Shame to admit I just found out about him today, and I love Carlin, Hicks, Stanhope, and the guy that said I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too......lol. I love amazing comedians with unique deliveries so I can't believe I've never heard of this guy. Oh yeah, Mitch Hedberg lol, one of the best...wish he was still alive, we'd have so much more amazing comedy from him.
seeing that you put this as soon as it came it out that's a long time now which is 9 years and someone else is 3 same here with me man! Let's see how old my comment will get.
Bert you have come so far since this material..Your daughters have such an amazing dad to connect and learn from...My little one is almost 8 and it seriously makes me question those teenage years 😃
Hey Bert, just wondering if you actually reply to these still, i have been listening to every pod cast from the start of it, while im at work. You are A comedic genius. Ill stop my comment here and see if you reply to me so i know im not talking to some penguin in Narnia right now.
Parents .....Honking Car Locking wakes our kids up and creates Noise Stress Everywhere. We can hear it Inside our homes when you park Night and Day. Please lock your car quietly with light flash Only. If kids don't sleep they struggle in school. The Auto Industry needs to change technology to that which will not emit noise into our communities. Thank you. Please Help!
'we're stopping that, TONIGHT' First Time Dad Thoughts.
Netflix: Hey, are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 1:46
nice
😂😂
Nurse: “ what have you tried”
Bert: “ absolutely nothing “
“we’re stopping, Tonight” with the little point down was perfect 😂
I’m so happy I found you on hot ones! I literally binge your podcast every day at work.. never fail to brighten my day 😊
The Machine!!!!!
Why are you just now on my youtube suggestion list? Where were you my whole life the machine?.? I can't stop laughing
That’s what I’m saying today!!!
"We're stopping this tonight" at that moment bert stepped into fatherhood
I forgot UA-cam was a thing 7 years ago
lol
Still is
jesus rivas well yeah ik
So I hear you are the machine
Ya machina!!!!!!!!!
@0:29 I"m kinda blown out !!!
i'm crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why does he look like kenny powers when he was young
Why is his shirt on? Machinnnnee
в том, что машина?
да
The machine
Yes
Lord.
Bert, with a shirt??
He's about 300lbs
😂
@Chootziful Bert Kreischer
What the fuck does that mean?
@khazal12 Hipsters...
#WON
Oh look, another comic! Hey do you have original material comic 96775834?
Alex McMahon yes. Yes he does.
When your life is insufferable and nothing makes you happy
BERT KREICHER SUCKS ASS
nice
That coping mechanism becomes the reason most women have jobs
I was here before Bert exploded and became the greatest comedian of this millennium.
Shame to admit I just found out about him today, and I love Carlin, Hicks, Stanhope, and the guy that said I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too......lol. I love amazing comedians with unique deliveries so I can't believe I've never heard of this guy. Oh yeah, Mitch Hedberg lol, one of the best...wish he was still alive, we'd have so much more amazing comedy from him.
IM THE MACHINE
Well god damn you were right
Hello? Jimmy o yang?
seeing that you put this as soon as it came it out that's a long time now which is 9 years and someone else is 3 same here with me man! Let's see how old my comment will get.
My favourite line: "Like, like, like, like... like, like. Like."
Dang. People apparently sucked at making a joke comment 9 years ago.
Bert you have come so far since this material..Your daughters have such an amazing dad to connect and learn from...My little one is almost 8 and it seriously makes me question those teenage years 😃
Hey Bert, just wondering if you actually reply to these still, i have been listening to every pod cast from the start of it, while im at work. You are A comedic genius. Ill stop my comment here and see if you reply to me so i know im not talking to some penguin in Narnia right now.
I found it funny that it keeps giving me diaper ads 😂
POWERFUL BERT!!!!!
Parents .....Honking Car Locking wakes our kids up and creates Noise Stress Everywhere. We can hear it Inside our homes when you park Night and Day. Please lock your car quietly with light flash Only. If kids don't sleep they struggle in school. The Auto Industry needs to change technology to that which will not emit noise into our communities. Thank you. Please Help!
I thought this is about pink Floyd
Ouch.
What the hell lol
Shirt Bert!
Not powerful khazal, not powerful one bit.
Clearly it mean you're lacking in Chi.