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  • @feuerling
    @feuerling 11 місяців тому +400

    For that tattoo, use a goose or swan. They're not only good at floating, they're also a symbol of spite.
    Or a fire ant.

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 11 місяців тому +7

      Or a...
      Life-buoy?

    • @loganvollmin6857
      @loganvollmin6857 11 місяців тому +8

      @@whoisanarnb No, not original enough. Fire ant, however...

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 11 місяців тому +11

      @@loganvollmin6857 A fire ant in a lifesaver. Extra buoyant!

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 11 місяців тому +7

      @@trianglemoebius fire ants cluster together to become their own raft, keeping the entire colony safe. So, a lifesaver made of fire ants.

    • @JG-vh1xc
      @JG-vh1xc 11 місяців тому +5

      If you were going for an anchor I’d go “stand firm”

  • @juliancalero8012
    @juliancalero8012 11 місяців тому +998

    fun fact: we use maggots and leeches for medical purposes but using science to make it very effective for when they're the best treatment, tissue decay as an example for maggots

    • @Davtwan
      @Davtwan 11 місяців тому +1

      Invasive fact of the day: sterile maggots can be used to eat a patient’s dead tissue as they leave living matter alone.
      Until we meet again. 💃

    • @DragonKnight90001
      @DragonKnight90001 11 місяців тому +61

      Huh well I’ll be damned I knew about the leeches but not maggots I learnt something new today.

    • @synonym1196
      @synonym1196 11 місяців тому +125

      Yep! Maggots eat away dead flesh around wounds and encourage the healthy growth of new tissue. Leeches are used for things like reattaching limbs, since their saliva contains anticoagulants (blood thinners) and when placed on the new limb can help kickstart blood movement by sucking on the veins!

    • @ashleyhaas3606
      @ashleyhaas3606 11 місяців тому +37

      I loved researching this stuff in high school, I wanted to study the use of maggots for cleaning wounds

    • @ashleyhaas3606
      @ashleyhaas3606 11 місяців тому +21

      Also vampire bats and the use of poisons, mostly poisons

  • @_ksm0922
    @_ksm0922 11 місяців тому +191

    “You can’t tell who this character is by the silhouette”
    *proceeds to use by far one of the most iconic and easily identifiable Anime characters ever*

    • @derpious267
      @derpious267 11 місяців тому +38

      I don't watch anime at all and immediately recognized him LMAO

    • @sheersternfeld1914
      @sheersternfeld1914 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@derpious267same!

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 11 місяців тому +45

      He should have picked a generic edgy isekai protag. Those can be hard to tell apart even with the full picture.

    • @naiba8948
      @naiba8948 11 місяців тому +24

      he should have at least been standing, that pose makes him SO much more recognizable than if he would have simply been just standing there

    • @DongbaekEGOSpicebush
      @DongbaekEGOSpicebush 3 місяці тому +2

      The only identifiable feature is that hes curled up tbh

  • @SketchUT
    @SketchUT 11 місяців тому +116

    First time I took my adhd meds I folded the multiple baskets of laundry that had been sitting there for at least a month and almost cried from the relief from the noise

    • @kesia872
      @kesia872 11 місяців тому +11

      I need to experience that

  • @MrIHaveASword
    @MrIHaveASword 11 місяців тому +295

    Love tumblr, such a beautiful array of content. From the unhinged to the actually insightful.

    • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
      @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 11 місяців тому +4

      It’s a beautiful chaos.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirlits uncontrolled order

    • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
      @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 11 місяців тому +1

      @@seantaggart7382 It truly is, and I love being a part of it.

    • @evannationarmy7769
      @evannationarmy7769 11 місяців тому

      The unhinged moved to twitter or ‘X’😅

    • @thelunchlady8276
      @thelunchlady8276 11 місяців тому

      I agree! Like when I learned what to and not to cram in my rectum. (Rectum? Darn near killed em!)

  • @Liltinasmile
    @Liltinasmile 11 місяців тому +188

    8:47 to add to that, dragonrend as a concept is insane. Imagine you and your buddy are having a fight and a mouse with a toothpick comes up to you and shouts a word that you physically cannot comprehend, forcing you to your knees, where it then immediately rushes up to you and toothpicks you to death

    • @gangstablook5846
      @gangstablook5846 11 місяців тому +11

      Finally a funny comment that isn't about censoring vaccines

    • @weirdreapr
      @weirdreapr 11 місяців тому +9

      Yeah that sums up dragonrend about right

    • @ferro9926
      @ferro9926 11 місяців тому +10

      I don't play skyrim, but aren't the shouts in dragon language, and if so, that mouse would be saying "I COMMAND THEE: KNEEL"

    • @Liltinasmile
      @Liltinasmile 11 місяців тому +23

      ​​​​@@ferro9926actually, in skyrim the shout translates to mortal, finite and temporary. The reason the dragons can't comprehend it is because they're immortal and you're forcing them to experience the concept of mortality
      ETA - The word is also the first shout made by mortals to add another layer of incomprehensibility

    • @MHurley21
      @MHurley21 11 місяців тому +19

      ​@@ferro9926The shouts are the Dragon's language, but Dragonrend was developed by mortals as a countermeasure. A shouting match between two dragons is their version of an argument, so Dragonrend basically introduces an idea that is so fundamentally incomprehensible to dragons, they're forced to ground themselves in order to process what they just heard.

