"its in some kids pocket" Let's be real, a grown ass man in his 30s stole that card, have you not seen the lego vids where they tear shit apart taking everything
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I work for the Fairfield Company, Excell Marketing is the real name, they are the largest distributor of pokemon, shipping to target and walmart. All the stuff that doesn't sell in stores comes back to the warehouse and gets repackaged into the mystery boxes you see here. They don't resealed product, just take stuff out of it's original boxes and put it in shittier ones. Fairfield Company is a just a part of what we do.
@@masterof2d926When stores sell items, they have already bought them from Pokemon. What this company does is take everything from a store that did not sell (damaged box sets, loose boosters and so on) and re-packages the items and sells them back.
Great annoying grammar nazi that don't believe in typing words the way you want and feel like they have to correct you even on something as minor as a pokemon video. Its not a Harvard resume let the guy type and misspell whatever he wants lol
I'm glad Max is still alive. I've desperately needed a grown adult man to open some Pokemon cards and scream occasionally. I'd like to take a moment to edit my comment. That outro was top notch. I expect nothing less than absolute professionalism and perfection. And Max, you blew my expectations out of the water!
You inspired me to start collecting pokemon cards again. Your videos are so freaking awesome. No bs, straight to the point, and very informative. I almost bought these boxes but def not now.
This made my day, I watch all of your videos and cherish them, I’ll rewatch them all the time! Today I was feeling really down and depressed for no reason.. and when I check you channel and say this video I instantly smiled. Please don’t stop posting.. you really make people’s days. You’ve gotten me so into Pokémon and it’s spread to my boyfriend😂. Now we both watch you together and laugh a little too much!
You know it’s a good day when MaxMoeFoePokemon uploads Edit: also, the code card correlation didn’t start until Breakpoint, so your fine to show the code card in Breakthrough and ones before it iirc
“there we go holographic” “there we go holographic” “there we go holographic” “there we go holographic” “there we go holographic” “there we go holographic” “there we go ex”
We’re do you find the value of the packs? There’s one website I use but it just takes the average price of the cards that are sold by people on that website
This may sound really dumb and sappy, but I always look forward to a max video, and after losing my cat of 11 years just 2 days ago to terrible seizures, seeing a video from you is really helping me get back into calm familiarity with a breath of fresh air so thank you. Even if it is a pokemon video of you screaming, thank you
Hey Max may you please try opening the boxes of cereal that have the cereal mascots as toys, there's 6 of them and they're creepy as hell, there is even golden versions of them too.
"its in some kids pocket"
Let's be real, a grown ass man in his 30s stole that card, have you not seen the lego vids where they tear shit apart taking everything
which utuber?
Feel attacked, mikkel?
@Just Mikkel guys I think we found the 30 year old who stole the card..
Literally tho💀 wish it was kids but it's usually old ass men 🔫
Can't actually believe the goblin is still sparing the lives of those three cute little fellas. He must really love them.
Honestly I think he just low-key regretted the stuff with the other ones
Lol
Can someone explain the Goblin thing for me lol I'm new here😅
@@TeknoSmoki can't you see? Max is a goblin.
smh kids these days
@@TeknoSmoki It's Just a fact, he's a Goblin Ape man!
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Salud
J E F F
Could you add how many post cards he opens at the end by chance? I think that would be pretty neat
Doing gods work
Jeff
I work for the Fairfield Company, Excell Marketing is the real name, they are the largest distributor of pokemon, shipping to target and walmart. All the stuff that doesn't sell in stores comes back to the warehouse and gets repackaged into the mystery boxes you see here. They don't resealed product, just take stuff out of it's original boxes and put it in shittier ones. Fairfield Company is a just a part of what we do.
So do they distribute all the pokemon stuff to Walmart and Target instead of Pokemon company themselves?
@@masterof2d926When stores sell items, they have already bought them from Pokemon. What this company does is take everything from a store that did not sell (damaged box sets, loose boosters and so on) and re-packages the items and sells them back.
THE GOBLIN LOVES HIS SHINY CARDBOARD MADE FOR CHILDREN
GIVE... THE GOBLIN... SOME CARDBOARD GOOOOOLD!!!!!!
If this whole UA-cam thing ends up not working out, at least you've been practising for years at talking like an auctioneer
15:36 perfection
Dude his voice alone is enough to make me go ape shit crazy.... imagine him Narrating a 30 minute long tv show 🤣😂🤣😂
Mike Hawk 3:51 “legendary “ 😎
It's so weird seeing Max being excited for Evolutions after hating it for years
I know I was thinking the same thing.. he used to say fuck evolutions I never get any good pulls 😂😂
He wants to pull that charizard because it’s going up in value.
Wasn't it generations that he hated? Generations was just a shitty attempt at nostalgia, but evolutions was good, imo.
