The Third Hokage "Taking Care" of Naruto

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  • Опубліковано 18 лют 2024
  • He really did my boy dirty 😂😂😂
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  • @Cilvanis
    @Cilvanis  3 місяці тому +452

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    • @jackambrose2762
      @jackambrose2762 3 місяці тому +4

      Will there be a third and final AoT vid since the show’s over?

    • @JayceCH.
      @JayceCH. 3 місяці тому +18

      That ad was out of pocket 😂😂😂

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 місяці тому

      @@jackambrose2762 AoT the final Cilvanis video final part part 2

    • @morlanepoincy5600
      @morlanepoincy5600 3 місяці тому

      Ngl this deserve one for every big 3

    • @moustafaabousalem1411
      @moustafaabousalem1411 3 місяці тому

      Why does this comment say 12 hours ago? What? Also can you do a skit on rezero?

  • @jonaldjodonald1888
    @jonaldjodonald1888 3 місяці тому +6252

    This mf ain't even feed Naruto. He loves ramem so much because the shop owner saved him from starving with it.

    • @mentosvagabond
      @mentosvagabond 3 місяці тому +912

      Yeah, ain't Naruto like broke af, I remember there's day that Naruto didn't even have money to buy instant ramen.
      Sarutobi didn't even left him has his parents house, Naruto live in a small apartment and have to pay rent by himself.

    • @SirGuyBlack
      @SirGuyBlack 3 місяці тому +657

      @@mentosvagabondif I remember correctly during Naruto’s birth the village used minatos money ect to pay fix the village leaving Naruto with damn near nothing

    • @kymo6343
      @kymo6343 3 місяці тому +624

      @@SirGuyBlack Damn lol. Someone called him Ninja Harry Potter but at least Harry Potter got to keep his wizard coin... XD;;

    • @ShouryaRathore
      @ShouryaRathore 3 місяці тому +27

      that was filler,it didnt happen in the manga

    • @poorsvids4738
      @poorsvids4738 3 місяці тому +302

      They took his inheritance. Sasuke's too.

  • @Kuromae402
    @Kuromae402 3 місяці тому +5540

    "You got the demon fox that killed your parents inside you, you're never lonely." Is Wild

    • @zthehooman
      @zthehooman 3 місяці тому +15

      445th like

    • @northernlightz5319
      @northernlightz5319 3 місяці тому +7

      518th like

    • @deseonthewarlock
      @deseonthewarlock 3 місяці тому +65

      I mean eventually he was right the wind up being friends

    • @Aniblast
      @Aniblast 3 місяці тому +70

      didn't even him tell him about that, left him alone with the demon in his belly

    • @wakamoon1910
      @wakamoon1910 3 місяці тому +19

      not just his parents, probably a bunch of other villagers too.

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 3 місяці тому +7297

    Sarutobi really heard the dying request of his student’s student and his wife, then allowed their son to become Ninja Harry Potter. Smh.

    • @Narlaw1199
      @Narlaw1199 3 місяці тому +756

      It's on Minato honestly. He forced Sarutobi out of retirement by dying, what an asshole. He's lucky that the third was kind enough to give a roof to Naruto after that 😤

    • @JohnnyRamRod
      @JohnnyRamRod 3 місяці тому +286

      LMAO@@Narlaw1199

    • @CIavis
      @CIavis 3 місяці тому +169

      @@Narlaw1199😭

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 3 місяці тому +257

      @Narlaw1199 that's a WILD take if you ain't trolling then DAMN😂😂

    • @cupofoats
      @cupofoats 3 місяці тому +193

      ​​@@Narlaw1199loving your creativity 😂 let this man write boruto

  • @jackhanver1420
    @jackhanver1420 3 місяці тому +5121

    "Please take care of my son."
    Third Hokage: I'll treat him like my own son.
    "Didn't you treat your son like trash?"
    Third Hokage: Go into the light.

    • @notbon5432
      @notbon5432 3 місяці тому +110

      He had a son?

    • @Maethus
      @Maethus 3 місяці тому +419

      @@notbon5432 Asuma

    • @TheAwsomeManny
      @TheAwsomeManny 3 місяці тому +84

      @@Maethusand someone else

    • @King_Kunta
      @King_Kunta 3 місяці тому +26

      @@Maethusasuma wasn’t his son I thought

    • @omnipresentl1316
      @omnipresentl1316 3 місяці тому +283

      ​@@King_Kunta his name is Asuma Sarutobi. His friends even say that his dad was the Third Hokage.

  • @tahmiduddin7511
    @tahmiduddin7511 3 місяці тому +4371

    3rd hokage protecting him by giving him expired milk to live off

    • @ShouryaRathore
      @ShouryaRathore 3 місяці тому +35

      That was filler. It didnt happen in manga

    • @andrevaughn6980
      @andrevaughn6980 3 місяці тому +309

      @@ShouryaRathorethis isn’t the W you think it is!😂

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ShouryaRathoreSo they were just expressing his deadbeat ass some more then

    • @Nakedjackfrost
      @Nakedjackfrost 3 місяці тому +100

      ​@@ShouryaRathore still makes sence if it was canon he neglectic af

    • @ShouryaRathore
      @ShouryaRathore 3 місяці тому +44

      @@andrevaughn6980 All im saying is,the anime makes him out to be worse than he is. In the manga he never promised kushina/minato he would take care of Naruto,nor did he ever let Naruto starve or give him less money than he needed.He also let Naruto get away with lots of graffiti and chaos in the village,he was the one who asked iruka to look after Naruto

  • @Jonnymerc
    @Jonnymerc 3 місяці тому +3980

    Treated orichimaru better

    • @unc54
      @unc54 3 місяці тому +43

      Lol what? He should have killed Orochimaru instead of letting him escape

    • @ultimamage3
      @ultimamage3 3 місяці тому +452

      @@unc54 He treated Orochimaru better by always treating him w kid gloves lmao

    • @unc54
      @unc54 3 місяці тому +54

      @@ultimamage3 Ah my bad. For some reason I thought he said Sarutobi should have treated Orochimaru better.

