Donut Operator Reveals Police Secrets & Comedy Is Back ft. Joe Hamric | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 179

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @unsubscribepodcast
    @unsubscribepodcast  Місяць тому +237

    Dungeons & Donuts for everyone asking! ua-cam.com/video/jwJjzoifrec/v-deo.htmlsi=91jOMhmRd02tG3-p

    • @jitk1
      @jitk1 Місяць тому +21

      Don’t let him delete it

    • @paintwaster1
      @paintwaster1 Місяць тому +15

      I thought it was a good video with lots of potential as a series.

    • @BlazingGolem87
      @BlazingGolem87 Місяць тому +5

      that was a funny video -20,000 aside

    • @PermanentlyTemporary
      @PermanentlyTemporary Місяць тому +2

      Wait until Brandon finds out that dishwashers can catch on fire.
      Also might not be the worst thing in the world to include links to the appropriate channel(s) in the description, which I think normally happens.
      Donut left out that Bob Bolbebb was a bebisterbd beb bobbender

    • @dragonettiification
      @dragonettiification Місяць тому +2

      I can't wait to not watch it so the view count stays low

  • @joehamriccomedy
    @joehamriccomedy Місяць тому +176

    Had a great time boys thanks for having me!

    • @BobLongmyer
      @BobLongmyer Місяць тому

      You are a jewel in a world of coal

    • @deadwaterblacksmithing
      @deadwaterblacksmithing Місяць тому

      You absolutely gave these fatshits a serious abdominal workout from all that laughing. Best episode Ive seen yet. Congrats Joe, also tell Eli "Bumblebee tuna".... All potatoes and no meat... I guess it tracks... Also, expand to Asian Dicks, like childrens dicks, only smaller. Because, you know, in Japan and China they are all about saving space so it could be a tiny store. I want like 3% for the idea...

    • @jethro_bardot
      @jethro_bardot Місяць тому +13

      This was one of the funniest episodes I've seen. I can't count how many times I had to rewind to hear those one-liners again.

    • @MrSplic3r
      @MrSplic3r Місяць тому +6

      Thanks for the laughs, man.

    • @CrowBarActual
      @CrowBarActual 28 днів тому +5

      I had to go wipe check twice...

  • @Ronarfoot
    @Ronarfoot Місяць тому +1205

    "Did you serve in the military?"
    "I did not"
    "He's a veteran"

    • @joshjohnson2600
      @joshjohnson2600 Місяць тому +43

      Why didn't you attribute this quote to Brigadier General Brandon Herrera? It was almost a perfect comment!

    • @chrisquiett1776
      @chrisquiett1776 Місяць тому +25

      @@joshjohnson2600 because two time metal honor recipient Herrera has a lot of accolades. *double salute

    • @texasranger24
      @texasranger24 Місяць тому +13

      he is the messiah.
      i am not the messiah.
      HE IS THE MESSIAH!

    • @varuug
      @varuug Місяць тому +1

      @@texasranger24 He is a very naughty boy.

    • @michaelmiller6050
      @michaelmiller6050 Місяць тому +3

      ​@chrisquiett1776 left and right handed salute to the navy seal green beret triple medal of honor recipient Brandon Herrera

  • @texasranger24
    @texasranger24 Місяць тому +836

    Absolutely unhinged. And chubby electron man wasn't even there.

    • @Eluderatnight
      @Eluderatnight Місяць тому +53

      Just say communism is a good idea and poof...

    • @0NiKiSUxNuLL838
      @0NiKiSUxNuLL838 Місяць тому +15

      ​​@@Eluderatnighthow do you say that i dont evenknow how to type that

    • @chrisquiett1776
      @chrisquiett1776 Місяць тому +6

      I know.. how dare he not be here lol

    • @chrisquiett1776
      @chrisquiett1776 Місяць тому +7

      @@0NiKiSUxNuLL838careful! He will be walking around randomly on a tirade of why it never works. Nick can't help himself 🥺

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@chrisquiett1776 getting him on a communist hating tirade is too easy 😂

  • @nvrnlumby3
    @nvrnlumby3 Місяць тому +216

    This episode is heavy “drinking in the garage saying off the wall shit with your buddies dad” energy and I’m so fucking here for it.

  • @default5900
    @default5900 Місяць тому +211

    I don't know what's crazier. The stuff Joe is saying or the fact that Cody is saying anything.

    • @DonutOperator
      @DonutOperator Місяць тому +68

      Hey now

    • @Alexandervo5
      @Alexandervo5 Місяць тому +21

      @@DonutOperator Watched your dungeons & donuts video, and i absolutely loved the way you had fun with your friends. It felt kind of like a "the gang does" beta version. I understand that it didn't perform the way you were looking & that's demoralizing, but i'm hoping that my recognition of the effort you put in helps at least a bit :)

    • @CORNERSUNDERATTACK
      @CORNERSUNDERATTACK Місяць тому +7

      @@DonutOperator you're an allstar

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@CORNERSUNDERATTACK Get your game on.

