As an American citizen, I can sincerely say that the accuracy of the country's representation in Touhou is flawless. Between the overabundance of lasers and sheer firepower, to the portrayal of a country as a bottle blonde Hell fairy that drives everybody fucking nuts, this is perfect. Hive fives for ZUN~
well its not like is she was based on america. it just so happens america put that flag there. if it was the brit flag she probably would have modeled her clothes after that then.
I don't think I can do this. I've played all the windows games before, but for the first time ever I truly believe that as a human being, I am absolutely incapable of overcoming this boss fight. This is the hardest thing I've ever encountered in a video game in my entire life. And I'm playing on Normal.
+FieryShaverdian Her first two spells get easier on Hard/Lunatic but in exchange her nonspells go bullshit on me with their speed. Also it took me 241 and 350 retries playing Hard (Reisen) and Lunatic (Sanaes). I don't play those on other games. I do good at 1cc's though on Normal.
On pointdevice mode or legacy mode? I've 1CCed every single game from 2-14 on normal (6-8 on hard) and there is no chance in hell I can 1CC 15 on legacy mode. It's absolutely insane. I've beaten it on pointdevice mode though and that's pretty much what was intended. It even says in game that legacy mode is for experts from now on.
+lecorbak I've gotton further in LoLK than I have in any other game, maybe I just need to git gud. EDIT: Stuck on Clownpiece though, I can't figure it out for the life of me. I won't be satisfied until I can do it without bombing or dieing. (Pointdevice mode, or whatever it is)
Reviire actually, for this spell, the lunatic mode is technically doable with no bombs but with hundreds/thousands of retries. the normal mode is impossible.
Zun outdoes him self again with the amount of thought that goes into every aspect of the game. Coming up with an origin story for the old folktales of the moon driving people insane, and then creating a song for her that makes you feel like you're going crazy just listening to it. Amazing.
+minh le Yeah I'm playing this on normal is this a joke? This is like a funny copywright protection thing Zun did for me not buying it in Japan right? q.q
Maybe 'It's lunatic time!' should be taken in a literal sense, i.e. the game suddenly gears towards Lunatic no matter what difficulty you're playing. Btw, come to think of it, she's not exactly American, just a fairy who likes the patterns on her clothing to incorporate it in her danmaku. Most probably she doesn't even know what America is. An American wannabe lol. Btw, gg.
Fuck this game so hard, 200 retries on clownpiece alone, and still not done with her, after about 60 tries on her last spellcard, came here to rant. I mean holy shit this makes UFO seem like a piece of cake. Have Zun ever do a nerf patch to any of his games? The difficulty of normal is almost criminal
simunator I don't know if he's ever done post-release nerfs, but I'm sure he's released a nerf patch between demo and full release before. I was hoping for a nerf on Doremy, and that doesn't seem to have happened (or maybe I just finally figured her out). Little did I know what the fuck was in store... good lord this game is hard.
SalThePiplup I honestly think Doremy got nerfed, at least with some of her non spells because I dodged everything comfortably and it seemed less dense than her demo counterpart
SalThePiplup And yes, he did slightly nerf the game between demo and release. In Stage 2, there's one pattern where spirits fire and explode into aimed bullets. In the demo they fired three bullets upon death, in the full version they only fired one upon death.
I've counted the view increase in clownpiece related vids since the jevil theme touhou remix came up. Its sad that only 1k only bothered to look up clownpiece out of the 500k viewers. Press F to pay respect.
For me, Clownpiece is somewhat annoying, but also fun to fight (minus her timeouts). Of course, I'm still in the easy-modo diapers in this game. (Stuck on Doremy on Normal.)
The fact that you're very skilled -- you absolutely destroyed the stage -- just goes to show how much of an absurd sequence of bullshit no chill cheapshots Clownpiece's fight is. I love it so much.
Is this harder than Sans? This is definitely harder than Sans P.S. I saw a channel about a top 10 hardest video game bosses and was surprised that Sans was number 1.
