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As something of an expert in the small colourful horses, you almost had it right. The Butt Sticker DOES appear when you discover the special talent or trait that makes you unique and different from every other pony... But depending on the context of what you're doing and feeling when you discover it, you can easily misconstrue what it means and feel miserable because you're not fulfilling your true potential - you're doing what you THINK your buttsticker means, not what it ACTUALLY means. This happens twice in the show.
Finally, a man of culture
interesting...
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AND there was an episode of the Cutie Mark Crusaders about Diamond Tiara bullying them because she didn't know what her cutie mark was
Yeah, getting a Butt Sticker™ doesn't give you an innate understanding of your purpose in life, it's more of an indicator of whether or not you're going in the right direction. Honestly, in retrospect there's so much lore and almost... philosophical debates about it in the show.
The Joker putting a restraining order on Batman would be hilarious. Imagine an attorney wandering Gotham by night for weeks, desperately trying to serve Batman, finally managing to get the papers into his hands only to have Batman sue the Joker for wrongful lawsuit because stopping someone from committing a crime does not constitute harassment. Then the whole case is thrown out because neither "Batman" or "The Joker" are legally citizens of the United States.
How the hell is Joker gonna pay his taxes without being a legal resident of the US?
@@ihavenoideaatall7381 I've seen how he handles his income, with gasoline.
The thing is, The Joker knows, Batman isn't going to care about a restraining order. He already serves justice outside the law, by virtue of being a vigilante.
@@insaincaldo ok. But superman? Definitely not going anywhere near joker
@@computethis1533 I think that the man who shoots lasers out of his eyes, can blow a hurricane of freezing wind, and toss a truck 500 yards with his left pinky is the last guy that you wanna force into ranged combat lmao.
"Ghostbusters isn't about anything!"
*literally being about how people see blue collar jobs and scientific classicism as a starting point*
Don’t forget the moral of how the EPA is the enemy of the people.
It's okay to turn your brain off and just enjoy something but just because you don't see a moral in something doesn't mean there isn't one. Something our dear narrator needs to learn.
I don’t think you know what literally means
@@Steampunkkids not really. Peck initially presents formally and has reasonable concerns. He only later becomes “the enemy” because it’s a film
@MrBowser elaborate the blue collar thing… I’m intrigued. As a ghostbusters fan I wish to hear you out
Seeing all these posts, it makes me convinced that all the people who gave Tumblr the reputation of being _the_ toxic garbage dump of the Internet in the early 2000's slowly migrated to Twitter. Now it feels more like a sophisticated version of Reddit.
Slightly more sophisticated. Both sites are wrecks lol
Like Reddit, these are cherry picked, and like every site with a comment section, it too has bits that are absolute cesspits
I agree if I didn't know the names of the two website I would think there different versions of the same thing
@@EdgyShooter eh, it's mainly just this, people that have nowhere else to go and neil gaiman.
or maybe you're just seeing the good parts of Tumblr
18:08 as a person from the ace attorney fandom, i can say that i blacked out on how accurate it is especially when the characters name is literally larry
YES. I had the realization and oh my God how
I was literally reading aa fic while watching this lmao
IKR
That fits him to a T
When I saw that I was like "lol yeah that's literally him", then stayed quiet for like 10 seconds and said "AND EVEN HIS NAME IS LARRY"
For those unaware, constable frozen edit refers to the tumblr user Constable, who made insanely good and also very odd frozen edits where they put Anna and Elsa in all sorts of weird scenarios. But they were so amazing and real looking that they ended up really popular.
Hmmm ..
I read “constable” as “Constantinople”
I wanna see that now-
oh i remember this, turns out it was a vore fetish blog
“Kirby fan or deluded communist” is now my favourite game
@Stupider and Unnecessarier it only has a specter haunting europe.
1:54 Constable Frozen is a tumblr famous for their Elsa edits. The one that always sticks in my mind is Elsa and Anna admiring guns
The woman version of the mannequin in Terraria is, indeed, called the _womannequin_
Yes, but that is with a "qu" not the "k" that immediately makes people think of fiery Mustafarian limb lossage.
Yup
@Yeno Apdi shut up
And that’s why I love the game
@Yeno Apdi begone bot
German comics. One dude does everything himself. Including the publishing.
Well, the crewmates do have hands, just not arms. Those nightmares are basically mutated wii sports characters.
I love that discription.
@Stupider and Unnecessarier Raymen?
..Those are just Miis and those characters usually have arms, only in some events they didn't bother to animate and just left the hands floating.
