Duckman - An Off Day Or Two

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  • @Rantandum
    @Rantandum 4 роки тому +486

    "She's got a face that could scatter a Leper colony!"
    God damn, that's one of the meanest, yet funniest insults I've ever heard.

    • @joykillz7431
      @joykillz7431 4 роки тому +38

      And most of them don't even use full vulgar terms.

    • @raijyn2452
      @raijyn2452 9 місяців тому +3

      That perfectly describes Dolores Umbridge

    • @Fuckalope-cm5dk
      @Fuckalope-cm5dk 8 місяців тому

      My personal favorite is probably "brainless knuckledragging bohunk" or "spineless pod people!" Those are great

  • @elklandry
    @elklandry 5 років тому +608

    Duckman: "What the hell are YOU staring at?!"
    Me: "Like it's my fault you're the only nudist in town."

    • @acemarvel1564
      @acemarvel1564 4 роки тому +10

      LOL

    • @WakoDoodle
      @WakoDoodle 4 роки тому +31

      Never have I seen a comment that would out-duckman duckman, until today!

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 2 роки тому +11

      I think even he would have to give you that one.

    • @mastermoye3915
      @mastermoye3915 3 місяці тому

      *PFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* 🤣🤣

  • @danielbrant6740
    @danielbrant6740 3 роки тому +271

    "Snappy editing though."
    Even more impressive now when you remember this guy did all that editing on VHS tapes.

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +244

    I love how he manages to should *"WHAT THE HELL ARE **_YOU_** STARIN' AT!!?"* with that perfect songlike intonation each and every time.

    • @SnappyPenguin566
      @SnappyPenguin566 2 роки тому +17

      Well, Jason Alexander won a Tony. Man's got chops.

    • @MikeWildePredator
      @MikeWildePredator Рік тому +5

      @@SnappyPenguin566 Pity He Didn’t Say *That* Or Any Insults As George Costanza In Seinfeld.

  • @KokoGogo1728
    @KokoGogo1728 2 роки тому +54

    "So, refresh me, middle finger straight up means a LEFT TURN IN THIS STATE?!"

  • @toasturhztoastbunz896
    @toasturhztoastbunz896 4 роки тому +120

    "You just took a bunch of comments out of context and strung them together to make me look rotten!!"
    News Outlets in a nutshell.

    • @danielbrant6740
      @danielbrant6740 3 роки тому +22

      "Snappy editing though."

    • @LonePhantom756
      @LonePhantom756 9 місяців тому

      Also the MAGA crowd, to distract from their own rotten behavior.

  • @HUNTER-rb9lc
    @HUNTER-rb9lc 4 роки тому +115

    “cheese eating, cocoa guzzling Yodelers” I'm gonna use that one day

  • @redhiney6666
    @redhiney6666 4 роки тому +49

    The world needs duckman more than ever

    • @twilightjester5672
      @twilightjester5672 Рік тому +10

      just as the people also need Cornfed Pig as well.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 8 місяців тому +2

      @@twilightjester5672 Gregg Berger has done alot of roles, I don't think most of them are like Cornfed???

  • @CelesteK
    @CelesteK 10 років тому +230

    "Eww refresh me? MIDDLE FINGER STICKING STRAIGHT UP MEANS LEFT TURN IN THIS STATE?"?

    • @danielbrant6740
      @danielbrant6740 3 роки тому +6

      It is!? I thought it was a courtesy wave!🤣

  • @haleighcrawley7713
    @haleighcrawley7713 6 років тому +128

    “What the hell are you staring at?!” Oh god! XD this made me laugh.

  • @chriswinkler284
    @chriswinkler284 4 роки тому +107

    Cornfed: You parked in a handi-capped spot.
    Duckman: So what. No one ever notices...Except for the people who are supposed to park there and hell, I can outrun them any day :'D

    • @crash-ew6hw
      @crash-ew6hw Рік тому +5

      Laughed a little bit too hard on that one

    • @chriswinkler284
      @chriswinkler284 Рік тому +1

      @@crash-ew6hw Thanks for the reply! This series was YEARS ahead of its time

    • @MikeWildePredator
      @MikeWildePredator Рік тому +1

      Cornfed Pig: “Touché.”

