i have to say, once bob said that the frog was going in helicopter noises i immediately mumbled to myself at work "mr hippo is the one who goes into helicopter noises smh" and i have never felt as validated as when mark said the exact same thing a few minutes after that
@@chicabear thats true, i do think now that i remember it better that the specific debate was about who would fly the plane and that was absolutely mr hippo
I completely lost it when Bob called Nightmare Bonnie "hhhHHH U N G R Y" and I was so glad I waited to watch to episode in my house rather than listening to it on my walk cuz I think I would concern people with my insane laughter 😂
Lemme tell you, listening to this ep without visuals was fricken hilarious. Trying to guess who the heck "Haaaungry", "hellicopter bonnie" "mah neck!" and "eyes mcgee" were without any context, while trying not to laugh out loud on a bus was exteremly difficult. 😆
@@powerfullpummel6417 As someone who's really into the Star Wars fandom, you are all too accurate. I hate how some Star Wars fans out here are so toxic.
@@inablackout1539 SERIOUSLY!!! Like I personally like the sequels and if I dare say that I actually think the last jedi is alright I’m legit a “fake fan”. It’s just toxic and scares people who want to get into the series when as a fan community we should be welcoming of people who share their opinions on things.
I was drinking sprite when Bob said “Helicopter Bonnie. It took everything I had not shoot it out my nose in front of like 4 people who definitely were NOT listening to Distractible.
Man the part where Bob said that the tape recorder went into S tier and that sent Mark off on an entire tirade of, "This one is helicopter noises, this one is S tier, this one is *also* S Tier, and if you guys knew what I was talking about then you would agree. The people who know agree with me!" and when Bob and Wade were trying to put Handy Helper (whatever Andy Field's character's name is) in B or A tier and he vetoed and went, "S," I lost it.
I would like to thank this bit when it came out for making me suffer while trying to recover from wisdom teeth surgery. I felt like Mark in that Try Not to Laugh Challenge he did.
4:14 Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
For anyone wondering the phrase in the thumbnail is "Is that the Ship of Theseus" Hope this helps anyone who couldn't understand without all the letters filled in 🙏🏼
Im kinda in the same boat as Bob, I wasnt ever really INTO fnaf, i just liked it because my friends at school liked it so much, i never played any of the games, though i did watch Mark and Jack play it, i like the animations, not exclusively the ones with Mark and Jack, but i like those ones too
"Foxy slipped on a banana" 😂 oh god i'm *_dead_* 🤣 I can just imagine Foxy's bursting in on ya in his jumpscare but instead of lunging at you it's the banana peel in your face after he slipped and fell comically backward from it omg 🤣
welcome to fnaf, we’ve got: -Freddy -Eyes McGee -Where mah nose? Got no eye! -Helicopter Bonnie/Foxy slipped on a banana -Ate ass found out -M’NECK -Orphanages be like
I kinda did this with a friend; I know a lot of FNaF characters, but it was really fun to make up dumb names based on their appearance or backstory With such iconic characters as "Bipolar Mania," "Bipolar Depression," "Xenomorph," "Person Spaghetti," and "Contact Lenses", who wouldn't love this series?? (bonus points to whoever guesses which animatronics I'm referencing)
Those names were insanely funny. I didn't even watch it, but knew who they were talking about. Had to have been drinking to work 🤦♂️😂. I hope they do a part 3 to end Mark's reign of terror (spoilers for this Friday's episode lol)
"Helicopter Bonnie" was already really funny because of how certain Bob sounded when he said it, and then Mark's laugh just amplified it
They used him to deploy Freddy into Afghanistan.
@@LampHatScottthat’s true
Helicopter Bonnie is the best name for Phantom Mangle
Maybe....if you noticed there a white tie and the figure *almost* like toy bonnie, you will understand what Bob sees😂
"Helicopter Bonnie" and "Ate Ass, Found Out" fucking BROKE ME
“Orphanages be like 🦾🦿👁👀” best I could do to find emojis of them 😂😂
Same 😭😭😭
Ate ass, found out was gold
This for me is second only to the "Chica's Worst Day" story 😂
“Yeah I’d like to solve the puzzle.”