    • @wilholloway2924
      @wilholloway2924 Місяць тому

      ​@@davecrupel2817 Go Play

  • @stevenmiller7043
    @stevenmiller7043 Місяць тому +121

    I wanna take a minute and just appreciate Cody, who was fighting so hard to keep it together over there. Fighting for his life. So brave, much hero.

  • @drewsmith499
    @drewsmith499 Місяць тому +999

    Yes. Yes. Yes. These intros just keep getting harder by zach bryan

    • @GoofyHK416
      @GoofyHK416 Місяць тому +12

      Genius

    • @ollielouden7837
      @ollielouden7837 Місяць тому +6

      😂 perfect comment

    • @Boxman07
      @Boxman07 Місяць тому

      They keep cumming at me by Zach Bryan

    • @Boxman07
      @Boxman07 Місяць тому +6

      They keep on coming just getting hotter by Zach Bryan

    • @trayvondcrawford8186
      @trayvondcrawford8186 Місяць тому +2

      Noice 😎 👌 🤣🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @s.oflannery7029
    @s.oflannery7029 Місяць тому +374

    WE NEED “The Sons Of Unsubscribe” Podcast

    • @pacman4089
      @pacman4089 Місяць тому +41

      Just ten minutes of John being integrated about Roblox

    • @danielpeterson6758
      @danielpeterson6758 Місяць тому +9

      Yo yes I would watch the shit out that

    • @Y2KNW
      @Y2KNW Місяць тому +26

      "Today on 'Sons of Unsub' we're introducing the kids to Satisfactory!"
      (two hours later there's a heated argument over trains)

    • @cinnamontoast34
      @cinnamontoast34 Місяць тому +16

      @@Y2KNW "WHY DID YOU NOT ORGANIZE THE CONVEYERS?!"

    • @armyboy1498
      @armyboy1498 Місяць тому +35

      So John, Ryden, cutter, and wendigoon

  • @CutthroatCuthbert
    @CutthroatCuthbert Місяць тому +40

    I knew I was saving this episode for a reason. My Grandma died this morning. I felt so included when asked if anyone had any dead grandparents. I laughed so hard I thought I might join her. Love you guys and love this podcast 😂

    • @ashtondavis6826
      @ashtondavis6826 Місяць тому +4

      I know im a little late, but im sorry for your loss, hope you are doing well, keep yiur head held high man.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 12 днів тому

      I feel like an asshole for laughing at this.
      But I lost my grandmother a number of years ago, and still shed a tear to about her to this day.
      It gets a little easier as time goes on. But you never stop missing her.
      May Fate fill your deck with nothing but good cards, friend. ❤

  • @garyarb52001
    @garyarb52001 Місяць тому +42

    Eli’s rants are shorter than the bus we all used to take to school.

  • @julieflick5636
    @julieflick5636 Місяць тому +207

    😂 I'm one of the few women who watch the show(47f). My daughter watches also (27f) she told me watching the show reminds her of when her dad and I hung out with friends playing cards or games, talking shit and lots of laughs. It helps that we both enjoy dark humor

    • @troyhuss9525
      @troyhuss9525 Місяць тому +3

      Powers First

    • @TheBethMayo
      @TheBethMayo Місяць тому +7

      I so agree (54F), fond memories

    • @caitlinthomas9868
      @caitlinthomas9868 Місяць тому +9

      I'm right there with y'all! As a woman who grew around military/first responder then worked with military and first responder their humor is exactly what I need 😂

    • @howlynnmartin1356
      @howlynnmartin1356 Місяць тому +5

      You are not alone...😂😂😂 they have no idea, do they!😮😂😂😂😂

    • @centsless3787
      @centsless3787 Місяць тому +3

      60, female and quitely insane! Cheers my cohorts!

  • @robwoodring9437
    @robwoodring9437 Місяць тому +509

    Hamric: "I'm a lapsed catholic."
    Me: "Be thankful you're not a *prolapsed* catholic."

    • @Y2KNW
      @Y2KNW Місяць тому +19

      something something the holy spirit moved in you and I can't finish that joke and still consider myself a good person.