@Stupider and Unnecessarier hmmm
Madness Combat in space
Tumblr is like Welcome to Nightvale. There’s something weird about it, but you can’t figure out exactly what it is
I love how Louisa dolls are selling out faster than any other character from encanto
as they should
@@Angel3x111 ent
@@jayman_g1215 'nt*
@@psychonautism 'tn*
Wait there are dolls?!!
Finally some muscle-barbies!
Love when Robin makes his voice slightly deeper so the mood gets more serious. Please never change this I love it
1:40 I mean there was a program where inmates were given kittens to care for and one nearly killed another inmate for stepping on his kitten’s tail. The guy was let off with a light punishment.
@Kaina Sipti fatherless behaviour
can't blame the man
@@funnymanmakesvideos7580 they are bots also I'm fatherless.... So ouch
@@loveu435 do you watch dream?
@@owyemen9367 i- no I don't I watched a few of corpses videos that dream was in but wasn't all too interested, why?
6:10 Ok I’m non-binary and straight up one of the reasons imma be a doctor (aside from helping people and shit) is so when people ask Mr or Ms I can say Doctor. It’s my gender, or at least it will be in like 6 years
based
Doctor Who be like
good luck
4 years left
@mintyreview6794 regrettably there have been delays (Got disowned :( ). Still doing it though!
The Creator of The Owl House made the fact that there would be gay characters clear in the pitch, and apparently, only one of the executives thought they shouldn't due it due to homophobic backlash. However, at some point, a higher-up thought it was too serialised for Disney Channel, and shortened the third season to 1/3 of the usual length.
There was a 3rd season??? there’s only 2 that I’ve seen
@@dudemcduder1628 Currently released is Season 1 and *half* of Season 2. There's the other half of Season 2, and then Season 3, to both be released in 2022.
Which is such a massive delay that I find the reason Joe claims was given to not be satisfying.
@@onijester56 that makes more sense
I remember reading a post from Dana Terrace saying that in early development, they were planning on 4 seasons, then shortening it down to 3.
I haven’t gotten to The Owl House just yet but I think we should riot for a longer 3rd Season.
14:05 Not necessarily true. For example Diamond Tiara got her cutie mark long before she knew her special talent. You do usually get the mark by discovering your special talent but not always.
I love how this is basically r/Antimeme but sometimes is actually funny for the post and not for how bad the joke is.
The bots got you, you have my sincerest apologies
@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] for real have reported the bots at least 5 times
hey man not everyone is a tumblr funnyman
It's just r/comedyheaven
@@madztheidiot HOLY I DID NOT EXPECT TO BEJUMPSCARED BY MY OLD ACCOUNT
16:21 As someone who opens everything in a new tab, trying to re-find a tab is a nightmare. And trying the find am exact page when you look though 5 or more pages of a site is near impossible. And bookmarks become 'out of site, out of mind'. My bookmarks are large and I almost never look at them, I just end up finding the site on Google again and then remembering I had it saved.
So no, I will keep my 20 tabs until I am completely done with them.
Same
just go to your fucking browser history
@@Apollos_vice What part of "And trying the find an exact page when you look though 5 or more pages of a site is near impossible." makes looking though my browser history make sense.
I already have 261 items in my browser history today. The browser history is trash and so unhelpful, some websites send multiple pings to the history.
Opera organizes tabs, maybe it would be helpful?
I have so many tabs open The Tab counter is a smiley face it's this :D
13:50. Regarding the cutie marks appearing when ponies already know what they are supposed to do with their life. Yes, and no. Most ponies can easily put 2 and 2 together, like, "oh, my cutie mark is a music note, guess I'm a musician." But in the episode where the CMC get their cutie marks, Diamond Tiara shows that she has no idea what her cutie mark means or why she got it. And the CMC's role from that point on is to help others who also don't know what their cutie marks mean.
also sometimes it is obvious but also not. "guess I'm a musician" wait...i suck at every instrument im playing....WAIT. "guess I'm SPECIFICALLY a songwriter"
@@kaiseremotion854 ok but, wasn't there an episode about a pony who really wanted a talent and asked for a potion (i think) to get a cutie mark, and then she started getting more and more cutie marks around her body and then constantly doing new things at the same time as the other things? idk i just remember watching this one day
@@Techy404 zebra magic, works differently
@Techy also just looking at pinkie pie, her cutie mark is balloons, which represents her party nature. some ponies already know their talent when they get the mark, some don't
@@kaiseremotion854 why am i surprised there are zebras in My Little Pony?
