Why Space Jam 2 is Complete Garbage (Movie Review)
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
- When the first Space Jam movie arrived back in 1996, we all had the same thought. "I hope that twenty years from now we get a soulless cashgrab of a sequel that tosses out everything that made the original work in favor of endlessly promoting unrelated Warner Bros properties." Well, it looks like our wish came true!
Space Jam: A New Legacy is a completely shameless film that hates the audience. Lebron James and Bugs Bunny spend two hours trying to convince you to invest in AT&T Time Warner stock. We visit every stupid franchise imaginable: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Batman, the list goes on forever. It is an endless nightmare from which there is no escape.
This is Vito's full spoiler movie review of Space Jam 2.
May god have mercy on our souls.
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I thought this movie was pure trash, but the Rotten Tomatoes audience score is 81%! Let me know what you thought, and don't forget to like and subscribe!
rotten tomatoes is a joke
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I haven't seen it, but it can't be worse than the Mulan remake... which I've only seen half of on an airplane.
@@Cold-Blooded-Jay it's worse
I guess people only liked it beacuse of the weird cameos
LeBron: "Can't get anywhere if you don't put in work."
Me: .....your son literally made a prototype video game.
More like can't get anywhere is you aren't lucky enough to be picked up by a talent agent.
damn, I wonder why no talent agents have picked up me, I spend plenty of time sitting on my computer and complaining in youtube comments sections
Dude I don't care if the kid made a prototype; he needs to get serious about basketball camp!!
@@JamesChessman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kagakai7729 lmao
Pepe Le Pew got the boot so Clockwork Orange crew could take his spot..... LOGIC.
Also what kid is gonna get the Austin powers and mad max references
@@proteekbasu5691 they shouldn’t even get the Rick and morty reference. It’s on ADULT swim after all.
Yeah, it was disgusting seeing people wet themselves in excitement over Rick and Morty but I might be extra salty since I was a Pepe le Pew fan. A man who raped a planet of women taking over be a hive mind gets a speaking role but a skunk who is to stupid to realize he is chasing a cat, and not a female skunk playing hard to get is bad
to anybody moaning about an animated skunk not being in a children movie then real world problems like covid and global warming the only reason he took out was cause he was in a deleted scene
@@smcauley600 wow that point went so far over your head it's in low orbit. The fact the skunk was cut from the film wasn't the problem. The problem was studio said the character was problematic for his treatment of women. Then the studio turned around and put in characters that assaulted/murdered women.
That's the problem people have with what has happened in a CHILDRENS MOVIE as you put it.
So they remove Pepe La Pew because he was canceled, but nobody bats an eye to the gang from Clockwork Orange? Ok Holly- I mean Hollowood.
Pepe Le Pew is a weirdo, move on.
@@dhnation4975 good sir I think what he's angling at is clockwork Orange is far far weirder.
@@piggyeternal5724 he probably liked the movie
Seen out of context the gang from Clockwork is just a couple of strangely dressed Brits. That´s not problematic I guess.
@@dhnation4975 ❄️
The inclusion of Clockwork Orange is made even more disrespectfully ironic because the author of the original novel hated the film for the liberties it took with his work, especially the ending. But of course, rely on Warner Brothers executives to not even consider such.
Also the Looney Tunes can essentially warp reality, so he is willing to nerf his own chances at freedom, and the survival of the Tunes, on his stubborn hatred of gaming? That's our hero?
Anthony Burgess deserves to have his name said when you talk about his work
It would've been more entertaining watching the ghouls from Fallout or the Elites from Halo chase this guy down
This review was infinitely more entertaining than the movie
Ya because I take a review seriously from youtube and especially from a guy that looks like some sweaty fat guy who has never even had a girlfriend before. Follow your leader nerds 🤣
Is this guy the nerd king of Lebron haters?🤣
@@buffedappetite Wow, apparently you hate nerds. Odd that you're still here, but know he doesn't hate LeBron, just the movie. You have to realize that nerds aren't creepy freaks like you think, they're much better than you. And also making fun of him because he's fat is not cool. Please stop.
I just replied with this!
@@buffedappetite He's all that, but he's actually funny which is what makes the difference. Authentic content is rare in this age.
Michael jordan was not the best actor but compared to lebron jordan deserves a star on the walk of fame.