“Yeah go ahead.”
“Was that the bite of ‘87?”
“Yeah, that’s it!”
Mike Schmidt on night one: the bite!?
The pure madness of naming is just so funny
Tbh that is the only interesting part in that episode, the rest of it just feel boring for me
i have to say, once bob said that the frog was going in helicopter noises i immediately mumbled to myself at work "mr hippo is the one who goes into helicopter noises smh" and i have never felt as validated as when mark said the exact same thing a few minutes after that
I think Happy Frog also fits in helicopter noises, every mediocre melody does
@@chicabear thats true, i do think now that i remember it better that the specific debate was about who would fly the plane and that was absolutely mr hippo
@@freyaschenberg1225I would also say that music man fits on helicopter noises too
I completely lost it when Bob called Nightmare Bonnie "hhhHHH U N G R Y" and I was so glad I waited to watch to episode in my house rather than listening to it on my walk cuz I think I would concern people with my insane laughter 😂
Lemme tell you, listening to this ep without visuals was fricken hilarious. Trying to guess who the heck "Haaaungry", "hellicopter bonnie" "mah neck!" and "eyes mcgee" were without any context, while trying not to laugh out loud on a bus was exteremly difficult. 😆
@@structurednonsense3532it’s the golden bonus of audio only when there are visuals
Dude. As a huge FNAF Fan of the games and being very heavily into the lore. This was painful and very funny to watch.
Same xD
This is a car crashing epsiode for sure
Or helicopter crashing
i genuinely can not get over the fact that "helicopter bonnie" literally caused an entire tier to be made and everything on it works
It’s so gonna be a thing in fnaf
The fact that mark gave himself the win two times in a row just to finish the tier list is hilarious 😂
The best part is that his handshake deal that he said would come into effect next episode was Wade giving the win back to Mark
They didn't even finish it :(
3:43 bob’s sudden high pitched laugh after wades orphanage joke is just too perfect 🤣
I believe M'NECK could also be "Sleep Paralysis Demon"
Oh, 100% 😂😂😂
Funniest but is that it sounds like someone speed running marionette
loved this episode because of how Bob and Wade absolutely assassinated Mark with giggle fits
FRR IT WAS SO ADORABLE GRGDAFGCVGGGJH
Wade really let his intrusive thoughts win with that orphanage joke 😂
this sucks because when I let my intrusive thoughts win I end up on a watchlist
@@feritye767same
impulsive thought*
Wade always thrives on his intrusive thoughts
Impulsive*
Intrusive thoughts are inherently violent, something you'd end up in prison for if you "let win"
i hope there's concept art on the subreddit
i want to see an artist's rendition of helicopter bonnie
Congrats to the FNAF community for being better than the Star Wars community who would have gotten pissed off at their tier list video no matter what.
That's a pretty low bar.
@@viktorstagnetti7491it is but hey! Atleast there a bar.
Star wars fans are lower then low when it comes to the idea of anyone having an opinion other then sequels bad prequels good.
@@powerfullpummel6417 As someone who's really into the Star Wars fandom, you are all too accurate. I hate how some Star Wars fans out here are so toxic.
@@inablackout1539 SERIOUSLY!!! Like I personally like the sequels and if I dare say that I actually think the last jedi is alright I’m legit a “fake fan”. It’s just toxic and scares people who want to get into the series when as a fan community we should be welcoming of people who share their opinions on things.
Can’t believe Bob got the connection terminated ending
OH MY GOSH HE DID 😂😂😂
"Today on Game Theory, we explore the lore implications of M'Neck...."
And helicopter Bonnie
3:44 "Orphanages be like:"
Jesus fuck Wade. That was perfect.