  • @MusiciansRule07
    @MusiciansRule07 11 місяців тому +143

    I'm never leaving Tumblr. I've been on there since 2010 and it's been a neverending source of hilarity, actual knowledge about things, and it's hands down the best place for fandoms, other than fanfiction sites. I've made so many friends through the site. Plus, if there was no Tumblr, we wouldn't have PM Seymour's awesome channel and that's a timeline I don't want to be in.

    • @PippinFisherreed
      @PippinFisherreed 11 місяців тому +5

      You like PM Seymour too! By the way have watched the "Danganronpa as PM Seymour" line of posts?

  • @cutiep00
    @cutiep00 11 місяців тому +93

    I LOVE how lexi calls biology "squishy science" ❤

    • @bluesupergiant
      @bluesupergiant 11 місяців тому +5

      Same it’s so funny

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 11 місяців тому +8

      I mean, she's not wrong

    • @cutiep00
      @cutiep00 11 місяців тому +1

      @@whoisanarnb true

    • @cutiep00
      @cutiep00 11 місяців тому +1

      @@bluesupergiant a hee hee

  • @BassGSothertype
    @BassGSothertype 11 місяців тому +342

    Let's just hope they don't throw poor Lexi into r/techsupportgore any time soon,I doubt she'll make it out without a straight jacket after this

    • @hisamiyomotsu1337
      @hisamiyomotsu1337 11 місяців тому +27

      gay jacket

    • @thesoureevee6412
      @thesoureevee6412 11 місяців тому +13

      She actually has done some tech support gore stuff on her channel iirc

    • @doggoandyeet1608
      @doggoandyeet1608 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@thesoureevee6412Okay? I didnt want to know about the 2nd one

  • @guts60
    @guts60 11 місяців тому +44

    Yes, medical leeches are a thing. Sometimes we do need to actually use them for bloodletting for various purposes. If someone has arthritis, we may use leeches to increase blood flow to joints. Or we use them to improve or restore delicate veins after tissue reattachment.
    In other words, modern leeches aren’t used as the cure-all anymore. Far from it. They have a very specific job: promoting blood circulation to a specific area

    • @owenthompson4071
      @owenthompson4071 11 місяців тому +7

      There are also medical maggots used to clean wounds because they only eat necrotic tissue!

    • @guts60
      @guts60 11 місяців тому +6

      @@owenthompson4071 I knew that, but it’s still pretty cool to hear every time because it’s not on the forefront of my mind.
      Many layers of your skin sloughing away? Get a bathtub full of maggots!

    • @georgejones3526
      @georgejones3526 11 місяців тому +1

      They also inhibit blood clotting.

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 8 місяців тому

      They have blood thinners and antipain stuff in their salavia cause they need to stealth drink your blood. Nowadays it's more just useful for comfort reasons.

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 11 місяців тому +56

    Ok but I think that cleaning with ADHD thing is accurate. As if I just stop abruptly I’ll forget what I was doing and do something else.

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 11 місяців тому +40

    Remember, the Dullahan is in fact a Fae and not an undead.
    The Banshee also started out as a Fae as well.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 11 місяців тому +2

      I thought they were souls of ancestors. I know they came from the fae mounds but I don't recall them actually being of the fae.

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 11 місяців тому

      Isn’t banshee the Irish words for fairy woman but spelled in English style, and probably pronounced a little differently?

  • @francoislacombe9071
    @francoislacombe9071 11 місяців тому +8

    Medical leeches are used to remove the blood pooling into limbs that have been surgically reattached, until normal blood flow is re established. So far, they do a much better job of it than any any other procedure that have been tried.

    • @Inferiis
      @Inferiis 24 дні тому

      they also use it to just remove blood (and possibly their saliva), which helps with specific pains. Not exactly medical use, but some say it works.

  • @MaximNightFury
    @MaximNightFury 11 місяців тому +33

    And here I was, wondering why Lexi only did a few videos per month... she shows up yet again! Love having you here!

  • @IsMgb45
    @IsMgb45 11 місяців тому +34

    Lexy's "wahoo" sounds very yoshi, and that's very cute

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 11 місяців тому +10

    Leech saliva contains a powerful blood thinner. It's actually very useful for things such as re-attaching severed fingers because it increases blood circulation in the area and therefore promotes the speed at which the wound can heal.

