Dude, Don't ever use the 1-handed R2's. If you're gonna be using this beast of a sword, use the 2-handed R2's in secession. I also suggest using that ring that slows equipment breakage. If you're close range attacking, use the 1-handed R1's and space out the timing, so it looks like you run out of stamina, then hit them with that extra swing when they come in. I've also caught people of guard with the 1-handed roll attacks, it has some nice range.
I think I legit love you after this video. You went and used what is possibly the best Slam Jam mix and clubbed it up. Could only have been topped by the return of the Peasant standing on top of the Wall while Giantdad cuts a promo in the ring
"Why can't I hold all that spaghetti" That's not how you properly deal with OnlyAfro encounter. The proper and respectful greeting would be STABBING HIM, AND TELLING HIM TO GIT GUD ...just for future refference
The only relevance I have seen so far with implementing voice chat: "burn the fucking windmill dude, I don't know how many times I need to pantomime this before you understand that if you don't, you're not gonna have a good time".
Took me three characters to learn that I could do that and get rid of the poison. When I finally figured it out, I was both frustrated and hilariously giddy to fight that bitch without her lethal mud bath to bathe in.
I discovered that entirely because i saw a message next to it saying try torch so i got curious...im now even more curious to fight her without burning it.
I can't even begin to imagine how incredible the guy at the beginning's reaction will be when he see's himself in this video. What a swell guy, both to him and ye olde mighty Afro.
LIST OF SPOILED AREAS: Spooky Caves Stone Foyer Corridor of Zy'el Old Lady's Bathroom Tile Floor Ruins of Jim's Pad Chinese Coal Mynes Church Cliff Zone Act 2 Makeout Point Anar Lando
CommanderSkarin I farmed the arena for 99 cracked Red Eye orbs. I care to much about other players to let their Dark Souls 2 experience be ruined because there aren't enough Red Phantoms trying to kill people. Also I get some twisted enjoyment about sending them back to the bonfire and making them have to start the level over. Watch your back in the Iron Fortress...unless you have two phantoms...then I'll usually get pooped on.
I'm jealous of your invasions afro Mines always result in : "The host wil now stop any progress in his game, and will start camping the bonefire room for over 20 minutes if he has to."
I've only lit 3 of the four primal bonfires and I'm level 117, the second I found the brotherhood of blood covenant my progress stopped. I am having way too much fun with the arena and invading my victims in the Iron Fortress, at least 60 people can now say they have had the pleasure of being invaded :).
the beginning made me laugh, my response to meeting one of my favorite youtubers was quote on quote "omfg omfg omfg omfg time to play like its life or death i got something to prove, i have to deem myself worthy of his honor"
LmFAOOOO at the beginning of this video. That dude had me cracking up haha hilarious. Great Club usage btw ;) showin this to all ma' dark souls 2 buddies!
Lol Afro you know who augustbob is right? The guy who punched you to death. There's a invinite stun lock with caestus that him and Oroboro found out haha
The game is still pretty much brand new, due to the marketing of this game a lot of people are new to the franchise and they have no idea what "etiquette" and "honour-code" is (which I believe shouldn't exist if you are not looking for PvP and are invaded, but that's a discussion for another time). They're just trying to survive.
Wolf- -man Yup, that's sadly common ***** Sadly, that's even more common. Summon one to two phantoms, make sure you've got your trusty estus flask, and summon a blood bro.
That poise clip...i really do hope that they have dark 1 poise in dark 3. Maybe not as strong...but i don't want to be stun-locked with a fist weapon. Also, i hope they don't shaft casters like they did in dark 2, all because some people didn't know how to roll
perkyoranges 2 i did say maybe not as strong. Also, if you can blatantly see someone is bs fishing, then you just outfish them to cancel it out. or, play unlocked and keep 180-ing with your zwei swings so you can get round their turtle shield, whilst keeping your back away from them. I admit, that was kind of a shit thing about poise, but for those that did nothing but bs fish, i didn't give them the time of day and i can't remember a single encounter where that happened. sure, i know they did happen to me, but i've put them out of my memory and all i can remember are the fun builds and fun trolls that i used to use in that game. There's always going to be people that use the OP set up in games, but you have to take that with a grain of salt and just kinda bear it.
