King of the Hill - Hitler's Canoe

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
  • This Clip is from Episode 11 of Season 6.

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  • @benjamindanielsen5204
    @benjamindanielsen5204 4 роки тому +8592

    I really want to know just how he managed to get ahold of Hitler's canoe considering he was fighting in the Pacific theater.

    • @gergely219
      @gergely219 4 роки тому +941

      I'm pretty sure Hitler gave a canoe to Hirohito for his birthday

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 роки тому +391

      They had beat the Nazis in Italy was the first thing he said.

    • @micycles1200
      @micycles1200 4 роки тому +459

      He bought it. In the episode "Ho Yeah." That's why Hank has Cotton's Cadillac car in that episode. Cotton borrowed Hank's truck to go and buy Hitler's Canoe.

    • @paragonrobbie9270
      @paragonrobbie9270 4 роки тому +235

      Whenever Hitler visited Japan, he insisted he went alone in his canoe.

    • @Slatt33-z4y
      @Slatt33-z4y 4 роки тому +70

      Micycles holy fucking shit I can’t believe any human would remember that. Thank you

  • @col.cottonhill6655
    @col.cottonhill6655 6 років тому +15703

    I miss that canoe.

  • @53subscribersnovideos35
    @53subscribersnovideos35 6 років тому +6145

    "You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe!"
    *(Slaps guy in the face with 100 dollars)*

    • @dannyfreitas5725
      @dannyfreitas5725 6 років тому +32

      Six Gun Shauna I died

    • @yangfox1755
      @yangfox1755 6 років тому +12

      Buy I deserve Hitler's canoe x3 I was gonna use it to burn Maduro on it uwu *cries*

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 4 роки тому +2

      Or 1 million if it's Patton done the slapping.

    • @JacX1
      @JacX1 4 роки тому +1

      *Thug Life*

  • @Gotobar
    @Gotobar 7 років тому +7507

    "Now hop in your sushi boat, and git!"

    • @sincityalley9824
      @sincityalley9824 6 років тому +28

      Gotobar 1313 now I want sushi

    • @fdr45
      @fdr45 6 років тому +38

      Where's Truman? He'll make them git

    • @rentabullet4048
      @rentabullet4048 6 років тому +36

      Git means go away in turkish lol

    • @iLikeTigerz101
      @iLikeTigerz101 5 років тому +4

      Than put it on a Audi.

    • @jsievers1313
      @jsievers1313 4 роки тому +1

      @@fdr45 😂 this has me dying

  • @jeffsanders1609
    @jeffsanders1609 6 років тому +9601

    "Mitsubishi? They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor!"
    I guess I never thought about it like that but I looked it up and it turns out he's right!! And Porsche made tanks for the Nazi's!!😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 6 років тому +935

      Boss made uniforms for the SS.

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 6 років тому +677

      Yeah, Ferdinand Porsche (The guy responsible for Porsche and VW) was even a Nazi SS.

    • @teancrumpets5685
      @teancrumpets5685 6 років тому +396

      remember the time Donald duck was a nazi and worked in the same facility as hitler?
      Edit: This is a joke, i know it was american propaganda and it was all a nightmare

    • @senorpigeon9564
      @senorpigeon9564 6 років тому +782

      A lot of things we use in modern day were invented by people in WW2. Look at the pizza. That used to be a flying saucer used by the Italian Air Force and the Wiener schnitzel. That was a German I boat torpedo.

    • @thermionicemission6355
      @thermionicemission6355 6 років тому +9

      Pinhead Larry one of the best comments I ever read.

  • @Hurricanelive
    @Hurricanelive 7 років тому +9758

    COD: Well we have to paint over all the swastikas...
    Wolfenstein: Paint over the...! Get the Hell outta here!

    • @yungsouichi2317
      @yungsouichi2317 6 років тому +401

      It's not even a swastika, it's an Iron Cross.

    • @ffffffffffffffff5840
      @ffffffffffffffff5840 6 років тому +743

      @@yungsouichi2317 "on the other side" as in the side that isn't shown

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 6 років тому +23

      RIGHT?

    • @itsfreerealestate7199
      @itsfreerealestate7199 6 років тому +25

      holy shit dude your so right

    • @ChaosBW
      @ChaosBW 6 років тому +285

      @@Piddel in Germany there is less whites than muslims
      For real though
      Germany became non white in one generation
      All it took was fairytale guilt and "refugee" propaganda

  • @joehumpston7937
    @joehumpston7937 7 років тому +3071

    Sushi boat? I've heard of Japanese cars being called Rice burners, but that's a new slang!

