Every Christian Music Video - John Crist (Official Music Video)

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  • @DeanBekkering
    @DeanBekkering Рік тому +87

    Four minute plot of every Christian movie.

  • @mosoho
    @mosoho Рік тому +3075

    Not gonna lie, this is a banger. I think the only thing missing is repeating the bridge 14 times for no reason. 😆

    • @rickeguitar9086
      @rickeguitar9086 Рік тому +132

      Don't forget the volume swells. All 14 times are played at different volumes to provide the effect.

    • @mosoho
      @mosoho Рік тому +12

      @@rickeguitar9086 excellent point!

    • @JulieEL2023
      @JulieEL2023 Рік тому +5

      Yesss

    • @BrodenADHD
      @BrodenADHD Рік тому +10

      Sister Sue got blessed, and everyone is waiting on her to sit down 😊 You were blessed it was only 14!

    • @maddyf.6296
      @maddyf.6296 Рік тому +2

      And thank goodness for that 😂😂

  • @skadams7075
    @skadams7075 Рік тому +1963

    John just needed everyone to know he COULD have made it as a Christian artist…

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta Рік тому +47

      But he wanted people to know he can create actual quality

    • @OathBoy_562
      @OathBoy_562 Рік тому +10

      Frfr he sounds good

    • @TinyTink006
      @TinyTink006 Рік тому +27

      It's the "diversity cameo" that did it for me. (the "another one" and the black guy's just waving having a great time. 😅😅😅😅😅)

    • @TinyTink006
      @TinyTink006 Рік тому +8

      ​@ImaRandomFemalehe was so focused on the mildly attractive woman he forgot he's too hot for Christian women not to lust. 😂

    • @lysd3408
      @lysd3408 Рік тому

      @@brenyattatrue dat!

  • @SarahLa777
    @SarahLa777 Рік тому +62

    Not a diversity cameo!!! 💀🤣🤣🤣 I choked at that one, bahahaha. All his observations are so spot on, LOL

  • @TheFu3lman
    @TheFu3lman Рік тому +24

    I kicked my vaping addiction because of this song.

  • @devindaniels1379
    @devindaniels1379 Рік тому +4726

    I just have to say that this song has been a great comfort to me through hard times. It has pulled me closer to God and overcome my generic sob story childhood. I want everyone to know that you feel God the most when you get a hit of dopamine from seeing likes on your every Christian music video comment.

    • @missycl9200
      @missycl9200 Рік тому +142

      😂😂😂 I hope this comment helps too

    • @jessszabo5049
      @jessszabo5049 Рік тому +427

      As someone who deeply relates to your generic sob story childhood, I want you to know that you're not alone but also I'm now using this as an opportunity to completely hijack your post and make this all about MY generic sob story childhood because it was maybe just a little bit worse than yours was... but because I said you're not alone, you should feel better and encouraged now and so you're welcome and God bless!! 🥰

    • @cadenanders2
      @cadenanders2 Рік тому +169

      @@jessszabo5049 Well, I am trumping BOTH your generic sob stories, because I am identifying as a minority POC, and you have no idea what that is like.

    • @cutiepie71181
      @cutiepie71181 Рік тому +17

      😂😂☠️

    • @WW_Studios
      @WW_Studios Рік тому +43

      We all needed this comment LOL

  • @jimyoung9262
    @jimyoung9262 Рік тому +1398

    This song was a real blessing to me in an unspecified trial characterized by a storm.
    I have chills.

  • @randomcommenter6711
    @randomcommenter6711 Рік тому +1652

    If this isn't on K-Love by the end of the week I am going to host my own pledge drive to start a new radio station that will be even MORE positive and MORE encouraging.

    • @notthefbi7932
      @notthefbi7932 Рік тому +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @faerylandsguinevere
      @faerylandsguinevere Рік тому +26

      Omg!! I HATE K-Love’s pledge drives!! I love that station though.

    • @JLove808
      @JLove808 Рік тому +27

      You have my $20 a month pledge, please automatically enter me for the christian cruise drawing though!

    • @HolaUnicorn
      @HolaUnicorn Рік тому +6

      Not a pledge drive 💀😂😂😂

    • @kristinlave9261
      @kristinlave9261 Рік тому +2

      😂 I'll pledge!

  • @00Accord4cyl
    @00Accord4cyl Рік тому +1176

    Now we just need a “live” professionally recorded version that is 8-9 min long

    • @Elijahs_mustache
      @Elijahs_mustache Рік тому +23

      I love worship... But 9 min seems always a bit excessive...

    • @donnaandstansizemore9622
      @donnaandstansizemore9622 Рік тому +48

      with tons of repeats of the chorus!! esp one phrase over and over!