Seriously, Gordon had to learn that he was redundant when a rich guy in spandex can do your job so much better, then you find out that your Daughter is working with him and putting herself in danger every night, then she gets shot and put in a wheelchair because of an insane clown person who Batman refuses to kill.
Fun fact:
Gotham actually takes place in New Jersey. As a New Jersey-ian, I can say that this is pretty accurate.
makes sense that the villians never leave then, since they clearly dont have the option to because who the f would live in new jersey if they had the choice to leave.
Probably stayed for the pizza. Jersey has the best pizza in the US.
@@zackestin1368 REAL
I think the reason Robin said it was based on Chicago is because The Dark Knight trilogy was filmed in Chicago
@@TheCapelessCrusader That's because Chicago only has a couple of Iconic buildings in it. Unlike say NYC, you could edit those building away and it looks like *Generic City, USA* and could be any where. Originally Until the Titans were formed Gotham was basically a Worse NYC. In Fact in the Very earliest comics (like Before he was retconned into being *super* rich) He actually operated in NYC.
Okay so these are all hilarious, but can we just take a minute to appreciate that this is a youtube video reading a reddit collection of tumblr screenshots, some of which contain screenshots of other websites (mostly twitter) ?
It's not a bad thing or anything, but that just kinda hit me
fun fact: in around 120 billion years all the stars will have died and the universe will succumb to a cold, dark, death and there is nothing anybody can do about it
They didn't cancel Owl house because two characters were gay. They knew from day one Luz is bi and Amity is gay (These facts colour 90% of their interaction ins season 1, love interest and all), they just canned season 3 into a series of short films/hour specials.
The Owl House wasn't cut because of the lgbt couple. It was cut because it "didn't fit the Disney brand" which may have been influenced by the lgbt couple, but also for other reasons. Dana made a post about it.
Side note, season two is still being finished, starting in march, and season 3 will be coming, just a lot shorter than it was originally going to be.
Didn't they say that it was because it's audience is mainly adults, or at least not young children like Disney's usual audience?
@@frogchan1623 I'm glad Hasbro doesn't really give a shit what age their audience is. Look at MLP:FIM, adults took over that fandom pretty quickly and Hasbro was like "Oh well if they wanna buy the merch we will just sell more to an older audience."
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Heck Hasbro probably saw it as a win-win. Adults are the ones usually with the disposable income after all.
@@Timmir00 One would think they realized this, but it's not reflected in their marketing.
"Aladdin will never under any circumstances kill a park guest, *unless it is absolutely necessary* "
3:58 Amongi actually have floating hands that are disconnected to the rest of the body, but they're only visible when being used
It hurts me that Robin doesn't know Larry Butz when he essentially lives with him every day 😣😣
Rip.
Harry butz
when something smells
it's the Butz
Laurice Deauxnim
2:46
WHERE ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY CLOTHES FROM OTHER THAN THE SOUP STORE
"Getting tiered of paying for things i cant own".. said every minimum wage employer ever.
On the owl house thing. Sort.. of? Like dana had to absolutely fight to let the main characters be in a gay relationship which is shitty of disney but i believe she came out saying that wasnt why the show was not getting more seasons. I think it was to do with disney planning to remove the platform it currently was on and some other stuff which is still really stupid
Tumblr may be cursed but that's what we love it for
Change my mind
Exactly, as a fellow person on Tumblr
No mind changing needed it is true
It's blursed.
no, I don't think I will
2:03 that Barbie movie plot is straight up the plot of Iron Lung lmao
I think the Womanikin is supposed to be put on men needing CPR so that we, as a society, have less problem with giving CPR to women (considering it's a vest with breast, according to the article)
Also, I feel like this wouldn't solve the woman CPR problem (but could probably be an cheaper alternative for trans women's transition)
We actually don't have a problem providing CPR to women compared to men. The disparity is actually in women's favor as the statistical difference comes from the fact that men require CPR in public more often than women do. This is true in every western nation in the world, and untrue in nations that don't teach CPR but also happen to think women are property.
I didn't read this and only saw cpr so like. Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous(tight)
@Flyin' Steve no. There is no disparity. As I said women do not require CPR as often as men.
for a second i thought you were talking about the critique of pure reason
What the actual fuck? Go back and understand what you are reading.
Also, no it's not meant for people and probably isn't all that cheap.
