Who Beats The Higuruma Allegations?

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 19 чер 2023
  • Subscribe to Broken Ronin: ‪@BrokenRonin‬
    Edited by ‪@smuzu‬
    Higuruma Hiromi's Domain Expansion vs Everybody in the Main Jujutsu Kaisen Cast
    JOIN the channel and become a member! / @nooperator
    LINKS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA DOWN BELOW
    Follow me on Twitter: / nooperatoroff
    Join the Subreddit: / nooperator
    Follow me on Instagram: / nooperatoroff
    Follow me on Twitch: / nooperatoroff
    Follow me on Facebook: profile.php?...
    Thank you for reading all the way to the end and watching the video! I appreciate you more than you know and you are going to succeed in all of your goals (: Have a great day! Drink more water!
    #jujutsukaisen #jjk #manga
  • Розваги

КОМЕНТАРІ • 835

  • @Type_1_weeb
    @Type_1_weeb Рік тому +3423

    Your honor Toji might have committed child murder, child abandonment, tax evasion, ownership of lethal weapons illegally, smuggling of exotic animals, being a hitman, consorting with terrorist organisations, desecration of the dead, assault, battery, and littering
    But he is just raw tho

    • @Nozoroth
      @Nozoroth Рік тому +781

      Your honour he may have committed several war crimes but he does have that dog in him though

    • @slinux8420
      @slinux8420 Рік тому +71

      ​@@Nozorothlmao

    • @SasukeUchiha-vb2vy
      @SasukeUchiha-vb2vy Рік тому +336

      Your honour although Toji is a mass murderer with a penchant for violence as well as a horrible father who’s avoided paying child support, in his defence he is just built different.

    • @8t720
      @8t720 Рік тому +155

      Judge:
      Damn I didn’t know he was down like that 😎

    • @CharTurner6928
      @CharTurner6928 Рік тому +101

      He is HIM!!! is a legitimate legal defense, you may continue.

  • @DarkEdge1231
    @DarkEdge1231 Рік тому +3156

    Im surprised Ronin wanted to defend Mechamaru at first because his main goal was to have a functional body so he can clap Miwa's cheeks

    • @88kris88
      @88kris88 Рік тому +762

      A worthy endeavour if ever there was one

    • @slinux8420
      @slinux8420 Рік тому +546

      Miwa is worth it

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb Рік тому +380

      can we blame him, truly?

    • @DarkEdge1231
      @DarkEdge1231 Рік тому +219

      @@Dell-ol6hb Mechamaru? Or Ronin?
      Miwa is fine but I wouldn' sell out my friends and comrades for her. Nobara on the other hand 👌👌👌
      Time to commit treason.

    • @nJudas
      @nJudas Рік тому +135

      HE JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 Рік тому +1839

    Sukuna, you are charged with crimes against humanity"
    Sukuna: "....Wanna see me do it again?"

    • @abhinavkumar9c017
      @abhinavkumar9c017 Рік тому +118

      Nah I can picture him doing that

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 Рік тому +42

      Funny asf

    • @OHGAS-rt5uc
      @OHGAS-rt5uc 11 місяців тому +97

      Sukuna with the voice of goofy: "i'll fucking do it again"

    • @ktrover9261
      @ktrover9261 9 місяців тому +21

      Technically he’s a force of nature, it’s like trying to arrest water for drowning people☝️🤓

    • @Atlas_1127
      @Atlas_1127 9 місяців тому +31

      Sukuna looks at the code of laws like a list of side quests

  • @ThePower1000
    @ThePower1000 Рік тому +1212

    Suprised Shoko isn’t here for cheating on her doctors license exam, Gojo for child endangerment, and Sukuna because Sukuna.

    • @fridaygh0st
      @fridaygh0st 11 місяців тому +152

      I'm pretty sure Higuruma wouldn't prosecute Shoko for that as i'm pretty sure he'd understand lol.
      As for Gojo and Sukuna... It's Gojo and Sukuna.

    • @magicnebula5398
      @magicnebula5398 11 місяців тому +97

      Shoko for public smoking Gojo for building property destruction and littering and sukuna well hate crimes against humanity and doing whatever the fuck he wants when he wants???

    • @magicnebula5398
      @magicnebula5398 11 місяців тому +34

      oh and Shoko tried to do an illegal optopsy without a medical record of graduating from med school put her in the gulag

    • @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
      @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf 9 місяців тому +5

      ⁠@@magicnebula5398she has a doctors license though lmao? Also she never even performed the autopsy.

    • @forcers5k
      @forcers5k 9 місяців тому +37

      I can just imagine Higuruma's jaw dropping when he sees how long the list for Sukuna's crimes are 😭

  • @inremugiwara6449
    @inremugiwara6449 Рік тому +1515

    Panda could appeal any liability by saying he’s a panda not a person, and laws are written to govern the behavior of humans. Meaning, as a Panda, the laws are inapplicable to his behavior. Therefore, he cannot be found guilty under such a penal system.