Lifestroke Yeah, cos going pure damage and being super duper squishy to the point where you get one-shotted is easy :P and so what? I always enjoy playing casters in games and it's about being fair to all builds. In all honesty, being a tank is easy mode. you're unkillable, kill things in one swing with your over-sized weapon and so long as you can mid roll, you can dodge most things. At this point, souls vets find most things to be easy mode because we've been playing this style of game for many years.
ow
git rekt obobobo
Obobobo can't handle the slam.
Dude, Don't ever use the 1-handed R2's. If you're gonna be using this beast of a sword, use the 2-handed R2's in secession. I also suggest using that ring that slows equipment breakage. If you're close range attacking, use the 1-handed R1's and space out the timing, so it looks like you run out of stamina, then hit them with that extra swing when they come in. I've also caught people of guard with the 1-handed roll attacks, it has some nice range.
as soon as i saw the mlgs laser and armor i knew it was brandon and i knew he was gona get dumpstered
saithvenomdrone
it was a lucky backstab on my part. i dont think im in any way better than boro, i just stick to silly pvp after all
'You are the greatest man on the planet'
Pretty much
+GiantDad
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+Mason Rousseau git gud
Arthur Ferreira
i will initiate phase one on your skrub ass k
+Mason Rousseau bet you leveled dex filthy casul.
Giant Dad
didn't you to use that zwei? ;)
Afro rocks the Skyrim Hat. Fuck the haters.
fuk da police
Still waiting for the new best Dex Weapon.
Gracas a deus saiu o path de tradução pra português Brasil.
helios lucas
serio quando isso?
Desculpa o que saiu foi a atualização para a tradução em português no darksouls 2 para ps3 kalil6.
"I'm gonna grave lord you in the DLC" Best friends2014
This video always make me smile so much. The adorable fanboy at the start, and then the fact it makes using duel clubs look so much fun and happy.
And they said voice chat was going to be horrible
Voice chat is fucking great. I got summoned to help this one host, and when he died, I heard him punching or slamming something repeatedly.
OnlyAfro meets Caboose in Dark Souls
yes
Nah forreal
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
IT'S THE GRAND MEMESTER
+Somberlain I can't believe it's you! Standing here....molesting me
Touch here? Right here? Or perhaps... over there?
Thezirix OH oblivion flashbacks OHHHHHHHBHBB
[Jolly Cooperation intensifies]
5:43 The sync up with those blows and the music is something you should be proud of.
"We're going to get ice cream"
You are so lucky your subscribers get you ice cream
"You have one new waifu request."
I think I legit love you after this video. You went and used what is possibly the best Slam Jam mix and clubbed it up. Could only have been topped by the return of the Peasant standing on top of the Wall while Giantdad cuts a promo in the ring
there's a legitimate Peasant armor set now. the peasant shall have his revenge.
"Why can't I hold all that spaghetti"
That's not how you properly deal with OnlyAfro encounter.
The proper and respectful greeting would be STABBING HIM, AND TELLING HIM TO GIT GUD
...just for future refference
BACKSTABUUU
The only relevance I have seen so far with implementing voice chat: "burn the fucking windmill dude, I don't know how many times I need to pantomime this before you understand that if you don't, you're not gonna have a good time".
Fuck the windmill.
I absolutely love poison! I take a bath in it daily at harvest valley.
Took me three characters to learn that I could do that and get rid of the poison. When I finally figured it out, I was both frustrated and hilariously giddy to fight that bitch without her lethal mud bath to bathe in.
I discovered that entirely because i saw a message next to it saying try torch so i got curious...im now even more curious to fight her without burning it.
Finalaudio it's a fun challenge especially if you use 4 ascetics on the last bonfire and have company of champions.