"the nerve endings for 'ouch too hot!' and 'ouch too cold!' are different, which means that they can both be active at once"
Ouch! Too Cot
Hold
UhHHH
Good old Larry. Phoenix and Edgeworth’s token straight friend
If something smells...
18:33
The "patients" are currently being possessed by unknown a
Symbiotic parasitic beings of alien origin. I think by "Holding steady" they mean that's the closest a Human patient has been to anything close to steady vital signs while under the control of a Symbiote, and because of how Symbiotes work, it is feasible for them to survive this solely because of the nature of what a Symbiote is
The best one, by far. Can confirm. That was when I was freed from the confines of a worldly metal body.
I struggled for 15 minutes on my tablet to see the cool editor message. Thankyou for putting it on there
I've Googled "how big is an acre?" in the past because I was curious; did it again now:
"1 acre is approximately 208.71 feet × 208.71 feet (a square) 4,840 square yards. 43,560 square feet."
But I still can't understand it in real terms. I once emailed my local council to ask how big a local park was because I was trying to visualise an acre: surprisingly, they answered, so now I now that one acre is roughly 2/5 of that park .
This might be more helpful: "An acre is a unit of area containing 4,046 square metres and approximately the same size as one half of a football (soccer) pitch OR 16 tennis courts."
Half a UK football field is easier to visualise than 16 tennis courts.
So basically 4 kilometres in either direction? Give or take. That makes it pretty simple. It is the distance you can travel in 4 hours if you are travelling at 1km/hour. Which 1000 meters in total. Most people have a walking speed of 10-20km/h so you would be able to cross an acre in about two hours and probably less.
As a early teen I lived 2,5km from the closest bus stop (and my school), and at times, especially during winter, I had to walk that distance. This was before smartphones and streaming services. I hated that 30 minutes walk... especially in winter. When it was dark. And cold. With no street lamps because it was in the middle of nowhere.
@@Ikajo No football field measures more than 4 km in size, 4046 m² is in fact less than 1 km². It will be a square measuring 63.61 m or 208.71 ft each side aprox
@@Ikajo - the references I got were in feet, not metres, let alone kilometres. The metric equivalent would be a hectare - and I've no idea how big that is, either.
@@lanzsibelius I didn't say 4km^2 I said 4km in either direction
@@Ikajo 4km in either direction is 16 km^2.
Btw, 10-20km/h is jogging to serious running speed, normal walking speed is between 4 and 6 km/h
11:20 Meanwhile classical: Like a piece? Lucky you! There's another three quarters of an hour! Don't like it? Don't worry! It'll completely change how it sounds every couple minutes!
The one about the punchline gave me enough anger to burn down a house.
I still don't understand that
@@callmesilver2683 there's no punchline. Like, the line to the punch bowl is gone. No punch line.
@@BlazingShadowSword wauw. That one's going into the great book of grudges
@@koelkastkkn huh?
@@BlazingShadowSword warhammer
19:24 when you only invest in one character in an rpg
Yes I agree, Mr. wiggles is super detailed
8:27 This was actually sort of the plot of Batman beyond. Batman’s successor (Terry McGuinness) fights the new joker, a sort of clone with all the old memories if I remember correctly. OG Batman tells Terry to stay quiet and not let the Joker get in his head, but Terry takes a different approach, because he likes to talk too. He ends up getting in the Joker’s head, heckling him back. It works wonders.
Late but yeah that was from Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. Basically it was Joker's memories and subconscious in a chip put on Tim Drake. Joker, who has spent the entire movie thinking little of Terry for not being Bruce, has no idea how to handle a Batman who's just as mouthy as he is (and is good at shit-talking him too) and damn near snaps bc of it (hell even when he tries to strangle Terry at the end of the movie, Terry still throws Joker's schtick back in his face before defeating him)
Wait, his last name is McGuinness?
Jesus fuck I committed a felony by not watching Batman Beyond
OH Yeah, The Joker wouldn't last a _day_ as a Spider-Man villain. Not Judging. It's Just talking and cracking jokes is kinda Spidey's thing.
It was found out that Terry was Bruce’s son.
@@Oturan20There *is* a Joker equivalent in the Spider-Mann universe. Carnage. He’s just as insane (of course, his human host, Cletus Kassady, is a psychopath, so it fits).
“Ed and Al couldn’t” JESUS CHRIST IM HOWLING
Hey Emkay Team! How are you guys?
@Kaina Sipti SHUT. UP.
Good, how are you?
@Kaina Sipti So I just looked at a list of every single person on the earth. And after reading every single name, I still can’t find who asked.
