"Doctor say i will be going in for an operations now,And the doctor say i will Die." I can only imagine how this would have happened in the real world. Doctor: "PASTOR, good news, we can operate your cancer." PASTOR John Mike: "That's great, friend in Christ!" Doctor "However, you will die. Please find a random stranger on the internet to safeguard your money." PASTOR John Mike: "Will do!"
@@AtomicShrimp You should try the drug called catamaran detergent. I heard it cures everything! You just need to pay a small shipping fee of $350 USD Dollars.
In many languages across the world the descriptor goes after the noun. This is not the case in English. It is the case in Welsh and many other languages. I suspect it's a translation issue. In Welsh, as an example, you would say car green instead of green car (car gwyrdd)
@@Stettafire On top of that, there's also the fact that "Cancer" doesn't work as an adjective. "I'm sorry to tell you, but I have disease cancer", is also going to score you a violation of verbal normality penalty.
@@aurorusidk People who don't want to kill two birds with one stone, want to kill one stone with two birds. Presumably each bird would kill half the stone.
@@aurorusidk We've been having troubles with a pesky pigeon that keeps taking all the bird food from the bird table. Would somebody who is experienced in killing birds with stones please help me, ? I'm sorry it's only one bird and not two so I can only offer payment for one bird and not two and I hope this is not a waste of your skills but if you are lucky there might be two birds so you can be rest assured that your skill does not get awasted. Thanks in adfence !
"which is why we are entrusting you, random internet stranger who for all we know may or may not be a Christian, with this estate". I don't see any red flags in this. Nope, it's obviously completely legit.
It's such a minor touch, but I absolutely love how the album says "The Sounds of John Barosa" but you pronounce it "Warosa". It's the icing on an already delicious cake
"I will be going in for an operations now, And the doctor say I will Die" Then why is the operation needed if he will die anyway, or maybe the surgeon is aware of how bad he is at operations, but then again why would he be a surgeon in the first place then.... Now my head hurts
@@AndersGehtsdochauch "Hello my dear friend. I am a doctor and an expert in the field of cancer disease. I have an offer for you that may save your life...." Not that I'd advocate for scamming the scammer, of course not :P
**Employees working in a shipping warehouse** "Hey, this package looks interesting. It's plated with actual gold, think there might be a large sum of money inside?" "Nah, it's declared as only containing gold bars, nothing valuable."
God this was hilarious “I did not want to disclose the amount of money, so I stored it in gold boxes and labeled it as gold bars inside instead of notes” Pure gold (no pun intended)
Customs Agent 1: "My friend, do you think they might smuggle money in those gold boxes?" Customs Agent 2: "No, rest assured, no soul would ever put money into a gold box - and we know the gold box and gold bars inside are worthless, so there is no need to charge a duty tax."
suggestion: pretend like youre already a very wealthy person so the prize dosent really matter that much to you. it might keep the scammers on hook longer because of what they could potentially get out of you.
Good idea and when the scammer finally convinces you to take the $4.5 million or whatever, just casually mention that you will instruct your lawyer to pay the advance fee, as you don't like to concern yourself with annoying activities, such as standing in line at Western Union. Just throw that bit in there casually, like it's no big deal, cause onviously a very rich person would not do such things themselves.
i figured they'd copy pasted an article about an actual woman named Dejana (which they did, a female thank commander in bosnia, hence the weird military tank part) but how they managed to turn what i presume was alpinism into albinism I'll never know
@@pavivier Might be something to do with the languages they translated it through, I know some middle eastern languages either lack the hard P sound entirely or make no distinction between it and the B sound, my guess would be the scammer spoke one of those languages. Possibly Arabic as the woman they were impersonating was Bosnian, and due to Bosnia being a predominantly Muslim country many people there know Arabic.
Dear Mange Tout, your video was well received, I can see that you are an honest man. However, I would love to see even more of these, even from scammers who dumped you. These are just as good as your regular scambaiting videos so keep em coming! If you would like to go through with this proposal please enter your social security number in the form below, otherwise there's also a rejection form right beneath. May gods rest be assured in peace Mr. Rev. Daniel
Real answer - the song was done by Eric Castiglia, so the info is over there. Here's the important links, though: Bandcamp: castigliaeric.bandcamp.com/releases Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3yb4YKBpOrtWT9J72k1fHN Google Play: play.google.com/store/music/album/Eric_Castiglia_From_the_Soul_Called_Mr_Eric_Castig?id=Blygxysuikllxz3ceb2fin7en2m UA-cam channel: ua-cam.com/channels/YG5IeOWfHhYcndxFHy6OJA.html Rickroll: ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html Edit: That's what I get for posting a comment before watching the entire video all the way through. Still, all these songs really exist and you can really buy them.
