If Anime Hot Takes were illegal

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  • Опубліковано 23 лип 2022
  • I would be locked up forever to be honest 😂
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    Golden Wind OST - Crepuscolo
    Golden Wind OST - Reminiscence
    ▶Outro Song:
    Golden Wind OST - A Dream
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    #anime #cilvanis #comedy #japanese #onepiece #naruto #hunterxhunter
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  • @Cilvanis
    @Cilvanis  Рік тому +11649

    I hope yall like this because I'm strongly considering doing more parts to this lol

    • @afemeje
      @afemeje Рік тому +290

      Please do🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @cucumberjuiced
      @cucumberjuiced Рік тому +150

      We'd be down for that 😂😂😂

    • @Bate.v19
      @Bate.v19 Рік тому +99

      The series we all need

    • @cptgoofy8589
      @cptgoofy8589 Рік тому +61

      DO IT PLEASE !!

    • @ospino1112
      @ospino1112 Рік тому +53

      Man, this was one of the best I've seen

  • @Khyon521
    @Khyon521 Рік тому +6296

    “Boruto is a better Character than Naruto”
    MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON- Matter of fact, *Send this man to Arkham RIGHT NOW*

    • @sarahtelles1957
      @sarahtelles1957 Рік тому +299

      I mean he's smarter than Naruto at that age and I don't mind the anime but Naruto is still better as a character especially as he worked for years to finally have that village respect him

    • @pesciisthebestcharacter5100
      @pesciisthebestcharacter5100 Рік тому +80

      Arrest me too then because I agree with him.

    • @blckroyal6219
      @blckroyal6219 Рік тому +10

      🤣🤣

    • @nyellrichards1393
      @nyellrichards1393 Рік тому +156

      On God bro, that's some blasphemous shit right there

    • @Jetblast01
      @Jetblast01 Рік тому +27

      Here's a hot take, Kinnikuman and Ultimate Muscle are better series than Naruto and Boruto. Kinnikuman has a national day, Naruto does not. BAM! Nothin but facts!

  • @gakki__gx7201
    @gakki__gx7201 Рік тому +5337

    I love how as soon as he mentioned One Piece they were already on guard

    • @aprentice.masters
      @aprentice.masters Рік тому +412

      Typical of one piece fans really.
      That's how they actually are.

    • @kylecyrus9457
      @kylecyrus9457 Рік тому +238

      @@aprentice.masters Yep, is how all anime fans are when their show is brought up.

    • @_Ciosu..
      @_Ciosu.. Рік тому +26

      Me too bruhh, I just want to know !! LMAO 😂

    • @quartercheese6571
      @quartercheese6571 Рік тому +167

      @@kylecyrus9457 that’s true but one piece fans take it to a whole other level lmfao

    • @roxas4587
      @roxas4587 Рік тому +66

      @@quartercheese6571 well it's not peak fiction but it do be peak shounen stuff. anyone who actually watches it agrees.

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman Рік тому +209

    Inmate: "You better not drop the soap"
    Jobless reincarnation fan: I'm the booty bandit.

    • @JR-lc4mr
      @JR-lc4mr 4 місяці тому +10

      Too old for him

    • @eze1196
      @eze1196 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@JR-lc4mrif he screams like a little kid i can accept it

    • @bigslangalang5300
      @bigslangalang5300 2 місяці тому +1

      it’s peak tho

    • @bigslangalang5300
      @bigslangalang5300 2 місяці тому +1

      @@eze1196😭

  • @bryants1863
    @bryants1863 6 місяців тому +640

    I died at the end when you heard the voice say, "Your booty is mine". My wife had walked by, heard it, and then spat her drink out.

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 4 місяці тому +14

      Oh I was excited and was thinking this might go somewhere else (preferably the bedroom)

    • @mr.regular589
      @mr.regular589 2 місяці тому

      @@zakiahmed6655🤨

    • @averagegenzguy2751
      @averagegenzguy2751 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@zakiahmed6655you just don't say that

    • @proboanimations3767
      @proboanimations3767 Місяць тому +4

      @@zakiahmed6655 keep that thought in your mind homie 💀

  • @vrealphoenixv606
    @vrealphoenixv606 Рік тому +14021

    This is a great representation of the anime community, you can’t disagree with anyone, you can’t agree with anyone, you can’t have your own opinion and you can’t stay neutral.

    • @micheller3251
      @micheller3251 Рік тому +450

      acurate description

    • @ShinziiArt
      @ShinziiArt Рік тому +96

      Lmao

    • @Thranotheoneandonly
      @Thranotheoneandonly Рік тому +241

      sure you can, we can all recognize chinese "anime" is trash

    • @DracoVG
      @DracoVG Рік тому +330

      @@Thranotheoneandonly agree to disagree

    • @fantasypvpvideos
      @fantasypvpvideos Рік тому +169

      @@Thranotheoneandonly Yo, my boi Link Click is actually pretty good.

  • @darryljack6612
    @darryljack6612 Рік тому +7763

    Lets be real, every anime fan ever would be in here.

    • @cocooavu2907
      @cocooavu2907 Рік тому +204

      honestly yeah

    • @tonyonit
      @tonyonit Рік тому +30

      not me

    • @darryljack6612
      @darryljack6612 Рік тому +315

      @@tonyonit sir i believe you dropped this 🧢

    • @5amura115
      @5amura115 Рік тому +154

      @@tonyonit 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 Рік тому +114

      Pretty much. Everyone's got trash takes that'll get them mobbed

  • @e.r.c.3717
    @e.r.c.3717 10 місяців тому +379

    The moment he said One Piece, I knew it that he fucked up big time.