The nonspell on her second-last health bar looks almost identical to one of Byakuren's nonspells in UFO, but harder. Harder. On a Stage 5 boss. Byakuren was a Stage 6 boss. ...
As someone who haven't played Normal and beated Clownpiece in Lunatic with Marisa, the first 2 Non-Spells aren't so different, but the Spell Cards are way too much easier
Surprisingly enough Clownpiece is rather strangely balanced, her first and second spellcard are much harder than on lunatic. She's a quite silly boss, the only pattern I trully do not get is the third spellcard, it asks for escaping so fast it just feels a bit stupid due to that.
I have a confession to make: I can’t even clear stage 1 of this game, I’ll never beat clownpiece. Now that that’s off my chest, I can go back to doing... whatever it was I was doing, I can’t remember.
Hey,guess what... I made it to her on Pointdevice Mode! AND BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH MY BULLETS Here's my status: 1st Spell:1/99+ 2nd Spell:1/99+ 3rd Spell:1/99+ 4th Spell:1/99+ 5th Spell:1/99+ best boss ever
Jeez, ZUN really overdid it with Clownpiece. She's worse than Orin. I can't beat her without Pointdevice mode because I just can't beat her spells consistently without spamming bombs.
I can't even beat her in Pointdevice... [Star and Stripe] and [Graze Inferno] is impossible for me. I'm fine with giving her 3 lives in legacy mode though.
Clownpiece, Seija, and Syou. The f*cking hardest boss in touhou. That not normal mode, but hard or lunatic mode! Idk, if Clownpiece is Touhou IN character, I can't imagine what her last spell look like
You know, Touhou, whatever the hell it is, has some insanely catchy music, an interesting fanbase, and some decent to fantastic art. LETS SEE WHAT IT IS. ... YEAH NO, FUCK THAT, IF THE BARRIER FOR ENTRY FOR THIS FANBASE IS LIKE THIS, MAYBE I'LL JUST, Y'KNOW, NOT.
That first nonspell is just a massive pichuun fiesta, a perfect prelude for things to come. I don't think her 2nd last spell with the horizontal lasers even changes on other difficulties, she just has more health?
Am I the only one who thinks that clownpiece could be in some kind of evil clown team along with Marx,jevil,demintio,kefka,and cicero Or am I just crazy
Well clearly, this fight is so easy you can finish it first try on hard mode. It's just like cutting butter with a knife Oh, except the butter is made of pure titanium and the knife is made of polystyrene that's partially melted.
*diary entry number 1 after playing LoLK:* someone help me right now i just played agaimst clownpiss and im literally shaking please help em dsomeone helpe ehenjew
+Zyvux okay, if easy mode clownpiece is harder than sans by far, what about lunatic clownpiece, hecatia and junko? Is hard mode clownpiece harder than lunatic Utsuho, Byakuren and Remilia?
![[TAS] Touhou 15 東方紺珠伝 ~ Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom TriUltra](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5rt1xDiCplU/mqdefault.jpg)
Cirno: *Heavy Breathing*
*heavy melting*
As an American citizen, I can sincerely say that the accuracy of the country's representation in Touhou is flawless. Between the overabundance of lasers and sheer firepower, to the portrayal of a country as a bottle blonde Hell fairy that drives everybody fucking nuts, this is perfect. Hive fives for ZUN~
All we need is a burger badge for her to wear
Fucking perfect
+thekiwibird37 Same lol. MURICA
+thekiwibird37 Am I the only one who thought clownpiece was basically shooting me with the death star? Even the moon and all. WE GOT THERE FIRST.
well its not like is she was based on america. it just so happens america put that flag there. if it was the brit flag she probably would have modeled her clothes after that then.
this is not *normal*
Clearly!