"I'm gonna gravelord you in the DLCCCCCCCCC" What a nice guy... :')
I can't even begin to imagine how incredible the guy at the beginning's reaction will be when he see's himself in this video. What a swell guy, both to him and ye olde mighty Afro.
I wonder, did the guy in the beginning ever watch this vid and comment on it?
Outside998 Plot twist
You're the guy at the beginning
It's amazing how many of these people tried to take a quick sippy.
you haven't seen much, believe me...
i'm only here for dat slam remix ;)
Your legacy shall live on!
You wa slam!
NotAnAnvilOnAStick/10...dat pun in the description tho
LIST OF SPOILED AREAS:
Spooky Caves
Stone Foyer
Corridor of Zy'el
Old Lady's Bathroom Tile Floor
Ruins of Jim's Pad
Chinese Coal Mynes
Church Cliff Zone Act 2
Makeout Point
Anar Lando
man, sp00ky caves were the hardest area of the game
Little did Afro realize the capra demon was watching his performance. ANd applauding.
5:22 Ah, poise, Fromsoft's greatest mistake in all games.
The removal of poise was their mistake. It was just fine before.
someone give that guy a fucking medal.
*****
#42PRAISEIT
He really really really wants Senpai to Notice him at the start.
Well it worked.
Crunsher He did indeed notice him. Hell I even noticed him.
That guy in the intro was fucking adorable.
Papi Shmup If a dog could speak it would say the same things
I miss the spartan kick...
I watched this video so many times and i just noticed that you smashed oroboro at 5:59
Confirmed, Dancing in the Moonlight can't save you from the Slam of the Northstar
holy shit, that is Obobobobo huh?
Kuroi Garuga YOU WA SHOCK ! (Took me 11 months to understand the reference)
Erkan Giray Arat wait, tell me as well!
Mike Watson an anime
The timing for the slams and jams is amazing
I get stun locked from people's fists even when I have 60 poise.
#wtf
Y'shtola pfp
Honestly PC gamers can still watch, they won't see a lot more then "trailer" type shots of different areas.
Voice chat, the thing dark souls 2 least needed.
Good thing they atleast gave option to disable it.
Best feature. since like ever.
***** That was part of the fun
Nigel Hackett
Pretty much this.
Still no parties though :(
Too bad voice chat is disabled by default, and most players don't go back into the options to enable it.
All that delicious spaghetti in the intro.
The guy had a onlyafrogasm! Great video. Loved the music!
BOB AND HIS POISE BREAKER
You and me both my friend. ;n;
Pretty sure you have to switch it on in the options before it works.
Yeh i found it :D
I love how you took the time to censor's that guy's name the ENTIRE TIME it was dancing around the screen. Frame by fucking frame.
The Club can't even handle you right now, or rather they can't handle the clubs.
I'm surprised, I'm half way through the game and no one's invaded my world yet.
Ya, If it weren't for the lag and stuff, Dark Souls 2 pvp would be the best.
(same as every other game)
CommanderSkarin I farmed the arena for 99 cracked Red Eye orbs. I care to much about other players to let their Dark Souls 2 experience be ruined because there aren't enough Red Phantoms trying to kill people. Also I get some twisted enjoyment about sending them back to the bonfire and making them have to start the level over.
Watch your back in the Iron Fortress...unless you have two phantoms...then I'll usually get pooped on.
I'm jealous of your invasions afro
Mines always result in : "The host wil now stop any progress in his game, and will start camping the bonefire room for over 20 minutes if he has to."
I'm gonna gravelord you in the DLC. Fucking lost it
Just when I thought I was slammed out...
They jam me back in.
I guess they were all hungry for the "club" sandwich.
*slaps knee in comical gesture, ends up breaking kneecap*
that was some hefty autism in the first part of the video
I've only lit 3 of the four primal bonfires and I'm level 117, the second I found the brotherhood of blood covenant my progress stopped.
