Fat 5: The Purple Heart ft. Angry Cops & The Fat Electrician | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 181

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  • @AngryCops
    @AngryCops 2 місяці тому +6759

    I would be honored to have this voted the most awkward episode ever.

    • @DamnThatsFunny308
      @DamnThatsFunny308 2 місяці тому +2

      Rich I believe that’s election meddling

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 місяці тому +66

      🫡🫡

    • @j0sh707
      @j0sh707 2 місяці тому +86

      You should have saved this for a live show!

    • @AMHlocal
      @AMHlocal 2 місяці тому +24

      🫡🫡

    • @MrDrew1
      @MrDrew1 2 місяці тому +103

      I just want to give my heartfelt thanks to Brandon for his service to this country and seeing him receive the purpleliest of purple hearts.

  • @Wilboy77
    @Wilboy77 2 місяці тому +1645

    Trout Cam is the best addition yet. Seeing Trout literally fucking die like the rest of us is pure vibes boys.

    • @jonathanpaxton7791
      @jonathanpaxton7791 2 місяці тому +48

      Yes! I'm loving Trout cam. I've always wanted him to be more involved and this is like the best way

    • @SupremeCommanderGray
      @SupremeCommanderGray 2 місяці тому +37

      This was my first time seeing the “audience” area and I was expecting a dark drab area with studio audience type chairs not a living room setup that actually looks comfortable

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 2 місяці тому +5

      Amen, best addition to the podcast ever! Of all time.

    • @jacoblansman8147
      @jacoblansman8147 2 місяці тому +13

      We need more Live Audience Cam in future episodes

    • @jonyemm
      @jonyemm 2 місяці тому +7

      I'm just really hoping they have a microphone over there as well. I mentioned in previous episodes about putting a microphone over there so we can hear what they say. If it's just a camera it's certainly a step in the right direction

  • @jacobszymczak9323
    @jacobszymczak9323 2 місяці тому +577

    Medal of Honor: $120
    Purple Heart: Paying Postage
    Ruining Veteran Mr Herrera's day: Priceless

    • @globmonkey200716102
      @globmonkey200716102 2 місяці тому +33

      Thats Sargeant Herrera to you

    • @KageRyu1000
      @KageRyu1000 2 місяці тому

      @@globmonkey200716102 Thats Sargeant Machine Gunner Herrera to you!

    • @ryanfish1137
      @ryanfish1137 2 місяці тому

      ​@@globmonkey200716102 no, it's general Herrera.

    • @Ragnarockthedarkwolf
      @Ragnarockthedarkwolf Місяць тому +11

      It’s Master SGT Herrera

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 Місяць тому +11

      Secretary of the Navy Herrera. 😂

  • @Saiyijon
    @Saiyijon 2 місяці тому +3451

    We need a deep fake of Reagan giving a speech and awarding Brandon with his medal of honor.

    • @jacksonglass3447
      @jacksonglass3447 2 місяці тому +256

      Already in progress.

    • @Lam6da98
      @Lam6da98 2 місяці тому +58

      ​@@jacksonglass3447 👀

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 2 місяці тому +85

      The note mentioned that the medal didn't need to be from the US..
      Putin giving him the medal..
      Boris giving him the medal (Pre Putin allways drunk leader)
      Etc...
      Margret Thatcher..

    • @mister1000
      @mister1000 2 місяці тому +33

      I would pay exceptional amounts of money to see this

    • @thedude7726
      @thedude7726 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jacksonglass3447 for the love of God tag me in the video link brother

  • @JamesRoberson-ij1yo
    @JamesRoberson-ij1yo 2 місяці тому +1709

    Brandon: I DIDN’T SERVE!
    Literally every veteran friend he has: YES YOU DID AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT!

    • @z0ro_62
      @z0ro_62 2 місяці тому +100

      Its the trama he doesn't or won't remember the horrors of combat

    • @JamesRoberson-ij1yo
      @JamesRoberson-ij1yo 2 місяці тому

      @@z0ro_62 True even if he can’t remember we will salute to our Wounded friend. 🫡

    • @ritobug483
      @ritobug483 2 місяці тому +109

      He's so humble. He took ramadi alone, and saved Jocko Wilink multiple times. We must honor him with the double salute.

    • @JamesRoberson-ij1yo
      @JamesRoberson-ij1yo 2 місяці тому +30

      Agreed just because our friend doesn’t remember his valiant acts. We do.🫡

    • @kristofevarsson6903
      @kristofevarsson6903 2 місяці тому +58

      Brandon gets honorary Veteran status simply by running against the US Government on the campaign slogan "Y'all dumb".

  • @jffry890
    @jffry890 2 місяці тому +322

    The Purple Heart letter incriminating Brandon as a Russian spy had me absolutely floored.

  • @huntingislife7817
    @huntingislife7817 2 місяці тому +1085

    The IED blast the Brandon survived to earn his purple heart also gave him a Tbi which is why he can’t remember he’s a veteran

    • @Gottaculat
      @Gottaculat 2 місяці тому +39

      Lol, gaslight 'im, boys!

    • @terryjohnson5579
      @terryjohnson5579 2 місяці тому

      Official canon someone update his wikipedia this happened in the middle east of course during Operation Enduring Freedom.

    • @CHZR4500
      @CHZR4500 2 місяці тому +11

      Love it 😂

    • @LostLagrange
      @LostLagrange 2 місяці тому +33

      I love how everyone is just generating his backstory through force and Brandon is Like "No....stahp!!!!."