This is touhou
This is the *lunatic kingdom*
Nara no but this normal though
@@Albert_Lecter03
Easy - Normal
Normal - Hard
Hard - Extreme
Lunatic - OHGODOHFUCKOHSHITPLEASEGODNO
>When a Stage 5 on normal mode looks like an Extra Stage from hell
Pretzlcoatl actually the extra stage was from a dream world
with 2 boss
This is the first time I played Touhou on Easy Mode....
Thanks Clownpiece.
Easy Mode is already hell for me.
Oh boy I wonder what the other modes have in store for me.
La FBK Hope The other 8 circles of hell.
playing in easy mode
first clownpiece spellcard: 01/38
Just wait till lunatic mode
Clownpiece:ur welcome!!!
I don't think I can do this. I've played all the windows games before, but for the first time ever I truly believe that as a human being, I am absolutely incapable of overcoming this boss fight. This is the hardest thing I've ever encountered in a video game in my entire life.
And I'm playing on Normal.
+FieryShaverdian
Her first two spells get easier on Hard/Lunatic but in exchange her nonspells go bullshit on me with their speed.
Also it took me 241 and 350 retries playing Hard (Reisen) and Lunatic (Sanaes). I don't play those on other games. I do good at 1cc's though on Normal.
Try searching Hibachi from DoDonPachi then. He makes this look easy as pie
Junko harder than clownpiece
It's not like you are able to beat this game on the first try... or the tenth try -_-'' [Unless you are used to this game genre]
On pointdevice mode or legacy mode? I've 1CCed every single game from 2-14 on normal (6-8 on hard) and there is no chance in hell I can 1CC 15 on legacy mode. It's absolutely insane. I've beaten it on pointdevice mode though and that's pretty much what was intended. It even says in game that legacy mode is for experts from now on.
Poor Cirno, because Clownpiece win by a mile in term of the strongest fairy.
Talos Mistake well memed
+Talos Mistake I can see the doujins now.
SilvarusLupus Cirno won't have much freedom over murrica domination
Clownpiece is just a wannabe Cirno.
She's just more athletic
And less Baka.
Ethan Thenoobygamer Don't bully the Clappy
Whoa I just noticed that her attacks are literally stars and stripes and she poses as lady liberty. Amazing
She fought so bravely for her country. We thank you for your service to the United States of America Clownpiece. 😞🙏
🫡
NASA:what the hell I see energy orbs and beams coming from the moon wtf
i'd vote clownpiece for next fucking president
+ex DOGE
She make a good president instead of kanye.
She should make an alliance with funny valentine
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES
But can she beat Funny valentine and filthy acts at a resonable price?
People complain this game being too hard.
Um, It's called "Lunatic Kingdom" for a reason lol.
In easy it's lunatic, in lunatic ?
Star-spangled bullet-hell bullshit. There is no way to beat this game unless you're f*cking Neo in the Matrix.
I know your pain fellow ragie...
Hardest stage in the touhou series, ever.
Clownpiece: AMERICA !!! IN YO FACE SHRINE MAIDEN
+lecorbak I've gotton further in LoLK than I have in any other game, maybe I just need to git gud.
EDIT: Stuck on Clownpiece though, I can't figure it out for the life of me. I won't be satisfied until I can do it without bombing or dieing. (Pointdevice mode, or whatever it is)
Reviire
you can't pass her without bombing. :V
you will die infinitely on the moon survival.
lecorbak Well I restarted, I managed to get down to 7 seconds, but I kept fucking up.
Reviire
actually, for this spell, the lunatic mode is technically doable with no bombs but with hundreds/thousands of retries.
the normal mode is impossible.
Zun outdoes him self again with the amount of thought that goes into every aspect of the game. Coming up with an origin story for the old folktales of the moon driving people insane, and then creating a song for her that makes you feel like you're going crazy just listening to it. Amazing.
instructions unclear; game deleted.
Pointdevice mode in a nutshell:
"Clownpiece, I've come to bargain"
I thought this was Lunatic but then I saw the title. This is normal difficulty.
