I don't know why but your stand-up is good, your podcast and your appearance on other podcasts is just another level. Your stand up got me interested, your podcast made me a cuda for Chris Delia content
As i clicked on this video i dropped my tablet...thankfully i was waching Chris Delia because...the drop didnt make a dennnnnnnnnt! Now did it get scratched ?yes.. but did it break? No..am i mad? Yes..do i feel better since theres a new podcast? Yes
I'll be that monk that's on the cover of Rage Against the Machine's first album, think I won't be. We'll be burning a bunch of babies like the Romans homie
M M everyone he runs into all day will call him “how”. the guy on the street, the barista, the deli worker all call him “how”. Everyone at the set all greet him, “how” At the end of the day he comes home to his wife and she says, “hhhhhhHow.... will doing voice over work help your career..?”
I drove by a mini donkey farm and had to turn around to do it again. It was one of my best days....it also reminded me of my visit to Boys Town, Mexico
I needed a silly goose time. This came right on time and in hand. Keep crushing it. Also can’t wait to put solar panels on the cult ranch house. Free power for all the electronics bbbbs
Idk if Crinks has been feeling himself or what but these last few episodes have been fire. Especially when he drinks and does the MMmMmmMm thing. I laugh s'hard everytime m'babies
sherpaderp dingo the movie role fighting aliens along side Chris Pratt... he canceled it because it didn’t feel right in his heart. I think canceling all of those shows and letting so many of his fans down got to him. Now that he’s not doing the movie I’m sure he’ll be filling that time with more shows.
Don't have two earrings in one ear....ehhhh.....hey is your ear one ear or is it two ears? eh 's GOLD, babies! The tired eagle with the biggest shoulders kills it in this episode! Thank you Crystal Lea!
Thank god he got Chris Delia on this episode! I’ve been waiting for this
😂😂😂
They go way back.
The two youngest guys on earth. What are the odds
@The Look of Love Your reply needs more likes.
Ryan is a savage lmao
I don't know why but your stand-up is good, your podcast and your appearance on other podcasts is just another level. Your stand up got me interested, your podcast made me a cuda for Chris Delia content
I agree. His off the cuff riffing is great.
If Johnny Depp can’t wear turquoise, then we’re going back to game night man
Unreal one-liners
Idk why that was so funny lol had to be the delivery
Read this exactly when he said it. Like this comment was a fucking sub title.
Gimme a shirt with this on it haha
I was creased laughing at that line haha
“Cancel culture is crazy man” oh you have no idea😂
I’m not sure what I like better, radio guy voice or robot voice
radio guys great
Hello id like to make a purchase with my apple card.
Ben Stewart YUM
Robot voice, easily.
add anime voice...
As i clicked on this video i dropped my tablet...thankfully i was waching Chris Delia because...the drop didnt make a dennnnnnnnnt! Now did it get scratched ?yes.. but did it break? No..am i mad? Yes..do i feel better since theres a new podcast? Yes
plenty of tablets at the log cabin
Are you loosing your mind? Yesss
is everyone that's a baby already fucked up? Definitely!
Are we first to go? No
Nailed it!!
Soiseverythingoknow?
Am I glad this comment ended at "Read More".... Yes.
45 year old woman, "I don't mean to scare you, but..."
Chris, " HERE WE GO!!" LMAO 😂
Dude, seriously
KILLED ME HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
If this whole podcast was Chris reenacting anime... I would consider it the best comedy special ever released.
If Callen and delia had a pod It could be called Crinks & Wrinks
When Brandon shwab goes off and does his podcast with the Theo Bryan should go and start one with Chris
Daniel Kelly bryans already got another podcast with this dude called hunter but i hope eventually does one with crinks
Theo Von and crinks need a podcast together
Or it would be called 10 minute podcast and still be the greatest thing either of them ever did
Crinks & Wrinks backin' up the Brinks
OMFG your anime voices are SPOT ON!!! Dying here, choking on my salad, at my desk.
Beth Hunter nice what kinda of salad? And what kind of desk?