@@metakarp_ Evolutions is just the reprints of base set with breaks and the updated style for m/ex
I dislike the addition of avocado, it disrupts the "HASH BROWN!"
s1fu u child
@@Ritual75 suck balls
What sucks about being early is there is no Jeff watch yet
there should be another JeffWatch
The problem with being faster than light is you can only live in darkness..
@@captainbarbossa5325 my grandma use to telle this before she would touch me
@@KingTheGermanShepherd ooo dat spicy 🙃 where she at tho?
Gold bars, mistery power boxes... Man, this stuff is really giving me that classic Maxmoefoepokemon taste..
Also mystery card blocks from Japan
The English Breakfast at the start just gets larger and larger
Hi
HASHBROWN!
Where is The LAMB SAUCE !?!?
Hash brown
something bad will happen, i can feel it
9:59 that apology sounded so genuine I wanted to forgive him
wtf the honeycomb box was actually worth more than the cost of the box
Could be an old box and the card prices went up
$25.75 in value. I dont think the "old" cards would raise in value by $10
@@Swifteroos yea prolly
Lol. I came here to find this comment. I was not let down when it was amongst the most “liked” just near the top of the list.
He said he got that for 15 USD, not AUD
A+ for the tobuscus outro.
Nicolai S+ for 3:51
B- for sexual harassment
C for consent
kole anker that was false lmao
RIGHT IT MADE ME HAPPY
The Breakfast lore is getting DEEP
3:50. Ok, we need a full episodes now where max dubs everyone and everything, including sound effects.
I think Max is fattening us up with that breakfast for his fetish
He's pregnant he needs the nutrients
haha
f e e d e r f e t i s h
When you hold mystery power boxes for so long that all the packs inside are “vintage”
I bought one this summer and got a diamond and pearl stormfront pack.
@Jaden Bissell literally can send a link to my ebay sale. I sold it for $50
Yo max, your cholesterol gonna be through the roof with that breakfast
Your*
@@robowski8425 smart
Great annoying grammar nazi that don't believe in typing words the way you want and feel like they have to correct you even on something as minor as a pokemon video. Its not a Harvard resume let the guy type and misspell whatever he wants lol
@@justink2481 grammar* doesn't* believe* feels*
@@jeihan4525 lol hi hitler
I don’t even know what’s new to the breakfast buffet at this point
When we gonna stop with the breakfast and move onto lunch ?
it's going to merge into brunch, and then it'll be lunch before you know it
It's spelled LONCH
Tomato
Breakfast is the only meal you can eat at your other 2 meals
At this point it's brunch
“I may be a bit of a feeder”
Well that explains Chad....
This may be a reach, but I believe the fried egg brothers secret SISTER is going to make her appearance next episode... *OMELETTE*
I'm glad Max is still alive. I've desperately needed a grown adult man to open some Pokemon cards and scream occasionally.
I'd like to take a moment to edit my comment. That outro was top notch. I expect nothing less than absolute professionalism and perfection. And Max, you blew my expectations out of the water!
My favourite part is when he says SAUSAGE.
I like FRIED EGG
sauSAGE
Ahhh another fan of max’s sausage
ikr
sausage!~☆
I laughed harder than I should of at the Nidoking voice over part😂
And the biggest mystery of all: how will this epic breakfast saga end?
with the way how to find the rainbow charizard. im making it easier by putting down the acronym but theres still so much to be added
I was NOT expecting that avacado in the intro! WOW!
FRIED EGG
*s a u s a g e*
FRIED EGG
When the Fried Egg-Sausage-Fried Egg hits 😩😩😩
I couldn’t stop laughing when max was screaming nidoking :)
Mans is an ape
@@nickyd5427 in the best way
00:11
I’m amazed how they still survived to this point
Avocado? Forget about the Japan vlogs, we need California vlogs!
People are asking for lunch now. Bruh, I’m here wondering when brunch is gonna start.
What about second breakfast?
You inspired me to start collecting pokemon cards again. Your videos are so freaking awesome. No bs, straight to the point, and very informative. I almost bought these boxes but def not now.
Maxwell! You can store your super sized cards by using comic book sleeves and boards, it's the best way I've found
God I haven't heard Max do a "what are those" reference in a long time. I miss it :
Hey the 'Ultimate Collection 5' at 10:15 actually made profit
Everytime I see Max being angry at a card I'm scared he is gonna rip it
9:55 max got distracted by THAT DUMP TRUCK!
If the breakfast intro ever ends, just add gold at the end for the goblin bois
Max is a different type of feeder. He is feeding our hungry for his Pokémon Cards & Gaming videos.
Hash brown is still my favorite part of the saga but avocado's got the spirit
Unpopular opinion: sausage is the worst part of the saga
This made my day, I watch all of your videos and cherish them, I’ll rewatch them all the time! Today I was feeling really down and depressed for no reason.. and when I check you channel and say this video I instantly smiled. Please don’t stop posting.. you really make people’s days. You’ve gotten me so into Pokémon and it’s spread to my boyfriend😂. Now we both watch you together and laugh a little too much!