    • @TheMilkmaidFarm
      @TheMilkmaidFarm Місяць тому +1

      @@Y2KNW😂

    • @jarrethdragon1399
      @jarrethdragon1399 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@Y2KNW I don't know if there was supposed to be more to the joke but it was still funny asf 😂

    • @nevtheskid4579
      @nevtheskid4579 Місяць тому +10

      @@Y2KNW I'd say "Jesus Christ" but since he's the "bridegroom of the church" the priest would just ask him to join

    • @donaldduck476
      @donaldduck476 Місяць тому +1

      I was…💀

  • @blackdiamond9636
    @blackdiamond9636 Місяць тому +277

    For the record. I fukin loved dungeons and donuts. That was an awesome idea

    • @DonutOperator
      @DonutOperator Місяць тому +41

      Thanks dude

    • @blackdiamond9636
      @blackdiamond9636 Місяць тому +13

      @@DonutOperator *core memory moment*. Never stop being creative brother

    • @OOOGrey_Bush
      @OOOGrey_Bush Місяць тому +5

      I've been waiting for him to do it again. It was great!

    • @ethandavis1472
      @ethandavis1472 Місяць тому +1

      Same

    • @brandonhoppe5141
      @brandonhoppe5141 Місяць тому

      @@DonutOperator i thought that was an awesome episode

  • @sawyerawr5783
    @sawyerawr5783 Місяць тому +44

    The Cody segment about the murders had me rolling: like, my brother in Christ, I've literally watched the 20/20/Dateline/whatever specials on this case. But the unecessary censoring was hilarious all the same!

    • @Aphrosamurai69
      @Aphrosamurai69 Місяць тому +2

      My husband and I had tears we were laughing so hard!! 😂😂😂

    • @javierperez7550
      @javierperez7550 4 дні тому

      It's crazy that he was a cop here cause he definitely could have delt with my dumb ass as a teenager

  • @brendanquinn5656
    @brendanquinn5656 Місяць тому +26

    this was the funniest episode ever.. Joe should be a honorary co host, Bring him back for more!!!!

  • @huntsomethin1529
    @huntsomethin1529 Місяць тому +405

    Lets go! Watching this in the hospital while my wife is in labour and delivery!

    • @unsubscribepodcast
      @unsubscribepodcast  Місяць тому +167

      Hope all goes well! 🫡

    • @Rockiestmage
      @Rockiestmage Місяць тому +73

      Maybe the laughter will help pop it out at mach jesus

    • @IAMtsunade
      @IAMtsunade Місяць тому

      is she watching? surely a few guffaws will get that baby born.

    • @dandoo5657
      @dandoo5657 Місяць тому

      I missed a comedic opportunity when my wife was giving birth. I wanted somebody to stand up near the head of her hospital bed, when her feet were in the stirrups, and me squatting between her legs in full catchers gear. Good luck buddy!

    • @trevorlujan2623
      @trevorlujan2623 Місяць тому +6

      Congrats

  • @neonclear8500
    @neonclear8500 Місяць тому +187

    This episode almost killed me. I haven't laughed this hard since Nick booped AngryCops

    • @Spartan_Jackal
      @Spartan_Jackal Місяць тому +6

      I made the mistake of listening to this at the gym and almost dropped weights on my face

    • @nilloc28
      @nilloc28 Місяць тому +5

      @@Spartan_Jackal I was on a ladder all day. I had to stop and hug the ladder a couple times. 😂

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@nilloc28 Yall some reckless mfs 😂 be careful fellas!

    • @fireson123456789
      @fireson123456789 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Spartan_Jackal Same lol. I was working on a 3 phase electrical panel and had to walk away a couple times

    • @hollytrionfi8324
      @hollytrionfi8324 Місяць тому +1

      Wait I haven’t seen that one yet. When did he boop angry cops? 😂

  • @danak8863
    @danak8863 Місяць тому +173

    4:50 "forced valor" is something that I've been doing to friends, mostly at bars, for years. It makes everyone extremely uncomfortable and I find it hilarious. "Oh yeah, Bryan was in Iraq with me. In fact that's where we met..."

    • @outbreakperfected5704
      @outbreakperfected5704 Місяць тому +25

      Does the conversation continue with “He took a bullet for me, left the biggest scar I’ve ever seen”

    • @toxickilljoy9037
      @toxickilljoy9037 Місяць тому

      ​@@outbreakperfected5704 it was remarkably close to his asshole, show him Chet!

    • @TheSpookiestgoose
      @TheSpookiestgoose Місяць тому +12

      My best friend tries to do this shit to me all the time 😂😂😂

    • @CuidightheachODuinn
      @CuidightheachODuinn Місяць тому

      Really took a pounding in my foxhole.

    • @Natemire
      @Natemire Місяць тому +5

      "We met one day in Ramadi. I was clearing rooms in an s-vest making house, and he was hiding in a stair well. When i saw him we tried to shoot each other, but wouldnt you know it, both our guns jammed at the same time. Well we couldn't help but laugh and we've been best bros ever since.