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 6 років тому +132

      I think that might be a better name for big Japanese SUVs

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 6 років тому +55

      It's actually a play on a type of sushi restaurant. Some sushi restaurants place the sushi on little boats that float through a little canal to bring it to the patrons. We used to have one in Reno, but they eventually replaced the real sushi with plastic models and just served people directly. I think that it might have been a health concern.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conveyor_belt_sushi

    • @BlincoGG
      @BlincoGG 4 роки тому +10

      I think rice rocket sounds cooler

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX 4 роки тому +4

      Why not “whaling boat”?

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 4 роки тому +3

      @@BlincoGG Or even just "ricer" but more a specific kind... Just urban that up.

  • @phatnecktm3783
    @phatnecktm3783 7 років тому +3721

    "Boy, this fits my hand like a comfortable shoe"
    I love Mike Judge

  • @cpowell786
    @cpowell786 12 років тому +3587

    "Boy this fits my hand like a comfortable shoe"....LOL Dude

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 4 роки тому +62

      Such a great line

    • @LYNXzTwist
      @LYNXzTwist 4 роки тому +65

      @@SalvableRuin took 7 years to get a reply lol

    • @darmus8928
      @darmus8928 4 роки тому +6

      More like a cheap Infinity Gauntlett

    • @ns7353
      @ns7353 4 роки тому +27

      Handshoe is glove in German

    • @UnculturedRobot
      @UnculturedRobot 4 роки тому

      no his name is dale

  • @truereaper4572
    @truereaper4572 4 роки тому +1292

    The swastika on the other side that they couldn't show lmao that's genius.

    • @taylorwatson7932
      @taylorwatson7932 4 роки тому +115

      frootie pep it’s so they can show it outside of the US. In many European countries, it’s illegal to portray a swastika for any reason other than educational purposes. You absolutely will be jailed in Germany for displaying one.

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie 4 роки тому +21

      They could show it if they wanted to. The Simpsons showed Swastikas all the time.

    • @scouttrooperhh-1487
      @scouttrooperhh-1487 4 роки тому +61

      @@taylorwatson7932 yeah part of the Kalergi de-germanification plan. You sure can have 5 am muslim calls to prayer in Germany though

    • @conquistadomo7364
      @conquistadomo7364 4 роки тому +2

      Scout Trooper HH-148 The Iron Cross is still German, you nazi.

    • @l337pwnage
      @l337pwnage 3 роки тому +16

      @frootie pep The people that control the media won't allow it.

  • @scootza1
    @scootza1 4 роки тому +983

    "Yew don't deserve Hitler's canoe!"
    Few can obtain that honor

  • @JayZombie1216
    @JayZombie1216 3 роки тому +438

    "Listen up, if you're driving a nazzy car or an Italyan scooter, get your axis loving ass out of here!"
    God, I miss this show.

    • @ChristinaMagma
      @ChristinaMagma 2 роки тому +18

      “Axis loving ass outta here” gets me

    • @johnseabron
      @johnseabron 2 роки тому +8

      Thank you - I thought he was saying "Isis loving" but I knew that couldn't be right lol.

    • @skitboyz7418
      @skitboyz7418 Рік тому +12

      My late great grandad fought in ww2 and he would've said the same thing too 😂

    • @mansharker8
      @mansharker8 Рік тому +5

      Cotton was shot by an A6M Zero in WW2 so I agree with his sentiment.

    • @animangafan342
      @animangafan342 4 місяці тому +1

      Cotton's so based😂😂😂
      He called the Mitsubishi a sushi boat💀

  • @6TomCruz6
    @6TomCruz6 7 років тому +3128

    "I killed fifttty men" had me rolling

  • @Nikohere
    @Nikohere 6 років тому +319

    1:14-1:21 haha :D "Mitsubishi..?? They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor! I ain't sellin Hitler's canoe to no Traitor!! Best pt!

  • @cpowell786
    @cpowell786 12 років тому +839

    This show is so great you can laugh your ass off with only the dialogue. Try it don't watch the video and just listen to it. Awesome writers and voice actors! Golden!

    • @kennygates1192
      @kennygates1192 6 років тому +1

      cpowell786 holy shit I gotta do that

    • @SirCorn
      @SirCorn 4 роки тому +1

      Definitely gonna try this

    • @icecreamsundae1038
      @icecreamsundae1038 3 роки тому +2

      If you do this, luanne's lines have a VERY different meaning

    • @hankbarcelona7314
      @hankbarcelona7314 3 роки тому +2

      king of the hill radio show when

    • @nadamasdisponible
      @nadamasdisponible 2 роки тому

      You are right its better with just the sound

  • @ahoneanatwo
    @ahoneanatwo 7 років тому +850

    12 people hopped in their sushi boat and git.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 4 роки тому +432

    "we had a verbal agreement"
    That's actually a pretty subtle and smart joke especially since he's a lawyer
    In texas at least verbal agreements are as viable as a written contract in the court of law

    • @jackrambit9637
      @jackrambit9637 4 роки тому +10

      Man I see you everywhere. Also nice fan fiction choice. I’m partial to horizons myself but to each their own

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +6

      @@jackrambit9637 Eh, GlimGlam is doing a review of FOE on /mlpol/ now. The setting had a lot more potential than what arose out of it.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 3 роки тому +7

      Feels like a verbal agreement should be hard to prove.