No that's just your nostalgia talking mj was a terrible actor so is James but at least he actually emote.
No he acted like he was in real life thats how real life actor should be like.
@@colindowden2182 Just like someone else said. Jordan was just Jordan. LeBron seemed like a corny ass Disney dad lmao
"The most insulting thing to come out of Hollywood"
The Last Jedi: "Impossible."
The Last Jedi was a Good Film
@@buecherhamster1496 right, I like it
Its okay to like bad movies still means they're bad.
TLJ was disappointing and full of wasted potential (especially since the questions raised in The Force Awakens (aside from the fate of Rey's parents, before TRoS retconned it) remained unanswered), but at least it had several redeeming moments, spawned countless memes, and it sparked the popularity of Kylo Ren (despite, or possible even because of, his embarrassing display in the finale, where he ruins his one chance to crush the Resistance over his petty grudge against Luke).
@@ryanm.8720 the movie didn’t retcon it, when Kylo ren told Rey who she really was he said the they sold her to protect her.
The people who like this film are the reason why The Fast and Furious has had 9 sequels.
So I take it you didn't like any fast and furious movie ? Lol
@@mustang268 Never, I remember seeing the first one when I was 8th grade and left the theater telling my buddy Logan, "well that sucked."
Another pile of trash.
@@shark180 Ok
no. paul walker asked for 10 films.
“It’s weirdly honest.”
That can actually be said for a lot of 90s movies. Such a decade.
Wholesome truth. Almost seems like peak humanity, pre-9/11 and totalitarian government praise for everything it does
LeBoring sounded like the villain in this New Space Jam 2 movie. The dude was egotistical and didn't want everyone to do everything his way.
If you pay really close attention to the way he reacts to seeing Marvin the Martian vs how he encounters Bugs, you can physically hear he's much more excited to see Marvin....
Lebron should've been buddies with Marvin, they wouldve had better chemistry as both characters are being portrayed as the "villain" of the people they know and therefore must save the world together and prove to everyone there's some good in them!
Bugs was already Michael Jordan's man
Marvin should've been Lebron's man!
I think Who Framed Roger Rabbit handled this concept a lot better with a plot and character motivations that actually made sense.
It helped that roger rabbit was a tune himself everything tied in together he could have suffered the same fate as any other toon plus he was the focus the wholetime. In space jam lebron is not tied to anything toon or franchise but he suppose to be the focus with other franchises and characters taking the focus themselves and his risk was minimal since he was not a "fictional character".
@@barz2k12 Those are good points.
Roger rabbit is an amazing peice of work.
Its took some time for people to really love it, but when you learn about the work put into making it, I think it makes you appreciate it more
@@hashvendetta7226 It also did a good job of handling this type of mixed media story in a way where it made sense. It is a great movie all around.
Don't compare this movie to Roger Rabbit, it's easy to see why. Roger Rabbit has dedication, effort, a good plot, enjoyable characters and it's super fun to watch. It's also goddamn beautiful.
RT Score: 28%
Audience Score: 81%
... for once critics, we agree.
Agree
I also agree with the critics' review of Glass
Me too, I also agree with Critics.
One of the most expensive and cynical advertising ads ever.
"Film Cram: Our Next Travesty".
Certain movies just aren't made to get sequels. The original Space Jam is a product of it's time and the perfect time capsule of the 90s, and would never have been made today. This movie is not only a unnecessary sequel, but also WB whacking themselves off.
It IS a product of its time, it shows exactly what time we live in.....this movie encapsulates exactly the out of touch world we live in.
@@siren3700
Good for you.
@@siren3700
I couldn't give any less fucks.
@@Gardetrace You can give your tears crybaby😢😭💦 these Lebron haters will cry for us,it's their destiny
@@siren3700 These snowflakes don't eat food that would take away time from crying about Lebron online 🤣🤣🤣
Takes Jordan's number. Takes Jordan's court entrance. Does a Space Jam movie. He's not doing himself any favors reminding people of Jordan's greatness by paling in comparison to him so publically.
That was his idol
Such a shame. The classic Looney Tunes, Space Jam, Looney Tunes: back in Action or The Loone Tunes Show all were good in their own way. I love the Looney tunes. But this movie is just painful.
Best movies ever made. The sound effects the creativity the vidio.