    • @matthewgallagher8491
      @matthewgallagher8491 2 місяці тому +8

      I've had a few TBIs, I can confirm

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 2 місяці тому +1197

    "Who are we to tell you what to do with your purple heart?"
    Not even five seconds later, "Hold it up while we're talking about it."

  • @steelwolf4259
    @steelwolf4259 2 місяці тому +124

    From ChatGPT “Brandon Herrera received his first Purple Heart medal for injuries sustained during combat while serving as a U.S. Marine. His specific incident involved an explosive device that resulted in wounds, leading to his recognition with the medal.” Must have gotten a TBI and can’t remember his service

  • @AceRangerAlex
    @AceRangerAlex 2 місяці тому +1908

    Giving your purple heart to someone else, purely for the meme, is such a fucking stud move.

    • @WillRosfeld
      @WillRosfeld 2 місяці тому +113

      No reason, no money, no fame. Meme. Just meme🫡

    • @AceRangerAlex
      @AceRangerAlex 2 місяці тому +17

      @@WillRosfeld 🫡

    • @harveyhandbanana
      @harveyhandbanana 2 місяці тому +20

      May he never be discovered. That guy has commitment to the bit that has never been seen and he's really the ultimate troll at this point. He could be from any period in time from any theater in warfare and he knows that clowning on "The Gavin" in your group is the most important tradition that should be upheld at all costs. Thank you for keeping the tradition alive and thank you for your service you fucking maniac💜

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 2 місяці тому +9

      😂 how the hell did he not win his election? We literally memed him into a purple heart 😂😂😂

    • @EthsterPlays
      @EthsterPlays 2 місяці тому

      Shut up fudd

  • @tinytimbo456
    @tinytimbo456 2 місяці тому +745

    When is Brandon getting knighted?

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 2 місяці тому +39

      I'll have a word with Charlie next time we're having a pint down the Prince Arthur. (What? We all know each other over here. It's not a big country.)
      "Good lad that Herrera."
      "Indeed."
      "Doesn't get the recognition he deserves back home."
      "Quite. Quite."
      "You know, honorary knighthoods are a thing that one of us here can dish out. Just a thought."

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 2 місяці тому +5

      Considering how much he appears to have pissed off brits, it's gonna take a while

    • @thelion7210
      @thelion7210 2 місяці тому

      I'm pretty sure Brandon got an OBE in January 2020.

    • @Docwilson91
      @Docwilson91 2 місяці тому +22

      Right after he receives the Legion of Honor from the French

    • @AmaraTheGreat-18
      @AmaraTheGreat-18 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Docwilson91 Oh, we probably wouldn't mind all that much

  • @eliaswreford4523
    @eliaswreford4523 2 місяці тому +47

    As a union carpenter who is best friends with multiple veterans that I regularly hang out with; This is the meanest joke I’ve ever seen. And I approve Brandon’s message. Thank him for his service.

  • @snake316171
    @snake316171 2 місяці тому +789

    My wife was looking at me weirdly wondering why I was standing at attention with a double salute in our kitchen, while I was watching the beginning.... you earned this Brandon.

    • @charlescooper6864
      @charlescooper6864 2 місяці тому +55

      Same here, she walked into the living room, sighed, turned around and walked out.

    • @BigElk-h5q
      @BigElk-h5q 2 місяці тому +24

      I can just imagine my dad standing at a double salute in the kitchen while he’s pouring coffee. And it is the funniest shit.

    • @kamron_thurmond
      @kamron_thurmond 2 місяці тому +35

      His wife: "What are you doing?"
      Him: "I'm honoring a great man."

    • @gonzalogonzalez2585
      @gonzalogonzalez2585 2 місяці тому +17

      My sister saw me in the apartment and just walked over to the kitchen in complete silence.

    • @Urhmmmm
      @Urhmmmm 2 місяці тому +8

      Same here 😂❤❤❤ BRANDON SALUTE 🫡

  • @ArdentPardy
    @ArdentPardy 2 місяці тому +357

    TO THE ABSOLUTE CHAD WHO DONATED HIS PURPLE HEART TO BRANDON-
    Thank you for your service that won you the purple heart, thank you even more for your service in the Great Meme War.

  • @philcaron7625
    @philcaron7625 2 місяці тому +27

    Brandon thank you for your selfless service. You are a true inspiration. My 10 year old son now has your poster hanging over his bed and and has dreams of enlisting just like you did. He memorized all your achievements and deployments. He showed me the footage of you leading the charge into Bin Laden’s hideout, and I’m in awe. Thank you for saving the world.

  • @jay1268
    @jay1268 2 місяці тому +1327

    Brandon, getting a purple heart both times while wearing the same shirt? That shirt is just bad luck for him 😂😂

    • @Guillotine_7
      @Guillotine_7 2 місяці тому +48

      The fact that he is also the fat electrician... While wearing the fat electrician's merch

    • @NotMrDaine
      @NotMrDaine 2 місяці тому +24

      OK, but why did it look like Eli was so ... excited?
      I wasn't looking directly at it, but it was "hard" to miss.

    • @ealtar
      @ealtar 2 місяці тому +10

      well it is the war crime shirt

    • @jay1268
      @jay1268 2 місяці тому +25

      @@NotMrDaine wouldn't you be excited to be that close to such an amazing war hero like Brandon😂

    • @killer147896325
      @killer147896325 2 місяці тому +4

      I didn't even notice this

  • @fruckles
    @fruckles 2 місяці тому +696

    "Just hear a gun go off in the background."
    Everyone else:
    "Now he really is a veteran!"