    • @jussman8861
      @jussman8861 Рік тому +30

      Yes! And he will need to be wearing black skinny jeans and white high tops, and there must be a large multicultural circle of people around him singing and dancing along!

    • @BeniRoseMusic
      @BeniRoseMusic Рік тому +9

      Definitely "live" with no studio overdubs * wink wink *

    • @rhiannamr
      @rhiannamr Рік тому +14

      With dim lighting, plenty of crescendo and some light crying/sobbing in the recording

  • @imcarakins
    @imcarakins 4 місяці тому +16

    "Positive! Encouraging! Radio! This is every Christian music video!" THAT IS PURE GOLD 😭💀 K-love been real quiet since this one dropped

  • @HolaUnicorn
    @HolaUnicorn Рік тому +636

    When he said if they can’t rhyme they’ll just sing “ooooooh” I DIED 💀😂😂😂😂😂 literally everyone Christian song ever 😂

  • @andrewsails1371
    @andrewsails1371 Рік тому +1059

    I was on my 4th divorce in 6 weeks, my kids just lost their jobs, my dog was hit by a train, my boss at work just wrote me up and this song Carries me every day. Amen and Amen

    • @MomLAU
      @MomLAU Рік тому +20

      Your post sounds like "You don't have to call me darlin'..."

    • @nedyarb7215
      @nedyarb7215 Рік тому +6

      @@MomLAU ... darlIIN you never even called me. Oh I wonder why you don't call me

    • @mavmusic1157
      @mavmusic1157 Рік тому +26

      The way you randomly capitalized a Word in the middle of the sentence... I love the Attention to detail 😂

    • @hemlock8653
      @hemlock8653 Рік тому +9

      laughs, that is way too funny.

    • @charliewhon6548
      @charliewhon6548 Рік тому +7

      Stay strong brother!

  • @robcozart920
    @robcozart920 Рік тому +532

    Absolutely PERFECT.
    And now “3 Chords and a Mid-Tempo…” is totally stuck in my head! 😂😂😂

    • @rickeguitar9086
      @rickeguitar9086 Рік тому +6

      Did they actually ever make it to a 3rd chord? But, look how excited the musicians were in playing them!

    • @Vitamortis.
      @Vitamortis. Рік тому +1

      @@rickeguitar9086 i think the 3rd one is supposed to be the A major but it's offset so idk

    • @anncarroll7354
      @anncarroll7354 Рік тому +2

      It’s quite a catchy tune, I’ll probably be humming it all day now 😂

    • @shortyj74
      @shortyj74 10 місяців тому

      exactly

  • @BiggieTreats
    @BiggieTreats Рік тому +380

    I was on my last straw when I came across this song. The overwhelming calm my heart felt made me go, “ohOhhhhh” and I knew I was going to make it. That was 16 years ago! 💙

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl 11 місяців тому

      Glad you made it friend. Helps me with stress. Calms me down. I have sever post traumoc stress disorder
      😃

  • @momforfreedom9191
    @momforfreedom9191 7 місяців тому +5

    Jon Crist is a comedic genius. Ever since my daughter showed me his, “Homeschoolers During the Pandemic” video, I’ve been a huge fan. 😊❤😂

  • @EricChamplin
    @EricChamplin Рік тому +307

    As someone who works (well, worked) in the CCM industry, I can 100% confirm that this is 10/10 accurate.

    • @playdiscgolf1546
      @playdiscgolf1546 Рік тому +3

      Have you noticed so many of the contemporary sounds of about 20 years ago, are now on the secular radio today? I heard a new Shinedown song the other day that sounded like Kutless….lol

    • @gpmoore
      @gpmoore Рік тому +1

      Also coming from a similar career, I concur with the first comment, so now it’s truth level: 20/10

    • @nataliejones6626
      @nataliejones6626 Рік тому +3

      ⁠@@playdiscgolf1546Sad when a song is “Christian” song is played on secular radio and unbelievers would never know because God is never mentioned. A Christian song should never be able to be misinterpreted I was once at a Christian music festival and heard a band sing the first three songs and never heard the words “God” nor” Jesus” so I looked up the lyrics to the songs on their album and “Jesus” was never mentioned and the words God and Lord appear in some songs only. Of course I only made it through the first 2/3 of the songs. I hope their newer albums are different but it was extremely sad

    • @ab-cn7ki
      @ab-cn7ki Рік тому +4

      @@nataliejones6626 Yeah it is kind like a Joel Olsteen sermon lol

    • @lolwtnick4362
      @lolwtnick4362 Рік тому

      ​@@nataliejones6626it happened when "Christian" music went pop. away from the holy hymns and chants. cause it's boring and not popular with the kids.