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 Рік тому +37

      The behaviors of Civilians not humans that goes by Maritime law

    • @BobThePenguin.
      @BobThePenguin. Рік тому +86

      Counter argument is that Panda is not a Panda

    • @ZAPRST8879
      @ZAPRST8879 Рік тому +126

      ​@@BobThePenguin.Counter argument : panda may not be a panda but it's a cursed doll so it more akin to inanimate objects

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 11 місяців тому +10

      But Panda's soul came from that old principal guy isn't it? Wouldn't that means he's technically more 'human' than a panda

    • @junoperberry
      @junoperberry 11 місяців тому +23

      technically he isn't a panda either, he's a doll, and laws do not apply to dolls

  • @robertjoasilus5230
    @robertjoasilus5230 Рік тому +375

    Maki is technically a mass murderer not a serial killer

    • @moniontheonion6234
      @moniontheonion6234 11 місяців тому +47

      genocide.

    • @jackmakila3776
      @jackmakila3776 8 місяців тому +15

      @@moniontheonion6234 attempted genocide* she missed at least 2 clan members

    • @KloverKhan
      @KloverKhan 8 місяців тому

      @@jackmakila3776 its still genocide thats like saying (a certin mustach man) didint comit genocide against the jews

    • @kalebhudson417
      @kalebhudson417 4 місяці тому +3

      @@jackmakila3776 so because alphys survived the genocide route in undertale that makes frisk NOT a genocidist? despite the fact they killed 90% of the underground, bc thats what it sounds like ur trying to say.

    • @gareb3ar17
      @gareb3ar17 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@jackmakila3776 Genocide is killing a large amount of people from a group of people not everyone so it still counts

  • @allancastellon9248
    @allancastellon9248 Рік тому +108

    Maki would look Higuruma in the eyes and tell him she'd do all that shit again too

  • @narutony1916
    @narutony1916 Рік тому +625

    For Maki, it was mass murder though, it was for sure self defense since her dad whipped out the sword first (I think)

    • @dre1426
      @dre1426 Рік тому +239

      It was self defense until she attacked her mother. Higaruma would get her on that last death.

    • @narutony1916
      @narutony1916 Рік тому +60

      @@dre1426 this is true, but the charge is serial murder. Unless the definition says you only need one, technically she didnt commit that exact crime. Just uh.... regular murder

    • @comicstrider4851
      @comicstrider4851 Рік тому +85

      just her dad, after her dad, she went after the rest of the Zen'in herself

    • @bekimmehmedi2905
      @bekimmehmedi2905 Рік тому +26

      Can she reduce the sentence by saying it was an act of passion?

    • @narutony1916
      @narutony1916 Рік тому +28

      @@bekimmehmedi2905 that could bring it down to second degree murder

  • @Zyskr..
    @Zyskr.. 7 місяців тому +27

    imagine mahoraga adapting to his technique is just going to law school and becoming a lawyer

    • @gramfero
      @gramfero 6 місяців тому +4

      Divine attorney general

    • @cats4260
      @cats4260 27 днів тому +2

      OBJECTION!!! -Mahoraga

  • @anthonymoreno7057
    @anthonymoreno7057 11 місяців тому +69

    Public intoxication is legal in Japan.
    Naobito might actually just walk away from this charge.

    • @dDoodle788
      @dDoodle788 7 місяців тому +22

      Naobito would probably be changed with domestic violence or abuse, considering all the things that Toji, Maki and Mai were put through in their youth

  • @rbr1170
    @rbr1170 Рік тому +364

    Toji: I am just a monkey, your honor.
    Maki: Same here, just recently become a real monkey.
    Megumi: Yep, they are my support animals too.

    • @CharTurner6928
      @CharTurner6928 Рік тому +15

      😆😆

    • @akanyamasyo_
      @akanyamasyo_ 3 місяці тому +1

      judge: Megumi your dropping them on people?

    • @CheesyJesse
      @CheesyJesse Місяць тому +1

      Geto might be innocent with this one

    • @danrmain2063
      @danrmain2063 2 дні тому

      ​@@akanyamasyo_ Megumi: ..... No?😨

  • @Pawlacz2137
    @Pawlacz2137 Рік тому +902

    Gege NEEDS to do Higeruma vs Sukuna somehow. That would be just fantastic.

    • @turooru
      @turooru Рік тому +153

      Would be pretty much impossible. Even if Sukuna's domain didn't overpower Higuruma's, he can still attack the barrier from the outside.

    • @xezevahc
      @xezevahc Рік тому +45

      He’d have to open his domain right after Sukuna closes

    • @naraydaniels7832
      @naraydaniels7832 Рік тому +152

      ⁠@@turooru on the contrary, the whole no violence binding vow is in effect and so far I’ve seen no curse user willing to disobey a binding vow 😊

    • @turooru
      @turooru Рік тому +65

      @@naraydaniels7832 except that attacking someone else’s DOMAIN does not count as violence, because domains are inanimate

    • @white_ninja9828
      @white_ninja9828 Рік тому +153

      Bro the entire chapter would just be the shikigami listing off Sukuna’s many crimes.

  • @slowlypassingaway1285
    @slowlypassingaway1285 Рік тому +218

    Higuruma's domain is the ONLY domain that doesn't burn out his CT because he gives opponent chance to cancel out the CT effect by retrial .

