For those who don't understand 10:54 the poster gives the location of the house the time the owner would be in the house and the purpose of each key. If it was stolen and the poster was seen by the thief ,they have the information and tools needed to break into the house, steal whatever is in the safe and around the house, and get out safely using the car, all without leaving many traces of a break-in. If they are petty they may even leave the other keys other than the car key for the owner to meet his broken-into house. Real stupid of the owner if you think about it.
We had a milkman who claimed to sell alligator milk. We were, like, alligators don't give milk! He'd spit out his toothpick and say, "Never said it was easy."
I came into this world two months ahead of schedule and mostly because my parents were engaging in irresponsible sex in January of 1974. My mother was renting a room at the local convent and there's a fifty-fifty chance my sister and I were conceived there. The other fifty-fifty is the back seat of my grandfather's Cadillac Coupe deVille. It was gold.
@@vihuynhquang5204 My parents are Boomers. Mum was raised in an insane puritanical home and my father was just out of the Corps and a full-blown alcoholic. Good times.
If you marry your grandpa, then have a child, you are now your fathers mother, and you gave birth to your son-uncle, and then if your son-uncle has a kid that will be your grandchild-cousin. Think about that for a while.
11:07 plot twist: they actually did not lose them. They just want to see the world burn as everyone are trying to find the keys. Ooor they wrote the wrong address
#DANKNESS Feet guys: It's the heel of the bread! Ass guys: No, it's the butt of the bread! Boob guys: Yo, just shut up and make your fucking sandwiches
(12:39) Hol' up! Who has a urinal at home? If your girl asks you that, you're in public! Man: What's she doing in the men's room? BF: Oh, she's just curious about something. Wash your hands, Honey.
11:17 I now feel validation in my assumptions. That was indeed Asuka Langley Soryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion. I couldn't quite tell if that was hair or the Interface Headset she is known to always wear.
For the first meme, I am none of them. I am merely passive-aggressive. They leave me be, and I leave them be. I don't kill, move, torture, or collect them without a good enough reason.
When the biggest muthah on your cellblock knocks your teeth out with a pipe, so you don't drag, the worst part is figuring out how they smuggled that pipe in.
“What’s wrong with raping like Eminem” 😂🤣 that’s also r/suddenlyincest “Oh, now he’s raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke and we gave him the rolling stone cover? You’re goddamn right”
11:18 is the *Thumbnail* meme for anyone that wants to see the it without having to watch the whole video, you are welcome😊
You're amazing
Thank you.
I was wondering what the flag was.
@Jonas-iv5xh You the man.
thank you that meme is what humanity has come to
1:56 “tell them you’re a femboy that way they’ll go away” *me knowing damn well some dudes gonna be like “EVEN BETTER”*
me fr
@@KamiKira58 u gay fr
more fun with a joy stick
'Tell them you're a femboy..."
DO NOT do this that will make it worse.
bro speaks from experience
*The tops join in the comments*
@@tistheman2.08 Nah, but I've seen enough shit that I know ppl will either not care/be more into it.
I litterally got to that part the second i read this
NAH "20inch horse magnum dang-a-lang 3000 thruster ultra pro max black" is crazy 💀💀
Pherb be packing
Not as much as my uncle
Bro what💀
@@archerletourneau5865 Damn he must’ve hurt you 💀 (no consent)
"How to ruin everyone's childhood in (insert how long it took him read that)"
For those who don't understand 10:54 the poster gives the location of the house the time the owner would be in the house and the purpose of each key. If it was stolen and the poster was seen by the thief ,they have the information and tools needed to break into the house, steal whatever is in the safe and around the house, and get out safely using the car, all without leaving many traces of a break-in. If they are petty they may even leave the other keys other than the car key for the owner to meet his broken-into house. Real stupid of the owner if you think about it.
Looks more like bait and trap.
It's only stupid if the poster isn't lying.....
Can't tell if they're too dumb to live or just really naive.
We had a milkman who claimed to sell alligator milk. We were, like, alligators don't give milk! He'd spit out his toothpick and say, "Never said it was easy."
WHAT!?
Alligators don't give milk, you have to take it from them 🤣
You live in Florida.
Male milk ;)
"What are you doing with my chicken sandwich, back there?" 😂
"Name something you could say both during sex and while beating the Elden Ring"
No matter how hard I try or what tricks I use I just can't beat it.
Maybe "Elden Ring" needs a different connotation 😏
🤣
LESSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Long and hard"
0:01 The Pyro, I always keep my flamethrower under my bed for occasions like these.
to spiders im a pacifist, by to everyother bug out there im a literal incinerator unit from aliens
Personal M2-Flamethrower, What bout u?
seems a bit excessive. try using the scorch shot instead?