This look like lunatic...
minh le this looks like hell
+minh le Yeah I'm playing this on normal is this a joke? This is like a funny copywright protection thing Zun did for me not buying it in Japan right? q.q
+minh le Mhm. Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom is this hard.
+Zellig No. This is just what Touhou 15 is.
Why else would it be called Legacy of the Lunatic Kingdom if you expected it to be TD-levels of difficulty.
Maybe 'It's lunatic time!' should be taken in a literal sense, i.e. the game suddenly gears towards Lunatic no matter what difficulty you're playing.
Btw, come to think of it, she's not exactly American, just a fairy who likes the patterns on her clothing to incorporate it in her danmaku. Most probably she doesn't even know what America is. An American wannabe lol.
Btw, gg.
The opposite of a Weeaboo. What would that even be called?
Westaboo
Uσмι Hιмє Eeaboo?
+Silent Eagle FREEABOO
Amereaboo
fuck this boss, it was the first time in a touhou game where my eyes started hurting
same here on lunatic
i barely can see the statrs
they're too fast+ clownpiece hand just like swinging around and spread the stars
I never want to hear someone say that Jevil is the hardest Clown Boss in gaming..
"Clownpiece is a deadly lazer"
Xero- 2017
This boss is already hard as hell in Easy Mode.
Kudos to those who beat the game without dying once and also trying to beat it on harder modes.
Fuck this game so hard, 200 retries on clownpiece alone, and still not done with her, after about 60 tries on her last spellcard, came here to rant. I mean holy shit this makes UFO seem like a piece of cake.
Have Zun ever do a nerf patch to any of his games? The difficulty of normal is almost criminal
simunator I don't know if he's ever done post-release nerfs, but I'm sure he's released a nerf patch between demo and full release before. I was hoping for a nerf on Doremy, and that doesn't seem to have happened (or maybe I just finally figured her out). Little did I know what the fuck was in store... good lord this game is hard.
SalThePiplup I honestly think Doremy got nerfed, at least with some of her non spells because I dodged everything comfortably and it seemed less dense than her demo counterpart
SalThePiplup and this is what makes it so good among other things
simunator I love the difficulty of this game...
SalThePiplup And yes, he did slightly nerf the game between demo and release.
In Stage 2, there's one pattern where spirits fire and explode into aimed bullets. In the demo they fired three bullets upon death, in the full version they only fired one upon death.
so this is how King George felt when he was fighting the revolution
And it turns out that George Washington was just a puppet. America's TRUE first president was Clownpiece.
Lol
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Chea-
Wait, wrong time for a JoJo reference.
I played this so much I'm in love with Clownpiece!
Stockholm Syndrome is such a beautiful thing
ye
I've counted the view increase in clownpiece related vids since the jevil theme touhou remix came up.
Its sad that only 1k only bothered to look up clownpiece out of the 500k viewers.
Press F to pay respect.
Cirno's gonna be pissed
Clownpiece is easily one of the hardest bosses in the entire series imo
I feel like junko is harder but fair enough
Wow....this is harder than Doremy Sweet on Lunatic...
I have never seen ZUN be so cruel,He must have been high instead of drunk.
What if he's HIGH AND DRUNK
For me, Clownpiece is somewhat annoying, but also fun to fight (minus her timeouts).
Of course, I'm still in the easy-modo diapers in this game. (Stuck on Doremy on Normal.)
+now what Hey now, Orin put up one hell of a fight.
She makes people go into violent insanity
Including the player
*The Boundary between Reality and Fiction can be blurry sometimes*
"Before Boss : No miss, No Bomb
Boss : 3 miss, 3 bomb :( "
YES. this is relatable lol
THIS IS IS NORMAL MODE AND ITS ALREADY INSANEEE
The guy never play Touhou: Touhou is not that hard and bored
Normal mod:
The fact that you're very skilled -- you absolutely destroyed the stage -- just goes to show how much of an absurd sequence of bullshit no chill cheapshots Clownpiece's fight is.
I love it so much.
I gotta get rid of my habit of literally wanting to collect every point on screen.