  • @HyperShadowish
    @HyperShadowish 10 років тому +129

    What the hell are you staring at?
    Ha Never gets old .

  • @ladiekiler16
    @ladiekiler16 5 років тому +66

    "What the hell are you staring at" should be on a T-shirt. LOL

  • @LTJfan
    @LTJfan 4 роки тому +44

    I can't help but laugh every time he says, "what the hell are YOU staring at?!"

  • @gr8m887
    @gr8m887 2 роки тому +86

    There is no way in hell this show could exist today. And that's what makes it so GREAT!

    • @benjaminkitchen6257
      @benjaminkitchen6257 2 роки тому

      God if only they have on tv now just to piss off people today and just for fun

    • @SouthJerseySam
      @SouthJerseySam Рік тому +12

      With Family Guy and Rick & Morty still on the air? I'm sure it wouldn't feel out of place.

    • @RM2011ish
      @RM2011ish Рік тому +2

      Because Comedy was allowed and we were free to laugh at ourselves.

    • @pidza_hub7532
      @pidza_hub7532 Рік тому +1

      bojack horseman

    • @kentonjen8475
      @kentonjen8475 9 місяців тому +1

      @@pidza_hub7532 Dude, compared to this show, Bojack Horseman was more tamed than colorful.

  • @aualga
    @aualga 8 років тому +112

    This video should be called "Duckman: All of the other takes we didn't use for some reason."

    • @LaszloPanaflex
      @LaszloPanaflex  8 років тому +11

      +Christopher Malone This is from the episode Clip Job. They are all clips from previous eps.

    • @aualga
      @aualga 8 років тому +8

      +LaszloPanaflex I knew that. I was just pointing out that all the things Duckman said in the clips are actually alternate takes.

  • @yourfinestlocalidiot
    @yourfinestlocalidiot 2 роки тому +9

    “A MIDDLE FINGER STRAIGHT UP MEANS A LEFT TURN IN THIS STATE!”

  • @mrgreytea2598
    @mrgreytea2598 5 років тому +32

    "What the hell are you staring at?!"
    Story of my life right there

  • @shadowking1380
    @shadowking1380 8 років тому +80

    This and Lewis black are what brought me to love pissed off comedy

  • @BlightVonDrake
    @BlightVonDrake 4 роки тому +153

    "Wait! This isn't fair! You just took a bunch of comments out of context and strung em' together to make me look rotten!"
    Duckman predicted cancel culture?

    • @jojoceda
      @jojoceda 4 роки тому +13

      Blight VonDrake well yes but if you take into consideration that Duckman IS rotten...

    • @BlightVonDrake
      @BlightVonDrake 4 роки тому +12

      @@jojoceda Some people don't deserve what they get, others do. Depends on the situation really. I just thought it was a funny parallel.

    • @wesmcinerny4524
      @wesmcinerny4524 3 роки тому +16

      Snappy editing, though.

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 2 роки тому +2

      @@jojoceda hey, but he's right 99% of the time

  • @DTJBsd
    @DTJBsd 13 років тому +46

    I should use Magical Mystery Turd in conversation more often.

  • @joykillz7431
    @joykillz7431 4 роки тому +57

    "Snappy editing though" ain't it true, this alot of smear stuff today.

  • @22kingdomheartsfan
    @22kingdomheartsfan 7 років тому +198

    3 things:
    First: What is this show?
    Second: Who does that duck's voice? I swear I've heard it before.
    And 3rd: What the hell are YOU staring at!?

    • @haleighcrawley7713
      @haleighcrawley7713 6 років тому +84

      1: Duckman.
      2: Jason Alexander.
      3: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT?!

    • @isaiahnaegi645
      @isaiahnaegi645 5 років тому +44

      1. From the guys that made Rugrats and Real Monsters
      2. From the guy who put Seinfeld on the map
      3. What the hell are you staring at?

    • @RANima71498
      @RANima71498 5 років тому +19

      22kingdomheartsfan
      1: Duckman
      2: Jason Alexander (aka the fat gargoyle from Hunchback of Notre Dame)
      3: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT?!!!!!

    • @onefairyfan87
      @onefairyfan87 5 років тому +18

      Rachel Anima
      1: God I miss this cartoon
      2: I never knew it was Jason Alexander at first.
      3: What the hell are *YOU* staring at?!?!