    • @eyevou
      @eyevou 3 роки тому +17

      @@CyberLance26 He had several witnesses.

    • @Zmej420BlazeIt
      @Zmej420BlazeIt 3 роки тому +5

      yeah, i guess maybe many ppl didn't get that part. i live in a different state where we also value verbal agreements legally.
      to people saying "hard to prove" or whatever, whats to stop someone from forging a written agreement? written is no better without notary. stamped or written notary is basically the same as a witness testimony.

  • @AColonDashSix
    @AColonDashSix 4 роки тому +609

    “You don’t deserve no Hitler’s canoe.”
    I say that to my wife when she annoys me and she still doesn’t get it 😆

    • @loglemz2070
      @loglemz2070 3 роки тому +40

      Does she hop into her sushi boat?

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 2 роки тому +11

      You have throw 100 dollars at her

    • @otocan
      @otocan 2 роки тому +6

      The secret to a healthy relationship is confusing them with references they couldn't possibly understand.

    • @gocanuckurself1
      @gocanuckurself1 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @airon908
    @airon908 7 років тому +163

    *I killed fitty men!*

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +113

    I like how King of the Hill is one of the few shows to make fun of people while deliberately showing them to be right. It's like positive ridicule.

  • @neilnevins
    @neilnevins 12 років тому +250

    Why the fuck is there an unfunny Family Guy video in the related section? The two shows couldn't be more different. This one's well written, the other's pure garbage

    • @OhioGuy216
      @OhioGuy216 7 років тому +40

      neilnevins the absolute very first episodes of FG were creative and witty, now it's all fart, puke and jacking off "humor".

    • @Joeyjojoshabadoojr
      @Joeyjojoshabadoojr 7 років тому +23

      And trying to be edgy. People gruesomely dying just because. I cringe when my friends quote it. Haha someone jerked off on a foot till it become pregnant! It's no surprise they can't talk to women now that I think about it.

    • @ryanandre3550
      @ryanandre3550 7 років тому +4

      Why not both

    • @sandwichartist5053
      @sandwichartist5053 6 років тому +1

      I would say the opposite

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 років тому

      don't call family guy garbage. besides king of the hill is kinda boring

  • @ManiacX1999
    @ManiacX1999 7 років тому +573

    Why doesn't he sell it to a museum again?

    • @carlosfred8673
      @carlosfred8673 7 років тому +404

      Prob didn't offer him enough.
      After all, it's HITLER'S Canoe.

    • @AtariDad
      @AtariDad 7 років тому +143

      ManiacX1999 You don't buy stuff, everything in them is donated.

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 6 років тому +9

      Obito Uchiha that really freakin sucks

    • @DirtyFrigginHarry
      @DirtyFrigginHarry 6 років тому +75

      Museums don't censor history, at least no yet

    • @MARCHINGBANDtbone
      @MARCHINGBANDtbone 6 років тому +93

      LordDavid04 Why the hell would a museum not display it? Have you ever stepped foot inside one before

  • @RobertGary1
    @RobertGary1 12 років тому +994

    He kind of has a point.

    • @emiliodibenedetto4654
      @emiliodibenedetto4654 6 років тому +127

      Eh, it's a trophy. He kicked ass, won it and took it. He didn't give the Germans any money for it.

    • @clowntrooper61
      @clowntrooper61 6 років тому +34

      To be honest, american cars aren't what they used to be. Look at detroit and how that's fallen

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 6 років тому +11

      It's a collectible-big difference.

    • @DrewskiTheLegend
      @DrewskiTheLegend 6 років тому +43

      Clowntrooper cars are pretty universally impressive these days. Maybe 10 years ago the “they don’t make em like they used to” was accurate, but these days, pretty much any new car is going to be solid and loaded with impressive technology, regardless of the brand.

    • @fatbuddy719
      @fatbuddy719 6 років тому +7

      Raith probably traded with other veterans. In one episode he borrows Hank's truck to go to a swap meet and comes back with Nazi skulls and other stuff.

  • @darkicity
    @darkicity 6 років тому +502

    Oh man, Cotton would hate me. I drive a Volkswagen....

    • @captainbarbossa5201
      @captainbarbossa5201 6 років тому +61

      Darkicity try driving a Porsche, Cotton would hate you much more.

    • @shoukatsukai
      @shoukatsukai 6 років тому +64

      Mercedes-Benz (Daimler-Benz) made the engines in Messerschmitt fighters lol

    • @sergcas5361
      @sergcas5361 6 років тому +65

      Get yo axis loving ass outta this video

    • @harrypatton8261
      @harrypatton8261 6 років тому +57

      Hop in your kraut tub, and git!!!

