CumTown - At the Movies with Vikram the WokeBot

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024
  • A fan made parody/satire video inspired by the podcast CumTown with comedians Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias and Adam Friedland. Please subscribe to their Patreon channel and follow them on all social media platforms. Source Episode: Congo - Cumtown Episode 268 - 7/14/2021. This video is in compliance of Fair Use; I only own my time, imagination, and editing skills.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 213

  • @jonw3462
    @jonw3462 3 роки тому +1262

    How about an indian version of matrix and instead of being called Neo hes called B O

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  3 роки тому +132

      Interesting, will the name of this movie be "The Mumbaitrix"? 😏 Regardless, your movie idea has definitely curried favor from the Chief. Thanks for Watching

    • @dan5609
      @dan5609 3 роки тому +29

      @@ChiefDoubleDown ha CURRY lol

    • @sillygoose4472
      @sillygoose4472 3 роки тому +17

      Damn that's good 🤣

    • @peepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepoo
      @peepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepoo 2 роки тому +29

      Don’t forget Rapeus and Shitinity!

    • @usefulcrackhead2485
      @usefulcrackhead2485 Рік тому +2

      NICE!!

  • @bobcostas6272
    @bobcostas6272 3 роки тому +499

    I love how Nick can make himself almost cry laughing

  • @hectorabreu2502
    @hectorabreu2502 Рік тому +191

    The good ol days… you never know what you have until it’s gone

    • @WEF2030SLAVE
      @WEF2030SLAVE Рік тому

    • @Dyl_Cam
      @Dyl_Cam Рік тому +12

      Yea just driving around delivering pizza in college laughing my ass off. Beautiful times

  • @0The_Farlander0
    @0The_Farlander0 Рік тому +226

    I really admire Nick's ability to take a racist joke and fully commit

    • @reeetawd
      @reeetawd Рік тому +8

      Is it really racist if your just saying true things?

    • @denzelelysium
      @denzelelysium 10 місяців тому +1

      It's like you racist retards don't understand satire, at all. That you're the joke. Retard. @@reeetawd

    • @shaftmonkey
      @shaftmonkey 9 місяців тому +6

      This isn’t even that racist I’m Indian and im crying laughing

  • @tunadoomshitpost
    @tunadoomshitpost Рік тому +140

    Nick calling will smith an ape is the most I've laughed in a month

    • @steven2457
      @steven2457 Рік тому +5

      I cried laughing a little

  • @JanoyCresvaZero
    @JanoyCresvaZero Рік тому +38

    “NOT THAT ONE! HE WASNT IN THAT ONE!”

  • @Mac_Mace_
    @Mac_Mace_ Рік тому +112

    I love he said ballsdeep. I had a coworker named baldeep and I called him the same thing

    • @idklol4197
      @idklol4197 Рік тому +4

      i wish i was you that sounds like so much fun lol. i would love coming into work every day

    • @Mac_Mace_
      @Mac_Mace_ Рік тому +14

      @@idklol4197 please dont patronize me

    • @InvisibleHotdog
      @InvisibleHotdog 4 місяці тому +4

      My friend worked at a car rental place and one of the regular customers was Suk Manmeet

    • @sc41295
      @sc41295 2 місяці тому

      THERE ARE DOZENS OF THEM www.google.com/search?q=baldeep&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

  • @KidCorporate
    @KidCorporate Рік тому +150

    Apologies to my subcontinent bros, you're just intrinsically hilarious and that's all there is to it.

    • @RiftVaulter
      @RiftVaulter Рік тому +20

      Don’t worry we are equal opportunity attackers

  • @CarolineBearoline
    @CarolineBearoline 3 роки тому +207

    Thank you, for this contribution to the tapestry of humanity ❤️

    • @bobcostas6272
      @bobcostas6272 3 роки тому +10

      Still waiting for those enchiladas

    • @CarolineBearoline
      @CarolineBearoline 3 роки тому +7

      @@bobcostas6272 oh alright! jeez.
      but you have to buy the chicken and tortillas

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  3 роки тому +18

      I am van Goghing to Rembrandt this comment all day. Thanks for Watching

    • @CarolineBearoline
      @CarolineBearoline 3 роки тому +18

      @@ChiefDoubleDown that was a clever turn of phrase! But be careful, because the use of poetry and prose really get my gay juices flowing...

    • @rasarmusic1
      @rasarmusic1 3 роки тому +10

      Hell yeah, dude.