    • @devincasebeer4459
      @devincasebeer4459 4 роки тому +18

      1: what the
      2: hell are
      3: YOU staring at?!?

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 8 років тому +8

    "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARIN' AT?!"
    I fucking love that line! Lol!

  • @zeokingsilver
    @zeokingsilver 4 роки тому +9

    "Wait this isn't fair you just took a bunch of comments out context and strung them together to make me look rotten"

  • @NCTStudio
    @NCTStudio 4 роки тому +5

    "Magical mystery turd!"

  •  10 років тому +50

    Wanna see something really funny? Turn on the closed captioning. The voice recognition program has no idea what to make of what Duckman is saying (or shouting) as is not even close to the actual dialog. Somehow even Yasser Arafat makes it in there.

    • @Electricshrock
      @Electricshrock 5 років тому +5

      The speech to text algorithms must have improved since your post... no mention of Mr. Arafat.

  • @joethehero2
    @joethehero2 4 роки тому +8

    I wasn't looking at my phone when the clip got to the "What the hell are YOU starin' at?!" bit and thought the video clip was broken.

  • @marmik961
    @marmik961 2 роки тому +3

    I love how after getting a series of really creative insults we get butthead.

  • @KarlieStarrSings
    @KarlieStarrSings 13 років тому +24

    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT?!?!?!?

  • @zennvirus7980
    @zennvirus7980 5 років тому +4

    "Dancing Queen"... gets me every time.

  • @a1000face88
    @a1000face88 7 років тому +6

    I can never get tired of this

  • @SeanCwilich
    @SeanCwilich 12 років тому +16

    This is from the episode Clip Job where Duckman got kidnapped by an ex tv critic & he showed Duckman all the stuff he's done throughout the series.

    • @Taverens_Pull
      @Taverens_Pull 7 років тому +3

      Sean Cwilich so the original nostalgia critic?

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 2 місяці тому

      So basically a clipshow episode?

    • @SeanCwilich
      @SeanCwilich 2 місяці тому

      @@beastmaster0934 Yes ;)

  • @natashagalaxy7228
    @natashagalaxy7228 4 роки тому +10

    This is how I feel everyday of my life

  • @Matkaizer08
    @Matkaizer08 4 роки тому +3

    Duckman the original master of the roast

  • @TheMario185
    @TheMario185 11 років тому +13

    rabbids:*look at rayman*
    raymam: what the hell are you staring at!

  • @aftermathematics365
    @aftermathematics365 12 років тому +7

    You are right and thanks for pointing it out. I looked over and Gregg Berger did the work for Cornfed and for Auron in Final Fantasy X. He's quite prolific, even did The Gromble from Aaah Real Monsters and Fredrick the Great in Age of Empires III, and even Call of Duty ...Also, lol, Ben Stiller provides the voice for the critic. Well, cheers and best wishes to a fellow Duckman fan : D

    • @mastermoye3915
      @mastermoye3915 3 місяці тому

      He didn't do the voice of Auron, he only voiced Jecht (Tidus' dad) in the same game.

  • @AlebReborn
    @AlebReborn 2 роки тому +1

    "what is this the year of the snail?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 No he did not

  • @CrazyFunnyCats
    @CrazyFunnyCats 4 роки тому +3

    “Brainless knuckle dragging bohunk” 👋🤣😂😆 0:51

  • @justinburns7652
    @justinburns7652 19 днів тому

    That "Lepper Colony" remark was the best... XD

  • @matthewsermons7247
    @matthewsermons7247 Рік тому +2

    The time for a Duckman reboot is upon us.

  • @ETH5626
    @ETH5626 13 років тому +17

    "What the hell are YOU staring at!" 1:02 best

  • @kaiserdashawn5219
    @kaiserdashawn5219 4 роки тому +1

    My favorite clipshow episode

  • @LowellLucasJr.
    @LowellLucasJr. 4 роки тому +4

    0:43 This was me when the wrong the customer though I was a push over in the checkout lane!

  • @adamcheklat7387
    @adamcheklat7387 4 роки тому +3

    1:14: When Icy looks at me on Season 1, Episode 20 of Winx Club.

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 Рік тому

    "She's got a face that'll scatter a leper colony" that's excellent writing you don't see anymore and I am not happy about it.