    • @wawazaza1785
      @wawazaza1785 6 років тому +24

      They made tanks for the naazee

  • @lavaknight3682
    @lavaknight3682 3 роки тому +119

    “Daddy, where’d you get this canoe?”
    “Ah, it was looted from Hitler’s summer home in Hamburg... then it was sold to me by a crazy old man”

    • @sweetchilledgames7887
      @sweetchilledgames7887 3 роки тому +5

      This deserves more likes cause he does have a son

    • @alextaylor8776
      @alextaylor8776 2 роки тому +1

      Hamburg? Hitler had no summer home in Hamburg. It would had been from his mountain retreat in the Ober Salzburg known as the Berghoff.

    • @ssl3546
      @ssl3546 2 роки тому +4

      @@alextaylor8776 Are you saying Cotton is full of crap and/or that most nah-zee memorabilia is fake? get outta here.

  • @P99AT
    @P99AT 5 років тому +139

    Considering there's a Japanese dub of King of the Hill, I really want to see this scene dubbed.

    • @ziinx5899
      @ziinx5899 4 роки тому +10

      @@Saucy-ws6jc Ford also supplied the axis early in the war.

    • @rubadubmedia
      @rubadubmedia 4 роки тому +5

      Ziinx Ford wrote an interesting 80 chapter book that would explain that

    • @xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx
      @xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx 3 роки тому +43

      You know what "Ford" stands for?
      It stands for "Fix it Again, Tony!"

    • @KaRyu-zm2wf
      @KaRyu-zm2wf 3 роки тому +47

      You're thinking of Fiat, Dale

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner 3 роки тому +18

      Fix... it... again...

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 6 років тому +70

    He killed fiddy men almost made it fiddy one.

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.

    • @mcaddicts
      @mcaddicts 4 роки тому +2

      @@shooby9496 Are you trying to repaint Hitler's Canoe?

  • @LLawliet2
    @LLawliet2 7 років тому +173

    Sledgehammer's treatment towards Call of Duty WW2.

    • @MasonKLutz
      @MasonKLutz 5 років тому +7

      Sledgehammer, and PC (political correctness) people as well.

  • @chrisn7259
    @chrisn7259 2 роки тому +140

    I lived in Texas for several years, and I think it's so cute that most viewers think of this show as a satire.

    • @JeepersCreepers12
      @JeepersCreepers12 2 роки тому +22

      It’s a damn documentary!

    • @Wolfsbane909
      @Wolfsbane909 Рік тому +6

      Are they really like that in northern TX?

    • @nashfeighny4757
      @nashfeighny4757 3 місяці тому

      @@Wolfsbane909I’m pretty sure Arlen is supposed to be in south Texas.

    • @TimeofQwerty
      @TimeofQwerty 3 місяці тому

      maybe because we are too busy having fun with these slightly over the loop characters to care?

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 6 років тому +51

    It was through this scene that I learned that Mitsubishi's parent company used to have a military aircraft division. Who says adult cartoons don't teach you anything?

  • @Vic-pg4rg
    @Vic-pg4rg 6 років тому +70

    1:46
    Get your Axis loving ass outta here!!! 😂🤣 I love that part!!!!

  • @JulianDale94
    @JulianDale94 4 роки тому +55

    Cotton should've been on Pawn Stars with that canoe

    • @oeao2841
      @oeao2841 2 роки тому

      😂🤣

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 2 роки тому +1

      @@oeao2841 Best I do is give you 1.25 for it but I'm going to get my buddy to take a look at it. Okay I give you 2.50 for it.

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy 3 роки тому +31

    $80 for a genuine German WWII nazzy falconer's glove is actually a pretty good deal

    • @Unus_Annus_
      @Unus_Annus_ Рік тому +2

      As a ww2 militaria collector, all I can say is Jesus Christ that is a good deal

    • @jrobbin24
      @jrobbin24 3 місяці тому

      $80 for anything that belong to Hermann Goring is a ridiculous steal. That guy invented blinging things out for no reason just because you had the jewels to do it

    • @TheMattastic
      @TheMattastic 2 місяці тому

      You might be surprised. I don't know about stuff that genuinely belonged to nazi top brass, but I went to a huge flea market in rural south west England and it was stuffed with old nazi shit for less than $10. Medals, knives, documents, uniform fragments. Probably worth a lot more, but most of it was just whatever happened to be cluttering up old folks' attics when they died. A collector could do pretty well at a place like that.

  • @incarnateTheGreat
    @incarnateTheGreat 4 роки тому +40

    1:19 for a canoe that he had cherished as a war trophy, Cotton sure treated it like shit when he dropped it.

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 роки тому +2

      Why would he treat Hitler's canoe like it's worth anything?