    • @zk-vd6uy
      @zk-vd6uy 10 місяців тому +5

      What about hakari domain expansion?

    • @thebighoney9034
      @thebighoney9034 10 місяців тому

      It will burn his CT if he failed to activate the Jackpot@@zk-vd6uy

    • @TheKastellan
      @TheKastellan 9 місяців тому +14

      pretty sure hikari's does but the jackpot state lets him keep going during the period.

    • @Rachif-kf8cp
      @Rachif-kf8cp 9 місяців тому +4

      Hakari too, their spell uses by default their Domain.

    • @blu3d3vil97
      @blu3d3vil97 8 місяців тому

      ​@@zk-vd6uyhakari never uses his ct while in jackpot
      Id say the ct burnout ends with his jackpot

  • @latiremo9133
    @latiremo9133 10 місяців тому +120

    1:27 yuuji (entering pachinko parlor as a minor)
    2:26 megumi (illegal ownership of exotic animals)
    3:52 miwa (possession of a katana as a minor)
    5:00 maki (serial killer)
    6:11 inumaki (petty theft)
    8:00 todo (stalking)
    9:35 mechamaru (espionage)
    11:45 mei mei (statutory assault)
    13:14 miyo (breaking and entering)
    14:15 naobito (public intoxication)
    16:13 choso (domestic terrorism)
    17:52 takaba (indecent exposure)
    18:37 nishimiya (operating an aircraft without proper clearance)
    19:47 hakari (unsanctioned fighting kingpin)
    20:50 geto (various hate crimes)
    22:07 panda (unsanctioned street fighter)
    24:14 general johnson (war crimes)
    25:23 toji (yes)

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 9 місяців тому +5

      Panda is immune.

    • @tsaqifrizky5276
      @tsaqifrizky5276 5 місяців тому +2

      Add onto Mei Mei for being on the Epstein List

    • @Zeonite-of5lu
      @Zeonite-of5lu 3 місяці тому +1

      Theres also mass property destruction by Gojo. In his fight with Sukuna, the guy with the bag on his head and his first fight with Toji.

  • @nireas570
    @nireas570 9 місяців тому +69

    For Miwa, as a practicioner of Iaido, I know that if you practice Katana martial arts, which could sometimes qualify as a school club, which Kyoto is a school, you can have them legaly, as long as you are at a rank which requires their use, (3rd dan and above), so Miwa could easily get away with it, especially in Japan, which is the motherland of those particular martial arts!

    • @lokir.4974
      @lokir.4974 8 місяців тому +11

      especially since she is licensed by jujutsu high, meaning not only is she of rank to require their use, but she is officially sponsored

  • @dredre0702
    @dredre0702 Рік тому +62

    "he's ratting you out on accident" you're damn right he is. Right there with Naruto

  • @skullknight1465
    @skullknight1465 Рік тому +497

    Choso can easily get a free out of jail card, all he needs to say is “ I identify as a curse, curses aren’t humans, you’re forcing a law that was made by humans to punish humans action, it’s like punishing a loin for killing a deer, so I’m not guilty your honer” technically Judge man can’t read hearts or thoughts.

    • @ZAPRST8879
      @ZAPRST8879 Рік тому +29

      Choso is part human so he technically counts

    • @skullknight1465
      @skullknight1465 Рік тому +106

      @@ZAPRST8879 that’s why I said he identifies as a curse that in the trial, he can blame his half cursed side too.

    • @dequanwright7250
      @dequanwright7250 11 місяців тому +36

      @@skullknight1465identifying as a loin is crazy

    • @skullknight1465
      @skullknight1465 11 місяців тому +4

      @@dequanwright7250 😂😂😂😂

    • @zedantXiang
      @zedantXiang 11 місяців тому +15

      I identify as attack helicopter,human law cant stop me.

  • @vincentshadetree
    @vincentshadetree Рік тому +111

    20:21 that knock at the door freaked me out lmao, I had my headphones in at work, heard that, and was like what the hell just happened?! Looked around at folks in the office all calm and quiet and laughed, "oh, that was from me" 😂

    • @felipematheuss
      @felipematheuss 11 місяців тому +6

      Man the same for me FRRRR it's 00:30 for me as i'm writing this and HOLY SHIT did i get scared. My soul nearly left my body 😭😭

    • @yokuutsu9097
      @yokuutsu9097 8 місяців тому +1

      SO DAMN EVIL FOR THAT

    • @somedumb4450
      @somedumb4450 6 місяців тому

      I'm glad I wasn't alone in this experience. That scared me so bad

    • @nolan7528
      @nolan7528 5 місяців тому

      YEA. IM WATCHIN THIS SHIT AT 1;26AM AND FUCKING SHIT MYSELF

  • @mechamanw668
    @mechamanw668 Рік тому +238

    I think it would be a cool idea to revisit this concept, but with non jjk characters and seeing what weird crimes you can charge em with

    • @dinglerofl4784
      @dinglerofl4784 Рік тому +33

      higuruma vs sasuke
      sasuke: monologues about his ✨️angst✨️
      higuruma: cool motive, still (attempted) murder

    • @the_man_emperor_of_mankind
      @the_man_emperor_of_mankind 11 місяців тому +27

      Higuruma vs Luffy
      Luffy: I was trying to save my brother
      Higuruma: you set some of the worst criminals in the world free to fail? Man you guilty

    • @mechamanw668
      @mechamanw668 11 місяців тому +4

      @@dinglerofl4784 actually committed murder. Attempted genocide

    • @mechamanw668
      @mechamanw668 11 місяців тому +15

      @@the_man_emperor_of_mankind
      Higuruma vs Light:
      Higuruma: you are guilty of mass homicide
      Light: WHO ELSE COULD HAVE DONE IT? AND GONE SO FAR!!