Chuck Jones great director of all time. Mel Blank greatest actor of all time.
When I saw that it’s going to be the director of Scary movie 5, I knew it was going down the drain. Ngl scary movie is funny but they should have kept the original director.
Ikr, I like the classics space jam. not the sequel
Pepe Le Pew = Too problematic
Clockwork Orange = Perfectly fine
Also, Bugs Bunny sounds like garbage.
And pennywise
Fr did Bugs go through puberty or smth
The original Space Jam had a charming story.
@@siren3700 Kids movies can still be decent. I still remember Space Jam even I have not seen that movie since I was 8 or 9. No kid is going to remember this new space jam, it's just 'visual diarrhea'.
@@justinmadrid8712 Imagine being a crybaby about a kids movie?You guys are pathetic lol
@@buffedappetite Ah, more insults without any substance. Nice. Looks like we have another person who likes Space Jam 2 and can't handle that people dislike the movie.
@@justinmadrid8712 People like the movie and people dislike the movie.Crying about it online isn't doing anything snowflake.You're just going to have to deal with Lebron salty boy
@@buffedappetite The only person crying is you lmao. My original comment is just a compliment to the original film. Also, criticizing a film online actually does do something. It notifies to not go see the movie, and it also helps send a message to film creators on how they might improve. You claim that an opinion online doesn't matter, so why are you watching a video about someone's opinion? Furthermore, why are you giving your own opinion? You are too easy man lmao.
Should have starred Will Smith as a fictional retired basketball player. Who gets recruited by the Toons
Wouldn’t have been any better. The whole concept is dated and belongs in the 90s. It was perfect in the time that it came out.
@@menschmenschson7504 Big time, never get why anyone would saw fit to make a sequel out of this to begin with.
@@iamhungey12345 Exactly. Hell, even Animated LeBron looks like Wizard Kelly's deadbeat brother.
@@iamhungey12345 To make Lebrons haters cry which is spme really good entertainment
@@eatatjoes6751 They made the movie because they can.What are you salty crybabies going to do about it?Cry on UA-cam about it?🤣Oh no the snowflake Lebron haters might cry online about the movie lol
Wow…. I believe LeBron should never say “are we quitting on each other now”, when he has bounced around the NBA to win championships.
Cleveland, Miami and now LA.
After this last season, this comment is even funnier.
@@brunoleal5123 Thanks man. I believe the comment will age better with time.
I can't believe no one is talking about how the Mon-stars aren't in this movie either.
They are, but as with everything in this fucking movie, they are reduced to a reference
Why would they be ? How would they even be included
They make a short appearance but the frames that were used to show them were basically a cut and paste from a scene in the original movie.
This movie is a perfect representation of how WB treats their properties.
You mean like cash-cows to milk dry?
@@diegodubber2140 yeah
Just like Disney and Universal. It’s almost like Hollywood itself is a vampire and these IP’s are the doomed victims of a unquenchable blood lust.
@@geeebuttersnap2433 Don't forget Viacom.
Disney
''lebron james is gonna sacrifice himself for the greater good'' is the funniest sentence i've heard all week
What I don’t get if is this meant for younger audiences, how would they get any of references in the movie?
I was wondering the same thing. At least half of them are adult demographics.
It's really to keep the adults with children occupied. Sending adults down a nostalgia trip. Is all that is. Children should not watch a clockwork orange.
Because reasons
@@hellorhighwater5342 but references just for the sake of them isn’t funny or entertaining. Plus the way they execute them is so bad
When you realize just how little respect the filmmakers have for the audience.
Also, South Park: Imaginationland is the best version of this concept.
Yeah cause south park knows how to tell good story
No lol. Only the directors of this trash idiot
Let’s be honest, we all knew this movie would bomb the moment we saw Lebron James in the trailer.
yes but did not expect it to be this awful lol
@@AnthonyChaucer it’s a kid movie
No, this movie bomb cause it was a WB ad
@@spider-mansolos8252 so was the 1st space jam, which was great
@@AnthonyChaucer it’s wasn’t y’all only saying this cause it Legoat is in this one
Lol Space Jam 1- Toons needed MJ to save their world.
Space Jam 2- Lebum needed toons to save him. Lebum always needing that someone else lmao!