  • @dillondrago1613
    @dillondrago1613 8 місяців тому +394

    I was honestly waiting for “griffith did nothing wrong”💀🤣

    • @sebastianbergqvisttapper2601
      @sebastianbergqvisttapper2601 5 місяців тому +8

      Hawing only watched the anime, by griffith doing wrong i am asuming it refers to the demonic ritual at the end of the prologe. I can actualy imagaine a senario where this is valid altough some conjectures would hawe to be true.
      To me Grifiths main driving forces was pursuing his dream and honoring the sacrefices his followers made pursuing his dream by pursuing his dream/ not letting their sacrefice be in vain.
      In the scene before the demon ritual it semed as if fate was seting up the circumstances where the demon ritual would happen and only gave Grifith the knowledge of what was to happen when it was to late for Grifith to stop it, hence his aperent regret/fear as his followers are aproaching him to what would be the site of the ritual.
      At this point Grifith has a choice, play along whit the ritual and gain the power to achive his dream or not, If at this point Grifith wholy belives/knows that his followers are domed regardless of what he does then it becomes a choice of wether to honor his followers sacrefice or not.
      Thus Grifith is honoring the sacrefices of his followers by taking part in the ritual, taking upon himself the trauma that is breaking and defiling them in order to honor them.

    • @RushWheeler
      @RushWheeler 4 місяці тому +17

      Nah because that take's already illegal

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 4 місяці тому +6

      he didn't tho. That's not an anime hot take. But it's the kind of thing that would get you executed.

    • @dillondrago1613
      @dillondrago1613 3 місяці тому +13

      @@zakiahmed6655 that’s definitely a hot take bro what are you on?💀

    • @adon732alex
      @adon732alex 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@sebastianbergqvisttapper2601 I have no idea what shit you're smoking but that's a horrible and inaccurate description of The Eclipse and the horrors that took place. There was no need for him to rape Casca.

  • @Nitrogen_-gr3ps
    @Nitrogen_-gr3ps Рік тому +4586

    "Brain's smooth as a baby's ass" That line had me 💀🤣

  • @oneusyandere5005
    @oneusyandere5005 Рік тому +2143

    That prisoner who said Near is smarter then L deserves to be locked up.😂

    • @VampireA1056
      @VampireA1056 Рік тому +32

      He is kinda right though.

    • @adrielcruz2736
      @adrielcruz2736 Рік тому +196

      @@VampireA1056 is he? Near at most is at the same level of L and he only was able to beat Light because Light basically wasn’t trying, he didn’t take take near as seriously as he did L for the most part and Near would’ve lost if Mello didn’t give him the time needed to succeed in his plan.

    • @mohammedsuliman8072
      @mohammedsuliman8072 Рік тому +138

      @@VampireA1056 in the manga near flat out says that he and mellow are not as smart as L nor Light and that the reasons he caught light were (himself+mellow),luck, Teru Mikamis mistake
      Tho near is actually pretty smart but sadly the anime due to 49 chapters not fitting in (11.5ep) cut out his 2 biggest deductions and how were they done but (L is the smartest character in the series and that is actually confirmed by the author)

    • @daborshy4089
      @daborshy4089 Рік тому +16

      @@mohammedsuliman8072 The data book explicitly says that Near has more intelligence than L. L is a better overall detective but Near has the biggest brain.

    • @soarinitiativeandmore763
      @soarinitiativeandmore763 Рік тому +1

      fax

  • @StarDragonJP
    @StarDragonJP 10 місяців тому +143

    "One Piece isn't a 10/10"
    Tonight is your last night on earth, and that ain't an isekai joke.

    • @leshou907
      @leshou907 Місяць тому

      Shut up and take a shower

  • @vyomcodm2052
    @vyomcodm2052 6 місяців тому +1141

    "You can't be atheist when Oda the God is right there" 💀
    Someone get that old man out of the cell for speaking too much facts

    • @EggyB
      @EggyB 5 місяців тому +13

      Fr

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 4 місяці тому

      Those fax will send him straight to hell where he belongs.

    • @Capt_Sunny
      @Capt_Sunny 3 місяці тому +6

      Oh praise Oda 🙏

    • @dragonbombtv8369
      @dragonbombtv8369 3 місяці тому +1

      On god

    • @MashuSlyferiux
      @MashuSlyferiux 3 місяці тому +3

      I was just about to say "Believe it or not there are people who say it unironically"... then I've read the other half..

  • @alpha_tee20
    @alpha_tee20 Рік тому +3014

    “They call me shanks, and that’s not even a one piece reference, I just make shanks for every body”😂😂this shit had me dying

  • @victorjr9369
    @victorjr9369 Рік тому +662

    "We just talking about anime. It's not a big deal"
    Narrator: *But it was, in fact, a big deal*

    • @zayed8703
      @zayed8703 Рік тому +6

      why do i imagine the narrator having the voice of the narrator from the Stanley parable

    • @SajSen02
      @SajSen02 Рік тому +9

      @@zayed8703 i imagine the narrator having the voice of the narrator from the hunterxhunter

    • @thebrawlguy1603
      @thebrawlguy1603 Рік тому +5

      @@SajSen02 I imagine the narrator from Love is War

  • @Vivid_Sky23
    @Vivid_Sky23 Рік тому +127

    In defense, if that old man was young (5 to 20) at the time, Astro Boy would've probably still been seen as a cartoon since the American public didn't really know the difference then.