  • @epikpey
    @epikpey Рік тому +653

    It’s the perfect combination of humor and absolute truth! 😂

  • @brodeemalo13
    @brodeemalo13 Рік тому +704

    how does this song still sound better than most songs on christian radio nowadays 😂

  • @thewayfaringtraveller
    @thewayfaringtraveller 8 місяців тому +4

    IMHO, or not so humble, this video is
    1. Not sacrilegious (It's making fun of videos, not Jesus)
    2. Quite Funny
    3. A good example of self-deprecating humour (if Jon Crist happens to be born again or a Christian).
    4. A really good song "For Real"!

  • @dani4704
    @dani4704 Рік тому +560

    It takes skill to make a parody song both accurate and a banger lol. Well done👌🏾

  • @djaltitude3177
    @djaltitude3177 Рік тому +165

    “So we have to make it clear that it’s the man who *bleep* things up” I busted out so hard 😂😂

  • @willowpendragon923
    @willowpendragon923 Рік тому +285

    As a music therapist and as a wife to a husband whose favorite music is modern Christian, I can say this is 100% accurate 😂

    • @AllYourBaseAreBelongToU5
      @AllYourBaseAreBelongToU5 Рік тому

      So, as a music therapist, are you helping him through this CCM phase of his life so he can branch out into other genres?

    • @willowpendragon923
      @willowpendragon923 Рік тому

      @@AllYourBaseAreBelongToU5 😅

  • @truthbetold234
    @truthbetold234 Рік тому +325

    I’m impressed. I didn’t know he could sing so well.

    • @amberswarey5693
      @amberswarey5693 Рік тому +44

      Auto tune is a great invention 😆

    • @mrepix8287
      @mrepix8287 Рік тому +32

      @@amberswarey5693Not just autotune, I think it’s more-so the layering on his vocals that makes the voice sound “fuller” and powerful

    • @peytonholdenmusic
      @peytonholdenmusic Рік тому +5

      @@mrepix8287which is also how most gospel singers do it😂

    • @dianavalerie3578
      @dianavalerie3578 Рік тому +5

      He can and did sing this well. I worked on this video.

  • @lysd3408
    @lysd3408 Рік тому +295

    Best line: “Did they see a Therapist?”
    “Heck NO!!!”
    Pure gold.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions Рік тому +18

      I was talking about my therapist with someone and she said “I don’t need a therapist because I have Jesus” first of all that girl needed a therapist more than most and my own therapist is Christian it pisses me off so much when Christian’s say that

    • @vmk5697
      @vmk5697 11 місяців тому

      @@bluecollarmenproductions Satan knows that our mind is where the battle is at... why do Christians not get that and the importance of (granted GOOD) therapy!? Baffles me.

    • @xoxablade8345
      @xoxablade8345 11 місяців тому +3

      @@bluecollarmenproductions *insert "Just pray about it" here*

    • @thewayfaringtraveller
      @thewayfaringtraveller 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, but it's scary when you break down the word Therapist... The rapist!.... Coincidence, was Freud raping our minds? I don't know why but my comment made me think of Tony Soprano getting therapy... Fuhgeddaboudit!

  • @rievance9615
    @rievance9615 11 місяців тому +15

    A great comedian , and singer , really inteligent and down to earth . Very rare in a person , this guy makes my heart smile lol

  • @denisemejean5741
    @denisemejean5741 Рік тому +163

    Ok so I really am going through some stuff right now and instead of crying about my health issues and my husband losing his job, I’m laughing like CRAZY!! Thank you from a soccer mom! 😂❤😊

    • @lowlightpiano7110
      @lowlightpiano7110 Рік тому

      Repent and trust in Jesus. Hes the only way. We deserve Hell because weve sinned. Lied, lusted stolen, etc. But God sent his son to die on the cross and rise out of the grave. We can receive forgiveness from Jesus. Repent and put your trust in him.
      John 3:16
      Romans 3:23❤😊❤❤

    • @heidiphillips1998
      @heidiphillips1998 Рік тому +8

      Sometimes laughter really IS the best medicine! ❤

    • @RoastTheCritics
      @RoastTheCritics Рік тому

      We've been going through the same (no cussing!)!! It's hell, but I go to this video to cheer me up - it's so (beep!) funny! (I said must!) Only because it's 20x shorter than Dumb and Dumber.

    • @VeganPrepper
      @VeganPrepper Рік тому +4

      Much love to you from another mom. I just prayed for you. 🥰 Also super glad you got some laughs. That was amazing! 🤣

    • @kennypowers1945
      @kennypowers1945 Рік тому +1

      @@lowlightpiano7110no! We don’t need middle eastern fairytales anymore

  • @jeremiahalexander5513
    @jeremiahalexander5513 Рік тому +200

    Love this! Super accurate. Can’t wait to see the Hillsong concert version with verse, verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus, chorus, bridge, ten minute acapella chorus with clapping, bridge, chorus, chorus, end. 😂😂😂

    • @normagordon1375
      @normagordon1375 Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️

    • @amalexander7711
      @amalexander7711 Рік тому +5

      Couldn’t have said it better myself!