I got a scam email the other day and the temptation to bait them has followed me ever since, but I wouldn't have the first clue how to waste their time to my full potential
Atomic Shrimp has a couple of videos where they discuss this, but as a basic note you don't want to respond from the email you got it to unless it is a specific spam email, as doing so will tell the scammers that the email is acrive and they'll send more.
@@LycanFayn Yeah it is my main email account which puts me off but it is a dedicated spam email in the spam folder, and of course I would never click on the links they sent, I just want to screw with them
@@Paul.Crossland then just make a new email address just for that. with a random name and best a provider you don't normally use. then with this new account you just send a reply to the address you got. to ensure you will get other spam to your new address you could also make accounts on erotic websites or so that normally sell the email addresses or get hscked often, so that the address will be forwarded to scammers. make sure that the address and your fake name has nothing thaf relates to you in any way.
HerryMike is probably the funniest fake name you’ve been given yet. I am audibly giggling every few minutes as “HerryMike Riddering” crosses my mind again.
YAY more scam baiting!!! By the way, you should consider using a new tactic in your efforts to mess with the scammers head: towards the end of the bait, stop responding to the scammer for about a week, then email them from a new email, claiming to be an associate of your former character - tell the scammer that your partner( the character you were previously acting as) died in an unfortunate accident, and make the scammers start all over again, claiming that you cant send them money until they fully explain the scam again to your new character... Of course don't make it easy for them the second time! EDIT: thanks for a hundred likes!
If that did work, it be great for him to keep it going and have the 2nd character "die" so a 3rd character can make the scammer start again, and so on and so on. 😸
@@pcbros8671 he made a video where he constantly delegated to other people (other accounts) so the scammer had to start again every time IIRC he also made one where the character died and the scheme was picked up by his wife or attorney
I appreciate how you always take the chance to remind people that you should never share your personal info with strangers on the internet! I was watching your scambaiting videos and you always do that. Props to you!
12:08 I absolutely LOVE the subtle dystopian reality among all these scam emails where there was a time on UA-cam where you couldn't even mention the C-word without getting defunded.
4:18 "Kill two birds with a stone" sounds like he just bashed each bird to death with the stone. Also "dear mange tout in christ" sounds like someone got greedy taking communion.
I love the way you conduct your comedy, most UA-camrs would obnoxiously repeat and linger on each mistake until it stops being funny, whereas you work it into your responses in ways that not only satisfy but also show that you pay attention to detail - sometimes even a few messages down the line. Gotta love these narratives.
I feel like the John Mike one might have been a troll who got your email address somehow. The whole thing about, "They don't know the gold-plated container contains money, I told them it was full of gold bars" was a bit much, and somehow the spelling/mistranslations seemed even worse than most actual scammers, like a troll who was trying too hard.
I think it’s more likely they were just copying and pasting translations like usual and another script was about a shipment of gold bars (the gold bars being in brackets seems like they’d originally put smth like ‘insert word here’ and then not taken the brackets away... maybe I’m overthinking this 😭)
I was just watching an episode of, appropriately enough, Rip-Off Britain, and a lady on that, presumably a native English speaker, said "Be rest assured". It kind of threw me.
This is the first vid where you actually lost your composure and laughed when they mentioned delivering the money in golden boxes that he told the mailing service was bars of gold.
As a point of interest, I think I can shed some light on the phrase, "I'd like to ask a question" - since it opens the door for a long diversion from the main topic at hand, it can be nice to give whoever you're asking a chance to ask you to wait a bit, so they can finish their own point and then shift gears to whatever rabbit hole the question might bring. If it's a short question, I totally get how that can be a frustrating thing! But I've found it helps keep the pace of discussions (especially ones with a lot of technical or winding explanations) to be a more mutually agreed on thing. In the case of scambaiting though?? Brilliant. Just thought I'd share in case you ever wondered what use the phrase could have. Thanks for the vids as always !
This is probably just a part of the practical "How to Scam via Email for Dummies - now includes prewritten example forms" handbook distributed via some forum or other.
Seems to be a popular tactic of all the scammers. I guess they think if someone is gullible enough to believe in something without evidence, or they think the stories of the Bible are anything but fiction, they are more susceptible to falling for a scam. Also, they probably think it gives them more legitimacy as for some reason people think religious people have more morals than non.
I don’t think the laugh at 5:40 was deliberately added for our entertainment. I think he genuinely just cracked up as he was reading it back again. Ah, gold plated boxes.