    • @reelnmanglergilly4856
      @reelnmanglergilly4856 2 місяці тому +23

      19.. 20… 21…. 2 Oh 💩

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 2 місяці тому +2

      😂

    • @thelion7210
      @thelion7210 2 місяці тому

      Damn dude! LMAO! I'm here for the dark but damn! I love it.

    • @OutlawLotus
      @OutlawLotus 2 місяці тому +7

      @@reelnmanglergilly4856 yep that’s it. That’s the one right there. 🤣

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 2 місяці тому +3

      😂 god damn

  • @theonlytnargmatt
    @theonlytnargmatt 2 місяці тому +12

    Imagine being such a penta chad that you look at your medal that you earned from being a hero and going "you, I know just what to do with you for the ultimate giggle", whoever you are congratulations, you just won the art of trolling forever.

  • @justinfarmer7460
    @justinfarmer7460 2 місяці тому +771

    "Enemy Marksmanship Medallion" 😂

    • @patrickevans9604
      @patrickevans9604 2 місяці тому +63

      It's a better name than "I got it for being bad at my job medal" like Eli refers to them as lol.

    • @raminazimi4978
      @raminazimi4978 2 місяці тому +12

      I was looking for this remark!

    • @blaznskais2048
      @blaznskais2048 2 місяці тому +11

      Going forward this is how I will refer to the Purple Heart. 😂 that was great

    • @reelnmanglergilly4856
      @reelnmanglergilly4856 2 місяці тому +12

      I laughed uncontrollably for this

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 2 місяці тому +2

      🤌🏽🤌🏽

  • @karrackhalcyon8826
    @karrackhalcyon8826 2 місяці тому +486

    Turns out the highest honor in the US isn't the medal of honor, it's being awarded honorary veteran status.

    • @thedude7726
      @thedude7726 2 місяці тому +15

      100%🦅🇺🇸

    • @JSCB-365
      @JSCB-365 2 місяці тому +9

      I mean when veterans donate their earned medals to an honorary veteran. Maybe the purple heart shirt..... wear the donated ribbons.

    • @jonyemm
      @jonyemm 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@JSCB-365I may have missed it but I don't think he said the guy "earned" it

  • @adamvasquez9926
    @adamvasquez9926 2 місяці тому +23

    My grandfathers brother Manny Vasquez was a merchant marine, remembers lighting a cigarette on deck watch in the English channel then remembers waking up in a british field hospital after getting torpedoed, fished bodies out the waters in the Philippines, got torpedoed there too that man served from basically the start to the finish of WW2 and only got veteran status 15 years ago.

  • @ryko6063
    @ryko6063 2 місяці тому +483

    I love the new camera angle showing the casting couch

    • @MattDoe420
      @MattDoe420 2 місяці тому +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 with trout layingtge way he was laid back with his hand behind his head

    • @Magavynhigara
      @Magavynhigara 2 місяці тому +8

      The couch is short 2 people.

    • @DadeMurphy1507
      @DadeMurphy1507 2 місяці тому +3

      Lmao

    • @AKStorm49
      @AKStorm49 2 місяці тому +7

      The peanut gallery camera.

    • @Ryumen
      @Ryumen 2 місяці тому +8

      Trout Cam!

  • @fatpatsmith
    @fatpatsmith 2 місяці тому +399

    Next Fat File episode needs to be a full history of the Legendary Brandon Herrera.
    Let the rest of the Unsub gang special guest to share stories of their time spent in service with him

    • @Y2KNW
      @Y2KNW 2 місяці тому +44

      Be an awesome April Fool's video just to see who forgets the joke.

    • @shouldbedrunk
      @shouldbedrunk 2 місяці тому

      Omg this would be a perfect April Fools prank

    • @TheReedCain
      @TheReedCain 2 місяці тому +5

      this would actually be hilarious

    • @DLC88
      @DLC88 2 місяці тому +18

      And it should be called. The AK files

    • @DLC88
      @DLC88 2 місяці тому +15

      The almost gangster Texan politician

  • @maximusaralieous1728
    @maximusaralieous1728 2 місяці тому +27

    I can relate to Brandon. My father is a Marine and I'm very proud of that. I remember wearing a Marine Corp shirt to the gym in my mid 20s and I was asked a number of times if I had been in Corp.
    I've never worn the shirt again... but Brandon should definitely wear the Purple Heart.

    • @AdventureBootes
      @AdventureBootes Місяць тому +1

      Answer - "Dad was" and keep it pushing.
      I have a patriotic calf tattoo of an eagle on a rifle with red/white/blue packed in the background on the outside and "don't tread on me" on the inside.
      People ask me all the time if I served "Nope. I just love my country." and keep it pushing

    • @maximusaralieous1728
      @maximusaralieous1728 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@AdventureBootes There are probably a number of reasons why it affected me the way it did then. It's been over a decade since I wore that shirt and I probably never will.
      Still, your suggestion isn't a bad way to go about it haha.

    • @AdventureBootes
      @AdventureBootes Місяць тому +1

      @maximusaralieous1728 It's how I avoid telling people my story. I didn't earn anything, so my tats aren't branch specific.

  • @NightShadow109
    @NightShadow109 2 місяці тому +257

    “You’re running out of printer ink” got me! As the white guy in a bi-racial marriage, I am 100% stealing that joke

    • @forresttm
      @forresttm 2 місяці тому +1

      I can't find that joke. I heard it and tried to show the mrs and can't find the time stamp. 😂😂

    • @Ryan-ez6mt
      @Ryan-ez6mt 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@forresttm at 55 minutes

    • @Ragnarockthedarkwolf
      @Ragnarockthedarkwolf Місяць тому +5

      It’s reversed for me lol since I’m the Mexican guy to a white country girl 😅😅

  • @anthonydonley3977
    @anthonydonley3977 2 місяці тому +186

    During the live tour, we need a general to give him an honorary rank. “Please welcome, Lt. Col. Brandon Herrara!”