    • @bunaz6221
      @bunaz6221 8 місяців тому +8

      Higuruma : Your charges are pandering with jail equipment , stealing expensive items , punching a orangutan, punching a woman , hate speech , terribly beat several men and women, throwing a dog at a blind man , ignoring traffic laws , smoking as a minor , driving as minor , getting in bar as a minor , playing poker as a minor , destroying sevel structures , beating a British man in a foreign country , keeping an old woman as hostage , punching a minor , attempting to help a prisoner escape , domestic violence, having connecting with the head of the Italian mafia, child neglect, attacking a priest , unauthorized parking of a submarine inside a prison.
      Jotaro : and ?

  • @rbr1170
    @rbr1170 Рік тому +53

    What if Inumaki turns out to be a serial killer and was responsible for half the disappearances in Japan and he was just going around Japan in his spare time telling people to "disappear".

  • @artypyrec4186
    @artypyrec4186 Рік тому +144

    Just realized how broke that ability is. Anyone can be guilty of a crime if investigated long enough.

    • @davidreljac1707
      @davidreljac1707 11 місяців тому +63

      Yes, but I think it's also important to mention Higurama (and Judgeman) is working according to the law. If you have the skills to manipulate the facts or lessen the charge, you probably would be fine. Itadori was hit with both charges because:
      A. He was seen gambling as a minor and LIED which added perjury to the charge.
      B. He confessed to the murder of thousands which, while untrue, a confession is enough of a reason to prosecute Itadori.
      While there wasn't much Itadori could've done against the first trial, his second one could've easily been avoided if he had said he didn't kill those people. The laws and its flexibility matter in the courtroom, making Higurama's OP Domain still be incredibly flawed against those with the proper skills to work against it.

    • @Malvium
      @Malvium 10 місяців тому +6

      Statute of limitations exists.

    • @biggusdickus8566
      @biggusdickus8566 9 місяців тому

      @@Malviumit’s not based on us law bro the story is set in Japan if you forgot

    • @Coplanersirtax9
      @Coplanersirtax9 9 місяців тому +1

      it's only op if the other sorcerer doesn't have a domain

  • @CharTurner6928
    @CharTurner6928 Рік тому +252

    Maki has a great 'self-defense' case.

    • @whirlwind872
      @whirlwind872 Рік тому +67

      Her Mom would say otherwise

    • @CharTurner6928
      @CharTurner6928 Рік тому +46

      @@whirlwind872 ... you're right. I forgot about that one. It was self-defense for all.... but one.
      Welp, I tried Maki.

    • @MaleficusR
      @MaleficusR Рік тому +30

      Well the ghost of the Zenin clan would like to claim trespassing since she wasn't supposed to go into the Zenin vault and it would classify as private property. Thus, her father could make an argument for self defense. However, to make a counterpoint, Maki got that dog in her.

    • @CharTurner6928
      @CharTurner6928 Рік тому +63

      @@MaleficusR You are incorrect. Maki Zenin had permission to be on the premises from the Clan Head, Megumi Fushiguro.

    • @heroricspiritfreinen38
      @heroricspiritfreinen38 Рік тому +12

      ​@@CharTurner6928doesn't matter you bucko, maki chose to hunt down zenin members
      She's a criminal

  • @overhaul.-.
    @overhaul.-. Рік тому +82

    You could totally charge Yuta for child endangerment and kidnapping

    • @aguywithalotofopinions412
      @aguywithalotofopinions412 Рік тому +33

      Also, not sure if what he did to Rika is a crime, but it fucking should be

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 9 місяців тому

      what did he do?@@aguywithalotofopinions412

    • @blu3d3vil97
      @blu3d3vil97 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@aguywithalotofopinions412 not rlly
      He had no control or intention over it
      Just like yuji isnt responsible for sukuna, there was no intention, action or willingness for it

    • @danrmain2063
      @danrmain2063 2 дні тому

      ​@@blu3d3vil97True but Yuji did get tried for sukuna's crimes

    • @blu3d3vil97
      @blu3d3vil97 2 дні тому

      @danrmain2063 got tried for it but the only reason he was sentenced was because he said he did it
      Just like in real court its not about what actually happened but what u can prove or say

  • @bolt2134
    @bolt2134 11 місяців тому +41

    I never thought of the fact that you had to somehow brake the law to be affected by Higuruma's domain

  • @Legendguy10
    @Legendguy10 Рік тому +172

    I am deeply thankful, I appreciate this video so much and everything you have given us, Higuruma is the JJK GOAT, but you No Op, are the true GOAT. So I thank you for giving us this grace