5:39 - Ahh, finally, Atomic Shrimp corpsing, what a rare find! Gotta put it on the shelf next to the Antonio Stella bottom tile, that should compliment it nicely. =)
6:46 If you pause there you can read how heroic she was, she was one of the 7 woman who jumped from The Old Bridge. Hahaha its not like people jump every day there in the river below. I live there.
this is by far the best episode of scammers who dumped me. i've watched this video many times over the past 2 years and the gold plated box gets me every time
I just love your scambaiting. You are messing with the scammers but never give up the moral high-ground by insulting their person or something like that. It's very commendable!
There were several scammers in here who played up the religious thing. I'd still love to see what would happen if you distracted from the scam by making religion the focal point.
19:52 The most brilliant line of questioning I've ever read in my life!!! "So, if I am understanding you correctly..... And by extension, I will be always was now?" LMFAO
You've inspired me to make my own scambaiting videos, so thanks a bunch for doing what you're doing! Scambaiting doesn't always work out video-quality, but it's all in good fun.
I started watching because of these Scam baiting videos but I subscribed and continued watching because of all the other weird and interesting videos you do. I enjoy the variety!
Eric Castiglia and you do make a good team. As for the scammers, shame when they don't bite - it's a delightful thing when you manage to really waste their time.
i assumes he named himself after the variety of green beans unless i’m remembering their name wrong edit: indeed, mangetout is another name for sugar snap peas
I love your show. It’s like a story book reading, where I could just kick back and listen to you terrorise these scammers. But it be good if you could do more shut them down.
Man, scambaiting is really an art isnt it? You have to constantly think about not giving them too much info so they cant improve their scams yet still manage to somehow one up them and waste their time. I love it. Keep it up mate.
Scammers don't try to improve their scams as much anymore because anyone who is willing and able to take the time to read the whole thing would see their scams for what they are. They want people who are vulnerable and are either too confused, distressed, elderly or a combination of the three to do so.
@JanusHoW Well plus there's only so much you can improve anyway but there are things scammers can learn to make it harder for them to be tricked or to make it easier for them to scam. I.e what to say for best effect, how to spot Vms, etc.
I got a phone call yesterday from someone who said they were from my health insurance, mentioning it by name. He said they were doing a survey. He rambled on a lot, which seemed strange. I was tired and all I could think to say was, "Okay." (I've been watching too many of your videos.) The first thing he did was ask me to verify my name, address and birthdate, which just seemed off to me (why would my insurance company call me to ask that?) So I hung up. Then I remembered that a computer had been stolen from a local health insurance office that probably had my name and phone number (along with thousands of others) on it. I appreciate how you keep repeating advice not to give personal information to strangers, and I thank you for saving me from a phone scam.
Wrong, you get free lunchs if you specify information's please; NAME.... ADERESS.... TELEPHONE.... IDENTIFICATION.... Thank you for time, Father Reverand Johnathan Johnston
6:46 thats one hell of an attempt at a scam (worth pausing btw) thanks for the upload, i don't think i'll ever get bored of you scam-bait content it's great stuff.
Damn, sad that you got dumped...make sure to take some time for yourself and get over this. Don't force yourself to make content when you have had so many relationships with these scammers broken
Nothing better to conceal money in than a gold plated box, declared as gold bars. Works every time in my experience...
It never worked for me, until I started filling the boxes with lead.
Nobody will know
I keep my money in gold plated boxes and leave them around my house.
I'm lying. I don't have any money. Or gold plated boxes.
Everyone who replied is painfully unfunny
Dip Space
me gold...
Damn his doctors are stone cold. They didn't say "it's not looking good" or "the chances aren't great" they just straight up told him he's gonna die.
"We're going to perform an operation, during which you will die..."
At the very least I hope it's covered by his insurance
@@AtomicShrimp Maybe it's a euthenisation?
Any good doctor would absolutely send you into operation, especially if it will end in your death.
@@AtomicShrimp They are clearly in deep with the Neapolitan Mafia.
"Doctor say i will be going in for an operations now,And the doctor say i will Die."
I can only imagine how this would have happened in the real world.
Doctor: "PASTOR, good news, we can operate your cancer."
PASTOR John Mike: "That's great, friend in Christ!"
Doctor "However, you will die. Please find a random stranger on the internet to safeguard your money."
PASTOR John Mike: "Will do!"
Please sign the consent form for the death operation
Atomic Shrimp Doctors in the 1800s when you got a cut on your arm
“Nurse, prepare the knife for the *D E A T H O P E R A T I O N”*
"But doctor, is Death Operation the appropriate treatment for Cancer Disease? Shouldn't we try Medicine Drug first?"
@@AtomicShrimp no we spent all the funds on really nice engraved knifes.
@@AtomicShrimp You should try the drug called catamaran detergent. I heard it cures everything! You just need to pay a small shipping fee of $350 USD Dollars.
"My cancer disease."
It's like a soap opera written by children.
episodenull Attaway General
Every episode of House.
Did you give patient medicine drug?
