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  • @SigmarWarhammer
    @SigmarWarhammer 26 днів тому +2644

    Season 2 of Galadriels quest to finally meet the manager...

    • @DavidTMSN
      @DavidTMSN 26 днів тому +47

      _Was there a problem with your meal?_ - Nerwende Artanis

    • @brandonmedeiros1
      @brandonmedeiros1 26 днів тому +26

      Searching for hr😂

    • @strikeforcealpha9343
      @strikeforcealpha9343 26 днів тому +10

      Hey Amazon, I didn't hear no bell.

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 26 днів тому +22

      By coincidence, Sauron's looking to be promoted to Middle Manager of Middle Earth.

    • @diode_wow
      @diode_wow 26 днів тому +2

      Galadrrrriel

  • @rcmunro22
    @rcmunro22 26 днів тому +2950

    The one Show to ruin them all.

    • @lifegood3322
      @lifegood3322 26 днів тому +61

      They can never take my dvd's!
      Collect physical media everyone!

    • @user-fj5gk9ct1r
      @user-fj5gk9ct1r 26 днів тому +1

      Greed thru ideals it seems. That and the Tolkiens legality.

    • @DontReadMyProfilePicture566
      @DontReadMyProfilePicture566 26 днів тому

      Don't read my name!

    • @Lazydino59
      @Lazydino59 26 днів тому +17

      and in the darkness discard them

    • @Sliider36
      @Sliider36 26 днів тому +18

      every minute an insult to middle earth. pure, unfiltered dogwater.

  • @hithere9377
    @hithere9377 25 днів тому +290

    Saurons disguise is the equivalent of an FBI agent wearing a hat saying “Not FBI”.

    • @scumbaag
      @scumbaag 25 днів тому +4

      if undercover feds were smart they'd wear one of those FBI "female body inspector" shirts.

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 24 дні тому

      It is just James O’Keeff with a wig and glasses getting government agents to tell him all the illegal things that they do
      Oh wait, he’s done that
      Twice
      Maybe Hollywood writers don’t realize that most of us are not as stupid as they are

    • @Dukhevych
      @Dukhevych 24 дні тому +3

      I'm so sure his face reveal in an elf outfit here was just for the trailer. like, revealing him to viewers, though most of the time he had a different face. i can't believe they're so stupid to disguise him with just a wig... i just can't

    • @user-cg6ve8wg4g
      @user-cg6ve8wg4g 24 дні тому +1

      wait I haven't seen anything lotr related, but let me guess: it's the blond guy with long hair

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 23 дні тому +2

      @@Dukhevych Which is arguably just as bad/even worse, because then there's absolutely no subtlety or mystery or figuring out his identity, it's just unbelievably ham-handed and terrible all around.

  • @Babymoonblades
    @Babymoonblades 26 днів тому +84

    “How are they going to beat Sauron?”
    Black elves. Duh.

  • @MrSagaTeller
    @MrSagaTeller 26 днів тому +912

    R.I.P. to the legend, Bernard Hill, who portrayed king Theoden of Rohan in the original LotR movies and sadly passed away a week ago.
    Ride in peace, my King.

    • @Keln02
      @Keln02 26 днів тому +17

      This needs to be up there

    • @bananasaur5209
      @bananasaur5209 26 днів тому +41

      He already knew this garbage of a show was getting a season 2 so he decided to peace out sooner.

    • @quentinlelievre276
      @quentinlelievre276 26 днів тому +26

      For death and glory

    • @gandalfdengra5580
      @gandalfdengra5580 26 днів тому +8

      Hail!

    • @At0ThEb
      @At0ThEb 25 днів тому +11

      Arise, arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Èorlingas!

  • @MrCandDproductions
    @MrCandDproductions 26 днів тому +1264

    My mother was in Mordor researching Orcs right before she died.

  • @rycs16
    @rycs16 26 днів тому +213

    It doesn't feel like LOTR because it isn't LOTR... they changed all the lore, they changed the story, the only thing they kept were the names they ruined...

    • @g.lowenklee2268
      @g.lowenklee2268 26 днів тому +7

      None of these films or series feel particularly like Lord of the Rings, neither are they faithful to the lore. That includes Jackson's trilogy. You aren't going to get Tolkien's decidedly rural and Edwardian sensibilities in any of these productions. That's not even a reasonable expectation.
      There are far more useful things to critique about the show than its strict authenticity to the source material (or lack thereof). For one, it's just not written or directed very well.

    • @SkyClears
      @SkyClears 23 дні тому +24

      ​@@g.lowenklee2268 The trilogy was at least respectfully trying to still capture the essence of Tolkien.

    • @Misstajay
      @Misstajay 23 дні тому +19

      @@SkyClearsyeah, the trilogy will be remembered and loved just like the books.. this will be a footnote in history.. maybe brought as an example what not to do🤪

    • @marcusjv100
      @marcusjv100 23 дні тому

      I grew up on this and i don't think you get it. Good luck on your new career as a citric

    • @PhoenixEnjoyer
      @PhoenixEnjoyer 22 дні тому +1

      *((( (( ( Nothing ) )) )))* - is here.
      This Shitshow doesn't exist for me.
      And You should do it the same as me.

  • @robb037
    @robb037 26 днів тому +59

    37% of viewers finished season 1, if 37% of the 37% finish season 2 Amazon will still claim it as successful.

    • @PhoenixEnjoyer
      @PhoenixEnjoyer 22 дні тому +1

      *((( (( ( Nothing ) )) )))* - is here.
      This Shitshow doesn't exist for me.
      And You should do it the same as me.

    • @director5193
      @director5193 16 днів тому +1

      If their figure of 100 million viewers in the first 28 days is true, then 37% of that is still a huge number

    • @robb037
      @robb037 16 днів тому

      @@director5193 "Amazon announced that The Rings of Power had been watched by 25 million viewers globally in the first 24 hours that the first two episodes were available on Prime Video, the service's biggest premiere ever."
      except they didn't have 100 million viewers...