  • @alex_dark6342
    @alex_dark6342 8 місяців тому +5

    How higuruma vs sukuna would go
    Higuruma: alright judgeman begin
    Judgeman: ...
    Higuruma: Judgeman??
    Judgeman: The suspect sukuna is accused of...
    Proceeds to read a one piece worth of chapters of crimes about sukuna
    Higuruma: oh shit... looks at sukuna
    Sukuna: >:)

  • @uraharakisuke1329
    @uraharakisuke1329 Рік тому +82

    I caught up to JJK a few months ago and Higuruma is definetly one of my favourite characters, he instantly caught my eye and I have loved every panel where he was on screen

    • @hobbyhorse5848
      @hobbyhorse5848 Рік тому +7

      I feel like people only overrate the speed because domain Hakkari reacted to lightning…key point is “reacted” since he couldn’t even fully dodge it and was saved by regen. I also need to reread the Maki vs Naoya fight, but I think Maki might’ve actually gotten fucked up because she tried to catch Naoya and didn’t expect Projection sorcery to do so much damage at supersonic speed

  • @mechamanw668
    @mechamanw668 Рік тому +19

    20:20 anyone else get the shit scared out of them when this knock came up out of nowhere?

  • @servantofwriting2814
    @servantofwriting2814 Рік тому +80

    I kinda disagree with the Megumi claim, since the ownership of Exotic Animal could count as not only “Inheritance” but as well as be listed under the ownership of a Zen’in clan which was established for one of the longest times and publicly accepted as the rightful owners of the Ten Shadows Technique. Not only that, but they’re tamed as well since the method of acquisition Megumi uses to be able to use the Ten Shadows is beating them in combat.

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 11 місяців тому +23

      Beating them in combat- throw the book at him for animal abuse charges

    • @servantofwriting2814
      @servantofwriting2814 10 місяців тому +5

      @@soap9277 Is it technically anime abuse if you’re fighting in self defense though? It’s probably not self defense but just saying.

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 10 місяців тому +11

      @@servantofwriting2814 In this instance, Megumi is the one who summons them to scrap, so he's the aggressor against them. He has no case in court unless he hires god damn Saul Goodman

    • @celty228
      @celty228 9 місяців тому +5

      @@soap9277technically if you teleport a Lion to yourself and it attacks and you kill it, is that animal abuse or self defense

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 9 місяців тому +10

      @celty228 Abuse. You've gotta keep in mind that Megumi is _explicitly_ teleporting these hypothetical lions with the intent to beat they ass in combat. He's the aggressor here.
      He's not beating these allegations with "Soap, Ace Attorney" on the prosecution's side.

  • @last.shikigami-lq1ol
    @last.shikigami-lq1ol Рік тому +51

    This was such a fun video! Definitely needed to get me through another break week. I liked that Miwa’s katana license says she’s from Hawthorne, CA 😂
    Toji doesn’t just get the child abandonment charge. He sold Megumi’s to the Zenin clan so add child trafficking to all his other ones.

  • @shakeelthomas1660
    @shakeelthomas1660 Рік тому +16

    Toji, the menace himself. He is going to be like Biscuit Oliver, free to walk in and out of his cell as please without anyone noticing.

  • @unnoticed9988
    @unnoticed9988 Рік тому +78

    Maki literally committed genocide 😭 she broke Geneva Convention Laws 😭😭

    • @unnoticed9988
      @unnoticed9988 Рік тому +24

      Mei Mei also got a child endangered charge

    • @raiguy89
      @raiguy89 Рік тому

      It was self defense

    • @alkhemia23
      @alkhemia23 Рік тому +28

      @@raiguy89 it was only self defense at the start after she got out of the compound she went and hunted down the rest to they was no defense involved in that she just a mass murderer even if the people are terrible

    • @raiguy89
      @raiguy89 Рік тому +6

      @@alkhemia23 you say that like they wouldn't have hunted her down in retaliation, her life was clearly still at risk

    • @alkhemia23
      @alkhemia23 Рік тому +2

      @@raiguy89 yeah but it not self defense under the law at that point if a criminal org attacks you and you fend them off if you go and hunt down the rest your still going to jail for it

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph Рік тому +29

    It's actually not strictly confiscation initially, the penalty seems to depend on the crime, possibly based on what the punishments would be in the japanese judicial system.

  • @silasking3996
    @silasking3996 8 місяців тому +2

    "hes helpless, hes no bigger than a teddy bear!" also in the background: panda almost as tall as the principle and throwing punches

  • @kiyothefunnyguy
    @kiyothefunnyguy 7 місяців тому +2

    Meimei's unlisted crimes are enough for higuruma to get 2 executioner swords

  • @ivmoonlight1965
    @ivmoonlight1965 Рік тому +12

    That door knock sound at 20:22 scared me I thought somebody was in my closet 😂

  • @jkfjsfaugueyfhsdfjfafajjgu6769
    @jkfjsfaugueyfhsdfjfafajjgu6769 11 місяців тому +7

    I have watched this like 6 times now and I still come back and love every second of this video. It's just that funny!