@@user-lk8ep6nh1u lava
Timestamp?
James Fraser why are you following me? You got blasted on that one comment LOL
@ianjsutt cobb
I've never been this early to a new podcast Babies and I'm god damn excited.
I'm such a baby that I can't even wipe my own ass I just got done shitting can someone please help me wipe
So sick
Same.
@@letmeinyourhouse965 if you were a true baby, you would just shit someone else's pants. No mess, no dents! Ehhhhh s'easy!
Just get the app. You can watch the shit live
Im from Croatia and its 1 am rn, should i sleep so i canworktomorrowandnotbetired yyes, is it badforhealth yyes, will i stay up yyyyyees, lyffreeeps
I fucking cried reading this
Eh se foreign lolol
Do you like the Olympics?
You're strong, dude
He said he’s going to Peoria Illinois for some reason... I love when Chris shits on different cities.
On my gravestone: "If Johnny Depp can't wear turquoise, then we're going back to game night."
This podcast makes me want to light myself on fire as tribute to the cult
No balls.
I'll be that monk that's on the cover of Rage Against the Machine's first album, think I won't be. We'll be burning a bunch of babies like the Romans homie
Hey! Hobosamiches.... prove it
Thank you for your sacrifice
“BUTTERS SAM COOPER...YOU’RE AN INCELL...YOU’RE ALL INCELLS!!”
The best part
Didn’t even hear Johnny Depp was cancelled.. that’s how you know it *DOESNT MATTER*
yeah same.
good point.
The turquoise jewelry graphics 😂 keep the graphics coming Juan fire
Im at work rn, but I think they can do without me for 1 hour, 5 minutes, and 14 seconds
*13 seconds
Blayne McAtee that’s the spirit lol
Blayne McAtee Simply they don’t pay you enough to not watch this podcast.
Naw its 14 seconds masterchief. Anyways you can listen and work can't you? That's what podcast are for if u can't watch it 😂
*At the Log Cabin, watching the podcast is your job.*
*See you there*
Watching this from Parts Plus Auto Parts parking lot
A man with one hand what a stupid comment!
A man with one hand and thaaaatttsss why I think that yoooooouuuu got BUTTFUCKED!!!!
I’m ok with this callback
@@jacktabor1087 😂😂😂😂
Too many p’s in this comment
" If Johnny Depp can't wear turquoise, we're going back to game night. " I need this on a shirt.
Roland Duson we need it
Wear*
@@LifeofJD autocorrect
you know what's weird about cancel culture is it doesnt affect anybody if you put your phone on airplane mode
fucking eh!
You better be getting that wide lense for the camera because dem shoulders are getting out of control.
Alex GodLikeKillerX don’t feed into it, it’s getting annoying you can tell that daddy is getting an ego
Just MOUNTAINOUS
5 dogs? i'm sorry, are you 5 people? give 4 of those dogs away. have one dog.
he legit said he was watching some friends dogs only 2 are his.
You can have 5 dogs to one person. GTFOH. If they’re taken care of, fuck off.
Chris can make fun of anything I enjoy, in this case it was anime and I’d still bust out laughing.
that anime bit was too on point
"Talk about RRRRUM DUM DADA DADA" ahahahahahah
Who else thinks Chris should voice act on a funny ass cartoon?
M M everyone he runs into all day will call him “how”. the guy on the street, the barista, the deli worker all call him “how”. Everyone at the set all greet him, “how” At the end of the day he comes home to his wife and she says, “hhhhhhHow.... will doing voice over work help your career..?”
Has to be pegioens ....
true cuz as actor he cant make it
This episode has taught me that Chris D'Elia should do voice acting in anime on the side. He'd be really good at it!
New merch t-shirts, "I need my plane HORSE FREE!" what a line!!
DUUUUDE!! Just listened to your POdcast audio. Your anime was killer!! I was rollin dude. Sounded just like it. Amazing. Do that more
Love when Chris just monotones his way through the Ads
This ep is so good, I've been laughing so hard dude. Great moves. Keep it up.
