on such a complex addition to their mission xD)

  • @jennifere.pergola598
    @jennifere.pergola598 2 роки тому +649

    Love the multiple appearances by Goose, and having Val Kilmer's character deliver the "Because I'm Batman!" line was perfect!

    • @evaaugustking541
      @evaaugustking541 Рік тому +6

      1:30 because I'm Batman, LoL

    • @spaceflight1019
      @spaceflight1019 Рік тому +3

      If that's not in the blooper reel, they should go back and add it.

  • @duskwolf4232
    @duskwolf4232 Рік тому +1330

    i love how theyre angel wings are actually more like jets then actual angels

  • @officialr3dic120
    @officialr3dic120 2 роки тому +378

    Seriously how did that 5th gen not get an alert on Hangman approaching or on his missile lock? HE'S 5TH GENERATION!

    • @oofderf
      @oofderf Рік тому +27

      We’ll just assume it’s a fox 2 and would’ve not gotten a alert. He should’ve just been checking his rear.

    • @DrPet80
      @DrPet80 Рік тому +9

      missile lock sound vs. missile alert sound maybe...

    • @Տիգրան-ժ1է
      @Տիգրան-ժ1է Рік тому +14

      ​@@oofderf😅As if the aircraft of the 5th generation, there is an obscene number of sensors. The same F-35 will see a thermal rocket

    • @oofderf
      @oofderf Рік тому +15

      @@Տիգրան-ժ1է A fox 2 is a passive track so even fifth gen aircraft can’t detect infrared missiles if they have a lock. For fox 3 or fox 1 missiles you would get warnings because the missiles send out radio signals which aircraft can detect even going back to gen 3 aircraft.

    • @Տիգրան-ժ1է
      @Տիգրան-ժ1է Рік тому +1

      @@oofderf I know how it works. But there must be some optical sensors on the plane similar to the L-370 for example

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 2 роки тому +915

    "Still writing checks your body can't cash again, eh, Mav?" I loved the Goose cameo, him and Maverick are reunited!

    • @SolCresta3405
      @SolCresta3405 2 роки тому +17

      The Heaven parts at me ROFLing! XDDDD

    • @acewmd.
      @acewmd. 2 роки тому +1

      Mav not mac

    • @ryuuotaku35
      @ryuuotaku35 2 роки тому +5

      Your ego’s writing checks your body can’t cash!

    • @xsu-is7vq
      @xsu-is7vq 2 роки тому +6

      would have been funny if they recalled Maverick to active duty while he was preparing for a cargo flight from Hongkong, with rubber dogshit toy as part of shipping manifest.

    • @DoNotReadMyProfilePic69
      @DoNotReadMyProfilePic69 2 роки тому

      @@SolCresta3405 Don't read my name

  • @CinemaWins
    @CinemaWins 2 роки тому +2391

    I feel the need, the need for 2 Top Gun Maverick videos!

    • @CinemaWins
      @CinemaWins 2 роки тому +65

      Also it's not the movie, it's the youtuber

    • @SolCresta3405
      @SolCresta3405 2 роки тому +10

      @@CinemaWins And just in time for my birthday too!

    • @libbymiss
      @libbymiss 2 роки тому +10

      Did I watch your video and this one on maverick? Yes, yes I did.
      Did I watch the actual movie? No, no I did not.

    • @ThunderBlastvideo
      @ThunderBlastvideo 2 роки тому +8

      i see this comment as a total win

    • @realMuseology
      @realMuseology 2 роки тому +1

      @@SolCresta3405 It's my birthday too!

  • @justthescenes
    @justthescenes Рік тому +691

    "Fire second wave of tomahawks" Lmao that got me because it would've taken the entire challenge away

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Рік тому +64

      It was my biggest beef with the movie, which is saying a lot. They could at least have thrown in a bs explanation as to why they couldn't take out the SAMs, especially since the reason they needed F-18's was bs.

    • @cheddar2648
      @cheddar2648 Рік тому +15

      except for the whole "precise bomb this point while advanced fighters are prowling about" part, but otherwise, yes, exactly.

    • @manofcultura
      @manofcultura Рік тому +33

      @@HariSeldon913 we expended all the tomahawks defending Taiwan from an unknown country. Now it’s up to you and your F18s

    • @wolverinefangowings
      @wolverinefangowings Рік тому +49

      Wouldn't have changed the fact that there were
      FIFTH.
      GENERATION.
      FIGHTERS.

    • @user_sandeep_kumar
      @user_sandeep_kumar Рік тому +5

      I think they don't know the locations of the defense missiles exactly to target them with tomahawks(this is just what I think, I may be wrong).

  • @carrbender
    @carrbender 2 роки тому +675

    When Iceman said “do you know why?”, I knew exactly what was coming!🤣🤣

    • @Christopher_Woods
      @Christopher_Woods 2 роки тому +6

      Yep we all do. Common theme for HISHE

    • @royce9018
      @royce9018 2 роки тому +7

      It's almost like a predictable running gag

    • @louiswhite4395
      @louiswhite4395 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kal-213
    @Kal-213 2 роки тому +993

    I loved it when the "bad guy" dodged Hangman's missile. Because he would definitely have had an alert or something. Best part of the video imo.