    • @VWhitepaw
      @VWhitepaw 11 місяців тому

      Remember seeing a documentary where a guy had a severed ear reattached. the leach would help drain the blood and reduce swelling as it heals. it also helped speed up recovery as stated thinning the blood around the area.
      ps... this is in response to time stamp 3:40

  • @Kaptinark
    @Kaptinark 11 місяців тому +29

    5:12 Thats odd, why was 'Vaccines' censored? Is UA-cam overstepping with the demonization again?

    • @arth00r72
      @arth00r72 13 днів тому

      Yeah that was odd, I thought the same thing

  • @TheArtisticIntrovert
    @TheArtisticIntrovert 11 місяців тому +8

    showed my mom the timeout bucket bc that's absolutely something i would've done as a kid, and WOW i haven't heard her laugh that hard in a WHILE. also, heading that definition of "difficult child" made me realize why i was labeled as one up until 6th grade lmao. not because i STOPPED being a walking ball of sass, but because i got better at HIDING it

  • @_Funaroma
    @_Funaroma 10 місяців тому +2

    4:29 Don’t quote me on this but in the 80’s-2000’s (2008 I think) there was a “big” scare about black holes, and the very very insignificant chance the super collider could create a black hole. Every scientist around had it up to the moon with reporters and friends asking if the world was ending.

  • @stevencowan37
    @stevencowan37 11 місяців тому +15

    10:00 I'm so entrenched at this point that if God himself came down and said that it was pronounced "Jif" I'd scoff and reply "Yeah, OK *Jod*"

  • @TheOblivionMan
    @TheOblivionMan 11 місяців тому +14

    14:38 Well I'll be damned, so there's an art class equivalent of "Frankenstein was the scientist, not the monster."

  • @tallynnyntyg6008
    @tallynnyntyg6008 11 місяців тому +10

    2:16 The fact that Nestlē owns so much is depressing.

  • @supergladiat0r789
    @supergladiat0r789 11 місяців тому +5

    6:41 Now THATS an insult! FOR CONTEXT: Charybdis (ca-rib-diss) is a giant sea monster that, along with the dragon Scylla (sil-uh) (if either of my pronunciations are wrong please let me know!) that lived on a nearby cliff, were known in Greek mythology to make travel across the Strait of Messina near-impossible. In fact, the myth of these two monsters is often believed to be the origin of the phrase "stuck between a rock and a hard place".
    ALSO FUN FACT: Charybdis specifically is often portrayed as a whirpool with lots of teeth

  • @metroplexprime9901
    @metroplexprime9901 11 місяців тому +11

    8:58 Okay, elder scrolls nerd here: this is kinda true, if a bit watered down. The OP is correct, all shouts are dovahzuul, the dragon language, but they do not just argue, they debate. To the death. Whoever wins has the stronger thu'um, and whoever has the stronger thu'um has a better grasp of dovahzuul. Whoever had a better grasp of dovahzuul must be more learned, and therefore more correct. Now, the dovahkiin comes into the equation by basically being able to learn dovahzuul instinctually as dragons do. They don't have to meditate and study for long, long hours to speak dovahzuul, they just do it. So imagine, a little rat comes up to you while youre having that pinapple on pizza argument and thoroughly, utterly deconstructs your argument on why pineapple on pizza is good and roasts the ever loving crap out of you along the way. Yeah, I'd keel over right there too.

  • @halowing101
    @halowing101 6 місяців тому

    r/tumblr is always a trip. Both posts I've seen recently, and ones that are *ancient*. tumblr truly is a gift

  • @deejackson5602
    @deejackson5602 11 місяців тому +5

    17:53 When I was in elementary school, one of our teachers, Ms. Huff, got married to a man whose last name was Kurlowski or something, but none of us liked that last name or new how to spell it, so we asked him for permission to call him KurHuffski and called her Huff-K for the next 2 years. Glad to see others have shared this 3rd grade-level genius.

  • @Malowith
    @Malowith 11 місяців тому +61

    5:12 Did... did you just censor the word 'vaccines'? Did you really blur it out, but not the actual swear just before it???

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 11 місяців тому +4

      Yeah

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 11 місяців тому

      I think that was an accident because she says vaccines again a few seconds later.

    • @limeleviathan7699
      @limeleviathan7699 11 місяців тому +1

      I was going to ask the same thing, Im confused to

    • @georgejones3526
      @georgejones3526 11 місяців тому

      I knew we were lost when they started pixelating men’s nipples.

    • @DavidWillanski
      @DavidWillanski 11 місяців тому +4

      It can get videos de monetised

  • @Craxin01
    @Craxin01 11 місяців тому +1

    On medical leeches, they’re typically used for surgical reattachments. Until all veins and arteries fully connect, the leeches help remove excess blood from the reattached limb to aid recovery.

