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Holy crap this thing has far exceeded what I expected it to get. Thanks to everyone who's shared or commented, I'm astounded at how many of you there are! More incoming just as soon as I figure out what to make next!
{Intro} Here we go, so: {Refrain} Cheese (x5) Butter: spread it on the bread Bollocks Cheese (x7) Brown bread! Lucy doesn't like cheese See you'd have starved in the 70's *Musical interlude* {Verse} Lurpak spreadable butter Line it up, and it's on Good man. Cheese Other graters, are available Rotary graters, this is one of those One of them was cheddar That's this one here Cut from a true wheel Red leicester The third one, in a small blue pot That smelled of sick! These are cheese Not shade grown Not line caught Not oak aged Not free trade Just f**king cheese {Refrain} Cheese (x5) Butter: spread it on the bread Bollocks {Outro} Cheese (x8)
This truly brightened up my day!!! These past few days have been rough however this song of James May saying cheese has truly dragged me out of the dumps and brought me closer to cheese!!! CHEEESEEEEE!!!!
I like the part when he says: these are cheese, not shade-grown, not line-caught, not oak-aged, not free trade, JUST F*CKING CHEESE. It describes everything.
lyrics: Here we go so cheese (x5) butter spread it on the bread bo*****s cheese (x7) brown bread lucy doesnt like cheese see youd've starved in the 70's *musical interlude* lurpack spredable butter line it up and it's on good man cheese other graters are available rotary graters this is one of those cheddar that's this one here cut from a true wheel red leicester the third one in a small blue pot that smelled of sick these are cheese not shade grown not line caught not oak aged not free trade just f**king cheese cheese (x5) butter spread it on the bread bo*****s cheese (x8) *i hope that's been useful, join us again next time when we make sardines of the 70's*
I can imagine @GhostStrike sitting at their PC, making this masterpiece, and quietly asking "what has my life come to" from the void. But we're glad you made this. It's delightful.
Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy cheese sandwiches! We had Kraft slices. Two Kraft slices and a slice of bread for the entire platoon! And we had to share the slice of bread! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!
Holy crap this thing has far exceeded what I expected it to get. Thanks to everyone who's shared or commented, I'm astounded at how many of you there are! More incoming just as soon as I figure out what to make next!
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Thanks for giving us Cheese
cheese
🧀
This video found me!😭😭😭
this is a good remix
no autotune
no weird voice effects
no vocoding
*just f****** *cheese*
*slams table with increased enthusiasm*
Spread it on the bread
Bollocks
I f*** eeveelutions
my brain cut out bread and replaced it with bollocks
possibly the greatest underrated remix of our generation
Ironically better than a lot of music
@@civilrebel3743 sure is
Vucko how about C H E E S E
*C H E E S E*
Vucko nah how about C H E E S E
This slaps harder than the cheese hitting the table
but that's not how you make a poutine! (putin in french)
🤣
"Lucy doesn't like cheese,
See you would've starved in the 70's"
Truly a man of words.
Just an fyi:
James May has seen this
how do we know?
@@brentschmgbert3578 Not confirmation of seeing this one but he knows the meme.. ua-cam.com/video/YHPduyXoXKM/v-deo.html
He already commented on another edit, so he prolly already found this
ua-cam.com/video/Ux0E_v4IShc/v-deo.html
@@imadizzapointment8354 Oh my God the pinboard one is amazing HAHAHAHA
@@ghoststrike3984 In the 1970's there were only three types of *P I N B O A R D*
"Lucy, doesn't like cheese."
"See you'd have starved in the 70s."
absolute bars
MC may on the mic
This was my favorite line
cheese
good man cheese
we watched the video
The moment when you expect another cheese and he hits you with that
“BUTTER, spread it on the bread, Bollocks”
{Intro}
Here we go, so:
{Refrain}
Cheese (x5)
Butter: spread it on the bread
Bollocks
Cheese (x7)
Brown bread!
Lucy doesn't like cheese
See you'd have starved in the 70's
*Musical interlude*
{Verse}
Lurpak spreadable butter
Line it up, and it's on
Good man. Cheese
Other graters, are available
Rotary graters, this is one of those
One of them was cheddar
That's this one here
Cut from a true wheel
Red leicester
The third one, in a small blue pot
That smelled of sick!
These are cheese
Not shade grown
Not line caught
Not oak aged
Not free trade
Just f**king cheese
{Refrain}
Cheese (x5)
Butter: spread it on the bread
Bollocks
{Outro}
Cheese (x8)
bill gates 1984: 'imagine all the wonderful things people will do with PCs in thirty years'
people now: C H E E S E
Lol Bill gates actually Said that in the interviewua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@qupix8848 i recognise the link
@@oontapoint969 well i hope Otter people doesn’t do it
That was in 1989, actually.
@@qupix8848 Warning to others:
Caution, rick roll link.
Grandpa, what musics did you listen to when you were 18?
