I've got two adult nieces that flipped the script; they are far better-endowed than their mother. Funny how somehow Dad is responsible for the Breast Fairy visits to his daughters.
I love Living with gamer girl and hipster girl. I watch him on DevaintArt but he hasn't been posting on there in a while but he still does on his website.
Plain wrong. Navigators of the sea had to measure the distance between horizon and the sun to determine their position. Sextants nowadays have a filter to ptotect your eyesight. In the old days, they used a ruler. They messed up one of their eyes by staring into the sun and therefore wore the eyepatch.
2:40 I just imagine dying in an alley wayne-style, and the last thing you see is a coca cola ad. I would get up, dismantle the whole company, and after that faceplant into my grave.
Dont blame the black people from the 4th dimention blame their owner! Wait no not their owner The owners owners owners owners- and i realized this goes on forever
1:16 OK. I'd never thought I'd say this. But this literally hit close to home. This is the high school I went to (in the 80s). Fun fact: It was named the second most violent high school in the city around 2015.
4:25 Judging by his name he would probably give me cuddles instead..... But i ain't messing with pumkin.....that dog obviously hunt wolves for breakfast.....
I was out walking my dogs and a pretty young lady complimented my coat. I still smile to myself whenever I think about it... It happened over three years ago.
@@Customized_Kuromimiddle-right one is cousins. Though, they didn't actually end up together. Initially in first versions of script they were supposed to be just friends without blood relations and then slowly become romantically invested in each other, but then someone understood that being a friend is not enough of a reason to a girl to go on a road adventure with a boy and his grandfather, so she was made a cousin and romantic line was scrapped, because not everywhere in America such relationship between cousins is encouraged.
*Clicks on video and then to the comments.* “Welp, time to scroll through the comments to find that one person who puts the timestamp for the thumbnail.”
It's not even racist it's just the truth Like bro how much of a down bad loser you have to be to turn your Vaporeon white I'm not going after anyone and I also apologize
11:12 why does bro literally look like the *OFFICIAL* X-MAN whose only power is you forget he exists if you look away from him. I don't remember his name
Nintendo never was as fast as coming up with fiancé for Sidon and removing the need to dress as gerudo to enter the town as after seeing the Breath of the Wild rule34 and fanarts. What they don't realise is that damage is already done😅 P.S.: surprised that Nice Ass or whatever her name that was together with 2B in Nier: Automata isn't in the picture... 9S, you say? Ok... what do you mean by "he"?
6:47 Fr I was at the nail place with my sisters and mom, my mom went to get her mani while my sisters and I waited in the chairs. A kid about 3 came up to us and after a while we all just started having a conversation THE KID TOLD US WHAT CAR HE CAME IN AND HIS FULL NAME- (i forgot it though)
two things wrong with the Destined couples post, one is the obvious joke the other is Jake Long doesn't end up with her as in the last episode she's about to cease existing so he wishes that the huntsman never found her (she was kidnapped as a kid) and they don't end up together.
ok, I know the woman becoming Vaporeon is definitely a wait hol' up moment. but in today's relationship 'market' it would be cheaper to buy a Nintendo switch to play Pokemon or just any device to watch Pokemon then end up in a relationship that is going to do nothing but drag you through the mud in both mental and financial states.
Kid:"Do the opposite of my next wish" Geni: "sure kid" Kid:"Don't fulfil my third wish" Geni: Ok "Do Fail your third wish" Kid:"ignore my first wish" Geni: "Do the opposite of my next wish" ✅ "Do Fail your third wish" ✅ -"ignore my first wish"- failed ✅ Geni: "ok weird, but you wishes have been granted"
"What else did you expect from me?"
Genes mom, the genes
I've got two adult nieces that flipped the script; they are far better-endowed than their mother. Funny how somehow Dad is responsible for the Breast Fairy visits to his daughters.
The family curse ends with mum
@@markh.6687 lucky them
Flat is Justice
I love Living with gamer girl and hipster girl. I watch him on DevaintArt but he hasn't been posting on there in a while but he still does on his website.