    • @davidwessel1419
      @davidwessel1419 Рік тому +18

      Absolutely correct - the only thing I would change is the ending: After chorus, chorus would be last two lines of chorus, last two lines of chorus, last line of chorus, last line of chorus, last line of chorus, last line of chorus, last word of chorus, last word of chorus, last word of chorus, last word of chorus, end. 😁😁😁😁

    • @szethlopen1350
      @szethlopen1350 Рік тому +12

      Bethel is verse, chorus, verse, chorus, chorus, bridge, bridge, bridge, bridge, bridge, chorus, chorus

    • @noer6553
      @noer6553 Рік тому +2

      😂☠️

  • @JasonBlair
    @JasonBlair Рік тому +308

    Well if this doesn't just make you want to go to the coffee shop and pay for the person behind you.

    • @zanetrefield
      @zanetrefield Рік тому +4

      Ohhhhh mannnn. Nice one. Funny how doing that has become like a benchmark of showing Christ's love. It's not even original! 😅

    • @SageDigitalProject
      @SageDigitalProject Рік тому +7

      Did... did you... just say, "Well, bless your heart" in Pop Christianese? ...🤣

    • @happyappy19931
      @happyappy19931 9 місяців тому

      😂

    • @jadestrother0420
      @jadestrother0420 8 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @larrymcdonald2518
    @larrymcdonald2518 Рік тому +2

    From me going to church for 17 years and then hearing this song after i stopped going, was just a reminder that holy cow all of these songs and music videos are just exact copies of each other.

  • @HisLoveArmy
    @HisLoveArmy Рік тому +10

    Prediction, someone will play this at their small group next week.. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ForeverFashionGirl21
    @ForeverFashionGirl21 Рік тому +74

    Loved that it showed him directing - the cinematography is amazing- everything is 10/10

  • @LostinmissouriBeth
    @LostinmissouriBeth Рік тому +361

    That was perfection. Haha.
    Grew up listening to Christian music and the words AND beat/sounds are all 100% in point!!!

    • @susancnw59
      @susancnw59 Рік тому +1

      You missed groups like 2nd Chapter of Acts, Phil Keaggy & DeGarmo & Key. And Daniel Amos...those guys were really ahead of their time.

  • @UnclePhil73
    @UnclePhil73 Рік тому +198

    This really spoke to me in the valley and in the desert of my struggles. I felt like I was drowning in oceans. This really fixed my vague Christian struggle

    • @JDB1184
      @JDB1184 Рік тому +7

      Don’t forget the fire & flood & hurricane ; woh-oooh ! (Repeat 14 x ) ! 😂

  • @chasingmoonlightfarm
    @chasingmoonlightfarm 2 місяці тому +1

    As a Christian, I want to resent this song. Can't. Too catchy. And on point. 😂❤ LOVE!

  • @LukeSimpson
    @LukeSimpson Рік тому +2

    In all seriousness: THIS is how you get new subscribers. Not by begging for subscribers in every video. Well done.

  • @typeforge12
    @typeforge12 Рік тому +30

    That was actually really good! I love how you narrate the whole song while singing it! LOL! "It's the man who [BLEEP] things up. I said messed!"

  • @RA-pb4gl
    @RA-pb4gl Рік тому +3

    I can't wait for Every Country Music Video 😉

  • @CROWNEDGOLDENBEAUTY
    @CROWNEDGOLDENBEAUTY Рік тому +149

    “He tells her that he loves her and he’ll never sin again”🎶😂😭😭😭

    • @susannamcleod5304
      @susannamcleod5304 Рік тому +6

      That was the line that made me bust up laughing! 😂

    • @sdgml3878
      @sdgml3878 Рік тому +9

      with the line repeated with an octave jump lol

  • @DavidJ1943
    @DavidJ1943 Рік тому +1

    Yoooooooo the first thing I thought of about 20 seconds in was Shama's "Worship Song Song" and then who just RANDOMLY decides to show up at 2:12? 🤣🤣 You're a real one John!

  • @thomasodonnell5163
    @thomasodonnell5163 Рік тому +2

    I'm a Christian, and I gave up on Christian music a while ago. This perfectly captures the mentality that I dislike.

  • @justinengler7308
    @justinengler7308 Рік тому +123

    This was absolutely amazing. You forgot to incorporate random shots of people in slow mo running down a street.

    • @megphelps8579
      @megphelps8579 Рік тому +5

      And the dripping paint playing in rewind.

