@Saturn Sad wipeout tells you to not think when to go or look around your surroundings and stuff, cause they want the content of you getting hit of falling.
Jerma's body: help together by popsicle sticks and prayers Jerma watching people being battered back and forth by the wipeout course: "I could beat this."
@@mellusse Jerma has a plethora of inflammation based problems , Spinal Discs, Spinal Muscle , chest and a interstitial hernia, google "Jerma Health Update" for more about the most recent problems
Alright "Small brain podcast", if that is your real name. Or should I say JACK CLISHEM! You can't fool me buddy. I see right through your dirty tricks.
I love jerma when he's using the kinect, he can be so much more funny when it's literally just him acting in front of the game, also short jokes omegalul
@Gabz Sciortz Dazza's good and all, but this one was done by Jack, and Holy Mackerel has also been putting in some fantastic bangers. I have to say, I really appreciate the work myself, and sure everyone loves Dazza, but I want to let Jack and Mackerel know that I appreciate the both of them too. As well as the other editors that are working on these. I hope they read this, as this channel has been a fantastic source of entertainment for years now
Yeah there’s been a weird trend of bashing on this channel in a mostly joking way, but I really appreciate the amount of content that’s been chugged out lately.
What you don't get to see here is that while Jerma wanted to get the "dance meme shit over with", it bothered him he wasn't getting 5 stars and he just kept doing it over and over and getting a lot better every time. That boy can dance!
I love the idea of a Chad Master Jerma Jedi going around Stone Cold stunning droids/sith and having them fly up into the air like a giant hitting a person in skyrim.
I realised recently a part of what makes Jerma's channels and bits great, is because the chat are also doing a bit and everyone is in on it you see other channels like the MCYTs and a lot of it are just a bunch of young kids taking minecraft too seriously and are toxic here? people literally just vibing and enjoying playing a part
A little tip for jerma when playing Xbox 360 games in the future and for people who still use the old 360. They do overheat easily which often is rough on the console and causes it to crash . But this can be fixed by getting a mini fan next to the Xbox 360 turned so it is blowing air on it. It keeps it cool and running smoothly
Honestly if the kinect came out with these types of games in 2020 every streamer would play them and I bet it'd do really well. Playing these is comedy gold
On the topic of Book series smushed into one movie: The Guardians of Ga’hool series had six main books and each was this long novel, yet they still smushed it into one movie of the “main parts”. Really disappointing because they took out so much it just felt like another bland fantasy story but with owls
Most stand by millennia of evolution and run with arms swinging. Some imitate a framerate saving technique and run like Naruto. Jerma runs like he's trying to hold his pants up.
i feel like watching wipeout and thinking "i would simply not fall if i was on this show" is an experience everyone has had at some point
TRUE even though I’d be the one who gets out in the very first round
when was the last time any of us have ever jumped over an obstacle.
@@gemstonegynoid7475 when was the last time any of us has jumped
@Saturn Sad Although you won't be running an obstacle course in your home
@Saturn Sad wipeout tells you to not think when to go or look around your surroundings and stuff, cause they want the content of you getting hit of falling.
Never Eat Shredded Wheat is a food group mnemonic for remembering to never eat shredded wheat.
I was facepalming so hard at that
I really hope that was a bit
@@PointsofData it wasnt
How could he forget the most important food group, mayo?
@@friccle_ let me believe
Jerma watching the WIpeout course: I could beat this
Also Jerma after doing a 10 second brekadance: help
At the start: Unlimited power!
After 10 seconds: I'm too weak
He uses limit break everytime, so he pays the price the next day
He would slip on those giant rubber balls and be permanently crippled.
1000th like YES
he can dodge a battle axe thoug
jerma basically demolishing I’m Han Solo first time is honestly incredible
Bold of you to assume that’s the first time.
This made me laugh the hardest ive laughed in like a fucking year
Be like jerma
Get overly confident in everything
Regret it 15 seconds afterwards
Thats what i do. Theres a reason why we have such glass cannons like jerma and Gary Busey
@@noahboat580 glass cannons? Is Jerma squishy?
@@noahboat580 glass cannons? Is Jerma squishy?
act first, ask for forgiveness later
Jerma's body: help together by popsicle sticks and prayers
Jerma watching people being battered back and forth by the wipeout course: "I could beat this."
The Dunning Kruger effect case study
He's built different
Prayers from who? I'm pretty sure God shuns jerma.
Jerma thinks he could beat wipeout but also had to stop streaming for 4 months after dancing one time
No wonder his back hurt
He got that DUMPTRUCK
For real? Why did he stop?
He would actually die
@@mellusse Jerma has a plethora of inflammation based problems , Spinal Discs, Spinal Muscle , chest and a interstitial hernia, google "Jerma Health Update" for more about the most recent problems
@@mellusse just to be clear it wasn't from the dancing in this video it was from a jerma greenscreen event
“Who dances like this?!”