    • @dragonkrieg4444
      @dragonkrieg4444 2 роки тому +95

      should've put Hangman in an F-35C, then it would've made sense why the SU never saw it coming

    • @jhamPlays
      @jhamPlays 2 роки тому +128

      Not if it was a sidewinder. Heat seeking missiles won't give a RWR warning.
      The realism would be that the SU57 wouldn't be giving chase out over openm water without AWACS support giving him information on any other threats like, idk, an aircraft carrier and a squadron on F18s.

    • @Kal-213
      @Kal-213 2 роки тому +4

      @@jhamPlays Cool! I didn't know that!

    • @TheMartuksxxxx
      @TheMartuksxxxx 2 роки тому +21

      @@jhamPlays it wont give rwr warning. But rwr is noy the only sensor aircraft uses. There are sensors that detect fast moving projectiles in general. And it would detect IR that way

    • @kosher4418
      @kosher4418 2 роки тому +20

      He doesn't need to dodge like the Su-57 has a blinding laser countermeasures

  • @TSAVVVV
    @TSAVVVV 2 роки тому +403

    Only Mav could accomplish an Impossible Mission. Nicely done cruise...

    • @jamesm2078
      @jamesm2078 Рік тому +6

      I see what you did there lol

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Рік тому +10

      @@jamesm2078 ...a blind man could have seen that one :)

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 Рік тому

      I mean they are going against a rogue nation capable of unleashing a dead reckoning of a fallout.

    • @jongilbertson2106
      @jongilbertson2106 10 місяців тому +1

      @@heathb4319with his eyes wide shut.

    • @jongilbertson2106
      @jongilbertson2106 10 місяців тому

      He can engage in risky business because he makes all the right moves 😂
      I think I’m losing it.

  • @superstarultra28
    @superstarultra28 2 роки тому +307

    Mav's reaction to the "I'm Batman" joke is honestly adorable.

    • @evaaugustking541
      @evaaugustking541 2 роки тому +3

      Because I'm Batman!!! in batman Arkham origins in unfortunately batman masks I'm Batman joke that XD 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😃😂 1:31

  • @_StudentOfAll
    @_StudentOfAll 2 роки тому +294

    The part where Mav was navigating through the zig-zag thing was WAY too accurate with the grunting.

    • @productamadeus8745
      @productamadeus8745 Рік тому +1

      I know! 😂 That grunting was hilarious!

    • @shjp2148
      @shjp2148 2 години тому

      ​@@productamadeus8745 its also an actual technique used hy IRL pilots to not pass out, which Tom Cruise is.

  • @NPC-cn
    @NPC-cn 10 днів тому +10

    0:20 the angle wings are f-14 wings

  • @Techrat3D
    @Techrat3D 2 роки тому +596

    Love it that their angel wings, are the intakes and wings from an F-14. 😂👍
    And the "Because I'm Batman" was the best gag! 🤣

    • @josiaharaki7310
      @josiaharaki7310 2 роки тому +15

      Maverick has fallen! I Starscream am now your leader!

    • @atigerclaw
      @atigerclaw 2 роки тому +5

      @@josiaharaki7310
      MEGATRON: *Standing right behind Starscream and tapping his giant metal boot/foot impatiently.* _"StarscreeeAAAAM?!"_

    • @petraresilio
      @petraresilio 2 роки тому +6

      didnt even notice 😂

    • @DoNotReadMyProfilePic69
      @DoNotReadMyProfilePic69 2 роки тому +1

      @@josiaharaki7310 Don't read my name

    • @whistlingbadger
      @whistlingbadger 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't notice the F-14 angel wings. Good spot!

  • @worldwideinterests1
    @worldwideinterests1 2 роки тому +520

    I was sort-of hoping to see Han and Chewie save them at the last second, right before shooting the exhaust port.

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 2 роки тому +31

      Yeah, the similarities to A New Hope are too great to ignore - Honest Trailers focused on that, surprised HISHE missed the opportunity to throw in some sort of reference.

    • @Molson-xg9hs
      @Molson-xg9hs 2 роки тому +22

      @@quillmaurer6563 Pitch Meeting also took that angle, so maybe HISHE left that beat on the cutting room floor.

    • @worldwideinterests1
      @worldwideinterests1 2 роки тому +6

      @@quillmaurer6563It had to be intentional, right?

    • @josh72456
      @josh72456 2 роки тому +5

      @@quillmaurer6563 It would have been too obvious I guess.

    • @darthquigley
      @darthquigley 2 роки тому +12

      @@worldwideinterests1 It's OK for Maverick to copy from Star Wars, because Star Wars copied from 633 Squadron

  • @piotrd.4850
    @piotrd.4850 2 роки тому +790

    Using undefined enemy is about best idea ever - allows for easier self-insert and it is better to root for someone instead of rooting AGAINST someone particular.

    • @sandman_says_runrunner4701
      @sandman_says_runrunner4701 2 роки тому +129

      It also makes it timeless, since "enemies" change over time.

    • @krzysztofiwan4901
      @krzysztofiwan4901 Рік тому +106

      "Undefined" enemy flew F-14 Tomcats. It couldn't be more obvious even if they waved Iranian flag.