@@AtomicShrimp no but we gave him wholly prayer
In many languages across the world the descriptor goes after the noun. This is not the case in English. It is the case in Welsh and many other languages. I suspect it's a translation issue.
In Welsh, as an example, you would say car green instead of green car (car gwyrdd)
@@Stettafire On top of that, there's also the fact that "Cancer" doesn't work as an adjective. "I'm sorry to tell you, but I have disease cancer", is also going to score you a violation of verbal normality penalty.
This is the first time I heard Atomic Shrimp laugh. That was golden
Pun intended?
5:42
@@GregTingus His laugh was disguised in a gold box full of gold bars inside. Actually, it's cash inside - because that's more valuable.
Watch the video of him trying a fake smartwatch, his laugh had me laughing my head off
He laughed in his video about the least credible scammer he's ever dealt with, he said he made the rake 6 times and everything haha
"However, I wanted to kill two birds with a stone" is a contender for my new favourite mistranslation.
I mean scammers are bad enough as it is, but now they want to kill birds for no reason!?
who doesnt want to kill 2 birds with a stone
@@aurorusidk People who don't want to kill two birds with one stone, want to kill one stone with two birds. Presumably each bird would kill half the stone.
Thanks for your massage
@@aurorusidk We've been having troubles with a pesky pigeon that keeps taking all the bird food from the bird table. Would somebody who is experienced in killing birds with stones please help me, ? I'm sorry it's only one bird and not two so I can only offer payment for one bird and not two and I hope this is not a waste of your skills but if you are lucky there might be two birds so you can be rest assured that your skill does not get awasted.
Thanks in adfence !
'I am going in for an operation. The doctors say I will die.' Well, there's a comfort.
One scammer less in this world, oh my
If he knows he's going to die, then why have an operation? Use that money to do some kind of fun thing.
@@alman54 the operation is designed to kill him lol
@@alman54 that’s why he’s doing it lol
@@bullterriergaming6424 some scammers cant handle being bad scammers
Your deadpan delivery really makes these videos, but you laughing at the gold plated boxes bit was the highlight of this one.
I had literally forgotten that detail was in the script and couldn't control myself when I stumbled across it.
With creativity like that, they could just get a job.
The Neoreformationist Too much work
It's 5:40 in case someone's looking for it too :)
@@mrmeep2047 This TOOK a lot of work
"my late husbands relatives aren't Christians and can't be trusted" has completely caught me off guard and i cant stop laughing
I wonder how he would've responded if you told them you were interested, but that you were an Atheist (or maybe even better, a Satanist)
I don't think it's funny, I think it's highly insulting to us atheists, who are, by definition, more honest than Christians.
@@davidw1518 us atheists can't be trusted. 👀
David W I prefer non believer ;)
"which is why we are entrusting you, random internet stranger who for all we know may or may not be a Christian, with this estate". I don't see any red flags in this. Nope, it's obviously completely legit.
"Are you alive?"
"I am alive"
*"OK"*
Ok
Are you still alive Fermill?
Are you still alive?
@@yesno8273 are you still alive?
@@stop3405 No.
It's such a minor touch, but I absolutely love how the album says "The Sounds of John Barosa" but you pronounce it "Warosa". It's the icing on an already delicious cake
It's clear that Eric will never run out of material for future albums.
He does that often when the name "Barosa" is on the screen.
The Sounds of John Warosa!!! I love me some John Barosa.
No, you misunderstand. It's actually John Barosa's album, but he let's John Warosa use it.
"House of almighty and deaf and dump training centre' this finished me. I can't even work out what it's supposed to mean.
"Dump" is supposed to be "dumb", it would seem. It's no less hilarious for that.
If you're going to take an almighty dump having no sense of hearing would be advantageous . . . also no sense of smell would help too . . .
Maybe it’s a school for practicing priests who are also deaf, and just so happens to be a landfill at the same time.
@@srj34I think they meant dumb as in mute. Deaf and dumb is old phrase for hearing impaired non verbal people.
"I will be going in for an operations now, And the doctor say I will Die"
Then why is the operation needed if he will die anyway, or maybe the surgeon is aware of how bad he is at operations, but then again why would he be a surgeon in the first place then.... Now my head hurts
You should bait him by offering the best palliative care and urge him to pay for it in advance.
@@AndersGehtsdochauch "Hello my dear friend. I am a doctor and an expert in the field of cancer disease. I have an offer for you that may save your life...."
Not that I'd advocate for scamming the scammer, of course not :P
The surgeon is practicing 😂
Apparently you haven't dealt with the US healthcare/insurance system?
@@Stettafire 😀👍👍👍
**Employees working in a shipping warehouse**
"Hey, this package looks interesting. It's plated with actual gold, think there might be a large sum of money inside?"