  • @LegorocketsAnimation
    @LegorocketsAnimation 11 місяців тому +8

    15:15 I imagined Lexi running like the Flash surrounded by pink productivity lightning.

  • @christinakohl6111
    @christinakohl6111 11 місяців тому +27

    There is a certain irony that lexi pronounced it jif while reading why she was technically wrong 😂

    • @zacharythomas5035
      @zacharythomas5035 11 місяців тому +8

      Well, the inventor of the GIF literally pronounces it JIF instead of GHIF, additionally, we pronounce PETA, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, as Peeta, when by this logic, we should pronounce it Pehta.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 11 місяців тому

      We should pronounce it CŪNT

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@zacharythomas5035well the old English pronunciation is yiff, so unless if you want to sound like someone who would say "rawr xD" without irony, I'll use Gif

    • @Crusader1089
      @Crusader1089 9 місяців тому

      @lefishe5845 the English never used a j for a whuh sound. The English used ᵹ or dg (as in hedge). The letter j was introduced by the French for the same sound, and came over during the Norman conquest and subsequent cross cultural exchange. The letter j was originally just an ornament for the letter i, so different cultures gave it whatever use they needed at the time. The Germans mapped it a Yuh sound, the french to a jay and the Spanish to a hah, etc. the only times that English doesn't pronounce j as jay is in loan words like fjord or jalapeno.

    • @anthonybenci9035
      @anthonybenci9035 5 місяців тому

      @@zacharythomas5035 Wait, it isn’t pronounced /pεtʌ/ ?

  • @andrewbouse8968
    @andrewbouse8968 11 місяців тому +6

    11:27, glad to see that people were just as silly before the internet

  • @craigwatt1303
    @craigwatt1303 11 місяців тому +9

    11:56 religon: cat holic.

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 5 місяців тому +3

    Leeches help with blood that pools under the skin after skin grafts. They remove the blood and release enzymes that help the healing process.

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 11 місяців тому +5

    "Wait, was Mario just there for, like, actual plumbing?"
    I mean, in the Nintendo Power comic, yeah, that's how it starts.

  • @PatrickCervantez
    @PatrickCervantez 11 місяців тому +3

    3:44 I know they're used to treat certain abscesses. I remember watching a show on the old Discovery Health channel and saw them treat a patient with a huge abscess on their arm. The whole Flexor pollicis longus was a dark purple. Pretty jarring when you're 12.

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 11 місяців тому +18

    5:44 Okay….but that’s not a Lugia…..that’s a Lapras.

    • @lilicrozma
      @lilicrozma 11 місяців тому +8

      The convicted felon in Lapras was entirely unrelated

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 11 місяців тому +2

      @@lilicrozma Ah, okay.

    • @lilicrozma
      @lilicrozma 11 місяців тому +3

      @@andrewollmann304 Yeah, Lapras just likes putting convicted felons in there, y'know?

    • @soupmuncher1862
      @soupmuncher1862 11 місяців тому +2

      @@lilicrozma what

  • @mesothelimoa341
    @mesothelimoa341 11 місяців тому +2

    I imagine NASA's aggression comes from being repeatedly asked by idiots whether we're going to be destroyed by a black hole.

  • @Smallllllllllllllwolf
    @Smallllllllllllllwolf 11 місяців тому +3

    14:56 Tottely true, I have ADHD And i treid to clean my room, had to eat when i was half-way done, Lived with a half clean room for the next year of something

  • @No_Data_Google
    @No_Data_Google 11 місяців тому +11

    Lexi turning into Yoshi just made my day

  • @peter-rg9jf
    @peter-rg9jf 11 місяців тому +2

    9:44 this is the most brilliant busyness model i ever seen

  • @xenofan7705
    @xenofan7705 11 місяців тому +3

    5:32 I cannot stop thinking about this, because it may sound like something straight up from some Furaffinity stories where Inflatable furry become sentient and wanted it's own owner to be inside and never leave it, or even turn this Florida man into a living inflatable Lugia and have to spend the rest of his life as a inflatable lugia (And that horny laparas was just a Cherry on top of that insane pokemon furry cake)

  • @firepuppies4086
    @firepuppies4086 11 місяців тому +3

    10:31 is Silver Oka- wait no, no he is not. Blaze, hug Silver.

  • @skybladebloodheart4247
    @skybladebloodheart4247 11 місяців тому +5

    yes there are still medical leeches, there not used often cause there not useful often but i do have a couple examples there is a condition where fluid build up under the skin, its pretty grotesque, since leeches have a coagulent in there saliva its very convenient to just use a bunch of leeches instead of syringes to suck the fluid out, another use case is appearntly this one guy had a piece of his ear cut off (don't ask me how) it was bleeding prefusely so they used a leech to suk the blood out of the ear persistantly whcih along with the couagulent, reduced the bleeding enough and gave them enough time to reattach the ear blood vestles and all as they were no longer obscured by excessive bleeding.