  • @user-zi6gc3yr4n
    @user-zi6gc3yr4n 9 місяців тому +1

    genuinely one of the creative and funniest jjk videos out there. y'all dope fr

  • @1hundred1
    @1hundred1 Рік тому +4

    This is a fun ass video idea, can't wait to watch

  • @dspace4514
    @dspace4514 Рік тому +22

    Domain Expansion: Ace Attorney!

  • @sticx180
    @sticx180 8 місяців тому +7

    238 is here!! And this could be relevant HAHAHA

  • @raiguy89
    @raiguy89 Рік тому +26

    Wish you guys covered Sukuna, Kenjaku and Mahito those would have been entertaining. But overall hilarious videos

    • @Drip_Wooper
      @Drip_Wooper Рік тому +12

      I mean, we would need a whole video dedicaded to Mahito's crimes alone, Sukuna would need a series, this man already had about 6 incarnations (THAT WE KNOW OF) and in all forms he commited at least 10 crimes against humanity... ONE WHILE JUST BEING A GODDAMN *FINGER*
      from murder and eating people alive, to burning them alive, to slicing them to pieces, to mental and psychological torture, even commiting mass genocide, he participated and assisted in other people's crimes genocide spree as human, curse, cursed corpse and as a literal finger (he was influenciating curses to kill people)... and that's only what we KNOW OF

  • @Heroism4499
    @Heroism4499 8 місяців тому +15

    If Gege wants Sukana to win he can twist it so Higuruma's power doesn't work because:
    -technically Sukana has 2 minds which if you squint counts as Multi Personality Syndrome so he can plee Insanity and have all charges dropped.
    -The Legal System is primarily based on "Humans" and if Sukana is now a Demon/Cursed Spirit after obtaining his original body most laws no longer apply.

    • @AliferousAngels
      @AliferousAngels 8 місяців тому +1

      If he pled insanity, he would probably get his cursed energy taken away as a form of 'containment'.

    • @Heroism4499
      @Heroism4499 8 місяців тому +1

      @@AliferousAngels I imagine Mahoraga would "adapt" and become the perfect lawyer and somehow get him out of it.

    • @aarongregory4980
      @aarongregory4980 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Heroism4499I would want nothing more than for sukuna to lawyer up and have mahoraga walk out in a suit with an air tight defense all cooked up lol. It would bring me such a profound joy. I think I know what my first piece of jjk fan art is gonna be.

    • @borlox6753
      @borlox6753 6 місяців тому +1

      except that i don't think it should be considered for "humans" but everything that has a free will/conciousness to know what is right and what is wrong, so identify as x thing might be useless because if you know what your doing, is what matter, not being human

  • @spencerthomas8215
    @spencerthomas8215 Рік тому +1

    W creators, W vid. I know it’s based off a meme but a pt2 would be funny af

  • @Loemaster
    @Loemaster Рік тому +6

    Best JJK content on this platform ❤

  • @sunwukong825
    @sunwukong825 9 місяців тому +2

    Yuji: Your honor! League of Legends!
    Higuruma: DEATH!

  • @user-sj7yu8jl7p
    @user-sj7yu8jl7p 7 місяців тому +3

    You forgot that toji never paid child support and child abuse in shibiyu

  • @Josh-dm7cu
    @Josh-dm7cu Рік тому +8

    Now this is a mf hood classic

    • @whirlwind872
      @whirlwind872 Рік тому

      DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS?
      Walk with ya boyzz
      THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

  • @comicstrider4851
    @comicstrider4851 Рік тому +7

    Me at Mei Mei's part: Objection your honor, she is a girlboss

  • @RulerOfYore
    @RulerOfYore Рік тому +55

    Maki actually has a really good self defense case. Except when it comes to her mother.

  • @WoobertAIO
    @WoobertAIO 11 місяців тому +9

    Since Special Grade Sorcerers and Special Grade Curses were canonically compared to weapons of mass destruction by the Barrier Dude(tm) you could also charge Suguru Geto, Ryoumen Sukuna, Satoru Gojo, Megumi Fushiguro, Yuuji Itadori, Mahito, Tengen, Maki Zen'In, Hiromi Higuruma, Noritoshi Kamo (Kenjaku) and Toji Fushiguro for Crimes against Humanity, Transgression of the Geneva convention treatise, Possession of Weapons of Mass Destruction, Usage of Weapons of Mass Destruction, Mass Murder, Turf Warfare, Illegal Possession of Archaelogical Artifacts, Destruction of Private Property, Destruction of Public Property, Vandalizing, and Biological Warfare.

    • @randomyoutuber2633
      @randomyoutuber2633 9 місяців тому +1

      They were also called laws of nature. Can't arrest a natural disaster right?

    • @gramfero
      @gramfero 6 місяців тому

      ​@@randomyoutuber2633if you can ask them what they did and they can answer, you can probably prosecute them

  • @ginnungagapabyss5639
    @ginnungagapabyss5639 Рік тому +83

    If he’s faster than a bullet, then I could see anti domain techniques working, but if he’s not faster than a bullet then anybody with a gun. (We did see the group dodging the soldiers shooting at them so they might be, but the speed in the series is weird.)

    • @mumenrider1908
      @mumenrider1908 Рік тому +3

      Hes faster than a buller for sure

    • @ginnungagapabyss5639
      @ginnungagapabyss5639 Рік тому

      @@mumenrider1908 I’ll take your word on it.