"Nah, it's declared as only containing gold bars, nothing valuable."
lol
God this was hilarious
“I did not want to disclose the amount of money, so I stored it in gold boxes and labeled it as gold bars inside instead of notes”
Pure gold (no pun intended)
I know right, I laughed so hard, that’s just rich.
Hi thrawn
hi
Thrawn how you doing?
Customs Agent 1: "My friend, do you think they might smuggle money in those gold boxes?"
Customs Agent 2: "No, rest assured, no soul would ever put money into a gold box - and we know the gold box and gold bars inside are worthless, so there is no need to charge a duty tax."
suggestion: pretend like youre already a very wealthy person so the prize dosent really matter that much to you. it might keep the scammers on hook longer because of what they could potentially get out of you.
Good idea and when the scammer finally convinces you to take the $4.5 million or whatever, just casually mention that you will instruct your lawyer to pay the advance fee, as you don't like to concern yourself with annoying activities, such as standing in line at Western Union. Just throw that bit in there casually, like it's no big deal, cause onviously a very rich person would not do such things themselves.
convince scamers starting every email saying: Hello, I am a millionaire
Doctors: "You WILL die".
Also doctors: "Let's operate!"
Also doctors: If you're gonna die anyway, we can still practice this operation without any risk :D
"We're really just curious to see what's inside you at this point."
Starting the autopsy early, I see!
"Dejana does paragliding, sports climbing and albinism." Never knew an inherited lack of pigmentation could be an activity or sport.
Lmao
It's such an enlightening hobby.
i figured they'd copy pasted an article about an actual woman named Dejana (which they did, a female thank commander in bosnia, hence the weird military tank part) but how they managed to turn what i presume was alpinism into albinism I'll never know
@@pavivier Might be something to do with the languages they translated it through, I know some middle eastern languages either lack the hard P sound entirely or make no distinction between it and the B sound, my guess would be the scammer spoke one of those languages. Possibly Arabic as the woman they were impersonating was Bosnian, and due to Bosnia being a predominantly Muslim country many people there know Arabic.
Dear Mange Tout,
your video was well received, I can see that you are an honest man. However, I would love to see even more of these, even from scammers who dumped you. These are just as good as your regular scambaiting videos so keep em coming!
If you would like to go through with this proposal please enter your social security number in the form below, otherwise there's also a rejection form right beneath.
May gods rest be assured in peace
Mr. Rev. Daniel
Ok.
Thank to you, Mr Reverend Father Priest Rabbi Elvis
Is this 100% legal *and* risk free??
*ok*
@Dashnerd 👼 Be rest assured
"Is the a form I can fill in to reject the rejection form?" I was falling out of my chair
lol
John Warosa albums? Where do I send my address, phone number, bank details, and passport scan to sign up!?
Send them right here: ---> ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
Real answer - the song was done by Eric Castiglia, so the info is over there. Here's the important links, though:
Bandcamp: castigliaeric.bandcamp.com/releases
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3yb4YKBpOrtWT9J72k1fHN
Google Play: play.google.com/store/music/album/Eric_Castiglia_From_the_Soul_Called_Mr_Eric_Castig?id=Blygxysuikllxz3ceb2fin7en2m
UA-cam channel: ua-cam.com/channels/YG5IeOWfHhYcndxFHy6OJA.html
Rickroll: ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
Edit: That's what I get for posting a comment before watching the entire video all the way through. Still, all these songs really exist and you can really buy them.
those are the kind of informations you should never sharing with the internet stranger
@@shot-gi6mr how did i know thats what it was going to be lol
@@Fine_i_set_the_handle internet magic
6:40 missed opportunity to say "sorry, no, I doesn't understand english"
I have advantage of being bilingual.
@@brianlav1 I am trilingual so should I be dubble advantage?
How do i make the number blue
Manuel: "Que?" (Sorry, only 40+ might get this one)
I would of gone for "Sorry I speak American"
Have you ever considered reading public domain books for Librivox, or Perhaps doing Podcasts?
I would love to hear stories or poems read by you. Audiobooks. 😁
Atomic shrimp why didn't give a direct answer, please??
@@sweettangerines8182 Yes
He liked it so probably
Yes please
I am waiting,
Hank you for your anti-scam efforts. I can say without exaggeration that they're amazingly adequate.
I’m not Hank.
“I’m not sure if I can help you as my name is not Hank.”
I frequently keep my cash in a box labelled "Gold Bars" to thwart would-be robbers. So far I haven't had any, thank Whale.
The John Barosa album is lit , one of the best songs of decade collected in one place and you don't even have to scam people to hear it
Never heard you 'break' like you did at 5:42 and 6:00 - those moments should be packaged in a gold-plated box!