  • @Mrlighthouse1000
    @Mrlighthouse1000 26 днів тому +1319

    despite being 13% of the population of middle earth, orcs commit 52% of all village burnings

    • @jbeard3676
      @jbeard3676 26 днів тому +111

      Low key god tier comment

    • @jricks3909
      @jricks3909 26 днів тому +82

      That's completely racist against Orcs. Orcist? Orcrist.
      Now it all makes sense

    • @At0ThEb
      @At0ThEb 25 днів тому +48

      Usual suspects 😂

    • @youn18350
      @youn18350 25 днів тому +14

      Insane 😂

    • @DEichenberg
      @DEichenberg 25 днів тому +2

      Racist!

  • @vardamir0397
    @vardamir0397 26 днів тому +1088

    maybe its because im jaded already...but the cheap music buildup and attempts at rising the tension in the thriller felt so...artificial?

    • @kirigherkins
      @kirigherkins 26 днів тому +172

      It's all very formulaic and played out

    • @Moromom22
      @Moromom22 26 днів тому +45

      It reminds me of the parody trailer that The outer Worlds 2 made fun of.

    • @datboiashy2957
      @datboiashy2957 26 днів тому +27

      It’s because it’s a trope, some time and time before this time.

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 26 днів тому +22

      All the brown noise made me feel like pooping, lol.

    • @zhongliimpact6220
      @zhongliimpact6220 26 днів тому +46

      because it's the same sht music they use for all kind of movies like this

  • @Nequamm
    @Nequamm 25 днів тому +22

    It is not possible to compare the Trilogy (the three films) with this series due to the following fact: the films respected the author.

  • @EdwardLewisIV
    @EdwardLewisIV 26 днів тому +85

    Tolkien was a devout Catholic. If you boil down the faith to its prime themes/values 2 things are always present. 1) Service to others and 2) Redemption through sacrifice. Every major character in LoTR hits both these themes. Everything else is just pretty backgrounds and costumes. It's why modern Hollywood doesn't understand and can't reproduce.

    • @criticalcog6363
      @criticalcog6363 23 дні тому +6

      This is true. In a more generic sense, Tolkien’s work exuded moral virtues and values and dichotomies between good and evil, and modern writers can’t replicate the greatness of these works because they (in a general sense, probably some do) have no moral virtues or values and believe in neither good nor evil and instead live in a gray sea of ambiguity where nothing has divine meaning.

    • @kellynantonacci7885
      @kellynantonacci7885 23 дні тому

      Lord of the Rings is just our own lost revised history.
      You could literally view it through the lens of ancient astronaut theory, and then everything makes sense.
      Numenor is literally Atlantis. Elves and everything OTHER than humans are ALIENS. And they check out and disappear from literally EARTH for some unknown/said reason
      Plus, the universe of lord of the rings takes place on actual earth. That’s revealed at the end of the story, when one of Aragorn’s descendants in the 17th century finds a way to make it to the undying lands.
      It’s a popular story, because it’s the same one that’s been told over and over because it’s just our history given to us on the silver screen or in a book.
      Tolkien also claimed that he based the Lord of the rings on old, lost and forgotten manuscripts, that he found in the basement of the University that he worked at that was supposedly our own LOST HISTORY.
      You can say it was for marketing, but I do not believe so.
      The same story is told over and over again. It’s told by every ancient culture around the world, as well as every favorite fantasy or sci-fi movie you have ever watched.
      I hope people will wake up to this and know that the world you live in is truly stranger than fiction and utterly amazing.

    • @nickm.4274
      @nickm.4274 19 днів тому +2

      ​@criticalcog6363 George Martin is not religious and made one of the best if not the best pieces of fantasy, earning a name as renowned as Tolkien. I guess he just doesn't exist in your eyes? Religion is important to include in writing because so many people are religious and it is so intertwined with history, but to assume someone can't write a good story because they don't follow the exact same set of morals as yours is quite ridiculous

    • @EdwardLewisIV
      @EdwardLewisIV 19 днів тому +1

      @@nickm.4274 The issue isn't that you can't have good writing without religion. The issue is you can't adapt Tolkien's work without his moral themes and modern day Hollywood seems to hate all the morals Tolkien wanted to express.

    • @tileux
      @tileux 17 днів тому +1

      @@nickm.4274A lot of the dialogue in the LOTR movies and parts of the Hobbit was taken word for word from Tolkien's books. Tolkien was an expert in the ancient sagas and old english and the rhythm and rhyme of those old languages. Its almost impossible for a modern writer to match that dialogue.
      Martin's writing is uninspiring by contrast. Martin just doesnt have the majesty of Tolkien's words. And Martin's stuff is very derivative. There is no real comparison between the two writers. One is Mozart and the other is the woman who wrote 50 shades of Grey.

  • @gorgeouszan
    @gorgeouszan 26 днів тому +275

    RIP Bernard Hill

    • @MrSagaTeller
      @MrSagaTeller 26 днів тому +25

      Forth, and fear no darkness!

    • @samraines6966
      @samraines6966 26 днів тому +11

      "I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be ashamed."
      Perfect casting for Theoden. RIP Bernard Hill.

    • @irfanzain2347
      @irfanzain2347 26 днів тому +6

      rip king

    • @summer7603
      @summer7603 25 днів тому +9

      Hail Theoden King
      May he find honor and peace in halls of his fathers

    • @dogtags2010
      @dogtags2010 25 днів тому

      At least he didn't have to watch this pish

  • @LivingFire_BurningFlame
    @LivingFire_BurningFlame 26 днів тому +567

    It still amazes me how they've managed to make Tolkiens work soulless.

    • @zeed33r
      @zeed33r 26 днів тому +77

      this is not tolkien's work, take it as an NSL sketch or cheap satire, they're making bad fanfic

    • @Realdrlipschitz
      @Realdrlipschitz 26 днів тому +71

      RoP is NOT Tolkien. Its fan fiction based on Tolkien’s work

    • @InternetHydra
      @InternetHydra 26 днів тому +15

      @@zeed33r
      To the naysayers here, you think these people won’t one day sign off on Tolkien’s works being dramatically rewritten for modern audiences and only that version being reprinted or sold digitally?
      Nothing is sacred or off limits to them. They’ll do absolutely anything to everything until society loses whatever is holding it back from going berserk.

    • @skdKitsune
      @skdKitsune 26 днів тому +36

      @@Realdrlipschitz It's not fan fiction. It's hate fiction.