  • @ericmtz
    @ericmtz Рік тому +272

    I've rededicated my life to God because of this video. Thank you, John, for your honesty and vulnerability. I've asked the worship team to start playing this song for Sunday worship! AMEN

  • @theblueknight8866
    @theblueknight8866 Рік тому +65

    My office is jamming out to this. It’s actually a really good song. Was laughing through it too!

  • @pinkwonderpower7906
    @pinkwonderpower7906 Рік тому +3

    Here's your diversity comment --- This is awesome bro.

  • @MB-vl2sz
    @MB-vl2sz 2 місяці тому +2

    It’s the string of bulb lights for me, lol, so classically Christian music videoish

  • @EdenAvalos
    @EdenAvalos Рік тому +51

    I've never said this to anyone, but I've been struggling with ________ for ___ years now. I've been running from Yahweh and coping with everything but the Word! But after I heard this song I am set free from _______! This song changed my entire life! Praise Yeshua!!

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl 11 місяців тому

      He loves you and always wants to help. I had no friend. I asked him if he would be my friend. WOW. It was an awesome feeling. You are a choice spirit. Loved and honored.♥️

  • @nedyarb7215
    @nedyarb7215 Рік тому +90

    I appreciate the amount of production that went into a joke. Also i love the music in this song.

  • @whatdeyadoes
    @whatdeyadoes Рік тому +61

    So inspiring 🥺 I want this song to play at my wedding. Right after the washing of the feet ceremony

    • @jayshen84
      @jayshen84 Рік тому +15

      If you play the audio only.... i bet some ladies would go into like full hand raising mode and then suddenly go "wait a minute"

    • @heidiphillips1998
      @heidiphillips1998 Рік тому +2

      Yes, please! 😂

    • @JDB1184
      @JDB1184 Рік тому

      😬😵‍💫😁

  • @ldsish
    @ldsish Рік тому +1

    That was a fun watch, but thankfully we have some extremely talented artists working to serve God these days.

  • @brianshockley8161
    @brianshockley8161 6 місяців тому +4

    Not sure why this does not have a million views yet

  • @moisehermantin6532
    @moisehermantin6532 Рік тому +76

    This needs to win an award... I'm serious, this is 4th time I heard this song today, and it's incredible.

    • @JeffMSpiller
      @JeffMSpiller Рік тому +1

      I heard it yesterday morning for the first time ... and now just heard it for the 15th time, had it on repeat all the way home from work two days in a row now. Great song, extremely catchy and contagious!!

    • @RoastTheCritics
      @RoastTheCritics Рік тому +1

      Agreed! This song needs to go absolutely viral.

  • @Purpleninja7707
    @Purpleninja7707 Рік тому +124

    We must protect this man at all costs. Your a legend John!

    • @ronlucock3702
      @ronlucock3702 Рік тому +2

      Soccer moms everywhere are going to be staring at him wherever he goes.

    • @VideoVibesAndVerse
      @VideoVibesAndVerse Рік тому +10

      So... John Legend? 😉❤

    • @lowlightpiano7110
      @lowlightpiano7110 Рік тому +4

      Repent and trust in Jesus. Hes the only way. We deserve Hell because weve sinned. Lied, lusted stolen, etc. But God sent his son to die on the cross and rise out of the grave. We can receive forgiveness from Jesus. Repent and put your trust in him.
      John 3:16
      Romans 3:23❤😊❤❤

    • @freegraceau
      @freegraceau Рік тому

      You’re

    • @Th3K1dd
      @Th3K1dd Рік тому

      He's a pedophile, not a legend.

  • @joajoy
    @joajoy Рік тому +7

    The perfect follow up to the Worship song song. Not the follow up we deserved, but the one we needed🙏

  • @MindPetrol
    @MindPetrol Рік тому +8

    I was going through [relatable struggle] and I was sure [negative outcome]. But then i heard this song and [positive change], because now I know [quote songs lyric]. ~[character descriptors, not an actual name]

  • @meghanbeyea4251
    @meghanbeyea4251 Рік тому +2

    I've been struggling with my choices for my education. The algorithm brought me here. I feel God speaking to me through the mid temo and all my problems are better now.
    Honesty though, been stuck in my head for 24hrs

  • @DrJohnnyEcko
    @DrJohnnyEcko Рік тому +126

    This song really moved me. It pulled all the 3 chords of my heart, i started sobbing when they got back together and lived happily ever after, on God i did not see that coming. Thanks to this song i now accept the Lord Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior🙏🏻 amen!😇 hallelujah! GOD IS GOOD!

