Y dis edviertiezer wund trieks. Ed its hez viedgiets spienars. 2menie crep evdiertiezer. *this comment has gone japes, cuz full of ads. And why not anime advertise? Vinny*
Will not all mobile games have ads being toss at you left and right some of them actually give you a choice if you want to watch the ad or not but in most of the games that do that are actually good
The lords mobile games are so fucking obnoxious. Like I'll just be watching a video when suddenly someone says with a super high pitched voice: "He'S tRyInG tO aTtAcK uS lEtS jUsT sEnNnNnNd In ThE cAlVaRy" "OMGSOMEONEISTRYINGTOATTACKMETHEYHAVELESSSOLDIERSTHANMETHOSOILLJUSTSENDIN MYCALVARY"
no to mention it was the exact same gameplay with the 2 guys and 1 girl (also once without either them or the girl and just the gameplay itself). fuck these shitty games
Whenever I get an ad for that game, the background music is Megalovania. Don't know why. No editing, no remixing, just blatant Megolovania. Now I like the song, I just don't know how or why it's supposed to fit with Twitch titty streamers staring at their phones.
I played a rogue lite on Android where you could save yourself by watching an ad. Never thought I'd say "please let me die" in a game before, I mean for fucks sake I downloaded the game expecting to die
"That is despicable. That is absolutely despicable. You can get saved from dying by watching a 30 second ad. But who saves me? How do I save myself?" - Vinny
In the future anyone who kills themselves over stress from being overworked will have no choice but to watch a 30 second ad for ubereats before they wake up again the next morning for another day of 7 days a week work
"could you imagine if every video game was like this" super mario bros, before the title screen theres an ad, when you start theres an ad, when you die theres an ad, when you go into a different area theres an ad, when you JUMP THERES AN AD
Snowcrow Actually no, that would make me fear that I would get viruses just by installing a single App if the adpocalypse goes to my phone How about no ads at all
I have my trash can in front of where the air escapes my bass. So every time gets up close and personal on the mic, my trash shakes as if he himself is communicating through the garbage.
i think mobile games are the most not okay thing everyone overlooks. there's so much illegal and borderline illegal and absolutely despicable shit that society just gets used to it, especially when fucking every toddler gets awarded a smartphone for no reason. edit: my favorite ads are the ones with generic 'gamers' in them while they boringly commentate a video that doesn't even remotely resemble real gameplay and act as if the ultra generic micromanagement medieval microtransaction battle simulator they're advertising is the hot shit all the cool kids play these days. i mean come on, there's a fucking smoothly moving cursor that's supposed to trick people into thinking that guy is playing the game on a touchscreen
They legit have iPads in kindergarten classes now. I want to KMS. By the time I am 50 people are going to be so stupid they can't even think without a phone in their hand.
I was in a waiting room recently and some bitch was watching ads for rewards in her shitty freemium game with the volume all the way up. Somehow I could hear her mouthbreathing over the stock ukulele music.
Yeah, made by the same people who made MOBILE STRIKE. Truly a smart move by Square On a side note, pretty sure these streams were before those ads came out.
rjskillz92 Fucking THIS. I honestly don't ever want to play a FF game again just because I'm so goddamn sick of the ads for that. And I like Final Fantasy.
6:22 While I was vacationing in China, I had two ads where two different Chinese streamers commentated over the SAME EXACT FOOTAGE, and the worst part of it is that they're trying to make it look like they're playing the game.
If you've noticed, the Asian chick and the two bro-dudes have the same exact goddamn footage. Lords Mobile, hmm, I wonder if it's also made by similar Chinese hackjob developers?
Personally, I'm happy that they are so trash and obvious. Otherwise we'd have a bunch of amazing looking ads for absolute garbage, and you'd always be skeptical and doubtful when looking to find something, instead of just knowing it's trash from the start so you can avoid it like the plague. Not that there are many deeply engaging mobile games. I mean the mobile port of XCOM EW is good for the most part. Only some weird and mostly easily avoidable bugs.
Stuff like this is why mobile gaming will never truly replace handheld gaming. Imagine his Tomodachi streams with ads interrupting the gameplay every couple of minutes
Back in the beginning it was great! We got games like Angry Birds, Plants vs Zombies, Cut the Rope, Minecraft... but now? Look at how they massacred my boy...