    • @QueenAI-ph1xi
      @QueenAI-ph1xi 26 днів тому +4

      Lack of talent that's just what it is.

  • @DieBieneFranz
    @DieBieneFranz 24 дні тому +13

    LotR Elves:
    Very tall, graceful, mysterious, beautiful beings with long hair that talk calm, thoughtful in a sublime way with the wisdom of centuries of experience
    RoP Elves:
    Random people that are avarage hight, have short hair, talk either like impacient idiots that wanna see the manager, or try to fake appearing wise and thoughtful while saying utter nonsense, only differing to normal idiot human beings by glued on elve ears

  • @wendigotoes
    @wendigotoes 26 днів тому +17

    The problem is that Lord of the Rings is one of, if not the greatest fictional story ever written, and the fact that Amazon is using that property to make a show that is painfully mediocre if not really bad. It’s just insulting when you look at the source material. Tolkien was an absolute genius who spent his whole life perfecting the world of LOTR to be exactly the way he wanted it to be, and Amazon just comes in and does what they want with it, rather than paying respect to the man who made it.

  • @monkfishy6348
    @monkfishy6348 26 днів тому +159

    The music they are using in these trailers and behind the scenes is horrendously bombastic, it's so Avengers-esque.
    Then he puts on the ROTK trailer and it's just the haunting singing of the Elves. Something which conveys real emotion and is appropriate for what is being shown, even when it cuts to the epic battles, the music remains subtle.

    • @nickf2657
      @nickf2657 26 днів тому +19

      The Marvelization of Entertainment.

    • @MichaelHeyra
      @MichaelHeyra 26 днів тому +3

      100% agree, I hope that this like trash music is just for the trailers. Cuz man that would truly ruin the mood for me. I have a fools hope that season 2 will redeem itself kind of like wheel of time did. But we'll see

    • @daniellacomb917
      @daniellacomb917 26 днів тому

      I think the two towers trailer is better and it was pretty heavy with the epic music, but they prolly just used it better

    • @ColoradoStreaming
      @ColoradoStreaming 25 днів тому +2

      The horrible 'Transformer fart' sound they make at the beginning of every trailer now gets so old.

  • @miralande220
    @miralande220 26 днів тому +331

    Galadriel already stared down a volcano, have her stare down the wave and save Numenor.

  • @Regnier191
    @Regnier191 25 днів тому +10

    I actually disagree with Asmon's take that having a black dwarf/elf isn't an issue. It shows that the creators fundementally don't understand or respect the world and rules of Tolkien's Middle Earth. The change wasn't made because it enhances the story - it was made for political reasons. The ironic thing is Disa was actually one of the more likeable characters because eveyone else was so fucking unlikeable or boring.

    • @1Plebeian
      @1Plebeian 11 днів тому

      There's a reason these things correspond with low quality character writing.

  • @Gibblets411
    @Gibblets411 26 днів тому +9

    HOOOOOOOOOOW the fuck is anyone asking for a remake of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. It's probably the best movie trilogy made by humans.
    You couldn't do it better. It's peak performance in every way.

  • @NPC-nn4qe
    @NPC-nn4qe 26 днів тому +125

    Oh, for fuck's sake, there's a season TWO!? Kill me.

  • @reditlasercameraman
    @reditlasercameraman 26 днів тому +479

    At this point story about group of hobos trying to sell stolen gold ring at local store would be more interesting than this

    • @penzorphallos3199
      @penzorphallos3199 26 днів тому +51

      Lord of the Gypsies?

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 26 днів тому +8

      Well, they have the hobos in the form of their knockoff brand of hobbits.

    • @fairytaleandfablebooks
      @fairytaleandfablebooks 26 днів тому +30

      In the land of detroit, in a happy Hobbo-Hole, lives a little lad named Blimblo of the nine-fingers!

    • @KingQuatto
      @KingQuatto 26 днів тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 25 днів тому +1

      Oliver Twist: The Legend of Fagan

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 25 днів тому +9

    "An evil, ancient and powerful has returned, Sauron, and he brings with him... toxic masculinity."

  • @SGT_STOIC
    @SGT_STOIC 26 днів тому +13

    This is why we have commercials now on Amazon Prime video.

  • @Pepe-dq2ib
    @Pepe-dq2ib 26 днів тому +119

    I completely forgot that there was a Don Lemon elf.

    • @user-ip6wq7vr7m
      @user-ip6wq7vr7m 26 днів тому +5

      lmao!! YES!!!.

    • @ZugzugZugzugson
      @ZugzugZugzugson 26 днів тому +6

      Don Lemonless*

    • @PhoenixEnjoyer
      @PhoenixEnjoyer 22 дні тому +1

      *((( (( ( Nothing ) )) )))* - is here.
      This Shitshow doesn't exist for me.
      And You should do it the same as me.

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 22 дні тому

      jesus😂😂

    • @knrst9061
      @knrst9061 22 дні тому +1

      They will be squeezing all the juice from that half of a Lemon.

  • @CATDHD
    @CATDHD 26 днів тому +186

    "I think he has been here among us all along"
    Maybe the real Sauron is the friends we made along the way?

    • @Sedobreev
      @Sedobreev 26 днів тому +13

      Literally the plot of season 1

    • @summer7603
      @summer7603 25 днів тому +4

      Amogus

    • @DivineDegen
      @DivineDegen 25 днів тому

      @@summer7603 AMOGUS!

    • @aziandomination16
      @aziandomination16 25 днів тому

      If you knew about the second age you’d know that sauron is about to cause Hella turmoil in middle earth without having to do any fighting he hides among the ppl and corrupts them

    • @summer7603
      @summer7603 25 днів тому +2

      @@aziandomination16 This show doesnt even know which age its in...

  • @hlopar3138
    @hlopar3138 26 днів тому +12

    I didnt have a strength to finish the first season .... 60 milions per episode and they didnt spend any on story writing.

  • @moosesplatter9299
    @moosesplatter9299 25 днів тому +4

    My favorite part was when Borat grabbed the ring and said, "you will never get this!" right before Holdor closed up the Gringott's bank doors on Eleven. This is a must watch, I need to know who Vader picks as the next sith apprentice!