    • @Jonnymerc
      @Jonnymerc 3 місяці тому +21

      @unc54 lol we are in agreement 🤝

    • @tc2241
      @tc2241 3 місяці тому +19

      Daaaaaamn, you right, but still 😂

  • @paulduro2044
    @paulduro2044 3 місяці тому +1470

    This is the real reason why in the fight between orochimaru and hiruzen, he had to stop orochi from summoning Minato 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lilblackies
      @lilblackies 3 місяці тому +158

      THIS!!!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @kianbrusselbach6106
      @kianbrusselbach6106 3 місяці тому +284

      He knew Minato would have WILLINGLY whooped his ass if he got the chance to

    • @chrysaliscrisis8530
      @chrysaliscrisis8530 2 місяці тому +51

      LMAOOOOOO this is exactly why 😂😂😂

    • @TheWorkersNewspaper1994
      @TheWorkersNewspaper1994 2 місяці тому +61

      Minato gonna take out the belt and slippers.

    • @michaelangel6165
      @michaelangel6165 2 місяці тому +22

      Eventhough it would had fail but still I accept this as canon

  • @darryljack6612
    @darryljack6612 3 місяці тому +2532

    Hiruzen really fumbled the ball in so many ways. Between letting naruto get treated worse than a stepchild and putting Danzo on house arrest for genocide, mans needed to be impeached or something.

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 3 місяці тому +287

      He got impeached alright

    • @malachithomas651
      @malachithomas651 3 місяці тому +127

      Well the strongest In the village gets to be the kage. Who would have stopped him? NOBODY. Maybe jariya but he didn't want it.

    • @Mustache99
      @Mustache99 3 місяці тому +109

      Yep when the Village knew about Kurama, Hiruzen should have put Two and Two together with Danzo, and he has the ultimate Power
      He was a weak Will man that Is his flaw as an hokage

    • @DarkDragonRus
      @DarkDragonRus 3 місяці тому +21

      @@malachithomas651 wait, why Maito Guy wasn't Hokage then? He is strongest, it's even in his name.

    • @kevinroy6553
      @kevinroy6553 3 місяці тому

      He didn't get impeached, but he sure got impaled though.

  • @KXNGJORDAN092
    @KXNGJORDAN092 3 місяці тому +1549

    Kakashi: Is Naruto doing alright?
    Sarutobi: What's a Naruto?

    • @darthportus
      @darthportus 3 місяці тому +91

      Kakashi: I know right !!! HAHAHAHAHAH
      Saurotbi: HAHAHAHAHAH !!!

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 місяці тому +77

      Iruka was the first adult who gave a damn about Naruto and even he had to air his grievances to a CHILD, just because he's a jinchurriki (if I remember the word correctly) and the nine-tails killed his parents.

    • @moroniw6415
      @moroniw6415 3 місяці тому +54

      @@darthportusKakashi was 15 when Minato died. Putting any blame on him is wild, especially with the troubles he was having in his life

    • @p.m.e.7311
      @p.m.e.7311 3 місяці тому +21

      "Yeah naruto is a good food."

    • @Shoujo_o
      @Shoujo_o 3 місяці тому

      ​@moroniw6415 Bro could've at least done a little something as an adult. Mf was just standing next to trees reading porn lmao

  • @duck20484
    @duck20484 3 місяці тому +894

    Don't forget that Hiruzen also hid the fact that Naruto was the 4th Hokage's son but didn't bother hiding about Naruto being Kuubi's vessel so that people can treat him like shit 😂

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 місяці тому +256

      “Uzumaki? Is he related to Kushina?”
      “Nah he just some lil mark we put the Fox in so treat him like the monster he is” 😂

    • @ratedr7845
      @ratedr7845 3 місяці тому +64

      @@DragonBlack199 He did, in some Naruto novels, it's revealed that danzo leaked that info

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 місяці тому +5

      @@ratedr7845 i know that i was making a joke

    • @ratedr7845
      @ratedr7845 3 місяці тому +2

      @@DragonBlack199 ah, okay

    • @CARLWINARDCHOY
      @CARLWINARDCHOY 3 місяці тому +1

      That was danzo

  • @corey2232
    @corey2232 3 місяці тому +2156

    So unrealistic, Naruto could never stay quiet for more than 10 seconds! *BELIEVE IT!*

    • @Patrick-tg6wm
      @Patrick-tg6wm 3 місяці тому +252

      Well, as a child. He is more quiet, and the time he start talking people keep avoiding him. No wonder He become such a trouble maker when he started his ninja Academy.