  • @RisingRevengeance
    @RisingRevengeance 11 місяців тому +3

    14:03 When I was a kid I was always very calm but the thing is I always did the same bad things the "bad" kids did, I had no inhibitions and would gladly go along with anything. I just feigned ignorance afterwards and it somehow always worked. Never had detention or anything like it.
    In fact I was designated something like a safe buddy for trouble kids, I was to hang out with them on extra field trips that only they got and whatnot. It was a sweet gig!
    Maybe my (much later diagnosed) autism gave me a decent poker face or something.

  • @DaltonKevinM
    @DaltonKevinM 11 місяців тому +5

    18:56 Happened to me as well. I took Spanish the entire time i was in high school and then switched to Japanese while I was in college. I was in Japan, at a Japanese university, trying to speak with a girl I had met at a party the night before. She was Asian. She did not speak Japanese. The name of the school was the Nagasaki College of Foreign Languages. Perhaps she was one of the many Chinese or Koreans that attended the school to learn English. Nope. It turns out that I had conversed with her in Spanish at the party the night before. 🤯

  • @ryanrcosta
    @ryanrcosta 11 місяців тому +1

    your honour, my client can't be guilty because he never left the bucket

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 11 місяців тому +4

    11:08 Kim Possible, a show about a action-hero type girl and her best friend.

  • @diablominero
    @diablominero 11 місяців тому +2

    Leeches expand blood vessels and prevent clotting to keep your blood flowing so they can eat it. Some types of injury can get worse because of blood clots and blood vessels constricting excessively. Sticking clean leeches to a patient right next to one of those injuries will stop it from getting worse before it heals.

  • @katjamuller5503
    @katjamuller5503 11 місяців тому +1

    Once they got to the black hole replacing the sun bit, Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden immediately started playing in my head

  • @FFVison
    @FFVison 11 місяців тому +1

    "looks like a frog having a seizure." XD I love Lexi's commentary.

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 11 місяців тому +18

    5:15 we're really censoring anything at this point

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 11 місяців тому +1

      Yep!
      And i dont think even youtube cares at that!

    • @lashimarusanade
      @lashimarusanade 11 місяців тому

      W🎸🎸🎸🎸 i🎸 t🎸🎸 y🎸🎸🎸 2🎸🎸🎸, e🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 i🎸 c🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 2 місяці тому

      They meant to censor the cussing and the editor made a mistake. You can all get over yourselves

  • @SuperPaperMarioMovieGuy
    @SuperPaperMarioMovieGuy 11 місяців тому +1

    0:00 Because it was so great that they made a sequel.

  • @diablominero
    @diablominero 11 місяців тому +5

    1:25 that hobbit is a hornet.

  • @SkittleJuice2
    @SkittleJuice2 11 місяців тому +3

    From now on, I’ll be replacing “Biology” with “Squishy Science”. Thanks Lexi!

  • @Sweetie.21
    @Sweetie.21 11 місяців тому

    I actually read the connect the dots poem really fast. Guess all those years of obsessively counting words (usually as left and right, but sometimes in numbers as well) in sentences/paragraphs prepared me for this moment!
    Though nowadays I’ve managed to tone to down to whole sentences instead (except when they’re short), it so much more friendly on the brain too.

  • @jhutto1984
    @jhutto1984 11 місяців тому +1

    First rule of fairies:
    1.) Don't fuck around with fairies

  • @TheDarwinProject1
    @TheDarwinProject1 11 місяців тому +8

    What a wonderful surprise to first see an Emkay video on r/Tumblr, but it multiplied my joy tenfold when I heard Lexi's majestic voice 🌺⌨💜✨🦄 ✨💜🖱🌺
    Got a bit real at 2:10!
    The catsofyore post on George feels like the US Navy crew member might have been a time traveler with how their humor seems to be ripped from modern days &/or the near future 🤔
    The "bucketed preschool escapee"/"bucket o' pre-k runaway" @ 13:18 has very undiagnosed AuDHD vibes, so I'm sure many neurodivergent relate to OP. My own undiagnosed AuDHD brain was more in the "can entertain herself with a rock or 2 for an hour" phase of my life. Now I can't eat without watching a UA-cam video & need 4 HR cracking clay ASMR or PM Seymour going to sleep. Also, I am very much on the inattentive side, along with being predisposed to shut down rather than meltdown, so if they chastised me, I would have just zoned out & stared at a wall. I hadn't even developed maladaptive daydreaming during my shut downs or the sudden overwhelming need to sleep when I was overwhelmed so early in my education yet!
    14:56 is 100% reality, though by the time I was diagnosed with ADHD, I already had multiple chronic pain disabilities, so that was how I experienced my first day on both ADHD stims and adequate pain meds!