9:40
*immediately finds a dance move he really likes and has done several times before on camera*
Jerma is always in a constant state of extreme overconfidence or completely disparaged
It is now written. The next super expensive IRL stream should be a backyard Wipeout course recreation.
oh god he would totally do that
I feel like he would die for real
Do you want to kill him
Maybe next time
maybe next time
Editor credit due where editor credit due, Jack Clishem did a great job with this
Not true I wanted to know what stinks after three days
Alright "Small brain podcast", if that is your real name.
Or should I say JACK CLISHEM! You can't fool me buddy. I see right through your dirty tricks.
I mean...hes literally credited in the description.
@@bonkstimus did anybody look that up by the way?
@@samsonmcgloughlin Fish and visitors.
I'm pretty impressed with that game that actually incorporated irl jerma into the game, it looks like it was edited with a green screen
Yeah I was shocked that the game let him do all these dancing or crouching or sitting down jokes and still semi-functioned
He did a video of that game on the main channel about six years ago! Search for Kung Fu Chroma Key to check it out
14:16 Ah yes, I too used the ol' 10ft backflip and power dash combo on my brother
Worked every time
I love jerma when he's using the kinect, he can be so much more funny when it's literally just him acting in front of the game, also short jokes omegalul
That comic book style beat-em-up where the player character is just the camera footage of the player made for unbelievably good joke fuel
I'm glad the Kinect exists, if only for "Galactic Dance off"
Jerma was having way too much fun with the Han Solo dance
he did it for like 30-40 minutes straight to get five stars
For a second can we appreciate the utter amount of uploads and effort there has been put into this channel over the last week?
@Gabz Sciortz Dazza's good and all, but this one was done by Jack, and Holy Mackerel has also been putting in some fantastic bangers.
I have to say, I really appreciate the work myself, and sure everyone loves Dazza, but I want to let Jack and Mackerel know that I appreciate the both of them too. As well as the other editors that are working on these. I hope they read this, as this channel has been a fantastic source of entertainment for years now
@Gabz Sciortz I am sorry but why are you dis-crediting JackEdit?
Yeah there’s been a weird trend of bashing on this channel in a mostly joking way, but I really appreciate the amount of content that’s been chugged out lately.
@@austenholritz7554 What do you mean weird trend? It was for a reason. It seems like it has been sorted out now, though.
well all the streams are prerecorded so they probably had weeks to edit
What you don't get to see here is that while Jerma wanted to get the "dance meme shit over with", it bothered him he wasn't getting 5 stars and he just kept doing it over and over and getting a lot better every time. That boy can dance!
GO WHITE BOY GO
He was so happy the carbonite was gone
that zoom at 11:26 was hysterical
Did he actually get hurt at 11:14
@@johnbacon4997 no
I love the idea of a Chad Master Jerma Jedi going around Stone Cold stunning droids/sith and having them fly up into the air like a giant hitting a person in skyrim.
Jerma's dancing is actually smooth.
"get the camera quick!!!"
He also only does like half the movements of every pose lol
Would not be surprised if he practiced that before the stream
did he pay you to write this?
@@Brandon999LFC Look, I just do my job. No need to call me out. 5 bucks is 5 bucks smh
Jerma: I won’t fall for even once in Wipeout.
1:03 **breaks his neck on a bouncy ball and got tossed around like a ragdoll**
I love how he was actually trying so hard when he was dancing
0:19 "I could win this"
Destroys body by doing a breakdance for a few seconds
10:30 I want this to be the default 3 hit combo in every fighting game from now on
TINY man tries to fight against the imaginary people and loses
“I can beat wipeout”
*laughs too hard*
Ow! That hurt! That really hurt!
"OW MY HIPBONES" he says, attempting to contort his body in ways the game didn't even ask him to
Jerma got INTO that Solo dance, how was that not 5 stars perfect
I realised recently a part of what makes Jerma's channels and bits great, is because the chat are also doing a bit and everyone is in on it
you see other channels like the MCYTs and a lot of it are just a bunch of young kids taking minecraft too seriously and are toxic
here? people literally just vibing and enjoying playing a part
I would literal die if Jerma went to wipeout and just sprinted through the whole course flawlessly.
the solo dance had me bawling my eyes out from laughter. go white boy go!!!
Where is Jerma's 5 star expert difficulty han solo dance jermaSun
man with a broken back claims he could easily beat Wipeout
"Wipeout: Wookie Edition" has had me chuckling for a week straight now
The sock puppet killed me, why hasn't jerma done more muppets stuff
I can't possibly explain how much I love that Han Solo section of the game. It's just so perfect.