  • @JGburneraccount
    @JGburneraccount 26 днів тому +384

    Put more cg in it and hope they dont notice the shitty script or disrespectful story.

    • @Senorbenignhillarity
      @Senorbenignhillarity 26 днів тому +9

      But look a balrog!

    • @bananasaur5209
      @bananasaur5209 26 днів тому +2

      @@Senorbenignhillarity Waaaaah!

    • @blackdeath099
      @blackdeath099 26 днів тому

      Get a grip people... just because something is bad/average doesn't make it disrespectful.

    • @kokocaptainqc
      @kokocaptainqc 26 днів тому +16

      @@blackdeath099 it does and its across the whole entertainment industry and you know it...trying to say otherwise is proof that youre part of it and push towards it also

    • @JGburneraccount
      @JGburneraccount 26 днів тому +1

      @@Senorbenignhillarity OMG! its FRODO in rings of power!! better keep my subscription, stg these are the type of people they are catering to.

  • @DarkXessZ
    @DarkXessZ 26 днів тому +191

    anyone notice that the old LotR movie elves look actually like elves while the Ring of Power look like some elves that came out of a trash bin lol.

    • @MustardSkaven
      @MustardSkaven 25 днів тому +19

      They just picked up some homeless people off the street and slapped pointy ears on them.

    • @pepita2437
      @pepita2437 25 днів тому +6

      So true. ;P

    • @birbdad1842
      @birbdad1842 24 дні тому +5

      You know what? At first I thought they were hobbits. Because they have pointy ears aswell.

    • @qdlaty23
      @qdlaty23 24 дні тому +10

      Yup, I call them walmart elves. It's hilarious how bad Amazon's elves are

    • @DieBieneFranz
      @DieBieneFranz 24 дні тому +1

      true!

  • @AsteroidJesus
    @AsteroidJesus 25 днів тому +6

    You’re right. This isn’t LOTR. It’s fan-fiction with a billion dollar budget. You don’t fire your Tolkien historian and expect to stay faithful to the source material.

    • @circedelune
      @circedelune 25 днів тому +1

      I disagree that it’s fan fiction. Fans would do it better. These are people who obviously despise Tolkien and everything he made. They are certainly not fans.

  • @FlourEater
    @FlourEater 25 днів тому +3

    I was there Gandalf.. at the premiers of all LOTRs, I was about 12-14... a true core memory.

  • @pugnacious6290
    @pugnacious6290 26 днів тому +246

    “A rock sinks because it sees only down. A ship floats because it looks up to the stars that guide her.”
    I hope we get writing on this Shakespearean level again this season.

    • @seribeeri6759
      @seribeeri6759 26 днів тому +31

      THE SEA IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 26 днів тому +17

      DO YOU WANT LUNCH?

    • @TheZapan99
      @TheZapan99 26 днів тому +16

      AI dialogues, it's plain as day and they can't hide it anymore, now that they shot principal photography during the writers strike.
      Hollywood productions mandate the presence of a senior writer on set at all times, yet they didn't follow that rule, unless of course the script came from an AI.

    • @alexmiller6955
      @alexmiller6955 26 днів тому +4

      I AM GOOD!

    • @arjun220
      @arjun220 26 днів тому +6

      There is a tempest in me!
      FU!

  • @Panagiotis1709
    @Panagiotis1709 26 днів тому +189

    I watched this with my dad in the cinema. Fucking masterpiece. Over 20 years old and still mops the floor with any modern movie. The rings of power fanfiction is an absolute abomination.

    • @summer7603
      @summer7603 25 днів тому +4

      We had so good in 2003

    • @benjamingirard1984
      @benjamingirard1984 25 днів тому +4

      @@summer7603 Same. I've watched all 3 movies with my dad also. I was 17 when Fellowship came out, so like a lot of teenage boys, I didn't have the greatest relationship with my dad at that time, but those movies sure helped us bonding. I'll always cherish those moments.

    • @R4Y2k
      @R4Y2k 25 днів тому +1

      The triple feature when Return of the King came out will forever be my favorite cinema experience ever. The only thing in 21 years that came even remotely close was Dune.

    • @saphojuiced6243
      @saphojuiced6243 25 днів тому +3

      Fan fiction is by fans. Does not apply, here.

    • @morganskelly1119
      @morganskelly1119 24 дні тому

      People hate on this show too much. One good season can change everyone's mind.

  • @headboil
    @headboil 26 днів тому +3

    I cant wait to see more elves of the high fade barbershop

  • @Thanasis1248
    @Thanasis1248 26 днів тому +3

    Goosebumps every time the music from the Lighting of the beacons (The Realm of Gondor) comes up

  • @refugeehugsforfree4151
    @refugeehugsforfree4151 26 днів тому +392

    "I think he's been here among us all along"
    YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM LOL

    • @richardwallis9374
      @richardwallis9374 26 днів тому +36

      That line makes no sense lol. This is closer to what it should be then season one but they are already painted into a corner.

    • @refugeehugsforfree4151
      @refugeehugsforfree4151 26 днів тому +25

      @@richardwallis9374 Exactly mofos think we're dumb as rocks

    • @user-ec3rm9wr1n
      @user-ec3rm9wr1n 26 днів тому +8

      Among us 🤣😁🤣😁🤣....

    • @JackHardmode
      @JackHardmode 26 днів тому +2

      LOVE among us, great game with friends and fiends alike.

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 26 днів тому +3

      the only, solitary reason i can imaginje for this to make sense is if it turns out that sauron split himself in two or something. we met one part of him last season and the other part had been hiding amongst the elves all along preparing.

  • @racervx54
    @racervx54 26 днів тому +82

    Amazon really fucked this up good.

    • @Sig509
      @Sig509 26 днів тому +2

      billion dollar project

    • @summer7603
      @summer7603 25 днів тому

      understatement

  • @atnotmyfullname
    @atnotmyfullname 24 дні тому +1

    Man that trailer watch got me. Instantly my brain went back to watching that on loop waiting for the movie to release.