I'd pay more to see Vinny in a Lords Mobile ad pretending to play the game despite the obvious dual "free-dee" fidget spinners occupying both of his hands slightly off-camera.
TF2 servers are 10 billion times better than this. Unless you are playing on a crappy server with no reputation or Jiggly's Funhouse almost every server only has one ad as you join, and you can't even interact with it.
Picture this: You are 82, you had a hard life since you were born on a poor family wich didnt really want you and kicked you out of the house the second you turned 18. But still, you put yourself up, got a good job, a house, and one day while you were out in the club whit your friends you met her, a beautifull blonde girl, her green eyes hypnotised you the second you saw them, her name was Juliet and she loved The Beatles, or at least thats what she told you since you were humming "Hey Jude", you two started hanging out frecuently, 3 years passed and you were in love, had a big house and Juliet was pregnant, you had a baby girl who loved you since the day she was born untill the day you died, that day, is today. You are having a heart attack and dont know what to do, Juliet is panicking and as your soul escapes your body you see her green eyes for a last time, those beautyfull eyes that tell you "everything is going to be all right" You dont fear death anymore. As you step into the black void of nothing, thinking and remembering your life, you wonder about what could have happened to your family, the one that kicked you out and never loved you no matter how hard you tryed to get along whit them. But you cant think about that for too long since a feeling embraces you, one wouldnt be able to describe it or even explain why but its the feeling of colors, yellow, white, green, blue, black and red all start forming arround you, "you are about to die" you understand from the colors, and you have a choice, stay here, and wait for your family to die so you can greet them in heaven or watch a 30 seconds add. Puzzled you contemplate life is it worth it to come back? Is it a sin to accept the offer? But all doubts dissapear the moment you think of the last thing you saw, Juliet's eyes, you are so quick to accept that one could even say you did it before you even died. The colors change and you feel the cold touch of what you understand as a dish washer, the words "cheap" "3 years garanty" and "perfect for the occupied man or the family mother" come to you as you feel the happiness of the ones who bought it, the add dissapears and so do the colors. You are now alone in the void but its not for too long until you feel a static shock A second passes, or it may have been 11 years and another shock hits you, for a moment you see light Another 100 years until it comes back and this time the lights last longer Darkness again... But this time its not as dark, you start feeling your body and after that you are greeted by the feeling of the floor, then a voice saying "he's back" you slowly open your eyes and quickly become blinded by the white lights, as the flash starts to fade out you realize you are in your living room, two paramedics are leaning arround you whit a dephibrilator and a worried look on their faces. You try to sit but they tell you to stay down for a minute, you do so, but something catches your attention, you see Juliet, crying in the corner, you smile at her and whit a faint voice say "everything is going to be all right" You live the rest of your life questioning life but enjoying the time whit your wife and daughter, You dont really know why but after a week of your heart attack you felt the strong need to buy a dish washer, Juliet told you not to do it since you allready had one but you bought it anyways.
The people who made the ad probably just stole one of their clips, only used the facecam, and put in on their ad. I doubt they are actually playing the game.
What pisses me off the most is that there will be video ads of mobile games, but the video will have nothing to do with the mobile game. For example, there was an video ad for King of Avalon and the video was gameplay from The Witcher III: Wild Hunt.
stride99 Sadly, you aren't safe from the depravating anomaly known as ADS. Most "emulators" from the Play Store aren't even that at all. They're nothing but advertisements, or possibly, malware.
In my personal opinion: playing mobile games you will rarely get a game that lasts you a decent time (for me 72 hours tops) and even if it does it will hit you with ads and pay walls were progressing is near impossible w/o paying. It's unrewarding and their not out to make a game but for you money. Save your money and just buy a 3Ds, switch or a PSP with some emulators if you want something on the go. Honestly I am done with mobile.
I tried out Pet Rescue Saga once. Seemed fine, was alright. Get to level 20, it's programmed to be impossible to complete without paying $10 to get some stupid PuP's. I was like nope, fuck off. Never touched a phone game since.
There are some ok games but you have to wade through the shit to find them. Like mrwolfsnack I kept hitting levels where you can't go pass without cash. I got sick of even trying and gave up. It's not worth digging in garbage to find the odd gem. Sadly the app store is so full of trash. People thought greenlight it was bad but was a day spa next to google play.