  • @DanXmas
    @DanXmas 3 роки тому +63

    Adam liking Blackhat is the coolest thing he's ever said

  • @Child_of_the_lie
    @Child_of_the_lie 3 роки тому +55

    "How many losings of weight you can do.." 😂

  • @007Sign
    @007Sign 3 роки тому +82

    How about the robot with that white guy rubber mask, but it's painted up blackface....the perfect crime

  • @chall6761
    @chall6761 3 роки тому +51

    Yes.Yes. Yes. Dark City, The Thirteenth Floor, eXistenz and the Matrix all in one night/weekend of double features. Throw in The Truman Show as a matinee. - Dave Ballsdeip

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 8 місяців тому +9

    “How much more of this, uh, black/LGBT stuff are we gonna do?” in response to *Jungle Cruise* nearly folded me

  • @dam2k16
    @dam2k16 3 роки тому +132

    6:20 hearing stav freak out is fucking hilarious

  • @jamesbrincefield9879
    @jamesbrincefield9879 3 роки тому +97

    Nuanced ass comedy.

    • @FunlandRobot
      @FunlandRobot 3 роки тому +7

      That’s the name of my cousin, he does a dating service or something. Really cool since he is disabled.

    • @marxist854
      @marxist854 3 роки тому +3

      Voice of a generation

  • @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
    @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550 3 роки тому +35

    One of Nick's best.

  • @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
    @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550 3 роки тому +37

    Dunston Checks In got me.

  • @FrankyGomez661
    @FrankyGomez661 3 роки тому +56

    I knew a Indian guy no lie named Mandeep

    • @EddieSpaghetti555
      @EddieSpaghetti555 3 роки тому +33

      I went to high school with an Indian guy named Bal Deep. He was cool.

    • @omalley16
      @omalley16 3 роки тому +13

      Worked with a truck driver names gagimdeep

    • @CurvyVic
      @CurvyVic Рік тому +1

      I went to high school with a dude named Harry Ghag

    • @Nice_Fella
      @Nice_Fella Рік тому +3

      no WAY! you must be lying! thats INSANE!

    • @FrankyGomez661
      @FrankyGomez661 Рік тому +2

      @@Nice_Fella nah it’s sadly true haha idk why but like one of the replies says gagendeep is another one

  • @macnsteez3938
    @macnsteez3938 Рік тому +29

    Every time I click on a "cumtown talking about movies" clip I know it's gonna be the dumbest shit I've ever heard but guaranteed to be hilarious

  • @experssion123
    @experssion123 22 дні тому +1

    The congo bit made my head hurt from laughing. I forgot about that joke

  • @thefrogstronaut
    @thefrogstronaut 3 роки тому +43

    Balls Deep reminds me of the realtor in my area named Mandeep Malhi

    • @generalgk
      @generalgk 3 роки тому +14

      I used to deliver mail in a predominantly Indian neighbourhood and I’ve seen some great names. My favourite is Sukdeep Bangher

    • @jeffreypenis736
      @jeffreypenis736 Рік тому

      do you live in British Columbia

    • @Ryan.Schutt
      @Ryan.Schutt Рік тому

      @@jeffreypenis736living in British Columbia I have met 4 woman so far called “manmeet”

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 8 місяців тому +1

      Had a taxi driver once named Arshdeep.
      I don't understand.

  • @thomasjay6869
    @thomasjay6869 Рік тому +15

    Neodeep went under the radar that killed me 😂

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 3 роки тому +26

    Fucking Dunston Checks In has be squirmin

  • @daviddedominici1705
    @daviddedominici1705 3 роки тому +14

    You know that when I swim alone, I prefer to swim by myself.

  • @djangofett4879
    @djangofett4879 3 роки тому +41

    bollywood makes the absolute worst movies you've ever seen. much worse than you could ever imagine.

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns Рік тому +16

      I absolutely HATE singing and dancing in movies, so I can only imagine how shitty their movies are when that becomes a requirement.

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers Рік тому +6

      What if that’s just life in actual Bollywood

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 Рік тому

      Indians smell and make shitty movies. What a lonely Tartarus that must be

    • @karthikkumar6861
      @karthikkumar6861 Рік тому +2

      If you think Bollywood is bad, oh boy you have no idea how much worse it is in other parts of the country.

  • @nortonman5238
    @nortonman5238 Рік тому +9

    Who would've thought stav would be the bit killer. A real Opie 2.0 if you know what I'm sayin'.
    Nick even took an extra amount of time getting out of the fugue figuring it out.

  • @LiterallyGod
    @LiterallyGod Рік тому +12

    You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  Рік тому +2

      As an N-jun, I agree with this God fellow's comment. Thanks for Watching

  • @ptrussell10
    @ptrussell10 Рік тому +23

    clip channels that put in this much effort deserve a good suck

  • @christianmedina6343
    @christianmedina6343 Рік тому +3

    "Jungle Cruise" was a real sleeper from Nick here

  • @kraftpunk665
    @kraftpunk665 3 роки тому +40

    Wait is that movie Indian iRobot?