And disguised as bundles of cash
OK
Declared as gold bars.
Hearing you laugh at the Gold plated box with the Gold bars (to avoid attention) had me lol 😂👍🏻
Very _sneky_
I love how even he could not keep a level voice and had to use that as the best take - it was just so funny.
I got a scam email the other day and the temptation to bait them has followed me ever since, but I wouldn't have the first clue how to waste their time to my full potential
Atomic Shrimp has a couple of videos where they discuss this, but as a basic note you don't want to respond from the email you got it to unless it is a specific spam email, as doing so will tell the scammers that the email is acrive and they'll send more.
@@LycanFayn Yeah it is my main email account which puts me off but it is a dedicated spam email in the spam folder, and of course I would never click on the links they sent, I just want to screw with them
@@Paul.Crossland then just make a new email address just for that. with a random name and best a provider you don't normally use. then with this new account you just send a reply to the address you got. to ensure you will get other spam to your new address you could also make accounts on erotic websites or so that normally sell the email addresses or get hscked often, so that the address will be forwarded to scammers. make sure that the address and your fake name has nothing thaf relates to you in any way.
make a junk email and respond on that email, they never check to see if you got the original email obviously
@@notyou6674 Yeah good idea
"Why do you want to kill birds"
Why was that so funny? It's such a simple joke but it made me actually burst out laughing!
Mange Tout: Why do you want to kill birds? That just seems cruel.
John Mike: I can see that you are an honest person
LMAO
"I am a man of PEACE!", then continues on writing with a threatening tone.
Pure poetry
HerryMike is probably the funniest fake name you’ve been given yet. I am audibly giggling every few minutes as “HerryMike Riddering” crosses my mind again.
"My cancer disease"
Phew, at least it's not aquarius disease
no kidding i have saggitarius,
its caused by my date of birth
@@ulrichkalber9039 🤣
Gemini disease is the worst, I'm always seeing double!
YAY more scam baiting!!!
By the way, you should consider using a new tactic in your efforts to mess with the scammers head: towards the end of the bait, stop responding to the scammer for about a week, then email them from a new email, claiming to be an associate of your former character - tell the scammer that your partner( the character you were previously acting as) died in an unfortunate accident, and make the scammers start all over again, claiming that you cant send them money until they fully explain the scam again to your new character... Of course don't make it easy for them the second time!
EDIT: thanks for a hundred likes!
If that did work, it be great for him to keep it going and have the 2nd character "die" so a 3rd character can make the scammer start again, and so on and so on. 😸
@@feathero3 lol i guess it might work( depends on how desperate and invested is the scammer)...
He already did a version of that
No not really
@@pcbros8671 he made a video where he constantly delegated to other people (other accounts) so the scammer had to start again every time
IIRC he also made one where the character died and the scheme was picked up by his wife or attorney
The Old Customer story feels like how a “cranky” villager from the Animal Crossing series would respond to a scam email
Maybe it was Mr Resetti
OK
Could totally imagine Dobie saying this
“So, where were we?”??
We were discussing the future winner of the Best Album and Best New Artist of 2020!
Meanwhile there is a sad barrister named Warosa with too much money and no one willing to accept it :(
Lisa wong left the chat.
If he invests it in binary options, he will have 5 times the money to give away.
I appreciate how you always take the chance to remind people that you should never share your personal info with strangers on the internet!
I was watching your scambaiting videos and you always do that. Props to you!
12:08 I absolutely LOVE the subtle dystopian reality among all these scam emails where there was a time on UA-cam where you couldn't even mention the C-word without getting defunded.
5:42 Mange Tout breaking character?! 😂
He just couldn't handle the comedy gold XD
@@tatertatertatertatertater *Sad Trombone at the pun*
4:18 "Kill two birds with a stone" sounds like he just bashed each bird to death with the stone.
Also "dear mange tout in christ" sounds like someone got greedy taking communion.
Fed up with eating bread and decided to go for a greener alternative
All good as long as the birds were eaten
If he said kill 2 birds with 1 stone, it wouldn’t be funny, but he said kill 2 birds with a stone instead.
I love the way you conduct your comedy, most UA-camrs would obnoxiously repeat and linger on each mistake until it stops being funny, whereas you work it into your responses in ways that not only satisfy but also show that you pay attention to detail - sometimes even a few messages down the line. Gotta love these narratives.
0:41 looks like this letter hasn't been updated since 2010/2011
16:37 bruh that's so awful theyre disrespecting a dead man's legacy to exploit money.
i can rewatch any of the scambaiting videos without getting bored, thats the sign of a good youtuber
"Dear Mange Tout in Christ" 😂
He’s reached the holiest level
He eats absolutely everything, including the body of Christ...😂😂😂
I was feeling a bit down today. Glad shrimp was here to make me feel better. Gotta hand it to him, he is extremely underrated. Keep it up.