    • @SweatinSixty
      @SweatinSixty 2 місяці тому +7

      Lt Col Alan West live in Tx

    • @CaptainFrost32
      @CaptainFrost32 2 місяці тому +6

      A friend took the name of one of my tabletop roleplay characters and put it on a catalog mailing list, upgraded its rank in retirement to Lt. Col.
      I am trying to prevent foreclosure, but there is a chance that someone in the future will receive a catalog labeled for a Lt. Col. USMC (ret.)
      (The rpg charactet is a retired Gunny Sgt.)

    • @BryeCampbelljr
      @BryeCampbelljr 2 місяці тому +1

      according to the AI i used he is a sergeant

  • @GoGT-R
    @GoGT-R 2 місяці тому +10

    I've met Cody's mom many times. I used to be the FedEx guy in their neighborhood. She was always so nice. She's the one who told me about Donut sauce.

  • @dougmoore6612
    @dougmoore6612 2 місяці тому +218

    Donut with the deadpan zinger! "I'm just glad everyone else was able to talk for two minutes while you were gone." 😂😂😂

  • @prg_astro
    @prg_astro 2 місяці тому +519

    Can't wait to watch another episode with triple purple heart recipient Brandon Herrera

    • @brian_phipps
      @brian_phipps 2 місяці тому +12

      Wait for it….

    • @gamedude412
      @gamedude412 2 місяці тому +32

      Vet of the meme war, Surivior of outpost Ak-50 and Medically discharged after eating the taco bell burrito he left out over night in august

    • @beanpizza48
      @beanpizza48 2 місяці тому +11

      don't forget his medals of honor

    • @Sam590ss
      @Sam590ss 2 місяці тому +10

      That's General Herrera to us.

    • @masjuggalo
      @masjuggalo 2 місяці тому +12

      Kinda want to see if I can find some communist military award and send it to fat electrician to give to Brandon😂

  • @ElijahKarpel
    @ElijahKarpel 2 місяці тому +15

    To combat the haters on Mr. donuts mom, hope your power comes back and you get well soon. Thanks for raising such a great person and we hope you stay safe.

  • @Mumbles19852007
    @Mumbles19852007 2 місяці тому +261

    I didnt know the AKGuy Brandon Herrera is a Navy Seal Ranger who served in Veitnam who single handed took out over 50 taliban nazis and survived a beheading to neutralize the czar of turkministan only to reattatch his own head, retire from military service and run for congress.

    • @usernamealreadytaken9330
      @usernamealreadytaken9330 2 місяці тому +18

      Yeah, the scene from the game Wolfenstein: New Colossus, that B.J. Blazkowicz got beheaded but later came back alive was inspired by Brandon Herrera's heroic action in Turkmenistan.

    • @totenkray
      @totenkray 2 місяці тому +5

      Thank you for your service Brandon.

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@usernamealreadytaken9330Fact is indeed stranger than fiction. 😂

    • @LTCantyInc
      @LTCantyInc 2 місяці тому

      @@usernamealreadytaken9330 I LITERALLY just started playing that game LAST NIGHT for the first time EVER!!! I’m freaking HOOKED!!! Lol 😂

    • @jonathanmarkham3387
      @jonathanmarkham3387 2 місяці тому +2

      All that, and he's only b tier

  • @americaforever2798
    @americaforever2798 2 місяці тому +297

    Brandon Herrera, the voluntold veteran. Thank you for the service we made up for our amusement.

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 2 місяці тому +1

      ♥️♥️

    • @thequeenbeee
      @thequeenbeee 2 місяці тому +14

      the VOLUNTOLD VETERAN 😭😂💀

    • @franceskitching5701
      @franceskitching5701 2 місяці тому +11

      From what I've heard of the Army, the Voluntold bit is what makes it all legit... 😂😂😂

    • @BRUNHILDofficial
      @BRUNHILDofficial 2 місяці тому +4

      We got Voluntold Valor before GTA6. That's fuckin insane 😂
      - Frank -

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 2 місяці тому +4

      Voluntold veteran is the most veteran thing about this😂

  • @charlesbarton1342
    @charlesbarton1342 2 місяці тому +5

    Former Navy I fully support this and have an idea.
    Open each live show with a pinning ceremony of the purple hart. That'd be hilarious.

  • @westonprather3157
    @westonprather3157 2 місяці тому +233

    If y’all do an actual Stolen Valor Tour, you have to stop at _every single_ Walmart and Home Depot in the country and park in their Purple Heart parking space. There are 4,815 Walmarts and 2,015 Home Depot’s. Good luck, gentlemen. Brandon, especially.

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 2 місяці тому +8

      I've never seen a single parking space at any home Depot or Walmart labeled as a purple heart space, some have police spaces or pregnant lady spaces but that's about it besides the pro member area or online pickup area

    • @CT5555_
      @CT5555_ 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@noodlelynoodle.Same

    • @AdventureBootes
      @AdventureBootes Місяць тому +1

      ​@@noodlelynoodle.I assume it's more of like a Texas thing. Minnesota doesn't do that stuff

    • @undeadlegend696
      @undeadlegend696 19 днів тому

      ​@@noodlelynoodle. My high school had a couple, but I haven't seen any in a store

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 18 днів тому

      @undeadlegend696 I was so confused as to what highschool would have enough students who got purple hearts for that in modern times before being like oh yeah teachers are full grown adults lmfao

  • @uurkisme
    @uurkisme 2 місяці тому +80

    The trout cam is fantastic. I can actually hear him now. Every time someone talks from behind I'm like "I wanna seeeeee" and now I can. Thank you. And thank you Brandon for your service.