  • @mephisto279
    @mephisto279 26 днів тому +50

    They keep ruining Galadriel... She put the ring on and immediately knew it was bad news. She knew the 'gift giver' was sus and literally moved halfway across Middle Earth to put some space between them. And didnt know Sauron was beside her the whole time lol

  • @miniespeon158
    @miniespeon158 26 днів тому +46

    Rest in peace Bernard Hill… May 5th 2024. Long he did live, the king of Rohan ❤

  • @straightjacket3.519
    @straightjacket3.519 26 днів тому +3

    There once was a time when we were excited about a new movie or game but that feeling has faded.

  • @boltonrtitus
    @boltonrtitus 25 днів тому +1

    The music and the compositional genius of Howard Shore is worth taking a deep dive into on a stream

  • @tylercox2875
    @tylercox2875 26 днів тому +43

    Anyone else think its weird they used 'darkness will bind them' when it should be more of the ring doing it, cause its 'one ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them' so its not really just darkness doing the binding but the ring.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 25 днів тому +3

      Yeah, the Ring is to keep them in the darkness, the darkness is the destination.

    • @summer7603
      @summer7603 25 днів тому +2

      They should put guyladriel when they show that phrase cuz someone was definitely binding her chest up harder this season. She's flatter than s1. You could surf or iron your clothes on her.

    • @christianalanwilson434
      @christianalanwilson434 25 днів тому +4

      That would require more than the most passing knowledge or care about the source material, which its clear that the showrunners lack.

    • @TheEggroll4321
      @TheEggroll4321 24 дні тому

      The darkness facilitates the binding, yesss

  • @milosv123344
    @milosv123344 26 днів тому +31

    "I think he has been here all along"
    Maybe the real Sauron is the friends we made along the way?

    • @scumbaag
      @scumbaag 25 днів тому

      I mean, thats pretty much Boromirs character arc.

  • @markymark3668
    @markymark3668 25 днів тому +3

    You cannot convince me that season 1 was profitable. Which means they either changed a boat load banking on season 2 being profitable or that it was never about making it profitable, which is a scary thought.

    • @randompseudonym4519
      @randompseudonym4519 23 дні тому

      It's a Jeff Bezos vanity project. He's a massive Tolkien fan and wanted a Game of Thrones of his own on Prime video. Profits are irrelevant in this case.

    • @JT-yx7vf
      @JT-yx7vf 22 дні тому +1

      They don't care about profit. They care about pushing the narrative of diversity and inclusion, replacing all old original versions of any stories with newer "diverse" ones.

  • @lachazaroony
    @lachazaroony 24 дні тому +2

    "Aragorn is the epitome of masculinity." Exactly, and to quote from the movie on why he is: "They follow you because they love you."

  • @SuperND87
    @SuperND87 26 днів тому +60

    Everyone looks like they are larping. Every scene had someone waving around a sword but looked so unnatural.

    • @timeweston
      @timeweston 26 днів тому +12

      Rings of Power brought to you by Columbia University students

    • @summer7603
      @summer7603 25 днів тому +3

      They still havent fixed the armor, just made the main cast not wear any to make it not obvious. The extras are still wearing 3d printed chainmail shirts made of cloth.

    • @TrackMediaOnly
      @TrackMediaOnly 25 днів тому +2

      You mean you were not impressed when they Avengers assembled?

    • @pepita2437
      @pepita2437 25 днів тому

      And the Galadriel fight scenes are a travesty. XD

  • @Pads0ld
    @Pads0ld 26 днів тому +74

    Sword drawn.. sword drawn... BOW DRAWN.. 4x sword drawn... sword drawn... (in the actors' heads = sword drawn = cool)

    • @Chyrre
      @Chyrre 26 днів тому +16

      Avengers assemble!

    • @sleelofwpg688
      @sleelofwpg688 26 днів тому +21

      No no. Just drawing your sword isn't cool.
      You have to twirl it around so you can risk killing anyone next to or behind you.

    • @Sig509
      @Sig509 26 днів тому +2

      and the BWAAAAHHH sound

  • @gareds9431
    @gareds9431 19 днів тому +1

    Galadriel in Jacksons: Feels other worldly (cause shes a fucking elf), cold, powerful and intellegent.
    Galadriel in RoP: Karen mode, emotinal, human with elf ears.

  • @K1LL4Cam
    @K1LL4Cam 24 дні тому +1

    *Halbrand puts on wig* "They'll never see it coming"

  • @birdgang8890
    @birdgang8890 26 днів тому +97

    Rings of Power is the prime example of blowing the money on the aesthetics and not leaving anything for the story writing.

    • @arbiter8246
      @arbiter8246 26 днів тому

      writing is for the women ..

    • @timeweston
      @timeweston 26 днів тому

      'IP mining' a term coined unironically by Disney's Bob Iger.
      He was a breath away from stating it more plainly;
      IP raping

    • @ainiel7602
      @ainiel7602 26 днів тому +6

      ​​@@arbiter8246 no it's not. I am a woman and it's definitely not for me. We are women,not tasteless idiots.

    • @jon4715
      @jon4715 26 днів тому

      doesn’t even look good imo. looks so bad compared to Jackson’s LotR trilogy.

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 26 днів тому

      Really it just mean that the special effects team are competent. Unlike the writers.

  • @AvaruusX
    @AvaruusX 26 днів тому +27

    Nothing beats the original, lotr trilogy is just pure magic, everything came together perfectly, it's very rare for something like that to happen both in movies and tv shows, unfortunately.

  • @DJ-jm9gi
    @DJ-jm9gi 26 днів тому +3

    ah yes modern "music", outsourced CGI, and zero attention to detail, now I really am immersed

  • @Paine981
    @Paine981 25 днів тому +2

    Every frame where characters are not shown from the front looks fine. The moment any character face is visible it makes it look like a fan base...

    • @Amfortas
      @Amfortas 25 днів тому

      Like a YT movie

  • @mdmn-ARCA
    @mdmn-ARCA 26 днів тому +79

    At some point a little over a decade ago sound designers started to become obessed with having monsters make chittering noises. Even in sci-fi machines will chitter, the Transformers movies are full of it. It's weird to get so annoyed and jaded about something so trivial but here I am, wincing the moment I hear it.