    • @adon732alex
      @adon732alex 4 місяці тому +34

      That's why he didn't go to anime prison for it

    • @DustunColeman
      @DustunColeman Місяць тому

      Astro boy was sad as fuck

    • @lov1na716
      @lov1na716 Місяць тому +4

      Aren't animes technically cartoons though? Anime is Japanese animation. Every animated show is considered a cartoon so what makes anime not a cartoon? and don't even say "Calling it a cartoon is calling it a kid's show and there are a lot of animes that aren't for kids" Something being a cartoon doesn't instantly mean it's for kids. look at Family Guy, South Park, Rick and Morty, and Big Mouth. They're all cartoons but they're definitely not for kids

    • @Vivid_Sky23
      @Vivid_Sky23 Місяць тому +2

      @lov1na716 I'm not gonna jump into that argument let's just say that comes down to the West's misunderstanding of the anime. And presenting a new definition compared to the original.
      In Japan, all animated shows are known as anime. The Western world made a new definition based on our egocentric views
      Which is correct. I don't know and honestly don't care, whether it's considered an "anime" a good show is a good show

    • @voidboi2831
      @voidboi2831 Місяць тому +1

      ⁠@@lov1na716man none of the terms defining anime make any damn sense to me, i mean even the word anime essentially just means cartoon in japanese

  • @itsfreddyboy
    @itsfreddyboy 5 місяців тому +35

    "Boy your booty is mine!!" 😂😂 i was laughing so hard at this!!

  • @jammon_point8418
    @jammon_point8418 Рік тому +3690

    "They call me Shanks, and that ain't a one piece reference"🤣🤣

  • @SCHDH77
    @SCHDH77 Рік тому +2028

    Best part of being in any anime community is expressing your honest opinions and then seeing the overreactions.

    • @cmbaz1140
      @cmbaz1140 Рік тому +105

      Some people just want to see the world burn...

    • @sprawlz6466
      @sprawlz6466 Рік тому +86

      I've been called dumb so many times for simply explaining why I don't like something. It's hilarious

    • @anonymouslyforgotten3840
      @anonymouslyforgotten3840 Рік тому +77

      Man, I can’t even count the number times I made the mistake of walking into a _“Who would win in a fight?”_ Comment thread. That shit is just pure illogical chaos.

    • @sagemaster1357
      @sagemaster1357 Рік тому +25

      @@anonymouslyforgotten3840 its all X character can solo x character.

    • @Ann-mj4xn
      @Ann-mj4xn Рік тому +11

      @@anonymouslyforgotten3840 yeah and btw goku beats saitama easily

  • @777redhood
    @777redhood 4 місяці тому +12

    I like how as soon as he says One piece everyone is on guard

  • @juulbob
    @juulbob 5 місяців тому +222

    When I told my friends that I didn’t like aot and thought it was boring, they had basically the same reaction as when they heard that one piece remark lmao
    Edit: After being bribed by my friends, I have watched it start to finish, opinion is it’s good, but nowhere near as good as people say, like it’s fine but that’s where my opinion ends.

    • @nightmarestar9192
      @nightmarestar9192 4 місяці тому +22

      I would too JAIL

    • @hassanrao470
      @hassanrao470 4 місяці тому +15

      honestly just kind of sad when I see this take bcz I've seen it a fair bit. Like I just mean aot is such a wild ride and I wish you could experience it the same way I and many others did

    • @gloriousmike7241
      @gloriousmike7241 4 місяці тому +4

      as they should

    • @azarmajed4810
      @azarmajed4810 3 місяці тому +4

      I watched AoT from start to finish and I agree. It's not a bad anime, but it's definitely not one of my favorite.

    • @Cookiee941
      @Cookiee941 2 місяці тому +7

      ​​@@azarmajed4810" not a bad anime" shut up bro

  • @KingONFFE
    @KingONFFE Рік тому +2686

    I’m not even a One Piece fan and I felt the rage of thousands all at once with that take.💀

    • @1845net
      @1845net Рік тому +62

      How can you think it's peak fiction if you're not a fan?

    • @KingONFFE
      @KingONFFE Рік тому +159

      @@1845net I never said that, reread what I said.

    • @1845net
      @1845net Рік тому +54

      @@KingONFFE oooh, I get what you meant now. harder to interpret meaning through text

    • @zhorothehephaestus
      @zhorothehephaestus Рік тому +13

      From both of the text below you can actually see the meaning of the video

    • @vaskehd6906
      @vaskehd6906 Рік тому +61

      @@1845net i knew it was peak fiction without even watching it just listening to my friend talking about it and when i watched it i was blown away one piece is just built different no anime or manga can even come close bro

  • @jackweiss652
    @jackweiss652 Рік тому +3048

    Part of me was kind hoping he was gonna say the “Netflix adaptations aren’t that bad!” Now THAT is something I think would rile everybody up lmao

    • @noobmasterruben5167
      @noobmasterruben5167 Рік тому +158

      Oh yeah that would make me mad in the same way “Frozen was the best movie since Lion King” opinion would

    • @SeiyuRavensong
      @SeiyuRavensong Рік тому +36

      Hmm, I really like alot of anime on netflix. And i prefer dub.