3:46 Fun fact: eyepatches don't always mean a missing eye in pirate ages. Most pirates wear them to condition themselves for night vision.
yo thanks for the info
Plain wrong. Navigators of the sea had to measure the distance between horizon and the sun to determine their position. Sextants nowadays have a filter to ptotect your eyesight. In the old days, they used a ruler. They messed up one of their eyes by staring into the sun and therefore wore the eyepatch.
allegedly so they can see in the powder room without a torch. Which might be problematic otherwise.
@@bosskeith1aye we star'ed doin' that after old Barney blew his own damn ship
+1 intimate
5:24 if you say “well maybe he doesn’t do sus stuff with the Pokémon!” Vaporeon is white brother, you know what that means.
0:46 Boob guys out here taking double losses
Considering she'd have no way of breathing or eating... well, cannibals are gonna be eating well tonight...
real 😔
9:25 hit hard.
My post graduate job search is at 1800 aplications.
I still manage about ten a week but I get suicidal when I job hunt these days.
15:11 well, when your line of work may get you hurt, having a few people that work in the hospital as your friends sounds like a plan.
2:40 I just imagine dying in an alley wayne-style, and the last thing you see is a coca cola ad.
I would get up, dismantle the whole company, and after that faceplant into my grave.
0:57 "coincidence? i dont think so"
6:38. "Don't blame black people, blame their owner"
That's the joke, it's a TERRIBLE analogy.
Dont blame the black people from the 4th dimention blame their owner! Wait no not their owner
The owners owners owners owners- and i realized this goes on forever
@@guardianhero6124 Just read the owner's manual - you'll be fine.
9:45 **Well, actually....**
The meaning is 'for the sake of fuck', so it should be 'for fuck's sake'.
Exactly, it's possessive, so you have to have the apostrophe.
Okay guys, I got here as soon as could
Welcome to the memes fellow brother
I didn’t 😈
@@justancomment4279Same 😈
Ok good job
69th like
Accept Jesus please
Three of those were men in Disguise man.
1:16 OK. I'd never thought I'd say this. But this literally hit close to home. This is the high school I went to (in the 80s). Fun fact: It was named the second most violent high school in the city around 2015.
9:59 bro ben ten and his cousin what in the fu-💀
4:25 Judging by his name he would probably give me cuddles instead.....
But i ain't messing with pumkin.....that dog obviously hunt wolves for breakfast.....
5:23
Oh! I'm sorry, Leon. What was your roster in your final match with Ash?
You have no room to talk, "champion."
5:10 i have downloaded that one.
It now resides in my trash folder...
3:05 : she says "My clothes My choice"
يسطا قلتلهم ليه
@@GRAVKENvetter
10:18 Most men get compliments so rarely that they will remember one that they got way back in Highschool.
Ya
Yep
@@Trehlas If you get a cool hat, you can be complimented on the hat. Works for me.
I was out walking my dogs and a pretty young lady complimented my coat. I still smile to myself whenever I think about it... It happened over three years ago.
0:45 Bro gonna be so excited to go to Silent Hill
2:06
See, that's not the time of consumption, that's the average ages at which you CAN swallow the legos safely
15:14 that is Natsuki who is in fact female
yeah. thats what i was going to write.
9:58 my brain didint register but even though it didnt register sweet home alabama started playing
Man the only show I ever watched of this line up was teen titans. Can you please explain the joke.
@@Customized_Kuromimiddle-right one is cousins.
Though, they didn't actually end up together. Initially in first versions of script they were supposed to be just friends without blood relations and then slowly become romantically invested in each other, but then someone understood that being a friend is not enough of a reason to a girl to go on a road adventure with a boy and his grandfather, so she was made a cousin and romantic line was scrapped, because not everywhere in America such relationship between cousins is encouraged.
11:27 how the heck can you make a painting that says “go f#ck yourself” in Arabic letters but English writing
0:20 this made me get a calculator app
Same?? :0
how does that make you get a calculator app, it has nothing to do with math
@@casongriffe to figure out the age difference between the mom and the dad at the time the kid was “made”
@@Chaos_Birb I understand but at 0:20 it only showed that TV static vid instead of the meme itself
4:30 Is that Link I see wearing Make-up ??? 💀💀
There's also astolfo and cloud, both got a dick
Yes and he's making me act unwise
Femboy Link is everything I want and need in life.