Bron better than jorbum on and off the court
@@nickwarren7854 What?!
@@nickwarren7854 Pipe down LeBron, I know it's you.
@@iamhungey12345 Pipe down kid.Lebrons got you upset and crying like a baby lol 😆
@@buffedappetite This coming from someone who has this kind for reaction whenever someone said something bad about LeBron, sure kid.
Did the main character\athlete walked around telling people how uneducated about the situation they are?
Was the main character caught on camera, multiple times, engrossed in the first page of a popular book?
Yes , yes he does ...his son on the importance of focusing on basketball over designing games , and then like 5 more times about how hes a billionaire now ...
@@avrivah1101 ?
@@larniieplayz6285 in China you can’t call the security state/government big brother what it is, so the people call it the “situation” to avoid being put in camps.
@@larniieplayz6285 There are tons of publicity shots of Lebron seated, book in hand, to work up the angle that he is an educated man. In every one of those photos, Lebron is on the first page of the book.
Feels like a 2000s family movie with worse acting, worse writing, but 2021 standards of visual effects
"I pity Lebron James" ... Nobody else does. It's Lebron.
I don’t follow basketball, what’s wrong with Lebron?
@@auglybluething1995 it’s become a trend to hate on lebron for literally no reason, I think people do it outta spite like “I don’t like him because he’s good” type stupid shit
@@shaquille.oatmeal1812 because he’s a CCP shill
@@shaquille.oatmeal1812 "literally no reason." There's plenty of reasons.
@@kelp7060 did you read the reasons why they hate him “the decision, cowardliness, giving up on Cleveland” not to mention “disrespect for the game” and “Jordan comparisons.” All those are either understandable (bc I guarantee If you’re the number on superstar on a shit team you would leave to go to a better team to win) or just stupid like Jordan comparisons, like the fans don’t compare the two. And on top of that pile of shit some of the first ones include “he is the self proclaimed king( boo hoo he calls himself the king😢), ESPN coverage(like it’s his choice weather he is in the spotlight or not), pre-game routine(oh no a player has his own unique way of starting off a game).” But anyways dam dam dam this was either one: this was you playing a prank, if so good fucken job honestly. Two: you didn’t read the article, If that’s the case then next time read it first. Or three: you’re just straight up stupid and use absolutely no reasoning why you dislike something…. Yes I got free time for stuff like this. (And if you want I can break down a “top10 reasons why we hate Jordan” article if you can find one as dumb as this one)
I can't think this is just WB on this. Ever since LeBron joined the NBA he was being hailed as the next Michael Jordan. This movie was going to happen this way and be forced down our throats just like ever forced James-Jordan comparison on ESPN. It is a soulless film because it is purely marketing. Another notch in LeBron's belt and something WB can print money on.
It would have been funnier if when Porky Pig was going to rap ... there was all this build up and getting the crowd pumped up and then he starts off and just stammers his first word for ages and everyone just rolls their eyes and carries on with the game or something
YES
that would have actually been really funny and topical to his character. Instead they just go the boring route for the soundtrack.
You guys are wrong because actually Notorious P.I.G. dropped some bars and you guys don't appreciate it because you don't understand rap music, that's all.
@@JamesChessman how you gonna end your reply about Porky Pig with 'That's all' and not add 'folks' to the end of it? Come on man.
@@JamesChessman the fetuses who watched this movie wouldn’t know who Notorious B.I.G is
If Hollywood ever asked “Why?”, it would cease to exist. Great video, Vito, laying the smack down on crappy films. Thank you very much again and please keep up the great work. Happy to be a Patreon supporter.
Thanks man!
Well, they did ask “why?”. The answer was money
@@thekachigga9255 you’re absolutely right but I meant it as “Why do we need to do these kind of things?” Like filming a near frame by frame remake of Psycho starring a Wedding Crasher.
Agree
@@thomasgallipoli8376 too bad there’s not any gotchas
Can we talk about how the whole movie just looks so awful? Like honestly the original looked better than this its such an over done suck ass art style
Better than jorbums
@@nickwarren7854 lmao
@@nickwarren7854 Fail.