You know it’s a good day when MaxMoeFoePokemon uploads
Edit: also, the code card correlation didn’t start until Breakpoint, so your fine to show the code card in Breakthrough and ones before it iirc
"The guy that runs the carwash in Breaking Bad" had me dying
“there we go holographic”
“there we go holographic”
“there we go holographic”
“there we go holographic”
“there we go holographic”
“there we go holographic”
“there we go ex”
My philosophy professor in college asked me what "BIG NUT" meant in my shirt
The ad preceding this video was for English muffins... sooo the intros are in fact working
Could you imagine him being like “today im unboxing Vicodin”
He paused at the "bent spoon" card because he could have made a Joji spoon joke.
Time stamp?
@@Pacmanfan-po9rn 9:48
I'm glad you've been having fun with this stuff and the gaming lately.
The ultimate box 5 15$ shit according to the prices he showed actually returned a profit
And we didn’t even see the other mega ex he was supposedly supposed to receive
Good to see you posting often again max. That’s some big massive legend energy and we’re all greatful
You could just about control the market of the Cosmog promo with the amount you have
7:02 that’s actually impressive
I just skip the intro because I always skip breakfast.
i am thriving off of max content
my questionable appreciation for this screaming goblin legend is through the roof
The avocado is new?
7:13 my dad watching my mom give birth to me
This was grear not enough "bruh" and "jeff"
Forgetting to turn off 1.5x when i start these videos is like having a breakfast themed stroke.
We’re do you find the value of the packs? There’s one website I use but it just takes the average price of the cards that are sold by people on that website
I don't know why, but I just love your energy that you pour into these videos.
Yall talking about charlie having a gambling addiction...
2:28 My mom after I was born.
Ah Yes My Daily Dose Of Crazy Ape Man Opening Children Cards.And Begging For People To Give Him Money
Love the sneaky avocado 🥑 in the intro...that caught me off guard
Man i cant wait to watch a middle aged man get scammed on kids trading cards
“Evolutions, the reprint set, worth nothing” that hasn’t aged well at all
Avocado, HASHBROWNES
5:10 the pack had the card you get when you have a holo however there wasn't a holo
todays acronym for breakfast foods flying up to the ceiling for today is: TOBCCBTT?FSFCMPWHA
still not sure what the ? is so tell me if u know
I can’t imagine for having to sit through a minute plus worth of breakfast listings when the yearly intro compilation happens.
A
Sako Shill B
C
When you cracked that box of DragonBall Super cards it inspired me to play that card game! Im sure I'm not the only one waiting on you to open more!
Didn’t expect to wake up to a man screaming at children’s cardboard playing cards
All of those holographic water energies back to back made me pleasantly happy. That was funny.
Hello macsmoefie I’m drunk as hell and I want to rell you keep doing this amazing shit 🏆
Max, you should use your desk wall to write every booster pack order. That way you don't have to remember every booster pack order
the only comment section without brain dead first comments* btw
FiRsT
Duuude I swear I was JUST watching ur old mystery power box vids, yasss
Oversized cards fit great inside a playbill binder and the playbill binder pages. :)
I can't wait for the next Burning Shadows marathon, I'll be so happy to see your reaction when you pull that zard off
I love going back and watching these videos
Can't believe max finally came around to liking Evolutions. The character development in this season is dope!
5:05 packs must be resealed, there was a white code card (holo or better) but the Simisage was just a normal rare at the end.
This may sound really dumb and sappy, but I always look forward to a max video, and after losing my cat of 11 years just 2 days ago to terrible seizures, seeing a video from you is really helping me get back into calm familiarity with a breath of fresh air so thank you. Even if it is a pokemon video of you screaming, thank you
I swear every intro now, those 2 eggs and sausage get closer and closer and it’s creating an image I don’t want 😂
That breathing at 9:57 made me so uncomfortable. Dear lord. Didn't realize the Goblin liked snubbulls so much.
Parappa the rapper. That was a fun one! I caught that Max. 😂
Im ready for the video where he just eats all of the breakfast items in one go
You should try and get your hands on the legendary treasures set, I’d love to see you open some older(ish) cards! (There’s a lotta holos)
Hey Max may you please try opening the boxes of cereal that have the cereal mascots as toys, there's 6 of them and they're creepy as hell, there is even golden versions of them too.
I watch ur videos not for the cards but for the cute random loot. Can't wait for the next loot episode
Thanks to you I got back into Pokemon keep up the work max
Started crying at 11:26 😅😆🤣😂😆😅🤣
9:49 I spit out my water when he called zygarde Ben 10 I don’t know why I found it funny
im lowkey thinking the intros are an elaborate scheme for a merch drop on cold ones
Nice Tody reference at the end there ;)