@@zeanyt2372One word = GRASS
Cloud's there too.
5:24
The vaporeon turned white cuz he pulled out enough
Bruh what happend?!😂 0:08
5:24 care to explain why the Vaporeon is white?
There's something to be said for all this, but I'm somewhat sleep-deprived, and unable to figure out what I should say.
Unpossible
@@michellebrock9936 I could say something, but it would likely be very, very bad, awful, and horrible without taking precautions of actually thinking.
@@markh.6687 oh?? Intrigue.
@@michellebrock9936 Trust me, 'tis better to let this particular sleeping dog lie undisturbed.
@@markh.6687 alright. Alright.
4:30 im pretty sure 3 of them are guys
correct
Technical term is twink
Even better
At 5:24 charizard is going "I am about to end this man's whole career"
Lmao
11:18 those are nukes buddy 💀
3:06 It says What to wear, I decide
In other words I wear what I want
11:27 That is Persian not arabic
0:50: “exists”
Me struggling to resist asking for the sauce:
Overlord season 2
berserk
@@danielduarte9644it’s Overlord Season 2
@@randomguy9966 thnx I wanted to know
@@danielduarte9644 it ain't berserk. I watched it alr
5:31 I had to re play that one three times before it clicked lol.
Still don’t get it
@@trumankim6484 a water molecule has two hydrogen atoms. Our solar system has just the one star. You know, the sun.
5:24 come on dude .... wait why is meowscrada is here this is gen 8 not 9
*Clicks on video and then to the comments.*
“Welp, time to scroll through the comments to find that one person who puts the timestamp for the thumbnail.”
9:58 TF bro they are causes (ban ten)
Even better
Clouds are the perfect assassins, they can literally kill you at the speed of light and suffer no repercussions
Lightning doesn't move at the speed of light...
@@K.O.Artimations doesn't make a difference now that it has decided to smite you
2:59 Sauce: Kono Kaisha ni Suki na Hito ga Imasu
thank you kindly stranger.
Don't let the Israeli Palestinian conflict distract you from the fact that Ezekiel won Total Drama World Tour.
4:26 And top left corner! 😂
The fact the bottom right didn't catch your attention, smh...
It's AI image?
nah ignore it we dont talk about this
11:11 - while I agree, you still look good bro lol
The cat, mate! What about the cat!?
So the first one for me is like the complete opposite like my mom is flat but me and all my gal siblings got absolute bonkers
5:23 the vaporeon is white 💀
💀
I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
Did you know that
It's not even racist it's just the truth
Like bro how much of a down bad loser you have to be to turn your Vaporeon white
I'm not going after anyone and I also apologize
15:03 Adressed him as "Sureño"
1:12 That’s a strange looking cat
You can't be doing my man Homey the Clown like that.
9:59
Ayo- bro he is her cousin. Wait that's better-
Indeed
If i was that old lady's cat i would wait a day just to make sure.
4:24 There is 2 posibilities
1) you are going to die
2) you will need to outrun flash
9:47 neither. F*ck is possessive, not plural. Take "For Pete's sake" as an example.
Making it "For f*ck's sake"
5:24 Seriously, who hasn't been there once?
5:25 The fact that it's actually a good team.
0:39 his face😂
3:05 "what i wear is what i decide"
4:53 i dont think thats... oh my god i think im about to throw up-
0:25 that's true I know 1st hand
9:05 i expected her to become a ps5
why is link and cloud there, their guys right?
Astolfo (The first one), Cloud, and Link are all considered femboys. And to be honest, I have the same taste
5:10 I'm searching that sh@t right now
Fr 💀
@@ItzAshfireit exists….. best 10 hours of my life
@@MDFOX34 send the link 💀
11:12 why does bro literally look like the *OFFICIAL* X-MAN whose only power is you forget he exists if you look away from him. I don't remember his name
4:31 femboy link making me get the lotion😂
7:13 bro I thought about that while trying to sleep 😭
12:30 BRO, I THOUGHT OF THAT 3 YEARS AGO
either that student has absolutely horrid taste or he is traumatized for life.