11:50 for Jerma admitting that he is 2 feet tall
editors are killing it man you guys are the best
ah, the four food groups, Nachos, Eggs, Sugar, and Wine
8:40 drop reverse yuh milly rock milly rock reverse yuh
i love how jack clishem's editing fits so perfectly, thanks for the hard work bro
It still concerns me that they got some of the official actors for the Star Wars Kinect game
It was probably easy money for them.
Damn, our boy knows how to bust a move
Look at this little child playing with his kinect
i honestly wasnt expecting the dancing section and i dont know how to feel
IM HAN SOLO, IM HAN SOLO
The top right zoom in at 11:24 is fantastic
I love how he just casually does the entire han solo dance perfectly the first time
3:51 I know people already question his intelligence, but Jesus pogo-jumping backflip off a cliff Christ how did Jerma miss *THAT.*
That wasn't him tho, that was the sock puppet
3:27 Notice the game got him to dab and he never noticed.
13:41 it’s nice to see this game can capture jerma’s true size
I so very... desperately... want a Jerma Wipeout Stream in the future
Jerma goes on Wipeout: whole debt removed.
at 17:00 his character looks like he shat himself
"Learn how to sword fight from the 1700s"
Flintlocks and bayonets casually vaporizing in the distance.
A little tip for jerma when playing Xbox 360 games in the future and for people who still use the old 360. They do overheat easily which often is rough on the console and causes it to crash . But this can be fixed by getting a mini fan next to the Xbox 360 turned so it is blowing air on it. It keeps it cool and running smoothly
Honestly if the kinect came out with these types of games in 2020 every streamer would play them and I bet it'd do really well. Playing these is comedy gold
I nearly choked when this wild man started strangling his own hand.
Doctor Dumptruck the Movie: Kinect Game Bonanza
11:33 Ah, what a beautiful Duwang
I would totally watch a 3 hour stream of jerma doing a puppet show
the dance was such a magical moment get it white boy
If I was on Wipeout I simply wouldn't get wiped out. Rip to all those contestants but I'm different.
Coincidentally, last week during the filming of the wipe out revival series, a man died on one of the obstacles
On the topic of Book series smushed into one movie: The Guardians of Ga’hool series had six main books and each was this long novel, yet they still smushed it into one movie of the “main parts”. Really disappointing because they took out so much it just felt like another bland fantasy story but with owls
Wait that owl movie was six books smashed into one? No wonder it was so lame
I remember watching it but the owl city song is the only thing I can actually recall
I want an entire sock puppet stream PLEASE
Jerma sacrificed his body for our enjoyment. Praised be.
Doritos Crash Course is basically the Wipeout game without Kinect. There was a sequel, but you can't get it after they shut down the servers
11:40 Jerma just moments prior to murdering a man and hiding his body in a field
that karate kinect game was too fun i used to have it
not gonna lie i wasnt feeling great and seeing jerma dancing really helped. thanks
2:36 picking ‘Exorcism’ was genuinely so funny
The editors have been doing great lately
12:15 really snuck in that picture on the wall.
This man embodies every personality type that exists
I've never seen a person dance more stiffly than Jerma.
Streamer insults chat while LOSING in wipeout
Thank you jerma for doing the han solo dance
1:28 i think his ankles have had enough
Local Wipeout Winner Streams Himself Performing Perfect Trivial Pursuit Before Breaking Into Violent Force Enhanced Dance
Can we acknowledge how jerma was actually on top of it during the galactic dance off
I would LOVE to see a PS2 eyetoy stream. That would be so fun
RIP David Prowse AKA Darth Vader.
This is the funniest video I've watched in months...
Wipeout would probably be easier in real life.
Watching this fucking clown dance perfectly to Riding Solo is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve seen all year.
In this video, we see Jerma in pain in game and in the webcam
Most stand by millennia of evolution and run with arms swinging. Some imitate a framerate saving technique and run like Naruto. Jerma runs like he's trying to hold his pants up.
man TendedDragoon74 is a way better streamer than that jerma guy
Walk into that room and hit an olfactorily dominating wall of moisture.
Shity Greenscreen Jerma jumping around in that comic book game at the end is funnier than any comedian alive today.
7:55 is literally just what happens when someone overuses the mangekyou sharingan in naruto
Jerma on the quiz show: *unironically believes a doula performs exorcisms* 💀
If anyone is a fellow psycho and needs to know who the "guy from final fight" Jerma cant remember the name of, it's Mike Haggar.
Jerma is absolutely fucking insane and I’m here for all of it
Wished he played Gunstringer. That game had its flaws but was one of the best games for Kinect.
I remember that pet game with the dragon. I always wanted that as a kid and knowing Jerma played it but I still haven't makes me kinda sad.
8:50
"OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD"
The wipeout bit was foreshadowing the axe bit
I love that you can no longer play any game with any level of famous copyright material unless you want to fuck up your audio.