  • @colbycummings9421
    @colbycummings9421 Рік тому +26

    How is this not at a million views already?!? Priceless and on point 😂

  • @jerkyburger
    @jerkyburger Рік тому +3

    No... This is BETTER than every Christian music video

  • @PhilKelley
    @PhilKelley 11 місяців тому +2

    Greetings from Sharpsburg, GA. I am praying for you, John. No one can be so right-on about CCM, the Church today, etc. without Satan trying to mess with you, man. Keep it up, bruh. Not only are you very entertaining, but your criticism is sharp and intense without being disrespectful. God bless. Keep on glorifying the Lord.

  • @SunnySideOfficial
    @SunnySideOfficial Рік тому +2

    What are some examples this is parodying? Lol. This is the reason I can’t stand Christian radio or the Christian music industry. But this video is well put together, truthful, and hilarious. Well done John!

    • @ryancarter766
      @ryancarter766 Рік тому

      😂 see comment from @cassidycarter8112

    • @SunnySideOfficial
      @SunnySideOfficial Рік тому

      @@ryancarter766 I couldn’t find their comment 😂

    • @ryancarter766
      @ryancarter766 Рік тому

      @@SunnySideOfficial All good, it’s not surprising, it’s probably buried now with all the engagement this video has gotten ;)

  • @justinerauch7168
    @justinerauch7168 Рік тому +127

    I woke up with this stuck in my head just from the IG reels. The video does not disappoint 👏🏻👏🏻
    Also I love the touch with the rain during the first but it’s not raining anymore when he leaves 😂

    • @glamgal28
      @glamgal28 Рік тому +3

      i just made a comment saying the same thing about how its been on repeat in my head since IG😂

    • @GoinBand2
      @GoinBand2 Рік тому +7

      It looks like someone was just spraying the window with a hose.😂

  • @lionessm235
    @lionessm235 Рік тому +9

    OMG! This song slaps! If they played it on the “positive” radio station I might actually call in on one of the numerous pledge drives. 😂😂🤣

  • @NackDSP
    @NackDSP Рік тому +17

    Can't wait to show this to the local praise team so we can all sing and sway to this together in church for the next five years repeating the last chorus over and over at the end.

  • @DynamicGracer
    @DynamicGracer Рік тому +13

    The verses were okay, but the chorus was so ridiculously good it melts my head a little bit

  • @mustpetdog
    @mustpetdog Рік тому +1

    Truthfully, I find Crist mildly funny to this point....not anymore this is FUNNY! Kudos that it's a good song as well. Good job!

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 Рік тому +141

    Another painfully accurate parody by John Crist. 😂

  • @kencarr4995
    @kencarr4995 Рік тому +8

    Can’t wait to hear this in 3-6 months during worship.

  • @micmer2939
    @micmer2939 7 місяців тому +1

    Bummer! The one year I don't watch the Dove Awards. I'm guessing this song won "Breakthrough/New Artist/Song of the Year" because it is so unique!

  • @plumbersteve
    @plumbersteve Рік тому +8

    The funny(sad?) thing about this is that this song conveys a truth. And, while the truth conveyed is not a poignant truth, it reveals the vacuous nature of CCM…and if you’re an avid CCM listener, that may be life changing.

  • @audreypatton9272
    @audreypatton9272 Рік тому +12

    This is great! I love how every song on K-love has that “BOOM CLAP BOOM DE BOOM CLAP” sound! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juliet-m31
    @juliet-m31 Рік тому +76

    Haha love this! It could also be a country music video. Someone's usually drinking, sad, cheated on, hooking up with a crazy ex then regretting it immediately. You know, life. 😅

    • @mariaskabardonis8353
      @mariaskabardonis8353 Рік тому +16

      Except you can show beer in country music lol

    • @charliewhon6548
      @charliewhon6548 Рік тому +3

      David Allen Coe already wrote that one: it’s the “Perfect Country and Western Song.” Not written to be so family friendly, positive OR encouraging.😂

  • @lukeboyer808
    @lukeboyer808 Рік тому +62

    This song has really been a blessing to me and helped me get through the numerous trials and tribulations that face upper middle class white suburbanites like myself each and every day. Praise his name ❤️

  • @Sydney_Lynne
    @Sydney_Lynne 6 місяців тому +2

    This is by far the best music video I have ever seen

  • @RealMerryMary
    @RealMerryMary Рік тому +1

    I know a handful of unique 1s that don’t fit this stereotype, but ur right, because at least 90% are EXACTLY like this 💯

  • @jacobcherie
    @jacobcherie Рік тому +25

    Can't wait for the live worship album to drop with heart-melting lyrics, and thumping chord progressions, in a low-lit warehouse or sanctuary.

  • @rickeguitar9086
    @rickeguitar9086 Рік тому +23

    This is classic!!! I love how excited the guitarists are for playing two chords over and over again!!