I turned the shit off after 20 minutes
I don’t care if you like this movie or hate it ( I personally love it ) but don’t be a dick to people who like it cause sometimes you could ruin the movie for them
Don’t get me wrong I love the first Space Jam film but to me this was better nothing you say can change that
There's an episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine where they wind up time travelling back into an episode from the original series from the 60s. They spliced characters into the movie, filmed on the same sets, and did a really good job of re-contextualizing old scenes.
This movie could have been clever with visiting old movies.
It's Season 5's Trials and Tribble-ations and it was amazing
The idea of the Looney toons and a celebrity traveling through multiple shows, movies and properties sounds quite honestly really fun. I don’t understand who is supposed to be pleased by seeing some extras in the make up of all these popular characters.
Hello, Mike!
Dammit Mike, Mr. Plinkett needs his VCR repaired, go do that or something
I love that episode! "Star trek: Deep Space 9" in general was a great show because it successfully balanced serious philosophical questions and great action sequences.
Don't feel bad for cry baby LeBron. This movie was another ego project for him
Better than jorbums
@@nickwarren7854 Nope.
Who is he
MJ is the Goat because he never needed to call himself the goat he earned that name,lebron demands respect while Micheal Jordan earned it.
@@nickwarren7854 imagine actually thinking this lmfaoooo
Oh Jesus was that Michael Burnham? What do they need LeBron for? Just have her do it.
They couldn't do that, otherwise it would have to be called "Space Jesus" and they would immediately be sued by The Critical Drinker.
AL Gee : If you lose everyone will be trapped in the server forever
LeBron : That was not part of that deal
AL Gee : I've altered the deal pray I don't alter it any further
More like, it *had* to be part of the deal because basically that was the main conflict of the first one, and Space Jam 2 needed ALL the hackfraud tropes.
@@viscountrainbows6452 dad that joke flew past you
@@kennethdzengedza8978 Nah I got it, I'm just a nerd.
@@viscountrainbows6452 Yeah a nerd who missed a Star wars refference ..meant as a joke
@@kennethdzengedza8978 *sigh* Alright friend.
He threw out a perfectly good gameboy
What is that, 10 bucks?
XD
@@Ramsey276one Back then? About $100.
@@Sines314 I know.
I had one!
@@Ramsey276one lol
By 1998 they had better models though
The whole "don't make a sequel for a cult classic" is proven nicely by Rocky Horror Picture Show and it's horrible sequel Shock Treatment.
I actually hated the Michael B Jordan bit. It would've been a way better moment if Michael Jordan from the first movie came to bless them all. It would at least be a functional sequel
I think the actors were drunk on tequila when they done this bit!
@@silverhawk24 LeBaron James acting is trash
“i hate. Every. Moment iv this movie”
1 second of this movie = torture of entertainment for vito
Lebron talking about not quitting after this year’s playoffs……priceless.
Ironically, this movie looks like it was made by an algorithm that writes screenplays based on a search results. ''All WB propreties'' needed to be included in a movie targeted at children and men who can't grow up and are afflicted by nostalgia.
Was that Sarah Silverman I saw? IMDB doesn’t list her as a cast member.
Hey man, you better go easy on LeBron or he'll head over to CNN claiming that the country that made him one of the richest men on the entire planet is totally oppressing him.
Ready Player One was actually pretty good, mainly because it ignores the vast majority of the book.
If you enjoyed the film avoid the book, it's worse than cancer.
The movie was terrible too tfym 😂
It makes zero sense and has some of my most blatant contrivance holes in the history of movies. It's references the movie, now with 0% effort in the writing.
i liked the movie
I am more interested to watch Vito`s review on it than the actual movie.
Name of profile character?
@@SpikeTheWolf White Cat from Ys 9
Am I the only one who has seen the back of Michael B. Jordan's head enough times to know it was him walking into the locker room?
Vito your comedy is the cure for my depression. You can make me crack up in the worst of moods
Cheer up buddy! At least you didn't have to watch Space Jam 2
@@vito 🤣🤣🤣
@@vito Are you sure it wasn't "Space Jam With Space Jesus"?
The first one was garbage. To expect otherwise is pure insanity. WB hasn't made a good animated movie since Iron Giant.
Why did anybody think it would even be ok. You guys get what you deserve
When I watch Vito's videos it's like going to the movie theater - pure entertainment.
Unless I'm watching the autopsy of Star Wars... then I just cry
Huh, to think Don Cheadle was a good actor. He sure doesn't seem like it in the clips.