Me:
*turns it up*
C h e e s e
I see your another man of culture
wanted to like but there were 369 likes
*c h e e s e*
The fact somebody turned James May saying "Cheese" into a song deserves an award.
someone here recently lol
0:32 my fav bit
"Lucy doesn't like cheese, see you'd have starved in the 70s" is one of the hardest bars of the century
Hahahahahaha I was reading your comment as that line was said
do do do do DO do do do do
good man cheese
we watched the video
Lol
James may: cheese
Everyone: we can make a religion out of this
All hail the might of cheesus crist!
Agreed...
No don't.
R E G O I C E, the cheese stick hath returned
YES
"these are cheese"
"not shade grown"
"not line caught"
"not oak aged"
"not free trade"
"just f**king cheese"
come on, absolute bars, GOAT
0:28
Smoothest and best part of the whole song in my opinion
“I hope that’s been useful.”
Yes. Totally.
James and I are glad we could help haha
C H E E Z E
@@ghoststrike3984 Cheese
@@TheRandomRealest LEARN HOW TO FUCKIN SPELL CHEESE THIS IS CHEESE 🧀
I'm listening to this every day now. I love the internet
Man, it must’ve been cool to get a shoutout from mrbeast, what are the odds.
i just keep coming back to this
i feel you bro
same
Relatable
Goddamn it UA-cam, why didn't you recommend me this 2 years earlier. This goes hard
need this on spotify
lucy, doesn’t like cheese
see you’d have starved in the 70s
i love that verse
I love cheese and when someone is being annoying I just say "Oh shut up you Lucy"
I get her though. Cheese is disgusting
@@appleleptiker heresy
@@appleleptiker My guy if you were in the 70s...
@@appleleptiker heresy
Apparently James May has a real guilty pleasure for this sort of stuff, no doubt he's seen this and loved it.
I sincerely hope so! He's a treasure of a man
He must be protected at all costs
He has
This truly brightened up my day!!! These past few days have been rough however this song of James May saying cheese has truly dragged me out of the dumps and brought me closer to cheese!!! CHEEESEEEEE!!!!
I watched this once and now I can’t stop watching it anymore
absolutely beautiful
no one can disagree
Edit: well probably
WTF are you everywhere
y e s
Oh hey damemer
Yes
0:47 I love it how in sync this bit is
Hahaha it took a while
“Thats this one here”
@@EmilyTheQueen01 Cut from a true wheel
@JC brick studio the third one,in a small blue pot, that smelled of sick
@@NotResponsibleHondaOwner These are *cheese.*
currently i am attempting to memorize this entire song so i may perform it at a talent show
How did it go :0
@@yourlocalturnip i actually forgot i said i was going to do this and there was no talent show
@@ssilky. ope
o well lol
@@ssilky.commentbait? (I’m joking don’t kill me pls)
3 years later, this still cheers me up.
I like the part when he says: these are cheese, not shade-grown, not line-caught, not oak-aged, not free trade, JUST F*CKING CHEESE. It describes everything.
When I saw he said that all in one sentence I was like holy crap this absolutely needs to be on the edit this is gold
@@ghoststrike3984 Best decision!
I liked the part where he said cheese
Me too
Wat does bollocks mean
@@garchellop.370 in this case nonsense; rubbish
@@zacharyadam2183 "butter, spread it on the bread, bollocks"
i think i missed that part, could you timestamp it?
Please put it on Spotify this song is good as hell
This is banger fr, also the way he calmly says "bollocks" 😂
James May's Catchphrase: "Bollocks"
Real OGs know it's actually *oh cock*
O h c o c k
Are we all forgetting “Buffeting”
Bollocks, oh cock and pillock
And Clarkson
Friend: What kind of music do you listen to
Me: C H E E S E
0:53 best part
I need a 1-hour version of this one to listen to while I make prop knives for my friends creepypasta cosplays.
Put it on loop
“What kind of music do u listen to?”
Me: It’s complicated
Meme music
Cheese.
Them:?
Some masterpiece music
Cheese
I have to listen to this at least twice a day, for my mental wellbeing.
Try 100
Only 2 times. I listen 5 times every 10 mins
@@rayfn9279 that's a very good effort. Do you take your 1:50 break all at once or do you split it into five 22 second breaks?
I take it after I watch all of the 5 times
I have been listening this maybe 20 times straight, also being wasted af. Thank you for all your hard work
This song was the first dance at our wedding, we can't thank you enough for everything you've done for us
Lmao that's hilarious
👁️👄👁️
lyrics:
Here we go
so
cheese (x5)
butter
spread it on the bread
bo*****s
cheese (x7)
brown bread
lucy doesnt like cheese
see youd've starved in the 70's
*musical interlude*
lurpack spredable butter
line it up
and it's on
good man
cheese
other graters
are available
rotary graters
this is one of those
cheddar
that's this one here
cut from a true wheel
red leicester
the third one
in a small blue
pot
that smelled of sick
these are cheese
not shade grown
not line caught
not oak aged
not free trade
just f**king cheese
cheese (x5)
butter
spread it on the bread
bo*****s
cheese (x8)
*i hope that's been useful, join us again next time when we make sardines of the 70's*
Bruh you forgot the cheese
Thanks
Sarnies. Like, sandwiches.