If I got stabbed for every time I saw a Clash of Clans ripoff with someone yelling or opening their mouth as the app's icon I would be suffering right now
"Hoi goiys, we've go' a 3D spinnahh!" "(Stock woman scream sound-clip plays immediately after)" An appropriate reaction upon hearing about fidget spinners.
EssJay00 Paid actors for sure. I've actually seen postings for this shit on casting call websites. I guess beggars can't be choosers but I have ethical boundaries godammit.
This will be the next "All footage shown not actual gameplay" style fiasco where all the racketeers will have already made all the money they wanted before any actual legal requirement to state actors are being used. It's the dumb kids who i feel sorry for, totally manipulative, show them the same few ads day after day and they'll eventually fall for it.
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"Hoi gois, we'ave a free dee spinnah"
"Yah m8 you fookn spin it and shite"
Hey goiz weev got a free dee schpinner
"Yah m8,it's mental"
Y dis edviertiezer wund trieks. Ed its hez viedgiets spienars. 2menie crep evdiertiezer.
*this comment has gone japes, cuz full of ads. And why not anime advertise?
Vinny*
Bit weird, innit?
What in the absolute fuck is the point of SINGLE PLAYER BINGO!?!
XLaw Xc it's for winners only
You're winner.
It's made specifically for Donald Trump. He always wins and he can wank himself off everytime he "wins" at Bingo.
ZudeXbox360 goes you like that travel ban, that's transgender ban, and that GDP boost? :)
ZudeXbox360 pathetic tbh
I'm pretty sure mobile app developers aren't actually human.
+Mattuiop
That would explain why most of the games are just shitty clones
and Mobile "gamers" are brain dead.
Will not all mobile games have ads being toss at you left and right some of them actually give you a choice if you want to watch the ad or not
but in most of the games that do that are actually good
You can't be human to want to make a "free dee spinnah" app, when "free dee spinnahs" are completely pointless and unnecessary.
Yss bu mor 3d spinners
Am human
Am have feelings too
The lords mobile games are so fucking obnoxious.
Like I'll just be watching a video when suddenly someone says with a super high pitched voice:
"He'S tRyInG tO aTtAcK uS lEtS jUsT sEnNnNnNd In ThE cAlVaRy"
"OMGSOMEONEISTRYINGTOATTACKMETHEYHAVELESSSOLDIERSTHANMETHOSOILLJUSTSENDIN MYCALVARY"
no to mention it was the exact same gameplay with the 2 guys and 1 girl (also once without either them or the girl and just the gameplay itself). fuck these shitty games
Best comment of the month
Whenever I get an ad for that game, the background music is Megalovania. Don't know why. No editing, no remixing, just blatant Megolovania. Now I like the song, I just don't know how or why it's supposed to fit with Twitch titty streamers staring at their phones.
True.
Jack Newton yeah I got those last night
those kings raid ads
'Save yourself by watching a 30 second video'
'No, let me die'
Tibble Media _The latter_
Let all the 30 second videos die
I played a rogue lite on Android where you could save yourself by watching an ad. Never thought I'd say "please let me die" in a game before, I mean for fucks sake I downloaded the game expecting to die
"That is despicable. That is absolutely despicable. You can get saved from dying by watching a 30 second ad. But who saves me? How do I save myself?"
- Vinny
I wish I could save myself...
:^(
*Kasumi Draws* I wish I could unsee some of the shit I've seen here on UA-cam.....................
In the future anyone who kills themselves over stress from being overworked will have no choice but to watch a 30 second ad for ubereats before they wake up again the next morning for another day of 7 days a week work
It's great how the Lords Mobile ads have the same gameplay but with different people commentating over them
valeforXD look at 6:03, then 7:12
Glad to see other people noticed it
im pretty sure its just prerecorded gameplay, actually. the actors are tapping when there arent even any hud elements lmao
valeforXD there's a third ad for the game that shows a first person fighting game, the whole game is a lie.
LizarDragon ikr!? its so fucking dispiccable.
"You Can Do Whatever You Want !"
*beating the shit out of a wolf is the first thing they show*
First thought in any rational person's mind
What else is there?