@Cody Bottjer I think he is good for certain roles, but I agree that War Machine was a miscast. I thought Terrance Howard had more charisma to be perfectly honest.
@Cody Bottjer you never seen hotel rowanda or Brooklyn’s finest? Both good ass movies
@Cody Bottjer You’ve never seen Rosewood huh smh. Don is an amazing actor but this role was trash
@Cody Bottjer don is a great actor, it’s just that in some movies they miscast or puts him in roles that aren’t the best to his strengths
"There's a very slim chance we'll survive."
"I love this plan, I'm excited to be a part of it."
You know after seeing this movie with family, I’ve been getting more and more anti-depression Medicine commercials
The fact that they forgot to use the main Space Jam theme is blasphemy!
The movie flopped? Lebron loves flopping.
The worst thing about this is that there are now millions of kids who's first memory of A Clockword Orange are from Space Jam 2.
"Someone must perform the glitch move and sacrifice their life to save all of us. I will do it." *Drama intensifies.*
"But honestly, I'll most likely survive."
Terrible. Just terrible.
Al-G-Rythm is just an alternate universe Eric Cartman if Butters left him at the studio forever in the "Awesome-o" episode.
9:28 absolute facts! Original work and work with a soul will go so much further than a majority of the cash grabs coming out today.
Worst Cinema ever created Star Wars sequel and the end of Game of Thrones... it's hard for me to believe this movie is that bad
Okay Vito you're right it's pretty bad but still there are a couple things that are worse
Further pushes the point that the last 5 years worth of pop-culture and writing is just plain trash... tired of it honestly!
“What is this villains motivation?!”
Villain is clear about being mad about being rejected by LeBron the whole film….
“I guess he’s just cartoonishly evil then”
Me laughing in Looney Toon…
Remember when Alan Moore took a bunch of literally characters to make The League of extraordinary gentlemen? And it was good. That's how you make this kind of movie.
My God. What an unadulterated piece of shit. lmao. Vito, you kill me. I especially liked the ending bit about the Warner Bros. showcase. That tickled. me. Wouldn't it be nice to have an actual movie for once? How long has it been since there's been actual original content from Hollywood?
I think the beginning of the end was probably the first block buster. Before that, movies were just a neat thing people went to see sometimes. And then by chance someone made something so good EVERYONE had to go see it. And from that point on, Hollywood has been on an eternal quest, not to recreate that same magic, but rather, to get to that point as quickly and easily as possible with the least amount of risks. Because these here investors don't like risks.
It's been a gradual decline and it's only going to get worse.
@@jayjaydeth that's largely true I'd say. Though I would quibble some on that point. I think it's investors that are the main problem. If it was just a bunch of creatives sitting around, getting high and chasing magic then that'd be one thing. They'd fall short, but they would make something that was worth it. Something that tried to be magic. Investors, on the other hand, are a bunch of louts with cash who have no idea how the business works and demanding to run the business. "Oh, so my money's good enough for you, but my ideas aren't?" Investors think they because they throw money at a business that they should be part of running the business. It's ludicrous, but people go along with it.
Actual movie?
Jorbums was trash
@@nickwarren7854 Guess LeBum is a sewage.
Only 3 minutes in, and I must ask you to make a "Gotcha" for this film.
I need this
Go Vito!! Spot on as always... except for your take on Cuties
Makes you wonder
GO TEAM CUTIES
His take was to be objective and judge the intentions of the director. What a big deal.
🤔🤔🤔
@@marc-antoinemarcoux697 he literally doesn't believe objectivity exists. Arts subjective unless it's not. Vito.
I love you for including that "Endless Trash!"-sequence.
edit: The reason why Granny did so many Matrix jokes … well, there is a new Matrix movie in the making. Furthermore, why is James' son not thinking badly about Al g-rhythm? To influence little kids not to be worried about current cancer like the algorithm on the internet.
Jesus christ, what a garbage movie.
Ready Player One was better than this - and even that still wasn't good. It had plot going on, you at least knew the characters to a degree, and there were reasons that those things existed there.
Space Jam 2 was just - look at all these OTHER movies we made that you could be watching instead.