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 3 місяці тому +22

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mirandaandrews2872
      @mirandaandrews2872 3 місяці тому +14

      I remember 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 3 місяці тому +18

      Dattebayo

    • @HectorT52
      @HectorT52 3 місяці тому +14

      ​@@Patrick-tg6wm Yeah but then he wouldn't have shadow clone because he sucked at making those before he graduated

  • @dcanedemboyz7431
    @dcanedemboyz7431 3 місяці тому +1148

    ''Quite acting like you lonely, you got the demon fox that killed your parents inside you'' 💀💀

  • @xhoodedmaster7600
    @xhoodedmaster7600 3 місяці тому +1135

    Taunting Naruto about playing with Konohamaru is dastardly 😂😂😂

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 3 місяці тому +36

      Doin dem dastardly deeds😂😂

    • @johngcp
      @johngcp 3 місяці тому +20

      Did you not see Naruto have to retake the exam vs. konohamaru? He got back at the 3rd 10 fold. He was like yeah old man. I know you are up there watching him get these hands, and you can't do anything to stop me. He went sage mode he was so calm, beating that kid. 😂

    • @Monty2289
      @Monty2289 11 днів тому

      Thats why he beat the breaks off little bro in the the chunin exams

  • @user-uh7xy2ek2s
    @user-uh7xy2ek2s 3 місяці тому +1021

    "treat him like my own son" bro treated him like he was in an orphanage

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 3 місяці тому +39

      so, better than he treated his two sons.

    • @theod4660
      @theod4660 3 місяці тому +16

      Well, it doesn’t mean that he lied

    • @rickeybernard8156
      @rickeybernard8156 3 місяці тому +23

      But he did treat his son like trash too. That's the irony.

    • @Soulbone3
      @Soulbone3 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Chrono_Mitsurugifucked up thing is you right 😂

    • @samwilson4597
      @samwilson4597 2 місяці тому +2

      he watched him getting bullied on the daily

  • @cadetjones9205
    @cadetjones9205 3 місяці тому +557

    Slapping Naruto with the Better Help scam was the final nail in the coffin.

    • @canone.colombe
      @canone.colombe 3 місяці тому +24

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @hen-l
      @hen-l 3 місяці тому +6

      Scam?

    • @cadetjones9205
      @cadetjones9205 3 місяці тому

      @@hen-l BetterHelp came under fire in 2023 when it was discovered they were selling the personal information of their clients to social media companies and actively ignoring refund requests regarding poor quality therapists.
      The company went to court for it too, so it's not like it's some rumor.

    • @WeAreTheDraiken
      @WeAreTheDraiken 3 місяці тому +30

      ​@hen-l Better Help is kinda shaddy is what I've heard.

    • @nacligang
      @nacligang 3 місяці тому +35

      They gon tell bro to just stop being negative all the time😭😭😭😭

  • @DangericeDreams
    @DangericeDreams 3 місяці тому +871

    1:15 I feel like Naruto summoning shadow clones is legit something he would do to feel less lonely

    • @ultimamage3
      @ultimamage3 3 місяці тому +189

      Sasuke gets him on this in their last battle. That he used shadow clones to make up for how lonely he was

    • @SomeBlackGuyWithABigD
      @SomeBlackGuyWithABigD 3 місяці тому

      He did. He used shadows clones to play card games

    • @excalubar
      @excalubar 3 місяці тому +136

      I think it was a filler but didn’t Naruto play soccer with his shadow clones in one episode

    • @poopinbabe8972
      @poopinbabe8972 3 місяці тому +144

      @@excalubar yea he did i think he was also playing board games with his clones in shipudden

    • @bipolar-tiger
      @bipolar-tiger 3 місяці тому

      No fking way Naruto wasn't fking his female clones (or male, if you're into that ship)
      The question is if he fks his clones, is it masturbation or incest?

  • @NoBadsign
    @NoBadsign 3 місяці тому +294

    Hiruzen: "Imma treat him like my own kid!"
    Asuma: 🤨

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 2 місяці тому +20

      Asuma: he gon have a rough life. But if he breaks away from my toxic ahh dad he gon have that dawg in him fr 💀 ~ tightens durag~

    • @ChanceCalamity95
      @ChanceCalamity95 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@shadow_realm47 asuma always struck me as chill like that

  • @KindredDoomBot
    @KindredDoomBot 3 місяці тому +134

    "You wanna be like that Sasuke kid out there¿ He homeless!" LMAO

  • @rikimaru700
    @rikimaru700 3 місяці тому +494

    Third Hokage: its me baby!
    Also Third Hokage: puts naruto in the hood with some ramen noodles

    • @Famygdala
      @Famygdala 3 місяці тому

      "Whatchu mean your tummy ache-? Damn, you a wuss. Look, wash those dry ass, uncooked ramen noodles down with some milk! I know I got you some milk, like, three months ago!"

    • @svenrio8521
      @svenrio8521 3 місяці тому +8

      Ayyy MinaDeku 👍

    • @rikimaru700
      @rikimaru700 3 місяці тому

      @@svenrio8521 My Crackship turned legit lol

  • @PomidorkaCherry
    @PomidorkaCherry 3 місяці тому +365

    Bringing up Sasuke's situation like that, was brutal😂💔💀

    • @marbles863
      @marbles863 3 місяці тому +68

      Stone cold, the reason why Sasuke doesn't want to go home is because he still lives in the house his brother killed his parents in....Honestly completely fucked lol.

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 місяці тому +37

      Sasuke was literally living better than him 😂

    • @diobrando6919
      @diobrando6919 3 місяці тому +40

      Sauske did have a better apartment and lived more clean.