  • @emmmortem
    @emmmortem 2 місяці тому +24

    Brandon is gonna look like the Marshall Zhukhov meme after this gets out there 😂

  • @Fros1By1e
    @Fros1By1e 2 місяці тому +132

    You guys need to get a "brandon shelf" for the back wall where you can light up that purple heart to show the world his achievements

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 місяці тому +7

      And eventually it becomes the "Brandon Storage Unit." 😂

    • @Chaplain_Asmodai
      @Chaplain_Asmodai 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@thehermitman822 and every couple weeks add a new donated medal to the shelf to see how long it takes for Brandon to notice

  • @MattDoe420
    @MattDoe420 2 місяці тому +197

    CONGRATS TO BRANDON ON HIS PURPLE HEART! 😂😂😂
    I fucking love yall!!!
    And the guy that gave it to Brandon is a legend!!!!
    BEST INTRO EVER!!!

  • @Sabwones
    @Sabwones 2 місяці тому +24

    "You're running out of printer ink" fucking CREASED me holy shit

    • @leojamesclune1730
      @leojamesclune1730 2 місяці тому

      I'm trying to find that! Could you drop the timestamp?

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Місяць тому

      ​@@leojamesclune1730just watch the video! You'll run into it! 😂

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Місяць тому +1

      ​​​@@leojamesclune1730 54:49

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 2 місяці тому +65

    AC is seriously the funniest human being on the planet. Nick is hilarious, as are the other hosts and most of the guests, but Rich has almost zero filter and a NY confrontational personality that just works really, REALLY well with a quick wit.

    • @megancrager4397
      @megancrager4397 2 місяці тому +5

      And genuinely a good human. Not much of a better mix.

  • @spencerthefrostback4369
    @spencerthefrostback4369 2 місяці тому +118

    Brandon's military story should be Nic's April Fool video.

    • @nathangarner3986
      @nathangarner3986 2 місяці тому +2

      YES YES YES!!!

    • @ianramage9777
      @ianramage9777 2 місяці тому +1

      Do it

    • @DadeMurphy1507
      @DadeMurphy1507 2 місяці тому

      @@spencerthefrostback4369 100%

    • @atbgaming8342
      @atbgaming8342 2 місяці тому +8

      It's got to start out like "Today we're going to be talking about two time medal of honor and purple heart recipient Brandon Herrera. The places and names of the circumstances have been changed to protect the nonexistent."

  • @williamrase3471
    @williamrase3471 2 місяці тому +8

    The Original Human is a former British Royal Marine who plays Nic’s military episodes a lot and considers Nic as the best storyteller mentioned on his podcast how he would love Nic to do a story on them.

  • @triggerhappy8082
    @triggerhappy8082 2 місяці тому +83

    The fact they have forced valor on Brandon so much that even ai thinks he's a veteran is hilarious

  • @Magavynhigara
    @Magavynhigara 2 місяці тому +95

    Hey doughnut, fuck those guys hating on your mom. Hope she pulls through along with everyone else over there. Got a grandma over there myself.

  • @zacmaas9699
    @zacmaas9699 2 місяці тому +8

    I'm so glad Brandon finally got his purple heart. He fought so hard for this country and he deserves this. Thank you for your service Brandon.

  • @lawrencetaylor5481
    @lawrencetaylor5481 2 місяці тому +33

    The fact that many veterans and active military feel like Brandon has done so much for the veteran community to make him an honorary veteran speaks volumes to his character. Whether you like it or not Brandon, you are one of them bro.

    • @minmb82
      @minmb82 2 місяці тому +1

      As a IDF vet I approve.

  • @caseyseyerle8859
    @caseyseyerle8859 2 місяці тому +150

    We need to take a second and Salute the 2 time Medal of Honor winner Brandon Herrera. Man saved the whole company by jumping on a grenade. I mean a lot of guys wouldn't have done it. She weighed 230lbs and had 4 kids with 5 baby daddies.

    • @Theshropshireratter
      @Theshropshireratter 2 місяці тому +1

      Speaking of whales did you Scott's harpoon gun video

    • @rextroop1941
      @rextroop1941 2 місяці тому +10

      We can’t forget his Victoria crosses he earned from charging Argentine positions in the Falkland’s with only his Purple Heart and his rifle.

    • @jordan9604
      @jordan9604 2 місяці тому +5

      What about being a civil war survivor? Man went through it all.

  • @Spirmy
    @Spirmy 2 місяці тому +3

    BEST EPISODE EVER!!!! Waking up my wife and 2 year old daughter at 3:41 am from pure, uncontrollable child like laughter.

  • @Guillotine_7
    @Guillotine_7 2 місяці тому +197

    /0\ double salutes for Master Chief Brandon Berrbera

  • @Hotpotate
    @Hotpotate 2 місяці тому +57

    If I ever seen Brandon in public I will absolutely double salute him no matter where he is.

    • @DonutVIP
      @DonutVIP 2 місяці тому +1

      Lmao totally doing this 🤣

  • @Appalachia_Ape
    @Appalachia_Ape 2 місяці тому +3

    7:07 that 2nd subtle "please hold it up while I'm talking about it." Got me so good.