@@barbequesauce7167 I was about to say the same.
lyric gang
I lost it when he said bolloks 😂
I lost it when he said ,,that smelled of sick”
I lost it when he said “just fucking cheese” after all the “not” lines before XD
This is beautiful.
I've looked at this for five hours now
Happy Brithday Mr. May! Long may you prosper.
James May is the most underrated person on this planet
Can we get this as Christmas number 1 🤣
It deserves it 😂😂
Plz
Spread it on the bread ballocks
I listen to this every day now
this is a masterpiece
You mean mastercheese
this is bloody amazing
What a precious man James May is.
Couldn't agree more! An absolute treasure of a man
2 years ago and still amazing
What causes me to lay awake at 3AM at night?
My ADHD brain: ✨Cheese✨
The dislikes are from the Lucy multiaccounts.
We are hitting epic levels that shouldn't even be possible rn
"Lucy doesn't like cheese
see you'd have starved in the 70's"
Absolute bars
One of the greatest memes to ever grace my eyes.
I was here before this gets a million views
me too
lol I wasnt even aware it got more than 500 but here we are
Hmm, still in 7 thousand views
i am just going to comment on this for when this video goes viral or gets recommended by the UA-cam AI
I guess
Alt title:
*Song for James.*
"rotary graters this is one of those" legit how i talk.
Honestly the best song to exist on the planet
He looks like my college proffesor which is ironic because he hates cheese.
Maybe he is your college professor after all..
see he’d have starved in the 70’s
@@warrentaylor6796 lol I saw that coming
Maybe he hated it cause he didn't get enough cheese in the 70s
All the dislikes are Lucy who doesn’t like cheese
"Lucy doesn't like Cheese", no my cat does not like Cheese.
Subway employee: what do you want in your sub?
Me: 0:09
Spread it on the bread.
@@Mr.SoggyShoes Bollocks
@@OriginPlayss Cheese
@@Mr.SoggyShoes Cheese
@@OriginPlayss Cheese
Whoever made this is a genius
Well it certainly was fun, didn't expect it would blow up this much though!
Almost forgot to watch this today
This song lives rent free in my head. An absolute banger!!
Friend: I dreamt that I married my crush
My dreams:
I have a playlist with only this in it purely to listen to it on repeat for hours
Smart idea-
Dedication!
Cheese for Denise..😂
James may is possibly one of the greatest musical artists without even knowing it
When is the Spotify release?!?!
As soon as it's legal to rip someone else's song and add lyrics to it for revenue
Short answer is probably never 😂
This is why I use UA-cam Music 🚀
@@ghoststrike3984 Which song?
Play this at my wedding and funeral
Freaking love it man and idk why I've never even seen this guy before
I like to think that James May has seen this and one day this video will be blessed with a comment from JM's unemployment tube
God I hope so
May the cheese God bless us all
'Cheese for everyone'
Sheogorath during the 4th greymarch
James has seen this
0:33 *musical interlude* gets me every time 😂
This is a work of art.
Haha looking back it honestly wasn't timed exactly right at that bit but it's kind of growing on me
THe fact thats this is perfectly loop changed my life.
"Spreadable butter." Who the flip doesn't buy spreadable butter 😂
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WORK OF ART
I LOVE IT
i can unironically listen to this all day as an actual track
I can imagine @GhostStrike sitting at their PC, making this masterpiece, and quietly asking "what has my life come to" from the void.
But we're glad you made this. It's delightful.
Frighteningly acurate haha
But I regret nothing!
This is still one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen! Mega job
1:06 Play this when you’re delivering cheese to someone
The perfect video doesn't exis......
Ok forget
This is absolutely amazing thank you for making my day.
I like the part where he says cheese
This video is so underrated, don’t understand why it hasn’t blown up yet lol.
Good job!
It's already far exceeded what I expected haha
I've watched this 20 times just today and it never gets old
A year later
It still isn’t old in my eyes
ua-cam.com/video/aYcLuxZkMBQ/v-deo.htmlsi=1ShbkbbXeXb76b9C
Thanks for making my day
Omg how am I finding this gem just now? That’s brilliant
POV: you have watched this more than once
0:57 It's so smooth tho
coming back after the fridge unboxing just to relive this bit of history
It's beautiful. I've looked at this for six hours now.
"That's this one here."
Oh yeah that's perfect. He can really make music.
I may have messed with the speed of that delivery to make it fit, but it was worth it!
@@ghoststrike3984 It sounds so good there.
it's beautiful.
i've been listening to this on loop for 5 hours now.
So it isn’t just me 👀
ua-cam.com/video/aYcLuxZkMBQ/v-deo.htmlsi=1ShbkbbXeXb76b9C
Top 10 musical masterpieces that went unnoticed
I'm a Denise, and I LOVE cheese! 🧀
The most well spent one minute and 38 seconds of my life
HAHAHA Thanks my friend, I appreciate it
Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy cheese sandwiches! We had Kraft slices. Two Kraft slices and a slice of bread for the entire platoon! And we had to share the slice of bread! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!
SIR YES SIR
🤣
What about that pinboard ?