    • @PrinceLobo-es8kl
      @PrinceLobo-es8kl 3 місяці тому

      probably got scholarships or something cause boy was best in class, not to mention the amount of people that came to watch chunin exams for him, might have got him some sponsorships lol@@diobrando6919

    • @orsted995
      @orsted995 3 місяці тому +20

      Now that I think about... After the massacre...we ain't never seen Sasuke in a house again

  • @woodyslams7270
    @woodyslams7270 3 місяці тому +671

    considering how hirizen treated asuma I guess he did treat him like his son

    • @aquaos
      @aquaos 3 місяці тому +83

      Oh gad this comment is cruel 😂😂😂

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 3 місяці тому +47

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that

    • @planetbirthday6859
      @planetbirthday6859 3 місяці тому +20

      Did the story actually go in depth on their relationship been awhile I don't remember any flashbacks

    • @jeremyrdlamaxima7052
      @jeremyrdlamaxima7052 3 місяці тому +7

      ⁠​⁠@@planetbirthday6859I remember a couple of flashbacks but i don’t think they went too deep into it. Either way from what I remember Hiruzen was kinda hard on him. But i haven’t seen the show in a while 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @multechpro7151
      @multechpro7151 3 місяці тому +8

      bro its a ninja village what do you expect? life is tough

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 3 місяці тому +272

    Hiruzen: "Imma treat him like my own son."
    Asuma: "That kid bout to find out why I spend all my time outside of the village or with Kurenai or the Nara clan..."

  • @furmetalalchemist
    @furmetalalchemist 3 місяці тому +399

    😂😂 3rd Hokage straight did Naruto dirty!

  • @SirDubbs
    @SirDubbs 3 місяці тому +104

    To be fair, he did hold up the promise to treat Naruto like his own son.

  • @A1stardan
    @A1stardan 3 місяці тому +79

    Ramen guy showed more love and care to Naruto than third hokage ever did.
    All while assigning an entire person as caretaker and teacher for his grandson 😂

    • @Egghead012
      @Egghead012 2 місяці тому +10

      Meanwhile Iruka shed blood, sweat, and tears to raise Naruto and was like the father Naruto never had.

  • @jackambrose2762
    @jackambrose2762 3 місяці тому +70

    “You want friends. Like BE REASONABLE.” hmd 😂😭😂😭

  • @zetsubanned4308
    @zetsubanned4308 3 місяці тому +289

    Kakashi and Jiraiya also deserve to get shit on. J-Man I can excuse, he had to keep track of Orochimaru because apparently no one else would, but Kakashi didn't so much as check on the kid until he was assigned to be his teacher. Which he also sucked at.
    Almost like Naruto's origin story was a clumsy retcon that wasn't solidified until Part 2 and basically makes every living adult in Naruto's life look x1000 worse in hindsight. Even subtracting that, the idea that Konoha allowed its emotionally vulnerable walking-nuke-in-a-child's-body just live alone and unsupervised in squalor while places like Kumo had whole-ass village-wide systems in place for their jinchuuriki makes Konoha look like the dumbest village out there.

    • @Vanacloud
      @Vanacloud 3 місяці тому +81

      So... it's like the real world 🤣🤣 If you REALLY think about it... lots of people in this world don't give a shit either until it becomes their own problem

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 3 місяці тому +57

      Shit, there was also Minato's other team that he taught FTG to. None of them even helped Naruto train a single day even AFTER he got popular.

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 3 місяці тому

      ​@@wanderlustwarriorI don't remember that team, is it manga only?

    • @denickart
      @denickart 3 місяці тому +70

      Jiraiya's definitely the worst imo. He's Naruto's actual godfather and he didn't even meet him until he was 13.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 3 місяці тому +15

      @@Soul_Alpha No, but I misremembered. They werent his students, they were his bodyguards. They were the ones who helped warp Ay and Tsunade to the war, IIRC.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 3 місяці тому +41

    It’s amazing Naruto turned out as well as he did, it could have gone south very fast if he went on a villain arc.

    • @reggienullator
      @reggienullator 3 місяці тому +41

      if the ramen guy didn't help, that village would be gone

    • @TertiaryTrash
      @TertiaryTrash 3 місяці тому +26

      ramen guy and Iruka are the only reason he ain't a villain

    • @varadsalunkhe9008
      @varadsalunkhe9008 3 місяці тому +7

      considering he had the nine tails even more so

    • @blacklivesorblackvotes2985
      @blacklivesorblackvotes2985 Місяць тому +3

      Ramen Guy and Iruka are god-sends.

  • @SepticEmpire
    @SepticEmpire 3 місяці тому +491

    This is why you don’t write the story as it goes
    One flashback and the entire story falls apart like wtf

    • @roxonightreturns
      @roxonightreturns 3 місяці тому +190

      I won't say the story falls apart, but hiruzen's character does come in to question

    • @silverdragon122
      @silverdragon122 3 місяці тому +90

      A lot of people don't know that. Kishimoto has said in interviews that Naruto wasn't finished while he was working on it.
      Glad at least 1 other preson knows the deal. The retcons ruin a lot of characters and plot points.

    • @SepticEmpire
      @SepticEmpire 3 місяці тому +52

      @@silverdragon122 yup retcons and rushing writers are the biggest ways to destroy a show and derail it from the creators original vision
      Continuing the story can also lead to this too and when anime or things in general are successful people only care about milking it for the most profit which to me is basically what boruto is doing

    • @vanessathomas9641
      @vanessathomas9641 3 місяці тому +44

      Unfortunately, this is pretty common manga writing practice. Most mangaka are artists first and writers second.

    • @SRFAA
      @SRFAA 3 місяці тому +35

      ​@@silverdragon122An interview isn't needed to know that lol. Most manga do not have completed stories from the start, and as the story progresses it will usually get people to question earlier points in the series.
      For example - Shanks losing his arm while saving Luffy despite everything characters weaker than him are capable of in the present story.