  • @YurtFerguson
    @YurtFerguson 2 місяці тому +28

    Just waiting for someone to walk up at a live show and say "my grandfather would want you to have this" and give him an iron cross 🤣

    • @andrewsmith19
      @andrewsmith19 Місяць тому +1

      Watch someone award him the Order of Lenin

  • @anthonycooke6835
    @anthonycooke6835 2 місяці тому +57

    This is absolutely going to get lost in the comments but i want to say it anyway. When I was 15 or so, my dad and I were having an argument. He said to me "maybe you need a man who isn't me to look up to and admire." I love my dad and I strive to be half the man he is but he was right. And 10 years later, I think I finally found them. Donut, Nic, Brandon, and Eli. And of course, guests like Rich. You guys are incredible. You motivated me to finally get off my ass and follow my dreams and passions. You are men I look up to and admire. Much love from a small Canadian town
    And all y'all behind the camera, thank you for what you do. This wouldn't be what it is without you. Love y'all

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 2 місяці тому +8

    Brandon's discomfort is similar to how I felt when my dear old dad gave me his US Army expert marksman rifle medal.
    He was awarded it in 1969 prior to shipping out to Vietnam.
    As he presented it to me, he said, "You're a better shot than I ever was. You deserve it more than I do."
    Granted, I can consecutively hit a 9" plate at 450 yards with iron sights, but dude, it doesn't feel right.
    I feel your embarrassment, Brandon, I really do.
    Also, my dad is a way better shot than me at close range. He does trick shots where he has me toss a BB up at about 15 feet away, and from the hip, shoots it out of the air with his old 1950s Daisy Red Ryder BB gun. I don't know if he meant it when he gave me the medal, or if he's just being a goof like you guys are to Brandon. He said it deadpan, with a hint of pride in his voice, so I have no idea.
    My dad never got a purple heart, 'cause he was good at his job. During his 1 year tour, he earned the Bronze Star for courage on the battlefield, as well as the US Army Commendation Medal. He had more medals, but those two were the ones he said actually mattered to him. Like everyone got the Vietnam campaign ribbon - the military's participation trophy that everyone got.
    He did not like being in the military. He did not like being shot at every night until Nixon told them to blow up the enemy stockpiles in Cambodia. Still some skirmishes after that, but the first half of his tour he wasn't so sure he'd make it home alive and in one piece. He did not like having to take human life, and said he actually felt bad for most of the Vietnamese people, but that feeling fades fast when they point a rifle at you. He also didn't like the way command ran the war. They would lose a bunch of young American boys taking some piece of shit, non-strategic piece of jungle, declare it "secure," then pack up and leave. Next day, it was under enemy control again. All those boys lives ended for literally nothing, breaking the hearts of their families back home as they are unceremoniously mailed a coffin flag. That Hollywood stuff with the staff car rolling up? Yeah, fantasy for most families. Even my dad's Bronze Star was just a certificate mailed to him after he got back home. No physical medal, no ceremony, no "Thank you for your heroism, soldier, you did your country proud." Nope, nothing.
    So growing up, my dad just taught us the government doesn't value life, and they are not your friend. They will start a war with some country you've never heard of before, and tell you it's worth dying for. They will get naive kids killed before they're even old enough to buy a drink or handgun. They will tell you it's to "save Democracy," or some bullshit. He told us 3 boy to NEVER join the military. If you get hurt and managed to come back, they will not help you. They will toss you aside like a spent casing onto the growing pile of spent casings. They still have use for you, though; they will gladly tax you and try to get your kids to die for them, all while exempting their kids.
    My dad is almost 80-years-old, and still in good health. He doesn't care about his military service at all, and to him, his greatest achievement in life is raising 3 good, honorable men he can be proud of. He said if you ever fight, make sure it's for something worthwhile, like your family. Never fight for your government, because they will never fight for you.

  • @dynamo_skips
    @dynamo_skips 2 місяці тому +81

    AngryCops talking about veterans drinking kid grape juice with the "why garry why" book in the background...

  • @nathangoedel8745
    @nathangoedel8745 2 місяці тому +49

    I love that brandon got given the purple heart while wearing a fat electrician "its not a war crime the first time" T-shirt.

  • @duc748s32
    @duc748s32 Місяць тому +3

    I am only 10 mins in and I'm dying....... As a fellow Vet I am 100% on board with this...

  • @BlueDebut
    @BlueDebut 2 місяці тому +68

    Just asked ChatGPT who King Trout is and it said Brandon Herrera! Amazing how he can be everywhere all at once! 🤣

  • @markmitchell457
    @markmitchell457 2 місяці тому +54

    "You're running out of printer ink" Made me spit coffee on my monitor.

  • @The1trueJester
    @The1trueJester 2 місяці тому +3

    So much love to Donut's mom, to counter act the unneeded hate comments. As a South Carolinian myself, bless all yall!!

  • @bjormika9
    @bjormika9 2 місяці тому +63

    0:25 Good to see Brandon is already out and getting friendly with the voters again in prep for his next attempt.

  • @hitmanzirelli7079
    @hitmanzirelli7079 2 місяці тому +34

    On behalf of the Eastern side of the People's Republic of Washington, I, as the official Governor, would like to formally congratulate Brandon Herrera on receiving his Purple Heart. It is a great honor to witness such heroism, honor, and bravery. We have gone through times of great challenge, questioning, and sacrifice. This country and its people owe a debt of gratitude to war heroes, including the six-star general of World War I, World War II, Vietnam, Korea, and Afghanistan. May the people of the Eastern side of the People's Republic of Washington salute you. God bless the United States and God bless her people.🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @Tmoore2023
    @Tmoore2023 Місяць тому +1

    @ 52:23 . The instant refute to the hate from all the guys gave me chills & the geniune reaction to who that woman is melts my heart. You guys are amazing, im happy to see this type of comradery still exists

  • @StrifeA217
    @StrifeA217 2 місяці тому +41

    Hahahahaha as an actual vet i aprove of this. Its far more honorable than Bill Cosby being an actual documented honorary chief.