  • @TheAnchorArmsChad
    @TheAnchorArmsChad 5 місяців тому

    *"Middle Finger straight up mean a LEFT TURN IN THIS STATE!?"*
    *"She's got a Face that will Scatter a LEPER COLONY!"*

  • @dissonanceparadiddle
    @dissonanceparadiddle 4 роки тому +3

    Man I saw another clip of duck man on here and it was marked for kids..... The system works

  • @B3anbutgreen
    @B3anbutgreen 3 місяці тому

    “The year of a snail” got me dying😂

  • @joshuahaynes1026
    @joshuahaynes1026 Рік тому +1

    George Costanza was duckman's previously life. That's how.

  • @antoinewilliams290
    @antoinewilliams290 Місяць тому

    Duckman: What the hell are you staring at!?
    Me: Not everything that's for sure even though you're walking around the world naked

  • @bsgambati1
    @bsgambati1 6 років тому +2

    *WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARIN AT?!*

  • @RandalGraves20
    @RandalGraves20 Місяць тому

    1:09 my personal fav delivery of his catchphrase

  • @gam3army
    @gam3army 4 роки тому

    Heh love that last bit "snappy editing though."

  • @LaszloPanaflex
    @LaszloPanaflex  13 років тому +4

    @aftermathematics365 Cornfed was voiced by Gregg Berger.

  • @gulpin3429
    @gulpin3429 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve had an off decade or two

  • @hellhoundz_133
    @hellhoundz_133 6 років тому +3

    THIS NEEDS A FUCKING REBOOT AND IT NEEDS TO BE AS GREAT AS THE ORIGINAL.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 роки тому +1

      Yup and have the writers of regular show and Bojack do it

    • @saphireroze001
      @saphireroze001 Рік тому +1

      @@Johnlindsey289 Yeah! J.G. Quintel would make an awesome reboot of Duckman.

  • @JudaiMaverick86
    @JudaiMaverick86 3 роки тому +2

    You just took a bunch of comments out of context and strung them together to make me look rotten!!"
    Dude, the video alone FEELS a lot of what we see today here, if that is how is shown on the episode (didn't see it originally) then kudos to the creators

  • @adamharris7775
    @adamharris7775 10 місяців тому +1

    The little Duckman was voiced by Nancy Travis.

  • @Shabazz23
    @Shabazz23 Рік тому

    I have no shame to say that duckman is my spirit guide

  • @ihavenoclevername8300
    @ihavenoclevername8300 Рік тому

    That handicap one is just perfect

  • @davidrule385
    @davidrule385 3 роки тому +2

    1:02-1:16 "What the hell are YOU starin' at?!"

  • @o_o-037
    @o_o-037 4 роки тому +2

    Duckman's eye's aren't on his face.

    • @tyleradam4836
      @tyleradam4836 3 роки тому +1

      His eyes are on his glasses. He takes his glasses off, his eyes are on his glasses.

  • @yaboigamerdouji7573
    @yaboigamerdouji7573 Рік тому

    0:42
    Lmao, the roasts from this gargoyle

  • @0zne.
    @0zne. 5 років тому

    haha i love this show

  • @Johnlindsey289
    @Johnlindsey289 3 роки тому

    Gotta love him

  • @aftermathematics365
    @aftermathematics365 13 років тому +2

    @SilverZeo88 I used to watch it as a kid. Never really got the humor, but it was still a fun show. Also, I didn't know Jason Alexander, aka George Costanza of Seinfeld did Duckman's voice. Also Matt McKenzie, who does Cornfed Pig's voice also did work on Final Fantasy X. He was Auron. Take care and enjoy your holidays! : )

    • @teddybeer6206
      @teddybeer6206 4 роки тому +3

      Cornfed was voiced by Gregg Berger...

  • @deandrewoods5621
    @deandrewoods5621 3 роки тому +2

    They should reboot this

  • @thenethralking6032
    @thenethralking6032 Рік тому

    This show was really before it’s time

  • @EarthMoneyz
    @EarthMoneyz 2 роки тому +1

    What are YOU doing here

  • @phillipjfry8497
    @phillipjfry8497 Рік тому +1

    Only one thing to do after this video...YAH PUTCHA DOWN DOWN.....ya thrust ya pelvis UGH YAH THRUST YOUR PELVIS HUH YA THRUST YA PRELVIS OHH YA THRUST YA PELVIS Ugh

  • @robbie_the_mastermind2176
    @robbie_the_mastermind2176 Рік тому

    “What the Hell are you staring at?”