    • @slowlypassingaway1285
      @slowlypassingaway1285 Рік тому +10

      2 cases for analysis:
      1. Maki can easily catch revolver bullet even before she lost her CE, and she was not even a grade 1 sorcerer.
      2.Kenjaku can easily catch sniper bullet in Shibuya. (special grade sorcerer case)

    • @ginnungagapabyss5639
      @ginnungagapabyss5639 Рік тому

      @@slowlypassingaway1285 right

    • @celty228
      @celty228 9 місяців тому +2

      @@slowlypassingaway1285so special grades can potentially have reaction times faster than sound
      Also keep in mind that despite not being grade 1, Maki would have been pretty damn close if not for the hinderance of the Zenin

  • @Thelonebear
    @Thelonebear 6 місяців тому

    man this is easily one of the funniest videos I've seen all month

  • @262cj
    @262cj Рік тому +7

    The editing in this mf is INSANE

  • @binaryboopsva
    @binaryboopsva Рік тому +8

    Toji faced the death penalty twice, and by god he'll get it again

  • @w1nther930
    @w1nther930 8 місяців тому +2

    Me as Yuji's lawyer: Your honor, my client pleads "nuh uh"

  • @deathshop2172
    @deathshop2172 Рік тому +7

    damn, I absolutely love higuruma, as someone who wants to be a lawyer, the ability is just so indescribably cool.

  • @nyaccoon
    @nyaccoon 11 місяців тому +10

    it's been said in the most recent chapter that hakari just like higiruma has a domain which is innate to his cursed technique as in they always had a domain

  • @thechosenone5644
    @thechosenone5644 10 місяців тому +3

    can’t wait for the 600 hour video listing all of mahito’s known crimes

  • @conigonde
    @conigonde 6 місяців тому +1

    Bro when you were talking about Inumaki in prison I immediately thought of him using the command "DROP THE SOAP!"

  • @mrsticky005
    @mrsticky005 Рік тому +2

    The general has the same mustache as Enver Pasha of the Ottoman Empire and perpetrator of the Armenian genocide.
    It's also the same stache as Archiduke Franz Ferdinand whose death you could argue led to both world wars.

  • @comicstrider4851
    @comicstrider4851 Рік тому +10

    I love Maki to death but honestly the self defense argument is only valid about her dad lmao

    • @alexanderwang540
      @alexanderwang540 11 місяців тому

      I argue otherwise, Naoya deserves that fist to the face for provoking physical assault. All his subordinates also fall underneath the category of striking first, so the self defense is valid on all of them. Maki’s mother on the other hand is unknown and could be what lands our favorite Zenin in a cell.

    • @comicstrider4851
      @comicstrider4851 9 місяців тому +4

      @@alexanderwang540 Again, I love Maki to death and she can literally do no wrong. But as far as I know, under actual self defense law, the legal move after killing her dad would be leaving, not going further inside the house where she knows she'd likely have to kill more people

    • @OK-yy6qz
      @OK-yy6qz 8 місяців тому

      Nope. It's valid for anyone but her mother.
      The fodder ninja had surrounded her and attacked first and then the Hei also Attacked her while she was unaware. Nayoa also attacked her first. It's unclear if she was able to escape before the others Attacked her.

  • @11-bo5ct
    @11-bo5ct 11 місяців тому

    I really liked this !I listened three times now!

  • @zawwin1846
    @zawwin1846 5 місяців тому +1

    Say these two sexy words when you are in his domain. “ Diplomatic Immunity”

  • @megametexe5129
    @megametexe5129 7 місяців тому

    This is hilarious I would be down for a part 2

  • @MightiestMango
    @MightiestMango 11 місяців тому +16

    Inumaki actually took possession of someone's phone (not sure who), and used it to put Miwa to sleep in the Sister School arc. That would be the evidence that Higuruma would use.

    • @mythos6308
      @mythos6308 9 місяців тому +6

      To be fair Panda took it from Mecha and handed it to Inumaki he could claim he didn’t know the phone was stolen and he was just handed a phone from his friend

  • @Elias-qp7cz
    @Elias-qp7cz Рік тому +8

    Maki getting better treatment in jail than Zenin clan 😂

  • @speed6-god
    @speed6-god 11 місяців тому +1

    The mustache is actually accurate. Hitler had a mustache like that when he was younger.

  • @ZzigZaG00NIN
    @ZzigZaG00NIN Рік тому +4

    Sorcerer supremacist is hilarious
    I never heard anyone to call him that 💀

  • @notoriousyolkhound4600
    @notoriousyolkhound4600 6 днів тому +1

    "With this treasure I summon,
    My lawyer"

  • @amaanmp4
    @amaanmp4 11 місяців тому +1

    bro that fucking knock scared me, there is a door to my right when i was watching this

  • @Tenro100
    @Tenro100 Рік тому

    Spectacular video

  • @verendus_4614
    @verendus_4614 11 місяців тому +1

    why did you have to make the walling banging sound effect so realistic like i crapped my self

  • @Mooinator3000
    @Mooinator3000 Рік тому +8

    Didn't Inumaki steal one of the Kyoto people's phone?