    • @labradfordjackson7623
      @labradfordjackson7623 Рік тому +85

      @@SeiyuRavensong i think they mean the live action adaptations

    • @deli8878
      @deli8878 Рік тому +42

      Should of have been “I enjoyed Boku No Pico”

    • @kallocarina8879
      @kallocarina8879 Рік тому +34

      I was expecting my boi to straight up go "Sword Art Online is A tier" but that's just going too far

  • @mix-jk3ys
    @mix-jk3ys Місяць тому +6

    If this happened to me i will pull the " luffy would be disappointed with you" and hope they don't stab me in my bed

  • @Hachi0926
    @Hachi0926 Рік тому +67

    I can feel old man's emotion in this line man holy 3:37 😂

  • @v3rmilli0nair3
    @v3rmilli0nair3 Рік тому +1834

    4:01 "HOW YOU AN ATHIEST WHEN ODA THE GOD IS RIGHT THERE?!?!?
    That line almost killed me omg 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Pekara121
    @Pekara121 Рік тому +1370

    I love how the hot take for Baki is that it has a well written story 😂 never change Baki, never change

    • @Tayshia2002
      @Tayshia2002 Рік тому +22

      Fax’s!!!!! Baki is my top 2 anime right behind Jojo

    • @segalman
      @segalman Рік тому +27

      @@Tayshia2002 except the fans watch the show for the side characters, the mc is unbearably hateable ngl

    • @victorjr9369
      @victorjr9369 Рік тому

      80 percent of Baki is just filler, the actual "plot" is when Yujiro is raping people

    • @TheS1lentX
      @TheS1lentX Рік тому +55

      @@segalman really? I don't follow the fanbase that much but I very much enjoyed the mc

    • @kso6036
      @kso6036 Рік тому +2

      @@segalman doppo orochi best boy

  • @truejaystone3425
    @truejaystone3425 2 місяці тому +9

    Dang. I didn’t expect it to be an actual fact in the end.

  • @indrasyafei2304
    @indrasyafei2304 6 місяців тому +19

    "You better not drop the soap"
    Bruuhh... Chilll...

  • @rehmanmir7865
    @rehmanmir7865 Рік тому +1509

    “How you an atheist when Oda the God right there?!” I’m dying man

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Рік тому +26

      This is his Come to Oda moment.

  • @Raidzs_
    @Raidzs_ Рік тому +957

    You be killing it with them background voices 😂🤣😭

  • @jamesolson4975
    @jamesolson4975 3 місяці тому +5

    "Your brain is smooth. Smoother than a baby's ass." Cilvanis😭

  • @anonymus4131
    @anonymus4131 9 місяців тому +68

    The funny thing is, since Cilvanis calls all these Takes as illegal Hottakes, he actually showed us how good his own takes are, since he doesnt agree to any of these. My Guy is just a walking bag of facts

    • @raphaelrodgers7407
      @raphaelrodgers7407 4 місяці тому +10

      He just calls them hot takes, which are just unpopular opinions. Doesn't mean he disagrees with them.
      Hell, from the video, it feels like he agrees the One Piece isn’t peak fiction.

    • @patron6332
      @patron6332 3 місяці тому

      @@raphaelrodgers7407which is based asf. One piece pretty mid

    • @annoswet1576
      @annoswet1576 29 днів тому

      Ehh i would be in jail too then haha

    • @lyebatenkaitosofgluttony2452
      @lyebatenkaitosofgluttony2452 25 днів тому

      Imagine if these are all acrually his takes

  • @m.wilkinson9559
    @m.wilkinson9559 Рік тому +1528

    "you gotta compete with lord of the rings, the bible..." that shit had me laughing!😂

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 Рік тому +156

      Shit, the Bible is #1. It had more remakes than current video games.

    • @kchikwete
      @kchikwete Рік тому +167

      Bible isnt peak fiction, the Moses and Jesus arcs carry it.

    • @AzeKannagi
      @AzeKannagi Рік тому +83

      @@kchikwete You ain’t see all that action in the final book. Absolute peak 👌🏽

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 Рік тому +41

      @@kchikwete yeah what Tray said, it gets good. Trust me bro.

    • @crocoboi7936
      @crocoboi7936 Рік тому +7

      @@AzeKannagi the first arcs are mid

  • @andressalazar1575
    @andressalazar1575 Рік тому +1982

    Just imagine this like an actual jail where we have gangs like the Dub Watchers, the Dragon-Ball-Z-Onlys, Manga-Is-Better Readers, The Spanish Dub Chicos, The Isekai Kids, The Naruto Supremacists, or the JoJo Referencers in the psych ward because they see references in everything

  • @ChandravijayAgrawal
    @ChandravijayAgrawal 7 місяців тому +12

    He deserves to be in jail, if someone has watched all 1000 episodes of One Piece and says its not peak fiction, he can't be human at all

    • @MrSasukeSusanoo
      @MrSasukeSusanoo 5 місяців тому +4

      Good anime perhaps, peak anime idk about that, but saying peak fiction has to be the biggest anime hot take, or even fiction hot take, in the world. Officer take this guy right here

    • @finel3141
      @finel3141 4 місяці тому +1

      There is other kind of fiction than Anime.
      Even if OP Impact IS phénoménal, you Can t even make it on par with something like Lord of the Rings.
      And OP has a lot of problems that will just become worse with Time.
      You Can say it s your Favorite, but there is better manga, anime ans fiction

    • @IOffendedYouDidntI
      @IOffendedYouDidntI 3 місяці тому +1

      its not even a hot take lmao imagine watching 800 episodes just for the anime to get good

    • @thementalorder1233
      @thementalorder1233 3 місяці тому +1

      I've read them all. It ain't peak fiction. It's very good, yes, but it has extremely fierce competition for that to be considered peak fiction.