    • @calmatt1052
      @calmatt1052 Рік тому +67

      It's Iran. Everyone knows its Iran.

    • @able34bravo37
      @able34bravo37 Рік тому +50

      Except for Iran not having 5th generation fighters. Or Hinds.
      But you know who DOES at least have Hinds, as well as a nuclear program based in snowy mountains?
      North Korea.
      "The enemy" is clearly an amalgamation of Iran and North Korea.

    • @krzysztofiwan4901
      @krzysztofiwan4901 Рік тому +9

      @@able34bravo37 I might be mistaken, but I think they specifically stated it's Indian Ocean.

  • @ducksonpan8763
    @ducksonpan8763 2 роки тому +102

    As soon as he asked "you wanna know why?", i just felt it in my bones the motto of HISHE "Because I'am Batman!!!" being uttered

  • @zayyanhakim747
    @zayyanhakim747 2 роки тому +200

    0:22 the fact that they're angel wings are tomcat wings are probably a comeback to the 1986 movie

    • @codygaming181
      @codygaming181 2 роки тому +2

      Bro i thought it was amazing lol

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah I noticed that😂

    • @SamT-gg8by
      @SamT-gg8by 6 місяців тому +3

      Their

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 6 місяців тому +1

      @@SamT-gg8by
      No it's they're.

    • @SamT-gg8by
      @SamT-gg8by 6 місяців тому +3

      @@harleyb7880 you’re messing with me and it’s hilarious, however “They are angel wings are tomcat wings.” doesn’t make any sense.

  • @albertoquinones1173
    @albertoquinones1173 2 роки тому +149

    I can just imagine the shot of them just watching maverick bank left and right in the f18 while going straight 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fernandogangone7142
    @fernandogangone7142 2 роки тому +42

    "Because I'm Batman" and the "What country are we fighting" killed me.

  • @Mohammed-dy6xb
    @Mohammed-dy6xb 2 роки тому +368

    Excellent work Guys !!
    You've been away for far too long but you've certainly made up for it !!

  • @josie4065
    @josie4065 Рік тому +36

    "On the road to the dangerous part of the sky" had me cackling. I would definitely listen to the full version.

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 2 роки тому +175

    When they reveal Iceman’s passing in the movie, I nearly teared up. Such a beloved character, and Val Kilmer is a national treasure. I hope he gets better soon.

  • @prasenjitmaulik2719
    @prasenjitmaulik2719 2 роки тому +62

    HISHE, you will never be able to top this "Because I'm Batman" ever in future.
    Pure gold guys. Hat's off.

  • @DavidRay_40
    @DavidRay_40 2 роки тому +77

    I knew there would be a "Because I'm Batman" joke the moment Iceman said, "You wanna know why?".

  • @braedynhoward3644
    @braedynhoward3644 2 роки тому +61

    My dad was an F 18 pilot, and is now a civilian fighter pilot who trains the Air Force in air combat. There are a lot of "How it should have ended" scenes in. this movie. Despite that, he loved the movie.

    • @SplashJohn
      @SplashJohn Рік тому +2

      "Civilian fighter pilot"? Um . . .
      ". . . who trains the Air Force in air combat"? Um . . .

    • @braedynhoward3644
      @braedynhoward3644 Рік тому +12

      @@SplashJohn If you knew anything about modern air combat training, you would know that the military (particularly the Air Force) is taught by retired, experienced fighter pilots who work for civilian companies (like Draken International) that own fleets of "civilian" fighter jets. They train the Air Force pilots in all forms of air to air and air to ground, and train them, in complex missions. It's a LOT cheaper than what the military used to do, which is divide their fleet in two and train new pilots against new pilots.

    • @braedynhoward3644
      @braedynhoward3644 Рік тому +5

      @@SplashJohn Yup, you got that right... because thats how the Air Force works now. I would know, my dad was a marine, who is now retired and works on the air force. I literally lived on an Air Force base for several years before I moved out.

    • @Sryofcrv1
      @Sryofcrv1 9 місяців тому +1

      @@SplashJohn it's true, contracting companies hire former Fighter pilots and pay them oodles of money to train new pilots. The government funds them. Source: I am a contractor as well.

  • @TVChannel350
    @TVChannel350 2 роки тому +61

    3:03 “Which is exactly what’s going to happen to you.”

  • @lydiah12
    @lydiah12 Рік тому +30

    "Oh sorry guys, I wasn't listening." Goose is so chill XD
    And Maverick and Rooster's final exchange got me all choked up even in this context : )

  • @rnzafdude
    @rnzafdude 2 роки тому +28

    1:50 now lock the site, fire third wave of tomahawks.
    END OF MOVIE

  • @WgdVids
    @WgdVids 2 роки тому +67

    The two things I thought I'd see this episode:
    1) The potential Star Wars crossover where they say the target is 2 meters wide, and Luke pops in to say he used to bullseye womprats that size.
    2) They land safely on the carrier at the end, only for the ejection seat to kick in as they're congratulating themselves.

    • @dulcimerrafi
      @dulcimerrafi Рік тому +6

      I thought I'd also see a reference to the fact that Maverick and Rooster apparently commit a war crime at the end.