@Kaina Sipti this was wholesome but you ruined it
I wish an account named Satan says good
20:06
Not so fun fact: the cpr dummy was based off a girl who drowned in a river. The pathologist (person who does autopsies) molded her face because he thought she was so beautiful.
R/tumblr! One of my favorite subreddits finally gets featured here!
As someone who was forced to help ink a manga, i can vouche that manga artists do become scary for one week every month whenever the deadline slowly comes near
I would trade Twitter for Tumblr to come back.
Nah keep all the toxic shitbags on Twitter because even if tumblr’s quiet it’s at least not full of people wanting to linch you for saying you liked a video game.
then the mfs on twitter just spread to tumblr and reddit
Didn't you listen? Tumblr is still there. It's nuts to hear people talking about your corpse while you're standing next to them, very much alive.
Good news!
@@lightsideofsin8969 That reminds me of the bit from Brother Bear where the old bear lady talks about her 'dead' husband. 'Sometimes I can still hear his voiiicce' 'Damn you woman, I'm RIGHT HERE!'
16:06
As somebody who currently has 4 windows with- at minimum- 20 tabs each open, all I can say is that I'm gripped by the irrational fear that if I close any of them they'll never be found again. I was also not aware of the "open recently closed tab function" until a few days ago, so the habit probably won't be kicked for a while yet.
Ahh Tumblr, the website I cant figure out so I just use reddit to browse it
I miss binge watching emkay :>
This is just pure master piece
12:19 I mean even early on it was clearly shown those two were a couple. I’ve been rewatching the series and it is very obvious.
9:31 i did a summer program as a library assistant (since i wanna do that in the future)
We had to glance over every book that was returned to make sure it was in suitable condition and actually, yknow, belonged to the library. usually we do this all at once but if we have a feeling the book might not be in the best condition (for example, the person returning it is covered in dirt) we give it a quick once-over just to be safe.
i don’t know how other libraries work but if it’s in any way similar, they noticed and they will never stop talking about that fucking oerson.
12:05 Actually it got canceled before the final couple episodes were being wrapped up if memory serves me right. Kind of like what happened with Legend of Korra.
I think that Def happened
For "The Owl House", there's still half of Season 2, literally 11 of the 21 planned episodes, left to air. I googled, and apparently it's gonna resume on March 19th.
And then there will, at some point after Season 2, be "Season 3" which will amount to 3 "hour-long" TV Specials.
So it wasn't necessarily canceled... just sabotaged by Disney's highest authorities.
Grom and sports.
3:43 "Eraserhead"
Me: don't you dare not everything is about ani‐
My brain: when tf did aizawa have a sci-fi movie about himself????
Oh Ghostbusters had plenty of character progression. No morals though, you got that right. A story doesn’t need a message to be good and deep, it just needs strong themes, and Ghostbusters has that in spades.
i didnt expect the owl house and gravity falls to be mentioned here, i am pleasently surpised
3:20 That's all of Goosebumps (the show from the 90s) it always ended without any wrap up or resolve. Like when the kid realized he accidentally made his little sister not exist and was like oh well didn't like her any way *end of show* THAT was a good show
Yeah The Owl House was supposed to have the usual 20 episodes in season 3, now we're only getting 3 episodes & it's on hiatus
5:07 I remember reading the author’s notes on Mega Man MegaMix/GigaMix and I felt so bad for him but the comic was so fucking good
2:27 walks up to a printer
"Sorry, but you have to be level 15 to use this"
10:14 Didn’t Superman straight up execute Joker in Injustice after breaking into a Police Station?
To be fair, Joker did some pretty fucked up shit that warented it. So...on a particularly bad day for everyone else, the Joker could get the restraining order to work only on Batman, and that's it.
Superman in Injustice literally is the villain, so it doesn't hold up for the superhero aspect.
Superman murdered Joker in Injustice because the Joker tricked Superman into killing Lois and their unborn child, while Lois' heartbeat was connected to a nuclear bomb in Metropolis that had a type of deadman's switch. When her heartbeat disappeared, the bomb activated and blew up Metropolis.
Larry Butz is the main characters “friend”(no one likes Larry. they just barely tolerate him)from Phoenix Wright ace attorney that post is fucking accurate as all hell-
The fact that the person at 15:43 has a ralsei pfp makes it even funnier :)
Friendly reminder: "Spare me this mockery of justice" is also a baller line, and it, too, is from the 1986 Transformers movie
2:21 honestly if we lived in an rpg world we'd clear out and station guards in any natural tourist attractions or build just enough for it to be a "small town" thus stopping spawns from occuring in the area.