  • @wackaboobooplays
    @wackaboobooplays 11 місяців тому +3

    I tried a similar bucket thing as a 5yr old while in the middle of the pentagon and somehow got within 5 feet of the exit, which might I add, required me to sneak and sprint past the literal secret service, fbi agents, and diplomatic security. I was a miniature James Bond

  • @digifreak90
    @digifreak90 11 місяців тому +2

    13:45 I'm just wondering why it took the teacher(s) so long to notice that the kid in the bucket was gone. Were they just not paying any amount of attention? I feel like a 4/5 year old in a plastic bucket wouldn't be moving that fast.

  • @AlohaXChicken27
    @AlohaXChicken27 11 місяців тому +4

    13:51 this is a bucket.
    Dear god

  • @skypuppeteer
    @skypuppeteer 11 місяців тому +2

    5:24
    HEY! As someone from a (vaguely) rural area of Indiana...
    ...that's actually pretty accurate, my mom is actually like that. Lord save me

  • @keoniflow2019
    @keoniflow2019 23 дні тому +2

    3:26 it would be funny if a Chinese studio made a western movie about an eagle cowboy

  • @pixlbelle8081
    @pixlbelle8081 11 місяців тому +3

    3:02 I know when they said “China’s national treasure” they were referring to pandas, but I read that immediately as them referring to Jack Black as a national treasure

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions 11 місяців тому +9

    It be Tuesday, sailors

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 11 місяців тому +9

    5:55 The problem with that belief is the idea that Carrie was careful in the use of her powers when in actual fact, she was WILDLY Indiscriminate in her destruction...she was Bullied by only a small handful of people and yet, when she went off the deep end, she killed all but 3 or 4 of the people at the Prom and then went on to kill a huge number of Innocent people in the town as she walked home destroying buildings left and right as she passed them...
    Or to put it another way, Carrie was the Psychic equivalent of a Nuclear Bomb detonating...if you were anywhere near her when she went off, you are FUCKED!!!
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

    • @Fruityflootloops
      @Fruityflootloops 11 місяців тому +1

      Exactly

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 11 місяців тому

      And this is why we don't let teenagers have access to murder

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 2 місяці тому

      I'm pretty sure there were 1 or 2 prom survivors lol

  • @-Katastrophe
    @-Katastrophe 11 місяців тому +2

    We made USB because we needed more space, manifest destiny and all that.

  • @tojkoj69
    @tojkoj69 11 місяців тому +3

    another daily dose of the greatest channel

  • @joshuahunt3032
    @joshuahunt3032 11 місяців тому +5

    5:40 That last panel isn’t even using the right freaking pokemon for that image. If you’re gonna be lewd, do it right

    • @takoizu
      @takoizu 11 місяців тому

      i love that last sentence

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 11 місяців тому +5

    The leech at 3:39 is just trying to help with the decor of this children's hospital.

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer 11 місяців тому +4

    15:40 yeah ...... I complained to my doc about concentration issues .... and I got antidepressants for anxiety
    They did change my life though!
    Never before starting the antidepressants did i experience nosebleeds

    • @Pancakes4CamPlz
      @Pancakes4CamPlz 11 місяців тому +1

      I-
      Well, unfortunately, all antidepressants have side effects. Have you tried asking for a lower dosage? Or changing completely?
      Depending on what you prefer, your work and reality, other side effects might be easier to deal with. I.e. some antidepressants give tremors. You wouldn't really want that if your job requires you to be precise.
      Mine give me nightmares and cold sweats, but it's the one I tolerate best out of all the ones I tried before. And I have other medications to help with that as well.
      My point is, you can ask your doctor for changes and review your treatment any time you want. It's YOUR treatment. And if they don't take your needs seriously, find a better doctor.
      Adhd shares a lot of common symptoms with depression and anxiety, it also fuels them. You can ask for a proper diagnosis and seek treatment for add/adhd AND anxiety/depression if necessary. If the root of the problem is add/adhd, it would certainly help to treat it. If you believe your doctor isn't thorough about it or for any reason disagree, you can seek help elsewhere. 2 professional opinions are better than 1.
      And finally, good luck!

    • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
      @PeoplecallmeLucifer 11 місяців тому

      thing is that here in Croatia the Healthcare system i in shambles because everyone who knew anything about medicine left the country @@Pancakes4CamPlz
      FFS I told the psychiatrist SPECIFIC problems I have. I lose focus while fucking driving and i almost caused SEVERAL accidents .....
      The response I got was basically this:
      "Psh, naaaah you don't have concentration problems, you can memorize 7 shapes in a row! Yes I know you just described your coping mechanism on how you do it but that just proves you're smart"
      How do I have faith in a system which lets a person like that prescribe mind altering drugs?!