    • @NascarAviationDude
      @NascarAviationDude 5 місяців тому

      Which Is……

  • @tiger_icecoldlive6762
    @tiger_icecoldlive6762 4 місяці тому +3

    - What country are we fighting with?
    - 5th generation Su-57 fighters. Now figure that out!

  • @KalebSDay
    @KalebSDay 2 роки тому +498

    These jokes were well written, I hope they don't fly over anyone's head.

    • @russellholmes3187
      @russellholmes3187 2 роки тому +12

      Whoosh, sorry, to high brow for me, that.
      Nah - that was a good'un, mate :D

    • @GreatDG
      @GreatDG 2 роки тому +7

      I see what you did there

    • @russellholmes3187
      @russellholmes3187 2 роки тому +4

      @@GreatDG Good eyes, well done :D

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 2 роки тому +14

      I know, wouldn't want any of these jokes to miss their target.

    • @robinvictor8507
      @robinvictor8507 2 роки тому +14

      The jokes landed well

  • @tonychan8558
    @tonychan8558 2 роки тому +93

    1:31 PERFECT!!! 'Because I'm Batman' joke will NEVER tire and grow old, and the more obscure places you put it, the funnier!

  • @ethanleung4091
    @ethanleung4091 Рік тому +32

    1:35 that sounded like a genuine laugh from the VA 😂

  • @ashkaunadib7638
    @ashkaunadib7638 2 роки тому +693

    As an Iranian-American (the obvious "villian") I really appreciate the "but What country?!" bit

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 2 роки тому +75

      I mean, if Iran was part of Canada in the winter, then sure. But of course, because the are the ONLY country in the WORLD still fielding US Tomcats, Iran would be the obvious choice for bad guy, except they don't have any 5th generation fighters for the finale (that we know of)

    • @Skiesaremine
      @Skiesaremine 2 роки тому +17

      @@sprinkle61 they can try to obtain it via the recent UAV deal with RU.

    • @flameconvoy7424
      @flameconvoy7424 2 роки тому +113

      Felt they were going for “Russians but we can’t call them Russians” with the snowy mountains next to the ocean

    • @UntakenNick
      @UntakenNick 2 роки тому +73

      Well, it's obviously not Russia since preventing them from building nuclear weapons is a ship that sailed long ago. The snowy mountains confining with the ocean is a dead giveaway that it's Iran.

    • @avataraarow
      @avataraarow 2 роки тому +37

      I feel like it’s kind of meant to be a blend of Iran and Russia. Like if Russia didn’t have already have nukes, but still had the snowy climates and their modern planes

  • @mattfromwiisports4910
    @mattfromwiisports4910 2 роки тому +287

    The best part was when they could’ve used guided missiles to take out the Sam sites. Or just used a few expendable drones. Or used stealth. But you know , Tom Cruise.

    • @michaelpipkin9942
      @michaelpipkin9942 2 роки тому +64

      I'm surprised he didn't ride a motorcycle through the canyon....

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 роки тому +4

      @@michaelpipkin9942 I think you mean hang off the side of one airplane while he's flying another airplane?

    • @proy3
      @proy3 2 роки тому +57

      There wouldn't have been a movie in that case. A couple F-35s at high altitude dropping a pair of laser-guided bombs would have been really anticlimactic.

    • @metalmk6839
      @metalmk6839 2 роки тому +2

      Was thinking the very same thing when walking out of the theater 😂

    • @Unknown.Skymaster
      @Unknown.Skymaster 2 роки тому +57

      not quite. The Tomahawk missile is detectable by radar so they would be intercepted by the same SAMS in less than 20 seconds after they entered their airspace. also there in the briefing, there are at least 20+ SAM sites pinged. each has 4 missiles which means that at least 80 drones would have to become targets the insure they used up all their missiles. and they would have to be similar in size to an aircraft to be detected. and while yes the US does have more than 800+ drones at its disposal. the one Aircraft carrier (the one in the film is USS Roosevelt) while able to launch a few drones would not be able to carry all 80 needed for what you suggest.

  • @violetsapphire952
    @violetsapphire952 2 роки тому +73

    In defence of the movie, lots of modern SAM launchers can shoot down cruise missiles. Probably wouldn't have hurt to force them to waste a bunch of their ammo though.

    • @Cpt_Boony_Hat
      @Cpt_Boony_Hat 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah I was thinking that then I remembered oh yeah we can shoot missiles down as well. How many Tomhawks did they send on the airstrip and how many does 1 Tico and 2 Burke’s have on hand

    • @yuukibr5959
      @yuukibr5959 2 роки тому +11

      @@Cpt_Boony_Hatexcept those SAM's used in the movie are 1ST GENERATION SAM'S

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin Рік тому +3

      @@yuukibr5959
      The model is used because they're big and intimidating.

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin Рік тому +1

      @@Cpt_Boony_Hat Somewhere around a hundred, hundred fifty
      Ground strike load out might be 200 total.

    • @BoraHorzaGobuchul
      @BoraHorzaGobuchul Рік тому +2

      SAMs used in the movie are old. They would such at sitting down NoE-flying tomahawks.
      Also, one could deplete SAMs with TALD/MALD. Or just old-school wild weasel.

