the official pokedex entry said : ' It leaves a tingling sensation when it licks enemies.' and ' If you don't clean off a spot where it's licked you, you'll break out in a rash!' so misty will be fine if she keeps water close and she is a water pokemon trainer mainly . so she be fine , she get all the tingly and none of the rash .
3:25 That was very dark and dirty, but if you add the plot twist that he was actually trying to save her, it could be considered a high IQ move. Just saying 💀
Actually the idea of ghosts wailing has been started because dead people moan. I'm not kidding. When a person decomposes, they make a lot of... fluids. And those fluids make gasses. Gasses that make way through the throat, the vocal chords and sometimes while being forced out of the corpse, they make a forced "Moaning" sound. People hearing this thought the dead are waking up because they make noises..... And that also explains why a way to prevent a vampire from rising was to pierce the heart with a birch pole. In reality what that did was puncture the lungs of the dead person allowing for any gas to have an escape route.
its true, sometimes the best way to prevent suicide is by dissociation or distraction. definitely do not say crap like "you shouldn't be sad life is amazing!" or "your being dumb/dramatic"
11:33 that’s actually the reason I met my wife this is not a fucking joke except alcohol instead of cocaine I think I don’t remember the first half of that night, but I vividly remember breaking my femur and jumping off of a five story building after the concert
It's a $60 ceramic reproduction of a makeshift device that is typically made from a convenient empty soda can (about 50¢). A certain green leafy plant goes on those little holes.
1:54 i'm a modern artist so i get kinda annoyed at the abstract=can't really paint thing, he's got other paintings tough, like sick child, and self portrait with cigarette that show that he could paint realistically, to be fair idk if he painted dogs though
It was my uncle Ben. It was my uncle Benjamin. It was my father. It was my best friend. That one threw me for a loop. How you lost your virginity? Like wow.
I think the seller misspelled "Catalytic" (whether deliberately or accidentally is unknown). So the joke "The power of Chrysler compels you!" is an automotive play on "The Power of Christ compels you!"
#dankness Museum tour director: (Shows a gun from World War II) The Quiet Kid who managed to sneak bullets into the museum: 🐭 It's a surprise tool that will help us later! 🤫
The funny thing is, using a lickitung would be horrible, as its saliva will cause severe itching.
Or so I've been told.
🤨📸
Nice save bro
*sauce?*
How tf do you know that? Did you find out through personal experience...?
the official pokedex entry said : ' It leaves a tingling sensation when it licks enemies.' and ' If you don't clean off a spot where it's licked you, you'll break out in a rash!' so misty will be fine if she keeps water close and she is a water pokemon trainer mainly . so she be fine , she get all the tingly and none of the rash .
Ayo, that one with Ferb
👀 He was locked onto something.
Can we blame him
@@Real_cinderace No, no we can't.
I had never noticed, but man, how I am not surprised
Bro I don't blame Ferb he saw what he wanted and eventually got it in the end 😂
3:25 That was very dark and dirty, but if you add the plot twist that he was actually trying to save her, it could be considered a high IQ move.
Just saying 💀
Too much Dankness to pick a favorite, but enough to be grateful for finding this amazing channel!
🤣😎👍
Fun fact: good Samaritan law prevents people suing over saving your life.
True
in most parts
Ferb knows what he’s gonna do today.
Indeed
*who he's gonna do today
@@GeraltofRivia22 Vanessa.
14:50
Oh my facking dog!
This legit stopped me cold!
😂
10:30 what if the manager was a genuinely good person offering raises to everyone?
16:30 AYO, SHE GIVING ASH A HANDJOB 💀💀💀
Why shouldn't she give Ash a handjob? I think that's very friendly of her.
What the hell
frfr
Speaking of ash I don't remember seeing the meme on the thumbnail.
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
3:25 Chaotic Good in a nutshell
he might not even be lying either, but he knows its a win win for him he saves a life or gets the body T_T.
#dankness
Son: Dad, I signed up for a gym membership.
Dad: Good on you, son.
Son: Which machine should I use to get a hot girlfriend?
Dad: An ATM.
The Victorian Era kid would make the 5 layer burrito crap itself not the other way around
9:53 Understandable, have a great day
0:50 wtf bro 😨
16:53
“Sure! Real quick though can I borrow your vaporeon?-“
9:16 WHY M I LAUGHING AT THIS SO DUCKING HARD 😂
1:35 but you didn't have to cut me off-
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
@@rodrigovillegas2263 I guess that I don't need that though.
@@KhanIlkarabut you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough
@@BowlIsInMyAssPleaseHelp wrong part-
8:06 he also won the case against him as his own lawyer
4:36
You use my own spells against me potaa
(3:12) *Sweet home alabama music starts playing*
7:47 WE GETTING OUT OF WW2 WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
13:19 and to think that the lesser dog pfp guy would say that 😂
4:04 I got the joke, but unironiccally is that one of those "women's peeing tool" things so they can go like guys?
🤣
It's a device to assist in inhaling fumes from a certain green leafy plant.
Actually the idea of ghosts wailing has been started because dead people moan. I'm not kidding. When a person decomposes, they make a lot of... fluids. And those fluids make gasses. Gasses that make way through the throat, the vocal chords and sometimes while being forced out of the corpse, they make a forced "Moaning" sound. People hearing this thought the dead are waking up because they make noises..... And that also explains why a way to prevent a vampire from rising was to pierce the heart with a birch pole. In reality what that did was puncture the lungs of the dead person allowing for any gas to have an escape route.
6:16 I just fell over laughing 💀 it was so unexpected
14:57 look at the car in front of you 😭😂
7:16 “coke” That’s even worse!