@@DizaTak the stock Pyro one
@@zihaoooi787 naaaahhh, I tend to have a terrible aim when sleepy.
Martin,WHAT THE FU-
Martin is h0rny 3:06
I came into this world two months ahead of schedule and mostly because my parents were engaging in irresponsible sex in January of 1974. My mother was renting a room at the local convent and there's a fifty-fifty chance my sister and I were conceived there. The other fifty-fifty is the back seat of my grandfather's Cadillac Coupe deVille. It was gold.
….i have ABSOLUTELY no word about this….
@@vihuynhquang5204 My parents are Boomers. Mum was raised in an insane puritanical home and my father was just out of the Corps and a full-blown alcoholic. Good times.
2:29 the irony of biblical, gender disputes!
Turns out every gender can be a bad person if you try hard enough and has no connection to Gender!
(18:40) Gotta thicken that gravy somehow. How do you think Gordon Ramsay does it, when the cameras are off? "You fucking donkey!"
i am happy to witness this golden moment of history, thank you memellion for every thing you legend❤😍
Shut up bot 🤖
34:44 The Skeletons used in the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride were real skeletons at one point. They are now fake skeletons.
56:00
marin would have a hard fun time not say "please be gentle"
dude wtf
It's finally upon us!!!😮 cursed comments 100!!!and it's glorious🔥
(0:42) At least it's protein. Double twist: It's not his, and he's disposing of the evidence.
If you marry your grandpa, then have a child, you are now your fathers mother, and you gave birth to your son-uncle, and then if your son-uncle has a kid that will be your grandchild-cousin. Think about that for a while.
we finally reached 100 episodes of people being absolute degenerates in reddit comments
Flawless victory.
YES
11:07 plot twist: they actually did not lose them. They just want to see the world burn as everyone are trying to find the keys.
Ooor they wrote the wrong address
They stole they're enemies keys and gave everyone the address
That one with "I'll give all crying kids an iphone then" was messaged by tride.
THAT WAS COMMENTED BY TRIDE, A VERY GOOD GEOMETRY DASH PLAYER.
A whole hour of Cursed comments mems for episode 100 of cursed comments!?!
It's like the best birthday ever!
🎉🤣😃😁🎉
15:35
I was playing terraria with this in the background and my heart didn't just skip a beat, it rewinded.
11:07 "Lost keys." If I saw that in the Hood, oh hell anywhere for that matter, I'd immediately assume "It's a tarp!"
I love how you don't censore some words I've always wanted a person like daily dose of memes who censored lots of stuff
Greetings friends! How are you all?
Edit: please stop responding
good thanks! what about you?
@@insertsense doing good!
The brain rot is real I thought you said how tall are you man I’m dumb.
Hello fellow human I'm doing quite fine on this great starry night
@@benharper8402 that's good! enjoy the memes?
The Kentucky horse name: ADHD Burrito. I'm crying over here 😂😂😂
*Panic Sausage*
Bipolar brownie 😂
Bipolar brownie
#DANKNESS
Feet guys: It's the heel of the bread!
Ass guys: No, it's the butt of the bread!
Boob guys: Yo, just shut up and make your fucking sandwiches
It's the hoe of the bread, every one touches it but no one wants it
(2:51) Old Priest: We are gathered here, at this graveside, because none of your thoughts and prayers worked.
3:35 eh, why she's frowning?
Clearly, Norþ K-Pop is þe _supreme_ one.
"We will glorify our conviction of victory" beats "Gangnam style" in every conceivable manner
4:02 "Cha" actually means "Daddy" in my language so it x2 funny LMAO
0:06 I consider myself both the pacifist and the zookeeper depending on whether or not it's venomous- WHAT THE HELL
6:07 as a fucking addicted geometry dash player with over 1000+ hours in the game, I can safely confirm that his username is Tride
The wife must be so shocked why he is still alive while bro still didn't know that he was shot in the head
14:40 it is the other way around the professors were confusing correlation and causation
(6:04) Mash them together and take the brown pill. Wait a minute, didn't that cause a problem once? DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN PILLS!
4:05 “Should i keep my job, or should i get some policussy?”
1:13 wife be like "Well, he's not moving, I guess I killed him"
1:12 is like the meme when you say son dying is gay and goin yes father
6:06
choose teleport, wait a few months, teleport to where the rest of the pills are and eat them all :>
"A Symptom of one of my mental illnesses plus the last thing I ate". Hm... Insomniac Peanut.
(12:39) Hol' up! Who has a urinal at home? If your girl asks you that, you're in public! Man: What's she doing in the men's room? BF: Oh, she's just curious about something. Wash your hands, Honey.