  • @benjaminmichael5719
    @benjaminmichael5719 Місяць тому +13

    Dude, that "it's Enrico Palazzo" moment is a core memory for my brother and I.
    I'm a decade older than my brother and I first introduced him to ZAZ movies with "Top Secret" when he was in middle school. He sought out the "Naked Gun" movies on his own and died laughing at that part of the movie.
    He reminded me of that part years later and we've since shouted that out in random family gatherings and social situations. My brother and I would have a giggle fit, but the room is confused. It doesn't matter though, because we love that gag in the movie.

  • @davidfull6649
    @davidfull6649 Місяць тому +18

    I’m 41 I fuggin love y’all started off watching Demo when he did the quad hawk, been following Brandon for quite a while. Donut didn’t find out bout you to later on or Eli but have since become big fans of both. Y’all keep em coming man my eyes are watery and my stomach hurts by the end of most episodes. Jody I still think was the best question ever lol.

  • @g3arjammer837
    @g3arjammer837 Місяць тому +1004

    1.08 million in Upstate SC without power right now myself included. Trees down every .10 to .25 of a mile. It will not stop me from watching unsub.

    • @Rockiestmage
      @Rockiestmage Місяць тому +15

      This was me two weeks ago here in louisiana

    • @johnnyshell2839
      @johnnyshell2839 Місяць тому +23

      Damn bro. Hope it gets back up soon. We didn't get much here at the coast.

    • @g3arjammer837
      @g3arjammer837 Місяць тому

      @@johnnyshell2839appreciate it

    • @deaconvelos8352
      @deaconvelos8352 Місяць тому +42

      I knew it was gonna be a bad storm when I saw that the Waffle house closed up

    • @g3arjammer837
      @g3arjammer837 Місяць тому +5

      @@deaconvelos8352 100%

  • @johnathenhammonds3803
    @johnathenhammonds3803 Місяць тому +204

    Love you boys came from Pepperbox to leave a comment for the algorithm.

  • @andrewn981
    @andrewn981 Місяць тому +95

    I’m so happy this podcast just dropped. I’m laid up in the hospital and really needed some good laughs. Thanks guys

    • @gamsssreal
      @gamsssreal Місяць тому +5

      Hope you get well soon!

    • @keymaster8176
      @keymaster8176 Місяць тому +4

      Being sick sucks….stay away from ICU …..hopefully you have a full recovery.

    • @brohansolo4122
      @brohansolo4122 Місяць тому +4

      Hang in there brother. Get well soon 🫡🙏

    • @unsubscribepodcast
      @unsubscribepodcast  Місяць тому +21

      Hope you’re doing ok!

    • @Daves_Not_Here_Man_76
      @Daves_Not_Here_Man_76 Місяць тому +6

      You did the Zyn Skin thing didn't you?

  • @inhumanfilth681
    @inhumanfilth681 Місяць тому +12

    This is like watching me and my friends hang out. I honestly feel bad for my kids teachers when he goes to school. Hes 4 and already understands "to be fair" and "you're not made of glass"
    His first compound word was "see you next tuesday Lady of the night" full R rated version accidentally my fault. But still proud.

  • @brycemckenzie6424
    @brycemckenzie6424 Місяць тому +5

    I’ve never seen Brandon break so many times and that hard. I loved this! Thanks for the episode guys!

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 Місяць тому +49

    Going from the circumcision joke to the Eli manscaping ad... beautiful.

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 Місяць тому +85

    Anyone just starting this one: you're in for a treat. Funniest one to date

  • @HumbleDirtMerchant
    @HumbleDirtMerchant Місяць тому +92

    Oh jeez. Imagine this dude on with AC. That would be apocalyptic.

    • @IAMtsunade
      @IAMtsunade Місяць тому +13

      oh no. no. don't. that would be catastrophic. can you imagine all the dudes walking around knife handing dark dad jokes ... like the zombie apocalypse we need.

    • @TheQueerLeaf
      @TheQueerLeaf Місяць тому

      Yes please

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Місяць тому +2

      That would VERY quickly turn into a contest of who can make the best dark humor jokes, and I would love to see it. The amount of quick witted jokes that will be flying around would require me to be on a ventilator since I wouldn't be able to breathe afterwards.

  • @katttmandoo
    @katttmandoo Місяць тому +3

    I am a woman and I VERY MUCH LOVE THIS PODCAST! I got my husband who was in the navy watching too!!! Much love from West Virginia!!!