  • @andrewhaworth1962
    @andrewhaworth1962 2 місяці тому +29

    3 medals of honor, 5 Purple Hearts, 0 army service ribbons

  • @josephmoring5562
    @josephmoring5562 2 місяці тому +3

    As a firefighter listening to a cop explain how a firetruck works highlight of my night.

  • @Crunchy_Toast07
    @Crunchy_Toast07 2 місяці тому +226

    Babe wake up, new unsub episode just dropped

    • @goontheracoon
      @goontheracoon 2 місяці тому +7

      "sigh, well it's your annual daily ball flattening in 3 hours so it better be over by then!"

    • @NickTaylorRickPowers
      @NickTaylorRickPowers 2 місяці тому +2

      Im up

    • @peanutbuttawaffle
      @peanutbuttawaffle 2 місяці тому

      Shut up retard

    • @gingerbaker_toad696
      @gingerbaker_toad696 2 місяці тому

      How is she supposed to read that when she is knocked out?

    • @Lord0fPi
      @Lord0fPi 2 місяці тому

      Literally what i said when i saw it haha

  • @urkince26
    @urkince26 2 місяці тому +48

    HOLY FUCK THERE'S A PEANUT GALLERY CAM. THIS IS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER.

  • @dkajj
    @dkajj Місяць тому +1

    I wanted backgroung noise to sleep by, and I somehow thought this would work. Watching again. Thanx, fellas, and thank you Brandon, for discovering America first!

  • @paul20363
    @paul20363 2 місяці тому +40

    Forget the Purple Heart, I'm sending my National Defense Medal

  • @Rusty.Shackleford1098
    @Rusty.Shackleford1098 2 місяці тому +19

    From a heartbreaking story about a metal of honor found in a pawn shop to a heartbreaking presentation of a Purple Heart to Brandon

  • @BryceLedin
    @BryceLedin 2 місяці тому +3

    Yall are awesome and Brandon Herrera just proved why! He has never served in the US armed forces but accepted that purple heart with absolute grace why'll the rest of ya roasted him hard! Then he went out of his way to try and tell everybody he never served and everyone else on this episode is better then himself! Luv yall, keep it up and stay away from diddy

  • @manicmoose9897
    @manicmoose9897 2 місяці тому +112

    7:54 my dog and rabbit looked at me like I was insane while I was dying laughing and double saluting 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrThsharp
      @MrThsharp 2 місяці тому +3

      Double salute HELLDIVERS THEME INTENSIFIES FOR BRANDON THE HONORARY PURPLE HEART 😂

    • @Cain_Navarro
      @Cain_Navarro 2 місяці тому +3

      Glad to know I wasn't the only one who stood and double saluted.

    • @thelion7210
      @thelion7210 2 місяці тому

      I double saluted the screen as well lol

  • @jasonhaman9556
    @jasonhaman9556 2 місяці тому +23

    I had a tooth extracted yesterday and the amount of pain I’m in from just smiling so much at this episode is worth it

  • @ericbrower9118
    @ericbrower9118 2 місяці тому +3

    I have to say having the camera into the "hang out area" so we can see King Trout respond is awesome. Great addition everyone!

  • @guygarnette9300
    @guygarnette9300 2 місяці тому +101

    Both Tim Walz and Brandon Herrera lie about their services. The difference is Brandon tries to down play it and Walz inflates his, lol.

    • @scottbivins4758
      @scottbivins4758 2 місяці тому +14

      😂😂😂😂 god damn u ain't lying though but take it easy on Brandon. Pick on tampon Tim all u want lol.

    • @Sasquatch4670
      @Sasquatch4670 2 місяці тому

      To true

    • @LSGaming42066
      @LSGaming42066 2 місяці тому +2

      Brandon does have a purple heart tim doesn't

    • @Brendan_r1des
      @Brendan_r1des 2 місяці тому +5

      @@olg.__and left his troops leaderless just so he wouldn’t go on a deployment. Brandon on the other hand showed his troops what a real leader is 🫡

    • @Usernamesdontmatter1
      @Usernamesdontmatter1 2 місяці тому

      ​@olg.__ he said he saw combat. He never went to combat and left early to avoid it. He's also lied for years about his rank and didn't clarify he got demoted because he left early. I don't care if he served for 50 years. Don't say you were in combat if you were just jerking off in Italy the whole time.

  • @everydayhero5076
    @everydayhero5076 2 місяці тому +23

    It’s about time we got a couch cam to see Trout’s shenanigans!
    Thank you Brandon for getting shot in the ass for us. Forever loyal.

  • @wheremysocks
    @wheremysocks 2 місяці тому +5

    The "enemy marksmanship medallion" almost killed me on the highway.

  • @NoSleep3366
    @NoSleep3366 2 місяці тому +39

    we should make brandon look like one of those north korea generals, head to toes stacked with medals (btw Thank you for the service brandon)

  • @chilloutdude3617
    @chilloutdude3617 2 місяці тому +43

    Never thought I'd witness a forced valor lol

  • @thatoneguywhodoesthatthing913
    @thatoneguywhodoesthatthing913 2 місяці тому +4

    So a hockey thing Rich and Nic might like is the 97-98 (IIRC?) fight between the Detroit Red Wings and the Colorado Avalanche. It’s pretty famous over here in Michigan.
    Names for it include “Brawl in Hockeytown” and “Fight Night at the Joe”.