  • @idreadFell365
    @idreadFell365 2 місяці тому +6

    Mofos say the Chimera Ant arc is too long yet turn around and call One Piece PEAK.

  • @shikatsuwu
    @shikatsuwu Рік тому +526

    "brain smooth as a baby's ass" lmao got me choking on my water 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 Рік тому +2221

    "Near is smarter than L" activated my fight or flight response and my hand clenched into a first.

    • @anvitamohan7939
      @anvitamohan7939 Рік тому +2

      I said 'fuck you!!' out loud

    • @GenifaFFX
      @GenifaFFX Рік тому +163

      Okay but the Near hate is ridiculous though. I get so much crap for saying “Near is my second favorite character”
      “WAAAAAHHH L IS BETTER.”
      “…yes, that’s why Near is my… *second* favorite.”

    • @konaaukai5541
      @konaaukai5541 Рік тому +45

      ​@@GenifaFFX, I can agree with that. While I don't particularly care for Near (I find him too detached to be believable) I don't hate him. He's still interesting enough for me to make me want to watch him work. Saying he is smarter than L triggers me because he simply isn't, but that doesn't mean he's a bad character, nor does it mean he deserves the hate he gets from a lot of the fanbase. It means he is simply different. That is all.

    • @samuellanghus1455
      @samuellanghus1455 Рік тому +4

      @@GenifaFFX Now, see, I don’t understand that perspective.
      Obviously, you like L’s characteristics. Fair.
      I don’t see how Near is different. Near seems to me to behave very similarly and think very similarly to L. So I find it difficult to separate the characters, _especially_ since they both have the same ultimate goal, and have similar methods of approach.
      I’m not saying it’s impossible, I just don’t get it. Is it the character traits shared between them, or is there something unique about Near that drew you to enjoy him more than, say, Ryuk?

    • @GenifaFFX
      @GenifaFFX Рік тому +16

      @@samuellanghus1455 Well I think a lot of people overlook how different they actually are. I love Near’s childlike look at things. He SEEMS less emotional than L, but there are times you can see he’s actually a lot less mature. I find it all intriguing.

  • @TheAlison1456
    @TheAlison1456 3 місяці тому +4

    3:18 I love how even the bleakest guy is shocked 😂😂.

  • @kage6613
    @kage6613 Рік тому +3

    The old man having hype man in his rant talkin bout "plot twist!" "Bars!!" 🤣

  • @symuelleleones
    @symuelleleones Рік тому +198

    "One piece is my favorite anime, you know they called me shanks it's not even a one piece reference I just make shanks for everybody" best lines ever 😂

    • @AWFarmer
      @AWFarmer Рік тому +11

      *Bars* 😂🤣🤣

  • @YonkoJ
    @YonkoJ Рік тому +825

    “ They call me shanks and that’s not even a one piece reference I just make shanks for everyone” best line I’ve heard

    • @ahmadfauzi5757
      @ahmadfauzi5757 Рік тому +5

      What it means by make shanks?

    • @aussylee2251
      @aussylee2251 Рік тому +31

      @@ahmadfauzi5757 in jail when you make a blade you call them shanks

    • @DogHog2433
      @DogHog2433 Рік тому +16

      @@ahmadfauzi5757 a word only british people say these days

  • @saul94923
    @saul94923 10 місяців тому +8

    I love that mushoku tensei guy complimented the world building

  • @kingsim9288
    @kingsim9288 10 місяців тому +25

    I love all the references. Only people who watched a lot of anime will understand.😂😂😂

  • @haflboi
    @haflboi Рік тому +300

    “That man rode the short bus to prison” hell nahhh😭😭

  • @Khushi_R9
    @Khushi_R9 Рік тому +3242

    *"Boruto is better than Naruto"*
    *"Near was smarter than L"*
    The amount of physical pain I felt from these statements cannot even be sufficiently expressed on this forum.

    • @hypermatt6742
      @hypermatt6742 Рік тому +190

      @@DrThanaz elaborate

    • @cheeseracs4477
      @cheeseracs4477 Рік тому +40

      but boruto is better than naurto

    • @ahmednur8263
      @ahmednur8263 Рік тому +185

      @@cheeseracs4477 😃🔫

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Рік тому +4

      Same

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Рік тому +104

      @@DrThanaz you lunatic, you need the will power of God to write that

  • @jimtally6006
    @jimtally6006 Рік тому +15

    When I started watching anime back when anime was taboo, nearly every anime fan I met, we could agree to disagree on certain anime shows/movies/ova but we always had good conversations. Now I refuse to talk to any anime fans now, if I do meet one or talk to one on accident I just pretend to agree with all their “facts”.