3:36 best suicide prevention
its true, sometimes the best way to prevent suicide is by dissociation or distraction. definitely do not say crap like "you shouldn't be sad life is amazing!" or "your being dumb/dramatic"
The "I saw a angel eat a child" one was foul 💀
8:57 This coat makes me feel like harassing an LAPD officer named leon for no particular reason......
2:47 : ANOTHER ONE:
When bro moves to another school
Titanic is not that sad but compared to anything dealing with animals yeah there’s no more water on my body
13:58
WTF is that pronunciation of Lamborghini ?? 🤣😂
Lamb bore ginny
14:49 had me losing my shit
4:53 HELP I CANT-
There's enough Hol' Ups here for a 7-11.
@@JoeMama426-fu7qj (buzzer sounds) OBJECTION!!
wait... hold up..
6:39 I dunno, cleaning up your act and making family movies, sounds like a wholesome way to retire
See a candle 30 miles away?
That's nothing, at night I can see a galaxy 2,000,000 light years away
10:23 What show is it?
Leaving a comment here in case anybody explains
i wanna know too
Under ninja
0:31 I saw a Angel eat a child’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
The Infamous Chihuahua
11:27
Almost looks like Patrick Stewart Getting an exam on the Doc martin Series
Ferb has his priorities set
14:28 There is no toilet paper on that roll. She doesn't know that but he does.
So what will he do now? 👀
Idk man ive seen what those electric sex dolls can do and gawd dayum got me scared for my wallet
The ghost one! :0
16:52 for the thumbnail
Thank you king/queen/royal figure
You dropped this 👑
1:59 i literally can’t see it as anything OTHER than a dog
Look up an actual picture of the scream, this one is modified
11:33 that’s actually the reason I met my wife this is not a fucking joke except alcohol instead of cocaine I think I don’t remember the first half of that night, but I vividly remember breaking my femur and jumping off of a five story building after the concert
Wait a minute...
I said wait.
4:42 地下室には7人のトマトが人質に取られていた。
Lmao
bro why i am the only one that not has this thing and the most person that wants this in years
2:19 nah that sister is the 2nd incarceration of William Afton and is figuring out new ways
1:12 EXACTLY, but it burns so…
4:04 dare I ask, could someone explain this?
Yes, someone please explain.
It's a $60 ceramic reproduction of a makeshift device that is typically made from a convenient empty soda can (about 50¢). A certain green leafy plant goes on those little holes.
i saw an angel get hit by a car
9:30 DAMN LET BRO COOK
1:37
I fr thought that was Michael Jackson💀💀💀
Cockatiel. Say that again.
12:30 Something isn't adding up…
3:55
hello lord business
2:40 I cried
1:08 BROS GOT A POINT, WHY ARE THEY CALLED RED ONIONS
1:54 i'm a modern artist so i get kinda annoyed at the abstract=can't really paint thing, he's got other paintings tough, like sick child, and self portrait with cigarette that show that he could paint realistically, to be fair idk if he painted dogs though
if ur careful u can notice the young deer had 2 boyfriends at 0:20
2:19 a demon looking like a angel
16:30 AYO LANA WTF YOUR CHEATING ON MALLOW AND LILLIE😭😭😭😭
0:31
angels of death are a thing
...
also
most of the demons and devils in hell were angels once
Aren't those I the quiet place
It was my uncle Ben.
It was my uncle Benjamin.
It was my father.
It was my best friend.
That one threw me for a loop. How you lost your virginity? Like wow.
2:19: Nah, the sister became William Afton
12:07 why would you use a fist plate? It should be a dusk stone
And yes I know it's a joke
Weowoweoeoeowoeoeoeowowowow
It makes it worse that I know the show at 3:18 and I know that Arthur and D.W. are siblings.
blurring out the danny phantom profiles name doesn’t do anything i know who they bc of buzzfeed
I'm suprised there wasn't more Cyanide and happiness comics. You could do an hour-long video on just them
2:18 Bro is literally Sid from Toy Story.
Ferb was like: 🤑
... The hitler one... Hazbin Hotel had that be an instant entry into heaven...
1:44 true
💀
1:13 That's no red onion. Red onions are orange
An angel ripped a huge chunk out of my ex best friend.
If dogs are angels then an angel as a pitbull tried eating me alive when I was 5 and almost took my right leg off… 😅
evagelion is a kaiju movie and godzillas a kaiju so whens the colab?
That Lamborghini isn't worth 1m even when it came out it wasn't even close to 1m
7:48 grandpa knew what he was doing
4:06 I’m lost someone explain
I think the seller misspelled "Catalytic" (whether deliberately or accidentally is unknown). So the joke "The power of Chrysler compels you!" is an automotive play on "The Power of Christ compels you!"
Alternative title: memes that make you say AYO
3:20 yo what the fu
What is that painting?
#dankness
Museum tour director: (Shows a gun from World War II)
The Quiet Kid who managed to sneak bullets into the museum: 🐭 It's a surprise tool that will help us later! 🤫
8:51 women hahahahahaha *loud sip*
So veganism causes cancer perfect
16:30 bro how was that permited in the show
16:30 ash shes only 12 you're 20 leave her
He will never know I’m racist
That dog/Angel one was sweet besides the comment.
13:18 well, thats something…
She sleep with 130 people
The fake Pixar movie posters are going to far, and I'm all for it.
3:40 Sauce: Sexy Losers
14:50 NAHHHHHH THAT'S FOUL!!!!!
1:48
Anyone know what its supposed to be? All I see is doggo
It's a one of a collection of paintings called 'The Scream'
15:10 so trueeee
10:00 look at the back of his head
What about it?
No idea i must've put the wrong timestamp
@@poshify Hm.