CHAOS CHAOS- Oh shet wrong game
Jevil is inspired with clownpiece so u can
@@petergriffin1331 wait *what*
It definitely sounds like a battlefield with all those shooting sounds from the graze lol
I didn't even that she is more Strongest than Cirno,too make things worse,she gets tired...
MAKE CLOWNPIECE AMERICA AGAIN!!!!!
Clownpiece + Jevil Deltarune
The greatest demented duo.
Spoiler warning
Clownpiece will be back in Touhou 16.5
Ultimate smuger , well, FUCK
Is this harder than Sans?
This is definitely harder than Sans
P.S. I saw a channel about a top 10 hardest video game bosses and was surprised that Sans was number 1.
lmao
+Yukari - Sama Ya they didnt search Touhou Clownpiece lunatic lmao
I liek cats hmm well i have heard from many 2hu fans that clownpiece in normal mode is actually harder than in lunatic
fucking everything past stage 3 is ten times harder than sans. this game is fucking impossible. I cant even get pass stage 5 normal in touhou 7
Y'all want hard? Go to Embodiment of Scarlet Devil and try Flandre Scarlett.
The nonspell on her second-last health bar looks almost identical to one of Byakuren's nonspells in UFO, but harder.
Harder.
On a Stage 5 boss.
Byakuren was a Stage 6 boss.
...
Also, just noticed this but her third nonspell is lifted straight from Byakuren (specifically Byakuren's second, I think).
Just as I expected from Legacy of LUNATIC Kingdom
As someone who haven't played Normal and beated Clownpiece in Lunatic with Marisa, the first 2 Non-Spells aren't so different, but the Spell Cards are way too much easier
Represent America as Clown
ZUN is ahead of its time.
After boss : 10 deaths, 150000 used bombs
Surprisingly enough Clownpiece is rather strangely balanced, her first and second spellcard are much harder than on lunatic. She's a quite silly boss, the only pattern I trully do not get is the third spellcard, it asks for escaping so fast it just feels a bit stupid due to that.
Yeah Cirno's the strongest fairy xD
+James Perrott and the most baka :d
*cirno dies by clownpiece intensives*
I have a confession to make: I can’t even clear stage 1 of this game, I’ll never beat clownpiece. Now that that’s off my chest, I can go back to doing... whatever it was I was doing, I can’t remember.
Hey,guess what...
I made it to her on Pointdevice Mode! AND BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH MY BULLETS
Here's my status:
1st Spell:1/99+
2nd Spell:1/99+
3rd Spell:1/99+
4th Spell:1/99+
5th Spell:1/99+
best boss ever
as someone who still is playing EoSD seeing so many bonuses fall to waste is hurtful
Jeez, ZUN really overdid it with Clownpiece. She's worse than Orin. I can't beat her without Pointdevice mode because I just can't beat her spells consistently without spamming bombs.
I can't even beat her in Pointdevice... [Star and Stripe] and [Graze Inferno] is impossible for me.
I'm fine with giving her 3 lives in legacy mode though.
fuck i just realized she posed kinda like lady fucking liberty
omg ur right
Clownpiece, Seija, and Syou. The f*cking hardest boss in touhou. That not normal mode, but hard or lunatic mode! Idk, if Clownpiece is Touhou IN character, I can't imagine what her last spell look like
I think Pointdevice + Easy mode is the only way for a normal player to beat this.
This is insane.
I thought the flandre boss fight scared me
*seeing this only made the pain worse*
I think clownpiece stole the american flag off of the moon and decided to wear it
Chaos! Chaos!
"Normal"
I was fine until I noticed Normal in the title
You know, Touhou, whatever the hell it is, has some insanely catchy music, an interesting fanbase, and some decent to fantastic art.
LETS SEE WHAT IT IS.
...
YEAH NO, FUCK THAT, IF THE BARRIER FOR ENTRY FOR THIS FANBASE IS LIKE THIS, MAYBE I'LL JUST, Y'KNOW, NOT.