Why would I download a game for that? I can do that in real life!
nice pfp
nice pfp
"could you imagine if every video game was like this"
super mario bros, before the title screen theres an ad, when you start theres an ad, when you die theres an ad, when you go into a different area theres an ad, when you JUMP THERES AN AD
Мария Белянкина Everyone's reaction would be 7:13
Try to imagine a speedrun of that
instead of 4 minutes it takes 4 hours
ZelenPixel How about a Sonic game where an ad plays whenever Sonic RUNS?
The devs bound the jump button to the ad button.
can the adpocalypse leave youtube and move to phones? that would be fantastic
Very güd speed luggy profile pic
Should pitch that idea to the Anti-Google people over at the Wall Street Journal.
Yes
Snowcrow
Actually no, that would make me fear that I would get viruses just by installing a single App if the adpocalypse goes to my phone
How about no ads at all
Snowcrow it's already on phones.
playing mobile games is like trying to watch a full movie on cable television
To be fair most channels remove ads on movies.
10 minutes of movie 1 hour of ads
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
CheeseMan It’s like trying to watch American football
And that’s why I play bandori and other anime gacha games: they barely have any ads and watching ads are optional
@@justinchannel128 weeb
I have my trash can in front of where the air escapes my bass. So every time gets up close and personal on the mic, my trash shakes as if he himself is communicating through the garbage.
This is amazing
lucky, I want a trash vinny.
So would that be trashtalk?
GAME PRO24X Does that mean that Vinny is the true Treshman?
*TRASH*
GOD BLESS ADBLOCK
Lucas Brito Cruz i'm going to install it soon enough, the idiots leeching off of play store disgust me.
They're mobile games, so turning off wi-fi/data will also remove the ads
Amen 🙏
Wish I had it
Im glad that Im not the only one that gets unnecessarily mad at these kinds of ads
Saucy Pixels I'm with ya to
SchrodingersWaffle
1) No idea who happy masturbater is
2) The guy probably "stole" this profile from Omocat. So :/
He's the jolliest wanker though.
What do you mean "unnecessarily" >;(
I M J U S T G O N N A S E N D M Y C A V A L R Y
MISTERBUCKET XD I was looking for this comment.
*Let's talk about formations*
*C A L V A R Y (You spelled it right; the app spelled it wrong)
Jesus came back to life because he watched a 30 second ad
3 day ad
Oh my fucking god
Since Joel does Windows Destructions. Vinny should do Android destructions.
TheGame455 Ads are worse than Viruses.
Then who would do iphone destructions?!
You don't need anyone to, Achevah. Just throw the phone away and get an android then do a destruction on it.
How about Windows Phone Destructions?
All he has to do is root the device, install BusyBox, install a terminal app, and then run "sudo rm -rf /" in the terminal
i think mobile games are the most not okay thing everyone overlooks. there's so much illegal and borderline illegal and absolutely despicable shit that society just gets used to it, especially when fucking every toddler gets awarded a smartphone for no reason.
edit: my favorite ads are the ones with generic 'gamers' in them while they boringly commentate a video that doesn't even remotely resemble real gameplay and act as if the ultra generic micromanagement medieval microtransaction battle simulator they're advertising is the hot shit all the cool kids play these days. i mean come on, there's a fucking smoothly moving cursor that's supposed to trick people into thinking that guy is playing the game on a touchscreen
juice THESEGUYSAREDROPPING
juice same, they act so fucking terribly i want to throw my phone away
They legit have iPads in kindergarten classes now. I want to KMS. By the time I am 50 people are going to be so stupid they can't even think without a phone in their hand.
One thing that always confuses me is that square Enix made a Game of war esque mobile game, and It looks, GAWDAwful
I was in a waiting room recently and some bitch was watching ads for rewards in her shitty freemium game with the volume all the way up. Somehow I could hear her mouthbreathing over the stock ukulele music.
Not enough app icons of guys yelling/10
Yeah, what the fuck is it with angry white guys in app icons?
@@HC-qc5rp Clash of Clans popularized it, along with the “Not so strategic Strategy game” craze that took over App Stores for a while
Who the fuck plays Bingo on their smartphone
Vulcan64 Weird people
My stepdad plays fake scratch offs on his phone that don't even give you money or anything, so there's definitely stranger apps out there
Who the fuck plays *single* *player* *bingo*
Simulated gambling makes sense but Bingo? why? lol
Vulcan64 Isn't part of the fun of Bingo kinda supposed to be the social aspect of it?