    • @luliu4572
      @luliu4572 2 роки тому +9

      @@shaynehughes6645 because it's a war trophy.

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 10 місяців тому +1

      @@shaynehughes6645It’s not about the person who owned it, it’s about the historic value.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 місяці тому

      kids... the joke is that it's not actually Hitler's canoe. Cotton bought it, and now he's fobbing it off on someone else

    • @monkeycat48
      @monkeycat48 16 днів тому +1

      @@MegaZeta he probably got it from somebody who was on the western front. Speaking of which, when they speak about the swastika. That’s not a swastika that’s an iron cross. Ironically enough, the swastika used to symbolize peace and good luck and it’s in Asia. It’s still in any part of Asia you’ll see them anywhere. It’s been around thousands of years. That’s something you never learn in school.

  • @typ0z
    @typ0z 7 років тому +123

    H O Y E A H

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 6 років тому +57

    I drive an Italian scooter. I'm gettin' my Axis-lovin' ass outta here! LOL!

  • @burpostockings
    @burpostockings 4 роки тому +1436

    I work in a garage and every. single. time. I see a mitsubishi i go, "They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor"

    • @zacariasdelalcazar8873
      @zacariasdelalcazar8873 4 роки тому +112

      But you know what's more important than materialistic things? *Knowledge!* Knowledge such as Mitsubishi making the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor, and that buying this new Lamborghini is a fifth-column contribution to the Axis war effort!

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 4 роки тому +19

      Plus they used forced labor to make those planes

    • @anusboobmcshitdick4241
      @anusboobmcshitdick4241 4 роки тому +35

      Yes and Henry Ford was a Nazi sympathizer but we still drive Fords, because just like Mitsubishi, everyone involved with those companies back then doesn’t represent what they are today or they’ve passed away.

    • @copee3
      @copee3 4 роки тому +64

      I'll never buy a vehicle from Mitsubishi, Kawasaki, Toyota, Isuzu, Subaru, Suzuki, Porsche, Fiat, BMW, Volkswagen, Mercedes-Benz, Alfa-Romeo, etc. for fear of inadvertently supporting the Axis war effort. Also do your part and buy war bonds.

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 4 роки тому +8

      Brylle Cruz Ford, GM Lincoln and Buick are problematic as well. Can I interest you in a bicycle?

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 6 років тому +195

    I too do not respect anyone that drives a mitsubishi

    • @Mi_Fa_Volare
      @Mi_Fa_Volare 6 років тому +5

      I wish they sold enough of those in my country.

    • @HastelloyC276
      @HastelloyC276 6 років тому +10

      Evolution x.

    • @MrNobody47710
      @MrNobody47710 5 років тому +1

      I care not for what a person drives, due to not being a vehicle person.
      I'm more of a sword person, and I do not respect anyone that swings a "Cold Steel" blade. It's Albion or bust.

    • @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521
      @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 4 роки тому +7

      MrNobody spoken like a true wee-I mean neckbeard.

    • @herbienbrian2
      @herbienbrian2 4 роки тому +8

      @@MrNobody47710 Don't be outdated for the sake of being individual. Even liking cars is a dead fad. Your not supposed to like anything in 2020.

  • @monkeyinapanzer8805
    @monkeyinapanzer8805 4 роки тому +34

    So there may actually be a non joke reason for “Hitler’s canoe” to be a real thing.
    Cotton served for a while in Italy which is most likely where the “canoe” was captured. In all likelihood it was probably used by german pioneer or combat engineers who would use similar boats to cross bodies of water. Once it was captured it probably got the swastika and iron cross painted on it by US forces as panting swastikas on knocked out or captured german equipment (although mostly knocked out armor and vehicles) was a some what common practice of Allied and Soviet troops. To a bunch of probably uneducated 18-30 something good ol boys the thing probably was a canoe. Add a swastika to it and the fact most of them could probably only identify one or two members of the Nazi party out side of hitler and then some pioneer boat becomes “Hitler’s canoe”

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 3 роки тому +5

      So in conclusion, Cotton overreacted and legitimately thought a dinghy was Hitler's Canoe?

    • @alextaylor8776
      @alextaylor8776 2 роки тому +1

      Who said Cotton brought it back, why couldn’t one of the other vets have brought it back from the war and Cotton was just selling it?

    • @1stAuflage
      @1stAuflage 2 роки тому +1

      Bro that's Hitlers canoe

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 2 роки тому

      Nah, in the episode Ho Yeah he needs Hanks truck to put the Canoe in after he buys it.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 місяці тому

      No. This is a running joke on the show. Cotton bought the canoe, which is a fraud. The buyer here correctly concludes that it was never Hitler's.