OMG the anime stuff had me ROLLING! So funny and so true 😆😅😂🤣
I loved the way he put the headset on. Like he was like "Is this aight? Yeah it's aight."
“If Johnny Depp can’t wear turquoise, then we’re going back to game night man” the way Chris’s brain works is a modern mystery
Here before Johnny Depp wears all the bracelets
And eyeshadow.
Always in eye shadow like he's ready to shoot a fucking Pirates of the Caribbean scene at any given time.
J H 😂😂😂
Johnny doin those commercials to pay for more wine, rings, and chains.
I'm just gonna say it, this is your best podcast. I've heard most of em, I'm a long time baby. This is the best I've heard.
UA-cam comments that need to go : "I'm a simple man, I see a video of (whoever), I click"
STOP IT!!!
Good one
I'm a simple man, I see casperld making a good point, I click thumbs up
S,dorky
@@Jay-oz5zo haha hahaha. ..
No, no. The absolute WORST UA-cam comment.
“No one:
Absolutely no one:
Person from video: (insert quote from video)”
It’s not even remotely funny.
Its here babies!!!!! Silly goose time!
"Dogs are incels"
- Chris D'Elia , Sept 2019
love hearing juan and ivan laughing in the background
I wish this episode was named “You’re an incel” or “Butters is an incel” 😂😂😂
Michael Boland we NEED “butters is an incel” merch.
3 minutes in & I'm loving the production value
That turquoise ju- ju- jewelry bit almost gave me a heart murmur.
🤣
I have a overbite 😅 thank you for telling me that all I need to do is wear flurry shoulder pads and my ugliness will be disguised 👌🏼😅
*Me:* *Takes a shot every time he says “dood”
*Also me:* *gets stomach pumped
Dances with Johnny Depp is my favorite post-civil war recession film from the 90s
Anyone else catch "you're a lot?" Took me back to that one moment from that one podcast and I was like "ohhhh. S'Chris."
Juan Fyre's giggles have become my favorite part of the pod 🖤
Sometimes you’re the first one , sometimes you’re not... whatcha gunna do... crapola babies... Crapola..It’s just a silly goose time
God I love that
Its_MillerTime 315 silly gooses haha!!! 🙌
I think the hot chick/cancel culture analogy was one of the greatest moments of 2019. Thanks
Hahaha! That 'Dating cancel culture' metaphor rant was hilarious and on point! XD
I drove by a mini donkey farm and had to turn around to do it again. It was one of my best days....it also reminded me of my visit to Boys Town, Mexico
Chris with the subtle Smart Water drink at the start, I see you Chris. Can't wait for the log cabin.
DDUUUUUDDDEEEEE didn't even catch that..... Fucking love the cult leader
I needed a silly goose time. This came right on time and in hand. Keep crushing it. Also can’t wait to put solar panels on the cult ranch house. Free power for all the electronics bbbbs
I just heard a car screetch and im literally on the corner of a Starbucks and my first thought was, “HOLY SHIT! What kind of coffee does he need!”
"Its for emotional support" "well its a lot more stressful now that im yelling at you, isnt it?" Im fucking crying
if callens dad wasn't in the cfr , he most definitely would be marching in the straight parade. He is that kind of guy.
Chris: rants about mini horses being stupid pets to name
Also Chris: calls his mini wolf by name and puts it on his lap
Airlines: "sir, you need to buy 2 seats because you're too fat to fly"
Also Airlines: "enjoy your flight madam, does your horse need some hay?"
This man's analogies are always on point!
calling your dog an incel is true baby behavior
He’s non stop. He cracks me up just off the top of his head. At 2:40 approximately that echo is fu@*ing hilarious.
Chris×Theo, superior metaphor kings
Anime:
54:30
55:26
56:55
57:24
Brought to the babies by... the cash app👌🏼
That ending with the anime voiceover had me dying hahahaahahha xD
johnny depp's got a cherokee heritage
BEST PODCAST YET! Mini horse bit is absolute gold.