  • @knightscroftsquire-muldoon
    @knightscroftsquire-muldoon Рік тому +7

    They missed the opportunity to riff on "Flubber Meets The Focking Klumps" and "Men In Black Matrix"

  • @carlanderton3rd
    @carlanderton3rd 11 місяців тому +4

    6:19 Dunston Checks In 😂

  • @Ryan.Schutt
    @Ryan.Schutt Рік тому +8

    Went to elementary and high school with a girl by the name of Manmeet. No joke

  • @ricepresident2990
    @ricepresident2990 3 роки тому +16

    Very gud bideo baby jurl

  • @MaxSabbath666
    @MaxSabbath666 Рік тому +3

    This is the government robot

  • @CARBINEZzZzZ
    @CARBINEZzZzZ Рік тому +8

    "The Blast of the moheceans: All over my face" 😂😂😂

  • @SpencerArinhaveamom
    @SpencerArinhaveamom Рік тому +1

    The office is very close

  • @peterbuckley1310
    @peterbuckley1310 4 місяці тому +1

    Dunston Checks In cooked me alive 😂

  • @MS-rg6ku
    @MS-rg6ku 3 роки тому +5

    There are so many clip channels lmfao

  • @chronosnoob
    @chronosnoob 2 роки тому +5

    We miss you brother

  • @fazerfaze
    @fazerfaze 3 роки тому +8

    I have literally gotten a call like this

    • @desktorp
      @desktorp Рік тому

      did you send picture of your pussy?

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate Рік тому

      Did they accept payment in bobs and vagene?

  • @TheAgentmigs
    @TheAgentmigs 3 роки тому +7

    Mr. Suhk Deehp

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Рік тому +6

    Pig actually is a really good movie.

  • @crofty_92
    @crofty_92 Рік тому +3

    Dunstan checks in 😅

  • @jschex123
    @jschex123 Рік тому +9

    Will smith bit was the gem

  • @jamesgreer694
    @jamesgreer694 4 місяці тому +1

    Balls Dheep making me wheeze

  • @alpharoo2581
    @alpharoo2581 Рік тому +9

    13:20 the editing for this part is so fucking funny dude

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  Рік тому

      Thanks for the editing compliment and for Watching.

  • @stkittsdave1
    @stkittsdave1 Рік тому +2

    The Blast of the Mohecans!

  • @n-wordheelflips2648
    @n-wordheelflips2648 3 роки тому +5

    he wasn't in Dunston Checks In?

  • @kaloidm9916
    @kaloidm9916 3 роки тому +6

    Good video bro

  • @coopers1716
    @coopers1716 Рік тому

    Great edit.

  • @Weeklyflounderzz
    @Weeklyflounderzz Рік тому +3

    god damn i miss cumtown and being gay

  • @jaythompson5102
    @jaythompson5102 Рік тому +4

    I worked with a guy named Imdeep ballsdeep back in my call center days.

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  Рік тому +1

      Sounds like something the government robot would say. Thanks for Watching

  • @roberthorry621
    @roberthorry621 3 роки тому +4

    Dude I'm gay

  • @Steinmetal4
    @Steinmetal4 4 місяці тому

    I thought "blast of the mohicans... all over yer face" was slept on.

  • @villedocvalle
    @villedocvalle 10 місяців тому +1

    This is some of the funniest shit

  • @MP-ix2jo
    @MP-ix2jo 4 місяці тому

    Worked with one named Negar once. Its basically a cheat code.

  • @EpicCarrot345
    @EpicCarrot345 Рік тому +1

    I cried laughing

  • @10girlfriends
    @10girlfriends Рік тому +2

    My favorite will smith movie was Get Out

  • @vegemitebilly369
    @vegemitebilly369 Рік тому +1

    11:13 Stav defends adam ❤.

  • @mrwassef
    @mrwassef Місяць тому

    Indian wokebot is just hacked Johnny Five😢

  • @johnpogel8993
    @johnpogel8993 Рік тому

    In my day it was Dark City and Event Horizon.

  • @thegeek0017
    @thegeek0017 Рік тому

    5:50 great bit

  • @TheIncredibleStories
    @TheIncredibleStories Рік тому +7

    Holy shit the Will Smith movie bit hahahahhaaha

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  Рік тому +1

      Minus the part where he slapped Pookie from New Jack City at the Oscar's. Thanks for Watching

  • @abstracts2004
    @abstracts2004 Рік тому +2

    Yo when they named all those movies, that was the funniest thing ever. If you get it

  • @scslre
    @scslre 3 роки тому +1

    I
    SWIM ALONE

  • @KROMO50
    @KROMO50 Рік тому

    Balls deep

  • @joelroman7732
    @joelroman7732 Рік тому +3

    I was eating watching this and almost choked when nick said Congo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @doublewide8938
    @doublewide8938 3 роки тому +16

    The chief is back, you been busy with tribal issues?