  • @vicktaru
    @vicktaru 2 місяці тому +3

    I was expecting that man to say Eren Yaeger was right. 🤣🤣

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 Рік тому +1148

    Expressing an opinion is truly the worst crime any anime fan can commit

    • @berkaltuglu8140
      @berkaltuglu8140 Рік тому +6

      Ye

    • @fritzlauren7991
      @fritzlauren7991 Рік тому +3

      agree

    • @meowredacted975
      @meowredacted975 Рік тому +17

      Yeah but opinions like Boruto show is better than Naruto one can't be said, this is a true crime

    • @thatrandomguy5842
      @thatrandomguy5842 Рік тому

      That's because a majority of anime fans are losers with no friends who take their silly cartoons serious.

    • @imnotachad9022
      @imnotachad9022 Рік тому +8

      JoJo is boring.....is this a crime?

  • @silverthelegend1644
    @silverthelegend1644 7 місяців тому +34

    The only thing people would argue about Near being smarter than L is that he caught Kira but how he did it made no sense and he didn’t even do it alone 😂

  • @JLReanimated1991
    @JLReanimated1991 Місяць тому +3

    An that’s on tha straw hats boi!!

  • @ASOtheprO
    @ASOtheprO Рік тому +379

    “All I said was One Piece…”
    (Narrator) The prison room was then filled with multiple ominous and malicious Haki directed directly at the new inmate Cilvanis
    “… is not peak fiction.”
    (Narrator) *The Haki was then released.*

  • @Gavo172
    @Gavo172 Рік тому +1139

    I think this is my favorite skit you've done ever I was crying laughing the whole time

    • @paulomoreira5963
      @paulomoreira5963 Рік тому +10

      "you better not drop the soap" xD

    • @cocooavu2907
      @cocooavu2907 Рік тому

      lmfao

    • @endawvvknightz6526
      @endawvvknightz6526 Рік тому

      I make funny skits like Cilvanis. Check them out!

    • @raimiji6052
      @raimiji6052 Рік тому

      I agree no complaints I would love if this series continues

    • @A2Lettuce
      @A2Lettuce Рік тому

      this was fenomenal but remember his when ppl take anime too far series that had an actual plot, that shit was wild

  • @ProphecyEU
    @ProphecyEU 7 місяців тому +2

    2:55 Lock this guy up!~ Throw away the key!!~~ lmaoo these sketches are funny af!

  • @mythicbuilds2951
    @mythicbuilds2951 2 місяці тому +2

    Makes sense that all the people in the "hot take prison" are hardcore one piece fans 🤣

  • @alvinjohnson5037
    @alvinjohnson5037 Рік тому +593

    Funniest part is he never said one piece was bad or he didn't like it, but the whole prison still wants to end his life.

  • @HT79
    @HT79 4 місяці тому +2

    "You better not drop the soap" 😂

  • @lem5689
    @lem5689 Місяць тому

    When I heard "Brain smooth as a baby 🫏" I just lost it dying from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Raidzs_
    @Raidzs_ Рік тому +468

    "We do the gritty on his body"
    Bruh that shit got me stumbling 💀

    • @mitismee
      @mitismee Рік тому

      so sad ur comment only have 2 bot reply, and i'm the only real person in here lol

    • @Raidzs_
      @Raidzs_ Рік тому

      @@mitismee never realized 😅

    • @mitismee
      @mitismee Рік тому +1

      @@Raidzs_ yeah pay attention or they gonna do the gritty on yo bodeee

  • @MusicalityMusic
    @MusicalityMusic Рік тому +840

    This was perfect after all them terrible Hot Takes at Dreamcon 😂

  • @TRUSALIYAHLOVE
    @TRUSALIYAHLOVE 13 днів тому

    lol this earned you a new sub. i cant stop laughing

  • @etherum9052
    @etherum9052 4 місяці тому +1

    i did enjoy do more parts as soon as u feel like man

  • @lekszander
    @lekszander Рік тому +877

    Old man Shanks was honestly one of the best characters you've ever played

    • @bander-Coolb
      @bander-Coolb Рік тому +14

      You mean Shanks

    • @dnegel9546
      @dnegel9546 Рік тому +5

      Ruck

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 Рік тому +1

      man i gotta watch cowboy bebop. i hated it when i first watched itnas a youngin. I've definitely grown and a lot of shows i didnt used to like cause i didnt get them i friggen love now.

    • @dnegel9546
      @dnegel9546 Рік тому +3

      @@twilightsparkle75 i loved it as a kid. Surprisingly i dont really care for it as an adult. Maybe cuz ive already seen it. But it is a great anime.
      I have to say cowboy bebop is one of my top 3 animes i will watch dubbed. The english voice actors were spot on.
      The other dubbed anime i will watch are (dbz, yuyu hakosho, ruroni kenshin, hxh.) Thats it tho. 😅

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 Рік тому +1

      @@dnegel9546 you need to watch berserk then 1997. best dub ever 100%

  • @ramjo1
    @ramjo1 Рік тому +734

    We need a manga version:
    "Griffith did nothing wrong"
    "Togashi need to focus on his health instead of writing"
    "Gantz had a satisfying ending"

    • @Agentshadling
      @Agentshadling Рік тому +29

      Griffith did nothing wrong can apply to the anime too fym

    • @senseisnipi4249
      @senseisnipi4249 Рік тому +82

      "Togashi need to focus on his health instead of writing"...thats not even a hot take

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 Рік тому +25

      Aot ending was good is the biggest hot take

    • @ramjo1
      @ramjo1 Рік тому +23

      Shouldn't be, but sadly some people think togashi is just lazy and don't write HxH because he is playing dragon quest.