Ayy I’m from Peoria Illinois lmao
The rant on NM out da gate a tremendous start to the day
Idk if Crinks has been feeling himself or what but these last few episodes have been fire. Especially when he drinks and does the MMmMmmMm thing. I laugh s'hard everytime m'babies
53:28 i fuckin spat out my gatorade
Night night Theo. Poor guy’s pancakes, eggs, bacon strips, and sausage links are gonna get cold.
I listened to this on the bus today, and was trying so hard not to laugh at the bit about the miniature horses.
Who else is here for a silly goose time and that's it?
Yeah! I came here from another cast that ain’t funny nomo! Screw a buncha emo talk! I like this gang.
omg that sneeze "heh" at 19:22 floored me
I love Theo but damn did he just get grand slammed at the end of this lol!!!
Ogrish Mike at least before this Theo canceled his movie role, and I’m assuming he’ll be making it up to his fans with new upcoming tour dates
@@unxnxwn1798 what role was that? Do you know why he cancelled?
Joe Palumbo I think I heard he cancelled the movie role too, doh!!
sherpaderp dingo the movie role fighting aliens along side Chris Pratt... he canceled it because it didn’t feel right in his heart. I think canceling all of those shows and letting so many of his fans down got to him. Now that he’s not doing the movie I’m sure he’ll be filling that time with more shows.
Lol because he probably felt bad because of this podcast (remember chris records these podcasts sometimes a couple of weeks before releasing)
I've worn 40 socks in the last 30 days, this Chris D'Elia guy isn't even in the socks category
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD CHRIS D'ELIA
Houston from houston youre getting your dark artists confused boy
Damien Monroe himself. Our dark prince.
@@andrewpridmore1803 not complexion i mean dark like satanic...of the dark arts. Y'christian ?
@@eden2esthar nah son you're missing out on the one they call the Rat King
@@andrewpridmore1803 gang gang bruh
I saw the burying the jewelry under the rock nonsense, but now I have to pause this to see this new commercial and I just can't wait
I want to see a "Top 50" in the "First to go" category. Where do we start?
Don't have two earrings in one ear....ehhhh.....hey is your ear one ear or is it two ears? eh 's GOLD, babies! The tired eagle with the biggest shoulders kills it in this episode! Thank you Crystal Lea!
How yous doing babies
Tooth ache
Yeah, I’m pretty good. Little hungry. Probably gonna whip something up here pretty soon. You?
Oh, by the way, fuck you too?
51:49 was funny. Everything that led up to it is what made me laugh.
1:00:51 Brody Steven impersonation
oh BY MISTAKE!! this WHOLE THING HAPPENED! that killed me lmao
YOU GOT A MINI HORSE ON THIS THING WITH WINGS IN THE AIR hahahaha
Did you know! Turquoise jewelry isn't just made by Native Americans. There are mines in Mexico, Chile, and even China.
I laughed so much this episode its like watching a stand up special 😂😂😂
(7:12 to 11:46) Chris' _Hot Chick Analogy_ for _Cancel Culture_ was 😂
HEY! ... I liked the couch the other way!!..
53:35 i lost it at work dude. I'm crying laughing
This podcast is just a supremely drawn out, off the cuff stand-up set. Bill Burr's is the same. 2 of the best to ever do it? Ye
EDIT: Comma
"Ay get that horse off tho!" - Chris D'Elia 2019
Line of the year!
Hes awake
32:05
This made me smile, not quite outta frame little guy. lol
I have stopped this episode on Spotify in order to start it from the beginning and watch it here. Heh
Dude can you get podcasts on spotify?
@@Blind_Side94 Yes you can!
I did the same thing with my podcast app, it adds a whole nutha layer of funny when u see his' facial expressions 😂
@@paulcervenka Spotify y'know?
heh eeh
Man these last podcasts have been hilarious. Keep it up Crinks.
What's the deal with getting my anti-anxiety cobra on an airliner?
06:12 PERFEKT explanation of "cancel culture"!