  • @aaronfraire9073
    @aaronfraire9073 4 місяці тому

    That _was_ some good editing.

  • @IloveOtherPplsMsry
    @IloveOtherPplsMsry 4 місяці тому

    Duckman predicting Breadtube

  • @jasobres
    @jasobres 13 років тому +3

    Could it be possible that Duckman is simply George Costanza in a duck suit?

    • @Taverens_Pull
      @Taverens_Pull 7 років тому +1

      jasobres ..............you know don't you?

    • @goodnewsgeek42
      @goodnewsgeek42 4 роки тому

      That's actually a joke in an episode! They loved destroying the 4th wall

  • @sougotokiwa8439
    @sougotokiwa8439 3 роки тому

    Duckman needs grapes. He just can't stop parking in handicap spaces.
    Lol

  • @kilssj2250
    @kilssj2250 11 років тому +3

    94 Likes
    0 Dislikes
    Duckman... NOT ONE doesn't like this... that's awesome xD

    • @bsgambati1
      @bsgambati1 3 роки тому

      Seventeen being Bernice, King Chicken, Fluffy & Uranus, and 13 other people.

  • @RX88D
    @RX88D 4 роки тому

    Dancing queen!

    • @RX88D
      @RX88D 3 роки тому

      Dipstick! Butt-Head!

  • @WikiSorcerer
    @WikiSorcerer 11 років тому +2

    What the hell are YOU staring at?

  • @AzureEbony
    @AzureEbony 14 років тому +3

    1:01 - 1:16
    Does anyone know from which episodes every "What the hell are you staring at"s are from?

  • @PrinceTrunks26
    @PrinceTrunks26 4 роки тому

    That mustache guy looks like Nigel Thornberry a bit

  • @jordanwilson3824
    @jordanwilson3824 3 роки тому +2

    His design reminds me of Le Quack from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

  • @davisthegamelord
    @davisthegamelord 4 роки тому

    *WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARTIN' AT?*

  • @deoxys3869
    @deoxys3869 2 роки тому +2

    Fun fact: Ben Stiller voices Harry Medfly

  • @frossassin213
    @frossassin213 2 роки тому

    the editing was on point tough but fair.

  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 Рік тому +1

    1:17 compilation videos of things people hate in a nutshell

  • @BlueHooloovoo
    @BlueHooloovoo 10 місяців тому

    "Mindless pod people!"

  • @chadbrown748
    @chadbrown748 5 місяців тому

    The original supercut.

  • @ThePastPenguin
    @ThePastPenguin Рік тому

    It's amazing how many people in the comments here are praising this while not realizing that they're actually the ones getting roasted.

  • @christopherdavis5095
    @christopherdavis5095 4 роки тому

    What the hell are you staring at

  • @LaszloPanaflex
    @LaszloPanaflex  15 років тому +3

    Clip Job

  • @R.P.Pyotrsovich
    @R.P.Pyotrsovich Рік тому

    1:02 What th' Hell are YOU starin' at!?

  • @MarioLopez-qv9zz
    @MarioLopez-qv9zz 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying right now

  • @ArtisticScribblesASbb
    @ArtisticScribblesASbb 13 років тому

    love the part when he says
    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARRING AT!!!!!!!!

  • @KrypticAsylum
    @KrypticAsylum 4 роки тому +2

    Out of context? Duckman would love Jordan Peterson.

  • @normanmccultureboy6492
    @normanmccultureboy6492 11 місяців тому

    1:02 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARIN’ AT?!

  • @wakiloon
    @wakiloon Рік тому

    I wish there was footage of Jason Alexander in the recording booth

  • @a1000face88
    @a1000face88 5 років тому

    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT!?

  • @ZeldaSam1
    @ZeldaSam1 3 роки тому +1

    0:02 Ask Eric Cartman.

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 2 роки тому

    Did Duckman break the 4th wall? Also, why is the guy that has Duckman tied up giving me strong Nigel Thrornberry vibes?