  • @LSGaming42066
    @LSGaming42066 Місяць тому +10

    Joe Hamric and angry cops on the same podcast pls that would be amazing

  • @platonicrhino6842
    @platonicrhino6842 Місяць тому +127

    Weirdest pickup line ever, "claim your forezyn "

  • @SirSwolls
    @SirSwolls Місяць тому +21

    I think unsub’s greatest strength is their approach to guests they have on show. You guys treat them with such kindness and really set them up for success. Under the surface it shows such apreciation and love for the people that come all the way out to be on with you guys

  • @6catsinacoat
    @6catsinacoat Місяць тому +36

    King Trout's just out here sounding with a Marlboro

  • @SuzA8110
    @SuzA8110 Місяць тому +2

    Female senior citizen here... Just dropped by and stayed the whole time! You guys were hilarious. Thanks for all the laughs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimkimura117
    @kimkimura117 20 днів тому +1

    I’m part of the 4% and I love these videos!!! I think I’ve seen them all, if not the majority. 🎉🎉

  • @b_i_r_d8840
    @b_i_r_d8840 Місяць тому +115

    Return of the forbidden potato chip

    • @thedude7726
      @thedude7726 Місяць тому

      So last week I had popped.a 6mg and was at a BBQ. I had about 6 or 7 beers in me and I started eating a piece of chicken. And I'm thinking man this chicken is very spearminty....
      Needless to say I chewed up and ate a brand new 6mg. Had a rough night

  • @KateKosmo
    @KateKosmo Місяць тому +219

    Welp I guess I'm 1 of that 4% of women that watches yall.

    • @drea_d
      @drea_d Місяць тому +19

      Me too girl. 😊

    • @KateKosmo
      @KateKosmo Місяць тому +23

      @@drea_d me & my friends watch it together on discord, so the YT algorithm isn't even counting me...whoops.

    • @runs.with.puns5550
      @runs.with.puns5550 Місяць тому +9

      me too!

    • @SevenFrom1
      @SevenFrom1 Місяць тому +21

      Holy shit! They do exist😂

    • @karydoughty3206
      @karydoughty3206 Місяць тому +10

      Yep same

  • @patrickevans9604
    @patrickevans9604 Місяць тому +10

    I think the deadpan delivery from joe is what really killed the guys most lol. They're all in stitches and he's just straight faced and still going. This is awesome

    • @IAMtsunade
      @IAMtsunade Місяць тому

      idk... i think Gottfried or Gutfeld could deliver as well... would love it if it was Gottfried.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Місяць тому

      Just something about how serious & casual he brings it home. 😂

  • @RamblingsByCorey
    @RamblingsByCorey Місяць тому +1

    I have never seen a guest leave yall this speechless. It is incredible

  • @misomossi
    @misomossi Місяць тому +1

    I'm a woman (38), & ya'll are one of my favorite podcasts.

  • @CanuckWolfman
    @CanuckWolfman Місяць тому +11

    I never consciously thought about it, but Eli really *does* have the best laugh.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 Місяць тому +13

    42:17
    "Why does this confession box have a hole in it?"
    PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFF 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stopbreathereset958
    @stopbreathereset958 Місяць тому +20

    Whatever you are paying Sho isn’t enough. Girl needs a bonus for that line! I’m surprised this is on time this morning. 😮 I thought this would have been in UA-cam purgatory for a minute. Did Ayden’s nose stop bleeding?

  • @russby3554
    @russby3554 Місяць тому

    Started my day watching this because I was down. Ended my day watching this because I wanted to spend the biggest day of my life with the best friend group I've never been apart of. Thanks for being there in the worst of times and the best!

  • @Hoparistic
    @Hoparistic Місяць тому +4

    4:46 i always get asked if i get a military discount due to my manners, i always respond "no ma'am, i was just beat as a child"

  • @intosound913
    @intosound913 Місяць тому +55

    i just got pepperbox, so much better! UA-cam keeps adding more commercials and making the skip button smaller and smaller 😅

    • @ryantannar5301
      @ryantannar5301 Місяць тому

      definitely not saying do this instead of pepperbox, but adblockers still work fine and the FBI actually advises that everyone use one on every website

    • @idgn
      @idgn Місяць тому +1

      Bro they switched up the ad system for like the 50th time.

    • @idgn
      @idgn Місяць тому +2

      In 2 weeks

    • @ryantannar5301
      @ryantannar5301 Місяць тому

      @@idgn they're bad at it, I haven't seen a youtube ad in several years.

    • @brandonhope4887
      @brandonhope4887 Місяць тому +1

      Pepperbox is a million times better than UA-cam

  • @eatonknass247
    @eatonknass247 Місяць тому +140

    Coming soon to Urban Dictionary, The Zyn Skin
    Edit: speaking of Lindsey Graham, everyone should definitely not search the words "Lindesy Graham's Ladybugs"

  • @wittsullivan8130
    @wittsullivan8130 Місяць тому +2

    One of my co-workers talked about when he was stationed in Germany. One of the guys in their tent fell asleep on firewatch. A blizzard came up, the fire in their stove went out and the wind whipped the sides of the tent so hard, they became untied. The guy didn't wake up his relief. All the guys were in mummy sleeping bags with the face holes closed. He said he undid his facehole and snow fell on his face. Everything in the tent was under a foot of snow.