    • @ramjo1
      @ramjo1 Рік тому +11

      There's no AoT ending...
      We are waiting on the AoT ending and GoT season 8, I'm pretty sure is on the way right?

  • @adon732alex
    @adon732alex 3 місяці тому +1

    "Three shank style"

  • @sigmachad204
    @sigmachad204 Рік тому +2

    This video got me every time 😂

  • @ahmedwalid1520
    @ahmedwalid1520 Рік тому +818

    "We do the griddy on his body" had me wheezing.

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Рік тому +23

      Finally someone said it🤣

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 Рік тому +17

      I read this when he said it lmaooo

    • @gl1tchmania
      @gl1tchmania Рік тому +7

      wee zo ze grehdee on hiz bohdee

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels Рік тому +1

      My favourite part lol

  • @uchihagojou8447
    @uchihagojou8447 Рік тому +735

    "You better not drop the soap." That had me dying.

  • @hltome
    @hltome Місяць тому

    bro brown wig got me 😂 “phenomenal..” 😂😂

  • @YazzyDream
    @YazzyDream 10 місяців тому +1

    The way he started "One Piece..." I felt palpable dread. Lmao

  • @David-id6jw
    @David-id6jw Рік тому +623

    That twitch when he pronounced "Re:Zero" as "Ray:Zero". Does he deserve to be in jail? Yeah, probably.

    • @JannPoo
      @JannPoo Рік тому +64

      It took me a while to realize he meant "Re:Zero".

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 Рік тому +10

      *cue eye twitch*

    • @itsyaboyjoyride
      @itsyaboyjoyride Рік тому +1

      @@JannPoo me too

    • @Lauren_K
      @Lauren_K Рік тому +11

      @@JannPoo It's because of the Japanese pronunciation of "re"

    • @BushidoBrownSama
      @BushidoBrownSama Рік тому +1

      @@JannPoo it could be Re:Zero or Ga Rei: Zero

  • @dolphusraymond4331
    @dolphusraymond4331 Рік тому +138

    The guy yelling “plot twist” in the back was too perfect

  • @ezgaming6568
    @ezgaming6568 2 дні тому

    I knew it was about to go down when said one piece 😂 but I still didn't see that coming

  • @casadevaughn7323
    @casadevaughn7323 7 місяців тому +4

    Tbh, it’s hard to say a show is peak fiction when you have so many good ones

  • @Raph___A
    @Raph___A Рік тому +487

    As a One Piece fan, I now fully understand why he was thrown in jail in the first place.

  • @bazzfromthebackground3696
    @bazzfromthebackground3696 Рік тому +531

    Should have "Hot Take Lockup" as the series name.
    Need a character who drops *THE WORST* takes, but owns it. He knows their bad, and does it to troll people.

    • @lazarus8455
      @lazarus8455 Рік тому +30

      I would rather have someone who actually believes in their own takes. Not just someone who says whatever just to make people mad.
      Like, i would think someone who thinks Boruto is better than Naruto is insane. But it would be better if he actually believes that and can talk about it and not just saying it for the sake of it

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 Рік тому +4

      @@lazarus8455 but there are just as many trolls out there as introspective types

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd Рік тому +9

      @@lazarus8455 i think re zero is better than fmab. i tried fmab and dropped it in halfway through

    • @kingty8010
      @kingty8010 Рік тому +1

      @@QWERTY-gp8fd idk what re zero is but fma was good but kinda fell off at times

    • @DEEZNUTZ-gm8sy
      @DEEZNUTZ-gm8sy Рік тому +4

      Slice of life is peak fiction

  • @curties
    @curties Рік тому

    man the shanks part was gold xDDDD

  • @kp_waves
    @kp_waves 8 місяців тому +1

    Better not drop the soap is wild😂😂😂

  • @travinator043
    @travinator043 Рік тому +878

    ''It must compete with the Bible'' bro i'm dying 😂

    • @justtimes9257
      @justtimes9257 Рік тому +22

      yeah that was foul also the bible jas been proven to be true

    • @awp690
      @awp690 Рік тому +76

      @@justtimes9257 lmao, funniest shit I've read today

    • @justtimes9257
      @justtimes9257 Рік тому +7

      @@awp690 well you can look it up for yourself

    • @justtimes9257
      @justtimes9257 Рік тому +3

      @Caleb's Unremarkable UA-cam Channel thank you

    • @sandz000
      @sandz000 Рік тому +48

      @Caleb's Unremarkable UA-cam Channel granted but the way i see it is that the bible is a fictional series of books based on true events. of course jesus exist and all the disciples, doesn't mean everything in else did as well.

  • @yokingstream1005
    @yokingstream1005 Рік тому +256

    This might be your best skit yet and you played every single role perfectly, the prisoners in the background had me dying 🤣

  • @Lightninglord12
    @Lightninglord12 9 місяців тому +2

    He's right, for the first fifty episodes, but after that he's insane

  • @AnonymousRizz
    @AnonymousRizz Місяць тому +2

    The guy who put bible in fiction section 💀

  • @sebastian1236669
    @sebastian1236669 Рік тому +235

    These were some straight up anime war crimes! Lol, I would love to see more anime prison hot takes!