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight 2 роки тому +17

    "The Enemy" was used to refer to the bad guys so much in the film that I half expected Cobra Commander to be teased in a mid-credit scene. LOL

  • @tukee1214
    @tukee1214 2 роки тому +31

    I absolutely love that their angel wings are the air intakes and wings of an f-14 Tomcat. It caught me off guard and got laugh out of me.

  • @tge2102
    @tge2102 Рік тому +14

    1:41 hishe team actually drew the outline of a ticonderoga class cruiser, I'm impressed by the attention to detail there

    • @silverhawkflash
      @silverhawkflash 11 місяців тому +1

      Also the accurate aerial threat symbols on the radar.

  • @thisusernamewasnttakensomehow
    @thisusernamewasnttakensomehow 2 роки тому +509

    I liked the part where Maverick said his famous catchphrase, *It’s Gunnin’ time* and proceeded to top all over the bad guys, truly one of the sequels of all time.

    • @mr.movieandtvguy5310
      @mr.movieandtvguy5310 2 роки тому +22

      Stop! He did not say that! Also stop with the It's Morbin Time joke! It's getting really annoying!

    • @Befuddled_Ostrich
      @Befuddled_Ostrich 2 роки тому +40

      @@mr.movieandtvguy5310 We must not have watched the same movie, I have a clear memory of this happening.

    • @mr.movieandtvguy5310
      @mr.movieandtvguy5310 2 роки тому +3

      @@Befuddled_Ostrich It didn't! I know because I watched it many times! There's only one version of Top Gun: Maverick!

    • @RED-47
      @RED-47 2 роки тому +14

      @@mr.movieandtvguy5310 lmao someone is getting saucy

    • @mr.movieandtvguy5310
      @mr.movieandtvguy5310 2 роки тому +7

      @@RED-47 I'm just trying to say that this joke needs to end. It was funny at first but now I hear it everywhere. It needs to end

  • @gregorygannon2839
    @gregorygannon2839 2 роки тому +25

    Great Job! As a Navy Veteran who wasn’t on a Carrier. I loved seeing the Tomahawks launch in the movie and on HISHE!!!

  • @amoghmanuachar7015
    @amoghmanuachar7015 Рік тому +13

    0:20 I like how you've had the angel wings to be that of a fighter jet

  • @johnharris6655
    @johnharris6655 2 роки тому +5

    After the 2nd Tomahawk launch "Now launch a wave of F-35 fighters for air cover to go those guys off Maverick." I have watched a lot of UA-cam channels with former Navy pilots who says a lot of the military stuff does not happen, but they still love this movie.

    • @boboboy8189
      @boboboy8189 2 роки тому

      Of course they love it, US win at the end

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 2 роки тому +51

    Ok, that Val Kilmer Batman joke killed me. Loved his final interaction with Maverick :)

    • @Newt2799
      @Newt2799 2 роки тому +1

      @Seth Torres Personal I didn’t think so at first then I found out the same actor actually played Batman. So it’s decently funny I’d say

    • @ryukishi07thecreator70
      @ryukishi07thecreator70 2 роки тому +2

      @@Newt2799 You need to watch all the Batman movies, you're missing out.

    • @Newt2799
      @Newt2799 2 роки тому +1

      @@ryukishi07thecreator70 I just watched Batman Forever. Honestly better than I expected. Jim Carey was a fun riddler too lol

  • @reetombera9288
    @reetombera9288 9 місяців тому +1

    5th Generation Fighters this, 5th Generation Fighters that...
    There shoulda been a clip of a field of untouched F-22 Raptors sitting around asking "Uhhh guys? You sure we can't fly just this ONE mission?"

  • @ChrisDaArtist
    @ChrisDaArtist 2 роки тому +28

    Dropping that bomb blind was the most badass thing ever

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest 2 роки тому +20

    Me throughout the entire movie:
    Who are they fighting anyway?
    The movie:
    Hey, done or worry about it.

    • @Seastallion
      @Seastallion 2 роки тому

      That only ONE country in the entire world actually has functional F-14 Tomcats made it super obvious to those who know...
      Iran.

    • @VNtergon
      @VNtergon 2 роки тому +1

      I found it nice that they never mentioned a country and just focused on the aviation part of it. In todays world it kinda feels refreshing

    • @josh72456
      @josh72456 2 роки тому

      @@VNtergon Refreshing? people admit it's a remake of Star Wars.

    • @VNtergon
      @VNtergon 2 роки тому

      @@josh72456 nah. Its a commercial military aviation. Even russian pilots liked it. Sure there are things in it that are more Star Wars then reality, but it was still fun instead of being a propaganda movie. bTW, whats most star wars for you in it?)

    • @josh72456
      @josh72456 2 роки тому

      @@VNtergon The borrowed dialogue I just cringed a bit and of course the aerial sequences are callbacks to the Death Star battle just like the dialogue.

  • @xAeroSpaceKnightx
    @xAeroSpaceKnightx Рік тому +16

    God could you imagine if Val actually said those lines as a blooper joke.