I am having way too much fun with the arena and invading my victims in the Iron Fortress, at least 60 people can now say they have had the pleasure of being invaded :).
the beginning made me laugh, my response to meeting one of my favorite youtubers was quote on quote "omfg omfg omfg omfg time to play like its life or death i got something to prove, i have to deem myself worthy of his honor"
More like Dunk Souls.
I approve of this choice of music.
this is the best video title I have ever seen. After 2 years I still come back to it to revel in its majesty
Orobobo Senpai, you kinda got rekt
I've been waiting for someone to use this song in a video. Thank you.
holy shit its ned stark
It's not like I like you or anything, b-baka.
finally more afro action!!
That hokuto no ken (you are shock!) remixed with space jam... Just LOL.
5:44 The clubs synched with the lyrics. Never stood a chance.
2:25 Afro confirmed :FEMALE Only chicks say adorable
Sorry bro, Afro has vids with his voice.
All Hail Kojima
Holy shit, dude, you're right...damn illuminutty!
***** im happy you dont see sarcasm... you must be fun being around with.
jase276 "Very Good!"
Kylie Dubulis Thats cool. dicks are cool. you're cool
wow he should've just bent over and savd himself the speech
I think he loves you.
This is so hilarious and well edited that I think about it at work and start giggling randomly causing people to believe I'm crazy
LmFAOOOO at the beginning of this video. That dude had me cracking up haha hilarious. Great Club usage btw ;) showin this to all ma' dark souls 2 buddies!
Epic ;^)
I hear Fist of the North star music in the background. I think. Or maybe Saint Seiya?
It's Fist, I'd recognise that tune anywhere
You Wa Shock
its slam of the north star
***** its a double-entendre!!!
It's "Ai wo Torimodose" from the Fist of the North Star Movie.
the person you killed named stpwww is a badass. They killed the double pursuers for me in a few hits with some pyro it was ridic.
It's my dream for OnlyAfro and WildPie to be in the same video.
Don't let your dreams be dreams
shotgun 1000 Just . . . DO IT!
Lol Afro you know who augustbob is right? The guy who punched you to death. There's a invinite stun lock with caestus that him and Oroboro found out haha
yeah i was witness of it many times by now. hope they fix poise soon
***** "hope they fix poise soon"
damn
+OnlyAfro HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHSAHAHAHZHSHFIFOFO WTF IS POISE ANYWAYS
+Stephen Romero my dark souls 3 is acting up right now. error: 404. Poise not found
IT'S TIME TO STOP poise.exe has failed to respond
3:40 perfect timing
This would be my favorite onlyafro video, but THE LEGEND NEVER DIES.
that's basically my reaction when i invaded afro ( if it was him idk for sure )
Even the Bonfire ghost was cheering on OnlyAfro in the Kondo Bonfire fight!
3:45 THE ROCK IS BACK!
So far I've only lost once when I'm dueling with this video playing in the back ground. You have made good at this game Afro. Thank you.
5:59 say buh bye brandon!
its always nice to see the dark souls youtubers killing each other
btw am I the only one who gets really hyped hearing this music?
***** Pretty sure this is console so you can't do that.
1:40 Oh is that what they call that nowadays?
***** ......join me in the gutter and listen from 1:30-1:43.
_Fangirling_
***** Oh. Well then I feel dumb.
Dirk souls is my favorite rpg
I can't deny that this is probably how I would react to finding you as well. :P
Afro taking everyone to the club.
Man I was enjoying the great club but now people are gonna call me a noob 24/7, fuck it... it's time to slam now.
Tell me about it man, I was having fun with my large club strong attack but it seems i'll be hated now ;_;
This profile pic + "Man i was enjoying the great club" ... uh yes - I've seen enough Hentai (and so on and so forth)
Large Club... Great Club... YESS!!! by the way why do you say tomato when being stepped on?