    • @ara1465
      @ara1465 Рік тому +8

      the boruto one was not a war crime. It was WW2 time 10000

  • @massiecure8422
    @massiecure8422 Рік тому +394

    the judge put them all there for a neverending reddit debate

    • @Judge_isreal
      @Judge_isreal 10 місяців тому +5

      That is indeed why I put them there

  • @nicholasgilmore3680
    @nicholasgilmore3680 24 дні тому

    Put me behind bars too then fr 💀

  • @mohamedouaden6604
    @mohamedouaden6604 9 місяців тому +1

    You better not drop the soap😂😂😂😂

  • @kingbattle393
    @kingbattle393 Рік тому +95

    He united the prison by having them all disagree with him. Sounds a lot like pain.🕵🏾‍♂️🕵🏼

  • @DarkStatic715
    @DarkStatic715 Рік тому +506

    "That man rode the short bus to prison!"
    Had me dying!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @mejestin
    @mejestin 7 місяців тому

    Damn son the jail such a dark hopeless place

  • @Allshpere
    @Allshpere 2 місяці тому

    That “buuuullshat” was personal

  • @chainsaw8507
    @chainsaw8507 Рік тому +234

    I remember seeing a One Piece fan complaining about how people overexaggerate how toxic the One Piece fandom is. In that same thread they said someone was completely wrong for saying One Piece isn't the best manga.

    • @boblipsmacker
      @boblipsmacker Рік тому +9

      whats crazy about that

    • @Ryuksgelus
      @Ryuksgelus Рік тому +57

      I went to One Piece reddit to read a thread about unpopular/controversial One Piece opinions and the top rated comments were people saying how invalid the opinions are of people who complain about the story/series. So even in a thread to voice dissenting opinions you weren't allowed to have dissenting opinions.

    • @killking2414
      @killking2414 Рік тому +5

      Sorry just give me a manga thats batter and then you can say that

    • @waleedabbas4996
      @waleedabbas4996 Рік тому +25

      @@killking2414 There isn't a singular answer to this. It's incredibly hard to compare across genres.
      How is OP better than Monster/Oyasumi Punpun or even something like Yotsuba? Saying "insert" thing is singularly the best is something that fanboys do.

    • @izrael820
      @izrael820 Рік тому +21

      @@killking2414 vinland saga and berserk easily🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @cameronjohnson7440
    @cameronjohnson7440 Рік тому +1802

    Now now in his defense. He said it wasn't peak fiction, not that it was bad. Because if that was the case it would have to be the chair for him.

    • @berryberry8290
      @berryberry8290 Рік тому +63

      lol the electric chair?

    • @vukvidanovic8276
      @vukvidanovic8276 Рік тому +130

      @@berryberry8290 yes the electric chair.

    • @nospoilers100
      @nospoilers100 Рік тому +6

      Loool

    • @erluq9309
      @erluq9309 Рік тому +120

      To be fair, alot of One Piece fans do think it is peak fiction. Just start a poll and you’ll see all the casual anime fans rushing in to vote yes.

    • @capnsteele3365
      @capnsteele3365 Рік тому +28

      @@erluq9309 its not peak fiction, its the best fictional story ever

  • @richobeast
    @richobeast Рік тому +3

    LMAO I knew there was a one peice take in here 😂😂 I never seen that show but know how deeply the anime community feels about this one

  • @BlueBlazeKing
    @BlueBlazeKing Рік тому +3

    2:03 Honestly I respect this guy’s point, the arc did go on for a while and the over use of the narrator can turn people off

  • @illizcit1
    @illizcit1 Рік тому +456

    The dude that said Near is Smarter than L is an enemy to the human race.

    • @akumamakima2280
      @akumamakima2280 Рік тому +17

      They literally established in the anime that he wasn't.

    • @natsusatsujinki8342
      @natsusatsujinki8342 11 місяців тому +5

      But who caught L and who caught the L?

    • @tdemaster2533
      @tdemaster2533 9 місяців тому +2

      But Ohba in vol.13 Truth outright ranks Near as smarter than L his flaw compared to L is that Near is not active enough and Mello was not as smart as even Mikami but he was extremely active
      Near alone couldnt beat Kira because overall his stats are weaker than L but he was in fact smarter than L

    • @ivantheenigma577
      @ivantheenigma577 6 місяців тому +2

      @@natsusatsujinki8342 Near only caught Light because of the setup L had provided combines with Light just not being the same after his victory of L and making mistakes he wouldn't have made if L was still around.

    • @laceres1243
      @laceres1243 3 місяці тому

      @@ivantheenigma577 L fanboy just accept the fact that what Near did L can't and Near have already surpassed the L by prove Light yagami was kira without much approaching him
      Just joking guys... I like my life

  • @letters102
    @letters102 Рік тому +177

    "Brain smooth as a baby's ass" LMFAOOO

  • @Donald_Trump81
    @Donald_Trump81 Місяць тому

    "The Bible" is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nothinguntouchedpodcast
    @nothinguntouchedpodcast Рік тому +1

    that old man character is the best one

  • @NiohArcadia
    @NiohArcadia Рік тому +74

    "When you you say peak fiction you gotta compete with Lord of the Rings, the Bible-" lmfao!