"Stars and Stripes."
whoa whoa WAIT. I GENUINELY thought this was lunatic mode and then i reread the title...oh my god :,D
Harder than the delrarune boss
Syggy Santos harder then Sans
played as yuuka on a grey backdrop avoiding large bullets
HOW THE FUDGE
fun fact: running out of bombs before F&S (or, for that matter, GI) in pointdevice is painful
That first nonspell is just a massive pichuun fiesta, a perfect prelude for things to come.
I don't think her 2nd last spell with the horizontal lasers even changes on other difficulties, she just has more health?
As someone who's only played touhou 6,7 and 8 she looks much harder than Sakuya and all other stage 5 bosses.
Dat 01/08 history on Flash and Stripe tho. Cudos.
Clownpiss first spell in normal is way harder than in hard/lunatic
Am I the only one who thinks that clownpiece could be in some kind of evil clown team along with Marx,jevil,demintio,kefka,and cicero
Or am I just crazy
i think they will get along swell
The Oshawott Animation show you forgot Cicero from Elder Scrolls
Brainbot Jezebel I don’t know who he is (I’ve never played elder scrolls before)
The Oshawott Animation show a lunatic fool who is part of a murder „mystery“ quest
Brainbot Jezebel ok then I’ll add him
Sense he is a maniac clown
Like the others
So this is what I have waiting for me when and if I manage to beat Sagume on Normal. This……Star Spangled Bullshit?
Fuck this. no.
needs more guns and people screaming "MURICA"
Vanilla Voodoo you don’t need guns if you are a god
@@PancakemonsterFO4 She's a fairy... with powers that vastly exceed her race to a ridiculous degree.
Normal? More like *abnormal*
**PTSD INTENSIFIES**
Clownpiece: break my hope to 1cc in normal mode
that was a jolly good vid! I liked it!.
*This is a definition of bullets of hell*
this game is pretty
clownpiece is hard as fuck but dude, the fourth spellcard is so much fun.
This looks HARD!
플레이가 너무 겁먹은것 같은 느낌이네요. 아무리 감주전 노말 클피라지만....
Vote Clownpiece instead of Kanye.
Well clearly, this fight is so easy you can finish it first try on hard mode. It's just like cutting butter with a knife
Oh, except the butter is made of pure titanium and the knife is made of polystyrene that's partially melted.
CHAOS, CH-
Oh wait.
Hh...
HUH
You hear that?
That's the sound of FREEDOM.
-Clownpieceofshit
*JEVIL DANCING INTENSIFIES*
*the world revolving intensifies*
Imagine the pain of fighting Jevil, Clownpiece, Marx Soul, Kefka, and Dimentio at the same time-
@@M1RACLEWEAVER There won't be any pain because you'll be dead before you even start.
*diary entry number 1 after playing LoLK:* someone help me right now i just played agaimst clownpiss and im literally shaking please help em dsomeone helpe ehenjew
The first encounters is Harder than Flowey
+Finnegan Lamayo easy mode in LoLK is harder than genocide sans fight by far.
+Zyvux okay, if easy mode clownpiece is harder than sans by far, what about lunatic clownpiece, hecatia and junko? Is hard mode clownpiece harder than lunatic Utsuho, Byakuren and Remilia?
Hard mode Clownpiece is easier than the three you mentioned. She's even easier than on Normal.
_graze_
Clownpiece is so cool
how long it took for you to learn all her patterns?
***** About 3 hours.
+Snails still stuck on her first no spell in point device mode mght have to restart playing as reimu and im out of bombs
hazerddex err....
Snails lol sorry had to vent this boss is evil
Im stuck on Junko's last spellcard for a week xD. Damn, i wish i didnt waste all my bombs on Clownpiece
Usa-chan? or Murrrica-chan?
Kms-chan
Empress of the United States of Gensokyo.
Clown piece of shit
... those quickman lasers
Why was i even existing yet