  • @ElsaGabrielaMitreLópez
    @ElsaGabrielaMitreLópez 2 місяці тому +1

    From casting crowns to for king and country....nailed it ...i wonder why they don't play on the radio 😂

  • @sirizmahjam2634
    @sirizmahjam2634 Рік тому +2

    You're missing the repeating bridge and the mellow guitar solos. Aside from that, everything was on point! 😅😅

  • @JaminBro
    @JaminBro Рік тому +38

    I feel like I need to listen to this on repeat all day.

    • @jubileejservice
      @jubileejservice Рік тому +1

      Like every Christian music video ??? 😂😂

    • @JaminBro
      @JaminBro Рік тому

      @@jubileejservice Exactly haha

  • @kirstenaxelrod
    @kirstenaxelrod Рік тому +19

    Where do I BEGIN?? This is SO funny, so freaking TRUE, AND IS COMPLETE GOLD!! This song SLAPS! Please put this on all music platforms so we can stream it everywhere! Yo, I could write a novel about how amazing this song is. I’m not even kidding when I say this, like I’m being 100% serious right now- This song anointed! YOU are anointed! Not only did this make me laugh, I felt The Holy Spirit sooo strongly! I’m dead serious too!
    For those who actually have a genuine relationship with God will understand that God has an amazing sense of humor and God totally used you for His Glory in this song! You kept it REAL! And that’s something most Christians and most Christian music DONT DO- is KEEP IT REAL! Especially revealing truth through humor, like that’s a GIFT!
    Bare with me y’all, I’m genuinely so happy God guided me to this song and video just now. I kid you not, just the other day I was talking to God like I would talk to my best friend (which is what GOD wants from His children more than memorizing the Bible and going to church etc) and I was talking to God about Christian music and worship music and how it all sounds the same. Then I threw out all kinds of different creative ideas and how awesome it would be to change it up like A LOT! I even asked God how HE felt about the same old Christian music. Like “God, don’t you get bored of that? Does that music ACTUALLY make you feel honored and loved when it’s SO WATERED DOWN and fake??” Then I come across THIS! I literally can FEEL God’s JOY simply because John made this song. I feel God’s LOVE for John because of the fact that this song is honoring God. I know this comment is getting deep, but bare with me, I’m thinking and feeling even deeper than what I’m writing. God WANTS US TO SHARE TRUTH through our gifts, talents etc! He wants us to keep it real not just with music but in all we do. God loves His Comedians and I never thought of comedy as a ministry before but IT IS!! The typical watered down Christian community has kept so many people blind and deceived to think that a ministry HAS to be a church or a pastor etc when that’s actually so far from the truth. That mindset upsets God! Why? Cuz it’s putting limits on what God can and can’t do, and HOW God can use ANYONE, including non believers to share truth. Just saying!
    Also, as a recovering opiate addict, I just celebrated my 10 year clean and sober milestone on May 13th- I especially loved the scene where he basically says prescriptions are worse than the beer! Technically alcohol does more damage to your brain than any other drug, HOWEVER, with the crazy amount of accidental and purposeful deaths from Fentanyl and other opioids and how insanely easy it is to get addicted to opiates are and other medications, I really appreciated that point you made!! God is really using you to spread some truth and reveal so many lies! And doing so through your humor is GOLDEN! Thank you for this! I needed a laugh!!! Please put this song on ALL music platforms so others and myself can stream it!

    • @codyzimmer9257
      @codyzimmer9257 Рік тому +1

      I’m not gonna lie. I didn’t read ur comment. But I saw the part where u said u overcame addiction. Congrats. :)

    • @noelanilewis5104
      @noelanilewis5104 Рік тому +2

      I loved your comment 🥰

    • @kirstenaxelrod
      @kirstenaxelrod Рік тому

      @@noelanilewis5104 💕😊

    • @GoldenWolf248
      @GoldenWolf248 Рік тому +4

      Glad I took the time to read this comment because you really blessed me by reminding me that God can and does use people with unique talents. I never thought I could make a difference because I'm not a great speaker, but I have other talents I can use for the Lord!

    • @kirstenaxelrod
      @kirstenaxelrod Рік тому +1

      @@GoldenWolf248 Dude absolutely! This made me smile!

  • @rosseller2045
    @rosseller2045 Рік тому +9

    I was driving and having just an awful day... Then I turned this song on and I was just reminded of the joy of the Lord

  • @juliehamilton5301
    @juliehamilton5301 6 місяців тому +1

    Late to the party here, but this somehow randomly popped up on my feed. Speaking as someone who gave up on CCM/radio many years ago, I have to say this is insanely funny and absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @toshawhatareyoudoing6410
    @toshawhatareyoudoing6410 Рік тому +2

    It was the "diversity cameo" for me. Because people with a lot of melanin need Jesus too. FACTS!