These type of ads should be Illegal
Ocean Man Especially if it was the same ad footage with different person playing it.
You can completely disable ads on Android if you know how
Today's ads make we want it gone.
Can we add the fucking horrible FFXV mobile game ads ive gotten before almost every video for the past week?
Yeah, made by the same people who made MOBILE STRIKE.
Truly a smart move by Square
On a side note, pretty sure these streams were before those ads came out.
rjskillz92 I fuckin hate that game. All the ads are the same as mobile strike
The ads confuse me because they're the exact fucking same as Mobile Strike and all of those.
Yeah what the fuck is up with that shit
rjskillz92 Fucking THIS. I honestly don't ever want to play a FF game again just because I'm so goddamn sick of the ads for that. And I like Final Fantasy.
"Sometimes when my scrotum itches, I need a Plumbus to get me off my meds."
-Vinny
Mobile games are so aggressively bad nowadays, you can almost feel the contempt of the Chinese seeping through the ads
Mobile ads created the corona virus
@@kirbyfan4 I'd take every Covid variant you've got over 15 minutes of these games.
But sometimes the Chinese do make good mobile games like Genshin Impact and Azur Lane.
I'm afraid to touch the video because my mind subconsciously believes these ads are on the actual youtube app
I use ad blockers and I still felt like I needed to be careful scrubbing through it.
Newt the Amphibameme Most of these ads are on UA-cam right now, the Lord's Mobile ads are fucking inescapable.
Newt the Amphibameme I watched this video on full screen, and everytime an ad popped up my finger immediately clicked on the X button...
I made the mistake of watching this on a mobile device.
I genuinely thought I'd gotten some weird, persistent adware, when I went to full screen...
Joseph Collins if this malware has Vinny's voice I would be down for it.
WATCH 3 HOURS OF ADS TO SAVE YOUR PHONE FROM DELETION!!!
Yes sir download the free game that takes you to more free games then get an ad for kingston memory cards.
Riiight like you didnt see the title or hear him talking over it
"You can do whatever you want" except play your game
Kesus Riced because the footage from the ad was taken from a pc game
Okay. let's talk about *Plumbus* .
FOOKIN METAL PLUMBUSES
Oh wow these guys are droppy
But first, we need to clear something up.
I love how he breathes into the mic as he says "Okay".
fun fact: I made this comment without knowing what Plumbus was, but now I know when the schleem, fleeb and grumbo takes action.
6:22 While I was vacationing in China, I had two ads where two different Chinese streamers commentated over the SAME EXACT FOOTAGE, and the worst part of it is that they're trying to make it look like they're playing the game.
If you've noticed, the Asian chick and the two bro-dudes have the same exact goddamn footage. Lords Mobile, hmm, I wonder if it's also made by similar Chinese hackjob developers?
They had the Indonesian one
also V for Victory
I feel you! I was thinking that too!
Personally, I'm happy that they are so trash and obvious.
Otherwise we'd have a bunch of amazing looking ads for absolute garbage, and you'd always be skeptical and doubtful when looking to find something, instead of just knowing it's trash from the start so you can avoid it like the plague.
Not that there are many deeply engaging mobile games. I mean the mobile port of XCOM EW is good for the most part. Only some weird and mostly easily avoidable bugs.
Panda Pop was preloaded on my phone
Help
The Stickmann Did you try uninstalling it?
get a morning rescue
JumperKru I did
That means you are a phantom thief
Root ur phone
*Oh wow these guys are dropping*
JackWolf *Hey, I'm gonna attack this guy's castle!*
Stuff like this is why mobile gaming will never truly replace handheld gaming. Imagine his Tomodachi streams with ads interrupting the gameplay every couple of minutes
Meme Thief oh god
Its cause majority of the population owns a mobile so its easy to leech money from it. Yes,there is decent gem but its really hard to find
**seconds**
Back in the beginning it was great! We got games like Angry Birds, Plants vs Zombies, Cut the Rope, Minecraft... but now? Look at how they massacred my boy...
@@piggyman-st8iuIkr
Anyone else instinctively trying to close out some of the ads Vinny recorded?