  • @zacksmith5963
    @zacksmith5963 3 місяці тому +308

    Third hokage : most OP worthless character ever .
    1. Had Orochimaru cornered . Didn't do anything about him.
    2. Didn't save anyone during 9 tails attack.
    3. Allowed the Uchiha massacre to happen despite every bit of power to stop it .
    4. Allowed Danzo to do as he pleased.
    Damn Sarutobi

    • @silverdragon122
      @silverdragon122 3 місяці тому +109

      You forgot 5. No punishment for Danzo after orchestrating literal genocide.

    • @jacksmith-mu3ee
      @jacksmith-mu3ee 3 місяці тому +13

      ​@@silverdragon122 that's 4

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 3 місяці тому +74

      @@silverdragon122 One more, Danzo literally tried to assassinate Sarutobi with Tenzo.
      Danzo: Its just a prank yo!
      Sarutobi: Aight cool bruh

    • @kniveskunn
      @kniveskunn 3 місяці тому +10

      This is going to be a hard pill to swallow, but tobirama is the most worthless op character. Yeah, he's smart. He made a lot of jutsu. But like 90% of the conflict in Naruto is tobirama's fault
      Edo tensei's his fault
      Uchiha massacre his
      Nine tails attacking the village was his fault
      Did nothing in the war
      Got killed by fodder ninja
      And he isn't even the best at using jutsu he invented.

    • @benji_san
      @benji_san 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@kniveskunn​​ all that is forgiven bc he wanted to slice Madara but lame ahh Hashirama stopped him, Hashirama is to blame for War Arc

  • @CS-om3kj
    @CS-om3kj 3 місяці тому +78

    Bro even Sasuke had a TV in his room 😂

  • @Emtes55
    @Emtes55 3 місяці тому +285

    Hiruzen Sarutobi really did Minato and Kushina dirty 💀💀

  • @sayajin8773
    @sayajin8773 2 місяці тому +6

    Like bro literally had the whole village's income under his finger tips and poor kid naruto was being charity fed by the ramen guy

  • @kng_kevn
    @kng_kevn 3 місяці тому +88

    Quit acting like you lonely. You got the swing, don't you? - that would be so outta pocket

  • @LordPotatoThief
    @LordPotatoThief 3 місяці тому +120

    Hiruzen definitely did treat Naruto like his own son, Asuma

  • @thiefthearcher9907
    @thiefthearcher9907 3 місяці тому +26

    Imagine if Naruto made friends with the fox early, and they went and ran the hands on the Third?😂

    • @benji_san
      @benji_san 3 місяці тому +5

      I mean no one would try and stop him only those two lame dudes watching the gate would try and intervene 😂

    • @Ola-jz7oj
      @Ola-jz7oj 2 місяці тому +7

      This is almost how Gaara became Kazekage 😅

  • @PapaWolfDogZeus
    @PapaWolfDogZeus 3 місяці тому +46

    This gotta be the first BetterHelp ad I've watched more than 5 seconds of. I must have been stunned by the realization that I've never seen Sasuke in a house...

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 місяці тому +9

      Kakashi and the 3rd were in it while he was out in the beginning checking the living situation of his soon to be students (i want to say the Sasuke part is from a filler but he did visit Naruto’s place while he was gone) and Sasuke was seen in it just before he left the village

    • @PapaWolfDogZeus
      @PapaWolfDogZeus 3 місяці тому +2

      @@DragonBlack199 Must have been filler, cause I skipped those. Good looking out though, my G.

  • @badman3000
    @badman3000 3 місяці тому +35

    They're literally is a filler part in the anime where he basically just gives a 8 year old Naruto $500 for the month a told him not to spend it all on ramen and candy and just leaves.

    • @silverdragon122
      @silverdragon122 3 місяці тому +15

      Filler? Sounds pretty canon to me.

    • @badman3000
      @badman3000 3 місяці тому +4

      @@silverdragon122 it was in a filler episode but it probably happened in the Canon too.

    • @TertiaryTrash
      @TertiaryTrash 3 місяці тому +19

      ​@@silverdragon122in canon he woulda gave him 5 and kept the rest

    • @ryujinb.5452
      @ryujinb.5452 3 місяці тому +8

      @@TertiaryTrash omg i can't 🤣

  • @Mondain30
    @Mondain30 3 місяці тому +85

    Oh yeah, Hiruzen saw Dumbledore and says "Hold my smoking pipe"😂

    • @rodriguezjavier6726
      @rodriguezjavier6726 2 місяці тому +5

      Curious because in the Latin Spanish dub both Dumbledore and hiruzen has the same voice actor

  • @coolbeans3752
    @coolbeans3752 3 місяці тому +26

    Ichiraku was more of a father than the Hokage himself.

  • @77joestar_
    @77joestar_ 3 місяці тому +32

    I mean we all know it was for story purposes but it’s one of the best running jokes Naruto has given us 😂

    • @silverdragon122
      @silverdragon122 3 місяці тому +17

      It was definitely a retcon. No problems if Naruto had been a nobody they just stuck a bijuu in.

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 місяці тому +5

      Right? Because if they were told off rip he was the 4th’s kid they would’ve shown him a little respect lol

    • @sergoross3964
      @sergoross3964 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@silverdragon122 Even then. Its practically a nuclear level weaponry in the hands of a kid. Anybody with 9tails inside of him should have gotten prime care and personal jonin to look after him. Maybe alienation form majority of the villagers would have stayed, cause he is a danger, but jonins should have made sure, that kid doesnt feel abandoned.