I dont get it :(
They are the nightmare/ burned animatronics. Thus the inplied jone of burning down orphanages.@Meyus_
@@dragonic_ragecoresomething tells me that wasn’t the joke
1:29 Imagine hearing a helicopter and looking up in the skies only to see a Phantom Mangle flying into the skies beyond
I've never heard bob laugh like that 3:43
I think it hit him so quickly it caught him off guard
“Helicopter Bonnie” and “Orphanages be like” really got me! 😂
This podcast is my favorite podcast. Even at 2 episodes a week I blow through it. But I can relisten to literally any episode.
same, brain leak is a close second for me though
I love that Bob called Phantom Mangle "Helicopter Bonnie" and "Foxy Slipped On A Banana" XD
As someone who's adopted, I found Wade's line absolutely hilarious. I started crying, I was laughing so hard 😂😂
Bob is a comedic genius 🤣❤️
*H U N G R Y*
Literally xD
Helicopter Bonnie 😂😂😂
exactly.
I kid you not! I actually do see the helicopter Bonnie 😂
HOW?! 😂😂😂
SAME
I absolutely see it too😂
3:16 I called that one "Slenderonic"
I was drinking sprite when Bob said “Helicopter Bonnie. It took everything I had not shoot it out my nose in front of like 4 people who definitely were NOT listening to Distractible.
Man the part where Bob said that the tape recorder went into S tier and that sent Mark off on an entire tirade of, "This one is helicopter noises, this one is S tier, this one is *also* S Tier, and if you guys knew what I was talking about then you would agree. The people who know agree with me!" and when Bob and Wade were trying to put Handy Helper (whatever Andy Field's character's name is) in B or A tier and he vetoed and went, "S," I lost it.
I would like to thank this bit when it came out for making me suffer while trying to recover from wisdom teeth surgery. I felt like Mark in that Try Not to Laugh Challenge he did.
TV: Connection Lost
My brain: Connection Terminated
4:14
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
For anyone wondering the phrase in the thumbnail is "Is that the Ship of Theseus"
Hope this helps anyone who couldn't understand without all the letters filled in 🙏🏼
Thanks man, this really helps me understand. I could never figure it out.
Im kinda in the same boat as Bob, I wasnt ever really INTO fnaf, i just liked it because my friends at school liked it so much, i never played any of the games, though i did watch Mark and Jack play it, i like the animations, not exclusively the ones with Mark and Jack, but i like those ones too
This made me laugh so hard when I heard the podcast 😂
"Foxy slipped on a banana" 😂 oh god i'm *_dead_* 🤣 I can just imagine Foxy's bursting in on ya in his jumpscare but instead of lunging at you it's the banana peel in your face after he slipped and fell comically backward from it omg 🤣
2:18 "I don't know why Helicopter Bonnie really got me" I do: that animatronic is NSFW 🚁🐇
"Orphanages be like: is too good LMFAO.
I just love how Mark was dying of laughter😂
Helicopter Noises is the best category to ever grace a tier list
First goes in helicopter noises
Without even reading the letters I immediately assumed the thumbnail was "Have you heard of the ship of Theseus?"
OKAY BOB I SEE YOU WITH THOSE PURPLE GLASSES A BIG SLAAAAAAY
welcome to fnaf, we’ve got:
-Freddy
-Eyes McGee
-Where mah nose? Got no eye!
-Helicopter Bonnie/Foxy slipped on a banana
-Ate ass found out
-M’NECK
-Orphanages be like
Scott needs to make helicopter Bonnie a canon character
i was driving the first time i heard this and it was funny as hell trying to imagine what they'd named
You guys are a disgrace to FNAF and I LOVE you for it
YES, ANOTHER MARKIPLIER VIDEO WITH THE LADS, YEAHHHHHHHHH🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉!!!!!,
isnt that just normal distractable?
hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to the distractible podcast
@@nefariou5 well yes
3:41 I fucking lost it. Damn Wade 🤣🤣🤣
Loved this episode
I crashed my helicopter while listening to this ep
I kinda did this with a friend; I know a lot of FNaF characters, but it was really fun to make up dumb names based on their appearance or backstory
With such iconic characters as "Bipolar Mania," "Bipolar Depression," "Xenomorph," "Person Spaghetti," and "Contact Lenses", who wouldn't love this series?? (bonus points to whoever guesses which animatronics I'm referencing)
Good thing Scott Cawthon didn't watch Bob's playthrough 💀 We would have ended up with a completely different lore and names 😂
We finally got to see the exact time they recorded this at 4:30
But was it AM...or PM? Cause one of those is WAY funnier
Someone needs to be making these memes.
Helicopter Bonnie😂😂😂
As somebody who really does know what these characters are, this is the best.
ive never seen mark laugh like that
Any episode where Mark hosts is the best.
The fact that it was a version of Mangle makes it even better since they’re one of the most “wtf is that” animatronics.
I wish they do this name the animatronics as a whole episode 😂😂😂 It would be absolutely hilarious
the fact that "helicopter bonnie" is a thing
4:15 “connection terminated. I’m sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still remember that name, but I’m afraid you’ve been misinformed”
as an ex-orphan, Wade's orphanage joke make me laugh so hard no sound came out
I am so glad I wasn't drinking when he said "orphanages be like"
Had to put my cat down today, this video is helping cheer me up.
oh real sorry to hear that man
hope it had a good long life😢
The names given; I do and say the same thing since I don’t know “the lore” of the video game(s) series.😹😼😺🎮
"Ateass Foundout" really got me
going into this video i expected the names to be bad and my expectations were blown INTO ORBIT
“HHHUNGRY” is what the men call me 😆😆😆
That’s called “Foxy Slipped on a Banana!” 😂😂😂 fucking genius
Mark: who is this one?
Me: phantom mangle
Bob: helicopter bonnie
Me again: 🤣 HAHAHAHA!, WHAT!?
am I having my "first" moment???
I’m only referring to that one as MaNeck from now on. 😂
foxy slipped on a banana sounds like a real animatronic tbh
i like how Wade heard "name that animatronic" and seems to have heard "give this a caption"
I loved this episode. Wonder if it will continue when Mark next hosts. 🤔
I hope so I wanna see who else belongs in helicopter noises
@@miketrapper0464 Me too. 👍
I died inside when watch now only on Spotify popped up
Those names were insanely funny. I didn't even watch it, but knew who they were talking about. Had to have been drinking to work 🤦♂️😂. I hope they do a part 3 to end Mark's reign of terror (spoilers for this Friday's episode lol)
Someone please find a way to create a mod for FNAF 2 that replaces the puppet jump scare with “M ‘ NECK”! Earrape.
Cant really blame Bob for losing interest in fnaf tbh
Helicopter Bonnie is just the upcoming transformers collab don’t worry bob got it right💀
m'neck is my favorite fnaf character
Screw the ranking just rename all of them
I'd watch that
I too checked out of FNAF after the 3rd one.
what a good episode.... coming back to laugh again
Gotta love orphanage freddy
Who else looked up helicopter bonnie and found nothing
How did the conversation go when they put toy chica in s
Nobody gonna mention that Aviator (or whatever) Freddy exists and so Helicopter Bonnie isn't actually that far-fetched
I was hoping there'd be a helicopter in the thumbnail
that part of the episode was hilarious!
I realized the thumbnail says “was that the bite of eighty-seven” and I’m here for it
I just have an idea -
Include the fazbear frights animatronics in that tier list - I wonder how they would name the other characters😂😂😂😂
On my phone it looked more like Helicopter Mater.
As a child from an orphanage… Wade’s not wrong.
I was in my class when i listened to this i had to stifle my laughter and im pretty sure people gave me some weird looks.
I love Helicopter Bonnie
Helicopter Bonnie was the only correct answer for that one
helicopter bonnie is definitely in funkos reserves for when they run out of shit
Orphanages be like