I don't get 5:03 Couldn't figure out if it's supposed to imply a filter, or that the guy kidnapped the grill.
Catfish
5:31
OH YOU GOTTA BE FU-
6:04
Alright, enough teasing. Someone has to have made the full story for this, right? I need to know the backstory for both of these freaks.
4:27 As far as I can tell there are a maximum of 6 women in this image, and the bottom right is the best one
Nintendo never was as fast as coming up with fiancé for Sidon and removing the need to dress as gerudo to enter the town as after seeing the Breath of the Wild rule34 and fanarts. What they don't realise is that damage is already done😅
P.S.: surprised that Nice Ass or whatever her name that was together with 2B in Nier: Automata isn't in the picture... 9S, you say? Ok... what do you mean by "he"?
@@TheArklyte I think you replied to the wrong guy
0:50 just because of this scene, what's the anime?
Overlord season 2 I think
@@dhirendullabh8868 wasn't expecting Overlord, but i'll take a look
Can anyone tell me the thumbnail name?
No
Where's the cat
2:13 The cheater got cheated on.
3:06 Pervert.
4:30 How did you get attracted to Robots?
9:58 BEN AND GWEN ARE COUSINS 💀
Thats even better. >:)
It's safe
1:16 i don't get it (is it because she is fat but then i don't understand it ether. Why arresting the Student?)
Because that teacher is so ugly it's like saying the students taste in women is a crime!
4:25 what dog breed is that?
5:25 Huh i thought Vapereon Shiny was purplish.
Lime green, actually
3:20 4:06 7:15 9:55 12:24
the second one☠️💀
6:47 Fr
I was at the nail place with my sisters and mom, my mom went to get her mani while my sisters and I waited in the chairs. A kid about 3 came up to us and after a while we all just started having a conversation
THE KID TOLD US WHAT CAR HE CAME IN AND HIS FULL NAME- (i forgot it though)
9:58 bro forgot daphne and fred
two things wrong with the Destined couples post, one is the obvious joke the other is Jake Long doesn't end up with her as in the last episode she's about to cease existing so he wishes that the huntsman never found her (she was kidnapped as a kid) and they don't end up together.
10:41 bro stop making fun if me (funny af though 😂)
0:50 where is that bottom image from. i'm just curious is all ;)
Overlord
Season 2. Don’t get your hopes up. They don’t really show it and It’s played for laughs more than anything.
4:29 that first one ain’t a woman 💀
4:17 have you seen shrieks and whatever her name is relationship it’s better then most relationships people will ever have
I wanna see a sailor be dressed like esdeath now
4:30** "I blame video games for my taste in women" shows a list with at least 3 guys on it. I mean i approve of the 3, dont get me wrong
1:13 bro excited because he looking for new victims
3:56 it should be Detroit
Finally a kid without a smartphone then shows a image of a kid smoking 11:01
ok, I know the woman becoming Vaporeon is definitely a wait hol' up moment. but in today's relationship 'market' it would be cheaper to buy a Nintendo switch to play Pokemon or just any device to watch Pokemon then end up in a relationship that is going to do nothing but drag you through the mud in both mental and financial states.
6:39 the paraphrasing did not make that sound better
9:59 bro ben and her are cousins 💀💀
The hell was ur drink ACID!? 13:29
2:53 honestly same. I want stars dammit
the girl at 3:04 thats arabic and she wrote i wear what i want or i decide what to wear.that sentence goes both ways is english
4:29 the hilarious part is at least 2 of those are dudes. hard to tell it goes by so fast.
Since I have no kids they should have hired me to run the war in Iraq.
I have excellent pull out game.
Kid:"Do the opposite of my next wish"
Geni: "sure kid"
Kid:"Don't fulfil my third wish"
Geni: Ok "Do Fail your third wish"
Kid:"ignore my first wish"
Geni:
"Do the opposite of my next wish" ✅
"Do Fail your third wish" ✅
-"ignore my first wish"- failed ✅
Geni: "ok weird, but you wishes have been granted"