Straight Larry, also known as the Butz. First introduced having been framed for his girlfriend's murder, every subsequent appearance features another terrible and doomed relationship. My personal favourite is the one that gets him to buy a bunch of pointless shit.
arguably the moral of ghost busters is that regulators are the real bad guys which really isn't such a great moral if you think about it.
I thought the moral was that we should definitely listen to scientists
@@rossvegas1346 the antagonist is literally an EPA inspector
The way you say core-ean never fails to make me laugh.
With NFTs it's more like you got a marriage certificate at a toddler's make-believe wedding and the person you got the certificate with is screwing everyone else they see because they knew you for all of 5 seconds.
13:32 that is an absolute violation and genius oh my gosh
7:51 thats in Chicago. Where they dont have to deal with some guy in a bat suit and some clown blowing up the city every second
As far as the tattoo story prompt, it exists, it’s called Pact. Written by a Canadian dude called Wildbow. It’s 1 tattoo, but it’s also multiple tattoos that change… it’s a Wildbow story so it’s kinda complicated.
I love how the video flips off the viewer at 0:16
I WAS WONDERING WHEN SOMEONE WAS GOING TO MENTION THAT!!!
The library thing reminded me of the time I returned (late) a book about memory and the librarian asked me if I needed more time to finish it.
13:36 there's actually a book about that, it's called Ink In The Blood by Kim Smejkal! It's an awesome book, I highly recommend it
12:08 The actual reason it ended early is because it "didn't fit the Disney brand", which basically translates to "is a show with an actual over-arching plot airing on modern-day Disney Channel"
Man, I like when media doesn't go out of it's way to heavy handedly teach you something. I love the old black and white Twilight Zone. The remakes... I dunno, they just aren't the same.
Constable Frozen is someone on Tumblr who does the most bizzare and immaculate edits of images and gifs from Frozen. No one knows anything about them, and there's never any warning when there's new content dropped. The edits are insanely well done in a disturbing way.
It may not exactly be "normal people language", but if I remember correctly, an acre was defined as the area (2 dimensional, not distance which is 1 dimensional, just to cover my bases) which a farmer could plough in one day with his ox. nowadays it's apparently defined as being right around 209 feet squared.
Acre used to mean "field", it's from the same root, "agro", as agriculture. An acre is a little more than 4000 m2 or a little less than 45 000 square feet.
1:03 i think the killing blow there was actually "you have one day to write a novella"
6:26 my guy literally explained the levels of Sonic 3 & Knuckles
That fake crimes podcast exists and its called "This Sounds Serious". Its really good
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
My favourite court line is probably "i already hold myself in contempt, what makes you any different?"
10:56 that was the only good one
*looks at room full of assorted transformer figures including the warpath I am currently fiddling with*
Joker could bearly take Terry gaslighting him a little. He wouldn't survive the comedic verbal smackdown Spidey would have in store for him.
4:42
They weren't on drugs, but someone definitely was.
11:04 or the line from (insert transformers movie here, I think it was bumblebee); "they're called the Decepticons, does nobody see that as a red flag?!?"
10:39 i literally watched this like a month ago how do I not remember any of these quotes
It's funny seeing Robin re-read posts that he has already read before like the Commissioner Gordon one because on this video he said that Gordon does indeed get paid enough but on a video that happens some months after this one he said that he doesn't get paid enough
3:53 Yes, and you'll be doing the exact same thing if you slice the cake first.
Robin being unable to read obscure words the common peasants don't see ever angers my nerdy ass a bit too much
(Capsaicin)
7:26 thinking about how the Joker’s whole character is just the “Emily you’re such a cRaCKhEaD!!!!1!!!” stereotype but on steroids
Not just Disney, but I vaguely remember Adventure Time almost being cancelled because Bonnie (Princess Bubblegum) and Marceline were lesbians.
19:44 the reason why fewer women get CPR is because only other women are allowed to give them CPR. Whereas both man and women are allowed to give man CPR.
No man is allowed to touch a woman without consent. And, guys have, in fact, been sued for indecent behavior after giving a woman CPR.
(Note, I said sued, not that the case was successful.)
Is there not enough room to do chest compressions just below the breast?
Imagine going to court with the person who saved your life
Just because he's a male.
but you are only pressing on the or just under the breast bone not the breasts damnit
Never ever foget that Disney got sued because they wouldn't allow "Homosexual Fast Dancing" at Disneyland