  • @PettyKreuger
    @PettyKreuger Місяць тому

    Laughter is contagious. And the VERY best part of this podcast is hearing Eli’s giggles in the background as everyone talks 😂. I love it. It makes me giggle the same as I hear it over and over

  • @Wehunka1
    @Wehunka1 Місяць тому +14

    Here from Pepperbox to add a view and a like. Still thinking about the Buperbike Burders

    • @Sebastian001
      @Sebastian001 Місяць тому

      Same here hahaha, also I found the case with just the little info from Pepperbox

  • @Spolo921
    @Spolo921 Місяць тому +5

    The best summary of this ep, is just "flashbang out" 🤣

  • @GantaiGames
    @GantaiGames Місяць тому +4

    That’s definitely one of the best openers I’ve heard in a while

  • @justinmanson5055
    @justinmanson5055 Місяць тому +4

    Joe says “we were thinking about doing this to catch a predator thing” and you could see Brandon preparing to choke on that drink 😂

  • @garbagemanstacking
    @garbagemanstacking Місяць тому

    I just had to let y'all know how much I appreciate y'all's content. I'm going through one of the worst if not the worst years of my life right now and today is actually the two year anniversary of my dad passing away and I'm having a very difficult time dealing with it. But thanks to your content I just had a 2-hour escape from sadness and negative thoughts. I just want to let you guys know how much of an impact you guys make in your viewers lives. Thank you so much, bless you and y'all's families

  • @geoffshaw2775
    @geoffshaw2775 Місяць тому +22

    Joe wasn't actually invited. He showed up cause Connor did indeed send a pair of his underpants. There by giving him the Ubsub house address.
    This is Connors fault. And I thank him for this

  • @kanelanham3251
    @kanelanham3251 Місяць тому +41

    It's is me or do we all know what color donuts wizard robe is lol

    • @NickTaylorRickPowers
      @NickTaylorRickPowers Місяць тому +10

      Looks like this when he wears it 👻

    • @ul.biggit217
      @ul.biggit217 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@NickTaylorRickPowerswho knows. He could also be a grand wizard for all we know

    • @RelytKade66
      @RelytKade66 Місяць тому +2

      He wears the red one. LoL

    • @megancrager4397
      @megancrager4397 Місяць тому

      Wasn't it blue and they called him the Red Wizard? 😅

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Місяць тому

      For some reason one of his weapons was a cross. Really weird for a wizard to have that and not a cleric, but I don't make the rules.

  • @tacticaltarzan7278
    @tacticaltarzan7278 Місяць тому +7

    “This is drip bro” “yeah, post nasal drip-“ 💀

  • @chrisdetrin7359
    @chrisdetrin7359 15 днів тому +1

    this might be the best podcast you all ever did.

  • @Guardias
    @Guardias Місяць тому +4

    The tension as they wait for jokes to hit is cracking them up as much as the jokes themselves.

  • @Wicked061
    @Wicked061 Місяць тому +6

    This might have been the most funniest and unhinged ep ever. For multiple times I was laughing so hard i was crying 😂

  • @dedrxbbit7549
    @dedrxbbit7549 Місяць тому +10

    49:30 have the cereal company Trix sponsor it so you can have the slogan “silly rabbit, Dick’s are for kids!” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @outlaw615
      @outlaw615 Місяць тому +1

      Oh god that's so bad😂💀

    • @swint2002
      @swint2002 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @busbey61
    @busbey61 Місяць тому +4

    This one is hilarious! I am 51 mins into this, and YT ads have popped up at least 10 times and right after the jokes about the kids sports store, the deli, etc. if it was like OMG they just said that, a YT ad popped up.

  • @thewicksj
    @thewicksj Місяць тому

    By far the most laughs in a video. Please keep Joe coming on. Him and AC would be great!!!!

  • @SubnormalSwine
    @SubnormalSwine Місяць тому +2

    Codys face went dark red talking about dungeons and donuts... lets make it go viral 😂

  • @RockN-Rudy
    @RockN-Rudy Місяць тому +7

    Uncle Roger ad coming on during the asian talk was just gold. thanks algorithm

  • @OmegaMTG
    @OmegaMTG Місяць тому +5

    1:22:50 Joe - "Brandon, name someone we haven't made fun of". Implied "We'll get to them next week. Thanks for the material."