I got that sometimes in RPO but, there was a bit more, and it felt less convoluted. Space Jam 2, I wouldn't see again, but if you gave me some popcorn and alcohol, I'd probably be willing to sit and watch RPO again.
It's not much at all, of course, but a popcorn movie is a popcorn movie, and Space Jam couldn't even manage that. The only thing was, I wanted to see how it ended, because on the day we watched it, we had to pick someone up from work. We were gonna stop, but at that point we were literally almost at the end and had such little time to do anything else, it was like, "we've gotten this far, might as well"
And we were just waiting for Space Jam to play - one of us was a little too optimistic thinking it would play in the last stretch.
The rest of us figured it would be in the credits, and then it wasn't. Not even a remix. So we left mad, knowing that we had wasted our time.
That was literally the only potentially redeeming thing for it. And they didn't do it. I would have probably even been more neutral towards the whole thing, if they had, just "wasn't good, wasn't terrible, had some funny moments, but I won't watch it again. Like a solid 2/10."
Not putting the title song in SPACE JAM 2 is a straight up crime. 0/10. The disrespect is was there, but that is - astounding.
My reason for 2/10 in the original assessment goes entirely to the jokes. Self awareness, and Micheal B Jordan instead of Micheal A Jordan gets a point from me. Friend of mine that Micheal B was disrespectful, but honestly - I'd have thought it more disrespectful if they dragged Micheal A back into this mess. It was just a funny pun, in my opinion. I liked it, but no one else has to. That's my 1 point.
Point 2 goes for the classic Looney Tunes gags. I originally wrote 3/10, but decided to take away a point when I remembered that they never included Speedy in the game, who is canonically faster than Road Runner.
He had a good starting bit, then got left on the bench the whole game.
Please do Masters of the Universe Revelation next! 😁
*Teela's Amazing Adventures
The movie name doesn't even make sense. The original Space Jam involved alien creatures, so space jam makes sense. This one has nothing to do with Space.
Who honestly believe that this Movie would be a good idea? I WISH I COULD UNSEE SPACE JAM 2. Sad for Space JAM 1
LaBron had made up his mind to sacrifice himsel.... gotcha! He figures won't get deleted. The pass is coming up! We are about to find out if he will.. gotcha! Bugs bunny grabs the ball and sacrifices himsel... gotcha! Bugs is fine at the end of the movie.
Vito gotta do more gotchas with these movies. Thats the only positive about all of these awful movies that are coming out is we get Vito to dump hell all over them.
This movie not only harmed me financially but physically, emotionally, spiritually. I guess I must be uneducated or misinformed on the situation…
The movie felt like a shittier Ready Player One, and Ready Player One already was the shittier Ready Player One
Underrated video here. Thank you for validating all the horrific feelings I had when having to witness this atrocity last week. Also the 18:00 bit about calmly and rationally explaining the stakes the your child had me REELING.
Sounds like Vito needs a Pepsi.
The problem is that they try to do too much with it and they mix alot of themes that don't mesh well together.
I reckon whoever was writing the scene with Lebron trying to explain the stakes to his son, they were up late and dog tired and actually couldn't think of anything, so they wrote "I don't know what to do!" intending to finish it properly the next day. But then the courier arrived to collect that part of the script before they had time to fix it.
On top of the first space jam being good, NOBODY hated Jordan. NOBODY likes Lebron James
They showed the poster of the original space Jam movie in Space Jam 2. That’s so stupid. That’s like putting a double dragon arcade machine in a live action double dragon movie. Garbage.
Space Jam 2 lost over 100 million dollars 😂 I wonder how much more money will the studio have to lose before they file Chapter 11!
Tell me about it, WB have been taking L after L lately. I mean if you look at the stats from the site the-numbers, a good chunk of the list of biggest money losers were WB's DCEU movies as well. At this point Batman is the only thing going for them from the looks of it.
Biggest annoyance for me was the references to a bunch of movies that I would rather be watching than this film
29:53 "We're gonna have a Game of Thrones cinematic universe"
Tyrion puking.mpg
Don't pity LeBron for this. He wants to be Jordan so bad he thought copying his role in this movie would finally get him the recognition he thinks he deserved. He forgot to actually be a decent human being and still thinks kissing up to Xinnie is winning.