  • @jeroenmaes6659
    @jeroenmaes6659 2 роки тому +21

    Possibly one of the best HISHE's i've seen in a long time. Well done you guys! Was especially a fan of the ever-increasing amount of people in heaven joke

  • @newhorizon1355
    @newhorizon1355 2 роки тому +55

    2:12 This scene has ruined my top gun movie experience. Can never view it the same way. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @o.ruoroch9869
    @o.ruoroch9869 2 роки тому +136

    Maverick was hands down one of the best movies of 2022. So entertaining! :D

    • @Samonti-ns6od
      @Samonti-ns6od 2 роки тому +4

      *best Movie
      *one of the best Sequal

    • @huyxiun2085
      @huyxiun2085 Рік тому +2

      It truely was a boring year indeed.

    • @robertmcnearny9222
      @robertmcnearny9222 Рік тому

      All this says is how bd the 2022 season for movies was.

  • @polreamonn
    @polreamonn 2 роки тому +30

    Val Kilmer is indeed Batman. And with that laugh, Tom Cruise is definitely the Joker.

  • @samuelcolton4173
    @samuelcolton4173 2 роки тому +70

    Apparently somebody actually survived a crash like the Dark Star crash in the opening 🤔 he was like… really injured, but… 😂

    • @Darius-scifieart
      @Darius-scifieart Рік тому +14

      Yep, Bill Weaver in 1966 bailed out of an SR-71 at 78,000 feet. He survived and only died last year.

    • @anguscovoflyer95
      @anguscovoflyer95 Рік тому +2

      @@Darius-scifieart yeah but darkstar was flying at mach 10, SR-71 flies at mach 3.

    • @Darius-scifieart
      @Darius-scifieart Рік тому +1

      @@anguscovoflyer95 @qantaspilot95 I'm aware. But it wouldn't really matter as much as one might think. From your username I can probably guess you know about the concept of true airspeed. How as the air gets thinner at higher altitudes. Aircraft can fly faster over ground while experiencing comparable pressure.
      The maximum altitude of the SR-71 is 85,000 ft. Whereas the x-43, an unmanned aircraft actually capable of Mach 10. Reached that speed at 110,000 ft.
      A quick Google search found that the air pressure at 80,000 ft is .34 psi.
      Whereas the pressure at 110,000 ft is only .103 psi.
      Around a third the pressure. So the true airspeed experienced by an aircraft. Or unlucky pilot forced to bail at Mach 10 would really be about the same as an aircraft at Mach 3.3

    • @RogueAI
      @RogueAI Рік тому

      It could have had a breakaway cockpit instead of a standard ejection seat.

    • @anguscovoflyer95
      @anguscovoflyer95 Рік тому

      @@RogueAI perhaps

  • @ocboy5163
    @ocboy5163 2 роки тому +23

    That “Because I’m Batman!” gag with Val Kilmer was probably the best joke they have ever done!

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 2 роки тому +74

    No matter how dysfunctional the internet gets, HISHE will always be there to make us smile laugh. Thank you for another hilarious video - look forward to Wakanda Forever!

  • @charlyrossier3415
    @charlyrossier3415 2 роки тому +51

    0:32, Phoenix is right to ask. In the first film, it was clear that the enemies were Russian "MiG-28" (they could say it because they were sure the Russians won't see the film) but in this one there is no mention of any country, to avoid any polemics. But a good eye will see that the 5th Gen jets are Russian Su-57.

    • @bc_011
      @bc_011 2 роки тому +8

      Doesn't mean they were russian. They could've been exported to somewhere else.

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 2 роки тому +7

      @@bc_011 Has Russia ever exported any Su-57 fighters ? The only country in the world with functional F14 Tomcats is Iran, but their snow-covered mountain ranges are few...

    • @bc_011
      @bc_011 2 роки тому

      @@sprinkle61 true true...

    • @sanjayraju988
      @sanjayraju988 Рік тому +5

      It was Iran, as there was an F14 tomcat in their hangar.

    • @mindtraveller100
      @mindtraveller100 Рік тому +3

      @DanishDrakens729 It was Iran in both movies.

  • @PROGAMING-vt1kf
    @PROGAMING-vt1kf 2 роки тому +10

    I like how all of them have Jet wings instead of Angel Wings in Heaven.

  • @IaMaPh1991
    @IaMaPh1991 2 роки тому +10

    The lack of gags from that final dogfight has me seriously bummed.
    So many pilots watched that scene and went "aaaand they're dead" about a dozen times

  • @firelordsozin8308
    @firelordsozin8308 2 роки тому +13

    I just noticed the characters had jet wings as angels.

    • @JoeyMartz
      @JoeyMartz Рік тому

      good catch! didnt notice....

  • @ishraqtalukder4518
    @ishraqtalukder4518 2 роки тому +17

    We feel the need for Saturday speed for Hishe’s latest episode with this year’s biggest films ever to happen to be a best sequel.