    • @donalddarko5807
      @donalddarko5807 3 місяці тому +16

      Naruto is one of those stories swaying between trash and masterpiece because it has amazing concepts, characters art etc but it's handled so sloppily writing wise at key moments.
      When I read I always thought that realistically Naruto should've been seen as a hero or at least been taken care of properly since an Uzumaki with the 9 tails inside of him who's also the Hokage's child would definitely be seen as a future asset.

  • @jeffyboyreloaded
    @jeffyboyreloaded 3 місяці тому +28

    "stop playing this sadass music too" 😂

  • @dangererz4373
    @dangererz4373 3 місяці тому +44

    Mikoto Uchiha really wanted to adopt Naruto .she couldn't adopt him. She really did want to, as Kushina was one of her closest friends too.

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 місяці тому +12

      If that’s legit that honestly wouldn’t be surprising given how the Uchiha were suspected of the Nine Tails attack giving them Naruto would’ve screwed them over sooner

    • @MixedChick1
      @MixedChick1 3 місяці тому +1

      I didnt know she wanted to adopt him. Maybe it wasnt in the anime.

    • @rea9473
      @rea9473 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@MixedChick1 it was in the anime but I didn't see it until the 3rd or 4th rewatch, so it's unsurprising that you don't recall it.

    • @darthhorizon1735
      @darthhorizon1735 3 місяці тому +2

      @@rea9473What episode

    • @Drip_Wooper
      @Drip_Wooper Місяць тому

      Thats the only thing that is justifiable tbh, the Uchiha were under the suspicion of being behind the last terrorist attack and planning to do it again, even if they werent gonna do nothing (yet) the uchiha adopting the 9 tails would be them shooting themselves in the foot, would be hard to deny the allegations

  • @unc54
    @unc54 3 місяці тому +65

    The messed up part is that ranks lower on Sarutobi's screw-ups.

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 2 місяці тому +9

      1. orochi
      2. Danzo
      3. Uchiha masscare
      4. Anbu
      5. Ninetales attack
      6. Treating Asuma badly
      7. Treating Jiraya as "less than" his whole life
      8. Treating Tsunade badly when she needed guidance
      9. Putting too much responsibility on the 4th while trying to control the "behind the scenes" and not actually giving up power.
      10. Events leading upto the uchiha masscare( not protecting shisui)
      11. Treatment of Kakashi after he lost everyone.
      12. Allowing the hyuga clan to destroy neji's life for "tradition"
      13. Chunin exams
      14. Treatment of Naruto
      15. Treatment of Sasuke
      16. Putting Naruto and Sasuke on the same team (2 nukes)
      17. Badly grouping the academy graduates besides ino- shika- cho which is a default team.

    • @Drip_Wooper
      @Drip_Wooper Місяць тому

      About n17, I would argue he made one (1) good choice in the team departament, by allowing Guy to have Neji and Lee together, since it motivated Lee to train to the point he unlocked the 8 gates by age 13. Was it through immense abuse? Yes. Was it a tough and very backhanded help? Yes. But I guess its just the 3rds way of doing things

  • @dethhollow
    @dethhollow 3 місяці тому +53

    "Here's your breakfast, lunch, AND dinner!"
    Could have stopped it right there and it'd be amazing, lol!

  • @Tywil714
    @Tywil714 3 місяці тому +85

    Naruto had every right to destroy the village

  • @MikeDaddyMCS
    @MikeDaddyMCS 3 місяці тому +14

    The way that Danzo and Orochimaru were treated better

  • @TheWorkersNewspaper1994
    @TheWorkersNewspaper1994 2 місяці тому +4

    If it wasn't for the ridiculous amount of kindness in Naruto, he would've joined the Akatsuki and ended the world. Good job Sarutobi.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Місяць тому +5

    Bro really gave a 4 year old a small allowance to spend on food and expected a kid to take care of himself 😭

  • @SamTheGumMan117
    @SamTheGumMan117 3 місяці тому +17

    Hiruzen didn't leave for milk he made Naruto get his own milk and use the same carton for months lmao

  • @Not_TheFinalBoss
    @Not_TheFinalBoss 3 місяці тому +137

    Bro did the opposite of what he said 😂

    • @jshinobigamingdojo
      @jshinobigamingdojo 3 місяці тому +9

      Troll-No-Jutsu

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 3 місяці тому +17

      nah, he did exactly what he said. bro treated naruto just as shit as he did his two sons.

    • @jshinobigamingdojo
      @jshinobigamingdojo 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Chrono_Mitsurugi He had two sons? lol
      He did favor konahomaru though.

    • @theod4660
      @theod4660 3 місяці тому +5

      @@jshinobigamingdojoAsuma and Konohamaru’s parent.

    • @jshinobigamingdojo
      @jshinobigamingdojo 3 місяці тому +1

      @@theod4660 oh yea. for some reason, I thought Asuma was his parent. 🤦🏽‍♂️
      Was Konohamaru’s parents rip’d in the Ninetails battle?
      It’s been a while.

  • @dlobelow760
    @dlobelow760 3 місяці тому +36

    There really was no reason for that man to throw him away like that.
    *HE WAS JUST A BOY*

  • @CodsaAnimation
    @CodsaAnimation 2 місяці тому +4

    Sarutobi really made a promise to Minato and wiped his ass with that promise.