I don’t think Jordan was a decent human being either
I’ve stopped going to the movies ages ago, a lot of theses movies have been a disappointment, they are trying to push identity politics, milk franchises, they don’t take time on character development, the writing and that, space jam didn’t need a sequel, it didn’t need one, I can’t stand Leborn James, he’s the same guy that targeted a police officer after saving girl from being stabbed, I rather watch paint dry, wait for a dolphin to show up at the sea or that then watch and be subjected to these terrible movies
Vito, the fact that you referenced red letter media made me so incredibly happy I don’t have words…
That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
This movie was a new legacy...and not in a good way. Most of LeBron's acting wasn't believable; the 2D animation looked like there wasn't much effort put into it , so I guess most work went to the CGI animation; the movie needed a much better pacing, so there wasn't any time for much needed character development; there needed to have more adult humor; there were other Looney Tunes that should have been on the team, plus, those who were on the team didn't get nearly enough attention or lines; the Goon Squad should have been comprised of more upgraded avatars of professional basketball players. The ending was also not good. This project wasn't very grounded, and the story felt like it was all over the place. And no, I am not a fan of the redesign of Lola Bunny, as well as them getting rid of Pepé Le Pew. Why is the world do people these days believe that a woman can only be strong if she isn't attractive or sexy? Why do they think that cartoon women shouldn't have breasts or curves (which only makes them resemble a very feminine man)? I seriously fail to see how any of this isn't shaming! And Pepé has done nothing wrong, he's simply a hopeless romantic who comes on too strong. And instead of modernizing him to learn from his mistakes, they just throw him away. The only true descent actor in the movie was Don Cheadle as Al-G Rhythm. However, he definitely needed to be more menacing. There was also no chemistry between Bugs and Lola throughout the movie.
The short version: they should have kept Lola's original design; use Marvin the Martian as the referee (again); kept Pepé Le Pew, as well as Penelope Pussycat, and gotten rid of Granny; and had someone else direct this. This was a project that was definitely all about the appearance and not the story. It really makes you appreciate the original much more.
I enjoyed this movie but I strongly agree about the Looney tunes characters doesn't get much attention
I was so hyped to see Sylvester and he was 100 percent underutilized also I forgot speedy Gonzales is part of their team
You know, for a movie that featured the Looney Tunes, they barely had any impact to the overall plot. You could have had any other characters from Warner Bros seemingly endless library of movie and television franchises and it wouldn’t make too much of a difference to the plot. The only reason why they were put into this movie at all was solely to feed off the success of the first Space Jam. Chuck Jones, one of many lead animators of the Looney Tunes, made it clear from an interview that he wasn’t a fan of how the Looney Tunes were portrayed in the first Space Jam, so I can only imagine how he would react if he had lived long enough to see this train wreck of a film being shown in theaters.
This should be Warner Bros the movie
5:39 Oh, I understand now! 🤣
I actually thought "AL G Rhythm" was meant to be a reference to "Ali G", the character played by Sacha Baron Cohen, and whom Don Cheadle is a big fan of.
This and Ready Player 1 are “Cellphone Movies” because im going to be playing on my phone during the whole thing.
I actually do remember the Space jam song remixed towards the end of the film when the toons and Lebron were starting to win
rest in peace Warner bros studio & Hollywood.
Amazing review again Vito!! Can you do the first Tremors movie? Or maybe the last depending on if you want to love or hate something...
The ticker code for AT&T is "T". I recently sold my stake as they announced a future dividend cut.
LeBron criticizing his son for being into videogames reminds me of how MY Dad was.
Dad refused to buy me an NES back in 1988. My Grandfather said: "Hell no" and bought me one anyway. But instead of trying to push me into basketball, Dad spent 14 years trying to push me into the Military.
And when I DID push myself to shoot basketball? My Dad spent the whole time mocking me for it. My school held a pledge where people would promise to pay a certain amount of money per every shot. Dad had so little faith in me that he pledged 2.00 a shot. I made 18 shots, and he owed the school 36 bucks. I never forgot his face.
Parents all make mistakes. The older we get the more we realize our weaknesses and need to forgive them. Obviously....I am very old.
@@aguyfromnothere OH believe me, I've tried. And then he makes the mistake of saying awful shit, and let's just say I'm not going back there anymore lol. If he didn't want me, he should have used protection.
Lol.