Vuuhlk 'reithaur It would be cool if there were annotations on the x so you can skip ahead to the next part of the video.
anotations have been removed from the video editor. so no new anotations can be made
Slash0mega Oh, that's bullshit.
Thanks, google.
Vuuhlk 'reithaur Damn you, Pavlov!
"Let's talk about formations."
Paper "But first, we need to talk about parallel formations"
"Next, we need to build up formations for 12 hours."
Make sure not to misalign your formations
Then we have to raise the formation.
WOAH! theseguysaredropping
Vinny better got paid for showing off all those ads
LangeManGlenn Wow his ad revenue is dropping
I like how those ripoff Clash of Clans games assume you're interested and explain the game without any context.
Jameson of what? I’m interested
Just watching the ads pissed me off to a 4th degree.
HexerRush, I watched an ad for mobilmo and I think to myself, has Toyota hit a new low?
I'd pay for Vinny reacting to ads
I'd pay more to see Vinny in a Lords Mobile ad pretending to play the game despite the obvious dual "free-dee" fidget spinners occupying both of his hands slightly off-camera.
You predicted it you absolute madlad
D I D Y O U J U S T P R E S S A B U T T O N ? *A D V E R T*
y'know, Vinny might be on to something with the money laundering thing
it would be so easy to hide amongst the sea of barely-even-a-game apps
But what if the majority are laundering schemes?
Thank god I'm not the only one who fucking hates those Lord Mobile ads. I could list EVERYTHING wrong about those ads
the game fucking sucks, too
Dr. Raven they use the same fucking futage in every single ad
Do it. Please.
"Okay, let's talk about Plumbus."
Well, TheBiggaproductions, hear me out
Irl scenario :
*climbs building*
*jumps off*
*hits ground*
Fucking 30s advertisement
3D spinner man
7:13 I love how they just used the same exact gameplay as the other ad and didn't even try to hide it.
F U C K
Devious Vinny. This is a secret way to show us ads so you get paid.
so who else here instinctively moved to close the ads.
Zero Confidence meh
Me
dumb fucks
Phone:"H" *3d spinner ad plays* that fucking killed mr
Gira Mr. who??
Me too
Phone "h" Hoi goiz weev got a freedee spinnha fo yaw fone NAU PLEES NAU
[Phone]: "H-"
"Phone. H."
[Advertisement showing phone]
*"HI GUYS, WE HAVE A 3D FIDGET SPINNER APP"*
I started the video with "get ready for a lot of this" then the video buffered
No, actually feeling physically sick watching this.
yeah same
why the fuck am i watching this i need to sleep
Steam may be a dumpster fire, but the Google Play Store's rampant ad pushing makes it a burning tire yard.
It’s a *forest fire.*
raging wildfire of horse shit
Still better than the FF15 mobile game
Which is at least better then AIDS. Maybe. Perhaps.
That game left me baffled
McBandit Hope
You can's spell AIDS without ADS
or ff awakening
0:00 HEY 🅱ETER
multiple layers of unhealthy crippling depression
H E Y
L O I S,
W A T C H
T H I S
YES 🅱️INNY FROM 🅱️INESAUCE
Remember when my Android got a fuckload of advertisements at once?
SPELL *_MISSISSIPPI_* _NIGGA_
Ⓜ-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-🅿-🅿-I
I watched this entire video thinking it was a shovelware showcase video. Needless to say that I'm still satisfied.
It's shovelware when you have to "shovel" a ton of ad windows out of the "ware" to even find the decrepit, disgusting game underneath.
This video is an ad
*should've been the ad, not unlisted, just for fun and likes and comments
I just spent 14 minutes watching Vinny watch the worst ads possible. Clearly this is the darkest timeline.
The amount of ads on these games kinda make them look like tf2 community servers.
TF2 servers are 10 billion times better than this. Unless you are playing on a crappy server with no reputation or Jiggly's Funhouse almost every server only has one ad as you join, and you can't even interact with it.
Lel more Those ads x 10,000
Couldn’t tell you how many times I lost a killstreak to a loud advertisement.
I'm frustrated
"PLEASE LET IT BE AN ADVERTISEMENT! IT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED!"
Save Me
No, let me die
I love Vinny's Peter Molleneaux voice.