You do not talk about... club club? :D
All these Estus chuggers. It's absolutely disgusting
The game is still pretty much brand new, due to the marketing of this game a lot of people are new to the franchise and they have no idea what "etiquette" and "honour-code" is (which I believe shouldn't exist if you are not looking for PvP and are invaded, but that's a discussion for another time). They're just trying to survive.
Estus in dueling arenas or after a bow is disgusting. I expect it everywhere else.
(Though dont unless they do)
Wolf- -man
Yup, that's sadly common
*****
Sadly, that's even more common. Summon one to two phantoms, make sure you've got your trusty estus flask, and summon a blood bro.
Red signs appear when you have summons?
I noticed that you killed Oroboro, I must say, I respect you far more than I have before!!! If that's possible...
No, _you_ are fucking adorable.
OnlyAfro drove me to watch the Fist of the North Star. Tyvm Afro!
THE HAVEL ARMOR? IM GETTING THIS SHIT
AND ANOR LORDON JRUUGHGHHG
Nightneroun WHERE HAVE I BEEN YOU GET THOSE BADASS ARMOR
***** COCAINE MY NIGGAH COCAINE
Knight Solaire ♪ Smoke weed every day ♪
Edit: and then PRAISE THE SUN
I'm just incredibly impressed that you used Slam of the Northstar. Bravo.
That poise clip...i really do hope that they have dark 1 poise in dark 3. Maybe not as strong...but i don't want to be stun-locked with a fist weapon. Also, i hope they don't shaft casters like they did in dark 2, all because some people didn't know how to roll
yeah cause walking through a twohanded zweihander r1 for a backstab is better
perkyoranges 2 i did say maybe not as strong. Also, if you can blatantly see someone is bs fishing, then you just outfish them to cancel it out. or, play unlocked and keep 180-ing with your zwei swings so you can get round their turtle shield, whilst keeping your back away from them.
I admit, that was kind of a shit thing about poise, but for those that did nothing but bs fish, i didn't give them the time of day and i can't remember a single encounter where that happened. sure, i know they did happen to me, but i've put them out of my memory and all i can remember are the fun builds and fun trolls that i used to use in that game. There's always going to be people that use the OP set up in games, but you have to take that with a grain of salt and just kinda bear it.
***** So long as i get to swing my giant two handed weapons without being interrupted by a quick dagger poke, i'll be fine.
What? Casters should be nerfed, coz it is basically easy mode.
Lifestroke Yeah, cos going pure damage and being super duper squishy to the point where you get one-shotted is easy :P and so what? I always enjoy playing casters in games and it's about being fair to all builds.
In all honesty, being a tank is easy mode. you're unkillable, kill things in one swing with your over-sized weapon and so long as you can mid roll, you can dodge most things. At this point, souls vets find most things to be easy mode because we've been playing this style of game for many years.
I want to congratulate you for making one of the most terrifying builds in the game.
You wa club!
5:50 is that an Oroboro I see getting rekt? My favorite!
Oh hey, i saw Brandon and Bob.
YU WA SLAM! Best slam mash-up I've heard so far. Btw great video, love your shit.
I beated the whole game with a +10 Lightning Great Club Can i be in the Klub Now C:
***** But you just talked about the club club.....You to broke rule number 1.
......Mmk.
***** OBJECTION! DONT BREAK NUMBER 2 ALL ELEMENTS OF CLUBBING ALLOWED!
***** Bro...You may Club but you gotta Club the Club If you want to proove yo clubbin point!
Club club, its a smash.
Jesus christ that backstab-slamdown is gorgeous.
I can't wait for PC version someday...
MAaaaaaan i cant wait till it comes out for PC :(
The fact that you used the Space Jam Fist of the North Star mashup is even better.
lol "IM FANGIRLING"
3 years later and that man was still adorable XD
Is that Caboose?
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
i rly want to shoutout that black thang u put on his name, well done, u made ppl can't laugh of him and thats nice.
And not one Player-Chan was noticed that day.
i thought it said "Throne of Wat" at first
It kind of is the Throne of Wat. If you haven't played through that part yet, you'll see why.