  • @plotholedetective4166
    @plotholedetective4166 Місяць тому +9

    I walk around Houston dressed as a wizard all the time lol... I don't give out money though I'm a poor wizard

    • @grimsyx6225
      @grimsyx6225 Місяць тому

      I hear if you go to section 8 housing dressed as a wizard theres people who will pay you to not cast spells on them

  • @tankgunner37
    @tankgunner37 Місяць тому +2

    Just got back from a crappy day at work, turned on the new episode, laughed almost immediately. Thank you to everyone that makes Unsub:)

  • @s3ndit908
    @s3ndit908 17 днів тому +1

    Deadpan face plus telling jokes = classic gold 😂😂😂

  • @kellyevans3254
    @kellyevans3254 Місяць тому +33

    I think the gang should try to get Jordan Peterson on the podcast. I think it would be hilarious.

    • @IAMtsunade
      @IAMtsunade Місяць тому +3

      omg yes please! can you imagine?

    • @johnb.6468
      @johnb.6468 Місяць тому

      Juden peterstein?

    • @billygammage7798
      @billygammage7798 Місяць тому

      He would just be trying to fix them and praying the whole time

    • @kellyevans3254
      @kellyevans3254 Місяць тому +5

      @@billygammage7798 he would probably be trying to fix them, but he doesn’t pray in public😆. I just want to see how Dr Peterson reacts to the unsub madness.

    • @billygammage7798
      @billygammage7798 Місяць тому

      @@kellyevans3254 he'd pray for eli

  • @pollo-016
    @pollo-016 Місяць тому +21

    Can we get @BarrrNone on the podcast. Dude is super funny and just as unhinged as y’all

    • @johnathon007
      @johnathon007 Місяць тому +2

      The internet might implode. I'm in.

    • @Wolfeygames
      @Wolfeygames Місяць тому +2

      It could definitely happen. You can spot him in the background of one of the episodes so we know for sure they already hang out

    • @pollo-016
      @pollo-016 Місяць тому +1

      @@Wolfeygames do you remember what ep it was??

    • @Wolfeygames
      @Wolfeygames Місяць тому +1

      @@pollo-016 I'm pretty sure it was the vegas episode: 144, I think, somewhere around that time frame, at least.
      I had this conversation in the comments back when it happened, so I know he for sure has been around, just not on as a guest.

    • @stopbreathereset958
      @stopbreathereset958 Місяць тому

      @@pollo-016 #129 It was the first episode without Baddie. It was at Twitchcon with Your Narrator, Nikko, and Soup. The episode was in a hotel room and there was a bunch of people hanging out on the bed watching. Jake was one of them.

  • @Teknodruid
    @Teknodruid Місяць тому

    Absolutely one of the best episodes ever... Excellent... Bravo...

  • @BJJUSAF
    @BJJUSAF Місяць тому +3

    They are just gonna glacé over Brandon’s getting his “hunny bone” speed bagged….?😂

  • @YourFriendTev
    @YourFriendTev Місяць тому +11

    New episode! LESSSS GOOOO 🎉🎉🎉

  • @williamkilgore1520
    @williamkilgore1520 Місяць тому +9

    I believe the gang has found their own Zach Galifianakis!

  • @IAMtsunade
    @IAMtsunade Місяць тому +7

    ............. why
    ................why is Eli's commercial RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of THAT?
    🤨

  • @RellaRen
    @RellaRen Місяць тому

    Proud to be one of the few women that watch this podcast. You all make the start of my week (I listen on Monday while I'm at work) much more enjoyable!!!

  • @katieellenburg3394
    @katieellenburg3394 Місяць тому +2

    I'm one of the 4%, my husband and I watch together because you guys are freaking funny.

  • @cmkohake
    @cmkohake Місяць тому +9

    When he goes my dish washer blew up, I was waiting for him to be like yeah, there was blood everywhere. In hindsight the Middle East mail order bride probably wasn’t the best idea.

  • @_0_0___
    @_0_0___ Місяць тому +8

    3:34 yeah I have. It's the reason why I have super powers

  • @dinkydotzero
    @dinkydotzero Місяць тому +9

    Brandon is slowly turning into Ricky from trailer park boys

  • @MLCrisis1790
    @MLCrisis1790 Місяць тому +1

    I'm legit proud of Cody for getting that story out against all odds.

  • @thatfunkygrape1262
    @thatfunkygrape1262 Місяць тому +2

    I know it’s probably a lot to ask but could you do a charity event for the hurricane victims? Or donate something from your shows you’ll be doing in the southeast?? I no longer live on that side of the country but every single family member or friend has been effected and there is nothing I can do, just wait and see😊 thank you regardless, bring us endless love and laughter is a blessing in itself ❤

  • @the_night_vision_FBI969_gaming
    @the_night_vision_FBI969_gaming Місяць тому +5

    bro dying of laughter of the chicken nuggets

  • @justsomeromanwithinternetacces
    @justsomeromanwithinternetacces Місяць тому +26

    Where's Obese Electricity Man?