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  3 роки тому +16

      The Chief was on a brief vision quest to the land of Pornhubia; enjoying many, many videos...of your Mom. ;) Thanks for Watching

    • @liamroy1715
      @liamroy1715 3 роки тому +2

      @@ChiefDoubleDown but i thought you were gay?

    • @Geywilliamjohnson432
      @Geywilliamjohnson432 3 роки тому +2

      @@liamroy1715 his mum is trans, obviously

    • @grantcooper948
      @grantcooper948 3 роки тому +4

      @@Geywilliamjohnson432
      W O K E B O T H E R E.
      G E N D E R N O T A L L O W E D
      P L E A S E S E N D P O U S N O W

  • @NothingEverHappensLol
    @NothingEverHappensLol Рік тому

    Volga did the indian thriller vid

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 Рік тому +3

    the blast of the mohicans looool

  • @wesleygary6651
    @wesleygary6651 2 місяці тому

    Found this at 3 am. Will Smith as Pluto Nash, star of Sister Act, Congo.
    I was choking with laughter.
    Knocked me right to sleep. 'The last frame of the Sopranos'. Holy Shit.

  • @BPchadlite
    @BPchadlite 3 роки тому +12

    Ummm I'm gaynese

  • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
    @the_original_Bilb_Ono Рік тому +2

    What the actual fuck is this movie? Lel

  • @qkljhewgfhergk
    @qkljhewgfhergk 3 роки тому +1

    song at the beginning?

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/Ink5fwLPUPo/v-deo.html Thanks for Watching

  • @justwannagrill8548
    @justwannagrill8548 Рік тому +4

    Because u have taxes

  • @benmsg
    @benmsg 3 роки тому

    What is the movie at the beginning

  • @tonguepunchman1528
    @tonguepunchman1528 Рік тому +1

    Oy vey that bollywood Ex Machine intro even the robot doing stinky things not to talk about the acting of Osaf Isaac

  • @hossdelgato6098
    @hossdelgato6098 3 роки тому +1

    I’m getting some gay vibes from this one

  • @elanag.4546
    @elanag.4546 2 роки тому +1

    Miss you man. Please make a new video soon ❤️

  • @FutureofthenameIguess
    @FutureofthenameIguess Рік тому +1

    4:32

  • @ryanbates362
    @ryanbates362 3 роки тому

    subbed

  • @puremercury
    @puremercury Рік тому

    He was Reese Witherspoon's dad in Fear.

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  Рік тому

      Good pull forgot about that one. Thanks for Watching

    • @SNNetwork
      @SNNetwork Рік тому

      Is fear sick?

    • @puremercury
      @puremercury Рік тому

      @@SNNetwork Have you ever fantasized about fingerbanging Reese Witherspoon on a rollercoaster?

  • @cgm4379
    @cgm4379 Рік тому

    Good morning sirs

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  Рік тому

      And a Good morning to you too Sir; and In Case I Don't See Ya, Good Afternoon, Good Evening And Goodnight. Thanks for Watching

  • @dutch5599
    @dutch5599 Рік тому

    This is just... Nothing. There's no substance, it's just nothing.

    • @Qayin
      @Qayin 10 місяців тому +3

      You don’t belong here vikrum

  • @Jacob93753
    @Jacob93753 Рік тому

    I’m gay

  • @Giraffe23i
    @Giraffe23i Рік тому +6

    My favorite thing about these videos is all these guys trying to add to the bit like 5 years later as unfunny sexless losers

    • @ChiefDoubleDown
      @ChiefDoubleDown  Рік тому +13

      The Chief wouldn't refer to the commenters as unfunny or losers, for tagging old bits. More like groupies of the cum and how can you be sexless with that much affection for cum. Thanks for Watching

    • @IfYouInsist
      @IfYouInsist Рік тому +5

      Based and cumpilled

  • @beardomcgee5005
    @beardomcgee5005 Рік тому +4

    Balsdeep Nvajinah

  • @bridgenorton537
    @bridgenorton537 Рік тому +12

    Adam might have the most insufferable laugh I’ve ever had the misfortune of being exposed to.

    • @notbadforanoob8725
      @notbadforanoob8725 Рік тому

      Bert Kreischer is by far the worst. Also a way more annoying person.

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate Рік тому +13

      Cool it with the antisemitism bro

    • @HarrisonFletcher2049
      @HarrisonFletcher2049 Рік тому +7

      Stav is literally right there dawg

    • @applecrumpies224
      @applecrumpies224 Рік тому

      Its stav not adam. 😂

    • @InnerCityX
      @InnerCityX Рік тому

      I like tafs but listening to early ct makes me hate him. He's cool live though