  • @benjimotsi4732
    @benjimotsi4732 2 місяці тому +26

    If someone gives Brandon their Medal of Honor, I think we’d see Brandon actually cry

  • @moisesrosario433
    @moisesrosario433 2 місяці тому +26

    Next Veteran's Day episode, someone completed the paperwork for Brandon Herrera to have a veteran driver's license, and Purple Heart license plates.

  • @Tang0Fox1
    @Tang0Fox1 2 місяці тому +1

    Watching from the Caribbean and am very proud of the camaraderie between the gentlemen. Those who put those posts on Twitter should be ashamed of themselves.

  • @captaincerealbox4575
    @captaincerealbox4575 2 місяці тому +55

    The Russian badger
    would be a great guest on the podcast along with popo medic and the mike Rowe

    • @Demmon98
      @Demmon98 2 місяці тому +3

      Count Dankula?

    • @joeycampbell940
      @joeycampbell940 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Demmon98 a super socialist on here with Nick would be hilarious.

    • @Off-HandedBarrel
      @Off-HandedBarrel 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@joeycampbell940 How is Dank a Socialist?

  • @WyattW254
    @WyattW254 2 місяці тому +14

    Thanks for donating towards carolina hurricane funds my uncle and his family is up in asheville and it's rough for them right now, and those charities are helping. Thank you

  • @AgentX2006
    @AgentX2006 2 місяці тому +4

    Rich walked into the studio that day and just tossed a metaphorical grenade on the table and started laughing maniacally.

  • @CRe444pr
    @CRe444pr 2 місяці тому +8

    Half hour in and this is the BEST. I love that the guys are supplying PO Box info and encouraging people to make Brandon look like a North Korean general.

  • @Juicejunkie409
    @Juicejunkie409 2 місяці тому +54

    Brandon Herrero with two purple hearts, he tried to hide one because the battle was so devastating that he never wanted anybody to know, but it finally came out on episode five of fat and angry😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewgallagher8491
      @matthewgallagher8491 2 місяці тому +1

      He down plays the seriousness of that battle, but we know he's dealing with it the best he can

  • @angeloah
    @angeloah 2 місяці тому +1

    Rich and the boys know exactly how to keep it real and bring their “friends” a bit of humility time to time. Whether warranted or not, it builds character and bonds.

  • @kevinkern2221
    @kevinkern2221 2 місяці тому +17

    Sitting in the dark in a flooding neighborhood and let me tell ya, this episode is a God send. Thank you for relieving some stress. ❤

  • @ragingrooster1408
    @ragingrooster1408 2 місяці тому +31

    Oh I haven't laughed as hard a long time Brandon being presented with the purple heart is gold 🥇😂😂😂

  • @williamledson
    @williamledson 2 місяці тому +1

    This is Merchandise gold... T-shirts, Mugs, Patches... Saluting and remembering this respected achievement... Great show gents.... Thank you... (Thank you for your service Brandon)

  • @chrisbaker5547
    @chrisbaker5547 2 місяці тому +47

    Brandon looks like he can't find a hole deep enough to crawl into to get away from that purple heart 😂

  • @jonfloate3891
    @jonfloate3891 2 місяці тому +30

    Non Consensual Valor......NOT SERVICE RELATED

  • @chancemeyers8502
    @chancemeyers8502 2 місяці тому

    I appreciate you always sharing your story, Eli. As someone from a Military Family who didnt get to serve I always see the strength in you. Much respect and love to you and the guys. Also. You should be able to contact ther Srvice and get the document for your Purple Heart. Might take a second, but you'll definitely get them. Thanks for everything you guys do.

  • @tankerboysabot
    @tankerboysabot 2 місяці тому +115

    Brandons going to look like a North Korean general both have never seen war but yet have a full rack from chest to floor!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rextroop1941
      @rextroop1941 2 місяці тому +9

      If I recall correctly apparently North Korean families inherit medals from like their parents and grandparents

    • @chibineo24
      @chibineo24 2 місяці тому +3

      I support this look

    • @tankerboysabot
      @tankerboysabot 2 місяці тому +2

      @@rextroop1941 that's insane, kind of like Brandon has received his from his family.......they're all the same. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shade0mirth
      @shade0mirth 2 місяці тому +7

      I can see it now. Brandon, absolutely covered in purple hearts, being used in North Korean propaganda as the only American general to have close to as many medals as their glorious leader.😂

    • @JonduGaming
      @JonduGaming 2 місяці тому +4

      Need to get him one of those shirts with purple hearts plastered all over it XD

  • @shadowsedge357
    @shadowsedge357 2 місяці тому +13

    Do you know what makes this episode better for me? The fact that it's out the same day my family and I are doing a chili cook off to raise money for a local veterans home. You all are awesome, and I love to see the crazy shit y'all do. Love and peace, guys! ❤

    • @Symbolic-Sky
      @Symbolic-Sky 2 місяці тому +1

      that sounds wicked hope you have a fun time

    • @shadowsedge357
      @shadowsedge357 2 місяці тому

      @Symbolic-Sky that's the plan, we have this, Thanksgiving, and Christmas this year, and we'll have come full circle from last year.

  • @trevorraffa2720
    @trevorraffa2720 2 місяці тому +3

    I would LOVE for fat electrician to do a sport’s history video. That segment about the Sabres line brawl brought back great memories

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 2 місяці тому +13

    Wow, after 181 episodes and watching both guys for years now, I just figured out Cody and Brandon are different people lol. Also, holy crap, the Purple Heart segment was freaking hilarious.