    • @nathanwilson4814
      @nathanwilson4814 Місяць тому

      😂

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. Місяць тому +4

      The jiggly zap man

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis Місяць тому +1

      Home, in Iowa, coming up with dope videos that learns ya while entertainin', of course! 😅

    • @Kma99107
      @Kma99107 Місяць тому +2

      Chubby electro dude

    • @scottstout7595
      @scottstout7595 Місяць тому +1

      Fighting the commies

  • @pskarnaq73
    @pskarnaq73 Місяць тому +6

    Get Dadbod Veteran! Would be lit!

  • @apyle90
    @apyle90 Місяць тому

    I had this going while at work and had to finish it at home. I was laughing way to hard to get anything done.... Thanks for that!

  • @wethepeople4762
    @wethepeople4762 Місяць тому +2

    I’m 61 minutes in and I’m in fucking tears. I love this guest 😂

  • @DeltaArcAngelTTV
    @DeltaArcAngelTTV Місяць тому +2

    there needs to be an audience camera for reactions to stuff like this episode.

  • @BigElk-h5q
    @BigElk-h5q Місяць тому +4

    0:03 donut came out swinging

  • @TtheK
    @TtheK Місяць тому +10

    My steam account is even older LMFAO! I was in the closed beta but I seem to remember they only let you install it "officially" for Half-Life 2?
    So 18-20yo steam accounts are the oldest possible consumer accounts.

    • @rossh2386
      @rossh2386 Місяць тому +2

      Is it named after your dead girlfriend?

    • @kermitthefrog2578
      @kermitthefrog2578 Місяць тому

      ​@@rossh2386 how do you know¿ 👀 It was supposed to be a secret

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Місяць тому

      Sup old timer! 😂
      Thats damn impressive.
      How big is your library?

  • @brianc8916
    @brianc8916 Місяць тому +2

    Donut is correct about Todd Kohlhepp falsely confessing to the Superbike murders so he wouldn't get the death penalty. Pat Brown, who actually worked on the case, points out the inconsistencies with Todd's confession but the best evidence, to me, she points out is the 911 call from the guy who "found" the bodies. He claims that everyone is dead, he specifically mentions the mechanic is dead, then asked who all he sees and he says only 3 people, that he was afraid to go in the back... where the mechanic's dead body was located. He knew the mechanic was dead before ever seeing his body? Then take in consideration he says he was on his cell phone with his girlfriend when he found the bodies and instead of using his cell phone he had right next to his ear to call 911 he says his girlfriend told him to call from the business because if he went somewhere else to call, incase the killer was still there, they might think he did if he shot them. Just listen to his 911 call, then take into account two of the people he could see dead were supposedly his friends at the time. He thought it was a prank at first...

  • @Geezah1
    @Geezah1 Місяць тому

    I think this is the most I have seen Bonut talk in an Unsubscribe Podcast...thoroughly enjoyed it...

  • @Odd_Redneck
    @Odd_Redneck Місяць тому +5

    Fun fact, red green show is why i became a engineer.

    • @Impuritan22
      @Impuritan22 Місяць тому

      user name checks out. If women can't find you handsome at least they should find you handy

    • @Odd_Redneck
      @Odd_Redneck Місяць тому

      @@Impuritan22 what are these "women" you talk about? all i get around me are dudes cause i carry a tool 256 kit, 2 jack stands, a 2 ton steel body floor jack, big ugly knee mat, a beat up tool cart, and a couple of drain pans? maybe cause i have a shop with no running water or power? nope its the kei truck. 🤣 i have been without a maiden for 15 years

  • @markiobst7068
    @markiobst7068 Місяць тому +5

    You're invisible but you have to wear white sheets

  • @metalcleric2567
    @metalcleric2567 Місяць тому +12

    My dad at every Chinese restaurant would rub the little buddha statue and say thanks for da foodah. And I walked walked to a fat Asian man rubbed his belly and went Buddha thanks for da foodah I was scooped up and my dad ran out of the place

  • @coldmoonlight6361
    @coldmoonlight6361 Місяць тому

    Just talked to a guy with an Unsub hat in The Dalles, Oregon.
    May your influence spread far and wide 👍

  • @sjones17
    @sjones17 Місяць тому

    My husband and I watch yall together most of the time

  • @reggienotorious6824
    @reggienotorious6824 Місяць тому +6

    1:54:44 you know the drill unsub when they walk on stage no body make a move or sound just stare