  • @azj_
    @azj_ 2 роки тому +5

    Phoenix: What country are we fighting here?
    Maverick: Iran
    Phoenix: Oh ok
    *THE TRUTH ENDING 🗿*

  • @jamesm2078
    @jamesm2078 Рік тому +27

    All the times Maverick died and went to heaven were funny 😂

    • @markoj3512
      @markoj3512 Рік тому +1

      oh sorry fellas I wasn't listening 🤣

  • @1craley878
    @1craley878 2 роки тому +6

    I knew the "because I'm batman " was coming but it was still awesome

  • @davidshillaker7578
    @davidshillaker7578 2 роки тому +10

    When Ice said "you wanna know why?" I knew exactly what was coming and I wasn't disappointed

  • @joemcduck2748
    @joemcduck2748 2 роки тому +18

    It’s amazing to see that they are still going strong!

  • @salmanawan980
    @salmanawan980 2 роки тому +13

    Ice: who is the better pilot?
    Mav: let’s not ruin this awesome relationship
    Ice: I am . Do you know why? Because I’m Batman

  • @simonelabuschagne3731
    @simonelabuschagne3731 2 роки тому +5

    I love the way iceman just types I am Batman and than Maverick laughs

  • @seanlavelle344
    @seanlavelle344 10 місяців тому +1

    "Seriously what country are we fighting?"
    The movie does give some major hints. The only country flying F 14's today. Wants to develop nuclear weapons, Uses Soviet/Russian made weapons, has mountains close the ocean... It dawned on me as I-RAN to the bathroom.

  • @scrimpishimp4857
    @scrimpishimp4857 2 роки тому +90

    To be fair, the missile dodging thing, while cool, also left that 5-Gen fighter wide open for Mav's machine guns, so the movie also could have ended there.

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 2 роки тому +34

      Yeah,that sort of maneuver is an airshow trick and nothing more.

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 2 роки тому +23

      The Su-57 shoulda gotten missile lock alert. It would have had atleast some sort of countermeasures

    • @rockyroadmagic4152
      @rockyroadmagic4152 2 роки тому +9

      i thought he already used up the last of his ammo taking out the second jet?

    • @afarrel3195
      @afarrel3195 2 роки тому +4

      @@rockyroadmagic4152 that is the second jet

    • @rockyroadmagic4152
      @rockyroadmagic4152 2 роки тому +1

      @@afarrel3195 oh you meant in the actual movie. I thought you were referring to the hishe where the third one does the same thing

  • @josephogodja
    @josephogodja 2 роки тому +10

    The gag "Because I'm Batman" makes me laugh enough even in Top Gun. It'll never get old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @classifiedveteran9879
    @classifiedveteran9879 8 місяців тому +4

    I think the biggest plot hole is when they are discussing the GPS jammers countering the F-35 stealth fighter forcing them to go with F-18 is the biggest issue. The F-35 isn't countered by GPS jammers, and can designate targets with it's laser, which it comes with.
    The F-35 has the capability to internally carry the 2,000 pound HVPW bunker buster bomb that could certainly replace the that ridiculous double bomb _"teamwork!"_ maneuver.
    On a military level there are so many flaws that this shouldn't be called a _"war movie"_ anymore. It's literally a _"civilian-grade fighter plane fantasy"_ at this point. Just making stuff up! 🙄

    • @Ryuu1010YT
      @Ryuu1010YT 6 місяців тому

      that is not f35 it's Su-57

    • @project-gladiator
      @project-gladiator 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Ryuu1010YTHe is refering to the fact the Americans used F-18s instead of F-35s, the main american 5th gen fighter.

  • @eldorados_lost_searcher
    @eldorados_lost_searcher 2 роки тому +5

    Favorite parts: "Because I'm Batman" and Mav's wheezy laugh.

  • @deltawolf8636
    @deltawolf8636 2 роки тому +15

    I like how both Pitch Meeting & HISHE pointed out that they never mentioned which enemy they were fighting or who built the secret base

    • @fenrir834
      @fenrir834 2 роки тому +1

      it is evident that the country is russia

    • @MrRJH90
      @MrRJH90 2 роки тому +4

      It's clearly Iran I'm not sure why people think it's Russia as they already have a nuclear program and are a permanent member of the united nations plus they don't have many mountains especially near their coastline.

    • @jaydeleon8094
      @jaydeleon8094 2 роки тому

      @@fenrir834 they make it a point that its not an actual country, and even the area's its staged in is the middle of the ocean.

  • @sarahwhelen2924
    @sarahwhelen2924 2 роки тому +17

    2:33 Everyone just to let you know this is not the flat spin or the "cObRa SpIn" It's the Kvochurs Bell maneuver.

    • @Andrey_Gysev
      @Andrey_Gysev 8 місяців тому

      No its not. Its Pugachev’s Cobra.

    • @rainbowsong909
      @rainbowsong909 5 місяців тому

      @@Andrey_Gysev In the movie, it's Kvochurs Bell maneuver. The director confirmed it. The cobra maneuver is pointing nose up, breaking midair, and then pointing nose back down to be behind the aircraft that was previously behind you. The Kvochurs Bell maneuver is similar except you flatspin after breaking.