Dirk Trash he'd have to be a lying scumbag to complete the Peter Molleneaux look
"I will not bow to any sponsor"-Wayne's world
This is why mobile games are not real video games
There are a few good games on mobile, I think Death road to Canada is getting an Android release soon, and Super hexagon is a fun time killer.
Also there's Dan the Man, a neat little fighter-platformer.
and Candy Crush!
nerd No.
nerd final fantasy Awakening*
Picture this:
You are 82, you had a hard life since you were born on a poor family wich didnt really want you and kicked you out of the house the second you turned 18. But still, you put yourself up, got a good job, a house, and one day while you were out in the club whit your friends you met her, a beautifull blonde girl, her green eyes hypnotised you the second you saw them, her name was Juliet and she loved The Beatles, or at least thats what she told you since you were humming "Hey Jude", you two started hanging out frecuently, 3 years passed and you were in love, had a big house and Juliet was pregnant, you had a baby girl who loved you since the day she was born untill the day you died, that day, is today. You are having a heart attack and dont know what to do, Juliet is panicking and as your soul escapes your body you see her green eyes for a last time, those beautyfull eyes that tell you "everything is going to be all right"
You dont fear death anymore.
As you step into the black void of nothing, thinking and remembering your life, you wonder about what could have happened to your family, the one that kicked you out and never loved you no matter how hard you tryed to get along whit them.
But you cant think about that for too long since a feeling embraces you, one wouldnt be able to describe it or even explain why but its the feeling of colors, yellow, white, green, blue, black and red all start forming arround you, "you are about to die" you understand from the colors, and you have a choice, stay here, and wait for your family to die so you can greet them in heaven or watch a 30 seconds add.
Puzzled you contemplate life
is it worth it to come back?
Is it a sin to accept the offer?
But all doubts dissapear the moment you think of the last thing you saw, Juliet's eyes, you are so quick to accept that one could even say you did it before you even died.
The colors change and you feel the cold touch of what you understand as a dish washer, the words "cheap" "3 years garanty" and "perfect for the occupied man or the family mother" come to you as you feel the happiness of the ones who bought it, the add dissapears and so do the colors. You are now alone in the void but its not for too long until you feel a static shock
A second passes, or it may have been 11 years and another shock hits you, for a moment you see light
Another 100 years until it comes back and this time the lights last longer
Darkness again... But this time its not as dark, you start feeling your body and after that you are greeted by the feeling of the floor, then a voice saying "he's back" you slowly open your eyes and quickly become blinded by the white lights, as the flash starts to fade out you realize you are in your living room, two paramedics are leaning arround you whit a dephibrilator and a worried look on their faces.
You try to sit but they tell you to stay down for a minute, you do so, but something catches your attention, you see Juliet, crying in the corner, you smile at her and whit a faint voice say "everything is going to be all right"
You live the rest of your life questioning life but enjoying the time whit your wife and daughter,
You dont really know why but after a week of your heart attack you felt the strong need to buy a dish washer, Juliet told you not to do it since you allready had one but you bought it anyways.
juliet was MY dish washing machine....
Karim Juan im crying ;(
Lelouch The Coffee Guy good one
Ok then.
underrated
6:04 Idubbbz lost his remaining chromosomes and humanity
Sutahr Platinah
While having 10k+ subs
The people who made the ad probably just stole one of their clips, only used the facecam, and put in on their ad. I doubt they are actually playing the game.
Dude that's not even the actual gameplay.
I played it myself.
It's horrible
@@catto3062 yea i just think hd gameplay from mobile phones
One time I got an ad for a mobile game that used stolen footage of a heavily modded Skyrim. They tried to pass it off as their game.
WOW THESE GUYS ARE DROPPING
The spinner one is the best
h e y g u y s
we gah uh free Dee spenuhh
for ya fone
You Can Do Whatever You Want!
*WHOA THESE GUYS ARE DROPPING*
Advertisement the game
Send cavalry oi no they die use scissor formatation
Alright guys I got a 3d Spinnah 3:55
The Blast Network I always picture Rocko saying this
5:47 okay lets talk about plumbis
I like the Lords mobile ads which contradict eachother
I really want another Andriod Showcase, its fucking gold
What pisses me off the most is that there will be video ads of mobile games, but the video will have nothing to do with the mobile game.