  • @Anpers
    @Anpers 3 місяці тому +33

    This doesn’t do it justice. This man cilvanis made hiruzen look like a saint

  • @whycaregenshin4091
    @whycaregenshin4091 3 місяці тому +17

    Naruto is living such hard time, and in the end, the god gifted him BORUTO. Man is destined walk the tough journey till the end

    • @rahulchatterjee9910
      @rahulchatterjee9910 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah that pathetic shit

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 2 місяці тому +4

      😂 boruto would have released the tail beast at 9 inside the academy to masscare everyone and killed everyone in the village by 12 if he was in Naruto's situation

  • @evelynn1077
    @evelynn1077 3 місяці тому +5

    this video pretty much puts all my gripes with the 3rd hokage in a nutshell. let's not forget about how he let danzo commit war crimes under his watch too

  • @DangericeDreams
    @DangericeDreams 3 місяці тому +94

    1:46 You know, I always wondered why they never just told Naruto this. Like, how cruel can you be to not even tell a kid who his own parents are?

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 3 місяці тому +10

      They said some dumb shit about protecting him hence why he got his moms last name instead of his fathers

    • @TerrelSam
      @TerrelSam 3 місяці тому +40

      @@retronerds6884 Thing is. even if Minato's marriage was kept a secret, wont ppl that were friends with Kurenai recognize the name? And its not like the Uzumakis were some nothing clan, they were a decently known clan that was an offshoot of the senju clan

    • @planetbirthday6859
      @planetbirthday6859 3 місяці тому +11

      @@TerrelSam leaf villagers dum dum

    • @maestromgx
      @maestromgx 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@TerrelSamsupposedly Uzumaki women is known for it's massive chakra heritage iirc,there is also the fact that Minato being hokage because he single handedly won the war for Konoha, perhaps some wanted revenge for it

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 3 місяці тому +11

      @@TerrelSam yes to all of this they literally have the uzumaki clan symbol on their back the senjiu's and them are cousins the previous nine tails host was a uzumaki giving naruto the last name was an even bigger red flag

  • @trentwyatt948
    @trentwyatt948 3 місяці тому +20

    3rd Hokage:Leader of the Leaf Village. Suppose to protect everyone in it
    Also 3rd Hokage with Naruto: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @hcook1023
    @hcook1023 3 місяці тому +26

    Seriously have to give it up for Iurka, when this man became an actual adult took care of Naruto better than every single adult in his life
    Meanwhile the third hokage went on to become a doting grandfather meanwhile Jiriyia and Kakashi GTFO faster than a deadbeat father going out for a pack of cigs

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 3 місяці тому +3

      Shout out to Iruka sensei for real!

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 місяці тому

      Jiraiya “Going out to chase some hoes my former best friend and write a dirty book series be back when or if you graduate the academy” 😂

    • @jakehudson5095
      @jakehudson5095 3 місяці тому +10

      You forgot the ramen guy

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName 3 місяці тому +12

      Iruka treated Naruto like trash too until he talked with Kakashi, the ramen stand dude is the one who saved Naruto from starvation and was the first kind person he ever met.

    • @01angadsingh
      @01angadsingh 2 місяці тому

      that is filler never mentioned in the manga@@F1rstNameLastName

  • @jaydenbaidoo2844
    @jaydenbaidoo2844 2 місяці тому +4

    ''You want turn on lights, you want a tv, you want friends, like be reasonable"-😂😂😂😂

  • @the_macik_p
    @the_macik_p 3 місяці тому +16

    Fr tho any other anime character will turn straight villain after that childhood

  • @Darth_Xionn
    @Darth_Xionn 3 місяці тому +12

    Kishimoto adding the bit with Saru making that promise just made him an even worse person lmao

  • @Myrdin89
    @Myrdin89 3 місяці тому +49

    😂 man neglected and verbal abuse the shit out of him.

  • @ScarletSpectacles
    @ScarletSpectacles 2 місяці тому +4

    When you think about how bad the third botch is raising Naruto, it's a surprise that Minato didn't whoop his ass when he came back. Same for Sasuke.

  • @sincerelynotme3522
    @sincerelynotme3522 3 місяці тому +110

    I do honestly believe that he cared about Naruto, i really do. However, his "hands-off" approach was by far the worst decision possible. Naruto had every excuse to become a demon and never fully took it.

    • @ikhwan-saneq-0184
      @ikhwan-saneq-0184 3 місяці тому +68

      Hands-off approach, just like how he let Danzo ran wild lol

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 3 місяці тому +52

      Very hands off, it's a miracle he made it through childhood.

    • @orderflowarchives
      @orderflowarchives 3 місяці тому +46

      Hands off didn't mean setting him up in the hoods with no food or money. It's a miracle naruto didn't end up joining a gang and shooting up his school

    • @jestersreign7530
      @jestersreign7530 3 місяці тому +7

      I thought the worst decision was not getting rid of Orochimaru permanently when he was weaker and had a better chance at it. I want a bit how he treated Naruto was a very close second

  • @jeremybrown9611
    @jeremybrown9611 3 місяці тому +14

    Sarutobi had that Disney Godmother/Stepmother vibes

  • @michaels_offshore4504
    @michaels_offshore4504 3 місяці тому +12

    Me and Konohamaru finna go to the park, something you'll never know nothin about is CRAZY. I'm wheezing

  • @FloatingOer
    @FloatingOer Місяць тому +1

    This gives so much context to his reaction during his fight with Orochimaru "Can't let him summon THAT one.", bro knew knew he'd be in trouble 😂

  • @Darealanonymouse435
    @Darealanonymouse435 3 місяці тому +25

    Bro got his getback on bro's grandson

  • @IDoWatIDo17
    @IDoWatIDo17 2 місяці тому +3

    1:36 - 1:43 wow, the term "never alone" in a different light...😂😂😂

  • @sevensins3584
    @sevensins3584 3 місяці тому +6

    I almost fell a tear for poor little naruto sitting there 😭

  • @jeromecorbell4182
    @jeromecorbell4182 3 місяці тому +8

    This may be the greatest ad transition of all time.