  • @haroldkoo2904
    @haroldkoo2904 2 роки тому +22

    omg the part where they ask which country the fighters are fighting against was so relatable... i was asking myself the same question the whole movie

    • @Devlinsky
      @Devlinsky 2 роки тому +5

      Unlike the original top gun, this one did not have the intention of pointing fingers at certain countries like Russia or North Korea or any country western bastions may see as threats. By keeping the “enemy” coated in black with visors and no name it didn’t offend or make threats towards anyone in real life

    • @AthenianOwl237
      @AthenianOwl237 2 роки тому +10

      If you really want to know-the answer is Iran. They are the only nation still using F-14s (plus the terrain and nuclear focus fits).

    • @TheResilient5689
      @TheResilient5689 Рік тому +3

      @@AthenianOwl237 Yeah, I thought as much. IRL though they’d never fly the SU-57 because a) there’s no export version available yet and b) there aren’t even more than 20 of those fighters in active service now anyways, and ALL of them are with Russia.

    • @justsaiyansteve
      @justsaiyansteve Рік тому +1

      I can't wait for Top Gun 3, SIXTH generation fighters!!!!! DRONES!!!!!

    • @Xenomorphine
      @Xenomorphine Рік тому

      Only one country, aside from the US, has ever had F-14s and still operates them, along with having mountainous areas with a covert nuclear programme.
      They didn't need to specify Iran, because it was obvious enough.

  • @StarFoxHeroSJ
    @StarFoxHeroSJ 2 роки тому +15

    "Which country are we fighting?"
    "Well obviously Iran, you weren't paying attention when I said they still have Tomcats."
    All jokes aside, great video.

    • @aniketyadav7147
      @aniketyadav7147 2 роки тому

      Iran don't have icey terrain so highly unlikely

    • @fenrir834
      @fenrir834 2 роки тому

      @@aniketyadav7147 the tomcats were Iranian, and they were fighting for Russia

    • @aniketyadav7147
      @aniketyadav7147 2 роки тому

      @@fenrir834 yeah maybe it's Russia

    • @chadzahirshah2588
      @chadzahirshah2588 2 роки тому +3

      @@aniketyadav7147 It’s Iran. Iran is the only other country rn that’s attempting to harness nuclear power so they can get nuclear weapons. Hence the goal of the movie to destroy uranium enrichment centers.

    • @boboboy8189
      @boboboy8189 2 роки тому

      @@chadzahirshah2588 so where this icy mountain came from?

  • @ThaboVumase
    @ThaboVumase 11 місяців тому +2

    Mav: Uhm..talk to me Goose
    Rooster: No! talk to me dad
    Mav: No, talk to me
    Rooster: No..meee!
    Mav: Me first.
    Rooster in frustration: argghhhh!!

  • @Havohei
    @Havohei 2 роки тому +10

    Only HISHE can make a good Batman Forever joke 👍🤣🤣🤣

  • @H3ntaig33K
    @H3ntaig33K 2 роки тому +4

    I love how they have F14 Wings as angels lol

  • @SilverSpoon_
    @SilverSpoon_ Рік тому

    «what country»
    «Okay okay. it's Canada.»

  • @aniketupadhyay
    @aniketupadhyay 2 роки тому +9

    ah yes "military propaganda served on a silver platter- the sequel" HISHE. Been waiting was this one

  • @kallewardracing
    @kallewardracing 2 роки тому +9

    Like everyone else, I loved this one, especially the "Because I'm Batman" moment that might never be topped.

  • @beastalchemistVA
    @beastalchemistVA Рік тому +1

    I love the line "I can go as low as you, sir! And that's saying something!" Such an unexpected burn!

  • @Ms.Divine2024
    @Ms.Divine2024 2 роки тому +10

    That sense was crazy 2:22

  • @chaldaei1943
    @chaldaei1943 2 роки тому +12

    Always love your content and artwork!

  • @AkramENZO
    @AkramENZO Рік тому +2

    This episode was the best ! 😂😂😂😂 The tire squeal sound got me when he dodged the missile 😂😂😂😂😂
    Thank you!

  • @fenrir834
    @fenrir834 2 роки тому +5

    What bugged me the most was that they did not use f35 and made a bogus reason about gps jamming, while they could have made a very plausible reason that f35Cs have not been inducted in that many numbers as we have now and that F35Cs where on just one aircraft carrier which was far really far away from the required location

  • @KhoaTV
    @KhoaTV 2 роки тому +6

    I wasn’t expecting this video at all! Great video, HISHE as always! ❤

  • @james04lb
    @james04lb Рік тому +1

    I thought Rooster was going to eject and kiss the canopy.... like his dad.

  • @nreaction
    @nreaction 2 роки тому +4

    "because im batman" caught me offguard! lmfao! 🤭

  • @DhakaiyaHunter
    @DhakaiyaHunter 2 роки тому +7

    HISHE... Please never change!

  • @nietofabian83
    @nietofabian83 8 місяців тому +2

    In a real life situation:
    8 x F-18 SEAD Mission with AGM-88 HARM
    4 x F-18 Ground Attack with Laser Guided Bombs
    4 x F-18 or F-35 Air Superiority
    2 x EA-18G Growler EW
    A lot of Tomahawks
    But come on, It's just a movie and a very good one.

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 2 роки тому +8

    I always thought it was funny how maverick blowing up the plane proves that drones don’t make mistakes