  • @grizzlydino
    @grizzlydino Рік тому +12

    I can actually understand why Cotton didn’t want to sell it to him, bro literally admitted he was going to paint over a war relic

  • @franknows8051
    @franknows8051 7 років тому +6831

    "YOU DONT DESERVE NO HITLERS CANOE!!"
    "Dad calm down..."
    "DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN BOY SCOUT!!"

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 6 років тому +40

      Fran Knows I lost my shit at that part

    • @alexanderiverson707
      @alexanderiverson707 5 років тому +84

      That's probaly a bigger insult now then it was back then. At least when hank was a boy scout they would have taught him to shoot guns and recognize the silhouettes of soviet tanks.

    • @castlehill6717
      @castlehill6717 5 років тому +23

      King_Slug Did they really? Cold War Era Boy Scouts were taught to identify Soviet tank silhouettes?

    • @dave-grohl
      @dave-grohl 4 роки тому +19

      @@castlehill6717 No that's a blatant lie. Source: am boy scout

    • @castlehill6717
      @castlehill6717 4 роки тому +9

      Nick Gladding Yea that sounds a little over the top.

  • @quinnfletcher3906
    @quinnfletcher3906 4 роки тому +43

    0:57 America's treatment of War heroes summed up perfectly.

  • @13thvarebel16
    @13thvarebel16 3 роки тому +35

    I love how the Mitsubishi yuppie says "I'm an ATTORNEY," as if that holds any leverage whatsoever in a no-paperwork cash-for-goods transaction that hasn't even been mutually agreed to yet 😂😂😂

    • @dr.clocknik
      @dr.clocknik 2 роки тому +1

      Makes it even better that according to a previous episode he's a patent lawyer.

  • @masonf7332
    @masonf7332 2 роки тому +21

    “Do you accept pre paid phone cards?”
    Idk why but this is one of my favorite Dale quotes it’s just so random and stupid lmao

    • @michaelweston1042
      @michaelweston1042 Рік тому +1

      Pre burner cell phones. He bought prepaid cards with cash and made his calls on public phones.

  • @jaedenbaker4611
    @jaedenbaker4611 4 роки тому +32

    I love how Hank just walks offscreen with everyone else at the end

  • @HoustonHeartStopper
    @HoustonHeartStopper 3 роки тому +9

    "Sushi boat"
    "Nah-Z car"
    "i-Talian scooter"

  • @tacticool870
    @tacticool870 12 років тому +59

    hop in your sushi-boat and get!

  • @amaruqlonewolf3350
    @amaruqlonewolf3350 Рік тому +5

    My guy's really pathetic if he's buying a vintage war trophy to repaint as a family canoe.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 місяці тому

      He isn't. The canoe is a fraud. Cotton bought it, and now he's trying to rip off someone else, who isn't falling for it.

  • @chisoxfan708
    @chisoxfan708 3 роки тому +12

    "Hitler' s Canoe" was the name of my early 2000s prog rock band

  • @Dunes
    @Dunes 7 років тому +94

    Maybe that lawyer guy should've just told Cotton it was a Ford. LOL!

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 7 років тому +14

      He might have gotten away with Dodge. Chrysler used to sell all kinds of rebadged Mitsubishis, including the Dodge Raider, which was actually a Mitsubishi Montero. The lawyer's SUV is probably a later Montero.

    • @davidmeyer6908
      @davidmeyer6908 6 років тому +37

      You know what Ford stands for don't you Hank? "Fix It Again Tony".
      That's "Fiat", Dale.
      Fix...It...Again

    • @Dunes
      @Dunes 6 років тому +1

      LoL! Yeah man,I forgot about that one. Classic!

    • @angeloluna529
      @angeloluna529 6 років тому +1

      the lawyer didn't know he'd react this way

    • @LarryLopez91
      @LarryLopez91 6 років тому +5

      Didn't Henry Ford help finance the Nazis?

  • @Austinflank
    @Austinflank 12 років тому +47

    Sushi boat! lol

  • @MrBump2
    @MrBump2 4 роки тому +32

    I love how fast the dunked Veteran sunk, like a stone.

  • @camotophat
    @camotophat 3 роки тому +10

    It always worries me when Luanne is smarter than Peggy.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah but to Piggy's defense, this is for Charity. Plus it was their idea even though Peggy shouldn't have thrown that last ball.
      No wonder her birthdays are cursed...

  • @JCPoetryCourner
    @JCPoetryCourner 6 років тому +105

    > says he's painting over the infamous Swastika symbol
    > Iron Cross is clearly identifiable

    • @Mi_Fa_Volare
      @Mi_Fa_Volare 6 років тому +48

      He said on the other side. And he definitely did not point to the direction the iron cross was seen.

    • @LordDavid04
      @LordDavid04 6 років тому +27

      He was happy to keep the iron cross. The Swastika is implied, as you see the iron cross on the other side too. This episode might have been censored if they actually had a Swastika.

    • @JCPoetryCourner
      @JCPoetryCourner 6 років тому +3

      Whoops, my bad! ty!