  • @kaykhaos
    @kaykhaos Рік тому +10

    This is hilarious. Up for 1 hour and 2.6k views? I can't wait to hear about it on the Pod. "Dude, it's CRUSHING!" I love it!!

  • @mollietenpenny4093
    @mollietenpenny4093 Рік тому +6

    I heard the praise band in church play this last Sunday. Brought me to tears. So beautiful. 😢❤

  • @CoreyBeasley-e2w
    @CoreyBeasley-e2w Рік тому +35

    John Crist nailed it again! This was hilariously true!! Honestly-- it’s really catchy and I love it!!!

  • @johnhaberstro8165
    @johnhaberstro8165 Рік тому +2

    I can see you touring with Bethel Music any day! Miracles coming!!!

  • @ZodiacBoi42
    @ZodiacBoi42 Рік тому +56

    This song means so much to my dead grandmother, and her crippling drug addiction. This childhood story will make you cry. But it’s okay because my grandmother is still alive

  • @cobman
    @cobman Рік тому +48

    I was going to quit my life group when I heard this song.
    I'm walking back into that living room, and I'm going to volunteer to close us in prayer tonight.

  • @quitetidy
    @quitetidy Рік тому +36

    "Did they see a therapist? Heck no!"😂😂😂😂

  • @YourAverageNorm
    @YourAverageNorm Рік тому +1

    A month later, I just realized this came out on my birthday. What a great present.

  • @jXd
    @jXd Рік тому +2

    Anointed and K-Love approved! Does anything else matter!?!?!?

  • @MidiboyGregg
    @MidiboyGregg Рік тому +15

    Not only is this on point, it's actually really good!

  • @markbaranyk9161
    @markbaranyk9161 Рік тому +315

    I was having a real rough week, my pet catfish that I was taking for a walk got struck by lighting, my baseball team blew a 20 run lead, my shoes became untied, and my power went out for 30 seconds. I turned on the radio for my crippled brother to hear, and this song played. As soon as he heard it, he magically walked out of his wheelchair and turned it off. Thank you so much for your music! 🫡

    • @keisi1574
      @keisi1574 Рік тому +7

      At least your cheese didn't get moldy! Well- you didn't mention it!
      PS If it did- you can just cut that part off n eat the rest...n be blest! Cheeses Crist!

    • @lincolnpatience6480
      @lincolnpatience6480 Рік тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣 I would only use two emojis, but if you use more than one it has to be three, not down to two or up to four. Five is right out.

    • @jackhawkins3389
      @jackhawkins3389 Рік тому +3

      @@lincolnpatience6480but did you say “Nee!” When typing said holy emojis of Antioch, neither 2, nor yet 4, but 3? If not, you shall be banished to an anarcho-syndicalist commune…

    • @Fenfer05
      @Fenfer05 Рік тому

      I mean the baseball thing is kinda serious…

    • @stephenj9470
      @stephenj9470 11 місяців тому +4

      So basically the song was so bad your brother decided to stop what he had been faking for years to go turn it off.😮

  • @rockstarbma
    @rockstarbma Рік тому +27

    A diversity cameo by Shama! Yes haha!
    This is perfect! I love it! 😂

  • @HomeVideoVarietyShow
    @HomeVideoVarietyShow Рік тому +1

    So well done. 100 percent true. Christian Radio is as painfully predicable and obvious as this. You have exaggerated nothing- just called it exactly as it is. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @NightVisionPhantom
    @NightVisionPhantom Рік тому +1

    This rings so true about many Christian music videos, but the one that specifically comes to mind here for me is "I Need a Miracle" by Third Day.

  • @NDCCMTX
    @NDCCMTX Рік тому +3

    Literal chills, y'all.
    I can literally feel the Holy Spirit in this.

  • @imperialofficer5172
    @imperialofficer5172 Рік тому +177

    As a christain WHO DESPISES modern Christain music I see this as an absolute win!

    • @eliasa.5408
      @eliasa.5408 Рік тому +8

      Reminder this is making of Christian music VIDEOS, not the actual music lol but trust me there’s a lot of moderns songs I absolutely can’t stand

    • @1saamor897
      @1saamor897 Рік тому +15

      hymns r better

    • @imperialofficer5172
      @imperialofficer5172 Рік тому

      I agree@@1saamor897

    • @freerunner1953
      @freerunner1953 Рік тому

      Yes, my people

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion Рік тому +4

      I know the feeling. Feels a bit too much like musical cardboard.

  • @StephanieBogart
    @StephanieBogart Рік тому +41

    I could not stop laughing 😂 There are actually 3 types of videos. So you’ll need to do 2 more songs.
    The live version and the Phil Wickham and Maverick City version where it’s them and then a bunch of other people dancing and singing around them.