Hearing Shrimp laugh honestly gives me life.
I feel like the John Mike one might have been a troll who got your email address somehow. The whole thing about, "They don't know the gold-plated container contains money, I told them it was full of gold bars" was a bit much, and somehow the spelling/mistranslations seemed even worse than most actual scammers, like a troll who was trying too hard.
Why would a troll give up?
@@KartonRealista2 Trolling remorse?
I think it’s more likely they were just copying and pasting translations like usual and another script was about a shipment of gold bars (the gold bars being in brackets seems like they’d originally put smth like ‘insert word here’ and then not taken the brackets away... maybe I’m overthinking this 😭)
1:10 - Write to the lawyer
"to the lawyer"
Lmao what a troll.
I love how her graduation prompted her to jump from a bridge, but I do wonder about her paragliding, sports climbing and albinism!
"She also does paragliding, sports climbing and albinism".
Woah! The famous albinism sport!
Eirc is the absolute best, the fact that he's having this much fun with the John Barosa/Warosa saga is so heartwarming and it makes me so happy! 💗
"Deaf and dump" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What in the world does dump mean
@@bullterriergaming6424 It’s supposed to be dumb (mute)
15:30 - "Stop calling me 'Old Customer'" - Great delivery, just a hint of righteous indignation.
That "old customer" conversation was the best!
I was just watching an episode of, appropriately enough, Rip-Off Britain, and a lady on that, presumably a native English speaker, said "Be rest assured". It kind of threw me.
Funny enough, today's rip off Britain was about scams, or what I saw of it was!
This is the first vid where you actually lost your composure and laughed when they mentioned delivering the money in golden boxes that he told the mailing service was bars of gold.
Simply too ironic
I mean he did chuckle before with the "credible loan offer"
As a point of interest, I think I can shed some light on the phrase, "I'd like to ask a question" - since it opens the door for a long diversion from the main topic at hand, it can be nice to give whoever you're asking a chance to ask you to wait a bit, so they can finish their own point and then shift gears to whatever rabbit hole the question might bring. If it's a short question, I totally get how that can be a frustrating thing! But I've found it helps keep the pace of discussions (especially ones with a lot of technical or winding explanations) to be a more mutually agreed on thing.
In the case of scambaiting though?? Brilliant. Just thought I'd share in case you ever wondered what use the phrase could have. Thanks for the vids as always !
Ok
I want the “sounds of John Warosa” on all streaming platforms please
2 separate scammers cited “Exodus 14 vs 14” to prove they’re trustworthy. They’re all connected!
Chapter 14 verse 14 maybe lol
This is probably just a part of the practical "How to Scam via Email for Dummies - now includes prewritten example forms" handbook distributed via some forum or other.
The Lord will fight for you; you need only to be still.
Seems to be a popular tactic of all the scammers. I guess they think if someone is gullible enough to believe in something without evidence, or they think the stories of the Bible are anything but fiction, they are more susceptible to falling for a scam. Also, they probably think it gives them more legitimacy as for some reason people think religious people have more morals than non.
I don’t think the laugh at 5:40 was deliberately added for our entertainment.
I think he genuinely just cracked up as he was reading it back again.
Ah, gold plated boxes.
5:14 "Mr. Mike, I'm sorry, but there is no chance of you surviving the operation." "Oh..." "But hey, I'm bored, so let's operate anyway."
You inspired me to start scambaiting. It is quite fun!
Me 2 the more of their time u waste the less people they can scam with that time
5:39 - Ahh, finally, Atomic Shrimp corpsing, what a rare find! Gotta put it on the shelf next to the Antonio Stella bottom tile, that should compliment it nicely. =)
I'd be surprised if Shrimp and Ashens haven't been acquainted at some point
“Thank you for your massage”
I swear, sir, you reading those emails the way they are written is just golden! Please keep doing it!
6:46 If you pause there you can read how heroic she was, she was one of the 7 woman who jumped from The Old Bridge. Hahaha its not like people jump every day there in the river below. I live there.
I found the article it was ripped from
thesrpskatimes.com/dajana-dangubic-is-the-first-female-tank-commander-in-the-af-bih/
Lol
"I wanted to kill two birds with a stone". This cracked me up so hard xD
the author is Russian - this sentence is a Russian idiom, which means dealing with two matters at the same time
haha in German we say "to beat two flies with one swatter" 😁
Marek Uryga this is a common idiom in english too, but we usually say “one stone,” not “a stone”
Definitely going to name my next child Herry Mike now.
That poor girl.