    • @paulhunter123
      @paulhunter123 5 років тому

      cant show a swastika on tv

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 4 роки тому +3

      @@paulhunter123 Absolutely not true. Ever watch _Hogan's Heroes?_

  • @GOLDY-rn5lo
    @GOLDY-rn5lo 3 роки тому +35

    1:08 I can't stop laughing at that scream lmao

  • @adamnottingham1580
    @adamnottingham1580 4 роки тому +18

    “Dunk a war hero”

  • @MightyMack03
    @MightyMack03 7 років тому +20

    I KILLED FITTY MEN

  • @mr.imarealsuperhero4201
    @mr.imarealsuperhero4201 7 років тому +18

    Let's face it people, if it's made by Germans it's very good quality. Just saying..

    • @packisbetter90
      @packisbetter90 4 роки тому +1

      It is. Better than China obviously

    • @bigbilly9657
      @bigbilly9657 3 роки тому +1

      Is that why bmws are always in the shop?

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 роки тому +1

      Why are all the best cars made by Axis countries?

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 місяці тому

      The canoe is a fraud that Cotton bought at a swap meet. Why do people pretend to have watched this show when they haven't?

  • @chrisstevensjunior
    @chrisstevensjunior 12 років тому +37

    fiddymen= fifty men

  • @FS28_
    @FS28_ 7 років тому +124

    Anyone notice the helmet with a face? 1:11

  • @TheFlanker35
    @TheFlanker35 13 років тому +14

    @1:27,
    "You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe!"
    Damn straight!

  • @thegooseman90
    @thegooseman90 7 років тому +35

    Sushi car lol

  • @paladinrense2324
    @paladinrense2324 6 років тому +59

    He should sell it to either a museum or a military collector.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 6 років тому +16

      Psst. It's not really Hitler's canoe.

    • @Randy-ry9ss
      @Randy-ry9ss 4 роки тому +1

      It's a tv show.

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara 4 роки тому +6

      For $500 I'd buy Hitler's Canoe on the spot. I could sell it at auction for thousands.

    • @Randy-ry9ss
      @Randy-ry9ss 4 роки тому

      @@KageMinowara Cotton was never in Germany.

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara 4 роки тому +1

      @@Randy-ry9ss Well yeah but if I actually came across a canoe that was owned by Hitler and it cost $500 I'd buy it.

  • @TalkernateHistory
    @TalkernateHistory 12 років тому +23

    Nice bit of continuity. He bought this canoe at a swap-meet in the episode "Ho, Yeah", season 5 episode 13.

  • @hankkingsley2976
    @hankkingsley2976 3 роки тому +29

    As I get older I come to appreciate Cotton more and more.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 роки тому +3

      Maturity is relating to Hank.
      Wisdom is relating to Cotton.

  • @cosmicmelon9305
    @cosmicmelon9305 3 роки тому +10

    Cotton: "You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe!"
    That hurts me on a spiritual level.

  • @JSythe
    @JSythe 4 роки тому +2

    I didnt watch the whole episode. How does Cotton have Hitler's canoe if he fought in the pacific?

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 4 роки тому +1

      He actually bought it in a swap meet in an earlier episode iirc.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 місяці тому

      It's clearly a fraud that he bought at a swap meet. The joke here, in part, is that the guy buying it is absolutely correct to treat it as just a plain canoe

  • @tyorbs3680
    @tyorbs3680 3 роки тому +10

    Luane has such a sweet heart knowing that old man could drown

  • @crabsy6452
    @crabsy6452 4 роки тому +12

    Cotton has every right to act this way

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 місяці тому

      LOL please actually watch the show. The canoe is not Hitler's. Cotton purchased it and now he's trying and failing to defraud someone else.

  • @orionherrera3980
    @orionherrera3980 3 роки тому +6

    1:14 hits close to home, my dad bought a Mitsubishi eclipse and he went to go see his grandpa (my great grandpa) and he got upset for the same reason.

  • @theN64hermit99
    @theN64hermit99 12 років тому +20

    i own hitlers kayak

    • @frankrusso1463
      @frankrusso1463 6 років тому +4

      Sussudio64 I own Hitlers u- boat. It was in his will.

    • @WillEatForFood
      @WillEatForFood 4 роки тому

      I own Hitler's jock strap

    • @railfanlynx
      @railfanlynx 4 роки тому +1

      I have his soap

    • @l337pwnage
      @l337pwnage 3 роки тому

      +Sussudio64 Does it run on gas?

  • @tylerpuszczewicz2535
    @tylerpuszczewicz2535 4 роки тому +2

    Cotton: I killed fiddy men.
    Me: I know a man who killed 51 men.
    Cotton: What! Who is he so I can kill him!

  • @Bleek7295
    @Bleek7295 6 років тому +7

    "Mitsubishi?! They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor!"