11:36 what makes it worse is that he referred to it as a he, meaning it has been bred for meat
0:29 I just died laughing to the point i could not breath!!🤭😂🤣🤢😮💨🥲
11:17
I now feel validation in my assumptions.
That was indeed Asuka Langley Soryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion. I couldn't quite tell if that was hair or the Interface Headset she is known to always wear.
Most people don't like the lemon donut, but connoisseurs love the chocolate donut.
Finally... all the waiting was worth it
I thought said “Finally… all the waiting ass worth it”😩
"What is the hottest thing someone can do while kissing?" Light herself on fire.
2:43 "Bro waited his life for this" 💀💀💀
24:46 um, Im going by my email, Im dead, and posses an animatronic, my username, I belong in a mental hospital.
0:40 surprisingly busted me into laughter 😂💀
Congrats on hitting lv 100 onthe cursed comments Memellion! 🎉🎊🥳
3:20 GODDAMNIT MARTIN
1:41 THAT IS LITERALLY THE LAYOUT OF MY HOUSE
4:29 who the hell actually believes having sexual intercourse with an animal is morally ok?
*REPLACES TOILET PAPER WITH DUCT TAPE*
"Let's play a game..."
11:49 I died at this part.😭😭😭 What the actual fuck
3:12 that’s when you know that you have talk to too much character AI
13:52 Thats one extreme version of "an eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth
10:24 as a resident of Minneapolis, i can fucking agree... unfortunate, but true
42:12 JoJo, you thought your wife would be Erina...
BUT IT WAS ME
DIO
OMG,this was soooo good :D
19:25 sup dawg, you got the flour?
29:19 Well, it’s those Smiley French Fries that my school serves with burgers.
3:00 ... MARTIN? THE CHESS BOT? 😨
13:35 lmao, I was thinking in Gordon Ramsay falling in the backrooms n making a cooking show with the creatures
Getting most people to change is like trying to teach a pig to dance; it doesn't work and annoys pig.
Can someone explain 4:26?
Please dont tell me its the dog that searcy for drug unit
7:26 I'm gonna assume the math tutor was a lot older? Otherwise maybe she should have been more sympathetic?
4:40 Imagine the replier being the boyfriend who the commenter wants to get rid of
6:06 no fucking way one of my favourite gd youtubers actually said something i probably would
14:29 the inversion filter changes the meaning of that emoji quite a bit 😳
0:24 is the perfect example of modern feminism
"i did take it, but that's irrelevant" is funny to me
For the first meme, I am none of them. I am merely passive-aggressive. They leave me be, and I leave them be. I don't kill, move, torture, or collect them without a good enough reason.
0:58 bro hit a nat 20 on his death save
So either my computer or a Ranni toy... either one is going to leave permanent damage.
“The Eater”
…ALBEDO!? IS THAT YOU!?
4:00 can't tell if those are old pictures of Helena Rey or someone else.
34:07 the object to my left is a desk so there would be a lot of damage
56:02 - For those who didn't catch it, the one on the far left is at least 19, so not underage.
34:08 does a car door count or do i have to take the whole car?
58:22 tell me the name of the show please
18:49 why would you bring your child to that kind of work?!?!?😅
When the biggest muthah on your cellblock knocks your teeth out with a pipe, so you don't drag, the worst part is figuring out how they smuggled that pipe in.
2:46 everyone make smistakes
I screamed I HAD MORE THENMY SHA4R BUT IT SOK CAUSE IM GONNA REPAIR IT-
Me in the first one: The One Who Makes It Bite Me and Becomes Spiderman
“What’s wrong with raping like Eminem”
😂🤣 that’s also r/suddenlyincest
“Oh, now he’s raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke and we gave him the rolling stone cover? You’re goddamn right”
2:40 bro has a score to settle
Damn I'll neve get tired of absolutely cursed coments. Thanks.
Just like real life,every time the priest saved Hitler one came up the numbers got bigger.funny how that works.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:17 oh, mine is 1 corpse/liter. What's yours?
The object on your left is going up your ass how bad is the damage?
Me: I'm bouta be dead I'm in bed and a whole shelf is going up there
51:35 okay but what is it acctually called? I need to know
38:27 my fan girl self who loves SCARLET NEXUS: Kay we got Shiden, Wataru and Nagi- SEND HELP I CAN’T DECIDE
3:35 well in Brazil there's plenty of people that are unironically huge fans of him like...
Our fucking president
11:21 I don't know if it was on purpose, but, she looks like Asuka from Neon Genisis
6:06 How did *Tride* end up in here?
4:29 THAT IS ABSOLUTELY VILE 💀💀💀