    • @Pancakes4CamPlz
      @Pancakes4CamPlz 11 місяців тому

      @PeoplecallmeLucifer okay wtf. That's what I like to call an ''unprofessional health professional''.
      I see how you would lose faith in this system. Is there really no way someone else could take charge of your health?
      I consulted a psychiatrist for severe depression. The ASSHOLE TRIED TO SET ME UP WITH HIS KIDS!!! MID-CONSULT!! I found someone else since then, but some people should have their license revoked.
      I really hope things turn out better for you. You deserve proper help.

  • @kesia872
    @kesia872 11 місяців тому +1

    I had a teacher (2nd grade, and she already loved bothering me) constantly complain that I was falling asleep in class (I have insomnia, sleep apnea, and anemia). My mom sat in the class one day to see what was going on. She struggled to stay awake as well and told the teacher that she was too boring, so of course, I would fall asleep. Woman was just talking to a group of kids, in a cold room, with little to no engagement and expected no one to fall asleep. Especially not the one with sleep problems and ADHD that she was well aware of because there had been conversations between her, my mom, and the principle about it.

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 11 місяців тому +1

      You know what props to your mom not just for the sass but to go the extra mile of sitting in to check things out. I wish all parents were this attentive to their children.

  • @juango500
    @juango500 11 місяців тому +3

    18:17
    Congratulations! you just invented the Welsh language!

  • @ascellaplays
    @ascellaplays 11 місяців тому +1

    2:19 best lexi moment ive seen by far. "oops too thought provoking back to funnies"

  • @bhamilton1481
    @bhamilton1481 11 місяців тому +4

    My grandfather served on the USS North Carolina. Unfortunately, he was taken by cancer so I can't ask him about George. He probably would have had some interesting stories.

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 11 місяців тому

      I wonder if the memorial thing for the ship mentions him anywhere, it's been years since I've been to it so I don't remember much from it

  • @VirgoShelter
    @VirgoShelter 5 місяців тому

    "Charybdis would drown in th3 depths of your ignorance" goes so hard

  • @block_01_
    @block_01_ 11 місяців тому +1

    3:47 I remember my mum (a nurse) told me that she once had chase some around because they escaped

  • @glrasshopper
    @glrasshopper 11 місяців тому

    Medical leeches: one use that I know of is when reattaching appendage, they are used to promote blood flow into the reattached appendage

  • @TheKeller101
    @TheKeller101 6 днів тому +1

    11:05 Lexi! How dare you misplace Kim freaking Possible!?

  • @NiyaKouya
    @NiyaKouya 11 місяців тому

    4:00 as one of our clients is a pharmacy that has leeches in their product spectrum, yes, they are used for medical reasons. They nicknamed them "Luigi(s)" and have an extra sign on the door of the room they are kept in that says "please turn off the lights when they're not needed, our Luigis prefer to stay in the dark" ^^

  • @jayamilapersson4030
    @jayamilapersson4030 11 місяців тому +2

    6:49 most of us has periods for about a Week every month not just one time or one day sploosies so if we take that from the year span of 15-55(around 40years) we spend about 10 years nonstop bleeding and most of it in pain so Yeah we'd be Damned if we dont try to at least make it fun if we can.

  • @le9038
    @le9038 11 місяців тому +4

    0:24 As a chef and baker, I approve of this meme.

  • @abbzehx
    @abbzehx 11 місяців тому

    medical leeches are actually still used by the nhs today!! the same with maggots for necrosis. leeches are wonderful for what they're used for because they create their own anaesthetic and create anticoagulants from their saliva as they feed.

  • @AmeliaRomanov
    @AmeliaRomanov 11 місяців тому +1

    While black holes are grim reminders of a star that died remember kids every black hole has a white hole that spews out crap just as fast and we have absolutely no idea how those are formed

  • @Thorn773
    @Thorn773 11 місяців тому

    This is my favorite subreddit to see here lol. I love Tumblr shitposts

  • @abandoned_channel41515
    @abandoned_channel41515 11 місяців тому +4

    WHY ARE THE CENSORS ON THESE VIDEOS SO INSANE??? WHY IS THE WORD "Vacine" CENSORED is youtube _really_ this bad now?

  • @FelixUmbra
    @FelixUmbra 11 місяців тому +1

    Sterile leaches are very good for keeping blood from pooling from subdermal bleeding.
    Sterile maggots are very good for removing necrotic flesh when placed in a wound.
    There are a few other creatures that can be used in medicine.
    Dogs, Obviously, can be used for heart problems. But did you know they can detectblood sugar levels and even MIGRAINES!?
    Cats are also able to sense toxin levels in blood if kidneys fail.
    Animals are amazing.

  • @alexterra2626
    @alexterra2626 11 місяців тому +4

    I had a feeling Lexi would host this episode before I even started watching it

  • @ABtheButterfly
    @ABtheButterfly 11 місяців тому +1

    only way you survive Carrie is if you didn't go to the prom cause she killed everyone in that room

  • @taggypink1959
    @taggypink1959 11 місяців тому +3

    thought lexi dissapeared, the funny girlypop is back!!!