  • @CeaserMadrazo
    @CeaserMadrazo Рік тому +3

    The way he says "Hitler's canoe" is funny to me.

  • @heresYoshii
    @heresYoshii 4 роки тому +6

    i like how for that split second at 0:17, you could hear the customer's voice echo into the canoe. nice subtle touch

  • @bretnickerson8555
    @bretnickerson8555 3 роки тому +7

    "I aint sellin no hitlers canoe to no trator"

  • @Metrallata
    @Metrallata 3 роки тому +2

    Paint over the swastika?!?

  • @DopedFiend
    @DopedFiend 5 років тому +10

    “Boy this fits my hand like a comfortable shoe.”

  • @natalie651
    @natalie651 4 роки тому +9

    I’m with Cotton 100%!

  • @scholl1943
    @scholl1943 12 років тому +14

    I heard that Boomhauer is considered the Kenny of KOTH I would say Cotton is the Cartman of KOTH

    • @carultch
      @carultch 6 років тому +3

      Boomhauer is the Quagmire of KOTH. Ladies men with secret jobs who go by their last names. Bill is the Cleveland Brown. Dale is the Joe Swanson.

    • @codycigar6542
      @codycigar6542 4 роки тому +13

      @@carultch Please never compare a good show like KOTH to Family Guy ever again. Thanks.

  • @FinnTheGentleman
    @FinnTheGentleman Рік тому +6

    One thing I always liked about the writing in this show was the consistency. Peggy is established early on as a member of her high school softball team, but they never make it a thing except passively like this, with no exposition. Feels more real to me

    • @HalIucinations
      @HalIucinations Рік тому

      I can only remember one episode where her softball skills were in the spotlight, when she temporarily played for Buck Strickland's team

  • @Implorethedarksky
    @Implorethedarksky 3 роки тому +3

    "If you drivin' a Nazi car or an Italian scooter, git yer Axis lovin' ass outta here!".

  • @Sonicfan1661
    @Sonicfan1661 6 років тому +11

    I know some people who actually won't buy a Mitsubishi for the same reason.

    • @paulmaartin
      @paulmaartin 6 років тому +1

      Any reason to not buy a Mitsubishi is good.

    • @charmanderichooseyou2726
      @charmanderichooseyou2726 6 років тому

      Sonicfan1661 i dont buy ford even though their not made in America because they built the engines that dropped nukes. Fucking monsters

  • @Marcusreed1993
    @Marcusreed1993 12 років тому +9

    Get in your sushi boat and GET!!!

  • @BurnTheDemon
    @BurnTheDemon 12 років тому +11

    THE DEALHA IS OFF!!!!!!

  • @leodavinci4913
    @leodavinci4913 4 роки тому +5

    "If you have an italian scooter or a Japanese car git your axis loving ass out of here!" - cotton hill

  • @Dudeguy217
    @Dudeguy217 6 років тому +11

    I sawed this boat in half!

  • @Breaded_Squirrel
    @Breaded_Squirrel 4 роки тому +8

    Damn I didn’t know king of the hill was so historical

  • @christianali5431
    @christianali5431 3 роки тому +2

    “You don’t deserve no Hitlers canoe!”
    Neither did Hitler, really.

  • @hotrdumommy
    @hotrdumommy 4 роки тому +4

    I saw a Mitsubishi the other day and thought of this 😂😂

  • @votekyle3000
    @votekyle3000 4 роки тому +17

    As I’ve aged, I agree more with Cotton.

  • @Peter556NATO
    @Peter556NATO 12 років тому +15

    1:27 make it rain!

  • @raymondkidwell7135
    @raymondkidwell7135 6 років тому +2

    I know Hank's dad supports Trump

  • @hamishdow2188
    @hamishdow2188 3 роки тому +5

    "you dont deserve no hitlers canoe"

  • @cobrasix9575
    @cobrasix9575 3 роки тому +4

    "Mitsubishi? They made the planes that bombed pearl harbor!"
    I nearly had a stroke

  • @davestylehenry
    @davestylehenry 4 роки тому +6

    I lost it when the old guy fell in the water

  • @F40PH-2CAT
    @F40PH-2CAT Рік тому +2

    This was my grandfather. You got disowned if you bought a Japanese car.

  • @logger22
    @logger22 2 роки тому +4

    1:07
    A nice detail how Peggy throws the ball. Instead of chucking it she throws it like softball. Because women don’t play baseball

  • @kalaharisurfer1994
    @kalaharisurfer1994 4 роки тому +5

    A Thompson with a bayonet?
    1:42

  • @matturner6890
    @matturner6890 4 роки тому +6

    I make up fake stories about Hitler's Canoe all the time because of this.

    • @Batzybun
      @Batzybun 4 роки тому

      Yeah this episode is the only reason why I want a canoe