"I didn't trust them with the money, but I did trust them with the gold-plated boxes." XDXDXDXD
Gold-plated boxes labelled as containing GOLD BARS! “Oi mate not worth nicking this box its not even cash its only gold”
It would have been fun to reply to the first one saying that you're willing to cooperate immediately but you're an atheist
this is by far the best episode of scammers who dumped me. i've watched this video many times over the past 2 years and the gold plated box gets me every time
This is reaching Monty Python levels of comedy. xD
He mentioned an excess of spam when I read that.
12:19
The Deaf and Dump Training Center, the world renowned training center for silent dumps.
Not silent, they just can't hear it 😂
5:40 You know a scam email is bad when not even Atomic Shrimp can read it with a straight face.
I just love your scambaiting. You are messing with the scammers but never give up the moral high-ground by insulting their person or something like that. It's very commendable!
There were several scammers in here who played up the religious thing. I'd still love to see what would happen if you distracted from the scam by making religion the focal point.
Jay exci
@@thrawn4388 indeed
19:52 The most brilliant line of questioning I've ever read in my life!!!
"So, if I am understanding you correctly..... And by extension, I will be always was now?" LMFAO
You've inspired me to make my own scambaiting videos, so thanks a bunch for doing what you're doing! Scambaiting doesn't always work out video-quality, but it's all in good fun.
Your scambaiting videos are honestly some of of my favorite content on youtube, and I am so glad to see your channel grow!
I always love me some radioactive sea critters.
I started watching because of these Scam baiting videos but I subscribed and continued watching because of all the other weird and interesting videos you do. I enjoy the variety!
6:38
OMG that's pure gold!
Had a good laugh at her response
Eric Castiglia and you do make a good team.
As for the scammers, shame when they don't bite - it's a delightful thing when you manage to really waste their time.
« Mange tout » means roughly « eat all » in french lol
A perfect name, then... (did you happen to watch his "weird stuff in a can" series? 😀)
i assumes he named himself after the variety of green beans unless i’m remembering their name wrong
edit: indeed, mangetout is another name for sugar snap peas
I love your show. It’s like a story book reading, where I could just kick back and listen to you terrorise these scammers. But it be good if you could do more shut them down.
"To the lawyer.
Please forgive my brevity.This message was composed on a mobile device"
Man, scambaiting is really an art isnt it? You have to constantly think about not giving them too much info so they cant improve their scams yet still manage to somehow one up them and waste their time.
I love it. Keep it up mate.
Scammers don't try to improve their scams as much anymore because anyone who is willing and able to take the time to read the whole thing would see their scams for what they are. They want people who are vulnerable and are either too confused, distressed, elderly or a combination of the three to do so.
@JanusHoW Well plus there's only so much you can improve anyway but there are things scammers can learn to make it harder for them to be tricked or to make it easier for them to scam.
I.e what to say for best effect, how to spot Vms, etc.
3:25 It's all fun and games until that scammer somehow realizes you were right and owns the world economy in a matter of months :P
I got stuck on the gold plated boxes and the baffling idea of disguising money as money.
I haven't seen a commercial for a music album in years. That was very accurate and somewhat nostalgic.
I got a phone call yesterday from someone who said they were from my health insurance, mentioning it by name. He said they were doing a survey. He rambled on a lot, which seemed strange. I was tired and all I could think to say was, "Okay." (I've been watching too many of your videos.)
The first thing he did was ask me to verify my name, address and birthdate, which just seemed off to me (why would my insurance company call me to ask that?) So I hung up. Then I remembered that a computer had been stolen from a local health insurance office that probably had my name and phone number (along with thousands of others) on it.
I appreciate how you keep repeating advice not to give personal information to strangers, and I thank you for saving me from a phone scam.
my old grandma said to me before she died ''theirs no such thing as a free lunch'' how right she was
Wrong, you get free lunchs if you specify information's please;
NAME....
ADERESS....
TELEPHONE....
IDENTIFICATION....
Thank you for time,
Father Reverand Johnathan Johnston
MaddieMJD Seems legit
Markus A. Williams
28 Pen y Maes Avenue.
07368591694
Contact me and I can send you proof of Identity.
6:46 thats one hell of an attempt at a scam (worth pausing btw)
thanks for the upload, i don't think i'll ever get bored of you scam-bait content it's great stuff.
Damn, sad that you got dumped...make sure to take some time for yourself and get over this. Don't force yourself to make content when you have had so many relationships with these scammers broken
there is plenty scammers in the ocean, hang in there, you will find one soon
the "hmmm" at 3:47 really cracked me up. Good show mate!
Edit: As did the gold plated boxes at 5:39
Honestly, it was really fun hearing you laugh at the absurdity for once. More of that sort of thing!
When people ask me "can I ask you a question" without just asking the question, I always respond with no. Love the looks on people's faces.