  • @maincardtv2659
    @maincardtv2659 3 місяці тому +15

    Still think daily on how the third hokage never told naruto a thing about his parents, wild tbh

    • @yukarilolz
      @yukarilolz 2 місяці тому

      And hired a personal trainer for his grandson, but couldn't even do anything for Naruto who was flunking

  • @divineeternity7268
    @divineeternity7268 3 місяці тому +3

    I'm not sure what the manga showed but Sauske had high quality living. I was thinking he inherited the whole Clan's wheel. Homeless? Naw.😂💯

  • @RealLifeHimmler
    @RealLifeHimmler 3 місяці тому +8

    The true step parent was the ramen guy😭😭

  • @iKennectz
    @iKennectz Місяць тому +2

    'Boy, what did I tell you about summoning shadow clones so you got someone to talk to'
    Wow, went right for the heart with that one lmao

  • @benji_san
    @benji_san 3 місяці тому +6

    Hiruzen got no love when he pulled up in war arc no one spoke to that mf 😂

  • @mosesmm5473
    @mosesmm5473 3 місяці тому +5

    The 3rd Hokage will never be not ripped on, bro decided to be the dad that step up...right onto your hopes and dreams.

  • @kodex2869
    @kodex2869 Місяць тому +2

    "well i gotta go me an konahamuru bouta go to the park to play something youll never know about" lmao

  • @neutral4785
    @neutral4785 3 місяці тому +36

    surprised minato didnt beat hiruzen’s ass in the war when he got reanimated

    • @rufusitoua2481
      @rufusitoua2481 3 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂fr

    • @silverdragon122
      @silverdragon122 3 місяці тому +4

      I kept expecting him to bring it up.

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 місяці тому +5

      @@silverdragon122that shit would’ve been comedy gold 😂

    • @theod4660
      @theod4660 3 місяці тому +6

      Hiruzen, if we are not sealed/dispelled after this war, I’m dropping you into the ocean, then tp you into the sky, then back to the ocean, for every villager that made my son life hell

  • @DNstance
    @DNstance 3 місяці тому +26

    Yessir more Hiruzen slander

  • @coldbelowfroze
    @coldbelowfroze 3 місяці тому +7

    This is so disrespectfully accurate

  • @SarahBo
    @SarahBo Місяць тому +2

    “Ask who your parents is one more time” 😭😭😭😭

  • @akunbora
    @akunbora 2 місяці тому +2

    Bro Imagine if Naruto had access to betterhelp.

  • @LinkinPhoenix007
    @LinkinPhoenix007 3 місяці тому +5

    BetterHelp sponsoring a Sarutobi Slander video is a stroke of genius

  • @kidkatanatv
    @kidkatanatv 3 місяці тому +22

    Seems he failed _Minitoe!_ If only Kurama didn't hate Doritos while in Kushina lol

  • @Kev.NTheLich
    @Kev.NTheLich 3 місяці тому +33

    Nah I know this gonna be vile.

  • @AvariceOverlord
    @AvariceOverlord Місяць тому +1

    I never thought I would say this about a video, but that segway was beautiful and seamless.

  • @FIN14928
    @FIN14928 Місяць тому +3

    Minato house exist*
    Hiruzen: "it's free real estate"

  • @imranahmad-uh9fi
    @imranahmad-uh9fi 3 місяці тому +5

    this nearly made me cry. impeccable performance. pure brilliance

  • @overloadedninja4208
    @overloadedninja4208 3 місяці тому +4

    I mean he didn’t lie about one thing, he said he’d treat him like a son and he treated Asuma like dirt too, mans father and adoptive father of the century. What if when the hokage got revived Minato was like “Wow look how big and strong my boy has grown, thank you Sarutobi” and Sarutobis like “Thanks for what? Oh yeahhh yeah… no prob”

  • @dlobelow760
    @dlobelow760 3 місяці тому +14

    Asking a child to be reasonable about turning on the lights is insane.

  • @raixhatv6666
    @raixhatv6666 3 місяці тому +7

    Third Hokage really took good care of Naruto and Sasuke. Both him and his best disciple.

  • @jordantaylor9446
    @jordantaylor9446 3 місяці тому +6

    He’s just throwing Ramen at himself 😂

  • @claudealpha2090
    @claudealpha2090 Місяць тому +2

    I told the landlord there's only 1 living here 🤣

  • @mastertoki1
    @mastertoki1 3 місяці тому +11

    3rd Hokage: orochimaru stabbed me Naruto, you gotta help me!
    Naruto: nah…ded…bye yo

  • @non-luke5473
    @non-luke5473 3 місяці тому +7

    Did him dirty for no reason 💀💀

  • @evos469
    @evos469 3 місяці тому +2

    The village should be counting their blessings that Naruto never decided to burn it down

  • @samuraimills1849
    @samuraimills1849 3 місяці тому +4

    Naruto would have been a better villain than hero. Had the perfect backstory. 😢😂😂

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName 3 місяці тому

      True, he could've had an amazing revenge arc with the way people treat him. Especially if the blood prison movie was canon, I would've gone full Kyuubi mode on everyone at the end of that movie if I was him.