    • @ESO_PRIME
      @ESO_PRIME 26 днів тому +5

      Nailed it! Ever since Transformers won an Oscar for sound design in 2007 every friggin sound production took the samples. I’’m over done now & it’s not even done properly

    • @artnull13
      @artnull13 26 днів тому +2

      I reckon it started back in 1997 with Del Toro’s film Mimic

  • @kurt5079
    @kurt5079 26 днів тому +63

    I don't know about every soul in middle earth being in peril but all those with a prime subscription potentially are.

    • @coffeebean_tamer
      @coffeebean_tamer 26 днів тому

      That's a bit over over exaggeration... Most people have fish brain memories rage in the moment then they move on.

  • @lRedPosion
    @lRedPosion 25 днів тому

    0:18 Elronds hair looking like he got just out of bed 😂

  • @truegeminii6030
    @truegeminii6030 25 днів тому +1

    6:58 Asmon talking like it wasn't a Elf and a Man that stopped Sauron in the first place lmao

  • @No1SumOneTV
    @No1SumOneTV 26 днів тому +124

    Somehow, Sauron returned...with pointy ears

    • @bryanm498
      @bryanm498 26 днів тому +10

      To be fair, in the Silmarillion his return is just like that and the Numenor sink is basically "What is this Sauron dude? Let's beat his a$$" to "Wait... He is handsome. He is a Gigachad. Let's take him with us... Ohhh Nooo! The evil dude is evil".

    • @rottingout6667
      @rottingout6667 26 днів тому +5

      This dude doesn’t know who annatar is lmao

    • @No1SumOneTV
      @No1SumOneTV 26 днів тому +5

      @@rottingout6667 was Annatar in human form before his elvish form as written by Tolkien himself?

    • @blackdeath099
      @blackdeath099 26 днів тому +6

      That's literally Tolkien's story. You guys are so obsessed with just being angry all the time lmao..

    • @No1SumOneTV
      @No1SumOneTV 26 днів тому

      @@FirewynnTV I can hope to only enjoy this piece of art in its own form. I know he shape shifts into images of his own creations, werewolves along with other beasts

  • @ENTERTAINtheDUDE
    @ENTERTAINtheDUDE 26 днів тому +555

    My favourite part was when Prime rescued Tolkien's work from his own toxic masculinity and saved us all from a severe lack of DEI heroism.

    • @brycevarcho8374
      @brycevarcho8374 26 днів тому +14

      I mean Aragorn exists, who is like the exact opposite of toxic masculinity, and he came from Tolkien’s works. So, maybe he wasn’t so bad after all.

    • @Vesperr_
      @Vesperr_ 26 днів тому +10

      ​@@brycevarcho8374nah nowadays if you sliped one time you sliped for eternity

    • @ENTERTAINtheDUDE
      @ENTERTAINtheDUDE 26 днів тому +4

      All I know is that if we don't get enough genetics within our local half foot community then I will simply despair 😭

    • @banhammer3904
      @banhammer3904 26 днів тому +10

      Nah, man. Aragorn is trans now.

    • @pkrmkn31
      @pkrmkn31 26 днів тому +7

      @@banhammer3904 he always was trans, and so was Arwen, they were an interracial trans couple, didn't you know?

  • @transexualoyster3311
    @transexualoyster3311 16 днів тому +1

    That lady as Princess Disa could not have been a worse casting.

  • @JohnDavidSullivan
    @JohnDavidSullivan 26 днів тому +1

    They only have access to the appendices 😂

  • @TeleologicalConsistency
    @TeleologicalConsistency 26 днів тому +14

    I like how Sauron just came back amongst the elves, with the same exact face but a different hair style and pointy ears, and no one realized it was the same guy from the 1st season.

    • @drtyprior
      @drtyprior 21 день тому

      Different actor

    • @abudabi1995
      @abudabi1995 19 днів тому

      @@drtyprior r u trolling? its the same actor

  • @jacobmunoz153
    @jacobmunoz153 26 днів тому +128

    Who the hell green lit this at Amazon😂

    • @fomobull4187
      @fomobull4187 26 днів тому +13

      It was greenlit by the orc who run their HR department. The same orc who fire employees on medical leave, put employees on performance plans etc. That orc is a real Excel wizard so it was only natural that he would also make creative decisions for Prime.

    • @ThatCapnGeech
      @ThatCapnGeech 26 днів тому +7

      Literally Bezos

    • @Dcuniverse60
      @Dcuniverse60 26 днів тому

      ​@@fomobull4187we want the real second age akallabeth not this bullshit

    • @skdKitsune
      @skdKitsune 26 днів тому +1

      Larry F1nk greenlit it

    • @jackcarterog001
      @jackcarterog001 26 днів тому +4

      Nobody with merit

  • @potato051489
    @potato051489 21 день тому

    When Galadriel used the force to prevent the wagon from leaving, that was cool.

  • @wreccen
    @wreccen 26 днів тому +1

    Suddenly Clark Kent's disguise is not looking so stupid, heh?

  • @pRaX85815
    @pRaX85815 26 днів тому +63

    An evil truly has returned. It's called Rings of Power.

  • @Silversmith70
    @Silversmith70 26 днів тому +120

    He fooled the Elves twice? Aren't they the wisest and fairest of all?

    • @Nopquar
      @Nopquar 26 днів тому +35

      This is Sauron we’re talking about. Not making any excuses for the show, but if anybody could fool some of the Elves, it would be him.

    • @EmQue33
      @EmQue33 26 днів тому +21

      Writers nerfed them lol

    • @G4LERNE
      @G4LERNE 26 днів тому +25

      If can't write smart characters, you just make everyone around them stupid

    • @Prototype-357
      @Prototype-357 26 днів тому +19

      You're talking about the species that doesn't know what alloys are, not even their most talented blacksmith.

    • @vardamir0397
      @vardamir0397 26 днів тому +1

      with incredibly cheaply made face prosthetics too! They couldn't recognize him with a silly wig on! Omg...

  • @coffeebean_tamer
    @coffeebean_tamer 26 днів тому +1

    I watched half of the 1st episode of season 1 called it quits right there 😂

  • @RealSeaPrince
    @RealSeaPrince 16 днів тому +1

    Doesn't Glorfindel come to the Middle Ages during the 2nd age? I have the timelines a little mixed up you can correct me if I am wrong .