  • @TramplingBeast
    @TramplingBeast Рік тому +4

    I was waiting for y'all to bring up the Zenin clan's crimes for Naobito.
    I was just screaming that Naobito belongs to the streets for all the shit he allowed to happen in the Zenin clan

  • @OG_Geese
    @OG_Geese Рік тому +23

    what if yuki and yuta swapped roles? (Yuki in culling games, yuta and choso vs kenjaku)

    • @gonnaputsomedirtinyoureye2448
      @gonnaputsomedirtinyoureye2448 Рік тому +9

      I think we would end up in the same situation just that characters switched. Yuta would lose to Kenny and yuki going to demolish ryu, uro and kurorishi.

    • @alkhemia23
      @alkhemia23 Рік тому

      Ganesha would of worked vs Yuta since Yuki mass was why it could not remove her so who knows how he would fair vs that thing

    • @Planetdestroyer.138
      @Planetdestroyer.138 Рік тому

      What about yuki and yuta vs kenjaku?

    • @therealslimshady6763
      @therealslimshady6763 Рік тому +4

      @@Planetdestroyer.138 Kenjaku loses
      Yuta and Yuki together easily overpowers Ken

    • @therealslimshady6763
      @therealslimshady6763 Рік тому +3

      @@alkhemia23 Yuta can basically one shot any Cursed Spirit because he has endless cursed energy more like reversed cursed energy
      So none of Kens spirits are doing nothing to him

  • @jerkfan123
    @jerkfan123 Рік тому +2

    This video was surprisingly entertaining y'all faf

  • @ChocolateNaruto
    @ChocolateNaruto Рік тому +2

    That knocking noise bout damn gave me a heart attack, I deadass thought someone somehow managed to crawl up to the 3rd story to harass me from outside LMAO

  • @killerspoi8031
    @killerspoi8031 11 місяців тому +1

    i have been recomended this video 8 times

  • @arturocardona140
    @arturocardona140 Рік тому +1

    This is way funnier than I thought it would be.

  • @lourdedevilson7739
    @lourdedevilson7739 Рік тому

    Never laughed this long in a week
    I love this dynamic so much

  • @warzone822
    @warzone822 Рік тому +8

    the real question is who in JJK do you think hasn't beat up normal people

  • @THED3ADLY7
    @THED3ADLY7 Рік тому +1

    This video is perfect.

  • @isme364
    @isme364 Рік тому +1

    Omfg that knocking sound drove me crazy

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 Рік тому +2

    Laughed my ass off with this one

  • @higgitydiggity317
    @higgitydiggity317 Рік тому +4

    Inumaki surely has some decibel level infractions

  • @Joseph-mw2rl
    @Joseph-mw2rl 7 місяців тому +1

    Sukuna: *how can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it*
    Higuruma and Judgeman: .......

  • @nikosmadamas3234
    @nikosmadamas3234 3 місяці тому

    your honor my client was feeling like the honored one at the time

  • @This-didnt-make-us-friends
    @This-didnt-make-us-friends 6 місяців тому +3

    embrace yourself everyone, because mahoraga gonna graduate at law in the next chapter

  • @ti6erius
    @ti6erius Рік тому +2

    pull up with the quickness

  • @golbez1583
    @golbez1583 Рік тому +6

    Your Honor! Because of the nature of Shikigami being made of cursed energy, they should be considered to be cursed creatures and not biological animals; thus not only do I state that Megumi is not guilty of harboring exotic animals but also file a motion to dismiss this case due to lack of basis.
    And for those of you who disagree with such an assessment, I ask you one thing:
    Is Panda a Panda?

  • @whirlwind872
    @whirlwind872 Рік тому +4

    I was hoping you guys would roleplay what each defendent would say to defend themselves, since your actual guilt or innocence is irrelevant to Higuruma's domain, you just need to make an argument that youre not guilty (even if you really are)

  • @JDubs1464
    @JDubs1464 6 місяців тому

    “Yeah, Inumaki’s surprisingly fast”
    Buddy was running from cops all the time

  • @narutony1916
    @narutony1916 Рік тому +1

    Heres a thought: For crimes committed in the Culling Games or in situations where curse users/curses are attacking people, then as long as innocent people arent hurt then like, could they be seen as guilty but not needing a punishment

  • @desadograisedrobot515
    @desadograisedrobot515 6 місяців тому +1

    Toji legit got 2 death sentences.
    One from Gojo and one from himself.

  • @maingrader4434
    @maingrader4434 9 місяців тому +1

    Your honor toji needs to be cased for child neglect at the maximum level

  • @Mooinator3000
    @Mooinator3000 11 місяців тому +1

    I need a part 2 of this with more people like Nobara, Gojo, Kashimo, Shoko etc.. gimme more of the law

  • @Mrdouchbaglolz
    @Mrdouchbaglolz 6 днів тому

    "shut up your honour you weren't even there *does* *the* *griddy* "

  • @planetbirthday6859
    @planetbirthday6859 Рік тому +2

    This ability straight up sounds like a stand 🤣

  • @vladraduandrei5227
    @vladraduandrei5227 Рік тому

    Awesome video hilarious