  • @ybouzl2191
    @ybouzl2191 11 місяців тому +3

    We need more lexi!
    She's been gone for a week and I miss her...

  • @Headlessgenie
    @Headlessgenie 11 місяців тому +2

    Adhd truly is about momentum
    Wanaa keep that idea? Buddy better act on it

  • @nondisclosure3920
    @nondisclosure3920 11 місяців тому

    Medical leeches are used to remove blood from areas where an injury has caused blood to collect and not circulate back into the system. Basically helping to restore circulation, it can also reduce the chance of necrosis for extremely damaged areas of tissue by literally sucking blood to the area. Maggots ate carefully counted, put on to a wound with dead tissue, which is bandaged closed and then removed after a few days and the maggots counted again. This allows the injury to heal more effectively and helps prevent further infection caused by the rotting tissue.

  • @AIHumanEquality
    @AIHumanEquality 11 місяців тому

    18:00 Some cultures did do this and I think it happened in the west sometimes too. That's why some last names have two names in them.

  • @Echo-Frisk
    @Echo-Frisk 6 місяців тому

    3:59
    Yes there are! Medical leeches are sanitized and grown in a lab, and we use that to out advantage to cure severe frostbite, as leeches will suck blood into the affected area trying to get the blood themself. This works because the area affected by severe frostbite would be deprived of blood until the blood is circulated by anything that can circulate it, such as leeches.

  • @phantomstarlight1366
    @phantomstarlight1366 11 місяців тому

    "Yes I was one of those people"
    Yeah, me too. I was in like, grade 2, found Pi in a book to 50 digits, and memorized it cause I was bored one day. Still remember it to the 26th place.
    Nowadays though, I can't even remember my own phone number.

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 11 місяців тому +6

    10:19 The words in an acronym don't affect the pronunciation of the acronym.
    If they did, then "Scuba" should be pronounced "Skuh-bah" since the U in "Underwater," is pronounced "Uh," not "Oo." The A in "Laser" is another example.

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 11 місяців тому +1

      @VeraBrightfeather It sounds more natural to you because you already pronounce it that way, not because of any inherent property of the hard G sound.
      And also, the guy who created and named the file format said it's pronounced with a soft G, and if anyone has the ability to give a definite ruling it's him. Stay mad about it.

    • @michaelmann7816
      @michaelmann7816 11 місяців тому

      ​@VeraBrightfeatherThis is almost exactly my reason for pronouncing it with a "G." (The main difference being that my main association with "Jif" is a cleaning agent. (That has since changed its name, but you tend not to adapt to changes to stuff from your childhood that you don't really engage with...))

    • @DavidRomigJr
      @DavidRomigJr 11 місяців тому

      Official pronunciation is with a soft G. Common pronunciation is with a hard G. It came about because people guessed how to say it. Language evolves.
      Just like Dr. Seuss officially rhymes with voice. People commonly pronounce it as if it rhymes Zeus. Mr. Geisel apparently initially corrected people. He should know how to pronounce his own name- it’s his middle name, from his mother’s maiden name. I heard he eventually gave up correcting people. Language evolves. But it really must suck having people tell you you pronounce your own name wrong, especially when it comes from your mother’s family name.
      (Oh, and as a side note, the creator of GIF said he chose soft G for pronouncing it so it intentionally sounds like the peanut butter brand Jif because of the tag line, so he could say, “Choosy developers choose GIF”.)

  • @LincolnDWard
    @LincolnDWard 11 місяців тому +2

    10:19 I've never really gotten this argument. In what world is the pronunciation of an acronym determined by how those letters are pronounced in the constituent words? Although imagining Laser being pronounced "lasser" is giving me a good laugh : )

  • @abiean222
    @abiean222 4 місяці тому

    that time-out bucket post 13:18 - 14:02
    the fact that OP, a child in a bucket, managed to get into the parking lot scooting the whole way there, is a clear sign of neglect. i've scooted in a bucket as a child and just to go down 10 feet takes a good amount of time, nearly 10 minutes. OP had to clear at least two door frames and one of them was a frame for the outdoors. thats hard. and the kid never left the bucket. OP was in that bucket for 30 minutes before they started to scoot to freedom and i will bet money that it took them a further 30 minutes to get as far as they did. and it took the teachers that long to realize they were gone and to find them? yeah, that school is really lucky that OP's mom didn't sue them for neglect and child endangerment. those teachers were shit

  • @SCP-323WendigoSkull
    @SCP-323WendigoSkull 11 місяців тому +1

    I refuse to float ⚓

  • @mintyreview6794
    @mintyreview6794 2 місяці тому

    Philomena Cunk would indeed say that
    I imagine she would be asking that in an episode about American wars
    the historian would sit there in absolute awe.