  • @duhotatoday3277
    @duhotatoday3277 26 днів тому +32

    I feel bad for CGI artists who had to work on this

  • @strikeforcealpha9343
    @strikeforcealpha9343 26 днів тому +43

    wake me when it flops.

    • @moonthekiller1564
      @moonthekiller1564 26 днів тому +4

      it's already woken everyone up

    • @tiestofalljays
      @tiestofalljays 26 днів тому +4

      Based on the downvotes on the trailers, it’s about to be a rough time at Amazon lol. I’m sure they’re getting the false-flag anti-black posts ready to go as we speak.
      “You racists!” and “You Misogynists!” were already used last season to try to deflect criticism, but I bet they’ll use those same tactics this time around.

    • @OW12354
      @OW12354 26 днів тому +2

      @@moonthekiller1564 *Made everyone fall asleep

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 26 днів тому +1

      @@tiestofalljays They'll be working on manipulating review and audience scores again

    • @strikeforcealpha9343
      @strikeforcealpha9343 26 днів тому

      @@tiestofalljays Doctor who: hold my beer

  • @valentine2k
    @valentine2k 26 днів тому

    Okay, but regarding an elf vs Sauron, Balrogs were maia too and certain elves did manage to square against them quite well 😅

  • @hamzabnider7535
    @hamzabnider7535 2 дні тому +1

    bro i cant believe the shots in lotr trailer far more better than the show

  • @michaelchan4946
    @michaelchan4946 26 днів тому +21

    If Amazon want to throw away money then my bank account is wide open

  • @cloudsRniceC0M3
    @cloudsRniceC0M3 26 днів тому +51

    HBO dropped house of dragon season 2 trailer
    rip rings of power

    • @Falzyker
      @Falzyker 26 днів тому +4

      This, they did this just to use the comparison hype.
      They honestly just dropped the trailer at the same time to say "You just saw shit, now come here and see something good".

    • @jricks3909
      @jricks3909 26 днів тому

      It's what streaming services do instead of dropping diss tracks

  • @CaptainArdalas
    @CaptainArdalas 2 дні тому +1

    New race unlocked : Black elfs.

  • @lemond2007
    @lemond2007 26 днів тому

    7:45 "Some bad things might have happened"
    Immediately shows video of a horse.
    Then you remember that a horse died on the set of RoP Season 2.
    RIP that horse.

  • @FelipeSoares-id9zc
    @FelipeSoares-id9zc 26 днів тому +52

    I an glad we finally have an answer to “can this piece of trash get even worse?”… sadly, it can!

    • @Acemanveryspecial
      @Acemanveryspecial 26 днів тому

      Billy May's: But wait, there's more!

    • @ybtcpro960
      @ybtcpro960 25 днів тому

      Knowing its worse than season 1 without seeing it, what are you nostradameus, no your just a hater nothing more. If you dont like it dont watch or talk about it watch something else and spare us your whining

    • @Fynorios
      @Fynorios 22 дні тому

      ⁠@@ybtcpro960 it’s called Inference. He formed a conclusion based on previous evidence and facts. Just because you may have no clue of what that looks like it doesn’t mean others don’t (hint: it’s what helps most of us make decisions). Regarding the whining part it’s seems your even worst, you’re basically whining that he’s whining. Either let him vent his grief or move on, nothing worse than someone who thinks they know what should be important to others (and yes, you know you came here just to whine and make others feel inept)

    • @ybtcpro960
      @ybtcpro960 20 днів тому

      @@Fynorios inference. No they had made there mind up they hated it when it was concieved nothing less

  • @penzorphallos3199
    @penzorphallos3199 26 днів тому +106

    Aint no way the second season looks worse than the first one....

    • @maxKP51
      @maxKP51 26 днів тому +4

      Yet you'll still watch it just to keep b*tching about nothing....

    • @ellierivers8053
      @ellierivers8053 26 днів тому +68

      ​@@maxKP51 Imagine bitching at a show worth bitching about, what a shocker.

    • @nooux1966
      @nooux1966 26 днів тому +21

      @@maxKP51 it's literally worth watching for the memes, just like the Halo series

    • @vardamir0397
      @vardamir0397 26 днів тому

      bet

    • @Ruddline
      @Ruddline 26 днів тому +2

      I really thought it looked fine I really don't know how you can make TV look better than that visually and sounded great too

  • @AkuGMC
    @AkuGMC 26 днів тому +2

    "This is not Lord of the Rings. This is some generic fantasy"
    yep.

  • @raylay6504
    @raylay6504 26 днів тому +1

    Ur right about the elves trying to beat sauron, that being said an elf did square up and beat the shit out of Morgath. He did lose and die in the end. But the dude crippled a God for the rest of his existence.

  • @theviciouschickenofbristol4779
    @theviciouschickenofbristol4779 26 днів тому +1

    Seeing the original movies in theater was so amazing it more or less ruined me for for movies from then forward. Nothing compares.

  • @Adam-FR
    @Adam-FR 26 днів тому +13

    "Forget everything you know about Lord of the Rings" vibe 🤣

  • @LivingFire_BurningFlame
    @LivingFire_BurningFlame 26 днів тому +16

    Should just be called “rings of power.” Without the Lord of the Rings.

    • @user-ip6wq7vr7m
      @user-ip6wq7vr7m 26 днів тому +2

      No they'll do everything it takes to taint JJR Tolkien's work in the name of Diversity and Inclusion...but yeah I agree and it's insulting.

    • @timeweston
      @timeweston 26 днів тому +1

      'we're back in Middle-earth'
      Umm...
      we're really not.

  • @p3queb
    @p3queb 22 дні тому

    i still get goosebumps watching that old trailer

  • @lcbrisk1837
    @lcbrisk1837 25 днів тому +1

    Reading the silmarillion and watching this is it's just sad. Annatar the lord of gifts was suspected to be bad by the high lords of the noldor even galadriel. Therefore they never had any dialogue with each other.

  • @elusivemane9638
    @elusivemane9638 26 днів тому +57

    i must say, the Lizzo actor is quite glorious.

    • @camraid9
      @camraid9 26 днів тому +21

      i laughed when i saw it. It's bad.