For example, there was an video ad for King of Avalon and the video was gameplay from The Witcher III: Wild Hunt.
We got a 3d spinner for your phone...
U can controll it by moving de icon
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE M8
There's a reason that my Android is filled with nothing but emulators.
stride99 Sadly, you aren't safe from the depravating anomaly known as ADS.
Most "emulators" from the Play Store aren't even that at all. They're nothing but advertisements, or possibly, malware.
I tapped the X at 12:30 the same time Vinny did, and I thought I was magical.
Congrats!
You have just bought an ad!
SCISSOR FORMATION
In my personal opinion: playing mobile games you will rarely get a game that lasts you a decent time (for me 72 hours tops) and even if it does it will hit you with ads and pay walls were progressing is near impossible w/o paying. It's unrewarding and their not out to make a game but for you money. Save your money and just buy a 3Ds, switch or a PSP with some emulators if you want something on the go. Honestly I am done with mobile.
GrandCorsair I know exactly what you mean
I tried out Pet Rescue Saga once. Seemed fine, was alright. Get to level 20, it's programmed to be impossible to complete without paying $10 to get some stupid PuP's. I was like nope, fuck off. Never touched a phone game since.
Warhammer 40K: Freeblade is actually quite nice, if you're into rail shooters.
There are some ok games but you have to wade through the shit to find them. Like mrwolfsnack I kept hitting levels where you can't go pass without cash. I got sick of even trying and gave up. It's not worth digging in garbage to find the odd gem. Sadly the app store is so full of trash. People thought greenlight it was bad but was a day spa next to google play.
GrandCorsair I remember when Infinity Blade was a thing. Those were the good times.
If I got stabbed for every time I saw a Clash of Clans ripoff with someone yelling or opening their mouth as the app's icon I would be suffering right now
If you think that's bad than you haven't seen german youtubers in their 20s trying to promote their dying channel in an UA-cam ad
6:05 good to see that idubbbz and ricegum made up for this ad
These guys are dropping
Most popular PC game, but everytime you kill something, you get an ad, which is 1 minute long, and its unskipable
*No killing intesifies*
Solar Flare JOKES ON YOU. I DON'T HAVE TO KILL ANYTHING IN METRO LAST LIGHT
D'OH SHIT
Solar Flare what is the game?
HAHAHAHAHAHA. PUBG IS TOO LONG AND CAMPY TO GET ANY KILLS, SO GET, um, BEE MOVIE'D
I want a metal gear solid phone port with exactly this
You have no idea how many times I get those fucking Lords Mobile ads
50?
5:04 this needs to be a separate video
Imagine starting Doom 2 and a Ad for a 3d fidget spinner appears before you even reach the title screen
"Hoi goiys, we've go' a 3D spinnahh!"
"(Stock woman scream sound-clip plays immediately after)"
An appropriate reaction upon hearing about fidget spinners.
If you want to be successful as a bootleg mobile game maker, add plenty of ads, and make sure that the no-ads purchase is AS EXPENSIVE AS POSSIBLE.
How do you get on the motorcycle? BY WATCHING ADS!
"Alright guys, we've got a 3D spinner"
*Woman screaming*
I'd like to know if the people in all the current siege style ads are paid actors or actual traceable youtubers.
EssJay00 The discount markiplier guy actually says his presumed name and well. I couldn't find jack shit.
No surprise there then, you can tell they don't play the games through the way they talk about them. Easy money for some I suppose.
EssJay00 Paid actors for sure. I've actually seen postings for this shit on casting call websites. I guess beggars can't be choosers but I have ethical boundaries godammit.
This will be the next "All footage shown not actual gameplay" style fiasco where all the racketeers will have already made all the money they wanted before any actual legal requirement to state actors are being used. It's the dumb kids who i feel sorry for, totally manipulative, show them the same few ads day after day and they'll eventually fall for it.
Everyone you've ever seen in any add is a paid actor. No exceptions
Oh wow, these guys are dropping.
is it weird that i actually liked vinnys reactios to the ads better than the actual games he played? lol
No... That's the whole point?
cant have ads if you aren't connected to wifi, voobo
this is the reason why mobilgaming will allways be better and more advanced than console and pc.
#mobilgamingsavesthefuture