    • @draculathevampire934
      @draculathevampire934 26 днів тому +12

      She doesn't belong their

    • @TheZapan99
      @TheZapan99 26 днів тому +12

      She had 3 minutes of screen time in the first season, but they baited hate clicks by putting her on every poster.
      Shows as activism, it is Amazon Prime's strategy confirmed by production sources.

    • @summer7603
      @summer7603 25 днів тому +1

      They showed her leg the last season
      I almost lost my lunch

    • @rumham8979
      @rumham8979 25 днів тому

      ​@@TheZapan99I mean, don't forget that the motion picture academy stated several years ago that they were implementing strict diversity quotas...you MUST have certain percentages of perceived minorities in your project.

  • @rhade3845
    @rhade3845 26 днів тому +27

    Dont pay for it. Use the internet to try and guess its contents on random non US websites.

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 26 днів тому +10

      I wouldn't pollute my eyeballs and watch this thing. I'm happy to see clips while others rag on it.

    • @dantealighieri4543
      @dantealighieri4543 26 днів тому +4

      This is not content worth sailing the seven seas, it's just thrash.

    • @MaXiMoS54
      @MaXiMoS54 26 днів тому +3

      Bruh you'd have to pay me just to watch this rubbish

    • @Acemanveryspecial
      @Acemanveryspecial 26 днів тому

      We need to make a DEI bingo card.

    • @ainiel7602
      @ainiel7602 26 днів тому

      I will just watch the videos of people making fun of it.

  • @chrishance7604
    @chrishance7604 4 дні тому +1

    I hate modern writers thinking they can do better than the og smh

  • @JasperHeerkens
    @JasperHeerkens 25 днів тому

    Had a whole essay in mind, I"ll keep it to this.... cast vs character vs lore.. it's easy pickings for a reader of original writings, turned into picture. Yet I understand the hype of uneducated visual gore vs selling out to the highest bidder and it's understanding thereoff.

  • @chrishouterman4772
    @chrishouterman4772 26 днів тому +18

    In much more important news, the Lego Barad’dûr set comes out next month.

  • @lifegood3322
    @lifegood3322 26 днів тому +8

    I'll just rewatch my real lotr extended edition dvd's and be happy!

  • @Zeuskabob1
    @Zeuskabob1 26 днів тому

    14:41 "some cool guy that blows up cars and smokes cigars"
    Poetry. Very true.

  • @Stoynov666
    @Stoynov666 22 дні тому

    actually petter jackson deleted a scene at the of the Return of the King - where Aragorn actually fighting Sauron himself, even Sauron flashes for second in his angelic form, before he appears cladded in full armor. In the original movie release they replaced Sauron with a BIg Ass strong Troll that nearly got killed Aragorn.

  • @zfsbsdxky-om8ez
    @zfsbsdxky-om8ez 26 днів тому +40

    Lord of the rings is not a story about superheroes. Its a story about very regular mortal people managing to do a few heroic deeds knowning that they are will eventually be crushed by the unforgiving world they live in.

    • @iguran6035
      @iguran6035 25 днів тому +3

      I agree with the hobbits, but the elves, Aaragorn and the wizards are super heroesque, like how demi gods from history have a super hero feel to them if only due to them having abilities far greater than normal humans having.

    • @brydonthunder
      @brydonthunder 24 дні тому +1

      @@iguran6035 I'd argue that Gandalf gave off more of a angelic feeling rather then a heroic, with his actions of trying bring people to do good. Aragorn definitely gives off a more super human vibe though were introduced to him as strider and thus see him in a state of a distrusted lone man at a bar with a ragged appearance. His transformation and growth into becoming the superhuman figure he becomes is a result of his continued selflessness and good actions.

    • @TheEggroll4321
      @TheEggroll4321 24 дні тому +2

      ​@brydonthunder well Gandolf is symbolic of Jesus so....

    • @hosseldonfearanen4775
      @hosseldonfearanen4775 24 дні тому

      ​@@iguran6035 They're neither regular folks nor supeheroes. At some point Dungeons & Dragons got heavily influenced by comic books and pushed the power scale off the charts. Which isn't a bad thing if you want to offer your characters a way to progress from nobodies to heroes and eventually to superheroes or even gods, depending how far you want to push it and what kind of experience you're looking for. When most people think of fantasy they might have that style in mind. But this has nothing to do with Tolkien's heroes. Some are regular folks, some are immortal beings, but they're all bound to hard limits. Except for the wizards.

  • @Thranduil82
    @Thranduil82 26 днів тому +13

    Remember how powerful was Legolas in the movies? That's just a standard 3rd age Elf, strong Elves killed balrogs and even injured a valar (god) 1v1, so yeah, Sauron would be in big trouble if he had to fight for his life.

    • @Keln02
      @Keln02 26 днів тому +3

      Yet the irony is that you can cut legless from the movies, and nothing changes...
      He couldn't even shoot down the berserker in the two towers...
      I don't even remember him having much to do in the books

    • @bananasaur5209
      @bananasaur5209 26 днів тому +2

      @@Keln02 Come to think of it...
      Gimli was responsible for Moria. Aragorn was Aragorn. Merry and Pippin played their part in the fangorn forrest. Sam literally carried the whole thing.
      WTF did Legolas do that had any impact on the story?
      Edit: love the answers. Keep them coming 😂😂

    • @ducksten
      @ducksten 26 днів тому

      @@bananasaur5209 he was helpful in the pursuit for Merry and Pippin... kinda

    • @BurgerKingPriest
      @BurgerKingPriest 26 днів тому +4

      @@Keln02 He saw stuff that was really far away and shit

    • @leowei771
      @leowei771 25 днів тому +3

      @@bananasaur5209 He told Aragorn where they're taking the hobbits to.
      Also, he slid down stairs with a shield as he fire arrow on the way down like it's some tony hawk skater pro game.

  • @HOPExDIVISION
    @HOPExDIVISION 25 днів тому

    i want an animated lotr where they stick as close to the books as possible.

  • @marconeves1979
    @marconeves1979 25 днів тому

    This is for Bernard Hill, who played Théoden. RIP 😢
    “Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
    Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,
    a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
    Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
    Death! Deeeeeeeath! Deeeeeeeeeeeaaaath!
    Forth Eorlingas!”
    -Théoden King, at Pelennor Fields (best pre-battle speech of all time).